い や、興味無いし

Get out. /jp/ is NEET only.

Cool story bro

>>4650998
3D fag get out.

Waiter, there's a fly in my pasta

I've heard nips don't smoke weed errday.

lol faggot defense force out in full i see

This is otaku culture why would otakus talk about fucking 3d women?

>>4651034
lol op here I'm faggot who loves being disappointed by 3D women.

WHAT PART OF

/jp/ - OTAKU CULTURE

OTAKU

FUCKING

CULTURE

YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND
YOU

FUCKING

FAGGOT??

>>4651032
Nope, weed is crazy expensive there. I knew a dealer and he was throwing a weed party. We werent allowed to know where it was until an hour before it started (he just told us what day). It took place in an underground club in sunshine city. 50 dollars to get in, and then you STILL had to buy the weed (though at only twice normal american west coast prices, which is really cheap). Good thing I got in free :)

>>4651009

I'd like you to point to the rule where it says /jp/ is NEET only

Anyone who is new to this place will notice the board title and see that it is about otaku culture. There's nothing to suggest that Japan is usually discussed here. Also, anyone who has been here long enough to know of the board's previous name should also know that the board generally doesn't pride itself on discussing cool Japanese topics.

From this, it can be concluded that anyone who makes a thread like this is trolling.

Japan/General

Troll thread, reported.

who here likes joseph-tan?

>>4651100
Not really a troll thread, just saying that you guys are faggots and that I am starting a thread not based on anime.

I don't know what you think is trolling about that.

I am just starting a discussion about Japan, and answering questions and sharing my experience.

>>4651127
You're on the wrong board.

>/jp/ - Otaku Culture

Get out. /int/ might like you better.

>>4651127
>Lived in Japan
>Doesn't know what anime is

I have nothing against this thread OP, but /jp/ throws a hissyfit whenever someone who might not be a NEET posts.

It's stupid, I know. But they're stupid too.

What are you doing for work, and how did you get to doing what you do?

I'd like to try living/working in japan but I don't really want to be an english teacher. Also, what city do you reside in?

I understand that its Otaku culture you fagbreathing cumlungs, and Japan is part of American Otaku cultural interests.

Therefore I am discussing it.

>>4651127
Not subtle enough. Still 2/10

troll thread

>>4651127
>I am starting a thread not based on anime.
seems like you're mistaking up for /a/ or some shit.
and yes, this is a troll thread.

>>4651158

Not OP, but a med student I know worked in a hospital while he was there.

He got stopped once by the police because his bike wasn't registered (cockup at the hospital). Wonder how they picked him out of the hundreds of others cyclists...

>>4651127
what is agood international sefvice I can use to buy me some eroge?

>>4651161
It's not here on /jp/

>>4651161
I am going to post a scat thread on /ck/ because when I eat food I shit it afterward
its related so yeah

/jp/ - Otaku Culture

So.....
"touhou and hentai/anime" = otaku culture
"jap women/chouhai/conbini snacks" =/= otaku culture

There is a board dedicated to international topics, /int/.

>>4651161
>Japan is part of American Otaku cultural interests.

No it's not.

Why are you still here? It's painfully obvious that no one wants you around.

Honestly, it's not like this will be a bad thread guys, why are you throwing a bitchfit? If he was spamming CP it would be different, but a lot of people here probably have an interest in this.

>>4651158
Well I am back in America finishing my degree, but I was a student over there and a model (now you really think im trolling). I just decided to go to Japan, had no interest in the language really, but had to take a year of it to be allowed to study abroad. So did that, got JASSO scholarship, blew it all in Tokyo partying.

I would like to go back as an english teacher (there are other jobs like transcription and stuff, but they are harder to come by).

>>4651175
Special attention since he's a foreigner, they get carded a lot.

You are reporting post 4650998 on /jp/.

>>4651161
Go to /trv/ or what the fuck ever, you're on the wrong board.

How are you not getting the message, retard?

>>4651192
....You wouldn't happen to have a youtube channel would you? This sounds familiar.

