Hell no buddy we rule /jp/ now

Conform or else

Hes on a coffee break

>>8167392
>>8167394
go kill yourselfs, your the reason why we need a strict janitor.

WAAAAAAH WAAAAAAAAAH SUMWON MAAD A TREAD I DON LIKE

>>8167404
Go back to wherever you came from, you people are nothing like the old /jp/, your a bunch of /b/tards hipster facebook shits.

>>8167401
What did I do?

>>8167411

>>8167416
Fucking image reactions.

>>8167411

>>8167421
>>8167418

Dubs and you go back to where you came from forever.

>>8167421

>>8167418
Go back to your facebook page and talk with your hipster shit friends, stay out of /jp/. we use to be a small group of refined mature nerds until the name change happened and brought all the newshits here.

>>8167425
>>8167426

>>8167420
What made you so mad kid?
Want a cookie? The way your acting you need it badly.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A56Ch-2UQF4
All hail the last meido and the good old days.
you shits would of been buttfucked all the way to /rs/ if we still had our full /jp/ power. In the end it was all fucking /a/s fault, they trolled moot with that fucking name change. I would of rather had /b/ raid us every now and then.

>>8167438
This guy thinks 4chan is some kind of shounen manga.

>>8167426
>mature nerds
Nerds by definition are not mature
And even if you still think they can be, /jp/ was never mature. /jp/ is more ignorant than /v/

>>8167444
We use to be fucking unbeatable, our army and navy were unbeatable and our pride was strong. Once we lost our true name and when the great confusion of summer 2011 happened (or known as the great shitposter brainwashing), we lost everything. you fucks are either newshithead /b/ or /v/ retards or you just gave up on this place.

>>8167458
you again?

AWW YEAH WILD WEST /JP/
ROLLING WITH THE WEABOO DESPERADOS

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u6mYGcNgKn8

>>8167466
There's only one person that delusional.

>>8167391
They all go insane eventually, you see.

>>8167466
What you dont see what the fuck has been happening? Are you blind? I know, I know how we have change and also how it all happened. And it all started with the name change. It brought all the OMGXDOtakuCULTURE retards here, then /v/ came. you dont fucking know shit.

Its like we lost our culture, our leaders,our education,our army, fucking everything. Its the fucking dark ages of /jp/. Its been the dark ages since meido died and the /jp/ walls fell down.

>>8167391
They managed to find time to ban me for "trolling" over the weekend, while seemingly not finding time to do anything about the actual flood in /jp/. The sad thing is, I didn't do anything remotely close to trolling. If I had, I would've at least agreed with the justification.

Dec,5,2010 Its almost meidos death day and the day /jp/ died, you better show must respect on that day newshits.

/jp/ is special and perfect just the way it is!

No mods
Shitposting everywhere
and Moot hates us


.... I think the end is nigh

>>8167504
Fuck you, you were part of the downfalls of meido.
you ruined everything.

When Meido does come around she is going to spank your ass with her broom until it's bright red for your off-topic discussion.

>>8167438
>It seems like everybody is /b/ nowadays
>"POST WHATEVER YOU WANT"
This guy nailed meido and what was happening to /jp//4chan to the bone.

>>8167508
Saten-san is the heart and soul of /jp/.

>>8167508

I still see lots of Touhou threads and whiny metathreads. Looks like /jp/ hasn't changed a bit.

>>8167516
We are in the fucking dark ages now, everything is lost... reporting is useless,saging is useless.. We need a meido , not a janitor.

>>8167519
>>8167520
SHES A SHIT CHARACTER FROM A EVEN MORE SHIT HAREM SHITTY ANIME #155000000000
GET FUCKING OVER IT. GET SOME FUCKING TASTE.

>>8167523
>GET SOME FUCKING TASTE.
But she reads manga. And just look at her clothes!

>>8167523

>>8167438
I want to give a pity laugh, but it's just too sad. I find it hard to believe I haven't even seen this before.

>>8167534
Where you not here in meido final moments? this was made like right when she died..

>>8167538
I don't even recall what I was doing last month on /jp/ (nothing useful), much less what I was doing in December of last year (marginally more useful, except not likely).

Two or three people are spamming /jp/.

This is not new or even interesting.

Calm down.

