me sweating profusely

Why is that fag wearing panties?

>>7322247
Wow, again? Way to use another one of my images without my expressed and written permission.

Reported.

....girls use tissues to masturbate? Why?

>>7322262
Clean up I would imagine

>>7322262
maybe it drips everywhere

>>7322238
I want a clock like that.

>>7322270
Clean up what? Girls don't jizz.
>>7322272
What drips? Sweat? Old blood from their periods?

>>7322279
Do you live in Australia?

>>7322279
Are you twelve or something?

>>7322279
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Female_ejaculation

I thought everyone in /jp/ would at least know from all the anatomically incorrect H-pics.

>>7322256
Sorry...

Here, is it ok now?

>>7322298

Female ejaculate has never scientifically been confirmed to exist.

All the "squirting" movies are piss or water.

tl;dr - Female ejaculation is piss.

>>7322287
Stop believing hentai and doujins. Female bodies don't work that way.

>>7322301
Ugh. I never thought a girl masturbating would revolt me.

Female masturbation sure seems like a chore.

>>7322306
>never scientifically been confirmed to exist
lets round up all the women and do some controlled tests

>>7322306
No, it may come from the same hole but the liquid in question bears little resemblance to urine.

>>7322304
No, unless I watermarked it myself you still don't have my expressed and written permission.

Expect an angry letter from your ISP.

>>7322310

>>7322298
>anatomically incorrect

Read before posting next time.

>>7322323
>scientists found trying to give females orgasms
>experiment result: "female orgasms cannot be found by scientists"

>>7322329

>>7322298
>The exact source and nature of the fluid continues to be a topic of debate among medical professionals and is related to doubts over the existence

So they clean up a "fluid" that scientists to this day can't confirm the origins or existence of?

Like I originally said, using a tissue is pointless.

>>7322279
You know, girls get "wet" when sexually aroused, and some of it leaks out of their vags.

>>7322325

Yes it is.

It contains urine, has the same pH as urine and is expelled from the bladder.

It is piss.

Facts are facts.

>>7322364
Is that just your way of saying``I've had sex"?

>>7322374
>I read it on Wikipedia it must be true!

>>7322364
That's just an expression, if they're physically wet it means the dumb slut is pissing herself.

>>7322380
I've never had sex and or even read very much H material and even I know this.

>>7322325
>>7322325
medfag here

Urine is 99.99% clean to drink. With a very slight change of 0.0001% there may be some bacteria on the very first few drips of urine. Which you can avoid by urinating a little bit, stop the urinating, and continue the urinating after a little stop.

Female ejaculation is useless unlike a male ejaculation that serves a purpose(can give birth). Female ejaculation is 80% piss and 20% water. Another example of a useless female feature is the Clitoris which's only purpose so far is to stimulate the girl.

Your pee hole and asshole are closed by muscles. This is my own assumption, but i guess some girls, when stimulated under sex, loosen up their pee holes easier than other girls that makes them squirt a clear liquid which is mixed with water from the body.

Just like how some people sweat more than others, some girls ejaculate alot more while some don't ejaculate at all.

I actually happen to be an expert on this subject.

Either way we can agree that they leak something when aroused and tissues are useful for cleaning it up. Doesn't matter what it is.

>>7322389

Somebody should get a girl in here to clear this thread up.

No, not another /jp/sie pretending to be a girl. A real one.

>>7322404
Like hell am I going to /cgl/ to ask one of those fatass sluts what happens when they masturbate.

>>7322404
But where do we find such a creature?

>>7322392
>Another example of a useless female feature is the Clitoris which's only purpose so far is to stimulate the girl.
Without sexual pleasure, people would probably never do sex, reproduction would stop and the human race would extinct. Therefore it's not really useless, and natural selection proves it.

>>7322429
We have too much niggers, trailer trash, and mexicans already.

>>7322392
Hey Mafuyu, where's your nose?

Well this turned out to be an educational thread, thank you Anon. This is more than I ever learned in school.

>>7322374
>>7322392

One thing that distinguishes the fluid from urine is that it contains elevated levels of two proteins, prostate-specific antigen (PSA) and prostate-specific acid phosphatase (PSAP). PSA and PSAP are found in male ejaculate and originate in the prostate gland.  This leads some researchers to conclude that women must have something analogous to a prostate gland themselves. The emerging consensus, in fact, is that the paraurethral glands, which run more or less parallel to the urethra, are the "female prostate." Orgasm may cause these glands to empty out.

>>7322452
Yeah so?
>>7322429
I believe we'd do it anyway, out of evolutional neccessity. The orgasm is just the coating on the cake.

Fabri/cgl/adiator here. Saw the help post, can someone give me a brief rundown of what's going on and/or what you guys need help on?

>>7322477
It's fucking 2011, how can there still be entire glands in the human body we're not aware of when they've been mapping microscopic protein structures and flying in space for decades?

>>7322493
Vagina

>>7322279
girls may not jizz but our vagina's due produce fluids, which then seep out of our vagina and if we are wearing underwear at the time, into our underwear, and if the underwear is black, than your gonna end up with slightly bleached underwear.

yeah, I'm from /cgl/ too.

you guys need help on the female body?

looks like you've already got some smart people in here that know squirting doesn't exist. it's more or less something porn made up, I remember a porn star explicitly saying it was piss.

