because I am not samurai :<

friend had katana, samurai chop head off and take, not even say sumimasen

Because that guy has a fucking spear.

FADC INTO ULTRA!!!

Spear vs Sword.
Yeah i dont fucking think so.

I think i will buy a bow instead.

Axes beat Lance

>>7940909
All you have to do is dodge one thrust and then remove his head.

>>7940905
>>7940909
Are you fucking joking? A sword is a billion times better than a spear in closed quarters.

Too bad my house has no doors. What now, Ashigaru scum?

>>7940913
Who needs a katana when you have wyvern riding axe knights?

Because warrior monks use a naginata and no katana.

>>7940914
>dodge
>closed quarters.

Yeah, it's not like he would want to keep distance from you or anything...

>>7940916
Yes, yes. We'll see how you fare in a narrow corridor in your home when all they need to do is thrust.
>>7940914
You speak as if you have the muscle to deflect a spear held by a man.

Fantasy glorifies the sword.
But the spear is the main weapon for commoners for a reason. It also dominates the battlefield. Halberds and other variations are also good.

I laughed harder than I should have

>>7940923
Try to use a spear against a swordsman a meter away from you and you're fucked.

>>7940923
I could throw my sword right into his head while he's getting ready to thrust.

should have mirrored the OP image for faghat

>>7940927
> meter away from you

That's the problem, you would've been killed by then.

>>7940932
>Throw sword
>it misses
>lancer's face when

>>7940935
I'd like to see him try to get the spear around the corner of the corridor to even turn it towards me.

There's a reason spears are primarily used against horsemen, on open fields.

>>7940946
He'd still be distracted long enough for me to kill him with my second sword.

I don't understand why the sword has such a reputation for being a "Samurai's weapon".

Wasn't the Katana more or less a a piece of metal you carried just in case you lost your spear/naginata/variations of a sharp pole in the heat of battle?

>>7940949
You are the one hunting him, the guy will gladly camp the corridor all day long.

And if you are to scared to go around the corner he is winning.

>>7940956

It was also the formal duel weapon in case you got tired of your armies slaughtering each other and just decided "my champion will fight your champion and the loser gives up".

>>7940949
If he uses Gae Bolg, it can go around the corner

This is why you always cary ninja stars, /jp/.
At the very least when they hit him he'll be distracted long enough for you to take his head off.

>>7940965
Then may he enjoy my smoke bombs.

>>7940927
How about a more hypothetical situation like 5 cm away from a dagger user ?
It must be great to have teleportation. Except you don't. Unless you sneak up on him, for that any weapon will do.

>>7940932
And he could throw his spear at you or his hidden dagger. Go full retard and talk about ranged combat all you want, except that the convo is no longer about spear vs swords.

>>7940949
Stop going full retard and add more details never mentioned before to your surroundings. Even if you hide behind a corner, you still have no way to get close to him as he holds his spear and waits for your head to pop up to thrust at you. If you don't advance, he'll just advance step by step, trying to get the best sight of you.

>>7940956

Yes, they were just ornamental weapons, katanas were brittle and not reliable as a weapon either, swords are linked with "courage" for obvious reasons.

>>7940966
Somehow I doubt those fishy warlords would honor a result that wasn't in their favor.

>>7940974
The surroundings were clearly defined as our homes.

>>7940979
Yeah one moment you're at the door, the next moment we're talking about corridors.

>>7940956
As far as I heard it was used as a last resort.

Yumi, naginata and spear were the main samurai weapons until sometime of the Edo period.

>>7940986
No, no, I was packing my things. The other guy is the one who kicked in the door.

VOOM*

*VOOM*

*SPLASH*

That's all it takes for an orangutan with a spear to break into your lake with the intent to rob and kill you. Why don't you own a balloon?

>>7941007
I'd just knock it the fuck out.

>>7941013
Those fuckers are strong. An ape half your size can rip your body to pieces with ease.

>>7941007
I love these.

>>7941019
I know aikido so he'd just end ripping his own body to pieces.

BOOM*
*BOOM*
*CRASH*

BOOM*
*BOOM*
*CRASH*

BOOM*
*BOOM*
*CRASH*

BOOM*
*BOOM*
*CRASH*

Buddy, you're a thief, make a big noise, kicking down a door, gonna be a rich man someday
You got mud on your boot, you big disgrace, kickin' your door all over the place singin' Weee, wiilll, weee, willl, rob you
Weee, wiilll, weee, willl, rob you

Besides, a good axe would be far better in that situation anyways.

SWOOSH*

*SWOOSH*

*GO BACK TO CHINA*

That's all it takes for a Kendoka to break into your house with the intent to rob and kill you. Why don't you know Aikido?

>>7941105
because i can kick his ass using my superior jian.

>>7941105
How does kendo compare to SCA fighting?
Supposing you know anything about both.

>>7941134
I think he just implies copypasta.

>>7941072
That was fucking bad, but I giggled and sang it out loud to see how it fits anyway.

Katanas are for weeaboos, real men use war hammer.

>>7941153
Spoken like a true barbarian.

I got a SWORD for you. *grabs dick*

>>7941153
savage scum detected.

>>7941167
>>7941158
Say that to my face, Moor, not by courier and see what happens.

>>7941177
Your savage spike on a stick is a godless abomination that serves only to cause your countrymen to cringe when they hear it futilely screech against my shield.

This type of glaive is my favourite weapon, but i don't know how it would work against spear-wielding robber.

>>7941188
I believe you mean screech through your shield.

>>7941182

using a sword against a spear? that isn't how the weapon triangle works.

>>7940905
I hear it takes 10 times the skill to fight a spear with a katana, yo

Yeah, but can a spear defeat my COCK? That's the real question.

>>7941239
Bitches don't know about my lancereaver.

>>7941248
He better hope the other guy has no more than 3 skill, 'cause the cap is 30 even on an assassin.

>>7940956
Because it's the drama weapon. When you want to be pragmatic and shank dudes, you used your spiky stick. When you wanted to go down in history, you used the sword.

>>7941194
come at us bro

I strip and rush him butt naked with rape in my eyes and a maddening bloodthirsty scream on my lips just like all my fights in middle school.

>>7941293
Congratulations on your great accomplishment of impaling yourself.

Whip out mah fuckin unbrella packed with needles

I have a badass katana I but for $6 at the renaissance fair.

pull out my yumi
boom headshot motherfucker XP

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZqVQT9Det6Q

I hope you are prepared to face one of the worlds few aryan samurai

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>only 24 sages

Is this really /jp/?

>>7941253
Your dick lance is no match for the genuine article.

>>7941357
The way you post makes me think you're not /jp/.