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05/01/10(Sat)19:40 No.5018294thanks
op, vn is working great, i cum so hard while hurtling through space
toward a decommissioned space station. slowly, i pull my knees to my
chest and close my eyes as my bowels begin to expel hundreds upon
hundreds of beautiful, symmetrical turds, brown as the day is long. i
laugh like a young girl as my turds drift aimlessly behind me; they are
as butterflies to a child frolicking in the fields of elysium.
i
approach the station's docking port, flaccid cock in hand, and prepare
to float gently into its inviting confines. i extend my cockless arm
jubilantly, as to celebrate the majesty and depth of space, and thank
jesus christ for this ultimate gift and blessing. but suddenly, my
outstretched arm collides with the outer rim of the docking port, and
the trajectory of my quaggy body is violently halted.
the fates
afford me barely enough time to turn my head before the turds arrive.
one thousand turds, each one seemingly larger than the last. i try in
vain to cleanse my eyes of the shitsting, but succeed only in smearing
my own fecal matter into a fine asspaste, which slowly seeps into my
eyes and nasal cavity. i inhale three hundred and twenty four Space
Turds; my lungs are permeated completely with my own shit. i hang lax,
spirit broken, defeated by poop. i will never be the same. i am forever a
shit faggot. |