Anonymous
11/04/12(Sun)09:07
No.6572456

Anonymous 11/04/12(Sun)09:07 No.6572456

Replies: >>6572543 >>6574213

Feels like being in the EU.

Anonymous
11/04/12(Sun)09:07
No.6572457

Anonymous 11/04/12(Sun)09:07 No.6572457

>>6572437 (OP)
Uhh
We like to be nazis
You already know this, right?

Anonymous
11/04/12(Sun)09:07
No.6572461

Anonymous 11/04/12(Sun)09:07 No.6572461

My autism senses are tingling.

SAN MARCO !!AERZsIlTQTJ
11/04/12(Sun)09:07
No.6572462

SAN MARCO !!AERZsIlTQTJ 11/04/12(Sun)09:07 No.6572462

Replies: >>6572493 >>6572521

Very well, despite Italy still being intact.
Still ..
> Costantinople still turkish
> that huge Croatia
> that huge Hungary
> english Cyprus and Malta

Anonymous
11/04/12(Sun)09:09
No.6572474

Anonymous 11/04/12(Sun)09:09 No.6572474

>>6572437 (OP)

I can live with this

Ad Gloriam
11/04/12(Sun)09:10
No.6572478

Ad Gloriam 11/04/12(Sun)09:10 No.6572478

>Nazis, USSR and Brits were our neighbour.

Feels panic man.

Anonymous
11/04/12(Sun)09:11
No.6572482

Anonymous 11/04/12(Sun)09:11 No.6572482

cool we have a sea now

Anonymous
11/04/12(Sun)09:11
No.6572485

Anonymous 11/04/12(Sun)09:11 No.6572485

I'm okay with this.

Anonymous
11/04/12(Sun)09:11
No.6572489

Anonymous 11/04/12(Sun)09:11 No.6572489

Imagining what it would have been like if Germany won WW2? Original, I like it!

Anonymous
11/04/12(Sun)09:11
No.6572492

Anonymous 11/04/12(Sun)09:11 No.6572492

Replies: >>6574151

10/10 would bang

Anonymous
11/04/12(Sun)09:11
No.6572493

Anonymous 11/04/12(Sun)09:11 No.6572493

Replies: >>6572507

>>6572462
>that huge Croatia
You know that is our historical territory except Syrmia which was added through later centuries?

Anonymous
11/04/12(Sun)09:12
No.6572501

Anonymous 11/04/12(Sun)09:12 No.6572501

Ahh... Merchant free europe, what can I say, a man can dream...

Anonymous
11/04/12(Sun)09:13
No.6572507

Anonymous 11/04/12(Sun)09:13 No.6572507

Replies: >>6572651

>>6572493
That is historical territory of every nation that exist today on Balkans. Because this is great clusterfuck.

Anonymous
11/04/12(Sun)09:13
No.6572510

Anonymous 11/04/12(Sun)09:13 No.6572510

Replies: >>6572527 >>6572536

uh oh.
germoney is being of nazi again.

Anonymous
11/04/12(Sun)09:13
No.6572515

Anonymous 11/04/12(Sun)09:13 No.6572515

File: 1352038438967.png-(245 KB, 680x978, 1346833773589.png)

SIEG HEIL :D

Ανώνυμος
11/04/12(Sun)09:14
No.6572521

Ανώνυμος 11/04/12(Sun)09:14 No.6572521

>>6572462
Now that's a good question, how many of your countrymen see Malta as a rightful clay?

Anonymous
11/04/12(Sun)09:15
No.6572527

Anonymous 11/04/12(Sun)09:15 No.6572527

File: 1352038530122.jpg-(869 KB, 1925x2800, 1351974677543.jpg)

>>6572510
>implying it isn't in our genes

Anonymous
11/04/12(Sun)09:16
No.6572536

Anonymous 11/04/12(Sun)09:16 No.6572536

Replies: >>6572576

>>6572510
OP here. Your point is valid. Hard to imagine stability under sick nazi fucks or even Hitler himself.

Let's just assume a democratic Reich (oxymoron, I know)

Anonymous
11/04/12(Sun)09:17
No.6572542

Anonymous 11/04/12(Sun)09:17 No.6572542

Much better than today's borders.

Anonymous
11/04/12(Sun)09:17
No.6572543

Anonymous 11/04/12(Sun)09:17 No.6572543

>>6572456
Fucking this.

Anonymous
11/04/12(Sun)09:17
No.6572552

Anonymous 11/04/12(Sun)09:17 No.6572552

>>6572437 (OP)
feelsgoodman.jpg

Anonymous
11/04/12(Sun)09:18
No.6572560

Anonymous 11/04/12(Sun)09:18 No.6572560

Replies: >>6572564 >>6572577

>>6572437 (OP)
How is this any different then the EU dictaorshit of today? The only difference is that glorious Britannia is free.

Anonymous
11/04/12(Sun)09:20
No.6572564

Anonymous 11/04/12(Sun)09:20 No.6572564

Replies: >>6572578 >>6572580

>>6572560
>Britania
>Glorious
Pick one.

Anonymous
11/04/12(Sun)09:20
No.6572576

Anonymous 11/04/12(Sun)09:20 No.6572576

>>6572536
>From 1942, the Nazi leader Adolf Hitler received daily injections of methamphetamine from his personal physician, Dr Theodor Morell. The Führer was also familiar with cocaine.

Anonymous
11/04/12(Sun)09:21
No.6572577

Anonymous 11/04/12(Sun)09:21 No.6572577

Replies: >>6573702

>>6572560
>No merchant
>No US influence
>No outside immigration
>Glorious ordnung
>Everyone drives VW

Pick all

Anonymous
11/04/12(Sun)09:21
No.6572578

Anonymous 11/04/12(Sun)09:21 No.6572578

>>6572564
englandistan is perpetually stuck in the past.

Anonymous
11/04/12(Sun)09:21
No.6572580

Anonymous 11/04/12(Sun)09:21 No.6572580

Replies: >>6572611

>>6572564
Polan criticizing anyone. Shut the fuck up and get back to cleaning my toilet you damn polack.

Anonymous
11/04/12(Sun)09:24
No.6572611

Anonymous 11/04/12(Sun)09:24 No.6572611

>>6572580
We should kick it out from the reich

Anonymous
11/04/12(Sun)09:26
No.6572633

Anonymous 11/04/12(Sun)09:26 No.6572633

Replies: >>6572643

Imagine you could pick up a blonde in Norway, stop by in the Netherlands to buy some weed and drive further south to enjoy italian cuisine with her and not even leave your fucking county.

