She's just a yokai with a passion for reading. I guess her and Remi get along because they're both shut-ins.

Remilias girlfriend?

She is a loyal family friend/freeloader. I believe a lot of classy manors had at least one back in the day.

I know that, being a /jp/er, you're not exactly familiar with the concept, but the two of them are friends. Friends just, you know, hang out with each other.

She just sort of hangs around. I imagine she just befriended Remilia by chance and then decided to abuse her wealth in order to pursue her lifelong dream of becoming the world's greatest hikikomori.
Though she does help out with just about everything. SSiB is a good example.

We need to find out how they met

It needs to be either exceedingly grimdark or exceedingly relaxing

Remilia's sex friend.

>>7925937
Either way, it involves tea.

>>7925936
>she does help out with just about everything

...which was explicitly acknowledged at some points already.

Then, they mated.

>>7925976
Who are you quoting?

She's a teacher, too. Flandre's teacher?

>>7925976
Arcane alcohol?

...

Bleh, no.

She came with the library. Haven't you been to a big enough library? Those come with their own book-obsessed little girl and/or orangutan attached (Dalian, Patchouli, the Librarian, Nya, Eve, Yue...), you just need to know where to look. As you know, large quantities of books are capable of warping space and when the information concentration in any library exceeds a certain threshold, the place collapses unto itself and connects itself to the L-space. If you are present in a library during this event, and especially if you're the one bringing in the last book, you may end up as the library's resident little girl.

Wikipe-tan was the result of such an event, due to the vast increase in Wikipedia's size.

>>7926012
Wait so if I amass a huge library I can become a book loving little Loli

Time to find me them books

The classiest pairing.

>>7926028

if only ;_;

Guys what if Patchouli is really a man who magic'd himself into being a cute little girl?

>>7926010
Making drinkable alcohol is an art. Making alcohol a loli can enjoy without throwing up now thats a masterful brew.

Unless she just waters it down and mixes it with juice like most pedophiles.

>>7926102
Then congrats on him for living the dream.

>>7926102
Prince Shotoku is confirmed to use Taoist heathen magic to turn himself into a girl, there's no reason why Patchouli couldn't have.

>>7926028
Aren't the required library sizes extremely large? The Great Library contains everything that happened or will happen, Nya's library likely contains information on everything that doesn't exist and can't exist as well. Even the smaller libraries like Dalian's compete by having magical books, though Dalian's last keykeeper used to buy books by the shelf so small is comparative here.

Remilia can't order her around. I mean look what's under that ankle-length dress.

>>7926102
Then there's hope for the rest of us.

>>7925986
He was quoting >>7925936

Can't you read?

Jeez, you're useless.

>>7926102
Patchouli is /jp/ when they reach wizard status. They get room and board, are friends with lolis, take it easy 24/7, and have tea parties every single day.