>>4651202

Haha, I think I know the one you mean.

>>4651188
>>4651186
Sorry that your own individual otaku interests dont fit into this cockherders.

But otaku can cover tons of different interests.

>>4651161

>>4651190
>bawww I wanted to talk to someone who has been in Japan

>>4651202
>>4651208
Nope. But could you link me? I might know the guy.

It's threads like this that make me hate /jp/ posters.

Seriously, give it a rest.

>>4651210
Not here.

Meido, this thread needs to be removed.

>>4651161
I see you are using the word "Fag" very often and boast to strangers of how heterosexual and cool you are.

I think I've heard something about such men.

>>4650998
Loli body disposal. Hey, it's what we discussed in the first week of /jp/!

>>4651060
Get out underagefag.

>>4651082
We discussed Japanese prostitutes before. We also discussed Korean Baseball before.

ITT: /jp/ gets creative with board rules

>>4651208
Sexymdlman right? hah.

>>4651216
http://www.youtube.com/user/sexymdlman

>>4651210
anime is otaku culture, but we have a board dedicated to it
technology is otaku culture, but we have a board dedicated to it
cosplay is otaku culture, but we have a board dedicated to it
music is otaku culture, but we have a board dedicated to it
toys are otaku culture, but we have a board dedicated to it
touhou is otaku culture, but we don't have a board dedicated to it, hence why moot created /jp/ so shit has place to go

i am a heron. i ahev a long neck and i pick fish out of the water w/ my beak. if you dont repost this comment on 10 other pages i will fly into your kitchen tonight and make a mess of your pots and pans

>>4651234

Then why isn't it called Touhou?

>>4651243
Because we discuss VNs and Mahjong, too.

This shit goes in /int/.

Why the fuck are you faggots replying to obvious trolls. Fucking retards!

>>4651256
>>4651256
>>4651256
>>4651256
>>4651256

>>4651233
http://www.youtube.com/user/sexymdlman#p/a/u/2/TKelIsMH7sQ

oh dear god

no i am not an embarrassment like this guy

>>4651190
Thread started off as a hostile troll, what did you expect? If the OP had only been the last paragraph it would have been a different story.

>>4650998
Where did you stay and what did you do for fun?

>>4651243
Do you need to be spoon fed every detail?
Touhou, visual novels, doujin games and other Japanese otaku shit that doesn't get categorized into dedicated boards are in here.

Ironically, the board was named touhou for a short while.

If this board was for Touhou it would be called Touhou.

The fact is that /int/ is for international, which means so many other countries than Japan.

Otaku (hey its a fucking japanese word!) tends to almost always have japanese influence and interests. Therefore it makes sense to post stuff about Japan on this board.

>>4651275
Just give it up already.

>>4651227

>>4651275
This goes in /int/ or /trv/.

OP

HOW DO I TURN MYSELF INTO A CHICK MAGNET

HEY OP ANY ADVICE ON DICK SUCKING

>>4651268
I stayed in a dorm with half japanese and half exchange students

Our dorm would try to go on a trip with as many people as wanted to go like once every two weeks, climb mount fuiji, go to ocean and stuff. But mostly we just went clubbing and drinking. When bars and clubs are open from 9pm to 9am, partying gets pretty awesome.

>>4651300
By being foreign.

DURR partying is cool, you're a fucking faggot OP, nobody gives a shit about you or your what you think is cool you self absorbed nigger, get the fuck out.

That being said:

The proper way to make a post like this is to not outright insult the fucking majority of the fucking board population in your initial post, and you should say some shit like "hey i lived in japan, do you guys wanna know anything? I'd be happy to tell you."

>>4651275
And mecha is anything mechanical.

So we can discuss cars in /m/ instead of /o/, right? And mechanical weapons, too.

Futa, scat and guro belongs in /h/ since Hentai/Alternative is a subset of Hentai.

Head over there and try it out.


This board was created because VNs and Touhou needed to be moved away from /v/ and /a/, stop being stuch a retard.

>>4651313

Hey, I'm foreign!