This is the better United States. This is AWESOME!

Anonymous
11/04/12(Sun)09:27
No.6572643

Anonymous 11/04/12(Sun)09:27 No.6572643

Replies: >>6572657 >>6572669

>>6572633
But could we go to allies countries?

Anonymous
11/04/12(Sun)09:27
No.6572651

Anonymous 11/04/12(Sun)09:27 No.6572651

>>6572507
>That is historical territory of every nation
I could go with 80 years of Bosnian kingdom but hey, Serbia never set foot from Bihać to Drina. You forgot why you claim Bosnia. Because of Serbs living there.
Bosnia was ours since the first kings(with a small exception during the Ottoman rise and making of their kingdom. Still, after the fall of their kingdom, we held Una territories until Turks conquered them and left us with this croissant.
Here:
http://books.google.hr/books?id=B6xNIF-9PmgC&pg=PA60&lpg=PA60&dq=a+ripa+Danubii+usque+ad
+mare+Dalmaticum&source=bl&ots=6_c8RZ1vQO&sig=YJAvCYSUx1J9de7VOzt66He7ODE&hl=en&
sa=X&ei=k_9lUJiEFYXGswbC2oCIAg&ved=0CB4Q6AEwAA#v=onepage&q&f=false

Anonymous
11/04/12(Sun)09:28
No.6572657

Anonymous 11/04/12(Sun)09:28 No.6572657

Replies: >>6572694

>>6572643
OP said war is over, ofcourse you can!

Anonymous
11/04/12(Sun)09:29
No.6572669

Anonymous 11/04/12(Sun)09:29 No.6572669

Replies: >>6572692 >>6572694

>>6572643
of course, Schengen does not even start to describe what you could do then

Anonymous
11/04/12(Sun)09:31
No.6572692

Anonymous 11/04/12(Sun)09:31 No.6572692

Replies: >>6572704 >>6572737

>>6572669
Implying we would let in fascists. This is obviously a universe where we came to our senses returned to splendid isolation and continued on with our planned full union for Britain, Canada, auz and kiwis

Anonymous
11/04/12(Sun)09:31
No.6572693

Anonymous 11/04/12(Sun)09:31 No.6572693

File: 1352039501518.jpg-(138 KB, 600x854, zeppelinnevski.jpg)

Good times.

Anonymous
11/04/12(Sun)09:31
No.6572694

Anonymous 11/04/12(Sun)09:31 No.6572694

>>6572657
>>6572669
N... Nice ...

Anonymous
11/04/12(Sun)09:32
No.6572704

Anonymous 11/04/12(Sun)09:32 No.6572704

Replies: >>6572750 >>6572803

>>6572692
who even cares about you british, we have party in our reich

Anonymous
11/04/12(Sun)09:34
No.6572737

Anonymous 11/04/12(Sun)09:34 No.6572737

Replies: >>6572758 >>6572830

>>6572692
i'm with this guy.
fuck fascists. whenever i see someone on 4chan saying "yay nazi germany!" all i can think of is some pimple-faced kid trying to be edgy.

Anonymous
11/04/12(Sun)09:35
No.6572750

Anonymous 11/04/12(Sun)09:35 No.6572750

>>6572704
right. of course Kazantip would also be part of the Reich

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wt73X9DpQtU

Anonymous
11/04/12(Sun)09:35
No.6572756

Anonymous 11/04/12(Sun)09:35 No.6572756

File: 1352039748269.png-(129 KB, 950x785, Greater_Germanic_Reich.png)

>>6572437 (OP)

Feelsgoodman.jpg

There's a problem with the map though, this is not what it would look like if the war stopped.
Hitler and most other high ranking Nazi's were Pan-Germanistic, so it wouldn't just be the Great German Reich, but the Germanic Reich, which would include the Netherlands, Belgium, Denmark, Norway, Northern-France and that north-eastern piece of Italy under Austria.

Pic related.

Anonymous
11/04/12(Sun)09:36
No.6572758

Anonymous 11/04/12(Sun)09:36 No.6572758

Replies: >>6572806

>>6572737
You don't know our history. Nazis, at least for us, were not that bad.

Anonymous
11/04/12(Sun)09:36
No.6572769

Anonymous 11/04/12(Sun)09:36 No.6572769

Replies: >>6577820

>muh Bosnia
>muh Lebensraum
feelsgoodman.mkv

Anonymous
11/04/12(Sun)09:39
No.6572800

Anonymous 11/04/12(Sun)09:39 No.6572800

File: 1352039975014.png-(253 KB, 1301x855, Map_of_Bulgaria_during_WWII.png)

Feels good man.

Anonymous
11/04/12(Sun)09:39
No.6572803

Anonymous 11/04/12(Sun)09:39 No.6572803

>>6572704
>Ask if he can go to allied countries.
>Gets rebuffed.
>Ss-hut up Britain-san I d-didn't want to visit you anyway baka!

Yeah okay sure, keep telling yourself that.

Anonymous
11/04/12(Sun)09:40
No.6572806

Anonymous 11/04/12(Sun)09:40 No.6572806

Replies: >>6572901 >>6573012

>>6572758
If the Nazis had won, they'd most likely liquidate the most of you. Sure the Soviet years were bad (deportations to Siberia and all that) but hey, you're alive today. Of the two evils for you, it was the "best", because we never saw the final project of the Germans as they lost, whereas Stalin in a wider sense "won".

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Generalplan_Ost

Anonymous
11/04/12(Sun)09:40
No.6572807

Anonymous 11/04/12(Sun)09:40 No.6572807

I could give less of a shit about Europe, but I wouldn't be too happy that Japan still had a lot of conquered territory. Not to mention no bombings.

Murrica sad.

Anonymous
11/04/12(Sun)09:42
No.6572830

Anonymous 11/04/12(Sun)09:42 No.6572830

Replies: >>6573005

>>6572737
Ameribro's can join anglo union to prepare against nazi if you want, you guys are still family in my view.

Anonymous
11/04/12(Sun)09:43
No.6572850

Anonymous 11/04/12(Sun)09:43 No.6572850

Finland

YES
YES
YES
YES

Anonymous
11/04/12(Sun)09:45
No.6572878

Anonymous 11/04/12(Sun)09:45 No.6572878

Replies: >>6572894

Switzerland is OK with this

Anonymous
11/04/12(Sun)09:46
No.6572894

Anonymous 11/04/12(Sun)09:46 No.6572894

Replies: >>6572958

>>6572878
but then you won't have your mountains of nazi gold...

