Motivational video:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1UtFTE6Tj24
Forum:
http://anononia.co.cc/index.php

anonia would be better name

>stay in my master race country
or
>move to 4chan-land with their inferiority

>>972963
Some have suggested it. To be honest, the name is not set in stone but Anononia has pretty much become standard now.

>>972966
What inferiority?

ITT; WE STEAL YO MONIES

>>972974
>Southern Europeans
>Asians
>North Americans
>South Americans

>>972981
sure, skanigger

im drunk
im norwegian
i dont need 4chan island
i need norwaymoney
welfare
government lulz

>>972987
if you will say it in polish i would believe that you're nordic god

>>972951
>implying anons have any money

>>972982
There are basically Europeans, Brits and people from the British colonies.
Yeah, some Americans but whaddyagonnado?

If do ever form this nation of "Anononia" you should invade Sealand.

pic related it's the princess of Sealand.

>country run by /b/tards

hahaha oh wow!

Whoever actually sends money deserves to be scammed.

>>972994
why polish? idont know polish
i nkow norwegian
im not polish

why buy an island when we can invade France, i'm pretty sure that the will surrender and let us the country.

>>972987
You're the kind of people from whom we are trying to escape.
>>972981
This is completely legitimate. There's no Nigerian prince or however that one goes.

>>973013
Seriously. Just get some guys from /k/ and promise a libertarian paradise. Invasion made easy.

>No retards
>Nationalists

Choose one

I remember /a/ wanting to start up an island too.

Ah the long gone dreams...

Let's invade Best Korea

>>972955
Considering the size of the island and vague premise of the project, this is destined for failure.

>Implying that this could really work.

>>973037

>nation of fat moeblob-loving weeaboos

>>973013
That barren piece of shit oil-rig? When we could reside on our nice tropical island?
>>973037
You think /a/ could get anything done?

>>973073
Reside on a nice tropical island and do what, exactly?

>>973057
Please explain. We've worked out how many people we can fit on the island and such. And we have pretty much got sorted most details- it's not that vague really. Look at the overview PDF.

The best moment will be when they declare themselves independent from the country they buy the island from. 4 hours of bliss and party, followed by a short period of army rape. Then prison.

>>973080
Farm, hunt, fish, relax, read, play cards, you name it.
And we hope to have the internet up at some point.

>>973083
Survival on an island of that size would take effort. People would drop out like crazy. But chances are the island will never even be bought.

This is amazing.

Not sure if possible though.

>>973090
Having internet implies that you want electricity. How do you plan to do this? Will you use generators? Will you build shelters? From the look of the island, there is not much room for houses, unless you clear a considerable amount of vegetation. Do you think you'll be able to rely on manual labor from burn-outs?

Seriously, it might look like some kind of pristine paradise in your head, but it will not last.

Protip: When you send your money to the guy who runs this project he will just keep your fucking money.

Pic related. His face.

Most epic troll in history.

Country run by anonymous?

I give it 2 weeks before people start rioting and destroying the island for lulz.
Failure is always imminent if it involves anonymous.

>>973102
Of course. We know how much effort it will be- just read through the forums. We are serious about making this work. Buying the island will be the first big obstacle, you're right, but it's not impossible.
>>973109
Why don't you join us and help make it possible? :3

This could never work.

Still, it's interesting to read about, so in case of the 1/1000 chance you're not a troll, godspeed!

WE ARE LEGION

>>973122
We have housing sorted out- chances are, we'll live in tents whilst they are being built. We've sorted out generators. And clearing trees is a must, but that's good because it makes wood for fire and building.
>>973127
>>implying one person runs the project and we're not going to use a lawyer
>>973136
Conjecture, therefore I shall ignore it.

>>973127
Who tells me that this isn't true?

Also what the fuck I just read that there's no electricity WTF man.

4chan's demographic is mostly white and asian, the few blacks and spics that come here are mostly poor fags who wouldn't be able to shell out the $1k.

This sounds like a good idea actually. An island full of white and asian forward thinking nerds, with no niggers to speak of.

Sign me the fuck up.

>>973145
Sorry about your lack of faith, but thanks for wishing godspeed :)

>>973137
Talk is one thing, action is another. If Anonymous Island is indeed established and lasts longer than 3 months, I will personally boat down to its location, granted it's within the Western Hemisphere, and eat my hat.

>>973153
No electricity YET. We will have generators set up pretty much instantly.
>>973154
Yeah, the demographics tell us a pretty much white island.

>>973166
Why not just join us if it succeeds?

