QUALITY THREAD

I reach for my broadsword.

I don't own a dakimakura. If I did, it would be exclusively for cuddling. People who do lewd things with their dakimakura might as well just buy sex toys.

>>8139630

Ohhhhh man whatever happened to

this reminds me of that sexy losers comic where a blow up doll comes to life and instantly hangs herself.

>>8139628
dakimakura is "over the hill"
sitting in a box under my bed
Because it has faded so much
and the seams are coming apart in places
After being washed every few months
for many, many months.
and I don't want to throw it away


Not sure about this one,

I would be fine if I wasn't sleeping with her I would be sleeping with my girlfriend . I think they would be both mad....

It's just a bag of sand.

He'd be begging for more

>>8139824
And a woman is just a lump of flesh. At least the bag of sand can't bitch and whine at you.

>>8139856
/jp/ - Misogyny General.

>>8139860
Sup female.

I'm goin' to hell.

>>8139860
Don't flatter yourself, woman. I hate men just as much. It just so happens I'm heterosexual and there's very little I can do about it.

I think she'd have instant Stockholm's. She would just purr at me and we'd do it again and again and again... Just like the old times.

I kissed her, and that's about it. We haven't been together for very long. She'd probably just blush.

Considering she must love me back, she'll take care of me for the rest of my life.

Pretty fine. I'd probably get a knife and cut her open and rip the stuffing out, now that I can hear her scream.

Is that wrong?

She'd probably just do Yuuka things and tease me a bunch, because all I've done with her is cuddle, talk, and kiss her every once in a while

>>8139918
>i have been rejected by a lesbian

Bump

I kiss her when I wake up and kiss her before I sleep and I kiss her when we fuck. If she's not happy being with me, then I can just get myself a non bootleg dakimakura.

I treat her so nice, she'd not want to leave.
Would be nice having something naturally warm to hold.

Okay so some of you fuck your pillows and that's fine.

How many of you DON'T?

She doesn't sleep soundly, so I doubt she would have minded me cuddling with her.

If she did, I'd make her a hamburger and all would be well.

If I had one, I'm sure it would just be a highfalutin' poster I have tacked up on the wall rather than as a pillow. I'm not sure what's worse-- sexually molesting someone or leaving someone nailed to a wall for eternity.

>>8139649
lol sauce

I think the question is...

How fucked would the the dakimakura be?

http://www.hobbyheart.com/evangelion-dakimakura-hugging-body-pillow-cover-p-97.html

She'd instantly fall in love with me for providing her with satisfaction.

bump

My dakis will have catfights with each other.

As i hide my powerlevels like a boss i dont own any "otaku" related goods of any kind.

>>8142048
implications that people enter your room/apartment and can judge you
implications that you are normal

>>8142048
Stop being such a disgusting casual.

Momoyo would probably beat my ass for keeping her in a box in my closet because I'm living with my parents while going to college

>>8140553
I don't.

I think mine would leave me because I'm a huge annoying faggot and he probably hates cuddles.