>>5312374
Three already taken care of by picture.

sex
in
the
missionary
position

1. The things I like.
2. ???

Shared interests/likes/dislikes, facial attractiveness, loyalty, immortality, ability to turn me into a similarly immortal girl.

Only love worth experiencing is eternal lesbian love.

Nipple (lack of) puffiness
Breast shape
Chest size
Cleavage width
Expertise in missionary position

A good personality, loyalty, shared interests, and good cooking skills.

Loyalty
Beauty
Kindness
Intelligence
Damage output

I
do
not
have
one

That she can cure my lonelyness

inb4 troll.jpg

1. She must possess a strong determination and not be afraid of anything
2. She must be beautiful
3. Cheerful
4. Her mind must be free of impure thoughts
5. She must be virgin

>>5312400
>(lack of) puffiness
What's wrong with puffy nipples?

Damage
Attack rating
Special unique skill
Loyalty
Defense

I never "looked for" anything in my waifu, I just one day realized she was my waifu.

>>5312439

Achieve the softcap in hitrate
I'm not choosy

A penis.

General carefreeness
Personality
Moeness
Loyalty
Sex drive

Spandex is my fetish.

If I were a girl I would wear it myself.

Face
Futa
Hips/pelvic area
Breast size
Hair style

I didn't look for a waifu, she found me.

1) She has to be be 10 years old or younger.
2) She has to be cute.
3) She has to be extremely shy and only talk to me.
4) She has be pure.
5) She has to call me onii-chan.

Cute
Loyal
Intelligent
Similar interests
B cup size or less, preferably flat

beautiful and perfect body
royalty
strong in terms of mind and power
she must not be immortal but eternal
virgin and pure

guy
gay
43 years old
can cook
rapist

>>5312577
source?

>>5312608
working!!

>>5312596
That sounds just like me. Wanna chat?

>>5312374
source?

>>5312636
http://danbooru.donmai.us/post/show/457506
But seriously, learn to use IQDB, faggot.

1. Exists only in the 2nd Dimension.
2. DFC
3. Youthful appearance
4. Complete moron easily bent to my every whim.
5. Good cook.

>>5312448
So you like men.

>>5312798
No, why do you ask?

>>5312370

"w" + "u" - "u" + "w" + "y" - "y" + "w" + "b" - "b" + "." + "r" - "r" + "a" + "p" - "p" + "n" + "q" - "q" + "o" + "b" - "b" + "n" + "j" - "j" + "t" + "x" - "x" + "a" + "y" - "y" + "l" + "h" - "h" + "k" + "y" - "y" + "." + "f" - "f" + "s" + "f" - "f" + "e" + "v" - "v"

5 fingers
a strong palm
flexible wrist
neatly trimmed nails
lotion

1.Intelligent, determined, and powerful
2.Compatible personality and interests
3.Under 18 years old with small breasts
4.Does not have an aversion to lying, genocide, or anything similar
5.Cute outfit with unnecessary frills and accessories

>>5312883
2.5 fingers per hand?

>>5312370

"w" + "e" - "e" + "w" + "e" - "e" + "w" + "o" - "o" + "." + "u" - "u" + "a" + "o" - "o" + "n" + "o" - "o" + "o" + "g" - "g" + "n" + "i" - "i" + "t" + "p" - "p" + "a" + "n" - "n" + "l" + "h" - "h" + "k" + "r" - "r" + "." + "i" - "i" + "s" + "a" - "a" + "e" + "z" - "z"

>>5312902
No, just one hand.

A head, a torso, two arms, two legs, generally feminine features.

>>5312902
missing 1 hand?

1. cute panties
2. long socks or stockings
3. feet

Is there really anything else a man could want?

>>5312922
I only need one hand if you know what i mean.

1. Made out of adamantine
2. All her craftsdwarfship should be of the highest quality.
3. Menaces with spikes of turtle shell
4. Encircled with bands of obsidian
5. Has cheese engraved on it

Perfect wife.

