>>13249264 (OP)
*was

>>13249264 (OP)
korean cousine

yuck

Nederbros aren't all useless stoners, in fact they smoke less than stoners in other countries.

Coming across a squat toilet on Crete or Cyprus

>>13249346
This is the biggest mindfuck for people who go to The Netherlands. They find out only like, 5% of the people actually smoke weed.

That's what happens when you don't turn weed into THE GREEN DEVIL, DOPE, CHRONIC etc. Regulate and tax.

>>13249369
Is superior, aligns the organs and allows you to shit nearly perfectly.

Going to Latvia. I thought it would be a bit like Finland, but it was (still) full-on Soviet tradgedy.
Dat grayness, dat collective depression

>>13249425
how are you, ching-dong-ding chan?

>>13249401
>Regulate and tax
Can we please borrow your government for maybe 5 years.

>>13249441
They would die upon arrival, casualties to the Second Emu War.

When I went to Bulgaria.

I thought it would be something like Lithuanian, but then I went there and sheiit.

It's like Lithuania 15-20 years ago

>>13249346
That's more of a stereotype thing, but thanks anyway for acknowledging that we're not all stoners.

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>>13249440
White as anything you filthy monkey.
>>13249471
The rabbits took care of the emus.

>>13249490
*Lithuania

>>13249502
>Even Australia's rabbits are blood thirsty

Jesus Christ!

I met a couple from california. We talked eagerly and at some point they asked which profession i have. So i answered that im in the german military. He looked very suprised and said: "Oh. I wasn't aware that Germany had an army since.. you know."
This was my first chunk of the legendary american education.

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>>13249502
>anal canal

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One month in India. The first week was like a punch in the face.

>>13249491
Wasn't implying that all stoners are useless.

>>13249524
Look at that lettuce, completely destroyed it.

When I backpacked around Russia and expected pure Commie depression, only to find the most beautiful cities, nature, and the friendliest locals.
10/10 for a place to visit

>>13249536
Please don't judge us by our Californians.

>>13249568
Link
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qbJfkkxle54

Going to Montreal.
Needless to say, I hated it.

>>13249558
Complete shithole?

>>13249536
I've got a similar story:

I was backpacking with friends through california and met an american dude (bachelor in microbiology) who traveled along with us for a week. At one point he asked; "Do you speak anything beside english in Holland?"
He just thought we spoke english with a weird accent.

Argentina is mestizo

>>13249615
Even the 'smart' ones are ignorant, happens here too.

>>13249608
Most parts, yes. But I also have some of my best travelling memories from India.

>>13249582
Did you get any of that 10/10 pussy? Did you buy a tracksuit?

I was in Poland once, their women eat with mouth open

A black family in a darkmixedafrican favela compared to my family, darkies and black people in this favela.
I feel like I'm with other kind of people, sluts, other language of blacks in portuguese, other behaviors, other musics.

But only blacks of favela, other blacks outside of favela are sometimes normal for a natural brazilian behavior, and sometimes they are more africanized like people of favela.
Most of times black and all people in streets are normal, blacks of favelas are more africanized, crime, sluts, other musics and language, other behavior.

Black people of Bahia are more niggers even in streets.
The blacks more africanized of Brazil are in Favelas of Rio de Janeiro and Bahia.

>>13249615
>California

>>13249659
>Buying a tracksuit
It's like a bearskin, except sleek and practical for the average slav.
To kill and 'skin' a slav is to be a real man.

>>13249659

No, and yes I bought an awesome and comfortable pair of trackies.

>>13249264 (OP)
USAUSAUSAUSA

when travelling to spain the locals are massive dicks, not helpful or friendly at all.

explain yourselves

>>13249582
Wow, I was about to post the same thing. Russia was a really nice place to visit.

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Not the biggest culture shock but.....

I was working as a cashier at retail store this past winter when a couple came in to purchase a hat. They were speaking to each other in German and when I asked them if it was Doytch the man said "Yes" with a look of surprise on his face and then turned to his gf and in English said "see, I told you they're not all dumb"

Thanks dickheads

mfw

>>13249760
Dey dont't wike der Dutch?