I could never figure out why it was sexy either. if you want to watch cum fly across a room just watch a man masturbate. it's the same visual.

>>7322502
Yep, most females have them

>>7322511
>bleached
Uh, probably not the correct term to use. But this post is correct in that the fluid that seeps out of that 3rd hole is an off white color.

>>7322527
Masturbating to a guy jizzing is kinda gay.

>>7322544
And?

>>7322501
welcome to modern medicine

Not sure how I feel about this thread. At least it's educational.

informational

>>7322538
Eh? Not that Anon, but we had that 'girls only' thread on /cgl/ recently, and 'discovered' that a lot of girl's discharge bleaches their black underwear, while white underwear is sometimes stained.

>>7322554
Never forget.

Who the fuck called /cgl/?

>>7322567
/cgl/ wears silly dresses

We should hang out more often

>>7322575
But they are actually girls, and they are not little

>>7322575
Why?

If this thread is anything to go by, it makes me never again want to hang out with a male in my life.

>>7322557
Well anything is going to be stained after long exposure like that. I'm just saying that for topic of that sentence it wasn't the right term to use.

Oh, yeah, and it goes without saying that when your black panties have been worn to the point of being 'bleached', it's time to throw them out.

>>7322554
>/cgl/
>/a/
>4chanarchive
Get out already.

>>7322588
>it's time to throw them out

Surely you might as well use them as period panties?

Do girls find this cluelessness cute or pathetic?

>>7322584
>>7322587
Tsun-tsun~

>>7322603
Beyond pathetic. Seriously.

>>7322609
Angry whale detected.

>>7322554
Is that some Xfce I see? You are my friend.

Cool, more knowledge I never want to make use of

>>7322603
I think it is patheticly cute, I don't get how dicks work since I don't have one. I don't expect guys to know how vaginas work since they don't have one.

>>7322603
Girls don't like cute, they like alpha males who abuse them to the point of tears and then shove their dick in them.

/cgl/ CUNTS? IN MY /jp/?!!!
OUT YOU HARLOTS FROM HELL

This thread is a monument to /jp/.

>>7322627
>>7322627
Then why do girls love cute things like puppies and babbies?

>>>/cgl/4439284

Who was this?

How the fuck did this go from the usual "me on the right" shit thread to a cross-board shitfest?

>>7322635
Because those things cost money, and women like spending money.

>>7322633
I don't know if I want to watch this trainwreck or not.

>>7322635
Scheme of childlike characteristics.
They look like human children.
This triggers motherinstincts or something like that

>>7322642
Discussions on 4chan do funny things. Why you should never judge a book by its cover.

>>7322635
Because they don't want to have sex with puppies and babies.

At least I don't think they do.

>finally finish a time leap machine for FREE
>start masturbating on 2ch
>faggot coworker walks in without knocking
>mfw

>>7322652
It doesn't happen around here too often.

It's something /tg/ is really proud of, though.

>>7322624
I can kind of see what you mean, but...

I might not know exactly how a dick works, but I know enough about them to understand that a boner doesn't mean they're actually horny.

Similarly, it'd be nice if men could understand that just because we're a little wet down there, in no way does it mean we're aroused...

>>7322603
Pathetic. You should all know animu =/= real life by now.

>>7322669
>I might not know exactly how a dick works, but I know enough about them to understand that a boner doesn't mean they're actually horny.
Heh, sure. You got that from your animes or something?

>>7322656
No, you're thinking of /jp/.

>>7322669
> but I know enough about them to understand that a boner doesn't mean they're actually horny.

Wait what?
So I've been misunderstanding my boners all the time?

>>7322669
I just assumed that being wet meant the same for a woman as having a boner means for a guy.

>>7322680
You have clearly never gotten one of those dreaded classroom-boners.

>>7322686
I kinda daww'd when I read this.

>>7322669
>a boner doesn't mean they're actually horny.

Who the fuck told you that?

Boners don't just happen unless you're twelve and in a classroom about to give a presentation in front of the class.

>>7322690
A boner means that a man is aroused. Whether the stimulus is clear to them it is another matter.

THIS IS NOW A YUUKA THREAD

>>7322669
>a boner doesn't mean they're actually horny.
That only applies for teenage kids

>>7322699
There's also morning wood. While we're enlightening the world as to our own biological systems, for some reason I tend to get erections when my bladder is full.

This is now a penis thread.

>>7322680
>>7322686
>>7322699
>>7322701
Well I learned something new about dicks, boners always = horny, it's the on/off switch for horniness.

>>7322711

This is now a Yuuka thread.

>>7322713
Except morning woods.
But just because it's just a morning wood doesn't means that we can't fap it away

>>7322713
This is almost always the case for adults.

I'm not a guy and I know more about dicks than vaginas. ;_;

>>7322709
I tend to get a boner when I wake up because of the way I sleep. My penis rubs against my bed and it's just so fluffy. About the bladder thing, it's kind of odd but I try to get horny when I want to piss because when I get an erection I don't want to pee anymore. I've never got one involuntarily, though.

>>7322703
That's not Yuuka hijack.

>>7322699
I actually had a 6th grade teacher who would make me get in front of the class for random mundane shit when she noticed I was hiding a boner under my desk.