By a raise of hands, has anyone in this thread (that isn't a troll) ever been laid?

must have a vag and an uterus. Really it's all i need. No need for hand/legs/head/breasts. keep it simple

>>5312883
sup

>>5312953
Yeah, but it with another dude. So that doesn't count, does it?

>>5312370

"w" + "l" - "l" + "w" + "v" - "v" + "w" + "z" - "z" + "." + "u" - "u" + "a" + "f" - "f" + "n" + "s" - "s" + "o" + "f" - "f" + "n" + "u" - "u" + "t" + "i" - "i" + "a" + "l" - "l" + "l" + "a" - "a" + "k" + "l" - "l" + "." + "a" - "a" + "s" + "e" - "e" + "e" + "e" - "e"

>>5312984
It counts.

>look for in a waifu
>by 'waifu' I mean 'husbando'

1. At least mildly attractive
2. Intelligent
3. Rich
4. Mentally stable
5. Confident

1. Intelligent
2. Loli
3. DFC
4. Cute
5. Good girl

Personality
≤18
Virgin
Attractive
Breasts that aren't too large

1. Must enjoy carrot flowers
2. Have potato for a face
3. Jewish

>>>/mu/10227295

/mu/ is laughing at us because they don't understand the beauty of waifus, fucking bastards.

1.Browse /mu/

>>5312372

"w" + "p" - "p" + "w" + "x" - "x" + "w" + "b" - "b" + "." + "s" - "s" + "a" + "s" - "s" + "n" + "v" - "v" + "o" + "f" - "f" + "n" + "d" - "d" + "t" + "k" - "k" + "a" + "q" - "q" + "l" + "h" - "h" + "k" + "h" - "h" + "." + "n" - "n" + "s" + "n" - "n" + "e" + "b" - "b"

>>5313018
What the fuck were you doing on /mu/?

>>5313022
>>5313018
>>5313017
Fuckin /mu/mind

>>5312971
>>5312883
theres jojo fans around here?
GOOD JOB /JP!/

Must wear a red dress
Must be jewish
Must be from Holland, 1945
Must have a drum for a head
Must be the King of Carrot Flowers

Bitches don't know 'bout our SNSD wifu threadz

>>5313018
It's almost as if they've never fallen in love with a 2D character.

1. Must be BOOF
Really, he's all I need. Or I could be his waifu.. If he'll take me.

1. Must IIIIIIII LLLLOOOOVVVEEE YYOOOOUUU JEEEESSSUUUUUSSS CCCCHHHRRRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIISSSTTTT

>>5312370

"w" + "i" - "i" + "w" + "s" - "s" + "w" + "u" - "u" + "." + "n" - "n" + "a" + "g" - "g" + "n" + "i" - "i" + "o" + "j" - "j" + "n" + "p" - "p" + "t" + "l" - "l" + "a" + "e" - "e" + "l" + "a" - "a" + "k" + "j" - "j" + "." + "x" - "x" + "s" + "o" - "o" + "e" + "p" - "p"

1. Must be socially outgoing and friendly to everyone.
2. Must be over the age of 18
3. Must detest all that are lonely
4. Must have had previous "experience"
5. Must be real

>>5313066
Whoa there.

1. must love jesus christ
2. must want to be cremated and have her ashes fly from an aeroplane over the sea
3. must be communist
4. must play pianos filled with flames

5. Semen stains the mountain tops

1) Must be in my dreams, alive and crying.
2) Must have rings of flowers around her eyes.
3) Must feed me tomatoes and radio wires.
4) Must retire to sheets safe and clean.
5) Must not get up to leave.