>>13249760
What part of Spain?

>>13249782
top lel

>>13249760

Surely you went to Madrid.

Probably bidets, I thought it was an elaborate drinking fountain.

>>13249760
Why would they be friendly, you're a filthy tourist?

>>13249782
No sprecken der nazi

>>13249772

twinsies

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>mfw people here eat fries with ketchup rather than mayo
>mfw no personal space what so ever
>mfw people try talking to you despite you not knowing them at all
>mfw they pretend being your friend when they really aren't at all

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I once entered an all white neighbourhood, horrific experience. They tried to poison me with something called lamingtons. Never again.

America:

>Where is your accent from?
>I'm from England
>YYOOUU SSPPEEAAKK VVEERRYY GGOOOODD EENNGGLLIISSHH

>>13249675
Your English is shit.
And it is not about being black or Africanised, but about being raised in a favela.

>>13249782
Was a compliment.

>pay for something in Turkey
>don't get any money back
>have to make a fuss to get my change back
You fucking arab thieves.

>>13249826
Fries with mayo huh? I'm intrigued, tell me more.

>>13249826
>fries with mayo
Brazilians are a bunch of savage monkeys

>>13249826
What about the toilets?

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>>13249346
>actually thinking that about the Netherlands
wow how are you so fucking stupid
>Australian flag
oh i see

>>13249844
He was just being polite. Your accent is shit and incomprehensible.

>>13249826
Are you living in Brazil, Denmark?

>>13249864
Speaking about buying stuff from Arabs, I love how you can haggle everything

>>13249871
*Danes

>>13249871
We don't do that. He is retarded.

>tfw people here talk about god/mention god as often as possible
I'd even dare say that some are delusional when it comes to religion, it gets pretty annoying at times.

>>13249890
It is a fact, ask a Dutch person.

going to india. man only looking at those poor people through my ventilated tourist bus's window felt like I was being raped

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>>13249675
learn how to speak before calling other people niggers you useless monkey

>>13249863

funny way to do compliments

>>13249911
>move to a country with an official religion
>wonder why people are religious

>>13249867

What's wrong with it? It's pretty common in Spain.

When I learned that they don't speak Luxembourgish in other Benelux countries and the Benelux doesn't have one common language ;_;

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>>13249782

Well, considering stuff like this >>13249536, you can't really blame them. Plus Germans tend to be very frank about things.

Personal story: I spent two months on Mauritius for an internship. I still can't getove how disorganized these people were, in fact they had to put me into another programm because they didn't realize my original intenrship got canceled.

Of course you have the general stuff as well, like no hot water, no washing machine or the tropical sun, but you get used to that eventually. That overal lack of Ordnung and punctuality makes me still mad though.

>>13249903
I hate it, they run my local corner shop and none of the items are priced.
Pretty sure they make it up depending on how wealthy you look.

>>13249893
Yours is clear and not even slightly phlegmy or hoarse from dick and those things you call cigarettes.

>>13249935

>Brazil
>official religion

u wot m8

China
No redeeming qualities.

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the fact that dutch young people listen to music and party like this:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fWKwPCtEHuw

the fact that there is people in holland think pic related is stylish and alpha.

I'm not criticisng your country, it was a culture shock when i moved there.

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>>13249935
Being religious is one thing, being borderline delusional and rubbing it in everyone's faces 24/7 is something else. I honestly don't give a shit about what you believe in as long as you keep it to yourself.

>>13249893
France confirmed greatest ally. God bless France.

When I was went to DC I was really shocked by the weather and the fact that it looked first world

>enter night train
>walk into empty cabin
>look at the floor
>thousands and thousands of sunflower/pumpkin seed shulls
>looks like the whole cabin is covered in crawling insects
>creeping all over the floor
>notice the foul shit smell of turks
>run

>>13249933
Was complimenting you individually.

>>13249969
The Catholic Church is only religious entity with special recognition (including special legal protection, being the religion to be taught in public schools, and having its marriages officially recognised) since 2010.
> http://www.planalto.gov.br/ccivil_03/_Ato2007-2010/2010/Decreto/D7107.htm

The religious education part is in Article 11.