>>7322723
>I'm not a guy
Since you didn't say "I'm a girl", it's safe to assume you're some kind of aberration, right?

>>7322711
That last one worked out pretty well, so why not.

>>7322749
This is now a Yuuka thread.

>>7322749
That was a terrible thread and you know it.

Leave it to touhoufags to make a shitty thread even shittier.

>>7322723

Not that surprising really. While things have improved for women in the 21st century, the female genitals aren't celebrated the way the penis is and thus there are quite a few women who aren't comfortable with themselves.

>>7322762
You just had to use "celebrate".

>>7322778
>>7322762

>Start dating fat nerd girl that I met from /a/
>She's probably around 280lbs at a height of 5'1" so REALLY big.
>We're both virgins
>Pull down her boxers since I'm about to give her oral sex for the first time.
>Huge bush of pubic hair covering her thighs and all around her vagina
>The mound of fat has these little valleys between the vagina and her thighs and they're coated with this thick cheesy crust (don't know what that was) and it tastes really weird.
>See bits of hair growing underneath her lowest fat roll
>That same cheesy crust is under there too
>Hear her crying and apologizing, mentions that she has trouble cleaning herself

Since the girls are already here, it might not hurt to ask. I've always been curious about how do girls really feel when they mastubate. Is touching the clitoris like an electrical shock? What about a G-Spot? and an orgasm?

>>7322804
I would like to know this as well. But I'm just assuming it feels just like a male orgasm.

>>7322798

>>7322798
I realize this is likely a kopipe, but it's still disgusting. Ew, I'm trying to eat here.

>>7322804
It feels like sticking your dick in an industrial fan.

>>7322798
That's nasty.

>>7322798
Why would you even- I don't.. Wow

>>7322814
That... sounds painful.

>>7322798
Did she cum?

>>7322814
Then why masturbate at all if it feels like that? Not that I'm immediatly believing that post.

>>7322798

>>7322798
http://green-oval.net/cgi-board.pl/a/thread/49150719
Reposting is fun.

A question.
Does using anal toys feels like using vaginal toys?

my hottest tenshi picture, please accept

Looks like no one is posting here anymore. I guess, once again, I have saved the /jp/.

>>7322866
Nah, I was just waiting for you to go away. Let's keep going, guys.
...Guys?

>>7322847
I would assume no, because different location nerve endings, etc.

>>7322869

>Vaginas

>>7322798
I'm fairly fat but goddamn thats just horrifying. Wash your fucking pubic hair or shave it off. Surely you're not so fat that you can't hold the fucking shower head.

>>7322875
Eh, I see. Sounds like current technology will never make me feel like a girl, much less a little one.

This is a good thread and I'm glad I invited /cgl/ to partake in it

This thread has given me the motivation to not have sex with girls.

Ever since i left my hiki lifestyle two years ago I've tried to avoid human contact, but it seems women find my aloof personality all too enticing, not to mention I've now achieved success financially and in my physical fitness.

>>7322404
Okay.
So we do get wet, but I have never gotten wet to the point where it drips out. I would imagine the girl in the picture is just using the tissues to wipe their hands off.

>>7322930
But she should do that only after she had her way, right?

>>7322948
Looks like she's had her way several times mate!

>>7322804
>Is touching the clitoris like an electrical shock
In my experience, only when I'm already aroused. Like, could touch myself there as long as I fucking liked, but if I'm not aroused, I hardly feel anything at all. If my bf touches it though, it's definitely like a shock, but I guess that's just because I'm anticipating sex.

>What about a G-Spot?
Depends on the woman. It's mostly regarded to be a myth, and that you're just pushing a sensitive spot on the bladder or soemthing, but some women can have pretty 'powerful' orgasms this way, so it really does differ woman to woman. Personally, if what I'm poking at IS the g-spot, it feels pretty good, but it can get to be a little too much after a short while.

>and an orgasm?
Uhh, never really spoke specifically about this with other girls, so I can only tell you what it's like for me.

Obviously, playing with the clit and penetration feels pretty fucking awesome. If it's done long enough, it feels like something inside is tightening, just below my belly button. It gets to the point where you can tell when you're about to come, as it's getting too tight and you really need to 'release'. Actually coming, feels like the tight spot has just 'burst' and then you shake/shudder. The whole 'waves of pleasure' thing is pretty much right, but I can't really describe it...

Personally, I find that once I've orgasmed, touching my clit is... 'too much'. Not painful so much, but uncomfortable. Though continuing with penetration through and after I've orgasmed is fine and still feels nice.

Question time continued....

the tissues make no sense. Sure, when women get horny we lubricate but I don't ever have to worry about a ton of fluid gushing out of me. I just get wet enough to do whatever needs doing and that's the end of it.

>ERROR: File too large

>>7322953

>>7322847
>Does using anal toys feels like using vaginal toys?
Not sure if troll... Oh well...

Again, only have my own experience but, not in the slightest.

The vagina is full of nerves, so putting anything in there stimulates them, and as such feels very nice.

As much as I enjoy anal sex, it's not as pleasurable as vaginal sex as there just aren't any nerves up there which trigger the feeling of pleasure. As such, if I'm doing anal with my bf, I/he will also be rubbing my clit to actually make me cum.

Any more questions?

>>7322955
The liquid thing is an extreme exaggeration, like anime faces. They exaggerate everything.

