i'd like to wear one but i have common sense and don't want to look like a horrible faggot

I look good without having to use one.

I have thought about wearing one, but I don't really know where to get a nice cape, plus it would be quite embarrassing in public.

Why would you wear a cape? Why a cape? Where would you even get a cape?

Is that Larry David?

Capes are only good if you are 2D or if you live in a place where wind never fucking stops.

Capes in fiction, manly as fuck.
Capes in real life, not so good.

>>4569660
Wouldn't a cape simply make wind more annoying and create drag?

I used them when i fight for justice

I put on my robe and wizard hat.

Yes. In fact, sometimes I fantasize about losing weight and dressing up in nothing but fancy Georgian attire.

>>4569658

Yes

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KDbN9TZqFcg

>>4569671
We are talking about looking cool. Don't you know that the best in life is the open steppe, fleet horse, falcons at your wrist, and the wind in your cape?

>>4569628
I just can't find one that matches a middle lower class style

yes - my mother wears them all the time.

Fuck capes, I want a nice fedora. Fuck you Kennedy for making hats go out of style.

Capes only look cool if you're a thief or an assassin.

Top hat > *

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I have one.

Don't wear it much since I look like some sort of Osama bin Laden/Batman cross in it.

I would love to wear a cape if they weren't so goddamn out of place and didn't make me look like a fag.

The cape is what makes this ordinary fellow into the goddamn Batman.

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Capes.

So good.

A cape, no

A mantle, well it does get pretty cold where I live

"Can you keep up with me?"

I'd love it if capes were in fashion and didn't automatically put a stamp of weird on anyone who wears one.

I would wear a long cape all the time. Then I'd add black clothes, a cane with a hidden blade, white gloves, a top hat, a pair of classy shoes and maybe a monocle.

I would look good, and I would feel good.

Fuck that, I have a poncho I bought in Tiajuana and a ten-gallon hat I took from a dead man

>>4569828
Is that some sort of real life Aya on the left?

>>4569828
A mind of steel, this man is fearless.

I'm already wearing a coat in winter, that's almost as good.

>>4569854
It's called "Cosplay".

>>4569854
No, her ears are normal.

>>4569854
Hahahaha, I didn't notice that

Perfect timing

>>4569628
It looks terrible on Battler, and so it would for most of us.

I knew a girl in high school that came to school everyday with a cape on. People said she thought she was a witch or something. Luckily, this was a pretty suburban area so no one ever beat her up for it.

>>4569828
Oh wow.

Seriously?

A skirt?

The cape makes the man.

>>4569628
As in OP's pic? No, you wouldn't look bad in it, specially in cold weather.
As in, the actual cape Battler wears? Yeah, you'd need >>4569828's balls for it. Perhaps a little less, but regardless...

A day doesn't go by in which I don't loath the fact that I was born into a society that does not see capes as appropriate for anything but a costume.

Personally, I think a lab coat or whatever this thing that Looker wears is called would fit me better.
Capes should be reserved for special badass moments.

>>4570011
Trench coats/long coats are today's capes. In fact, they can double as one if you put it over only, and it won't look as retarded as wearing a cape in public. It doesn't look sassy, but it doesn't look bad either.

The cape is the ultimate temperature control wear. It's completely adjustable, so when it's warm you can just let it hang off your back, and when it's cold you can wrap it around your entire body. It keeps your arms and hands warm when you don't need them and without having to stick them in pockets, yet it doesn't restrict your range of movement.

>>4570039
Ah, so those are trench coats.
Thanks.

>>4570051
Go ahead, wear one.

It's a question of modern fashion.
Just some years ago men wore a fucking pantaloons.
Nowadays you can't wear anything but jeans/coats/t-shirts without looking silly.

>>4570051
I like shorts.
They're comfy and easy to wear!

>>4569628
Beatrice wears a huge ass dress, and looks good on her, so probably it would look good on a normal girl.