>that feel when you post stale copy pasta in /jp/.

It's Koreas own fault for being so god damn stupid.

corea is a bunch of filthy fucking stealing criminal swine and they've given rise to the worst cancer in the world SNSD

>>7843190
>>SNSD

I thought this was an actual disease or condition or something until I googled it just now.

>>7843182
Nope, you're being reported for being Worst Korean. Everyone here loves Best Koreans.

>>7843199
yeh me too brah

>>7843182
Yessss thank you op for posting this. time for a corea thread nida.

As fellow Korean I agree with OP 100%

ｄｅａｔｈ　ｔｏ　ｚａｐａｎ

List of things invented by Corea

1. China
2. Japan
3. Confucius
4. Jesus
5. Printing Press
6. Starcraft Brood War
7. Turtle boat
8. Gojoseon Empire
9. 5000 year history. Older than China and Japan.

>>7843260
Also, list of most powerful companies in the world:

1. Hyundai
2. Samsung
3. LG
4. Kia

Korea also has largest army in world combined.

>>7843260

Only #2, #7, and #8 in that list are correct. Nice try. 0/10

>>7843228
What have you done to Usagi?

>>7843260
>Turtle Boat

FUCK YEAH TURTLE BOATS ARE AWESOME

It's kpop time /jp/.

Are you going to tune into the GSL up and down matches with me?

NaDa always related.

Corea? Do you say "nihon" too?

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>>7843288
I don't understand. One of the current trends in glorious nippon is interest in corea and corean things. Especially kpop, they have large concerts overseas for their Japanese friends.

I'll post some more NaDa for you. You need it.

Korea is a ripoff of Nihon

I like how /jp/ claims to not care about japan outside of nerd shit, yet they still hate on korea so they can feel more japanese.

stealing Takeshima, kendo, aikido, and everything else they can

We're not actually serious. It's an inside joke. Nobody here cares about nationality.

>>7843293
>implying those concerts sold well

>>7843297
Hating on korea is not an exclusively japanese pastime. All are welcome!

>>7843182
Korea lovers belong in >>>/v/

gb2sc2

>>7843260
do a google search for "South Korean cultural claims", in quotes. there used to be a Wikipedia article listing all of the things Coreans claimed as their own, but the English Wikipedia article was deleted because butthurt Coreans reported it and voted for deletion in large numbers. The Chinese and Japanese Wikipedia articles still exist though:
>http://zh.wikipedia.org/wiki/%E9%9F%93%E5%9C%8B%E8%B5%B7%E6%BA%90%E8%AB%96
>http://ja.wikipedia.org/wiki/%E9%9F%93%E5%9B%BD%E8%B5%B7%E6%BA%90%E8%AA%AC
I think you can still find an old revision of the English version somewhere outside of Wikipedia.

>>7843425
I've found a shitty old revision at
>http://sites.google.com/site/chosonninjahumblesensei/Home/south-korean-cultural-claims
there was a better version, but I can't find it. oh well.

>>7843432
>Xi Shi is Korean; Li Shizhen is Korean; Yao Ming has Korean heritage; Mao Zedong is of Korean descent; Giant pandas originate from Korea; Founders of Buddhism are Koreans, and not Indians; Koreans made the Qin terracotta warriors; Michael Phelps has Korean genetics.

2/10 Koreans, 2/10.

>>7843432
>In 2007, South Korea was elected as the country which Chinese internet users hate the most according to Xinhua News Agency[6] and the reason was that Koreans were regarded by Chinese as a country that claims Chinese culture as if it were Korean culture[7].

Lol. Hilarious how theyre even more hated than Japan, despite the Sino-Japanese war.

>>7843432
>chosonninja

Oh wow. That youtube idiot?

>>7843301
That's rude anon

URINARA MANSE

Your politicians are dickheads, and your cooperations are pretending to be Japanese.
Go figure.

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＋　 (ﾖ<*｀∀´>E)
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Aegukga Lyrics
National Anthem

I
Donghae mulgwa Baekdusani mareugo daltorok
Hananimi bouhasa urinara manse

Refrain
Mugunghwa samcheonlli hwaryeogangsan
Daehansaram daehaneuro giri bojeonhase

II
Namsan wie jeo sonamu cheolgabeul dureun deut
Baram seori bulbyeonhameun uri gisangilse
(Refrain)

III
Ga-eul haneul gonghwalhande nopgo gureum eopsi
Balgeun dareun uri gaseum ilpyeondansimilse
(Refrain)

IV
I gisanggwa i mameuro chungseong-eul dahayeo
Goerouna jeulgeouna nara saranghase
(Refrain)

Until the East Sea's waves are dry, (and) Mt. Baekdusan worn away, God watch o'er our land forever! Our country forever!
REFRAIN:
Rose of Sharon, thousand miles of range and river land! Guarded by her people, ever may Korea stand!


Like that Mt. Namsan armored pine, standing on duty still, wind or frost, unchanging ever, be our resolute will.
In autumn's, arching evening sky,crystal, and cloudless blue, Be the radiant moon our spirit, steadfast, single, and true.
With such a will, (and) such a spirit, loyalty, heart and hand, Let us love, come grief, come gladness, this, our beloved land!


URINARA MANSE!

>>7843547
They even want the moon?

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>>7843638
silly nida, this is not 2ch

>>7843638
Is this supposed to be a head?

Cheer up OP
Here, have a SeeU

What in the hell does any of this have to do with mah toohoos?

>>7843757
because Koreans invented Touhous

ZUN actually has 1/14th Korean ancestry, therefore Touhous are a product of the Korean people

>>7843819
> 1/14th

That doesn't even make sense

I am Corean and I am laying my righful claim to the following. Please do not be alarmed, I am just righting historical wrongs. Just accept this and embrace our glorious and rich heritage.

1. Samurai. This word actually comes from ssaurabi, a "father who fights" and was used to describe the brave heroes who fought in the Imjin war to resist the zapanichi invaders.

2. Kendo and Judo. This is truly known as kumdo and yudo, the art of defending one's homeland against the invasion of the zapanese.

3. Kabuki - stolen from Baekje Girak, ancient corean celebrations conducted after military glories such as the Gorguryeo empire!

4. Soy sauce - Chinese liars trying to say this was made in China, and Zapanese helping them to put down Corean culinary achievements. Shameful.

5. Hanzi - as appropriated by the jjokbari and their filthy allies of China. Let me ask you, if China invented "kanji", how come they have no alphabet?

6. Confucius, 孔夫子, was Corean. But as borders change, Chinese try to steal him from us. As expected of a people who cannot invent anything!

7. Gunpowder Rockets - Along with turtleboats, these two inventions were Corea's finest moment in defending the Incheon peninsula against the Zapanese invaders in the Imjin war.

8. Printing Press - As the inventors of Hanji, it is obvious that it would be impossible for others to have come up with this idea, as they did not yet have the gift of writing before the great Corean culture spread to them.

This is but a part of the untold history of Corea, viciously defamed and cut down by its neighbours, the true cultural thieves who can not even compare to corean uriginal brilliance.

>>7843831
What sense were you expecting from the corean logic?