>>7322953
>>7322957
Are you aware that /jp/ is so scared of female sexuality that these types of posts scar them?

>>7322810
The original was from /adv/ and had no mention of /a/ at all. She's just a fat chick, not a fat chick who likes anime. Nothing to see here.

>>7322955
Depends on the vagina. Sometimes it's the usual, sometimes I need a tissue to take care of the extra. There's also lube to be taken into account even though there's none in the picture, just saying.

>>7322966
I found them pretty informative, myself.

>>7322973
You fucking normalfag faggot.

>>7322957
Do actually feel the pleasure of being cummed inside?

>>7322975
>normalfag faggot
>fag faggot
Anyway, I'm just curious about how females work. It's not like I want to fuck them or anything. If I really was a normalfriend, I wouldn't need to ask on 4chan how does it feels like to be a woman.

>>7322979
I want to know this, too.
I'm not a girl, and i feel nothing when being cummed inside my anus.

Do you feel pleasure when being cummed inside your vagoo

>>7322966
>Are you aware that /jp/ is so scared of female sexuality that these types of posts scar them?
I know that now, though I figured as much from the previous posts in the thread.

Oh well, even if what I posted saves one girl from being mentally by scarred by some fuckwit, then I'll be happy.

>>7322979
>Do actually feel the pleasure of being cummed inside?
I prefer it when my bf cums in me. I don't even know why, because it sure as hell doesn't feel any different inside (and it's a lot easier to clean up if he doesn't), but when he just sort of grabs me close and comes to a 'shuddering halt' it feels nice. It's probably more of an emotional thing to be honest.

>>7322975
/jp/ is uncomprehendingly curious on all subjects. We are scientists and explorers of the norm and the strange.

>>7322979
Of course not, also orgasms are asynchronous, so you have to try hard to cum at the same time as a girl, like shown in porn.

>>7323004
so the pleasure derived from being cummed inside is emotional- interesting.

THE EMOTIONAL PLEASURE OF BEING CUMMED INSIDE

>>7322899
Wait wat?
have you ever had sex to decide whether it's worth giving it up for good!? I mean... being a hiki and aloof person. shit that is appealing for some girls. don't give up anon!

>>7323004
I think it's the "connection" part as well, when it comes to cumming inside.

Obviously I don't really know much about this because I'm 23 and virgin.
Even so, I think it's fair to say that the whole "OH GOD IT'S FILLING ME UP, IT'S SO WARM" is an exaggeration.
Well, unless you get fucked by a horse or something.

>>7322804
Clitoral orgasms are the most intense orgasms. They're like being slammed into a wall of pleasure, and I like being able to feel my vagina tightening repeatedly when I come. I don't really feel it nearly as well if something is in my vagina. Vaginal orgasms feel... deeper, as opposed to the closer to the surface clitoral ones. They also tend to be more emotionally satisfying, although that could just be because I only really have vaginal orgasms during sex. Vaginal orgasms feel more complete. Anal+clitoral orgasm has to be my favorite. I get all the intensity of a clitoral orgasm, with the depth of feeling caused by being penetrated.
Also, g-spot stimulation gives me an uncomfortable feeling of needing to pee.

>>7322957
How does it feel to be anally penetrated ?

Um... Alright. Not sure if some of these questions are serious, but I'm of the female sex so I could throw out some random information (sorry if it's been said already--somethings just need different perspectives).

The other anon answered all the other questions quite nicely, so I'll just answer other things that piped my interest.

About the tissues, most girls don't get wet enough to use them, but I'm the kind of girl who gets wet to the point of dripping, so some girls might need that... Then again, it's from Japan, so who knows what could be going on in that picture.

The cumming inside thing... It's not so much the feeling itself, but of the emotions during that time. The combination of everything just makes it feel wonderful to me. I don't answer to everyone, though.

>>7323032
No, I've never had intercourse, and this is why when women throw themselves at me it's very tempting. And as far as i'm concerned being a hiki is not appealing, this is why i never reveal that i lived such a lifestyle to anyone.

>>7323042
take something that is as thick as your penis and shove it in. it feels like that. use lube.

>this thread

>>7323042
What, you're on /jp/ and never shoved anything up your ass? Get out.

>>7322847

Can't speak for all men, but there are more than a few of us (myself included) that with anal play, especially with prostate stimulation, experience something akin to vaginal penetration and the female orgasm.

>>7322979
To me, being cummed inside feels great, it really feels like it's filling the hole.. especially if it's intense and he comes fast and hard. feels good.

cumming inside anus doesnt feel nearly as good as inside vagina

>>7323054
I can't even bring myself to try and stick a finger in my ass when I'm taking a shower.

>>7323058
>inger in my ass when I'm taking a shower.

Dude, you don't know what your missing.
put your homophobia aside for a minute and ram something up there. shit's cash

trust me

I got a question:
Do you girls actually tell your boyfriends the same things, or do you want them to figure it out by themself?

>I think it's fair to say that the whole "OH GOD IT'S FILLING ME UP, IT'S SO WARM" is an exaggeration.
This is also very true. The only way you would be able to feel if the cum was warm, would be if you had an ice cold vagina.

And given that you've just fit an entire dick up there, it's beyond ridiculous to imagine that the amount of semen you've just shot out would even remotely fill her up.

