fucking disgusting
Seriously, I know social anxiety is no joke and all but is buying groceries really that hard?

SCIENCE!
HAHAHAHAAA!

Could you continuously recycle your poop for infinite food?

Soylent Green is shit!

>>7490447

Well, at least I thought that was sort of funny, man.

And then wash it down with this

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kopi_Luwak

Looks like this is our soylent green.

Sounds gross man. If this catches on I'll never be able to trust anyone when it comes to food ever again.

>>7490441
No, the amount of shit needed to produce one shitburger would be more than you excrete after eating the shitburger.

Still better than most fast food

Only in Japan

>>7490488
more like the body takes food and converts it to energy, so some matter is lost

>>7490521
And thus the amount of shit needed to produce one shitburger would be more than you excrete after eating the shitburger.

Why do people named Ikeda tend to do awesome shit with their lives?

As a person with an ever increasing obsession with scat I like this idea.

I'm serious

India's hunger problem is solved instantly.

There is truly nothing that science cannot solve.

You guys are fucking faggots. People try and make solutions for problems as monumental as world hunger and you bitch an moan about it. I certainly dont see you guys coming up with anything better.

I for one will embrace this wonderful idea

Eh, I'd try pretty much any kind of food at least once.

Cows making human breast milk seems like a good idea though. Healthier for babbies.

No one likes scat ;_;

>>7490762
Translation: I'm a coward that's scared of starving, I'm also a moralfag, or if i'm not, i'm still influenced by their shitty mannerisms. OH NO, PEOPLE ARE SUFFERING, THERE IS INEQUALITY IN THE WORLD! WHATEVER SHALL WE DO?

>>7490762
You know, protein isn't the only thing the body needs. This may solve world "hunger" but it won't solve malnutrition. In the end, people need to come to grips with the fact that the world is overpopulated and not everyone can eat optimally.

So the chinese have come up with breast milk from cows, the japs have made shit burgers? What is Korea going to do to keep up?

>>7490795
>hurr I took biology in 5th grade and now I know more than successful scientists durrrrrrrrrr

>>7490798
>>Korea
>>original content

>>7490781
Not so true.
>english

>>7490795
American detected. Optimal eating != the amount of shit you guys consume. The world isn't overpopulated; but resources aren't allocated according to need and so you have massive amounts of food wastage.

>world hunger

that's more of space flight / arctic station / other no food supply available stuff

>>7490788
>THERE IS INEQUALITY IN THE WORLD! WHATEVER SHALL WE DO?
Someone is making a solution right now and people hate it. Might as well let everyone starve then if they arent grateful about something that could potentially solve this.

>>7490795
No shit but if you went with out food for weeks you would not be complaining. Its a start, a really good start if I may add. It may not come with everything but hopefully they will perfect it. They can always add other nutrients in it as well.

you already don't have to leave your house as a neet/hikikomori. you can get groceries delivered to your place every day from 7am to 12am from a ordering your food online from a regular grocery store that lists all their products online too.

>>7490817
You dumb fuck, I was being sarcastic, inequality isn't a "problem" I WANT more inequality, I WANT more suffering. How can someone grow stronger without an opposing force?

>>7490781
I'd eat Reisen's genetically engineered poop burgers, if you know what I'm saying.

Japan turn it's fascination of poop into food.

>>7490832
Don't bother, moralfags are incapable of seeing that strength is a desirable quality.

Suddenly, that stupid `How dare you say you love her if you can't even eat her poop?' motivator makes a lot of sense.

>>7490832
Translation: I'm 13 years old and listen to Slipknot.

>>7490423
his bag actually says "SHIT BURGER"...

>>7490437
>>7490437
>>7490437
>>7490437
>>7490437
>>7490437
>>7490437
>>7490437
UNKO BAAGAA
oh shi.--

I don't know why you guys find this disgusting considering the fact that most soda uses squashed bugs to make the flavor.

Surely there are better and easier sources of protein than human excrement.

Damn, it's going to be a huge ego boost when they ask you to shit in a bag so they can send it over to starving children in Africa.

>>7492714
That's it, I'm going to start storing all of my shit in the freezer starting today.

>>7492714

The Americans already send daily semen rations for starving Yuropoors.

>>7492690
You think we drink shit like soda?

Tea all day every day.

reminds me of that ms paint comic about sending planeloads of semen to africa

Only two questions.

1. Is it hygienic? Do I risk parasites or bacteria in the feces remaining in the shitburger?

2. Does it taste good? Or at least passable, as a bland paste, perhaps?

If both answers are "yes", then I'm perfectly fine with eating shitburgers, and in fact, find that to be an excellent attempt at recycling.

If either answer is "no", then despite being a rather messy but intuitive idea, the process needs work.

>>7492724
Touhou Project
Promoting healthy diets among starving otaku.

so there doing a human centipede minus surgery

Why don't scientists find a way to make food out of semen? I would be a mana machine.

>>7492745
That would ruin the fine flavors.