>>13249982
I'm sorry for that, but what do people do? They ask if you are religious? Or just mention God every time?

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>>13249826
>mfw no personal space what so ever
>mfw people try talking to you despite you not knowing them at all
>mfw they pretend being your friend when they really aren't at all
Why are Germans and Nordics so cold ?

When I went to Berlin and the train arrived 5 minute earlier

>>13250075
I'll keep u warm bb.

>>13250031

em lugar nenhum ai diz que a religião oficial do brasil é o catolicismo. OFICIALMENTE o brasil é um Estado laico

>>13249490

you went to the wrong spot

i was in bulgaria too and everything was new, modern, clean...very nice

the wonders of tourism

>>13250105
você ao menos leu?

>>13249921
You is a brazilian immigrant to be so butthurt about something in Brazil? My english is horrible but I'm better than an nigger american because I'm not black.

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>>13250070
Whatever the fuck happens, be it bad or good they find a way to mention god or god's will all of the time. It's pretty annoying. It'd be fine if it was just one or two people but everyone does it.

>>13250127
he is right

your english is terrible

>>13250127

>average BR

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>>13249977
Makes me want to listen to some yodelling.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vQhqikWnQCU

>>13250133
stop the lies, you never go outside

>>13249911
Duvido que voce ja nao tenha ido varias vezes a um terreiro.

>>13250155
You're right, but when I did, that was what I experienced.
Also, the ''be with god'' shit, why not just say goodbye or stay safe? Fuck you.

Right here in ameriKKKa.

Zagreb or bust
#croatpride

>>13250143
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=am3OCvStCZs

we don't have to leave nederland for that?

>mfw people legitimately listen to this stuff

>>13250143
>that video
>that voice
pffff

>>13250192
Are you of any spiritual belief?

>>13250133
Well, it is pretty common to say "may God be with you" when you go, or to say "thank God" when something desirable happens, or "God willing it" when wishing for something or saying that something will happen. Don't feel offended, even agnostic, or even atheist people may say it sometimes, it is a part of our speak.
In which state are you?

>>13250192
Are you trolling?

>>13250205
No. Raised an atheist.
Everyone and their friends were atheists.

>>13250127
Please go back to your favela nigger you are embarrassing us here

>>13250192
it´s ok

be with god :)

>>13250124

não só li, como ainda li o acordo.

vou lhe deixar com isso aqui:

Art. 5º Todos são iguais perante a lei, sem distinção de qualquer natureza, garantindo-se aos brasileiros e aos estrangeiros residentes no País a inviolabilidade do direito à vida, à liberdade, à igualdade, à segurança e à propriedade, nos termos seguintes: [...]

VI - é inviolável a liberdade de consciência e de crença, sendo assegurado o livre exercício dos cultos religiosos e garantida, na forma da lei, a proteção aos locais de culto e a suas liturgias;

Art. 19. É vedado à União, aos Estados, ao Distrito Federal e aos Municípios:

I - estabelecer cultos religiosos ou igrejas, subvencioná-los, embaraçar-lhes o funcionamento ou manter com eles ou seus representantes relações de dependência ou aliança, ressalvada, na forma da lei, a colaboração de interesse público;

http://www.planalto.gov.br/ccivil_03/Constituicao/Constituicao.htm

http://jus.com.br/artigos/8519/brasil-estado-laico-e-a-inconstitucionalidade-da-existencia-de-simbolos-religiosos-em-predios-publicos

http://noticias.cancaonova.com/noticia.php?id=273607

isso é algo que boa parte das pessoas com alguma educação sabe desde antes da faculdade, mas enfim...

>>13250217
SP, i've already mentioned it before.

>>13250199
>>13250203
Good shit ay?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=67rc96joOz8

>>13250192
Va com deus amigo

>>13250105
Article motherfucking eleven. Catholicism is the only religion specifically to be taught in public schools, other religions MAY be taught as well.
They can't word it as "official religion" because of technicalities, but it is the only church with explicit privileges.