I am seriously interested in the project as long as you make sure that I don't have to lower my living standards significantly (read: I want to keep my internets and stuff like that).

How about the language?

It'd be a shithole, no question.

>>973172
Because I'm not a hippie burn-out. I think the message of the video is tragically naive. Fitting in with daily life does not make me a slave. It assumes that everyone has a non-conformist rebel deep inside them that wants to get out and that a carefree lifestyle is universally sought after. That the lifestyle envisioned in the video is truly "freedom." At least here, I am comfortable. Here, I have potable water, friends and family, education, good food and all-around comfortable living conditions. Why would I want to throw it all away just to sit around on an island with a bunch of internet trolls that think they know what real freedom is? By all means, give me a reason.

>>973154
>forward thinking nerds

enjoy being raped

>>973188
We have to put in generators for electricity (easy), but internet will be available once we have it sorted.
The language is English, but some people will have to learn Portuguese (we have one or two speakers already).
>>973210
That's just, like, your opinion, man.

>>973150

yeah, destroy all trees, so it's a wasteland!

I'VE JUST SPOTTED A LITTLE PROBLEM

in this otherwise awesome project. :|

Where is this island (it's really more of a cay from the size of it) located?

>>973230
>>potable water, friends and family, education, good food and all-around comfortable living conditions
We will have all of those things except family (unless you bring them) and you can always call or email your family.
But if you really don't want to live, I'll be satisfied with you eating your hat.

>>973246
I see the problem now, where are the traps?

>>973245
We've thought of that- there's plenty to go around. Trust me.
>>973246
We know -_-
We're looking for more females.

>>973249
Off the coast of Brazil. It's near Marapanim, which is close to the capital of Para, Belem.

>>973257
>But if you really don't want to live,

Define: "Living"

This nation is bound to fail as a nation, seeing as there will be about 5 women on the island. Plus, this is 4chan, all the guys will be too nervous to talk to them anyway.

>>973246

no problem.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gang_bang

>>973275
Residing, dwelling. You know?
>>973280
The lack of women is a problem which we seek to remedy, possibly by advertising on a website with more of them.

Coffee/Tobacco plantation and fishing the fuck out of the place would probably lead to a trade agreement.

>>973286
It seemed like you were saying that if I don't join your island, I'm not "really living." You could understand why I'd think that, considering the theme of the video.

>>973283
Well, I was thinking more http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Polyandry
But a gang-bang is fine too.

it's like i am really in a retarded filthy 60s hippie commune again

>>973294
That may have been subconsciously implied, but not intentionally.

>>973296

>again

filthy hippy!

Sage

Jesus here, king of the forums here to half heartedly answer your shitty faggy /int/ questions.

>>973289
Tobacco and coffee [spoiler]and weed[/spoiler] will be grown, but fishing will only be on a small-scale. We don't need that much to survive.

>>973295

well, one doesn't exclude the other.

>>973246

lol. also half of the women are probably trolls.

Should buy an atoll. Atolls are god tier for small islands.

>>972963
Anononia is pronounced Anonia, anyway. It was named Anononia for lulz.

Cool story bro, 4chan hates everyone, including ourselves.

We'd go extinct.

>>973326

Fuck off, i hate /int/.

faggot.

>>973339
Why so mad?

>>973335
Who's we? Have you really decided to join us? :3

okay gimme questions i'll answer. begrudingly.

>>973361
Pirate attack. What do?

>>973375

a barrel roll

and shoot them with our fucking guns.

next faggot. go

>>973380
So you have arms. How will you filter the crazies?

>>973385
I'd kill everyone

>>973385

We don't let crazies onto the island.

next /int/bumboy go.

>>973393
How will you handle overpopulation?

>>973398
By the time overpopulation becomes a problem, we will consider the project a success. And the mainland is a short boat ride away.

>>973398

We don't let people in after a certian population.

After birth growth we expand north and south into other islands that are available.

Next gay.

>>973417
What if your island is annexed?

it would be awesome, anonia sounds like the only country i would leave Mexico for

>>973424
Meh. I don't think we pose enough of a threat to bother with it. Technically, it's already part of Brazil so annexation is a non-issue. When we try to secede, we will bring it to the attention of the UN and the media and bring out the sympathy card.

>>973457
How will you get the funds to import food and water?

>>973457
as an anon nation i doubt we have any credibility to pull the symphaty card

>>973462
Import?! Haha.
Well, we may import some, but our main sustinance will be growing crops (probably with permaculture for a high, dense yield and less labour), fishing, farming, etc.