>>7323042
>How does it feel to be anally penetrated ?
In all honestly, kind of make me feel like I need a shit.

The first time I ever tried it, we didn't use anywhere near enough lube, and it was fucking painful. Like, fuck it stung like a bitch.

From then on, we just made sure to use what feels like an entire tube of lube, and everything's been fine. Make sure to top up the lube as you go as well.

Like I said, I have no nerve endings up there, so I have to rub at my clit in order to actually cum by doing anal. Though I know that this differs from person to person, and there are girls who can come solely through anal sex.

Personally, I prefer having something like a small vibe in my ass, whilst we have otherwise 'normal' sex. Though the vibrations can cause him to come far too quickly...

Now you girls made me want a vagina.
;_;

>>7322979
I used to like it. Year of cleanup made me start hating it, though. The feeling is nice, but fuck cleaning up afterwards. I can wipe off the outside, but I can't just lay down for a minute after sex without dripping all over the place, and then I have to make the choice about whether I'll walk to the bathroom with or without panties. With panties is usually what I choose, because I'd rather end up with cum-filled underwear that I can just change than end up dripping on the floor. Then I have to either sit on the toilet until I feel suitably cum free, or take a shower to clear myself out.

>>7323068
yes if he asks or we generally talk about sex. it's cool.
>>7323066
use lube, dont necessarily do it in shower.

>>7323068
>Do you girls actually tell your boyfriends the same things, or do you want them to figure it out by themself?
I've told him exactly what turns me on, what I like in bed, what I don't like in bed and anything similar he may wish to know. Similarly, he's told me what he likes and doesn't like.

I explained the whole 'vaginal discharge' thing after I found out he didn't know. We put all our laundry together, so I didn't want him thinking I was diseased or something.

>>7323074
This post reminds me of a joke I once heard about god creating women to carry cum to the bathroom

>>7323068
I like having good sex, so anything my guy wants to know about what feels good for me and what gets me off, I'll tell him.

I fingered a girl on my 16th birthday while she tugged on my dick. I couldn't cum(she seriously was TUGGING on it like a fucking rope), but she left a giant wet spot on my bed. Incidentally I got a fucking nosebleed halfway through, but my nose usually bled if it was too dry out anyway.

8 years since, haven't touched another woman, so I don't know if she just pissed my bed or whatnot.

>>7323074
I usually cover my vag with my hand and run lol
I usually take shower but some nights I'm too tired and take a shower in morning..

But I dont find that nearly as disturbing as cum in ass..
it goes deep and it might take hour or two to come out and when it does it feels like diarrhea.

>>7323085
I'll need to remember that one.
Maybe it'll be fun one day I have friends and sex.

>>7323066
>>7323080
Meh, I don't really want to try it even if you think it feels great.
Homophobia or not, I'm not too keen of sticking anything up my ass, really.
The only thing I've had up my ass was a thermometer back when I was a kid. That was pretty awkward.

>>7323101
I can't feel cum in my ass as well, so it doesn't bother me as much. Still find it gross, though.

>>7323090
Oh man, I don't want to criticize you but just picturing the scene makes it sound awkward as fuck, stiffly so.

This thread sure was such a success.

>so I don't know if she just pissed my bed or whatnot.
If it soaked through to the mattress/through the duvet cover itself, it might have been urine...

If she was 'wet', it doesn't really soak, as it's more sticky than anything else and has a weird consistency. I've found it tends to make fabric/panties damp, then just sit on top of the fabric.

>>7323131
Are you jealous?

>>7323156
I am rarely jealous of abject failure.

>This thread

>>7323164
I wouldn't call a 200+ thread a failure. Especially not one that's receiving so many serious responses.

>>7323190
A lot of 200+ threads are some of the greatest failures to ever grace this board.

>>7323152
So it's like precum?

I guess it makes sense if it's suppose to act as a lubricant.

>>7323190
>I wouldn't call a 200+ thread a failure.

no-words.jpg

Oh dear.

>>7323164
So you're rarely jealous of yourself?

>>7323219
That doesn't even make sense.

>>7323199
>So it's like precum?
I can only assume so. It's thick, more or less transparent and we make it as we're stimulated. I actually have no idea if more is produced when we cum, or if there's only more after we've cum because it's only just come out...

>>7323235
I'm not sure of this either.. sometimes I feel like I'm waterfall after I've had an orgasm but I dont think the orgasm itself produces it so much..

...Damn. I thought this was a Steins;Gate thread.

>>7323235
>>7323244
Well, if your insides tighten up, I think it's logical to conclude that you're just squeezing out what's inside of you.

>>7323255
>209 posts and 46 image replies omitted. Click Reply to view.

Seriously?
It's been months since Steins;Gate was released, hasn't it?

>>7323258
mmyeah and when the dick pulls out it draws the ladyjuice out with it too.

>>7323265
About a year and a half since the 360 release, a few months since the PC release, and a few weeks since the anime started airing.

>>7323235

It varies on the girl. After I cum, it gets more wet and slick than when I first started. But everyone is different.
And damn, I don't think I've ever seen this many women on /jp/ before...

Goddamn women are fucking disgusting.

Why would I want to put my face anywhere NEAR a vagina?

>>7323282

Nobody's asking you to put your face there.
But that's why you are probably a virgin, isn't it?