>>13250133
Get out of Brazil, fucking autistic faggot.

>>13250127
You are a nigger. Please get a proxy, you aren't worthy of posting under our glorious flag.

>>13250192

Shit dude, you sound really euphoric. It's also pretty common in English to say things like "Thank God" and "Godspeed", but they're just phrases. I feel as if you're confusing the large amount of religious phrases people just use in common parlance there with shoehorning God into every conversation.

>>13250258
Which city?

>>13250221
So you can't interpret 'god' as something else then?
Terribly inconvenient.

>>13250266
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GMLQ3fTRXhc


what the fuck is wrong with these people

>>13250258
SP is a shitty state very third world. Come to the south. We white in here

>>13250267
Fica com Deus.
Deus queira que voce tenha um bom dia.

>>13250192
Don't take personal offence by it. They aren't forcing their religion on you, it is just that it is a part of our speak. We don't even think of not talking about God in order to not hurt your feelings. If you are in a work setting, though, it would be much less common.

>>13250303
No, it's different here, you'd understand if you were to live among Brazilians, phrases like thank god or godspeed are okay if you don't talk about god all of the time already like Brazilians do.

>go to Israel
>it's Saturday
>our GPS leads us through an orthodox neighborhood of Tel Aviv
>Jews on the street look at us like we're the devil itself

I was afraid they would throw stones at us, but that's probably forbidden for being too physical

>>13250324
Nothing, nothing at all.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zuDtACzKGRs

>>13250258
Get out of my city, there are enough idiots, there, as it is.

>>13250328
Don't listen to him, Denmark. He is gay and wants some Danish cock.

Visiting Ethiopia, The people I visited were gracious hosts and could speak fragmented english but tried and wanted to practice speaking with me . The country is nice so are the people if you have the chance visit.

>>13250268

A República Federativa do Brasil, em observância ao direito de liberdade religiosa, da diversidade cultural e da pluralidade confessional do país, respeita a importância do ensino religioso em vista da formação integral da pessoa.

o ensino religioso de uma forma geral, não de uma religião, mas de TODAS. Voce sabe interpretar uma lei? e coaduná-la com todo ordenamento jurídico?

>>13250255
>Constitution
>worth anything
See that article 5? Racial quotas aren't unconstitutional either. If you think the Constitution should be respected, start a movement asking for it.

>>13249890
It is just nauseous to hear you talk, Canada.

>>13250377
>from the South
My, how did you guess he was a faggot?

>>13250192
For real, are you autism?

>>13250339
Muito obrigado e deus te abençoe

ass washers and snacks instead of breakfast on the continent.

>>13250389
>não de uma religião, mas de TODAS

>O ensino religioso, católico e de outras confissões religiosas, de matrícula facultativa, constitui disciplina dos horários normais das escolas públicas
>católico e de outras confissões
>católico
>e de outras confissões
>especificamente católico
>e opcionalmente também de outras confissões

>>13250398

pffff...já deu pra mim. to gastand tempo discutindo com um moleque de 13 anos. vai pra escola, Juninho, você ainda tem muito a aprender

>>13250417
Deus te ouça!

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>>13250217
May god be with you

>>13250451
Amen. With you too.

>>13250381
Have you ever had Ethiopian food? [Spoiler]Neither have them[/spoiler]

>>13250445
It is school holiday m8.

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>>13250328
>Come to the south
No thanks, I don't like faggots obsessed with Germany, in fact, I don't think anyone but Germans like that. Perhaps not even Germans themselves. You're Brazilians, identifying yourselves as anything other than that is ridiculous, your great great grandfather being German doesn't make you one. Also, Germany is a shit country.

>>13250446
Shit I can't think of anymore expressions

>>13249977
>that pic
Regardless of the clothes, why do all Dutch people have that distinctive dutch look?

>>13250328
While the South has some white people, who are darker than Scandinavians, it's very third world.

>>13250523
>implying I'm not Italian masterrace

When I came to know how Turkey is culturally fucked up. It's like they live in a limbo of Western and their retarded traditional culture. "Culturally" Muslims yeah, it means being misogynistic and drinking booze at the same time.

