OP is a freemason.

Sounds fabulous. I'm going to be sitting at home with my lights off, praying that no kids come to my door. Meanwhile, I'll be on /jp/ and lurking and doing nothing with my life as per usual.

I got some candy. There's no karaoke nearby, and even if there was I wouldn't go. I'm self-conscious about my monotone bass voice.

I will stick a "Sorry, no candy :(" post-it on my door, and resume my normal /jp/ activities.

>>3641340

That's fine, Karaoke's better when everybody sings at once in some kind of messy clusterfuck of vocals.

P.s. Mom started eating the candy I bought fffff.

I'm going to be giving out boxes of pocky, and inside each box will be a polaroid photo of my penis.

>>3641343

>>3641355
I don't think you know how Pocky boxes work. Also, they are fucking expensive if you aren't living in Japan, and even then...

help some girls are at my door with eggs and i have no candy ):

Watch Cowboy Bebop movie and some comedy anime while handing out candy in my meido outfit.

>>3641376
Hand out your seed.

Listen to black metal at max volume while getting drunk.

I've been cumming into a bowl 3-4 times every day for the past week and refrigerating it. Later today, I'm going to painstakingly unwrap every candy and dip it in the cum bowl and rewrap it.

>>3641392
Won't they notice that its covered in jizz?

>>3641392
You should have started on that at least a day before. Don't wanna disappoint the kids who don't get your milk candy.

Sticking a "No Candy Here" sign to my door, and doing jack shit.

>>3641427
I've got plenty of time, it's still the 30th where I live for another 30 minutes.

>>3641436
Godspeed Anon, godspeed.

Was going to draw for the /jp/ halloween drawing event, Ended up getting depressed and losing all motivation to do anything.

Now all my plans are to sit around and browse /jp/ while waiting to hand out candy and costume compliments to kids who will never come.

>>3641392
This is quite possibly the best Halloween idea ever.

Let's see, I'll go to work at 4:30 AM. Get home at about 7:00 AM (not getting many hours lately ;_;). Endlessly refresh /jp/ until 10:00 AM. Fap furiously so I can fall asleep. Wake up at 10:00 PM. Endlessly refresh /jp/ all night long. Sounds like every other day of my life.

>>3641533
;_;

Crying myself to sleep.

>>3641533
If you ever need a hug, /jp/ bros are always glad to give you one.

I gotta help a family friend move and then I'l pass out candy.

candy corn for the fuckups
reeses cups for the adorable little kids
also 5 candybars for the above and beyond little monsters.

oh and frozen paintballs for the 14+

I'll be on a bus all night. Because it's cheaper than a train. Not giving or receiving or eating candy of any sort.
Oh what the 10 year old me would think of his future self.

Just finished getting the main part of a Beatrice trollface pumpkin finished. I'll post a picture tomorrow after I get all the details added.

Being sick at home while reading Muramasa. That, or hanging out with /tg/ buddies if I feel myself healthy enough for that.

Work.

Playing Valkyrie Sky alone
;_;

Playing Borderlands or Ratchet and Clank on my PS3.

>>3641788
I wish I could afford broderlands.

And fallout game of the year.

Girls keep on walking past my house ;_;

>>3641803

You can pirate the pc version and still play it online.

>>3641805
its already halloween at your place?

fuck the world times are fucked up.

>>3641812

6:49 PM on the 31st.

>>3641811
if my shitbox could run it.

I'm fucked on finance and technically middle class so the government won't buy it for me.

>>3641811
I got the PS3 version free at Best Buy's buy two games get one free sale on Tuesday. Ratchet and Tekken 6 were the two I paid for.

>>3641805
You're "that creepy house with the weird guy" that they have to dare each other to go to.

>>3641818
Huh, DoLLFaGERs is a fellow ausfag. I'm surprised.

>>3641824

No,its because my house's door is on the side, and the car's parked in front. I might go out if I see anyone.

>>3641825

Why is it so surprising?

I got a costume and everything ;_;

Spoilered for attention whoring.

Drown myself in cheap vodka and candy corn. Yell disparaging remarks to the hellspawn neighbor children.

>>3641872
slut

>>3641922
no u

>>3641872
What are you supposed to be dressed as? Socially awkward failure?

>>3642003

Yes.

Friends invited me to some rave, might go.

>>3642047
Don't take too many pills, ok

>>3642050

I don't do X bro, I'm basically the boring well adjusted guy in these sorts of crowds. Don't even know why I go.

>>3642061
Get one of those bracelets with the letter blocks and words on it.

1) Turn of lights
2) Ignore doorbell
3) ???
4) Profit