How many VDs do you have?

>>1857785

None yet.

why so fat?

How big is your penis?

Why do you keep making yourself a voluntary outcast?
The Japanese don't want you there and we most definitely don't want you here.

Have any dirty Japs tried to come onto you? Have you been raped in the subways yet?

are their penises as small as theyre stereotyped to be?

>>1857782
are you emiry / emily / applemilk?
or do you know emiry / emily / applemilk?

If you have breasts, how often have you had an elbow nestled 'accidentally' into your side-boob?

Do you work at a snack, a military base, or at a school?

Is living in Japan fun? :3

Can you shoot? Can you ride horses?

Do you know Oyashiro-sama?

if you cant shoot and ride horses, preferably at the same time, then what's the point in living there?

America! FUCK YEAH!

その目だれの目?

How many VNs have you bought there?

How did you bypass the biometric security system at Narita?

>>1857838
No on all counts.

>>1857838
No on all counts.
>>1857824
I don't know, I haven't let them come at me with one.

>>1858056
私の目ですよ。
>>1857838
No on all counts.

>>1858093
I came in through NGO.
>>1857809
Yes, they've come on to me. No, I haven't been raped or touched in the subways.

>>1858068
None so far.
>>1858027
I haven't had any accidental nudges or gropes, but my coworker has been drive-by bicycle-groped twice near her apartment.
I work in several schools a week.

>>1858050
No, but I saw where they were shooting an episode of BISTRO SMAP in Harajuku last year.

what part of japan do you live in? i'm looking at apartments in tokyo and really can't wrap my head around living in a 30 square meter apartment.

Are you surfing on a cell phone? Why are you posting in such an odd manner?

why are the japanese so obsessed with panties?

Are you hot? Pics, nao.

>>1858200
Because my wireless internet is shot to shit. I've got DSL in this apartment building but the connection is crap through my router.
>>1858197
I've been enjoying it for the last year +. It's got its problems but beats the hell out of the American Southeast.
I'm in the Chubu area and my apartment is a 2-bedroom, basically American sized, with a roommate, in a very downtown location. All Tokyo apartments are gonna be tiny and overpriced like NYC apartments.
>>1858030

>>1857799

I see you've conveniently ignored this one.

>>1858221

thanks for the response. I just got a job as an ALT but I dont know exactly where I'll be located. do you know of any websites that have listings for places outside of tokyo? that's all i can seem to find.

>>1857799
Oh, okay. Hmm. It's prodigious.

>>1858230
All I'm sure of is the local company that got me (and several coworkers) places in the Chubu area, but that'll be a couple of hours away by Shinkansen. Their website is http://www.interlinknagoya.com/
I don't know if they have a branch in other cities.
>>1858210
Because you can see them ALL THE TIME. Particularly when walking up the stairs behind a schoolgirl on the subway.

What the hell are you doing on /jp/?

>>1858220
Yeah, okay. New tat.
>>1857795
See above.

>>1858397
Wondering if the people who hang out on /jp/ actually want information about Japan or just want to wank about it.
I also wondered what kind of questions you guys would bother to ask. Happily a penis question showed up within the first 3 minutes.

No wonder no one's molested you.

>>1858397
Camwhores? In my /jp/?

>>1858409
Yeah, it's sweet.

>>1858413
That raises the count to 2. If we get one more we should be considered an official shit hole.

What's up with the watch cover?

Where's Athens when /jp/ needs him?

>>1858433
Actually there was the other girl posting about her mom; that's three.

>>1858433
Pics were /r/ and Anon delivered. Don't whine about it.

I was pretty sure this thread would be ignored and march off to page 11, but it didn't. Well, I'll report the blatant camwhoring. Hopefully, the thread will be deleted as well.

How is the quality of convenience store food?

Have you discovered any new music/movies you like while living there?

Needs moar Patchy ;_;

>>1858439
Hooray, we are now officially a shithole. I remember some patchouli posting pictures as well.

Were you surprised by any everyday customs or ettiquete that wasn't covered in travel or guide books?

>>1857782
How many men have you slept with?

>>1858453
>>1858454
Yep those are the ones. Not sure why remilia scarlet has such an affinity for them since the pictures are pretty bad - oh wait, that explains it perfectly.

>>1858453

/jp/ is like the stereotypical comicbook elitists.

They can't believe anyone but themselves would care about <insert subject>. Especially if that someone else is of a different gender.

Only, with /jp/, it's only the newer people who actually LIKE Japan, when the older people hate the shit out of it and want nothing to do with it, and only like(some) of the media it produces.