>>4651304
No teeth, use your hand, don't be afraid to shove it down your throat. Also, suck, dont just use your mouth as a bag.

>>4651275
>stuff about Japan
No, it's otaku stuff about Japan that doesn't belong on anywhere else,
We have goddamn 20+ boards that are full of "stuff about Japan".

>>4651316

Man I thought this post was parodying /jp/ but I think he really is this butthurt

>>4650998
How I shot web?

Happy now?

>>4651319
Then you're set! Asians love foreign cock.

>I thought you guys would be talking about cool things
We are talking about cool things, you're simply too much of an idiot to realize it.

>>4651316
But you must realize that I enjoy pissing you babies off as well.

The people I actually want to talk to aren't going to fly into asspie rage at some thread they don't approve of.

>>4651336
No, fuck off.

Hey OP

How can I be a giant faggot like you

I'd love to know

thx

oh I fuck this thread

>>4651306
>But mostly we just went clubbing and drinking.
What kind of music was playing? And did you go to any concerts while there?

>>4651333
There is a lot of butthurt going on in this thread.

Mentioning parties or girls in the OP is not offensive Jesus Christ I thought you guys were comfortable being NEET. You sound like a bunch of insecure children.

>>4651333
Assuming OP isn't a copy/paste, the guy is a fucking tool, i'd love to beat him within an inch of his life, i hate scum that thinks like he does, he's lower than dogshit.

If you wanna call extreme hatred butthurt, then yes, I am.

>>4651318

>>4651066
>It took place in an underground club in sunshine city.
That is excellent juxtaposition.

>>4651342
By staying here and replying to almost every post, you are being just as bad as us.

NOW FUCK OFF

>>4651342
Wow, what an awesome jock you are.

I hope you are filled with pride and self-satisfaction due to this trolling.

You can tell your friends tomorrow how much you pissed this board of.

This is sure to scar us for a long time.

Anyways, >>25, please listen to me. That it's really related to this thread.
I went to Yoshinoya a while ago; you know, Yoshinoya?
Well anyways there was an insane number of people there, and I couldn't get in.
Then, I looked at the banner hanging from the ceiling, and it had "150 yen off" written on it.
Oh, the stupidity. Those idiots.
You, don't come to Yoshinoya just because it's 150 yen off, fool.
It's only 150 yen, 1-5-0 YEN for crying out loud.
There're even entire families here. Family of 4, all out for some Yoshinoya, huh? How fucking nice.
"Alright, daddy's gonna order the extra-large." God I can't bear to watch.
You people, I'll give you 150 yen if you get out of those seats.
Yosinoya should be a bloody place.
That tense atmosphere, where two guys on opposite sides of the U-shaped table can start a fight at any time,
the stab-or-be-stabbed mentality, that's what's great about this place.

>>4651364
That was before /int/ was made, faggot.

We don't need no indirection
We don't need no flow control
No data typing or declarations
Hey! did you leave the lists alone?
Chorus:
Oh No. It's just a pure LISP function call.

We don't need no compilation
We don't need no load control
No link edit for external bindings
Hey! did you leave that source alone?
(Chorus)

We don't need no side-effecting
We don't need no flow control
No global variables for execution
Hey! did you leave the args alone?
(Chorus)

We don't need no allocation
We don't need no special-nodes
No dark bit-flipping for debugging
Hey! did you leave those bits alone?
(Chorus)
-- "Another Glitch in the Call", a la Pink Floyd

>>4651342
Thread approval?
/jp/ is the garbage bin of threads unapproved by the other boards.
Ever thought that the instant rebuke of the entire board was due to, you know, the whole "wow this boards sucks but I'm going to post in it"?

>>4651361
It isn't the fact that he mentions girls or sex or w/e, it's the fact that he puts down the shit that we do like, like it sucks. Well most of us think we he likes fucking sucks and this is our board, why the fuck do we have to be considered "butthurt" when he insults people in his OP? You illogical faggot.

>>4651376

No it isn't you idiot. It was a day or so after. It was the same day the board was turned into Otaku Culture.

