>>1806366
>there is a lot of friction between my siblings.
Use more lube.

>>1806376
DOHOHOHOHO

I've been disowned by my mother, but she's a baptist zealot, so I'm OK with that. My father I see about once a year, if even that much; we get along, but neither of us have much to say to each other.

My sister has two kids, never been married and has never moved away from home. She's 32 now, and while we hated each other as children, technically we get along now, but I never see her because she lives with my mom.

>>1806397
Any lolis?

>>1806366
not your fucking blog gb2 r9k

My family situation is pretty good.My parents and I get along just fine, and I still live with them since $250 to help with bills is much better than $500 rent and another $300 for utilities and food.

My sister is completely adorable and we get along great. We play games together, and sometimes just decided to be immature and dig out some toys to play around with.

Right now, with Christmas time here, my uncle, his wife, and adopted daughter are coming over pretty much every night. My uncle's awesome, pretty much like a stereotypical huge cheery guy. The aunt is alright, we never talk much, but that's no big deal.

The daughter is a bit of a problem though. We were friends as kids from the time they adopted her, up until high school. Then we hardly saw each other, and sometime in her last two years there some screws went loose. She started to really mess with me after she graduated, and it pretty much escalated until she nearly seriously hurt me. I finally got things taken care of, and she doesn't try anything too serious with me before, but even just fooling around, she's rather rough.

My mom chose a drunken, abusive, coke addicted stepdad over me. I rarely talk to my siblings.

>>1806427
What kind of rough things would she do with you?

>>1806419
Indeed. My nieces are about that age, but since they live with my mother...

Interestingly enough, it was my loli hentai collection that made my mother disown me.

Mine's pretty average.
I live with my mom, My parents got divorced years ago. Dad moved out of state, got remarried to some annoying woman. Nothing that interesting, EXCEPT that I know got three delicious step sisters out of it. The oldest is eh, but the middle (reminds me of imoutotits) and youngest (loli with dfc) are awesome. We really click together, and frankly I just want to stick my penis in them. The rest of my family lives in some unknown country in the western part of Europe.

>>1806444
My uncle used to play football in high school, though gave it up after a leg injury (don't they all), so growing up with him, it wasn't all dainty tea parties and dolls, but being out in the back yard playing football.

My father, on the other hand, was the type who would play catch or tag or something with us, but nothing full contact.

She's smaller and weaker than me, but she is the type who likes to hit and overall horse around, even before she went a bit nuts. Thankfully, I can closeline her and while she'll just get right back up, it's enough to let her know to cool it.

She also nearly choked me to death one time when kissed me while having her arms awkwardly around my neck and shoving her tongue down my mouth.

>>1806459
I swear to god that sounds like a contrived H-movie plot.

My mother had a boyfriend that had lived with us for years. He verbally abused everyone daily and he would hit my mother and I occasionally. Things would disappear from my room while I was at school and he then one day he proposed to my mother. He would talk about buying a big house and letting all of us move in with him; that was until he got me alone and told me about how he was going to kick me out on the street as soon as we got there. One day after many fights he left and never came back, my mother got a new boyfriend, but he still does call her sometimes and beg her to let him move back in. The only thing that stayed with us as a constant reminder is what he did to my brother. The guy completely brainwashed him into being a retarded hick and now he's just a high school dropout that sneaks around all day smoking cigarettes and getting into trouble with the police.

I remember being afraid to leave my room or even go to the bathroom or eat, because I'd have to see him when I walked out. I don't think I ever got over that.

>>1806483
Imouto Jiru. The dad is an archaeologist.

>>1806474
You're a fucking pussy getting choked jesus christ.

You totally could of fucked her right there.

>>1806448
>Interestingly enough, it was my loli hentai collection that made my mother disown me.
Would you mind sharing with us a very detailed account of what exactly went down that day?

>>1806474
>She also nearly choked me to death one time when kissed me while having her arms awkwardly around my neck and shoving her tongue down my mouth.
That sounds really fucking hot.