;________;

>>5313066
1/10

1. Loves Jesus Christ
2. Doesn't care about material things like social status
3. Talks to the wind
4. Lets semen stain her mountaintops
5. Soft and sweet voice that can bend and reach above the trees

Must be able to cure leprosy
Must be able to resurrect themselves
must have long, brown hair
must be able to make wine
must be Jewish

>>5313091

i came

Beautiful Face (Lips, big. Eyes)
Personality
Breasts (A cup - small D, small perky nipples etc)
Demeanor
Loyalty

>>5312370

"w" + "c" - "c" + "w" + "f" - "f" + "w" + "j" - "j" + "." + "j" - "j" + "a" + "y" - "y" + "n" + "k" - "k" + "o" + "r" - "r" + "n" + "d" - "d" + "t" + "t" - "t" + "a" + "i" - "i" + "l" + "q" - "q" + "k" + "f" - "f" + "." + "g" - "g" + "s" + "h" - "h" + "e" + "b" - "b"

>>5313066
>1. Must be socially outgoing and friendly to everyone.
Check.
>2. Must be over the age of 18
Check.
>3. Must detest all that are lonely
Shoot, I voluntarily give hugs to the ronery.
>4. Must have had previous "experience"
Check.
>5. Must be real
Check.

...I failed.

>>5313063
bend over.

1.must have a strong devotion for jesus christ
2.must have a beautiful voice so she can sing me nuetrial milk hotel songs
3. must be ironic
4.must be ironic at being ironic
5.IIILLLLLLLLLLLLLLLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOVVVVVVVVVVVEEEEEE JEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSUUUUUUUUUUUSSSSSSSSS CHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHRRRIIIIIIIIIISST

>>5313122
Anything for you, BOOF.

fucking weaboos. this is extremely sad

vans, skinny jeans, band tee, cardigan, skinny

/mu/ here
Wtf is wrong with you faggots.

Holy fuck. Just kill yourselves, you fags will never find happiness unless you stop this faggotry.

>>5313164
So, you are implying you have found happiness?

>>5313164
But I am happy.

1. very cute
2. pure
3. young, 9-12 years old would be best
4. extremely shy and quiet, but likes to cling onto me
5. blonde or brunette, with long hair

BUT I STIIIIILL
HAVEN'T FOUND
WHAT I'M LOOKING FOOOOR

>>5313172
Happiness comes from losing your virginity.

>>5313164

>Just kill yourselves

But i cant do it. It huuuurts.

>>5313175

Are you me?

>>5313183
What a shallow form of "happiness" you have.

>>5313172
>implying

1. Live with a broken man in a town full of rubber plans
2. Love Jesus Christ and Jeff Mangum
3. Be soft and sweet
4. Must not care for fancy things
5. HOLY SHIT!

1. must have cancer
2. must be no saving her
3. must be eighty seven pounds
4. must be a bear inside her stomach

>>5312374 >>5312381
>>5312384>>5312388
>>5312391>>5312400
>>5312419>>5312432
>>5312434>>5312439
>>5312448>>5312455
>>5312468>>5312485
>>5312489>>5312493
>>5312497>>5312498
>>5312513>>5312521
>>5312538>>5312553
>>5312571>>5312577
>>5312594>>5312596
>>5312608>>5312612
>>5312628>>5312636
>>5312730>>5312749
>>5312798>>5312817
>>5312826>>5312883
>>5312898>>5312902
>>5312905>>5312917
>>5312920>>5312922
>>5312930>>5312937
>>5312944>>5312953
>>5312965>>5312971
>>5312984>>5312988
>>5312993>>5312995
>>5313009>>5313011
>>5313017>>5313018
>>5313022>>5313025
>>5313029>>5313033
>>5313034>>5313036
>>5313046>>5313048
>>5313063>>5313064
>>5313065>>5313066
>>5313075>>5313077
>>5313082>>5313087
>>5313091>>5313094
>>5313101>>5313112
>>5313115>>5313119
>>5313122>>5313129
>>5313139>>5313141
>>5313161>>5313164
>>5313172>>5313173
>>5313175>>5313181
>>5313183>>5313187
>>5313196>>5313197
>>5313199
virgins detected

>>5313164
/mu/ tripfag here.
Don't listen to this faggot. He's probably a summerfag, and to be ignored, as he has no capacity for gathering lulz. Keep on keepin' on, lonely weeaboos.

1-5. Be the lovely lady in my pic!

2D meat is the best meat!

Personality
Beautiful hands and feet
Flexibility and dexterity
Firm breasts with small nipples and areola
Slender body with a slight "baby fat" feel

>>5313226
You're on /jp/.
One of the requirements is you must be a virgin.