>>8167559
Its fucking pretty bad when we dont even have a lazy janitor now, let alone a meido. /jp/ is just gonna be full of /b/tards now and normal people now.

>>8167574
No, it is not "full of /b/tards." Three people do not compose a majority of the board even if they make a lot of shitty threads. Calm down.

>>8167574
He was here throughout most of the Thanksgiving weekend.

These exaggerated claims of yours won't come true no matter how many times you post them.

>>8167584

Are you new? There's an entire steam group of shitposters with like 50 or more people, which is literally called "shitposters" or something like that..

>>8167593
No, but you are both new and retarded. If there were actually fifty people attempting to shitpost the board to death we would lose all the pages in three minutes.

>>8167596
They dont all do it at once, they want to make themselves look Innocent. they are a bunch of /v/ shit heads. Zun!bar has also joined them, thats why you dont see him anymore, the war really fucked with his brain.

>>8167613
You're an autismo that actually believes ZUN!spam would be accepted into any country's military. That makes you automatically worse than any other poster.

There's a new contingent of illegal immigrants running around. They'll get tired, and the original autismos will crawl out from under the wall and continue their droppings.

>>8167596

Don't be upset that I called you out on your ignorance. If you've been here longer than a week it wouldn't be that hard to believe that 50 shitposters regular this board and thrive on making people angry and ruining everything they touch.

>>8167620
Didn't you ever think that maybe they come from the 64 fucking members of the steam group? I mean they could be people from /v/ who just saw it and started doing it on their own , without the real members choice ijn the matter. those shitposters made a shit gathering place for all kinds of assholes around the internet. they are worse than /b/. you need to fucking open up your mind a little bit more and try to see the bigger picture.

>>8167626
I know about pretty much every one of /jp/'s satellite groups. If you really believe this you are a paranoid delusional retard.

That steam group is more of a chatroom or IRC friendcircle by now. Most people are there for shits and giggles within the group, not to ruin your oh-so precious board.

>>8167636

SCREENSHOTS have been posted of it you fucking twat. What the fuck more proof do you want than that?

>>8167647
Yes, yes, we know. That's very nice.

>http://steamcommunity.com/groups/shitpstr

The point stands; if you believe that there are actually fifty people who thrive on spamming /jp/ for shits and giggles, you are a retard.

>>8167647
And, I don't know if you were deliberately being retarded, but if you think screenshots prove anything you need to get your head checked.

>>8167652
http://steamcommunity.com/groups/shitpstr/announcements/detail/1407602889870486341
Look at this shit and tell me they are not talking about fucking with us.

>>8167652
>>8167650

You can stop being a backpedaling faggot now. Nobody believes you for even a second.

>>8167664
That's clearly Char Aznable talking about purging the oldtypes.

>>8167664
I think what you meant to say was, "I don't believe you for a second."

These are different things.

Every single shitposter tripfag is in this group, you have to be the most biggest dumfuck in the world not to see that they are the ones doing this, i mean when they start spamming in shitpost code and also have retarded inside jokes that /jp/ members would know nothing about, you have to at least understand that most of them are fucking talking together and being retards someplace else and come here to shitpost for laughs.

old /jp/: self-moderation, filter, hide, report raid threads, and be mature about ignoring threads you dislike
result: huge variety of healthy, interesting, and meaningful discussion

new /jp/: crying "meido" for a 15 year old to babysit them, attention seeking children who have to let you know they reported on-topic material, people form reddit/gaia/sa/narutoforums pridefully saying they only have been on /jp/, the average age went from 26 to 17-19, and idiots who only post complaints on the board, but think they aren't shitposters.
result: daycare center for children after school to take out their stress, the quality of the board is worse than /a/v/m/tg/r9k/pol/ and many other boards, yet the kids straight from gaia still like to pretend /jp/ is even a shadow of its former self since they arrived.

/jp/ is shit compared to the golden days and it's barely better than /b/ comparatively to other boards currently. it'll only be improved when all the people who need a "meido" disappear, but luckily everyone who cries for moderation leaves quickly enough.

>>8167693
When you have a group of people spamming the board with retarded posts and things that dont belong, you need some higher power to kick their asses. reporting DOSE NOT work anymore, get that through your head. there is no crazy meido to delete the threads you report every 5 seconds.