>>1806474
>She also nearly choked me to death one time when kissed me while having her arms awkwardly around my neck and shoving her tongue down my mouth.
Please tell me there is more.

>>1806483
>>1806488
Wow. Is this a sign to take a initiative on my step sisters? I'm going to see them tomorrow and spend christmas eve with them.

>>1806474
She likes you and you told her to fuck off? That's cruel.

>>1806490
I'd really rather not risk having a yandere girlfriend. She's already rather jealous of how close my sister and I are.

>>1806506
>Is this a sign to take a initiative on my step sisters?
Yes. Just casually mention offhand that your one wish is that some girl would give you a blowjob for Christmas.

>>1806491
...why detailed? Mostly just yelling and crying, a few threats to call the police, the term "pedophile" was tossed about... I got the boot because my sister's kids were living there, and my mother thought I was going to molest them. My sister argued in my favor, because she could tell the difference between a fetish for comics and a fetish for kids.

>>1806533

>she could tell the difference between a fetish for comics and a fetish for kids.

It'd be nice if more people realized there's a difference.

>>1806533
How did she find it anyway? You didn't leave any on the desktop did you?

>>1806522
I never told her to fuck off, but I did nearly throw up in her mouth.

>>1806506
Nope, she just got me a glass of water after I pushed her away to get some air, gave a simple "sorry" and then started to joke about it.

Soooo that's where Mr. Bean went!

>>1806366
CHELSEA FOOTBALL CLUB

>>1806548
>I never told her to fuck off, but I did nearly throw up in her mouth.
I wish I could throw up in a crazy girl's mouth.

>>1806532
They'll think i'm joking around or something.

>>1806547
My hardcopy of the first issue of Comic LO came in the mail, and she opened it thinking it was some dollhouse furniture from eBay. This prompted her to search my room, which had a variety of h-doujin. She never found my digital collection, and in all likelihood, it's probably still tucked away on her hard drive, since I never got a chance to retrieve them after I got kicked out.

>>1806573
The point is, you say it when you "think" they're not around to hear.

Family is great to have around so you can ignore them.

Mother hates me for not being normal.

>>1806597
THOSE THIGHS

>>1806589
How the hell will that help me stick my penis in them faster?
Damn it Anonymous, you're useless.

>>1806609
It wouldn't. The proper phrase for that is "I bet you can't fit my penis in your mouth."

When I was younger I always fought with my sister (older) and my parents, mostly my dad. Basically everyone in my family fought with each other all the time. After my sister went to college, and later dropped out and moved back home, she and I started getting along great. My parents still fight a lot and are probably on the verge of a divorce. I almost didn't come home for Christmas this year because I didn't want to deal with them, but I thought it would upset them too much.

Other than my sister I think I would be perfectly content to never see my family again. I don't really hate them but they're miserable people to be around. I'm really easygoing but they get very stressed and uptight over every little detail, which is something I can't stand.

>>1806615

>"I bet you can't fit my penis in your mouth."

Whatever happened to that guy?

>>1806366
I've said it here in the past. My father's a fucking asshole (wouldn't let me see my grandmother before she died; told my mother that if she doesn't like him smoking, just move out when he knows she can't, etc). My mother's too kind and passive to do anything for herself, so she's just working up enough money in the hopes that some day she'll be able to rent her own place away from him. My brother's taken after my father in being arrogant and not listening to what anyone has to say, while I just sit on the computer most of the day hoping that their shit doesn't make its way into my room. The whole situation is most of the reason that I didn't try to get a girlfriend earlier in life (because I didn't want to show anyone what my family was like) and why I am now a social recluse.

>>1806627
Afterwards he made a post about helping his loli imouto with a school project. She was on his lap, and grabbed his boner, and he kissed her neck.

Some time after he made a post saying how 'nothing' had happened since then and the example he gave of this nothing was how one time she walked past his door in nothing but a towel, after she had taken a bath, and she flashed him.

>>1806637
>she walked past his door in nothing but a towel, after she had taken a bath, and she flashed him.
Isn't this a common occurrence? Happens all the time to me. Unfortunately my sister is FUCKING UGLY.