How many of these lawsuits have you won now? You must be rolling in dough.

>>7817798

>just won

But that's what you said almost a year ago. You're not fooling anyone.

>>7817803

One, a malpractice suit. I went in for a simple surgery to have an unsual skin growth removed from my back but instead the doctors completely removed my genitals.

>>7817798

I'm jealous.

>>7817822
I'm surprised those back alley surgeons had that much money.

>>7817822
Happens all the time.

>>7817822
xD

I have about the same money, not a problem in my life.

>>7817822
I would give my genitals for that much money.

Today I woke up, ate a bunch of crackers, masturbated, and went back to sleep. Then I woke up for another round of masturbation.

I became a millionare when my parents died. Life is wonderful.

today i woke up at 5 after 12 hours sleep interrupted by the cleaner in the morning
went to astronomy club for 2 hours and ate cookies and drove gf to buy a pie
i was meant to read a book but had no energy
>>7817886
somewhat similar to my situaltion before went to uni what with the wall stareing and laptop...

>>7817923
Shit poster, probably, or subtle NEET thread criticism.

Man, fuck you people. I wish the absolute worse on all of you.

>>7817822
lack of balls

>>7817939
Why?

sexy Kaguya legs

It ended today, after 2 years of being a NEET.

Farewell, /jp/.

i got my 200$ month paycheck today
ha! pathetic NEET fucks

>>7817966
Dude... That's nothing especially if that's USD and in the US.

Awful

running low on funds, can't keep living like I am for long

probably going to paint the walls with my brains when I run out of money.

>>7817866
My grandparents are pretty rich, I can't believe I'll be happy instead of sad when they kick the bucket.

Oh well, it can't be helped.

>>7818023
Once you're done post in on the OC thread. Original content is always welcome.
Make it look like a Touhou if possible.

Being NEET is awesome.

I was born as a NEET and I'll die as a NEET.

Dear Christ, is it boring. And poor. How the fuck do you get money? Not all of us can file for disability, sue the fuck out of someone or live off their parents forever.

>>7818062
You don't need money to be NEET.

>>7818068
You need food, roof and internet to continue being NEET.
And that costs money.

>>7818076
Again, not all of us can get others to pay our way.

Pretty well. I just finished watching Penguindrum and I have Dead Island downloaded, followed by Space Marine. I still have to finish the other two routes of Katahane, as well.

I live off my rich best friend. We're "very" close, and I told him that life sucked too hard and that I'd kill myself. It worked perfectly. Now he provides all for me, because he's too afraid he might lose his only friend!

>>7818081
XGD3 games

Doing well. Receive 1200 a month for awwtism. Haven't worked or left my house in about 9 years now.

Sucks. I want to move out and get a new computer.

>>7818089
Normally no ones, and you're the problem if you can't sustain yourself.
But in this case, I'd guess it's mine for not hating people enough. I'm NEET/hikki because I'm lazy and self-loathing; not because I hate the world or some stupid bullshit like that.

>>7818087
I love my JTAG.

Maybe I should have got a modded Xbox 360 instead of Modded PS3.

>>7818081
>Space Marine
I expected better taste in games from you, Sudo.

>>7818081
I watched Space Marine, it's really short.
I wish it were much longer.

Does anybody else sometimes dream about everybody in else in his family dying and getting all the money and assets?

I mean, they're nice people and all, but if that happened I'd be set for life.

>>7818110
I know nothing about Warhammer, but people have been saying the demo for the game was good so I thought I'd give it a try. It's not like I have anything to lose but some of my unlimited free time.

>>7818113
Nope. That's horrible.

>>7818113
How selfish can you fucking be?

i applied to over 70 jobs over the period of 2 month.
got 0 replies other than that cutco scam

>>7818232
Charcoal thing? Elaborate.

>>7818232
What's nc? I might be interested.

>>7818245
Please don't use /jp/ to recruit people for your suicide group, it really ruins the take-it-easy mood.

>>7818235
You get in a tent, light up and switch on your portable console.

>>7818245
It's over 1000km from where I live, and I can't drive. It's a shame, because it sounds like my dream death. Having fun with someone like me, and then dying peacefully with him.

>>7818254

sounds pretty gay

>>7818256
Yeah. I don't think you'll end up in Gensokyo if you do that.

>>7818256
Well, I don't care. I think it's a very cute and romantic death.

Not gonna lie. If I did go to your suicide meet-up, I'd ditch last minute, come back when you're all dead, steal all your money, then fuck your dead bodies.

>>7818270
Right and then the cops would find 5 dead guys all with your cum inside their assholes

>>7818284
DNA evidence is only useful if they have his DNA on record.

>>7818284
Well taht would be an awkward conversation to have with any relatives.

Been working part time (2-3 days a week) super easy job for a few months. TBH it's better than being 100% NEET, as you can actually buy shit and upgrade your computer. I really hate to say something like that to you guys, but I'm just sharing my experience with having a job that doesn't totally suck.