When I went to USA and when I was getting treated to dinner I made a Hitler joke.

The awkward silence then made me have cold sweats and violent spasms in bed for years afterward.

Even now I just shudder to think of it

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>>13250568
I'm just saying, i'd rather be around niggers that identify themselves as niggers rather than the ones who are in denial.

>>13250523
>You're Brazilians
By God! Southerners don't want to be Brazilian and we don't want them either.

>>13250523
If you came here to the south and said it to a Germanboo, shitstorm would ensure.

Many Southern Brazilians suffer of the MUH GERMAN HERITAGE syndrome.

>>13250481
lol but yes I have it's very good food. My wife cooks more traditional meals , they are very flavored.

>>13250579
Why do you hate Muslims? Aren't you one?

>>13250603
>totally thought this pic was gore from the thumbnail

>>13250636
No fuck off.

>>13250603
In which city are you?

>>13250624
Pls USA, gib food.

I'm unemployed and have been eating canned tuna for last two weeks.

>>13250533
Because we're Dutch?

>>13250601
Odd, Did you make it with kikes?

>>13250603
Thats a nice picture.

>>13250658
Get a stick and rock, tie them together and bludgon some birds or a goat.

>>13250669
I guess they just didn't get the joke or something.

It reallyyyyyyyy sucked haha

>>13250533
to be fair most irish people have an 'irish look' about them.

>>13250684
Or
Slaughter a nice fat American and feed as many people as a pig would.

>>13250643
Aren't you supposed to be dead?

>>13249264 (OP)
When I had to spend a month in Germany for work. I would never have thought that in a so-called civilized country one couldn't find drinkable tap water or half-decent food anywhere. Even India wasn't that bad.

>>13250725
Hardly, pigs are wily.

>>13250690
Well maybe they were just gassed.

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>>13250603
>Niggers can identify themselfs as niggers
>White people cannot cultivate the culture of the ancestors

So you're not only fully retarded. You're a left-wing multiculture black-cock-lover. Thank you for revealing yourself, filtered.

>>13250755
Pork has a stronger flavour, requires less to feel satisfied.

>>13250748
Is it true that their toilets have a dry poop shelf?

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>>13250773
>You're a left-wing multiculture black-cock-lover
Sure, whatever helps you sleep at night.

>>13250748
You should have drunk beer.

>>13250773
By "niggers" he meant Brazilians you nigger. We aren't European. I'm fine with you celebrating European traditions, they make a part of your culture, but YOU ARE NOT GERMAN OR ITALIAN, YOU ARE A HUE MAN.

>>13250824
Hey Denmark. In which city are you living? Why are you in Brazil?

>>13250838
I'm German! I dont identify myself with Brazilian culture.

If i could i would speak German only.

>>13250870
Do you even speak German?
Are you from the South?

>>13250870
>brown skin
>German

>>13250898
Yes.
Yes.

>>13250870
kek you are no better than sandniggers in rich countries. Why are german so third worldish, always establishing their little communities without respecting the country they settled in?

>>13250788
Yes, and that's utterly disgusting.

>>13250926
You are not a fucking German. You are a nigger with some European ancestry. Where the fuck did you even learn German?
are u a grill btw? I know a grill who speaks German so maybe it is you.

>>13250898
>Implying there aren't cities in the south that have german as primary language.

>>13250831
Very hard to find real beer, most stores only stock the sparkly piss the krauts call "beer".

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>>13250943

But France, we are mildly disgusted and embarrassed by all those wannabe Germans.

Just because your grandma got fiddled by a Jew with a German surname on her boat to Monkeyland doesn't mean you're some sort of lost wonder of the world shipwrecked when you should be in your hilariously idealized fantasy Germany.

14/88ers truly are the worst colonials.

>>13250601
haha nice to discover that i'm not the only one who has violent spasms when I think about past awkward situations. Sometimes I yell loudly "fuck" or "it's alright, it's alright" and start doing something to distract myself lol

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>>13250954
Can you be more ignorant? It amazes me that people bother so much with how others identify themselfs.