Anonymous
11/04/12(Sun)09:47
No.6572901

Anonymous 11/04/12(Sun)09:47 No.6572901

Replies: >>6572935 >>6572974 >>6573020

>>6572806
>http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Generalplan_Ost
But that doesn't make any sense. Sure, we refused to join ss, but genetically and by blood we are similar to estonians, which would be saved.
Also, i believe most of that would be russians and jews, since like 50% of lithuania by then was occupied by jews.

Anonymous
11/04/12(Sun)09:47
No.6572906

Anonymous 11/04/12(Sun)09:47 No.6572906

File: 1352040465141.jpg-(56 KB, 500x600, 1349885121907.jpg)

>tfw no relative economic boom due to being "neutral"
>tfw probably pressured by neighbors
>tfw no more nazi monis for using our railways

no ty

Anonymous
11/04/12(Sun)09:49
No.6572935

Anonymous 11/04/12(Sun)09:49 No.6572935

Replies: >>6572969 >>6572974

>>6572901
But it does make sense because at that time there were no genetic studies like now days and I've read alot shit about Generalplan Ost they hated Poles the most and since we've been one nation some time ago they had the idea that we are heavily mixed with them so that's why the wanted to fuck us over.

Anonymous
11/04/12(Sun)09:50
No.6572947

Anonymous 11/04/12(Sun)09:50 No.6572947

Replies: >>6572995

why does cyprus gets to be british? just invade the damn thing and purify it

Anonymous
11/04/12(Sun)09:50
No.6572951

Anonymous 11/04/12(Sun)09:50 No.6572951

The place where i live was german anyway.
I don't know if even germans could handle empire of that size and many different nationalities though.
By "handle" i mean making it prosper and a leading world economy like Germany of today, not just keeping people under soldier's boots like CCCP.

Anonymous
11/04/12(Sun)09:51
No.6572958

Anonymous 11/04/12(Sun)09:51 No.6572958

Replies: >>6572983

>>6572894
We would have probably been annexed by them at some point so it's all OK.

Anonymous
11/04/12(Sun)09:51
No.6572969

Anonymous 11/04/12(Sun)09:51 No.6572969

Replies: >>6572988

>>6572935
that sucks

Anonymous
11/04/12(Sun)09:52
No.6572974

Anonymous 11/04/12(Sun)09:52 No.6572974

>>6572901
It makes sense like this guy wrote: >>6572935

Anonymous
11/04/12(Sun)09:52
No.6572983

Anonymous 11/04/12(Sun)09:52 No.6572983

Replies: >>6573024

>>6572958
Would you guys have allowed that to happen?
I was under the impression that your government has always been under the "just leave us the fuck out of it (also accepting nazi golds)" banner.

Anonymous
11/04/12(Sun)09:53
No.6572988

Anonymous 11/04/12(Sun)09:53 No.6572988

>>6572969
cheer up. today we like you tho!

Anonymous
11/04/12(Sun)09:53
No.6572995

Anonymous 11/04/12(Sun)09:53 No.6572995

>>6572947
It's already pure thats why its British.

Anonymous
11/04/12(Sun)09:54
No.6573005

Anonymous 11/04/12(Sun)09:54 No.6573005

Replies: >>6573019

>>6572830
No matter how much we may fight, you're still our father and we still love you.

Anonymous
11/04/12(Sun)09:55
No.6573012

Anonymous 11/04/12(Sun)09:55 No.6573012

Replies: >>6573133

>>6572806
But you don't really know if they would have really been able to do it or what sort of crazy plans Stalin might have had for the case of total victory, that he did not achieve.

Justifying the mass murders of civilians with claim 'nazis *would* have been even worse' and even demanding gratitude is not right. And this is what goes on in Russia at the highest levels. Could you imagine Germany making some rather large budget foundation for 'historical truth' and pump out articles about how the Jews had it coming and were criminals anyway. Well this thing is happening in today's Russia.

Anonymous
11/04/12(Sun)09:56
No.6573019

Anonymous 11/04/12(Sun)09:56 No.6573019

Replies: >>6573061

File: 1352040974699.jpg-(58 KB, 450x559, 1914-12-17.jpg)

>>6573005
Anglo bro fist!

Anonymous
11/04/12(Sun)09:56
No.6573020

Anonymous 11/04/12(Sun)09:56 No.6573020

Replies: >>6573066

>>6572901
>Sure, we refused to join ss

Lietuva, are you joking?

Actually, we know you're more nazi than Germany, you don't have to cover it.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NYjpd_3qrUQ

Anonymous
11/04/12(Sun)09:56
No.6573024

Anonymous 11/04/12(Sun)09:56 No.6573024

>>6572983
Switzerland did not want to be part or the German Reich and taking us would have cost them more troops than what they could gain from it. But if they had won the war, annexing would be the only option, that or slaughter 500k Swiss soldier. What we did in WWII was a dick move but you do what you can to survive.

Anonymous
11/04/12(Sun)09:57
No.6573033

Anonymous 11/04/12(Sun)09:57 No.6573033

I'm completely okay with this
Germany you are my greatest ally

Anonymous
11/04/12(Sun)09:59
No.6573061

Anonymous 11/04/12(Sun)09:59 No.6573061

Replies: >>6573082

File: 1352041155233.gif-(467 KB, 270x203, 1347425700145.gif)

>>6573019
Aww yeah! We'll bring Canada, Australia and NZ and have a big family reunion!

(I promise not to bring mom, I know you two still hate eachother)

Anonymous
11/04/12(Sun)09:59
No.6573066

Anonymous 11/04/12(Sun)09:59 No.6573066

>>6573020
Not back then

Anonymous
11/04/12(Sun)10:01
No.6573082

Anonymous 11/04/12(Sun)10:01 No.6573082

Replies: >>6573092 >>6573097

>>6573061
Who is this mother you speak of? Glorious Britannia sprung forth from the beautiful rolling green hills of Albion.

Anonymous
11/04/12(Sun)10:02
No.6573092

Anonymous 11/04/12(Sun)10:02 No.6573092

Replies: >>6573124 >>6573125

>>6573082
i think he's talking about france.