Get out suicidefags.
Real NEETs are content with their meaningless lives.

>>7818140
>hikki/neet calling someone selfish
You're leeching off hard working people who you label as "normalfags" because they aren't mentally handicapped like you. Fucking retards. I like anime, manga, visual novels, video games and all that shit but you guys are fucking retarded. I sometimes come here for fighting game, room and figurine threads but then I see shit like this and it makes me want to puke.
Inb4 some faggots tries to explain that he's a neet/hikki out of his own choice and not because he's mentally handicapped. It's sad and sickening that you believe this bullshit yourself.
Also inb4 people reply to this post with telling me to get out and acting either soedgylulzxD, elitistic or "I don't care, I enjoy my life". Oh you, ofcourse you don't, noone would enjoy being a loser like you.
I honestly don't care how many of you pathetic freaks killed themselves after reading this

>>7818505
tg;dr
>>>/a/

>>7818505
You sound frustrated.

Calm down and have a cup of tea or something.

I don't leave the house except to go to the store. Getting disability and SSI for Social Anxiety Disorder . Mostly because I can't have a job where I have to talk to anyone.

>>7818505
I think of people like you whenever I receive my monthly payment. And it feels good.

>>7818522
It's sad that /a/ is full of retards like you, too.
>>7818519
Nah, I live in Estonia anyways and I'm pretty sure noone that resembles you shitheads live there.
>>7818525
I'm actually pretty sad that there's no real treatment for mental illness yet.

>>7818569
Wait, you can speak English?

This is a new development.

>>7818561
so.. you mean people who live a happy life and aren't human trash?
I hated bullying in school and always stood up against them when they bullied the "weird kids" but it's still damn funny to read your butthurt comments and you trying to act calm and cool when actually you're sad. But yeah, gonna leave this thread now, bye faggots.

>>7818574
>>7818525
>>7818561
>>7818522
>>7818519
Just ignore and report next time, please.

>>7818505
Why'd you quote me? I don't support their lifestyle either.

Oh I forgot you're mad as FUCK.

>>7818585
Flaming people is not against the rules.

>>7818113

You're not alone, dude.

>>7818590
See Global Rule #3.

>>7818569

Oh Estonia? That fares quite high in the suicidal rate:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_countries_by_suicide_rate
I think there's a lot more of mentally disturbed people in your country than you thought.

>>7818613
I'll be honest, I forgot that rule was there, mostly because neither moot nor anybody else cares about it or remembers it exists.

>>7818618
Funny how it gets enforced, almost as if it is remembered

>>7818622
It's 99% non-enforced. Pretty much any hostile interaction between internet users is flaming and /jp/ has maybe a thousand posts of it active at any given time.

>>7818629
You mean like the past several shit threads and rage threads that got deleted?

The rule is enforced, it just has leniency

>>7818639
Shit threads and rage threads are not deleted because they contain flames, they are deleted because they are shit.

Earning $2,400 for depression, aspergers, anxiety, and more. Along with having rich parents, I'm living the good life.

Hearing about people that work and earn much less than me only makes me feel pity for them. What a shame.

Couldn't sleep well today. The neighbor girl came over and wanted to go pick some berries with me or some shit.

I don't like her, and do not enjoy leaving my house. Why can't she take the hint; I can't take it easy like this.

Do you know any websites about group suicides?
(Even if these pages are in Japanese or Russian).

>>7818692
Perhaps she is an angel that has come to cure you of your hikkikomori ways.

>>7818700

try >>

I heard its really great

I went to a party and a rave yesterday and had the time of my life, some people described me as legendary.

>>7818765
That's very nice for you, sir.

>>7818692
I think it is you that is not taking her hint.

My NEET life is going fine, but do you really need to keep making these threads telling us about your money?

We should all go through with one of those suicide meet-ups, but first having our last meal together, having a lot of fun together before our final hour, and then realizing at the last moment that we can't kill ourselves yet after making such great friends.

...if only ;_;

How does copypasta like this generate so many replies? We shall never know...

>>7818765
Congratulations!
You are now normalfag scum.

>>7818929
It's not like we're discussing his fake lawsuit.

>>7818924
Not before the /jp/ Aokigahara treasure hunt.

It's said that the evil witch of the forest is the driving factor behind the suicides. I bet she's a cute girl. I want to find and group rape her alongside other /jp/ users like true faceless men.

>>7818940
This anon is on to something.
You have my boner!

Today my dad talked about sending me to some African village to teach English, like I'd suddenly get over my anxiety if I did that.

He has some very scary views.

I wanted to see how much money I could earn by not eating and instead pocketing the cash and in a few months I got a little over $300. I ended up buying a doll with the money.

I'm also planning on going on a daytrip in a few days. I asked my parents at the beginning of the summer if I could use their car to go north for the day and they agreed. I'm going to spend the day in and around a swimming hole. I'm going to make myself a sandwich or two to bring along with. I waited until school was back in session so I could avoid people. I hope I don't get bit by any snakes. What was that rhyme with poisonous snakes and their colors?

