I got a haircut in Chengdu. It took three hours.

Went to Murrikka.

Never again =[

While visiting a friend in Japan, walking to a restaurant for lunch, some guy in a balaclava darted around a corner and flipped up some poor girl's skirt and yanked down her underwear. He then ran in my direction, so I sprinted toward him, being the gentleman I am. He saw me coming and tried to slow down, but I jumped at him, elbows forward (I saw it in a Tony Jaa movie, once...) and knocked him on his ass. My friend and I spent a half hour sorting it out with the cops. Apparently, they weren't too keen on vigilantism.

>>878500

>>878456
Had some Korean in Canada cut my hair. Turned out really bad.

>>878481
What states did you visit?

Went to Ukraine.
People were very rude and mean.
Left real quick

>>878521
Mine turned out fine but the guy was meticulous. Took forever. A friend on the same trip has the barber fuck his hair up so badly he asked to get his head shaved instead.

Went to Tokyo Japan for a week vacation and a bunch of Japanese dudes beating up a Filipino in the middle of a street in the afternoon. Next day, I saw a protest with a black bus and the protesters stared at me for not having a slanted-eyes.

Fuck Tokyo in the nuts but places outside of Tokyo are better.

>>878545
And you're from where?

Back in 1977 I went to Poland with my Dad to visit
my bazillion aunts, uncles and cousins but for two
weeks we were on a bus tour with a bunch of other
WWII ex-pat Poles and their kids seeing the sites.

One day we're rolling down the road through the
countryside and crest a hill and suddenly the bus
pulls to the side and I notice the driver and tour
guide look like they're going to shit bricks.

I look out the window and see a (BRDM-1) armored
car and a handful of cops with AK-47s. Neat-o!

A cop boards the bus and says something to the
tour guide and all the ex-pat tourists get out their
wallets and start tossing $5 and $10 bills into a hat,
which the guide hands over to the cop and then
we're back on our way.

I ask my dad; "what was that?"

Dad: "kurwa ZOMO!"

>>878808
Nationally-employed road pirates?

> > "kurwa ZOMO!"
>
> Nationally-employed road pirates?

Essentially. There were probably 20-30
tourists on the bus so I figure the ZOMO
goons made at least $200 American in
10 mins.

But the greenbacks wouldn't be used to
actually buy stuff, it would be used to bribe
other government employees so the ZOMO
goons and their families could move the
"head of the line" for stuff like a phone in
their apartment and other hard to get goodies
back during the bad old days of communism.

I went to Canada. I peed on a bank.

True story.

In the early nineties I impregnated a number of Manchester sluts, and haven't been back to Lancashire since- London, but no Lancashire.

>>878830
They were supposed to be riot police but, as in commie states, shit got corrupted.

I went to France for a weekend break. It got ruined by the Pope for reasons entirely nothing to do with sex abuse by priests.

I saw John Paul give a sermon in the mid-80s and it was fucking fantastic- although, when he was young and spry, Catholic girls were all over him like he was the hottest Backstreet Boy.

Swede here

Went to Detroit
Saw a lot of homeless niggers
Went back home and laughed at America

>>879065
Even dead, he's still hotter than Ben 16

I went to Colombia once. I bogotá i fucked 3 bitches. Feels good man

>>879077
I don't believe you. No one goes to Detroit.

>>879077

for real?

>>879077

1.Went to Wales,
2. got attacked while urinating
3. beat up attacker
4. Bouncers beat the shit out of me
5.????
6. did not profit

>>879113

OI M8 Y U PISSIN ON THAT WALL INNIT INNIT INNIT INNIT

>>879102

Yep

And when I say a lot, I mean a fuck load of homeless niggers. I saw one nigger sitting in a wheelchair screaming to me: YUNG MAHN, help me to cross the street

>>879110

ITT: Americans butthurt over their failed negro population

>>878523

Sorry it took forever to respond.

I went to California to go to Universal Studios Hollywood.

Went to Florida to see Disney World

Went to texas for the culture

Went to New York to see the technology


Place sucked balls.

I returned back to my Motherland.

>>879142
Not really butthurt, just doesn't make sense for anyone to go to Detroit. Humans stopped living there a long time ago.

>>879144
>go to tourist traps
>complain that it sucks

Should have gone to DC.

>>879151

lol, say what you want, but there are niggers (homeless niggers) all over Detroit and that, my friend, is a fact.

>>879163
Yeah. Which is why we question why you would want to go there.

>>879163
>niggers
>humans

You see the difference? All the humans moved to the suburbs and now those are probably going to empty out too.

>>879162

>D.C.

niggah, you just went full retard.

Why the fuck would I go to a place that has a high crime rate?

>>879185
Most places aren't too bad and there are some decent museums, sites, etc. Just gotta avoid black areas.

I've seen some pretty nasty shit, but one kinda takes the cake.

I was in Israel for about a few months working with Teva, the biggest of the Israeli pharmaceutical companies. Now, as an American completely unwilling to learn anything more than basic Hebrew I figured it would be best to just live in Tel Aviv (where everyone spoke English) and make the commute out to Petah Tikwa. The second Intifada had pretty much wound down and while the Israels were still being their vigilant callous old selves most of the Americans pretty much settled into our old way of living back in the states.

Sure enough, one day, an explosion not more than 3 blocks away rocks the absolute shit out this resturant. Didn't know what the hell it was, Tel Aviv had not been bombed for what people said was about a year and I had pretty much grown immune to the fear of the suicide attacks. Once I got my bearings I walked outside and just kind of watched the whole thing unfold. It was terrifying, and as much as I told myself to not pick a side in the Arab-Israeli conflict before I headed over there I couldn't help but feel awful for those people. I knew Israel has never been very kind to the Palestinians, but sometimes you just have to see the carnage of that war to believe it.

>>878559
>Next day, I saw a protest with a black bus and the protesters stared at me for not having a slanted-eyes.

I'm afraid you got your first taste of uyoko dantai: Japanese right wingers

>>879185

The Mall is pretty docile.

>>879135
Why? What would possess you to visit Detroit? There's not even anything worth visiting nearby...

>>879185
Well, let's see.
American center of government
Dozens of museums
Fantastic Ethiopian food
Cool landmarks

And it's fine if you just stay out of the nigger infested areas.

>>879217

PROBLEM?

I've been to the UK in 2006 and 2008. In 2008 I learned the hard way that the instant the clock hits 5pm, most shops call it day and close for the rest of the day.

It happened in Nottinghamshire, England, I went to nearby town of Beeston for most of the day before I went to the Nottingham city center for the afternoon. At the time I arrived by train at 4pm and when I was about to buy some stuff, they were preparing to shut down. One by one when I walked past, every store I see was closing down.

Even though I managed to get some stuff during the close down, it was very shocking as an American that in the UK, stores operate strictly on a 9am-5pm schedule. Unless you are at London, where the times merely extend to 9am-9pm.