Anonymous
11/04/12(Sun)10:02
No.6573096

Anonymous 11/04/12(Sun)10:02 No.6573096

Replies: >>6573112 >>6573159

File: 1352041359503.jpg-(181 KB, 1176x1040, Valentine 1.jpg)

Cool, the Brits treated us better than the Danes anyways.

Anonymous
11/04/12(Sun)10:02
No.6573097

Anonymous 11/04/12(Sun)10:02 No.6573097

Replies: >>6573148 >>6573411

>>6573082
wrong. britannia was inbred from saxons and vikings.

you might as well stop being grumpy and join the Reich. don't be so childish

Ανώνυμος
11/04/12(Sun)10:04
No.6573112

Ανώνυμος 11/04/12(Sun)10:04 No.6573112

Replies: >>6573134

>>6573096
Hey man. Could you please open "Ask a Faroese anything" thread?

Anonymous
11/04/12(Sun)10:04
No.6573120

Anonymous 11/04/12(Sun)10:04 No.6573120

Maybe if the German reich was somewhat older and wasn't hassled by the war, it could have been economic powerful. Too bad I am not that racist.

Anonymous
11/04/12(Sun)10:04
No.6573124

Anonymous 11/04/12(Sun)10:04 No.6573124

>>6573092
Bingo. We don't bring her to reunions. It's shameful, and her and dad always get drunk and fight.

Anonymous
11/04/12(Sun)10:04
No.6573125

Anonymous 11/04/12(Sun)10:04 No.6573125

Replies: >>6573144 >>6573168

>>6573092
France? FRANCE!
Sir you have insulted my honour, to think you would imply that we spawned from those perverted, cowardly underhanded rapscallions is and insult to true britishmen anywhere. I shall die before we call our "mother" france. Tis a notion that thoroughly disgusts me.

Anonymous
11/04/12(Sun)10:05
No.6573126

Anonymous 11/04/12(Sun)10:05 No.6573126

Replies: >>6573135

KURWA FUG CHUJ

Anonymous
11/04/12(Sun)10:05
No.6573133

Anonymous 11/04/12(Sun)10:05 No.6573133

Replies: >>6573165

>>6573012
I'm basing this plausibilty of the fact that Stalin could've done whatever he wished for the peoples he reigned over -- which is what he did, too. He sent hundreds of thousands to their death, especially the years before the war (and the couple of years after the war, too). But up to his death, it decreased, whereas the Nazis had plans to systematically wipe out half of Europe for the next 100 years or so. I never justified it; I said that of TWO evils, overall, more people survived under Stalin then what would've happened if Hitler. There's a difference between a justification and pragmatisiscm. It was just so deep integrated in the Nazis' plan, that if Hitler died, and Rosenberg/Himmler were to continue, they wouldn't have stopped, whereas Stalin killed off so many party members that it was all a chaos. And what happened? Right after his death, there was a heavy deStalinificaton which showed that things got (slightly) better.

Anonymous
11/04/12(Sun)10:05
No.6573134

Anonymous 11/04/12(Sun)10:05 No.6573134

Replies: >>6573160

>>6573112
Maybe.

Anonymous
11/04/12(Sun)10:05
No.6573135

Anonymous 11/04/12(Sun)10:05 No.6573135

>>6573126
This.

Anonymous
11/04/12(Sun)10:06
No.6573144

Anonymous 11/04/12(Sun)10:06 No.6573144

Replies: >>6573183

>>6573125
no, he's talking about us.
you're the dad, and france is our mom, on account of how much they helped us out when we were trying to leave home.

Anonymous
11/04/12(Sun)10:07
No.6573148

Anonymous 11/04/12(Sun)10:07 No.6573148

>>6573097
I don't think so kraut, the anglos left to get away from you continental faggots. Why should we go back. Besides the fact even with them 80% of us can still trace back to the original Britons at the same time. We shall never surrender you german bastards.

Anonymous
11/04/12(Sun)10:07
No.6573159

Anonymous 11/04/12(Sun)10:07 No.6573159

>>6573096
That's because we love you like a little brothe faroe.

Ανώνυμος
11/04/12(Sun)10:07
No.6573160

Ανώνυμος 11/04/12(Sun)10:07 No.6573160

File: 1352041672845.jpg-(12 KB, 267x400, Acropolis by Moonlight, A(...).jpg)

>>6573134
Please?

Anonymous
11/04/12(Sun)10:08
No.6573165

Anonymous 11/04/12(Sun)10:08 No.6573165

Replies: >>6573253

>>6573133
to add: and that was the fundamental difference between Stalin and the Nazis. Stalin was much more unstable in the sense that he killed everyone; his party members hated him. the Nazis, on the other hand, were all part of one cause that would have lasted longer even if Hitler died.

Anonymous
11/04/12(Sun)10:08
No.6573168

Anonymous 11/04/12(Sun)10:08 No.6573168

Replies: >>6573260

>>6573125
Dad, calm down. We all know your parents were the Romans and Germanic barbarians. Have you already forgotten? Us and Canada were born because of that fling you had with France.

Anonymous
11/04/12(Sun)10:09
No.6573183

Anonymous 11/04/12(Sun)10:09 No.6573183

Replies: >>6573217

>>6573144
Good you had me insulted for a moment, I thought you were implying just because we had a norman infection for a while that you were calling us french. Yes keep that whench away from us. We already said no to a union with them after ww2 in this universe. We don't want a repeat of that horrible suggestion.

Anonymous
11/04/12(Sun)10:12
No.6573217

Anonymous 11/04/12(Sun)10:12 No.6573217

Replies: >>6573260

>>6573183
Do we have to bring Grandma? She's old and cranky, and she fucking smells like pasta 24/7.

Anonymous
11/04/12(Sun)10:14
No.6573253

Anonymous 11/04/12(Sun)10:14 No.6573253

Replies: >>6573315 >>6573364

>>6573165
I wonder what plans did they had to mixed people, like myself. I'm 1/6 french, 2/6 german and 3/6 Lithuanian

Anonymous
11/04/12(Sun)10:16
No.6573260

Anonymous 11/04/12(Sun)10:16 No.6573260

Replies: >>6573381

>>6573217
Don't even start saying we are related to rome, i already had a heart attack when I though you said we were related to france, never mind having to listen to "PASTAAAAAA" every two minutes.

>>6573168
Why you little. We aren't spawns of rome, those bastards stole our gold and clay! If you ever imply that us thoroughly thrashing the frogs and kicking them out of the new world was a (shudder) "fling" then I am just going to have to discipline you.