>>7818961
the only one I know is "red next to yellow, you're one dead fellow"

>>7818961
>I wanted to see how much money I could earn by not eating
>in a few months I got a little over $300

You went a few months without eating? Do we have youkai posting on /jp/ now?

>>7818932
You have bested me with your TRU-NEET superiority, I am undone.

>>7818975
That's the one I was thinking about. Last time I was in the area I saw one of those banded snakes but couldn't remember the rhyme.

>>7818980
Of course I ate, just not as much. I guess I messed that one up.

I believe authorities do monitor communities that focus on suicide, and the fact we're on 4chan, the wild ruffians of the internet in their eyes, they might try to impede your attempt.

/jp/, if you seriously want to group up, get your friends and discuss this in a more private environment.

>>7818992
Well, it's said that those who starve themselves to keep in shape will become futakuchi-onna. Maybe you'll wake up one day as a little girl with a second mouth on the back of her neck.

>>7818961
>I wanted to see how much money I could earn by not eating and instead pocketing the cash and in a few months I got a little over $300.

I did something similar. Except, instead of not eating, I decided to buy all my food at Walmart instead, I saved about a hundred dollars a month even though I was still eating the same amount of food! Walmart helps me save money, so I can live better.

>>7819005
Suicide is pathetic when used as an escape from life.

>>7818989
You're so lame. Why are you trying impress a bunch of "truneets" if your life so great? Oh right, because your full of shit. And that rave you went never actually happened, have fun being fucking delusional, nerd.

>>7819011
I'm sure those who want to kill themselves really care about your opinion on the nobleness of suicide.

>>7819005
Do they seriously work that hard to prevent suicides?

>THIS IS THE POLICE, STOP YOUR ACTIVITIES IMMEDIATELY!
>YOU, PUT THAT RAZOR DOWN AND SLOWLY WALK AWAY!
>YOU THERE, PUT AWAY THE MATCHSTICKS, PUT YOUR HANDS ON YOUR HEAD AND WALK AWAY FROM THE COAL!
>AND YOU! IF YOU DARE TAKE ONE STEP OFF THAT CHAIR WITHOUT REMOVING THE NOOSE, I'M GONNA.... um.... ANYWAY, DON'T DO IT MAN!

>meido doesn't want me killing off the userbase
I'll admit I smirked

>>7819016
Butthurt.

>>7819026
they'll apprehend people who possess child pornography even though those users were never involved in filming it, so yes, it's not too hard to imagine they'll stop suiciders too.

look at this recent campaign everyone has been involed with, major corporations and even the president of the united states

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7IcVyvg2Qlo

I thought Saten-san had blue eyes. Why is she naked on her laptop? She is not NEET she is a high school student, stupid.

>>7819016
>your
GTFO NORMIE.

>>7819005
>friends
I'm not kidding when I say 4chan has been the closest thing to friends I've had in the last 5 years. If I was to spend my last moments with someone I couldn't think of anyone I'd rather do it with.

>>7819051
>spending your last minutes on the shitposting epicentre of the universe

Oh wow.

>>7819051
Get out a bit. Because there are no such things as 'friends' on anonymous imageboards, sure, there are friendly posters, but no friends.

>>7819059
Not a lot of dignity, eh?

>>7819016
Not so much as me wanting to brag about my life and more like posting it out of spite of all these annoying circlejerk NEET threads.

who NEET here

>>7819100

>>7819061
You know when people anthropomorphize imageboards? That's the sort of bond he's talking about. The characteristics of the community. Stop getting your panties in a bunch about people enjoying their time here.

>>7819104
I'm not saying he can't enjoy the board its characteristics, I'm just saying it can't substitute as a friend.

Wait, wait one second.
I can understand why you people are here, I understand why you post/lurk all day on this board.

But are you seriously tell me that you "like" the other anons here? Or even the community in general?

I mean, how many times have you been called a faggot, a moron or an idiot? How many of you were never told to get out of /jp/ for the heck of it?

Sure it might have happened that sometimes an anon posted something that you liked and appreciated. But what makes you think it isn't the same anon that in another thread made you wish he died by impalement?

>>7819128
that or nothing
why do you normalfags always have to kick people when they're down

>>7819134
Of course I like the anons here.
And they rarely are nasty like you described to me.
It helps that I'm not a shitposter. Mostly.

>>7819136
I'm not kicking him when he's down. That's like saying that telling a hydrophobic person dying of dehydration that he has to drink water is "kicking him when he's down". Although that's pretty absurd.

>>7819134
Anyone will compliment you to your face. It takes a true friend to be honest to your face and call you a faggot when you need to be called a faggot.

>>7819162
/jp/ is not a true friend.

>>7819134
>I mean, how many times have you been called a faggot, a moron or an idiot? How many of you were never told to get out of /jp/ for the heck of it?
Never.
Seriously, I've never been insulted on 4chan. Ever.
If you don't shitpost you aren't insulted.

>>7819172
Faggot.