You obviously are butthurt that you're a son of a slave and want to be whiter. Please control your pain in the butt. Not everybody is a nigger that know nothing about his family.

>>13250972
You tried these?

Originally from Ireland living in London for work. I fucking hate it here. Nobody acknowledges each other, nobody ever smiles or talks. You could walk into a room with 100 people and hear absolute silence.

>>13251156
Yeah, it's like the memory comes back, like a brief flash that just makes you twitch or spasm.

And it's really fucking unpleasant.

>>13251201
I'm actually white, but I identify as Brazilian. If you don't fuck off back to Germany and see if they accept you.

>>13249890
Scooby, you jewish fag, accept it; its the truth

>>13251292
London is weird. I only live 50 miles away and it couldn't be more different.

>>13250966
I was sure Vargas ended this bullshit. Unfortunately this was not the case

>>13251292
Rio Grande do Sul is like this too.

No one smiles and they make ugly faces when someone unknown enters the room.

>>13249264 (OP)
>People from belaruss, portugal, italy and Turkey smell awful
>I mean they smell like spices and sweat
>maybe they sweat spices, or rub spices on their arm pits to cover the smell of sweat not realizing they are not very good deos.
>Goddamn it when they come in pairs of two they stink up my store like you wouldn't believe.

So yeah, people in the old world stink like fucking nightmare, and they call us apes.

I

It was probably the first time I encountered a foreign language. I was small only like two or three and my parents were taking me on the thousand island boat tour up in Alexandria bay. I was sitting next to an older woman and I asked her if she thought it was cool or something along those lines and she answered me in French. It blew my little mind, I just looked at my dad really confused like she was broken or something. Until then I had never met or even seen a non English speaker. Still have no idea what she said.

I travelled to Germany on exchange trip with my class, and they never laughed at our jokes.
Oh, the horror of failed jokes.

nigger has human skin color palms

>>13251348
>Vargas
>doing something right
Every single of his actions, even the few ones good in intention, were complete fuck-ups.

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>>13251230

>>13251391
>in pairs of two

well talk about redundance. never mind that, t'was a brain fart.

>>13251321

God no, keep him and his delusions there. Build a wall to the South around everyone who claims to be 100 % German or something if you must, but don't send them here. Between that and having to shell out free submarines to the nation that must not be named, we might just go full Nazi again.

>>13251422
>Germans
>humour

>>13250533

These guys are all inbred frat guys with rich parents

>>13251422
German people (at least the northerners) are cold, that's a fact.

When I was a child, I remember waving random people from a cable railway and nobody waved back.

>>13249796
>>13249811

This was in the northwestern part, near a coruna

spanish people there are dicks

>>13251485
>Build a wall to the South around everyone who claims to be 100 % German
>fill with water
>problem solved

>>13249864
This happened to me a lot in India.

>>13251578
A friend of mine went to Spain. He saw people peeing from windows of high buildings.

Canada

What CANADA SAYS :

-Opportunities
-MUH quality of life

REALITY :

-The country have no culture
-Deep insecurities
-Immigrants are exploited and do shit jobs
-Rising Poverty
-Shitty environemental record
-Shitty healthcare system

>>13251450
Why yes, japan. Sharp observation.

[bubbles from pipe]

>>13251450
Cause they wank like Chimpanzees.

I went to the USA and I met a bunch of creationists with guns on motorized carts.

>>13251623
>-The country have no culture

Is that even a thing to care about? holding on to some make-believe notion of past glories and modern refinement?

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>be 9
>go to spain on holiday
>go to beach
>tits, tits everywhere

>>13251719
yes that's their one true virtue.

>>13251719
>Google spanish tits
>All big, round and soft with gorgeous nipples.
Based Spain.

>>13250192
I feel you bro, just ignore them

>>13251719
I thought that was quite common in most european countries...

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>>13249615

>Go to America
>Everyone asks If I'm Dutch
>Tell them I am from Denmark
>''Oh where in Sweden is that?''

