Our board header should be "at least we aren't r9k!"

I still do not see anything wrong with it..

fucking faggots.

>r9k

Oh the hypocrisy.

>We occasionally get one of these creepers on /toy/, and it pretty much weirds us all out there too. There was also a thread a while back where this guy bought a yellow power ranger toy, and then put her in cutesy poses with little umbrellas and things like that, and took hundreds of photographs of her, and dumped them all in the thread. He was really decent, he said it's just how he likes to get his mind off of life's stresses, which is cool, but it was still really unsettling to see a guy pose a toy to look like this picture and take a photograph of it.

Anyway, enough of that. Doll collectors are really creepy, and I'm genuinely the "live and let live" type, but that doesn't mean I can't acknowledge how goddamn disturbing it is to see this kind of shit.

Pic related. I like to photograph my action figures.

Please don't instigate them to come back here, we just got them to finally stop shitposting on /jp/.

You had to make a new thread just for this? Reported.

>>4777328
Normal people is the wrong term. Try "Close minded people". There are no normalfags and no dollfags. We're all different, no matter how hard we try to conform to community standards. Some people can't understand it, that's all.

hahah that place is literally the GBS of 4chan

I don't get why they feel the need to 'do something' about something that literally harms no one and doesn't even affect anyone else's life in any way.

But nooo, it's creepy so it should be stopped.

>try to troll two boards on 4chan into hating each other
Like a boss.

>try to troll two boards on 4chan into hating each other
you called?

Geez, are we really that bad?

I actually browse both boards regularly, so I don't know what that makes me.

> /jp/ and /r9k/ are two approaches to solving a problem, namely loneliness. While /r9k/ has relationship threads, /jp/ has escapism threads.

Only person in that thread who gets it.

Sup guys, just a heads up. The other day /ck/ had a ramen thread and someone mentioned you.

>>4777402

Remember what board you're on.

>You have been muted for 2 seconds, because your comment was not original.

I really don't know how r9k works

>>4777421
>I actually browse both boards regularly
Get the fuck out.

/jp/ and /r9k/ are just 2 different roads on the way to faggotry

I always knew /r9k/ was 4chan's worst board, but it has really sunk to depths I did not before know were possible, at least for this site.

Do these people even realize that the original posters to this site, and most of the remaining good users from long ago, are mainly found on /jp/? THEY are the little kids coming in thinking they own this place. Seriously, if moot had any shred of decency he'd permaban everyone who ever posted in /r9k/ from this site.

Also...
>Lol, I'm already there, I just don't usually post on /jp/ because they have a shitty attitude about everything. They're the most "hipster" board on 4chan, in that if you don't conform exactly to their views on everything you get dismissed immediately.
>They're the most "hipster" board on 4chan
ಠ_ಠ

>>4777453
You make like Kimmo and type a bunch of random ascii before your post.

I find it to be quite the shame the most trained and seasoned of veterans of 4chan spend all day posting Touhou image dumps.

>>4777467
>Do these people even realize that the original posters to this site, and most of the remaining good users from long ago, are mainly found on /jp/?
When I look aback at the shit I saved before, it makes me want to punch myself for having a shitty sense of humor.

>We occasionally get one of these creepers on /toy/, and it pretty much weirds us all out there too. There was also a thread a while back where this guy bought a yellow power ranger toy, and then put her in cutesy poses with little umbrellas and things like that, and took hundreds of photographs of her, and dumped them all in the thread.

newfag here, what's so bad about r9k??

>>4777483

Christ, have you even been there?

>>4777483
It's normalfag central. IF you don't understand what's so bad about that, you probably belong there.

>>4777483
Everything

>>4777483
It was supposed to be old /b/ but it became MySpace: 4chan edition.
Plus it is full of teenagers asking for help on relationships.

God damn /r9k/ never fails to make me smirk and laugh. people feeling weirded out by dolls and need to do something about it? I lol with glee.

