>Chen was found dead in a guardhouse in Afghanistan with what the Army said was apparently a self-inflicted gunshot wound.
That's awesome, Chen, do it again!

Another reason for ZUN to drown himself in booze.

I wonder if he made it. I doubt it, I dont think Gensokyo is big enough for two Chens.

/jp/ers are such bullies.

>Last name Chen and being born in New York.
>Mocked to death by retards.

No one sent him to Bel-Air, poor guy.

The real story of what happened to the real ZUN!bar, then one of his abusers picked up the trip from ZUN!bar's computer.

You heard it here first

Poor guy. He tried to make something of himself and he got ownd4lyfe. RIP.

http://www.google.com/hostednews/ap/article/ALeqM5j3loo7aq9EtdsO7b9v72igFbfFJA?docId=c4825c8fa4104da
4b6e98f5a5d5c0d15

>Even before the Army sent him to Afghanistan, supporters say, Pvt. Daniel Chen was fighting a personal war.

>Fellow soldiers at a base in Georgia teased him about his Chinese name, crying out "Chen!" in an exaggerated Asian accent. They called him "Jackie Chen," a reference to the Hollywood action star Jackie Chan. People would ask him repeatedly if he was Chinese, even though he was a native New Yorker.

Oh well.

Well done Chen!

Either there's a lot of information missing here or that guy's a pussy. Did he seriously kill himself over that?

Recently I watched IP Man.

Before now I thought Chinese was nothing Ching, Chow Chen. After watching that show now find that Chinese is actually a rather nice language, its on par with Japanese but lacks Japaneses cute qualities. Its like Asia's German.

/jp/, 4chan. —

Almost a dozen posters in /jp/ called the meido early Thursday morning after waking up to find their board covered in shitposts.

Damage to board, topics and a post was estimated at $8,650.

Also on Thursday morning, Tokiko, 24, 103 Japbird Lane, was taken by a family member to Methodist Medical Center of Oak Ridge, reportedly for a behavioral and emotional issue. Meidos went to the hospital and talked to tokiko and arrested him on a warrant for ban evasion.

Reports said the Meido noticed that Tokiko had shit on his hands and clothing.

The posts made during the shitposting incidents were also shit.

On Saturday morning, the Meido went to the /jp/ County jail and served Tokiko with warrants for 11 counts of shitposting.

>illegal hazing

What's legal hazing?

What a crybaby. Sounds like they were just trying to be friendly. People used to yell TIMMAH like in South Park when talking to me. Maybe I should kill myself.

>>8274369
I remember one guy on /jp/ who said that he was in army and that his name was Chen. Also that he got called CHEEEEN!! As a joke.

This would be quite miraculous if true.

>>8274392
Not getting caught.

>>8274392
Blind folds and Doritos.

>>8274399
But I am allergic to something in doritos.

>>8274397
it's an edited article anonymous, they really called him jackie chen

>>8274395
Yeah, maybe.

They don't know if he killed himself. They could have murdered. They probably fucked up the hazing saw that he was dying and just shot him dead because they were freaking out.

>>8274391
>Meidos went to the hospital and talked to tokiko and arrested him on a warrant for ban evasion.
I lost it at this part.

>>8274403
Good coincidence.

My first, middle, and both my last names can be made fun of, and they have. I cannot fathom killing myself over something so petty.

Hey Joker~

>>8274415
FULL... METAL.... JACKET.

>>8274415

I AM in a world of shit

My thoughts drift back to erect nipple wet dreams about Mary Jane Rottencrotch and the Great Homecoming Fuck Fantasy. I am so happy that I am alive, in one piece and short. I'm in a world of shit... yes. But I am alive. And I am not afraid.

WHAT IS THIS MICKEY MOUSE SHIT?!

>>8274442
fug goofey :D

They also dragged him across the floor, hung him upside-down, and threw stones at him. Homicide is suspected.

>>8274478
Source?

>>8274480
http://www.denverpost.com/nationworld/ci_19596466
google his name

>>8274390
>Its like Asia's German.
that's korean

>>8274480
The first is on pretty much every news site that's covering it.