Oh god I've not laughed so much at a thread in a long time

/jp/ posters are the best

Mad people, trolls and OP.

This thread is no good.

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>>4651357
Well there is tons of variety. I usually went to roppongi and shibuya where there is always a hip hop club next to a house club next to a techno club next to a pop/mix club.

Basically the club sections have about 9 or 10 clubs in a few block radius, you can find anything you want there pretty much.

I went to two small concerts, one was a japanese rap group and the other was some girl pop group, but I don't know the names. I wanted to make it out to the fuji rock festival but didnt have the money ;_;

>>4651386
>getting angry at vague implications

This isn't /v/

Asakura released the knife and jumped five meters away. Opening up the distance in an instant, Asakura landed elegantly and continued smiling as usual. The Sussman raised his wand and pointed it directly at the ceiling, not taking his eyes off Asakura. The wand released a wave of glowing white parentheses and the space around The Sussman began to distort.

"It's time for some ENTERPRISE QUALITY!" Asakura cheerfully cried as she conjured the spirits of the JVM, producing a flood of boiling-hot coffee that rushed its way towards The Sussman, who stood motionless, parentheses continuing to issue from his wand like electromagnetic radiation.
"You think your turkey solutions can stop me?" The Sussman said calmly before lowering his wand, forming the pool of parentheses now gathered around him into a sharp pointed cone aimed at Asakura. Suddenly he shouted "LIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIISP!" and the parentheses shot forward into the waves of coffee, pushing the boiling hot liquid back towards where it came.

"Nooooooo....." her cries became weaker as she became engulfed in the dark brown liquid. Everything turned black and I felt as though I had fainted. I awoke to a familiar voice.

"...before we do that for the next couple of lectures we're gonna be talking about..."

I opened my eyes and raised my head to find myself seated in a lecture theater. I glanced at the clock and found that I had missed most of the lecture. "Damnit! I was looking forward to the first lecture of the last semester of 6.001!" I thought to myself.

>this thread

Best troll I've seen on /jp/ in at least a couple weeks.

>this thread

After a long walk between the bookcases, she stops. And she starts searching for that book.
"May I help you?" you say already seeing the book, and that Koakuma searches at the wrong place. You get the book down from the bookcase.
"Oh, you've found it!" she says smiling. But why is she blushing so heavily? She steps closer to you. She hugs you, you try to push her away, because your first thoughts was Sakuya and her silver knives...
But, her pretty hands won't let go of you.
"Oh? What's wrong?" you ask her surprised.
"...you smell good." She stares you with dreamy eyes. "Awww...your scent makes me dizzy..."
"Whaaaat!?"
"Umm...milk...I want milk..."
"Are you alright, Koakuma?" Koakuma looks at you vacantly and puts her hands on your pants.
What the...wait a minute!!"

ZIIIIIIP...

>>4651396
why wont you tell me how to be a huge faggot like yourself

please i must know

How can I avoid drinking excessive amounts while hanging out? I don't really like booze.

Otherwise, can I raise tolerance without getting piss-drunk?

I love how I can troll people just by being myself.

Especially little buddies >>4651372
>>4651362

>>4651425
Tell them you don't want to fucking drink.

Patchouli looks at the two of you and drops the book from her hands.
"Koakuma...what the hell are you two doing?!" Patchouli asks shocked and she blushes and covers her face in her hands.
You bitterly smile as you look down at Koakuma sucking your shaft.
"Umm...mmm...CHAP-CHAP... his cock is getting bigger...it doesn't fit in my mouth...ummm...SLURP-SLURP." The enchanted Koakuma massages your abs and sucks on you like a kitten does to its mother's titty.
"She said something about my smell, and this happened..."
"Then...why don't you hurry up and cum?" Patchouli reddens and yells at you.
"Y...yeah, but...it's not that easy..." you say, but your shaft is only half erect because of the shock.
"...the milk won't come out...ohh, I'm thirsty..." Koakuma says. "SLURP-SLURP...MUMPH-MUMPH...I want milk now..."
Koakuma flails her legs. Then Patchouli walks up to her.
"Koakuma, you have to do more to have him make milk."
"Is that so?" she says.
"Uh-huh. You have to tickle the tip like this or lick the sack up...massage his balls and the shaft if necessary." Patchouli kindly advises Koakuma.
"I understand. Let me try now!"
Koakuma flattens her devilish ears and wiggles her tongue on your shaft.
"Umm...CHAP-CHAP-CHAP...ohh..."