It's sort of funny how nobody took this thread seriously in the beginning, and everyone knew it was the same old guy at it again.

And then the asberger's crew rolled in, and so did the needlessly long whine posts.

>>8167709
Nobody is actually talking to him.

They're talking to the one other guy he convinced onto his side.

>>8167712
your just a shitposter or you don't care about /jp/ anymore like the rest of the brainwashed fools.

>>8167693
>>idiots who only post complaints on the board, but think they aren't shitposters.

Thank you. Too many nerds complain these days and think they're doing everyone a service. Nope you're just being a whiny armchair admin.

>>8167683
>>Every single shitposter tripfag is in this group, you have to be the most biggest dumfuck in the world not to see that they are the ones doing this, i mean when they start spamming in shitpost code

What the HELL is the code then?

Gotta Love this miku song!!!!!!! <3
>.< OTAKU-SAMA!!!! XDXDXDXD


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XZ5TajZYW6Y

>>8167703
since this board has so much activity unless someone prunes the slightest off-topic thread instantly then nobody can find a good topic, oh dear.... get it through your head kid this isn't your after school care. find the threads you like and read those, post in those, and enjoy them. this board has always had off-topic threads floating around, dingbat.

you don't even realize of much of a clown you look to regular users. it's only people from other boards and sites who want some "meido". if you're from /jp/ then you just troll off-topic threads(unless it's good), /b/tards, and other people. that was amusing to us back when the board was superior to the rest of the site. someone made a /b/tard? they got trolled so bad they left. fucking idiot neo-/jp/ers. just go die if you think this board needs a babysitter. /jp/ wasn't the best board because we had a janitor deleting 10 pages. no, we had the best users who would troll /b/tards trying to troll us.

aoc wasn't even around during the best part of /jp/ before any ape brained retards from narutotardforums say something stupid like he was around back in 2009.

>>8167746
I'm surprised you don't know it, ZUN!bar.

It's #ELL

>>8167750
I'm a 4chan level otaku. I don't talk with you chumps in anime club, I don't read your "anime magazine" with new releases I saw two years ago. I don't need to go to a club full of fat smelly people to watch Full Metal Alchemist all over again. I've got fuckin' live feed torrents of the newest animes you haven't even hear of, and figures from said anime being shipped to my house so I can masturbate on them. Go read your "yowie" on fanfiction.net, I'm downloading loli dojinshi and reading the fucking raws.
You keep wearing your naruto headbands and shit, socializing with your weeaboo friends. I'll be walking by, Anonymous. You'll never know that the master of anime had passed you by, because I suppress my power level.

>>8167750
FAGGOT. Your so fucking gay jp, u all wana be is little girls u fat, fuck homos.
N I G G E R F A G G O T

>>8167760
You're a 4chan level otaku, you say? Hrmph. I am a 2channel level otaku, and you are as far beneath me as narutards are beneath you. Think you're pretty hot with your torrents? My satellite dish is pulling down the latest shows while they air from motherfucking SPACE. By the time you even see the OP I've already fapped and smoked a cigarette. And the latest moeblob you fell in love with this season? Three years ago I played the game the show's based, got the secret harem ending, and came on her face. And her friends' faces. All at the same time. Twice. You keep waiting for your precious torrents. I'll be standing in line at Comiket, getting the real deal from the artist himself.

Remember when this was cool at 2 Am?

>>8167768
You're a 2channel level otaku, you say? Hrmph. I am a mangaka level otaku, and you are as far beneath me as 4chan level otaku are beneath you. Think you're pretty hot with your bookstores? My pen is dishing out the latest stories while I think them up with my BRAIN. By the time you even crack the binding I've already signed a contract for the next one. And that h-game you played three years ago? I made my wife dress up as the lead and had sex with her for inspiration when I co-wrote it. I still have the manuscript for the bondage scene you'll never see. You keep waiting for your precious bookdealers. I'll be sitting in my studio apartment, making the real deal with my own hands.