>>973462
We plan to produce our own food on the island. Water is easy to come by; it's a rain forest. Any products that are a necessity will be imported.

To attain funds:
We're considering the selling of a proxy server as well as considering the setting up of a website to gain funds through advertising.

>>973485
Oh, I forgot to add: fresh, clean water will be abundant but so we don't use it all up, we have been planning methods of making sea water safe to drink. It's all on the foru,.

>>973475
Whether we're anon, or not, we're 300 people causing no disturbance and posing no threat to anyone.

We would get sympathy.

>>973488
Yyyyyup. This will most definitely fail.

>>973504
Explain.

>>973504

FUCK OF YOU MOTHERFUCKING DICK SUCKING INTFAG YOU COCKMOTHERFUCKER WANKER DICK SHIT SHOTACON FUCKING SCARED FAGGOT PUSSY, GO SUCK YOUR FATHERS DICK FOR A PENNY AND COME BACK HERE QHEN YOUR A MAN GTFO

Ignore this man >>973514
He is a Scot and he is drunk.

they are all so young o.o
i would be like a granny there...

retards call other retard, retards.

I am the only one on this planet, along with my best friend, who are not retards.

what about tourism? fags that dont want to move to the island but still want to go for a short period of time are going to be allowed?

>>973533

No, tourism for first few years. anon aeons and i decided and we're mods

>>973526
Granny? If you're a female then I reckon you'd be respected highly because they are few and far between.
>>973533
No tourism for a long time, however, if you're an anon then there may be exceptions to the rule.

>>973526
We could do with some older folks. How old are you?
>>973533
Not tourists for a long time. We want this to be our own island, free from intrusion.

>>973548
I forgot to add that any tourist who comes would have to be willing to work for his/her own sustenance.

>>973564

yeh wathcever

>>973549

i´m 26. i find, you need a few more older people, i mean not like 60, but people who arent only students for example to see what kind of abilities they learned and can bring in etc.
you know what i mean?
if you have mostly computer guys, but your society is based on farming and stuff, you will need some guys who have a clue or you will have to buy stuff from outside. which to avoid is your goal, as i understood it.

now the think we all really want to know, age of consent?

>>973568
Exactly, which is a good way of keeping tourists away.

This sounds like a positive anarchist commune, what do you do when someone starts reading up on Plato and creates a monopoly of violence?

basically, what happens if the strongest guys don't like the way things are run?

>>973579
There is not much you can do about that... In any society, large or small. If 70% of the populace want something then they'll get it.

However, I can't see this happening because the constituition and laws are all being decided and compromised before we begin to make movements into settling onto the island. If someone begins to cause mass-disruption to the project and puts the whole thing at risk then they will probably be kick-banned from the island.

Good question. This will most likely be discussed on the forum.

>>973572
Not completely decided on. We will look on it with common sense- late teenagers with other teens and stuff is fine. Age differences need to be sensible, basically. No kiddy-raep, ok?
>>973571
We have people with the necessary skills. You'd be surprised.
>>973579
lol, I created a zip file with political books in it, containing Plato. Read on the overview and forum for our political structure.

>>973631

Yes but the problem with trying to ban the strongest is that the strongest can just turn around and punch you. That's the point I was raising; laws don't apply unless the state has the monopoly of violence. Since there is no state then it is simply survival of the fittest.

>>973674
Power will be in everyone's hands. The closest we will get to a state is the Council of Elders, who are there for dispute resolution.
If people start being mega dicks, we can always b& them from the island. Ever heard of a mob, too?

>>973688

So the mob rules then? What happens when the mob gets out of control?

Another concern of mine is that there seems to be a lot of talk on the forums about senates and congress and courts and judges. Yet there doesn't exist a communual farming policy, how are these people going to survive?

>>973572
21.
live with it

>>973707
There is someone on the forums who wants a communist island. After much deliberation, the co-operatives are now optional for those who want to work long hours for more security in case their crop fails or whatever (that's the plan anyway).
And where is this talk of congress and courts and judges? That would be the Council of Elders, and really that's a part-time job (just like everything). We're a small island of between 300 and 1000 (absolute max) people. We don't need an elaborate law-making and justice system. Severe crimes will be kickban. It's all on the forum.

>>973707
There are discussions of it across a few fora;
-Goelogical/Environmental,
-Economical.
And a few others.

In answer to your question, as I was getting at earlier. the constitution will be decided before arrival so complete disagreement will be unlikely. With the system we have, everyone should be represented.

