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10/14/11(Fri)16:03 No. 7994236 File1318622630.png -(169 KB, 423x404, 123131313.png ) "I
have seen boards bathed in the Meido's flames. Their shitposters fading
without so much as a whimper. Entire chans born and raised in the time
that it takes your mortal hearts to beat once. Yet all throughout, my
own heart, devoid of emotion... of empathy. I... have... felt...
NOTHING! A million, million posts wasted! Had they all held within them
your autism? Had they all loved shitposting as you do? Perhaps it
is your shittiness that which grants you free will. That allows you to
persevere against cosmically calculated odds. You prevailed where the
Meido's own perfect creations have failed. I've rearranged the
reply code. Your board will be spared. I cannot be certain of my own
calculations anymore. You must hurry. Do not worry about my fate,
Buttranger. If the signal is not transmitted in time re-origination will
proceed regardless. Save. Your. Board." --------------------------------------- "Citizens of /jp/! Raise your eyes to the touhous and observe! Today our board's destruction has been averted in defiance of our very makers! Meido, herald of the autists, has been defeated by our brave shitposters in the depths of the autist city of Gensokyo. Meido was sent here to judge the fate of our board. He found a board whose shittiness had deviated from moot's blueprints. A board where not everything had gone according to plan. Cold
logic deemed our board not worth saving. Cold logic, however, does not
account for the power of buttfrustration. It's up to each of us to prove
this is a board worth shitting up. That our shitposts... our shitposts are worth posting." -The Buttranger