Anonymous
11/04/12(Sun)10:20
No.6573315

Anonymous 11/04/12(Sun)10:20 No.6573315

Replies: >>6573328

>>6573253
Deportation to Siberia.

Anonymous
11/04/12(Sun)10:21
No.6573328

Anonymous 11/04/12(Sun)10:21 No.6573328

Replies: >>6573405

>>6573315
Nazis? Siberia ? Wtf are you talking about?

Anonymous
11/04/12(Sun)10:24
No.6573363

Anonymous 11/04/12(Sun)10:24 No.6573363

>>6572437 (OP)
10/10
This would be great.

Anonymous
11/04/12(Sun)10:24
No.6573364

Anonymous 11/04/12(Sun)10:24 No.6573364

>>6573253
I dunno, he had an ambivalent view on most mixed people. For instance, he liked North Russians who weren't mixed with Tatars and who may have had Scandinavian blood in them. Yet he used plenty of Tatars as special forces against the Soviets. It's pretty strange; his racial theories were a lot of bull, really. Think of how he justified his dark appearance "hurr alpine race"; I'd guess he was Jewish if I didn't know who he was.

I'm mixed myself (Slavic & Germanic) so well, for my selfish part, I'm glad he didn't win.

Anonymous
11/04/12(Sun)10:25
No.6573381

Anonymous 11/04/12(Sun)10:25 No.6573381

Replies: >>6573577

>>6573260
Dad, I'm 229 years old and I have kids of my own. Those threats don't exactly work on me anymore.

Anonymous
11/04/12(Sun)10:27
No.6573405

Anonymous 11/04/12(Sun)10:27 No.6573405

Replies: >>6573417

>>6573328
His lebensraum (living space) plans were to deport a lot of Ukranians, Balts, Russians to Siberia. Poles and Czechs were to be exterminated, mostly. Some were "allowed" to work as farmers in Ukraine and S. Russia, with receiving school up to 5th grade in order to quell rebellions and such.

Anonymous
11/04/12(Sun)10:28
No.6573411

Anonymous 11/04/12(Sun)10:28 No.6573411

>>6573097
Angles are the superior race, continental Germanics are inferior.

The world belongs to the Enochian race.

Anonymous
11/04/12(Sun)10:28
No.6573417

Anonymous 11/04/12(Sun)10:28 No.6573417

Replies: >>6573457 >>6573461

>>6573405
Aww, now I'm glad he didn't win

TWAIN !etW8YWDwfY
11/04/12(Sun)10:30
No.6573439

TWAIN !etW8YWDwfY 11/04/12(Sun)10:30 No.6573439

Smells like war. Not even kidding, the only thing that kept Romania and Hungary from fighting each other was making themselves more agreable in Hitler's eyes by fighting the Soviets.

Anonymous
11/04/12(Sun)10:31
No.6573457

Anonymous 11/04/12(Sun)10:31 No.6573457

File: 1352043107437.jpg-(151 KB, 565x788, kaitseomakodumaad2.jpg)

>>6573417
This is bullshit allied propaganda, no documents proving this havent been found.

Anonymous
11/04/12(Sun)10:32
No.6573461

Anonymous 11/04/12(Sun)10:32 No.6573461

Replies: >>6573474 >>6574908

>>6573417
OP here. Please tell me you weren't glad just before now.

Hitler was a lunatic. His book Mein Kampf reads as satire, one cannot really conceive how anyone would at any time without burst out in laughter. Yet, all of this happened.

Well anyways, this thread was just intended to discuss the new border, not living within the Nazi regime. I do not doubt that none of us wanted to live there. Not even me as a "pure" German by third reich standards (which are of course bogus).

Anonymous
11/04/12(Sun)10:33
No.6573474

Anonymous 11/04/12(Sun)10:33 No.6573474

Replies: >>6573513

>>6573461
It was Himmler who creater Generalplan Ost not Hitler.

Anonymous
11/04/12(Sun)10:35
No.6573513

Anonymous 11/04/12(Sun)10:35 No.6573513

Replies: >>6573647

>>6573474
yes, this is true. they were all lunatics..

Anonymous
11/04/12(Sun)10:41
No.6573574

Anonymous 11/04/12(Sun)10:41 No.6573574

>Living in Italy

I'd rather go blow myself up in their main administrative building

Anonymous
11/04/12(Sun)10:41
No.6573577

Anonymous 11/04/12(Sun)10:41 No.6573577

Replies: >>6573658

>>6573381
>229 years old.
> Adult
Pick one.


You say that now but if I take away your burger I think you will change your tone quite quickly young man.

Anonymous
11/04/12(Sun)10:41
No.6573587

Anonymous 11/04/12(Sun)10:41 No.6573587

Replies: >>6573638

pro's

>France carved up
>Croatia killing all the other Balkan tards
>shitloads of free land in Eastern Europe that the natives won't be using because they're dead.

cons:

>being Germany's bitch forever
>no glorious reunification with our Belgian clay

6/10, might want to live in this world.

Anonymous
11/04/12(Sun)10:43
No.6573601

Anonymous 11/04/12(Sun)10:43 No.6573601

Replies: >>6574429

File: 1352043830330.png-(145 KB, 1906x1655, neuroopa.png)

>>6572437 (OP)
>Tfw will never live in a Europe ran by uncle Adolf

Anonymous
11/04/12(Sun)10:47
No.6573638

Anonymous 11/04/12(Sun)10:47 No.6573638

Replies: >>6573681

>>6573587


>being Germany's bitch forever
>no glorious reunification with our Belgian clay

We would be reunited with Belgium, but also with Germany, Austria, Denmark and Norway.

Anonymous
11/04/12(Sun)10:48
No.6573647

Anonymous 11/04/12(Sun)10:48 No.6573647

Replies: >>6574058

>>6573513
Yup. I read that during his last days, he proclaimed in a very Nietzschean way "The German people didn't deserve me" and would give orders to flush the sewers where German civilians hided away from the artillery bombings. What was the outcome of the war? A new state in the Middle East called Israel.

Anonymous
11/04/12(Sun)10:49
No.6573658

Anonymous 11/04/12(Sun)10:49 No.6573658

Replies: >>6573720

File: 1352044148249.jpg-(195 KB, 800x483, Boston_Tea_Party_Currier_(...).jpg)

>>6573577
GODDAMMIT DAD. You do remember what happened the last time you pulled this shit, don't you?

