I've been a hikki for 3 weeks. xD

I refuse to represented by a disgusting cockroach

>>4131205
O_O You're awesome! I'm pretty hikki; I only go out when I'm with my girlfriend or going to class.

>>4131205
0/10

Why is KyoAni so shitty?

I went outside today for the first time in 6 months.

>>4131214
This.

>>4131223
You still keep count of the days you spend inside?

>>4131228
I only knew because I had a receipt from the time.

>>4131215
I lol'd

Why do people sage when it's inappropriate.

>>4131252
Because we're all very humble and think our posts aren't worth bumping threads to the top of page 1. Which they usually aren't. It's just courtesy to sage when you aren't saying too much since /jp/ takes it easy.

I'm not a hikkikomori, but I have a friend/neighbor who is. He's not the extreme variant, he goes out at midnight or late night to buy food from convenience stores, he sometimes invites me to play videogames, and he does go out maybe once every few months to visit his relatives (who support him).

>>4131252
Why would anyone bump a thread that isn't /jp/-related?

>>4131312
It is /jp/ related seeing as hikikomorism is a culture-bound phenomenon

>>4131312
Pissing on the floor IS /jp/ related.

>>4131344
No, it's not.

>>4131344
People who are gonna post in it are going to do so anyways and besides, everyone here doesn't only refresh the front page like on other boards.

>>4131344
If you'd rather call it that than Aspergers, I suppose I can't stop you.

>>4131344
Culture-bound phenomenon is my favorite touhou.

>>4131356

I don't care about being hit on, I just ignore it.
also I seem to attract fat girls for some reason..

Hey guys there is a board for NEETs and hiki's like yourself

Check it out! There are lots of great people!
http://www.tohno-chan.com

>>4131424
Please cease and desist of spamming our board on your board, thank you.

I enjoy being flirted with, especially the look on the girl's face when I tell her I'm not interested.

I haven't left the house for 3 months now, since I got kicked out of University.

Feels good man.

>>4131411
I was buying a new phone a few months ago so I decided to try out my 1337 CONFID3NC3 SK!LLZ on this fat girl working in the store, I told her I was an archaeologist who travelled around the world and that I had uncovered 'many treasures'.

Not only did she believe me. But she tried to give me her number. I just brushed it off casually.

>>4131449
How does it feel knowing people probably think you are a homosexual?

>>4131458

Who said they're wrong?

>>4131455
They'll desperate and will take anything they can get.
Not that there's anything wrong with you of course, just saying..

>>4131478
>Not that there's anything wrong with you
>athens

a millions faces have just been palmed

>>4131484
Who still has that picture of athens?

He didn't look that bad. Typical skinny white guy.

>>4131478
I know. I know.

There seems to be no reconciliation of aloneness for them.

Me on the other hand? I had the opportunity to lose my virginity with a cute girl, but I turned it down. And these days I don't really care about being alone as a result.

>>4131484
He seems like a nice enough dude.

jones, please flood every thread that athens posts in
he's the only cunt more annoying than you

>>4131455
That's mean, don't lead fat girls on like that! You'll make them sad.

>>4131526
I didn't mean it in a malicious way. Sometimes I just enjoy making up elaborate lies to random strangers to how far I can take it.

>>4131500
Yeah really.

And virginity is nothing to be ashamed of at all.

God damn, it sure is normalfaggotry in this thread.

People talking about getting 3-D whores and acting COOL BRO CONFIDENT.

>>4131539
Why are you surprised?

Out of the 200 some people that post on /jp/ there's probably only 10% of that number that are actually socially inept. The rest lie/pretend.

>>4131500
why did you turn that down?!

>>4131535
>And virginity is nothing to be ashamed of at all.

Quite so Tohno, quite so. Work hard, play hard (watch lots of anime and play lots of games and read lots of books), that's all you really need to do to achieve an adequate degree of edification from life. And if you ever feel like changing your mind, then you can try to find a good woman when you're older anyway.

>>4131546
Well, fuck you guys. I for one am telling the truth.

It's like the whole True NEET thing, where people fake and give a small subset a bad reputation, when the ones who really are NEET are satirized and caricatured.

>>4131565
You shouldn't be proud of being gross, lazy, and uneducated.

>>4131550
cha, totally bra!

>>4131565
What do you mean by True Neet?

>>4131617
The kind that have hundreds of bottles in their room filled with their urine and poop in their closet.

>>4131634

No one like that actually exists, I thought it was obvious that was a joke.

>>4131643
Then how do you explain the diaper threads where people discuss at length their preferred brands of expensive Japanese adult diapers? Wearing diapers and pooping in your room go hand-in-hand.

>>4131654

Those people are diaper fetishes and probably aren't even neets. They don't belong here anyway.

>>4131659
But where else do you wear expensive poofy diapers other than in the comfort of your own home? They probably spend days wading in their own filth in front of their computers, basking in the smell of their excrement.