Because they're canadians.

>Implying retard is pronounced "rey-tarrd"

>>877577
>implying it's not

>>877577
>implying that didn't sound like "ray-tard"

OH NO, LOOK OUT FOR THE TARD RAY

>>877581
>Implying you were a one man wolf pack

>Why is it that Earth is such a beautiful planet to look at and explore, but its citizens are retards?

ftfy

>>877577
>>877581
>>877587
>>877591
>Implying the Hangover was a good movie

>>877602
>Implying this thread isn't about implying implications that were not implied

>>877604
>implying it wasn't

>>877604
>Implying you're not a faggot

>>877602
>Implying humans are a beautiful planet and the Earth is a citizen of retards

>Green text thread

>>877652

>Fuck year

>>877652
>>877655
>Implying this is awesome

No.

>>877672

>implying it isnt

>>877672
>implying it isnt

>>877673
>Implying anyone should take the OP seriously when he pronounces retard like reh-tahrd

>Implying this isn't either an epic samefag or legendary hivemind

>>877681
>Implying serious people don't pronounce retard like rehtard
>Implying you're not a troll

>>877587
>Implying Canada doesn't use tard rays as WMDs

>implying i am human

>Implying OP isn't mad that his thread got derailed.

>>877713
>Implying you are a sentient penis

>>877619
>Implying I ever said I wasn't
>Implying I'm not going to fuck your ass

>Canada
>beautiful
>climate is boring and lacks diversity
>beautiful

>beating this shit into the ground

>>877754
>Implying there isn't diversity between the snow arctic, warm and rainy west coast, cloudy and cool mountains, cold and dry prairies, cold and wet northern ON/QC, hot and dry southern ON, and cool and rainy east coast
>Implying you know anything about the climate outside your prison cell

>>877761
>Implying you don't have a shit fetish and would enjoy that

>>877764
>implying you're not splitting hairs in a desperate attempt to hide your butthurt
>implying I'm not enjoying myself in my prison cell while sitting near a window where I can look on the beautiful scenery in the USA

>Implying those kids aren't from Columbine High School

>>877772
>Implying you don't live in Nigeria
>Implying you aren't being raped right now, as you type

>>877774
>Implying Bines come in Columns

>>877779
>Implying this is relevant to our discussion

>>877772
>Implying I'm trying to hide my butthurt
>Implying my butt isn't recovering from being hurt

>>877776
>implying I don't live in the glorious USA
>implying I can't type, get raped and enjoy the scenery all at the same time
>implying you're not just jealous because you live in an igloo

>>877792
>Implying I don't enjoy my igloo and keep bears in it all the time, though I prefer vodka

>>877800
>implying bears wouldn't wreck your shit if you tried to drink them

>>877800
>implying your igloo hasn't been overrun by drunk natives
>implying you're not sitting on the edge of the igloo crying as we type

hurr

durr

>>877790
>implying I didn't already know that's the case for all 30 million Canadians
>implying I'm not fapping while thinking of how superior the USA is to Canada

derp derp derp derp derp

>>877817
>>877819
>>877828
>implying you're not bumping this pretty decent green text thread

>>877816
>Implying I'm not having a rocking house party, and those natives aren't my friends
>Implying blubber chips aren't fucking tasty
>Implying you shouldn't come up here and enjoy the party

>>877752
>Implying I'm not blowing my load inside yours right now.

>>877826
>Implying you don't have really weird fetishes

Intelligent reply incoming

Canada is actually amazing. Everyone here is considerate and quite enjoyable to be around. People hold doors open everywhere for you.

>>877817
>>877819
>>877828
>Implying derp derp derp isn't hurr durr durr derp

>>877856
>implying you should take op seriously when he says stupid stuff like reh-tard

>>877846
>implying I wouldn't eat all the blubber chips and irritate everyone
>implying I could find my way through the monotonous frozen labyrinth that is Canada to said party

>>877849
>>877850
>implying these posts don't turn me on

>>877889
>Implying you couldn't find the directions on Google Maps
>Implying I don't have like, 10 bags of blubber chips in the pantry

>>877889
>implying you shouldn't bring a sword to fight the monsters of the labyrinth and rescue the princess

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>>877781
>Implying Amanda Bines is funny

>IMPLYING YOUR FUCKING BEAR

>>877902
>implying I wouldn't drive up there to eat those chips
>implying I wouldn't stop at the beer store or LCBO on the way to get the natives more riled up

>>877917
>Implying it isn't spelled Amanda Bynes
>Implying you wouldn't tap that

>Implying hurp derp isn't durr herp

>>877673
>Implying that an American made this thread.

>>877924
>Implying I am not a fucking bear

>>877942
>Implying the OP hasn't long since jumped ship

>>877907
>implying I don't have a WWII sword in my closet that my grandfather took off some dead Jap on some God forsaken island
>implying the Canadian border guard isn't so lax I wouldn't be able to get it in quite easily
>implying you implied any of the implications I accused you of implying and I'm not lost in a fog of implications

>>877950
>Implying the ship isn't at the docks and OP isn't sucking a huge cock as we speak.

>implying an implication that was implied before the implier implied that you were implying his implication that you yourself implied while plying you implied.
I can't believe you just read all of that, you faggot.

you're a faggot aren't you? yes you are. good job being a faggot, faggot.

>>877956
>Implying he isn't waiting to give you your quest and will not pay 50 gold for each monster slain

>>877975
>Implying I am not a proud homosexual

>>877982
>Implying you and 877975 wouldn't be a cute couple

Since this thread has gone off the tracks, what are good mods for playing Europa Universalis 3?

>>877968
>implying he wouldn't like that cock jammed into his mouth

>>878033
>Implying you can hijack an already hijacked thread
>Implying you shouldn't start a new thread

>>878055
>Implying I wanted to see a little girl
>Implying I didnt want to see a little GRILL

>Implying this isn't how trolls should be handled from now on.

>implying this isn't the best thread on /int

>>878055
>Implying her penis is bigger than your mom's

>implying trolling is a art

>implying this isn't the first thread on /int/ in weeks that makes Canadians look good

>scroll through thread
>nothing but a sea of greentext
>implying
>my face

Best thread on /tv/.

>>878137
>Implying this is /tv/

>>878137
>Best thread on /tv/.
>/tv/.

Canada makes everything beautiful! Even derailing a topic to make a better topic!

>>878179
>implying I'm not Canadan

>>878179
>>878205
Owned and exposed.

>ITT: green text

>implying the implicator implied an implication which implicated an implication

>>878445
>Implying you own an exposed