>>7323282
Because your instincts tell you so? Few people can actually use reason.

>>7323282

>implying dicks shooting loads of cum aren't equally as disgusting

>>7323282
Don't kick it till you try it man. It's courtesy, especially is she goes down on you as well.

>>7323279
You mean a girl browses this board normally? Damn, I better stop using "him" and "guy" everywhere.

>>7323297

I don't post much, but I do lurk here. You'd be surprised.

>>7323286
>virgin
Yes, I am. Is this still used as an insult?
>>7323288
>instincts
....nope.
>>7323290
But we're not talking about dicks now are we?
>>7323292
>It's courtesy, especially is she goes down on you as well.
Is that so? Try finding one that likes doing it. Most find it degrading and at worse, gross.

And then they expect you to go down on them. No thanks. Low tide is not my strong suit.

>>7323279
you just can't tell..

>>7323282

If she's clean and she shaves, what's the problem?

It's not like dicks are any less disturbing; you're just used to them because you have one.

>Discussion about getting blowjobs from sluts and sticking your face in their cunts

What the fuck happened to you /jp/

>>7323304
Am I weird if I find my own dick disgusting?

>>7323304
Shaving might not even be an issue depending on the girl.

I don't grow a single hair by my labia. A little patch above it, yes, but not by the hole. I don't know about other girls, though. I just don't like shaving, and my body hair is already sparse.

>>7323302

>try finding one that likes doing it

If it means anything, I enjoy giving head to my boyfriend. A lot of girls do.
If you've got a girl that expects you to go down on her and then says giving you head is 'degrading', then she probably isn't much of a keeper, is she?

>>7323318
>If you've got a girl
Okay, we're done here

>>7323318
>If it means anything, I enjoy giving head to my boyfriend. A lot of girls do.

Then you all must be far and wide apart

>If you've got a girl that expects you to go down on her and then says giving you head is 'degrading', then she probably isn't much of a keeper, is she?

I didn't realize most were keepers anyway.


But as I stated earlier, I'm just a "pathetic boring, immature, inexperienced, failure at life virgin" so what do I know?

>>7323297
why are you even surprised?

>>7323318
>I enjoy giving head to my boyfriend. A lot of girls do.
>A lot of girls do enjoy giving head to my boyfriend.

>>7323314

...Yeah, I think that's pretty weird.

Well, do you just hate your OWN dick or dicks in general?

The newfriend is strong in this thread.

It is the weekend, though, but shouldn't all of you be doing normalfriend things like studying for finals or getting trashed?

>>7323302
>>Is that so? Try finding one that likes doing it. Most find it degrading and at worse, gross.

Some girls enjoy giving to their significant other. It's a trust aspect in a relationship. I don't like giving blowjobs, but I'll try my best for my boyfriend because he loves going down on me. Apparently, I taste lemony. Everyone's different in their preferences.

>>And then they expect you to go down on them. >>No thanks. Low tide is not my strong suit.
Just don't expect a blow job in return, then... but considering you seem pretty bitter, whatever I have to say will just bounce off your head.

Does anyone have any more female-related questions? I feel like answering today.

>>7323329
Dicks in general. They look so gross, full of veins and whatnot. I find vulvas disgusting too. Breasts not so much, however.

This thread is so summer that I got a tan from it.

>>7323323
I don't know, I picture /jp/ as a fat NEET hikki locked in a basement masturbating all day every day, not as a tidy girl.

And as this thread and the others I've read on /cgl/ shows, I'm glad I'm a guy.

Sorry /jp/, the little girl mentality just falls short with me.

>>7323356

That was pretty amusing. Thanks for that.

>>7323347
Are you that same guy who said he used to punch his dick until his erection died down when he was little?

>>7323368
well. Yeah, personificating the whole board as single person may be a problem here.

>>7323346
>Just don't expect a blow job in return, then... but considering you seem pretty bitter, whatever I have to say will just bounce off your head.
>seem bitter

Jumping to conclusions must be a woman thing. I never expect anything when it comes to sex. In fact, I find the act itself boring. I'd rather jack off.

But then again I have a low sex drive.

>>7323370
I still think wearing a skirt that revealed my long ladylike limbs wrapped in delicious stockings would be pretty cash.

Maybe it'd motivate me to stay in shape.

>>7323382
Nope. I know how he feels, though.

>>7323346
>Does anyone have any more female-related questions?

When that whole, "taking bone marrow and turning it into artificial sperm" thing catches speed, will you ladies no longer need us men? So we will have truly nothing to be expected of us?

Then we can be free.

>>7323337
I regularly get wasted and post on /jp/

>>7323370

I'd be okay with being a girl. Not that I'm uncomfortable with being a guy, but I think it'd be kind of fun to at least try it out for a while.

Too bad medical technology will never progress to the extent that we can swap genders at will, or at least not within my lifetime.

>>7323383
Maybe. I'm a bit childish, autistic and naive. I'll try to keep in mind that generalizations tend to be mistaken.

>>7323384
Your posts come off as really bitter to me, that's all. Enjoy your low sex drive. It's not a bad thing.

>>7323407
>I'll try to keep in mind that generalizations tend to be mistaken.
Actually you posted a perfect generalization of /jp/:
>childish, autistic and naive.

