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    56 KB Anonymous 01/30/09(Fri)15:09 No.1998283  
    /jp/...Miku got away...but I recaptured her...now, I'll get her to expose the Vocaloid's master plan to all of you to prove that the Vocaloids are really killer androids that want to take over the universe....sort of like IG-88....but instead of weapons...they try to take over our hearts first...then betray us....
    >> Anonymous 01/30/09(Fri)15:10 No.1998289
    ....................................................................................................
    ...................................................................................yawn.
    >> Anonymous 01/30/09(Fri)15:11 No.1998292
    Can i rape a android? Are they programmed to resist?
    >> Anonymous 01/30/09(Fri)15:11 No.1998293
    Just rape her already, faggot.
    >> Anonymous 01/30/09(Fri)15:13 No.1998301
    wat
    >> Anonymous 01/30/09(Fri)15:13 No.1998302
    So me meet again, Hatsune miku.
    >> Anonymous 01/30/09(Fri)15:14 No.1998303
    >>1998292
    Set up a situation where your life will be in danger if she doesn't have sex with you. Due to the first law of robotics, she'll have to protect you before she can protect herself.
    >> Anonymous 01/30/09(Fri)15:15 No.1998307
    >>1998303
    Thank you Asimov
    >> Anonymous 01/30/09(Fri)15:18 No.1998319
    >>1998303
    ...but I don't want to have sex with a robot...I want her to spill the details of the Vocaloid's master plan so that I can save the world!

    ...and then I'll become a Servant for my heroic deeds.
    >> Anonymous 01/30/09(Fri)15:24 No.1998332
    >>1998292
    You can only rape a human being.
    >> Anonymous 01/30/09(Fri)15:24 No.1998334
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    >>take over the universe.
    Miku only wants to take over your heart and penis
    >> Anonymous 01/30/09(Fri)15:29 No.1998356
    >>1998289
    I think someplace else would suit your kind better.
    >> Shion !U4ZKgLjqPw 01/30/09(Fri)15:42 No.1998380
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    just according to my keikaku
    >> Anonymous 01/30/09(Fri)15:50 No.1998401
    >>1998380
    You're evil too Luka....all the Vocaloids are!
    >> Anonymous 01/30/09(Fri)15:58 No.1998422
    http://www.nicovideo.jp/watch/sm5430176
    >> Anonymous 01/30/09(Fri)15:59 No.1998429
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    Miku is to be treated with tender love and care. Upon purchase, the customer agrees to (1) work his best to develop a bond of trust and affinity between himself and his Miku(s)and (2) do not coerce his Miku(s) into sexual intercourse. Abusive behavior will null her warranty and liability. This includes pranking, S&M play, torture, rape, brainwashing and any other activities resulting in physical/mental injury. The company will also not be held responsible for any physical/mental injury caused to the customer as a result of mistreatment/poor handling of his Miku(s).
    >> Anonymous 01/30/09(Fri)16:02 No.1998437
    >>1998429
    >rape

    ...Okay, so the warranty will be void. What's your point? It's a singing-bot; I doubt they'd bother building it strong enough to hurt or overpower a human
    >> Anonymous 01/30/09(Fri)16:05 No.1998449
    >>1998437
    Miku's true form is known as "Black Rock Shooter"....a killer android....
    >> Anonymous 01/30/09(Fri)16:06 No.1998453
    >>1998449
    ...AND IT'S EVVVVIIIILLLLLL!

    EEEEVVVIIILLLLL!
    >> Anonymous 01/30/09(Fri)16:08 No.1998458
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    >>1998437
    >> Anonymous 01/30/09(Fri)16:09 No.1998460
    >>1998437
    > I doubt they'd bother building it strong enough to hurt or overpower a human
    You never know. LOL JAPAN
    >> Anonymous 01/30/09(Fri)16:10 No.1998464
    >>1998458
    Okay, so I see an antenna, a satellite dish, and a few speakers, all of which are attached separately. How is this a threat when my miku is chained naked to a wall?
    >> Anonymous 01/30/09(Fri)16:14 No.1998484
    lol hair bondage

    maybe your should get some really fine rope, tie her eyelashes together.

    I swear, some bondagefags just think "more rope=better"
    >> Anonymous 01/30/09(Fri)16:20 No.1998513
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    >>1998484
    well...her hair IS a weapon...
    >> Anonymous 01/30/09(Fri)16:23 No.1998521
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    Miku's weapons are her infinite cuteness and innocence. Please treat her well.
    >> Anonymous 01/30/09(Fri)16:24 No.1998523
    >>1998521
    ...and the vocaloids plan to use that to win us over so that it will be easy to take us over!

    ...kinda like those cute aliens from Mao-chan...
    >> Anonymous 01/30/09(Fri)16:38 No.1998566
    >>1998521

    >Please treat her well

    ...but she's EEEEEEVVVVIIIILLLL!

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