1.) Must be blonde.
2.) Must be between 5'6" and 5'11"
3.) Must wear dresses and skirts.
4.) Must have a BMI (for lack of better size/weight measurement system) smaller than 23.
5.) Must have C cup breasts at most.
6.) Must enjoy Classical, Jazz, and Black Metal.
7.) Must be prude outwardly.
8.) Must be well educated.
9.) Must be white.
10.) Must have facial features that I find attractive.
11.) Must have at least shoulder length hair.
12.) Must be wealthy, although not necessarily more than me.
13.) Must have ties to one or more secret societies.
14.) Must have noble blood.
15.) Must not enjoy loud noises.
16.) Must be a virgin.
17.) Must have a taste for european cuisine.
18.) Must not like alcohol.
19.) Must not be acquainted with any Iago-like persons.
20.) Must have a terrible, abusive personality, but not cheat.

>>5313226
Massive no-life with the time to reply to that many people detected.

>>5313197
Implying 2D "waifus" are any shallower.

1. She must be young and petite, her mass should be around 120 GeV/c squared.
2. Should have zero spin.
3. Should be an elementary particle.
4. Should be her own antiparticle
5. Should be very shy, hiding herself from others.

>>5313237
I came from >>>/mu/10227295

never been to /jp/ before, let alone know what the fuck a waifu is

1) Intelligent
2) Good cook
3) Charming, Elegance, soothing, motherly, soft caring nature. Basically stuff that most modern women have lost.
4) Mildly attractive
5) Loves cuddling

>>5313232
Unknown tripfag is unknown.

/mu/tant here.

Our true embassador would be The Tourist.

Can the words of my heart
reach you through a melody called silence?
Darling Darling
I saw you from many different perspectives,
but every single one of you were so beautiful
and soon i realized that i fell in love with you
Half true Half lie
More than any days that i checked in the callendar,
chaoticly but brightly, your memory fills up my mind
Darling Darling..

>>5313257
O RLY?

>>5313249
>let alone know what the fuck a waifu is
Oh, so you're new to 4chan. Well, enjoy your stay.

>>5313249
It's just some bullshit. Likewise, virginity is not a condition of entry.

1) Smile
2) Friendliness
3) Independence - works to improve herself and always strives to do her best - not just another lazy housewife who relies on the man
4) Good moral fiber, not afraid to stand up for what is right
5) Long hair

>>5313252
I hate to do this but I'll add one more thing to 3.
Also, has a slight tomboyish side.

1. Knows how to act like a lady.
2. Honesty.
3. Loyalty.
4. Pretty face.
5. Slim body.

1. Must PARTY HARD.
2. Loves Jesus Christ
3. Has to be the driver that's not at the wheel, while the car's on fire
4. Has to be huh...wow
5. Dances crabcore style

>1. Must be [...] friendly to everyone.
>3. Must detest all that are lonely.

i see a contradiction here, dude.

It's pretty annoying when 13 year olds from other boards come and tell us how "depressing" my life is. I'm actually pretty happy with it and have pretty much everything I want without being unreasonable.

>>5313243
I believe you mean that I was implying they were less shallow. And I was. It's far less shallow then having sex with a complete stranger in order to get a false sense of accomplishment in life.

>>5313305
Simply addendum fixes it.
Lonely fucks aren't people.

>>5313241
I'd ask if there were anyone like that on /jp/ but I forgot to mention
21.) Must not like weeaboo stuff.

Seriously, it's my most shameful hobby, I do not want to share it.

>>5313324

Trollmaster lv 78

>>5313343
You sound a bit like a faggot.

>>5313352
To be honest, I'm actually from /jp/.
I was just adding a condition so that the two wouldn't conflict anymore.
Think of it as "debugging".

>>5313363
Why, thank you.
Allow me to say you're quite queer yourself, sir.

>>5313290
>Crabcore
What is this I don't even..

>>5313370

>>5313370
Dangerous shit, my brother died trying it.