Anonymous
11/04/12(Sun)10:51
No.6573681

Anonymous 11/04/12(Sun)10:51 No.6573681

Replies: >>6573707

>>6573638

IIRC, Dolfje's plans for us was to turn the entire country into farmland and settle most Dutch people in Poland and shit. I don't like that.

Anonymous
11/04/12(Sun)10:54
No.6573702

Anonymous 11/04/12(Sun)10:54 No.6573702

>>6572577
>you exterminated because Slavic scum

Anonymous
11/04/12(Sun)10:54
No.6573707

Anonymous 11/04/12(Sun)10:54 No.6573707

>>6573681

>settle most Dutch people in Poland

From his viewpoint that was a positive thing, since that was all to become lebensraum and all.
But yeah, I'd rather stay here.

Anonymous
11/04/12(Sun)10:55
No.6573720

Anonymous 11/04/12(Sun)10:55 No.6573720

Replies: >>6573782

>>6573658
Yes i do, but you just said i had a relationship with france, you are lucky I don't wash your mouth out with soap you little bugger.

Anonymous
11/04/12(Sun)10:58
No.6573748

Anonymous 11/04/12(Sun)10:58 No.6573748

Replies: >>6573787

>tfw you are Japanese master empire

Anonymous
11/04/12(Sun)11:00
No.6573777

Anonymous 11/04/12(Sun)11:00 No.6573777

>muh empiah ruling the balkans once again

Like it should be.

Anonymous
11/04/12(Sun)11:01
No.6573782

Anonymous 11/04/12(Sun)11:01 No.6573782

Replies: >>6573797 >>6573801

>>6573720
Just admit it, dad. I'm a bastard hatechild that you conceived one night when you and mom were really drunk. Same goes for Canada.

Anonymous
11/04/12(Sun)11:02
No.6573787

Anonymous 11/04/12(Sun)11:02 No.6573787

Replies: >>6573813

>>6573748
You have computers in Cambodia? I thought you guys were still scratching together a civilization after Pol Pot died.

Anonymous
11/04/12(Sun)11:02
No.6573797

Anonymous 11/04/12(Sun)11:02 No.6573797

Replies: >>6573898 >>6573913 >>6573937

>>6573782
Straya is the only true son of Britannia.

Anonymous
11/04/12(Sun)11:02
No.6573801

Anonymous 11/04/12(Sun)11:02 No.6573801

>>6573782
I admit nothing, the only wenches i slept with during my privateer days were natives from around the globe not those smelly french whores. Why I remember one girl called Pocahontas, she had a great pair of knockers she did.

Anonymous
11/04/12(Sun)11:04
No.6573813

Anonymous 11/04/12(Sun)11:04 No.6573813

>>6573787

That was 30 years ago. Did people asked your daddy how they were able to organise the Olympics in 72, my nazi friend?

Anonymous
11/04/12(Sun)11:13
No.6573898

Anonymous 11/04/12(Sun)11:13 No.6573898

>>6573797
We love you to auzzie, you little wild-ling you

Anonymous
11/04/12(Sun)11:14
No.6573913

Anonymous 11/04/12(Sun)11:14 No.6573913

>>6573797
Straya is the apple of our eye. and the only one allowed to take our mantle.

Anonymous
11/04/12(Sun)11:17
No.6573937

Anonymous 11/04/12(Sun)11:17 No.6573937

Replies: >>6573940

>>6573797
Oh here you go again. You realize the last thing we did together as brothers was that vacation in southeastern Asia, right?

Anonymous
11/04/12(Sun)11:17
No.6573940

Anonymous 11/04/12(Sun)11:17 No.6573940

Replies: >>6573956

>>6573937
This is the first I'm hearing of this.

Anonymous
11/04/12(Sun)11:20
No.6573956

Anonymous 11/04/12(Sun)11:20 No.6573956

Replies: >>6573978 >>6573986

>>6573940
Yeah, a few years ago Straya and us went to Vietnam.

You'd know if you were paying attention.

Anonymous
11/04/12(Sun)11:21
No.6573978

Anonymous 11/04/12(Sun)11:21 No.6573978

Replies: >>6573994

>>6573956
I was busy damn it, I do have things to do you know. Don't start getting mad you were going through that faze of "Oh look I can do everything on my own, look at me"

Anonymous
11/04/12(Sun)11:23
No.6573986

Anonymous 11/04/12(Sun)11:23 No.6573986

Replies: >>6574003

>>6573956
Good times.

We should do it again sometime.

Anonymous
11/04/12(Sun)11:24
No.6573994

Anonymous 11/04/12(Sun)11:24 No.6573994

Replies: >>6574013 >>6574079

>>6573978
And what about you and your midlife crisis? What about that fight with Argentina over the Falklands? The only one of us who never does violent shit is Canada. Even when we were kids he never did crazy shit.

Oh, and I'm STILL angry that you burned my white treehouse.

Anonymous
11/04/12(Sun)11:25
No.6574003

Anonymous 11/04/12(Sun)11:25 No.6574003

Replies: >>6574022 >>6574079

>>6573986
Well, we're doing it in Afghanistan right now. Just like dad, huh?

Anonymous
11/04/12(Sun)11:26
No.6574013

Anonymous 11/04/12(Sun)11:26 No.6574013

Replies: >>6574079

>>6573994
Canada is a bit of a wuss.

We invited him to that night out in Vietnam but he chickened out.

Anonymous
11/04/12(Sun)11:28
No.6574022

Anonymous 11/04/12(Sun)11:28 No.6574022

Replies: >>6574093

>>6574003
And that Iraq place.

Just not the same aye. Invading places is fun. Staying after the fight is over is shit.

I want to box some cunts head in.

Nearly 10 years since Iraq so who should we go for now?

Anonymous
11/04/12(Sun)11:31
No.6574058

Anonymous 11/04/12(Sun)11:31 No.6574058

Replies: >>6574217

>>6573647
I have to say, Norway, you are really well educated. I am glad you made your way into this thread.

Might I inquire about your profession? Or is european history your hobby?