The majority's wants would be discussed by the elders and a reasonable deal would be found to suit their needs. There would be no need in an uprising.

>>973731
Not yet fully discussed.
Although I'd say: It would probably be consensual. However, anything under 13 would break the 4th degree of faggotry.

The concept of a country run by bottom-of-the-barrel image board users is intellectually bankrupt. Anybody genuinely putting any effort into this are participating in an exercise in futility.

Enjoy your AIDS.

>>973854
We will, thank you.
Nigger.

>>973854
This guy is right. Do the people who take this seriously understand how difficult this will be? This has obviously been set up by some Nigerian prince.

So what are you guys gonna do if the glaciers melt and flood your island?

>>973982
We all understand how difficult it will be, and we're all willing to put in the effort to make it work. I can understand your skepticism.
>>973993
Err...

So, I'm still in high school. If this whole thing goes well, would there still be a place for me say, eight, ten years from now, once I've finished with college and everything? Also, I'm a girl, if that makes any difference.

>>974026
Beware of rape.

>>974026
Of course and
>>a girl
Yes! Please!
How old are you? because I'm not too old and, you know...

>>974059
I have a feeling that this is going to end up being a Jonestown type of thing.

I will nuke your island for a retarded reason, because I'm a retard, and you wont have nukes, and I will.

btw, I am i r the smart one, and you are retard, agree with me or I will nuke your island.

Who wants to live on an island with a bunch of fat white dudes?

>>974067
No Jonestown, I promise.
Mainly because we're not led by a religious nutjob; we only have a couple of religious people (and only moderates); we're not trying to create a commie paradise- just a place where some semblance of freedom exists; the age of consent will be reasonable and men will be fucking killed if they dare rape our women (ever read The Moon is a Harsh Mistress?).

>>974059
Ok, awesome. 'Cept I'll have to pass in the internet-boyfraaan thing; I'm 16. Maybe in a decade if you guys manage to make your own country.

>>974115
reported

>>974116
oh, cruel world.

Good idea.
Form an allegiance with my island nation.

>>974115
My name's litfag on the forum, btw.

>>974122
Ask on the forum. It best be a real island and not an imaginary 'micronation'.

>>974152
Occupying a decently- sized desert island, put our flag there. That count?

I don't think anyone would really want to live on an island full of racist bastards.

>>974164
Yeah, ok. Put it to the community and we'll see.

>>974116

>>974181
Actually, the one true racist who joined made a thread which was locked because he was whinging about us letting blacks and whatever in.

1. Have you studied the soil of the island and determined its arability? Do you realize that you need to rotate crops to keep the soil from turning to dust?
2. How are you going to produce anything so you can trade for food and water on the mainland?
3. Do you know how to make houses so they don't, you know, fall down?
4. How much of the population will actually be willing to do all the work required in building, once they actually get there?
5. How do you plan on dealing with the insect population, food-borne and water-borne diseases, injuries, infections, unexpected accidents?
6. When the time comes, a lot of the people who said they were going aren't going to go. Stuff like this often sounds like a good idea until the time comes to actually do it.

This is going to develop into a humanitarian crisis, and I am going to laugh when that happens.

This is a horrible idea. I mean who the fuck would want to spend there life on a fucking small island with a bunch of guys from /b/? Plus this whole thing sounds like a giant scam and absolutely impossible. This can only end in tears.

>>1. Have you studied the soil of the island and determined its arability? Do you realize that you need to rotate crops to keep the soil from turning to dust?

Yes. And we're doing permaculture, most likely, so no need to rotate crops.

>>2. How are you going to produce anything so you can trade for food and water on the mainland?

We grow our own food, water is abundant but sea water can be filtered if necessary.

>>3. Do you know how to make houses so they don't, you know, fall down?

Plans are on the forums- simple houses at least are easy to do. We have a few people with construction skills.

>>4. How much of the population will actually be willing to do all the work required in building, once they actually get there?

People help other people and get help back. You can build a house yourself if you want, or just sleep in a tent or under the stars. It's really up to people how much work they want to put in.

>>5. How do you plan on dealing with the insect population, food-borne and water-borne diseases, injuries, infections, unexpected accidents?

Mosquito nets, doctors and medicine.

>>6. When the time comes, a lot of the people who said they were going aren't going to go. Stuff like this often sounds like a good idea until the time comes to actually do it.

You may be right. We'll have to see. But if we recruit 500 people and 300 come, I'd call that a success. And remember, we have 273 members after one measly month.