>>7323415
That means I am /jp/?
Somehow I'm really sad ;_;

>>7323400
I don't know. I guess worst case scenario, men will eventually die out, depending on how society develops.

I like guys, though. So please, stick around. It's fun hanging out with you.

>>7323415
>Actually you posted a perfect generalization of /jp/ in weekends and in summer, also starting in 2010

Fixed.

>>7323445
Your post just proves that you're
>childish, autistic and naive.

>>7323400
>When that whole, "taking bone marrow and turning it into artificial sperm" thing catches speed

Read Y: The Last Man. The women in that can't emotionally survive without men.

I think we're fine. The bone marrow thing won't catch on anyway, good luck convincing women to stop having sex.

>>7323415
I don't think I'm all that autistic, but I could live with that description.

I'm not planning on derailing this thread or anything, but I sometimes wonder if you guys see yourselves the same way I see me.

Most of the time it feels like I'm the "nice guy" who'll never go anywhere.
At least I see no rapid changes.
It feels like the only thing I have going for me that I don't live at home anymore (I've been living in a dorm for the past 2½ years).
I can talk to people (even girls) casually about pretty much everything, but it always feels like there's some kind of barrier between me and the other person.
Not sure if I should bother writing more seeing as this thread is going to disappear anyway.

If countries can't take over the world, then I don't see why women can. Female bone marrow pregnancies will forever be even more obscure than Fleshlights.

Having conversations with sluts in offtopic threads? Great work /jp/, your transformation into /b/ is finally complete.

>>7323458
You sound like you have no drive.

Why can't girls be cute and innocent...

>>7323481
Because girls are human too?

>>7323458
I agree completely with you. I'm not as outgoing and I live with my parents, but it's pretty much the same thing. You might want to create a new thread or post on a certain other board about that, though. gbuab puna fb /rot13

Why are girls so lewd? Just looking at them sickens me. Their lewd vaginas and rude breasts make me want to puke.

>>7323458
I always try to think about myself as negative as possible so that I don't get arrogant and look down on people.
(Not like there are many things I could get arrogant about)

One might say now that' I'm depressed by doing this all the time, but I'm really not.
I just think that I'm fine the way I am even if I'm pretty much human scum, and as long as I'm happy the way I am why bother changing myself?

I just really wish I could stop masturbating and have no sex drive at all

>>7323489
That's not true.. Humans can feel pain.

>>7323469

Also, wouldn't it be easier to just clone yourself and then give birth to that?

>>7323497
You're too lewd too.

>>7323481

Girls can be cute while being fucked too.

No one is innocent.

>>7323502
>>Females can't feel pain

What the fuck am I reading? Are you totally lost in your own pity-party or something?

>>7323407
Don't worry. I'm childish and kinda autistic too.
Though i always doubt everything and everyone so i have to spare myself the "naive" bit.

>>7323480
I guess. But then again, not really.
Sure, I'd love to have money, but I have no idea who'd ever hire me to take care of something serious.
Currently on my 3rd year of Japanese Studies, and I don't think I'll ever be able to use that to get direct access to a job.
I'm not retarded or anything, but right now I just don't feel sure I'll get a Masters. All the book-reading is boring..

My biggest dream is to build a house out of shipping containers and decorate it nicely inside with electronics and stuff.

If I got fit, I guess my self-confidence would go up, so that might help me when it comes to getting a job and try to overcome that barrier with people.

>>7323458
>>7323500
>>7323521
Nobody gives a fuck.
>>>/blog/
>>>/r9k/

Oh! I have a question.
This has confused me throughout my entire life up until this point! In my free time during school (and now exclusively and for eternity) I played video games, watched anime, browsed the internet, and shit. But neither of these things girls did in the majority. I know the girls in this thread likely did, but what the hell were these other girls doing? What the fuck did the popular girls do in their free time between parties? I know they weren't reading or playing vidya or watching anime, and these were the days when Facebook was somewhat obscure.

never change, /jp/

>>7323539
Telephone. TV. Fashion Magazines. IM. Et cetera.

I like how, underneath the arrogance and misogyny, /jp/ is just a bunch of sad sacks.

What do girls do when their dad finds their porn collection?
What do girls do when their mum finds them dressed in their dad's clothes?
What do girls do when they envy every guy in their class because they hate being male????

>>7323539

People used to watch television at lot.

How come when I turned up to school on Valentines day with roses for the girl of my dreams she laughed at me? Girls can be so cruel..

>>7323551

I doubt anyone on /jp/ has ever denied being a sad, pathetic being. I don't see your point.

>>7323538
I guess you're right.
I'm just afraid of starting threads because I think no one will answer.

Then I'll just sit there and F5 my own thread.

>>7323567

What. Just say you're a female and your thread will reach bump limit within the hour. This is valid for every board, even the "spam and female hating" /jp/.

Are boobs fun to have? Are they sensitive? Is it annoying when guys stare at them? There was this girl in High school who always had her cleveage on display, and then whined when people stared at them. Why does that happen?

>>7323571
>This is valid for every board, even the "spam and female hating" /jp/.

That's only because the apes from other boards inevitably show up in these threads.

I like how a single troll post I made before taking a shit and a nap turned this thread from 5 replies to 200+.

I'm a /jp/ Master.