/jp/ is filled with manchildren leeching off their parents, fuck sakes grow up and MAN UP.

-/r9k/.

>>4777479
Now that I look back at it, old /b/ sucked.

Fuck anyone that thinks /jp/ should be or is the old /b/.

>>4777504
Hi, welcome to 4chan.

>>4777339
There isn't anything wrong with it. People spend their money on things they want.

>someone on 4chan says something bad about /jp/
BREAKING NEWS
Every other board hates us. And to tell the truth, I think that's good. It seems... right.

>>4777514

It keeps them from coming here, which is probably why /jp/, even with the faults it has, is now the best board on 4chan. For me at least.

>>4777479
Don't worry, you still do. At least, if you think the shit on /jp/ is "humor" then you're just nothing but a tool.

nerds making fun of nerds. the internet is glorious.

>>4777507
>Now that I look back at it, old /b/ sucked.
How does it feel to be so horrendously wrong?

>>4777514

Just like real life, eh?

I honestly don't need to care about the other boards' opinions, because the other boards suck.

>>4777467
>They're the most "hipster" board on 4chan
heh.
Can't they just leave us alone here. It's not like care what happens with the rest of 4chan anyway. Not like i go and shit up their bo- oh well, can't shit up something that is already full of shit.

>>4777527
Maybe I hate the internet.

>>4777526

Difference:

They are nerds who think they're not and try to act like the proverbial 'cool kids'.

We are nerds who know what we are and embrace it, becoming the best we can be at what we are.

>>4777536
I can accept these terms.

>>4777467
See pic.

>>4777538
stop using "we" faggot, i don't want to be associated with the likes of you freaks.

>>4777538
Indeed.

>>4777520
>>4777514

Let this video sum up haters hatin.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e7z_ztMxBgk

>It keeps them from coming here, which is probably why /jp/, even with the faults it has, is now the best board on 4chan. For me at least.
Amen brother.
>I honestly don't need to care about the other boards' opinions
This. People do not take it easy anymore. We don't do GETS and all that other shit and if someone trolls we just don't care. Too bad that we lost that attitude

>>4777546

You don't sound like you're part of what I was referring to when I said "we" anyway.

I think you'd enjoy /r9k/ a lot.

>>4777521
No, I don't like most of the "jokes" on /jp/.

There is the occasional funny though.

>>4777520
There is no "best board," get over yourself. It's the board YOU like best. Honestly, who fucking comes to the pile of shit that is 4chan and seriously contests over "which board is best?! xD." That's like competing over who shat the biggest chunk of shit. /jp/ is terrible, and so is the rest of 4chan.

same newfag here...well i just checked r9k and there were relationship threads...people hate so much over the net i mean i like it here in jp but i also check some of the other boards i don't judge

>>4777561

>For me at least.

Yes I know which is why I put that at the end.

My shit>your shit

just move on, let the thread die.

>>4777561

/v/ does.

But, of course, /v/ is filled almost to the brim with idiots and shitposters.

>>4777538
This a thousand times. /r9k/ is full of teenagers who still try to "belong" and fit in with normals, whereas most users of /jp/ are probably in their mid-20s and have long since stopped caring about "looking like a nerd".

i know it doesn't matter much, but.. this hikki loves you, /jp/. never change.

>>4777637
Hear hear!

>>4777479
haha yes
i had a fuckton of motivators and macros

>>4777615

mid 20s? Most of us are middle aged fat balding greeks.

>>4777615
I am 27 and have long ago stopped trying to be like everybody else. Makes life easier for me and opens many new possibilities.
Either people accept who i am or they don't. Found new friends, even had a gf, just taking life easy.

>>4777545
moot thinks we hate him.
He is probably right.

>>4777467
He does have a point about the hipster. /jp/ is extremely defensive of its "culture."

/jp/ is that group of jocks and cheerleaders who never let you into their clique, laughed at you for not understanding their ways and mocked you for thinking differently from what the group has already accepted.