this thread

>>4651388
It was also hundreds of posts before otaku culture was mentioned and the entire rule change of the board the day after.

>>4651396
>one was a japanese rap group and the other was some girl pop group, but I don't know the names. I wanted to make it out to the fuji rock festival but didnt have the money ;_;

How many girls were in the pop group?
Yea Fuji rock festival is definitely a must go.
What were your drinks of choice? And did you just bang whores the entire time?

Is it really this easy? Let me try.

/jp/ I enjoy the occasional social night out, I even converse with some females on occasion

"Ohh!! This is super..." The electrifying sensation further raises in your shaft upward. "Your advice is working, Patchouli...you're sure experienced." You bear the pleasure and tell Patchouli.
"What do you mean I'm experienced? I just read that in a book. I've never actually done it, myself..." Patchouli timidly tells you this and quiets down.
"Sorry, I didn't know you hadn't..."
"Hey, don't make me say something like this!" Patchouli looks away, but she doesn't stop peeking at our act.
"Ummm...SLURP-SLURP-SLURP...you taste thicker than before...ohh...I want to drink it...please...ummm..." Koakuma erotically twists her hips and clumsily keeps stimulating you and you see that her tail elegantly sways as she moves.
"Ohh...I feel good, Koakuma..."
"I'll serve you good, so...give me a lot of milk...MUMPH-MUMPH." Koakuma buries her face in my crotch and serves your dick. You see her ears are still fluttering.
"CHAP-CHAP...the extract is coming out...ohhh, it makes me feel dizzy...umm..." Her warm tongue entangles around your shaft. The softness quickly takes you up high.
"Ahhh...I feel like I'm floating in the air...ummmm..." Koakuma sweetly pats and touches herself.
CHAP-CHAP-CHAP...
You hear wet sounds.
"Ah, my tummy feels numb....ummm...!"
BRRRR. She trembles as her body flushes pink. She continues to massage your dick.

>>4651425
Well you pretty much have to drink if you are there... but if you have one or two glasses of chouhai you will be fine. They are extremely weak and taste really good.

Also, umeshu is not a really weak drink though it tastes like it. Found that out my first month, was dragged home by friends.

>>4651455
Oh you.

You are quickly reaching the edge:
"K...Koakuma, I'm...cumming...ohh..."
"Please...cum...cum a lot..SLURP-SLURP...ummm...." she strokes your dick with her hand and taps the tip with her tongue.
I feel a burning sensation inside me. The heat gathers at my crotch. Every time she moves her tongue, a hot pleasurable sensation seethes up.
"Ummm...ummm...CHAP-CHAP...cum, please cum now...MUMPH-MUMPH..."
She passionately pants and strokes you harder.
"...I can't hold on any longer!!"you say and after a moment later "I'm cumming!!"
Your groin tenses up and your concentrated extract rushes through your gun barrel and shoots out into Koakuma's mouth.

SPLAT-SPLAT-SPLAT!!
"Ahhh...umm...your milk...your thick milk is filling me up...GULP-GULP..."

>>4651455

FUCK YOU YOU FUCKING TROLL NORMALFAG I HATE YOU /jp/ IS FOR NEETS ONLY FUCK YOU

>>4651455
Thats not what trolled /jp/

"I will go and tell this to Miss Sakuya!" Patchouli says with a wide smile on her face.But probably because she sees your and Koakuma's shocked she changes her mind "Ah, alright alright. Then I won't tell her this. But I have one condition."
"What would it be?" you ask her, ready to make anything that she wishes.
"Then you promise me, that you will return to my libary!" her face reddens again as she continues. "you know.. to make me experienced, at those things..."
"Because you can't learn everything from a book." you say, helping her through to the end her sentence. "I think I can promise this."
"Okay, right... Koakuma please guide him out." she says and she disappears behind a bookshelf.