>>7323521
I think you have too much self-doubt, which pretty much stagnates your life. Counteract with some confidence (via gym, which would be good), and start pushing yourself towards other people. I'm willing to bet that you only contact people when you see them, huh? Why not send a message, or ask if they want to hang out after class? You gotta push for what you want (includes money), because the world's certainly not going to hand it to you.

>>I have no idea who'd ever hire me to take care of something serious.
Then no one will hire you for anything. Sometimes have no expectations is good, but never having any means you'll never move forward.

As for a Japanese major, if your writing is decent in Japanese and English, international companies always need people who can write those legal documents in multiple languages.

>>7323539
shopping, probably browsing internet and using community sites which were populat at that time, some of them might have had some specific hobby, i dunno.

>>7323571
I'm a horrible liar.
Even if it's on the internet, I just don't like it.

If anything, I try to be myself on the internet as well as outside.
Except I never talk to strangers outside unless I have to.

Maybe it'd help if they talked about something that actually interested me in a friendly manner, but going outside and talking to random people isn't really something I can see myself doing.
I don't know why people would even take notice of me, and I have no motivation to actually approach people and talk to them.
I'm not ugly to the point of being able to make people run away, but it just seems - awkward.
Maybe my best bet is to get fit so I can like myself, and then not worry so much about everyone else.

>>7323574
>>Are boobs fun to have?
Very fun. I love my boobs. Most people like b cups, but I love my A-cups because they're just enough and I can still sleeping facing down.

Are they sensitive?
>>If you're aroused. Otherwise, they're lumps of fat on your chest.

>>Is it annoying when guys stare at them?
No one ever stares at my boobs.

>>There was this girl in High school who always had her cleveage on display, and then whined when people stared at them. Why does that happen?
She wanted attention, that's all.

>>7323594
>He doesn't have a female alter ego he seduces hapless fools with on mmorpgs and online chatting clients.

Come on man, get with the program!!!

>>7323604
Derpa derpa grammar.

>>7323574
NOPE. Thanks god i'm kinda flat, but i wish they would dissapear completely. All they do is being useless and a hassle.

>>7323604
I'm jealous. It's so great to be a woman in today's western world. God dammit, I should get a sex change before I'm 20.

>>7323616
Men are still the more privileged gender and you are a god damn moron if you think otherwise.

>Discussions with females
Get out. All of you.

Fucking weekend.

>>7323539
Horse riding, fucking horse riding. I actually asked other girls what they did in their free time, that was the most common answer.
Also, shopping, texting friends, watching TV, hang out with friends, sport...

>>7323574
Mine are pretty big, and it's kind of fun playing with them, though I sometimes wish I had a DFC. They're sensitive only during PMS.
If someone I'm interested in/attracted to shows interest in my breasts, I'm usually flattered, but I dislike it if the staring is very blatant.
That girl did like having her chest stared at.

>>7323624
I just want to be coddled and hugged. ;_; I don't want to have to be a tough manly man. I want to wear cute clothes.

>>7323639
And nothing, literally nothing, is preventing you from doing that.

>>7323604
>>7323615
So the two girls browsing /jp/ at the moment both have small breasts? I guess that thing about everyone being little girls in here was really true, after all.

>>7323564
>>7323551
The _vast_majority of /jp/ is just staying out of this thread.

It's been quarantined and set aside like the sports thread yesterday.

>>7323645
You're mean.. Go away. You don't understand at all. It's easy to say 'MY CLICHE IS THE WORST OFF' but no one truly knows that until they've seen all sides. And sure, I can wear what I want, but I can't go outside in them without being ridiculed. If I cry no one takes me seriously. If I have an argument with a woman and she hits me in the face, no one does anything.. How can she slap?

Anyway I don't want to go on a /v/ style rant here but you truly are ignorant.

>>7323667
The only thing stopping you is yourself and your fear of other people. The other poster didn't say anything that you said. Hardcore projection, much?

>>7323574
>Are boobs fun to have?
Not really. Especially big ones come with a lot of pain and hassle. Finding bras is also very hard, and good, supportive ones cost a lot.

>Are they sensitive?
Mine are, yes. They're pretty large so they get sore easily. I have to massage them because of that.

>Is it annoying when guys stare at them?
I haven't had many guys stare at them (I dress up rather conservatively, and polite people don't do that, right?), but I suppose it depends. If someone just innocently and accidentally stares at them without meaning to, I don't mind, but if it's a sleazy guy who is just staring at them with no shame I find it uncomfortable. I've had girls stare at them more, though, especially girls with flat chests who are curious/envious about my breasts. That can be kind of irritating, since they think just because they aren't guys it's okay to make all kinds of comments and stare. It makes me a bit ashamed of my size, too.

>There was this girl in High school who always had her cleveage on display, and then whined when people stared at them. Why does that happen?
I don't know, I would never do that. Some people are just stupid or want attention, I guess? Maybe she only wished a certain someone would notice? Anyhow, I can't understand that kind of people.

>>7323574
Having boobs is awesome. Mine are big enough that I can play with them, but small enough to not give me back/neck pain. They aren't very sensitive though, but it doesn't really bother me. I don't give a fuck if people stare at my boobs. For me, wearing revealing clothes is a real ego boost, but it's not for the staring. I just feel better.
That girl you're talking about definitely liked the attention. Otherwise she wouldn't mention it at all.