/jp/ won't last long, most of the posters are soon to be convicted child molesters.

>>4777711
soon?
I already am, 15 children. Feels good man.

>>4777716

I've tied 84 lolis to radiators and put them in my basement.

It keeps them nice and warm...

>>4777716
15? Did you just start recently?

>>4777709

Except that analogy falls apart when you realize that /jp/ mostly keeps to itself and doesn't go around bullying everyone else.

We're more like that reclusive group of kids that just want to be alone with our visual novels and dolls, but the other cliques keep kicking the proverbial sand in our faces.

>>4777711
We'd have to go out of our houses for that to happen.

>>4777709
Simple politeness and basic grammatical skills do, indeed, constitute culture. Be assured we're going to defend them.

>>4777734

This.

Just why do others feel the need to intefere with our lives? We aren't bothering anybody.

>>4777711
Don't a lot of prisons now have Internet access?

why did I read this

>>4777736
wrong. You can do it from home.

>>4777747
They don't know how to take it easy

/r9k/ was the first board I browsed regularly, because it was new and touted as an intelligent board

but after a month or two I started to realize that the shit they were talking about wasn't interesting or intelligent or I couldn't relate to it (relationships and other "normal" things)

And then I found /jp/. My first thought was "man, these guys are awesome! They're like me!"

>>4777752

I saw you posting yukkuri abuse images. I don't think you know how to take it easy either.

>>4777747
You are the type of people who snap and kill people. You are the most dangerous board on 4chan, I fear you.

>>4777765

Well, if I was to snap and kill someone when I was otherwise keeping to myself, it would be because they were NEEDLESSLY INTEFERING AND MAKING MY LIFE MISERABLE FOR NO FUCKING REASON.

It's their fault and if they get killed they deserve it, the scum. Can't just leave people alone, can they? No. So they deserve whatever they get.

>>4777760
Thats the po-

nevermind

>>4777765

Fact: Most murderers are normalfags

>>4777709
I disagree. We don't mock them or laugh at them. They just never come up in any discussion, because we mainly just ignore things we don't like. Only when one comes here to shit things up is when /jp/ will react in a hostile manner. If someone really wants to fit in here and tries ("trying" meaning not coming here, saying you hate everything about this place and want to talk about all the things that don't interest us) then /jp/ lets such people in.

I don't think you'll fit in anywhere with an attitude like "Man, I'm the shit". The first thing you need to learn if you want to fit in with /jp/ is to laugh at yourself and realize you are just another loser.

>>4777685
I do too, I like to look through them sometimes, it reminds me of when I posted on /b/ and /a/.

>>4777775
No you can't just be left alone, you are a leech on society. Fuck you pedos.

>>4777777
>777777
FFFFFFFFFFFFFUU EPICK GET!!!11!!!!11111

>You are the most dangerous board on 4chan, I fear you.
hahaha
/b/ is the most dangerous, look at all that scientlogy crap and whatnot.
But serious, why do you think people snap and kill someone? Because someone comes and tortures and mistreats other people who just want peace, have fun and never do anything bad. They corner them and leave them just no other chance because they make their life miserable.
The world would be a better place if everyone would be more open minded and people would not force their opinions on others and just live and let live.

>>4777788

Okay, call me trolled because this post made me angry.

Well done.

>>4777765
>everyone who isn't normal is a potential murderer
This is what normalfags really believe.

>>4777708
I like Moot, he answers my emails; even that time when I acted like a complete asshole.

>>4777751
I find it pretty unlikely that a loli would just wander into your house out of her own volition.

>>4777801
Seriously? It happens me all the time.