>Went to Israel
>Vast majority hate multiculturalism, immigrants, race mixing, gays, love guns, etc.
I-it's not happening

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>>13251915
not in the benelux though

>>13251934
>Go to America
>Everyone asks If I'm French
>Tell them I am from Belgium
>''Oh where in Germany is that?''

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>went to Arkansas
>they have drive-thru liquor stores

>>13252004
I've seen plenty of topless females sunbathing here. Maybe it's just Belgium?

>>13252029
Have them all over Australia, step it up m8.

Finland.

People were actually smiling and happy to talk with tourists....

Wtf?

>>13251578
If you don't speak Spanish, you are going to have a bad time. I'm Spanish and we admit that we are useless in learning foreign languages. So, next time, learn some Spanish (it's your duty, learning English to understand you is not ours) and you will be treated much better, I guarantee.

>>13251620

I've done this after a crazy night. And my french friends too.

>>13252004
>invoordat muh Lien

>>13250133
It's not necessarily because of religion, I mention God and Jesus a lot in my phrases and I'm an atheist. It's just a way of talking.

>>13251934
i meet californian who didn't know that there is a country called spain

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>>13252054
Asian genes

>>13252054
No.
Was it May Day?

>>13252054
Same in Norway. I remember getting lost in Oslo and we asked for directions to a woman, who was chilling in a cafe with some friends. She left her friends and went along with us until she was sure we found the right place. Amazing.

>>13252155
she wanted the D

>>13250948
>>13250788
What the fuck?

So, don't get me wrong, I love America.

But the mother of a friend of mine once asked me 'if we have ambulances in Holland'.
She was super sweet, nice and an amazing cook. But I can't even begin to comprehend how someone might think this.

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>>13252155
Damn it, Pierre.

>>13252181
Your favourite uncle is fond of human shit, or they just like looking at it.

>>13252189
>America
culture of ignorance, like ours.

>>13252261
At least you guys have the Cowdownie Fair

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X5j_EcmRvaI

>>13252197
>>13252164
haha I'm sure she didn't want the dick, she was like 50 and we were a mixed group of undergraduates. I guess she thought we were some naive kids.
>>13252197
i'm spaniard so
Damn it, pedro.

>>13252181
>A washout toilet, informally called a German toilet, is a kind of flush toilet predominantly used in Germany and Austria. The German terms for this type of toilet are Flachspüler or Hochspüler. The German toilet has a shelf in the toilet bowl above the water surface to hold the faeces before flushing, where they may be inspected, dissected, or assist in the easily collection of samples. The sample can the be used for analysis, or be added to a collection.
>be added to a collection
>Germans make collections of poop

>>13252300
I woke my dog laughing, that is good kek.

>>13252102
implying I speak dutch

>>13252155
It's like, we can't look each other in the eyes, but if you ask for something nicely, we'll go to hell and back to be helpful.
Nordic autism and all that.

>>13252345

How do you think they find the material for scat porn?

Americans shake their heads while talking as if they are having earthquake

>>13252345

And now you know why France is our biggest ally when it comes to export.

>>13252378
>being from the shit part of Belgium

>>13252437
Every part of Belgium is the shit part of Belgium.

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>>13252455
Not the part with Flemish women

>tfw Flemish women hate Dutch men
>tfw I will never get a qt Flemish cute accent gf

>>13251713
That's not what culture is.

>>13252345
When I was in Wien I got shocked by this hellish device

>>13252345
>2013
>not having your own collection of feces

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>>13249264 (OP)
British women

>>13249264 (OP)

Children in Turkey who ran after a jeep I was in while shouting "dollars dollars!"

>>13252432
Big agricultural sector, we need some good fertilizer for our crops.

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>>13252502
>tfw no cute Flemish gf who whispers sweet words with her accent in your ear while cuddling in bed and listening to this song.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y6zwt7TvXBY
disregard the female in the vid)

>>13249264 (OP)
>culture shock

Prob Balkan countries especially ex YU, just when you think people in those countries cannot sink any lower they manage to shock you

Croatia,Bosnia(kebab part) and Fyrom are like mental nightmare version of Twilight Zone

>>13252734
Sounds vaguely gypsy.