>>8167769
No

>>8167768

--- YOUR ALL FAGGOTS ----

>>8167773
You're a mangaka level otaku, you say? Hrmph, I am a corporate bureaucrat, and you're as far beneath me as 2channel level otaku are beneath you. Think you're pretty hot with your new volume? I'm the one who makes it popular with my propaganda and viral marketing. By the time you even pick up that pen I've already contracted a better author. And that h-game you made last year after dressing up your lovedoll for inspiration? I was fucking a girl more beautiful than you could ever even hope to talk to. I still have the new serialization contracts you'll never see. You keep writing your silly books. I'll be sitting in my mansion, counting up all the money you've made me.

>>8167777

>>8167781
You're a corporate bureaucrat level otaku, you say? Hrmph, I am a politician, and you're as far beneath me as mangaka level otaku are beneath you. Think you're pretty hot with your viral marketing? I'm the one who makes it possible with my pork barrel spending and hedge funds. By the time you even call an author I've already secured subsidies for "the arts". And that girl you were fucking? I was fucking over more voters than you could ever even hope to talk to. I still have the new anti-abortion bill you'll never see. You keep counting your silly money. I'll be sitting in my office, assfucking my secretary.

'nuff said.

I'm actually not an otaku at all.

I just have a dead mind that only otaku stuff can stimulate.

>>8167777

FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF WHAT DID YOU FUCKING CALL ME? A FAGGOT? DO YOU FUCKING KN OW WHAT FAGGOT EVEN MEANS? IT MEANS A HOMOSEXUAL. A FUCKING QUEER. A WHOOPSY. A PRANCING LALA FRUITY BOY. YOU COME HERE, AND CALL ME FUCKING THAT? DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW MANY GIGABYTES OF PORNOGRAPHY FEATURING ONLY FUCKING !!!FEMALES!! I HAVE? DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW MANY TIMES A DAY I MASTURBATE TO THIS COLLECTION, HOW MANY HOURS I SPEND EXPANDING IT? NO, NO YOU FUCKING DON'T, YOU JUST COME IN HERE AND MAKE A FUCKING JUDGEMENT ON ME LIKE YOu"RE SOME KIND OF JUDGER OF FAGS WHEN I STILL SMELL OF THE SEMEN FROM JACKING IT TO THE PUSSY OF A FUCKING FEMALE THIS BOARD ISN"T FUCKING /GAY/ ALRIGHT IT'S /JP/, NEWSFLASH, JAPAN HAS SEX TOO, OTHERWISE JAPAN WOULD NOT EXIST AS A FUCKING COUNTRY WITH PEOPLE IN YOU PREJUDICED PIECE OF SHIT

WHIPE THAT SMILE OFF YOUR FUCKING FACE. I BET I HAVE AT LEAST TEN TIMES THE AMOUNT OF PICTURES OF VAGINA YOU DO, FAGGOT FAG FAG FRUITY WHOOPSY DOO-DOO LAA LAA SCOUT BOY GET THE FUCK OFF MY BOARD

>>8167784
You're a politician level otaku, you say? Hrmph, I am a Patriot, and you're as far beneath me as corporate bureaucrat level otaku are beneath you. Think you're pretty hot with your immense budgets and life-altering decisions? I'm the one who supplies you with that money and tells you to make those decisions. By the time you even pass a bill, I've already set up your assassination and determined your successor. And those voters you brag about fucking? I own all their lives down to the menial details, including their fucking a politician. I still have the the metal gears and the philosopher's legacy you will never see. You keep making your choices and running your sham of a nation. I'll be sitting at my desk, creating nonsensical plot twists from the shadows.

>>8167793
You're a Patriot level otaku, you say? Hrmph, I am Snake, and you're as far beneath me as politician level otaku are beneath you. Think you're pretty hot with your la-li-lu-le-lo? I'm the one foils your evil plans with precision and manliness. By the time you even build a metal gear, I've already destroyed it AND the bad guys with nonsensical yet surprisingly awesome special powers protecting it. And that country you always brag about running from the shadows? I'm making it a better place by wiping the likes of you off the face of the earth. You just keep your little philosophers legacy. I'll be on this plane, ready to stop you at a moments notice.