Anonymous
11/04/12(Sun)11:34
No.6574079

Anonymous 11/04/12(Sun)11:34 No.6574079

Replies: >>6574130

File: 1352046857096.jpg-(191 KB, 685x700, 1349873326008.jpg)

>>6573994
Yeah well things were going crazy at the house, I couldn't exactly keep an eye on you boys all day, Never mind the fact you threw a fit and wanted to be all "independent" and grown up like your dad. Hey you leave falks outta this your cousin needed my help from those monkey bastards.
Treehouse? Oh not this shit again, I told you to leave your little brother alone but no you had to go into his room and break his toys. I told you what would happen and you did it anyway so i took away that damn treehouse of yours. The punishment was your own doing.

>>6574003
I'm so proud of you boys, all grown up but we can still have exotic family trips, reminds me of my first days in africa and china.

>>6574013
Hey be nice to your brother he's a little shy but his hearts in the right place. Look I dug up one of our family photos. I can't recall why i died my hair black, must have been for espionage in latin french pigs land.

Anonymous
11/04/12(Sun)11:35
No.6574093

Anonymous 11/04/12(Sun)11:35 No.6574093

Replies: >>6574106 >>6574111 >>6574132

>>6574022
I say we do China. You hit 'em from the south and we'll hit 'em from the east. We'll show those fucking Dinks why the Anglosphere is to be feared!

Anonymous
11/04/12(Sun)11:36
No.6574106

Anonymous 11/04/12(Sun)11:36 No.6574106

Replies: >>6574127

>>6574093
>the last words ever heard from a place called murrica

Anonymous
11/04/12(Sun)11:36
No.6574111

Anonymous 11/04/12(Sun)11:36 No.6574111

Replies: >>6574158

>>6574093
Right but I'm having Hong Kong, those people still love me and I do so want to walk around that nice little island once more, I want singapore as well if we can.

Anonymous
11/04/12(Sun)11:36
No.6574115

Anonymous 11/04/12(Sun)11:36 No.6574115

File: 1352047015305.jpg-(7 KB, 180x157, 1351719229454.jpg)

>>6572437 (OP)

100/10 perfect

Anonymous
11/04/12(Sun)11:37
No.6574127

Anonymous 11/04/12(Sun)11:37 No.6574127

Replies: >>6574154

>>6574106
Hey fuck off kraut, this is a family discussion. You aren't invited, the day prussia died was the day you were dead to me as well.

Anonymous
11/04/12(Sun)11:37
No.6574130

Anonymous 11/04/12(Sun)11:37 No.6574130

Replies: >>6574173

>>6574079
Yeah you're right. And hey, we royally fucked up Germany some time later, huh?

Oh, tell uncle Ireland I said hi.

Anonymous
11/04/12(Sun)11:37
No.6574132

Anonymous 11/04/12(Sun)11:37 No.6574132

Replies: >>6574173

>>6574093
Good times China.

I got to play with the guns a bit as a baby during the Boxer Rebellion.

Keen to have a second shot.

Anonymous
11/04/12(Sun)11:39
No.6574151

Anonymous 11/04/12(Sun)11:39 No.6574151

>>6572492

Anonymous
11/04/12(Sun)11:39
No.6574154

Anonymous 11/04/12(Sun)11:39 No.6574154

Replies: >>6574193

>>6574127
you suffer some severe autism I'd say

Anonymous
11/04/12(Sun)11:40
No.6574158

Anonymous 11/04/12(Sun)11:40 No.6574158

Replies: >>6574189 >>6574193

>>6574111
Alright. What are we gonna do about North Korea? They've got some powerful nukes, and could hit both of us with them.

Anonymous
11/04/12(Sun)11:41
No.6574173

Anonymous 11/04/12(Sun)11:41 No.6574173

Replies: >>6574212

>>6574130
I would but Patrick is a drunken slob, he just stands in front of his mirror all day talking to himself as if his reflection was a different person. Its sad really.

>>6574132
That was a proud day, still brings a tear to my eye. Don't worry we will get our chance.

Anonymous
11/04/12(Sun)11:43
No.6574189

Anonymous 11/04/12(Sun)11:43 No.6574189

Replies: >>6574212

>>6574158
Just smash that cunt

He might nuke Seoul but who needs a Seoul anyway?

Anonymous
11/04/12(Sun)11:43
No.6574193

Anonymous 11/04/12(Sun)11:43 No.6574193

>>6574158
Let's drop food aid over them with anti regime propaganda, if that doesn't work then fuck it we bomb their holding sites and disable their power grid. Easy pickings to invade from the south, I know that guy likes you.

>>6574154
Piss off kraut you're just luck I didn't cut ya bollocks off last time.

Anonymous
11/04/12(Sun)11:45
No.6574212

Anonymous 11/04/12(Sun)11:45 No.6574212

Replies: >>6574234 >>6574238 >>6574273

>>6574173
D'ya feel up to China dad, or are you getting too old for this shit?

>>6574189
Hey, that's my kid you're talking about!

Anonymous
11/04/12(Sun)11:45
No.6574213

Anonymous 11/04/12(Sun)11:45 No.6574213

>>6572456
This.
It's essentially the EU, just less humanism and more social darwinism.

Anonymous
11/04/12(Sun)11:45
No.6574217

Anonymous 11/04/12(Sun)11:45 No.6574217

Replies: >>6574367

>>6574058
Oh, thanks for those kind words! You see, I'm half Russian, and both sides of my family experienced that conflict in different ways. So I've tried to research mostly what the outcome would've been if Hitler had succeeded with his/the Nazis' plans, or if the communists had succeeded with the spread of communism on a world-wide level (Comintern)

I've always liked history, too. I'd gladly study Central and/or Eastern European history if it weren't for the fact that the only professions I'd from that education would be teaching... which I guess would remove the "fun" of it, if you get what I'm saying.

Basically /int/ has become the history board on 4chan for me.

Anonymous
11/04/12(Sun)11:47
No.6574234

Anonymous 11/04/12(Sun)11:47 No.6574234

Replies: >>6574248 >>6574271

>>6574212
Oh I still have some fight left in me you patronizing bastard. Just let me find my old red cape and kick my war industry back into gear. Pretty sure I can still find some land thats mine worthy around here.

Anonymous
11/04/12(Sun)11:47
No.6574238

Anonymous 11/04/12(Sun)11:47 No.6574238

Replies: >>6574271 >>6574273

>>6574212
He's real?

I though it was like back in my childhood when I had that imaginary little brother New Zealand.

Though I grew up after Vietnam.

Anonymous
11/04/12(Sun)11:49
No.6574248

Anonymous 11/04/12(Sun)11:49 No.6574248

Replies: >>6574295

>>6574234
We've got some mines in WA you can borrow.