Koakuma looks at you blushed, and tired. She gives you a warm smile, then she speaks:
"I'm sorry, I just couldn't resist, your smell..." she turns away "I-I just... well where do you want to go?"
"I think..."

>>4651450
4 or 5, memory is hazy on that.

Drink of choice is tekira sunurizu (tequila sunrise)
But if once I got over the shyness of speaking another language, I would just ask bartenders to mix me specialty drinks like caribou lou (151, malibu, pineapple juice)

Oh and tons of umeshu at karaoke and all you drink

Suddenly, a huge black snake head with retarded-looking eyes materialized in front of them and stared menacingly. In a loud booming voice, it asked "HAVE YOU READ YOUR SICP TODAY?" and everything turned black.

When they woke up, they found themselves sitting in a lecture hall at MIT, amonst several dozen other students. "Welcome to 6.001" was written on the board. Professor Gerald Jay Sussman walked into the room, wearing his robe and wizard hat.

this thread (and the OP)

faith in humanity: -5%

>>4651491
Thread hidden, curse you. ;_;

>>4651496
Can you please post the kana? I can't match kana to letters. In other words, if it doesn't say "tekira sunurizu" I won't be able to identify it.

>>4651496
And the whores?

"Is this a hack?" he asked as he glanced around and saw the strangely-dressed group, shocked and staring back at him.

"What...?" Patchouli managed to say, all of them confused and unable to understand what had just happened.

"Nevermind, let's start the lecture." The Sussman said softly.

"I'd like to welcome you to this course on computer science. ... Actually, it's a terrible way to start. Computer science is a terrible name for this business. First of all it's not a science." The Sussman lectured while the students sat and listened attentively.

>>4651509
I love you.

"What's going on?" Koakuma whispered to Patchouli.

"I have no idea. But this is getting interesting."

"Or we'll actually see that computer... so-called science actually has a lot in common with magic." The Sussman continued.

"So procedures are the spells if you like that control these magical spirits that are the processes."

The Sussman produced a wand and waved it in the air, muttering to himself. A bright flash of light filled the room, and a stream of glowing parentheses shot out the end of the wand, dissappearing into the air. The students applauded loudly.

"But... how can he do that? He's only a human, right?" Koakuma whispered.

The Sussman, who up until now had paid no attention to the group, turned and stared at her with an astonished expression.

"What did you just say?" he asked, pointing his wand at her.

OP how many bitches and whores did you bang? Cuz yu know them azn womenz liek the big white cock

common dont be shy, i know you have a big white american cock and banging them hoes everywhere down at shibuya

>>4651496
>tekira sunurizu
Tekira sanraizu, you massive retard.

"And... well I guess you know everyone needs a magical language and sorcerers, right, real sorcerers use ancient Arcadian, or Sumerian, or Babylonian or whatever. We're gonna control our spirits in a magical language called LISP, which is a language designed for talking about... for casting the spells that are procedures to direct the processes," the Sussman continued, moving his hands in a series of complex movements as he spoke.

"What a disappointment. I thought he was going to teach us magic," Patchouli muttered almost inaudibly.

Once again, the Sussman quickly turned and stared at her, retrieving his wand and pointing at her with it.

"Excuse me?" he asked, "What did you say again?"

"Nothing," she replied, trying to avoid attention.

"No, I'm pretty sure you said something. Please repeat it for us, so as not to miss a fine learning opportunity."

"She said, 'What a disappointment. I thought he was going to teach us magic'," Koakuma exclaimed. At the sound of those words the Sussman's face turned a bright red.

"HOW DARE YOU DOUBT ME!!" The Sussman shouted angrily. "By the power of the Y combinator I send thee to the land of Java!"