>>4777759
i checked it out recently, since when it first came out along with /jp/, it was kind of lauded as the new /b/ and that just sounded like all sorts of shit to stay away from for me.

pretty much just saw gaiafaggery, "POAST PICZ LOL" and relationship threads, and by relationship threads, i mean butthurt scenefags with incredibly simple problems but they feel the need to bitch anyway.

i haven't been with /jp/ since it came out either, but i've been here a while and i've only seen touhou threads, dolls, the occasional vocaloid shit, VN/eroge stuff.. i mean i get that /jp/ has this reputation for being sick pedos but is there really much evidence of that anymore?

>>4777795
Understandable. You try to reason and have a discussion but all you get is stupid shit without thoughts.

>>4777795
Come on, that was 0/10. How can you even casually browse 4chan if you fall for such obvious trolls?

hey /r9k/ers you better stay out of our board if you dont want me to kill you all

I can't help but compare /jp/ to the monolith. At least Monothians enjoy themselves compared to other stalkers.

>>4777820
I'm not a troll. If you don't contribute anything back to society and jerk off to underage drawn of children while leeching off others to survive you have no place in society.

>>4777832

You sound like part of some hive-mind or other.

FOR THE GOOD OF SOCIETY!

>>4777811
>i get that /jp/ has this reputation for being sick pedos but is there really much evidence of that anymore?
There is, since popular opinion on 4chan has (due to normalfag influx) changed to that of the general population's belief that loli = pedo.

When will /r9k/ leave?

>>4777832

I don't think we have a place in 'society' as it is and that's how we like it. It's society that keeps intefering with us.

>>4777832
Ok, I won't be a stranger. Want me to hit you with my best shot?
Because you seem pretty much perfect

New theory: They are just really really bored and actually want to discuss figures and dolls because they don't have enough to talk about on their own board.

But of course they can't let anyone know, so they pretend to be disgusted by us to make themselves look cool to everyone else while still getting to talk to us.

Reminds me of that football player friend I had that was really really into video games. Used to be a huge bully (bullied me and my group). Ended up seeing through his bullshit and we ended up being good friends. Turned out he had a much larger game collection than me, too.

Note that this was about 15 years ago, back when games were still really nerdy.

>>4777799
Having never interacted with moot personally, I'm swayed more toward "like" than "dislike" simply because I know he dumps thousands of dollars and hours of effort into maintaining a place for us fuck-ups to feel slightly less alone in the world.

>>4777847
（　≖‿≖）

/r9k/ front page
>lol i trol u religion thread
>Famous people get more pussy than me
>Facebook chain letters
>At the mall people look at me because I'm hot and it makes me nervous
>"your face"
>Post your picture
>Dating websites
>I took a girl out for coffee and I don't think she likes me on account of her not talking to me
>Gurren Lagann bullshit in all caps
>Talk about weirdos from school
>"I was a geek at high school, but I was really popular and knew loads girls, honest"
>How to get girls to like you?
>/jp/ collects dolls
>"If a girl spits my spunk on my dick and I fuck her without protection can she get pregnant?"
>"I'm going to commit suicide"

>>4777842
I don't think the general population is really aware of loli. But lolicon does equal pedo by its very definition.

>>4777852
Then kill your self, we don't want you leeching off of us welfare leech.

>>4777847
Or better yet, I could post your address on /b/ and get a personal army do it for me.
You guys better be deleting your posts now since after I'm done coding something I will be looking for some amusement.

>>4777873

I'm not on welfare... You seem to have come in with this ingrained into your brain.

Well, you are a troll, so these things are to be expected.

>>4777842
i haven't seen a whole heap of loli here either, maybe i'm on at the wrong times. i generally see more of it on /a/, way more actually. not to say i have a problem with it, just a personal observation.

>>4777847
Can you go to my house and hang out with me?

>>4777879
（　≖‿≖）
>>4777881
Were do you get your money to fund your sick fetish's then?

>>4777890
yes

>>4777860

I remember sending him an email last morning about sending in a mod to clean up Gok threads. About 3 hours someone came in and cleaned up most of Kog's raid threads. Moot's not a bad guy afterall.