I'm looking for a bento box, it cant be pinku (that's Japanese for pink) or any girl color. It has to be of 2 or more kotoba (that's Japanese for 2 compartments) and has be be chibi (small) sized. And has to be really kawaii (cute). Also It has to be about 10-20 bux. And you have to post pics of it first (i want to make shure it's kawaii [cute]). And it would be nice if it came with matching chopstick holder (WITH chopsticks). OH! and it CANNOT have any cartoon pictures, or be made out of plastic. It has to be made of ceramic, or something like that. Also it would be nice if it was made in japan. and not in china or corea (Korea) or whatever. I have found a bento box similar to the one im describing in e-bay, but it was 1 kotoba, and i don't want my gohan (rice) to touch my other things (it can get wet and i would not like that, plus 2 compartments looks more kawaii)

>>8167800
You're a Snake level otaku, you say? Hrmph, I am the Colonel, and you're as far beneath me as Patriot level otaku are beneath you. Think you're pretty hot with your precision and manliness? I'm the one who gives you the orders in the first place. By the time you even find the base's entrance, I've already had my team of spies locate everything inside it. And that country you always think you're protecting? I've got enough secret agendas and classified information to make your head explode. You just keep destroying your silly metal gears. I'll be inside this Arsenal Gear, mailing your fissions with I NEED SCISSORS! 61!

>>8167806
You're a Colonel level otaku, you say? Hrmph, I am the Admiral, and you're as far beneath me as Snake level otaku are beneath you. Think you're pretty hot with your precision and manliness? I'm the one who kills people when I say so and is gets to be motha fuckin Julius Ceasar. By the time you even find my hidden subs, I've already had my seaplanes blow up your fucking cruisers. And that country you always think you're protecting? I've got enough boats and nukes to make your head explode. You just keep destroying your silly little battlefield. I'll be inside this cocksucker of mine named Davis, (He just blew me, shit was SO cash).

>tl;dr
U FUCKING FAGGOTS
>>8167800
>>8167801

this thread is stupid.

way more stupid than the usual for /jp/.

>>8167810
You're an Admiral level otaku, you say? Hrmph, I am the President, and you're as far beneath me as Colonel level otaku are beneath you. Think you're pretty hot with your wartime strategies? I'm the one who tells you to go to war. By the time you even amassed your forces along the enemy's border, I've already signed the peace treaty. And those nukes and missiles you love so dearly? I've got the launch codes, and you can't fire 'em without me. You just keep up your war waging. I'll be inside this oval office, getting my dick sucked by sexy interns.

Test.

>>8167816

>>8167816
TRIPFAG FUCK
>implying your not an idiot for puting "test."
as most likely your first post ever. on jp, seriously? u fuck.

>>8167815
I really REALLY need a source on that quote.

>>8167821
>>8167824
go lik ur moms dik fags LOL!!!!XD

>>8167438
YOU SIR, YOU ARE THE CANCER THAT KILLING THIS BOARD. FUCK OFF

>>8167815
You're an Admiral level otaku, you say? Hrmph, I am the President, and you're as far beneath me as Colonel level otaku are beneath you. Think you're pretty hot with your wartime strategies? I'm the one who tells you to go to war. By the time you even amassed your forces along the enemy's border, I've already signed the peace treaty. And those nukes and missiles you love so dearly? I've got the launch codes, and you can't fire 'em without me. You just keep up your war waging. I'll be inside this oval office, getting my dick sucked by sexy interns.

>>8167828
makinosaka shinichi.
maidcafe during the day or something along those lines

>>8167828
I wish I knew too, bro.
>>8167815
>>8167833
You're a President level otaku, you say? Hrmph, I am a Patriot, and you're as far beneath me as Admiral level otaku are beneath you. Think you're pretty hot with your immense budgets and life-altering decisions? I'm the one who supplies you with that money and tells you to make those decisions. By the time you even pass a bill, I've already set up your assassination and determined your successor. And those Interns you brag about fucking? I own all their lives down to the menial details, including their fucking a President. I still have the the metal gears and the philosopher's legacy you will never see. You keep making your choices and running your sham of a nation. I'll be sitting at my desk, creating nonsensical plot twists from the shadows


>>8167833

>>8167833
DOUBLE POST YOU NOOB FUCK

>>8167839
You're a Patriot level otaku, you say? Hrmph, I am Snake, and you're as far beneath me as President level otaku are beneath you. Think you're pretty hot with your la-li-lu-le-lo? I'm the one foils your evil plans with precision and manliness. By the time you even build a metal gear, I've already destroyed it AND the bad guys with nonsensical yet surprisingly awesome special powers protecting it. And that country you always brag about running from the shadows? I'm making it a better place by wiping the likes of you off the face of the earth. You just keep your little philosophers legacy. I'll be on this plane, ready to stop you at a moments notice.