HEY GUYS I LOVE HAVING SEX WITH WOMEN

3D WOMEN THAT IS!

>>4651512
テキラ　スンリズ

i cant really remember if thats how it was, i just ordered by name

>>4651540
I'm happy for you.

>>4651500
FUCK YES!

"Now perish!" The Sussman shouted, conjuring a huge pair of parentheses from his wand, which surrounded the group and enveloped them in a closure.

"What do we do now?!?!" Koakuma screamed at Patchouli.
"I don't know!" she shouted angrily in reply as the both of them hammered as hard as they could against the invisible, unyielding walls of the closure.

"I hope you learned your lesson, freaks!" The Sussman exclaimed, as the closure rose up towards the ceiling with the two trapped inside, exploding into a shower of white parentheses as it hit the top. The Sussman returned the wand to his pocket and continued lecturing.

...

"Where... are we?" Koakuma whispered as she opened her eyes to find Patchouli lying next to her.

>>4651532
ah yeah that would make more sense

HELLO /jp/ I HAVE BEEN IN JAPAN AND I HAD SEX WITH MANY OF THEIR WOMEN

I CAN TELL YOU THINGS ABOUT JAPAN BECAUSE I HAVE BEEN IN THAT COUNTRY

ASK ME QUESTIONS

>>4651520
She's mine, back off.

"I think that guy said something about the 'land of Java'" Patchouli said in a low voice as they both sat up to find themselves in an empty office cubicle. The sound of mouse clicks and typing could be heard coming from around them.

They cautiously walked towards the opening of the cubicle, which lead to a long, brightly lit hallway that seemed to go on forever.

"Let's find a way out of this place," Koakuma said.

They walked into the cubicle beside the one they respawned in, but it wasn't empty; there was a desk, a computer, and an expressionless, bald man with startingly white skin sat there, staring into the monitor and pressing the keys frantically. They could see he was playing Perfect Cherry Blossom.

>>4651559
MANkoto's mine, slut.

"Umm... excuse me? Could you ---" Koakuma began.

The man remained focused on the game.

"Hello?!?!" Patchouli screamed at him while waving her arms across his eyes. The man remained undisturbed, and continued to graze with astonishing accuracy. Even when she covered her eyes completely he did not miss at all.

"WHAT THE HELL IS THIS?" she exclaimed, kicking him and then the monitor; but nothing refused to move --- it was as if there was a barrier surrounding him.

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In an obvious troll thread. I don't know if this is why I love you or why I hate you, /jp/.

Seeing that nothing in the cubicle would respond to their attempts at moving or destroying it, they gave up and walked out into the hallway.

"This place sure is wierd," Patchouli commented sadly, "let's see what's in the other ones."

They visited several more cubicles, but the situation was the same; in each one was a man playing one of the Touhou series, and none of them could be disturbed by anything they did. After a while, it became apparent that almost every one of the cubicles was identical, and the hallway seemed to go on forever in either direction.

They continued to walk in silence, looking into the cubicles on either side for any sign of escape. One of them seemed to be empty except for a single purple book lying exactly in the middle, and aligned perfectly with the four walls.

"This one's different! But... what can we do?" Koakuma said as they entered it.

>>4651564
I'll fuck you up bitch, come near my dream again and I'll kill you.

>>4651513
ah sorry forgot about that

its weird because they werent whores, its just that there arent weird pretensions about sex there. Just normal girls will sleep with you after a while easily, you dont have to search for slutted out girls. Though of course the slutted out ones are fun sometimes.

but the annoying squeals from jap porn are real. you have to train them to shut up with that, it gets really annoying after a while

also, feels great because japanese guys are pretty terrible at sex (have had lengthy conversations with many jap girls about it, ones i didnt sleep with)

>>4651585
>Just normal girls will sleep with you after a while easily, you dont have to search for slutted out girls.

Bullshit.

All 3D girls are sluts.

why is suigin so shitty

>>4651585
Do you speak any Japanese, whats your general body build, face, looks etc..
How much cash did you throw around with these girls?