The second looks like it's not being made so much a deal out of now. I remember reading an article about how the Army said they weren't sure it was suicide half a day ago.

>>8274478
Okay, now it makes a little more sense.

>On Wednesday, the Army announced charges against four soldiers in his death, saying Chen was a victim of illegal grazing. Two of those accused were charged with involuntary manslaughter and negligent homicide. The alleged offenses also included maltreatment

>The Army identified the soldiers charged as Sgt. Andrew Van Kirisame of Aberdeen, S.D., Sgt. Adam M. Margatroid of Youngstown, Ohio., Sgt. Jeffrey T. Konpaku of Brooklyn, Iowa., Spec. Ryan J. Hakurei of Greenville, Pa.

>Attorneys for the defendants could not immediately be located. The father of Staff Sgt. Andrew Van Kirisame, had no comment. Relatives of the others could not be reached.

As a NCO I am beyond disgusted. I got no words for this.

>>8274514
Heh.

>>8274516
Typical american military behavior really. What's the shock here?

>>8274516
>implying zunbar has any worth enough to be anything past a a pvt
>implying zunbar is a nco

>>8274476
nyt vittu jonni

What a pussy, he should have took the whole base with himself.

>>8274532
But then they would bully him in Gensokyo too.

>>8274527

>>8274539
I don't get it
Is this supposed to be funny?

Not fucking funny, OP

Unless of course you're a baby-stoning islamist or equivalent (such as a Greek rioter) in which case what the fuck are you doing here?

>>8274541
No. Its just there to take up space and be unfunny. Just like every other meme. Its being ironic.

>>8274541
it's finland meme :DD you need to be assburgers to think its funny x-D

>>8274547
its very funy but you arent finnish so you wouldnt understand

>>8274522
>>not using two carrots when green quoting

>>8274520
It's just especially pathetic how they did it in Afghani-chan. There you're getting shot at everyday by hajis; you'd have to be dumb as HELL to let that kind of nonsense happen when you need your guys to be watching each others backs 24/7.

They'll get what they deserve when they're in military prison though. Easily the one place you ever don't want to be. Imagine the complete opposite of Gensokyo.

>>8274559
> Imagine the complete opposite of Gensokyo.
Surprisingly accurate.

Fuck you too, OP

>>8274559
It's doubtless more fake news from "/b/ - Funny 9/11 Pics for Xmas"

There's several portions that seem like they might have been written by somebody who doesn't know what they're talking about, though of course I'd have to google around to check, which is something I'm not gonna spend time doing

>>8274578
Googling his name gives a few articles. Death is probably legit, but the part about Chen and nico nico douga isn't.

http://online.wsj.com/article/AP63260213b8744a69931e1157d9e7027a.html

http://www.masslive.com/news/index.ssf/2011/12/8_us_soldiers_charged_in_death.html

Oh fuck I just realized that each one of these Reese's bars is 1100 calories each and I have been eating a few of them every day.

>>8274590
Fat ass.

>>8274578
>There's several portions that seem like they might have been written by somebody who doesn't know what they're talking about, though of course I'd have to google around to check, which is something I'm not gonna spend time doing

You mean one part. y u so butdevisated>

>>8274590
>1100 calories
That's as much energy as two/three meals.

Are you sure you aren't eating pellets of plutonium?

>>8274383
>tried to make something of himself
>joined the army

>Fellow soldiers at a base in Georgia teased him about his Chinese name, crying out "Chen!" in an exaggerated Asian accent. When they saw him they would yell "Chen!," a reference to a popular video on NicoNico video, the Japanese equivalent of YouTube. People would ask him repeatedly if he was Chinese or Japanese, even though he was a native New Yorker.
HAHAHAHAHAHA
Cool story.

So military Ran-shamas drove Chen to suicide.

Tragic.

ITT: Welfare Queens

"Listen Chen, the Colonel is sleeping. When the afghans come, you have to drive them away, understand?"

There's a reason I joined the Air Force and not the Army.

But even then...

Since when the fuck do asians call themselves native New Yorkers, when asked if they are Chinese or Japanese.

That is the stupidest part of the article, he deserves to die.