>>8167833

>>8167841
You're a Snake level otaku, you say? Hrmph, I am the Colonel, and you're as far beneath me as Patriot level otaku are beneath you. Think you're pretty hot with your precision and manliness? I'm the one who gives you the orders in the first place. By the time you even find the base's entrance, I've already had my team of spies locate everything inside it. And that country you always think you're protecting? I've got enough secret agendas and classified information to make your head explode. You just keep destroying your silly metal gears. I'll be inside this Arsenal Gear, mailing your fissions with I NEED SCISSORS! 61!

>>8167846
You're a Colonel level otaku, you say? Hrmph, I'm Kenshiro, and you're as far beneath me as Snake level otaku are beneath you. Think you're pretty hot with your foresight and strategies? I'm the one who single-handedly wiped out your forces. By the time you even consider waging a war that continues to destroy the innocent people who get caught in the crossfire, you're already dead. And those spies that you sent out? They just had a taste of my Hokuto Shinken. You just continue to give those orders, I'll be wiping out your soldiers with a single touch.

>>8167849
You're a Kenshiro level otaku, you say? Hrmph, I'm Shin, and you're as far beneath me as Colonel level otaku are beneath you. Think you're pretty hot with your Hokuto Shinken? I'm the one who beat your ass and stole your girl. By the time you become strong enough to fight me, I'll have spread my martial style to thugs all over the world. And that scar on your chest? Don't mention it. You just continue to chase after me, I'll be waiting on my throne, raping your fiancee.

All you guys seriously have been looping the same copy-pasta....get a new topic. Ur gunna make a time paradox. newfags.

>>8167851
You're a Shin level otaku, you say? Hrmph, I'm God, and you're as far beneath me as Kenshiro level otaku are beneath you. Think you're pretty hot with your planet and the universe? I'm the one who created the fucking universe and can change everything on a whim. By the time you figure our the meaning of lfie, I'll just recreate everything, making your planet, and your achievements pointless. And that planet Earth? Don't mention it, those are a dime a dozen. You just continue to waste your time on pointless things, I'll be watching from above, laughing at you all when i wipe everything out.

>>8167855
You're a God level otaku, you say? Hrmph, I'm Kyon, and you're as far beneath me as Shin level otaku are beneath you. Think you're pretty hot with your creating the fucking universe on a whim? I clean up all your messes and keep you from realizing you ever made them. By the time you pull some whacked out stunt like making a cat that talks or having your moe friend shoot lasers from her eyes, I've already got a cover story set up so that you think it was all just cheesy special effects. You just keep wasting your time looking for aliens, time travelers, and espers, I'll be watching from behind, laughing at you when you talk to them every day without even knowing it

>>8167858
You're a Kyon level otaku, you say? Hrmph, I'm a spy, and you're as far beneath me as God level otaku are beneath you. Think you're pretty hot with your cleaning up messes and realization tricks? I'm the real deal, those fuckers don't even know that they're death is coming. By the time you realize that I wasn't really on your team. I've already sapped all your sentries and back stabbed your entire team. You just keep wasting your time trying to build dispensers and sending in unsuspecting heavies. I'll be watching from behind, waiting for the perfect moment to get you when you don't even know whats coming.

>>8167863
You're a spy, you say? Hrmph, I'm Engineer, and you're as far beneath me as God level otaku are beneath you. Think you're pretty hot with Sapped sentries? I'll just rebuild them better AND add a teleporter, I'll be watching from behind, laughing at you and your low self esteem that makes you play dress up as the USEFUL guys
oh, btw, the medic says you have cancer

THREAD CONFIRMED FOR EPIC WIN OF THE YEAR!

>>8167876
OMG I AGREE XD

buch of faggots

Pretty cool thread there.

>>8167835
Thank you, though it was part 2 of the maidcafe oneshot.
I found it easier on the
"pure days" doujin by that guy.

>>8167973