Perth is more english than London or Birmingham now anyway.

Anonymous
11/04/12(Sun)11:50
No.6574271

Anonymous 11/04/12(Sun)11:50 No.6574271

Replies: >>6574295 >>6574306

>>6574238
Uh, Straya? NZ is real, he just spent all of his time in the attic with his pet sheep.

>>6574234
Dad, can you tell Canada to stop speaking French at dinner? It really fucking bothers me.

Anonymous
11/04/12(Sun)11:51
No.6574273

Anonymous 11/04/12(Sun)11:51 No.6574273

Replies: >>6574293 >>6574306

>>6574238
Hey New Zealand is real he's just very quiet, more so then Canada he just likes to stay out in the fields and look after his sheep. We still go for walks in the hills sometimes.


>>6574212
Son! I didn't know that I thought you were just a mentor. Right that settles it we are definitely starting in sk nobody touches the grandkids.

Anonymous
11/04/12(Sun)11:53
No.6574293

Anonymous 11/04/12(Sun)11:53 No.6574293

Replies: >>6574324

>>6574273
Yeah..... Me and Japan made up after the war and, well.......... Then came baby SK!

Anonymous
11/04/12(Sun)11:53
No.6574295

Anonymous 11/04/12(Sun)11:53 No.6574295

Replies: >>6574330

>>6574248
That's very kind of you auz I'll make sure to bring some of my botanical specimens from the gardens, your land seems a bit barren. Maybe we can make it a little green, gardening is good for the soul you know.

>>6574271
It bothers me as well but he says because of quebec its like he has terrets and can't help it sometimes. I worry about that boy sometimes.

Anonymous
11/04/12(Sun)11:54
No.6574306

Anonymous 11/04/12(Sun)11:54 No.6574306

Replies: >>6574339

>>6574271
>>6574273

He never joins in anymore.

Could be following Canada's influence a bit too much.

We had such a great time together at Gallipoli.

Anonymous
11/04/12(Sun)11:55
No.6574324

Anonymous 11/04/12(Sun)11:55 No.6574324

Replies: >>6574345 >>6574351

>>6574293
Well this is awkward, you perhaps didn't read much about the rest of the world whilst you were going through that manifest destiny phase during the 18th century? The words Anglo-Japanese alliance don't ring a bell do they?

Anonymous
11/04/12(Sun)11:55
No.6574330

Anonymous 11/04/12(Sun)11:55 No.6574330

Replies: >>6574366

>>6574295
I had to miss work the other day because he locked himself in and kept threatening to turn his government socialist. Scary shit, papa.

Anonymous
11/04/12(Sun)11:56
No.6574339

Anonymous 11/04/12(Sun)11:56 No.6574339

Replies: >>6574365

>>6574306
Ah Gallipoli that was a fun day wasn't it?

Well there is nothing wrong with having 2 quiet boys. Besides if all 4 of you were rambunctious then I'd have probably gone grey by now.

Anonymous
11/04/12(Sun)11:56
No.6574345

Anonymous 11/04/12(Sun)11:56 No.6574345

Replies: >>6574379 >>6574392

Japan was a bit of a cunt about 60-70 years ago.

Most have being pms.

>>6574324
Dad what are we going to do about South Africa?

He's spent too much time in the sunshine and is getting a bit tanned lately...

Anonymous
11/04/12(Sun)11:57
No.6574351

Anonymous 11/04/12(Sun)11:57 No.6574351

Replies: >>6574403

File: 1352048236497.gif-(828 KB, 200x189, 1349710002669.gif)

>>6574324
Oh......... Oh god...........

Anonymous
11/04/12(Sun)11:57
No.6574365

Anonymous 11/04/12(Sun)11:57 No.6574365

Replies: >>6574411

>>6574339
Still chuck a party every year for Gallipoli.

Though its more of a booze fest at the pub lately.

Anonymous
11/04/12(Sun)11:58
No.6574366

Anonymous 11/04/12(Sun)11:58 No.6574366

>>6574330
It's alright I convinced him to go to the doctors, they are gonna give him some meds to help get the outbursts under control. If that doesn't work they said they may be able to remove that Quebecian tumour.

Anonymous
11/04/12(Sun)11:58
No.6574367

Anonymous 11/04/12(Sun)11:58 No.6574367

Replies: >>6574592

>>6574217
I see. So the other side of your family still lives in Russia?

I figure it'd be hard not to end up as a taxi driver after studying history if you don't want to teach. Completely understandable plus there's nothing worse than professors who actually don't enjoy teaching.

Which languages are you fluent in? I'd strongly recommend you something, but this would require to understand german.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tjF__LElpMI

By far the best political cabaret about Hitler I have ever heard. Ever. And the guy is very eloquent too.

Anonymous
11/04/12(Sun)11:59
No.6574379

Anonymous 11/04/12(Sun)11:59 No.6574379

Replies: >>6574407

>>6574345
I thought South Africa was still in prison for that rape charge?

Anonymous
11/04/12(Sun)11:59
No.6574386

Anonymous 11/04/12(Sun)11:59 No.6574386

Replies: >>6577820

feelsokman

Anonymous
11/04/12(Sun)11:59
No.6574392

Anonymous 11/04/12(Sun)11:59 No.6574392

>>6574345
I don't know maybe we should organise another antartic expedition and bring him along. I know he likes the sun and everything but a bit of cold weather might do the lad somegood.

Anonymous
11/04/12(Sun)12:01
No.6574403

Anonymous 11/04/12(Sun)12:01 No.6574403

Replies: >>6574420

>>6574351
I uh well it was a long time ago, and it was just a brief fling, she is a wild cat though am i right? I'm not making this any better am I?

Anonymous
11/04/12(Sun)12:01
No.6574407

Anonymous 11/04/12(Sun)12:01 No.6574407

Replies: >>6574442

>>6574379
That's Rhodesia.

How is our other brother. New Foundland? He lives in your neck of the woods.

Haven't heard from him in about 60 years. What's he doing now?

Anonymous
11/04/12(Sun)12:01
No.6574410

Anonymous 11/04/12(Sun)12:01 No.6574410

File: 1352048509902.jpg-(84 KB, 800x485, US-Military-Bases-Around-(...).jpg)

I think it turned out for the best. We wouldn't want Europa to not be under our thumb now would we?

>implying west europe won WWII

Anonymous
11/04/12(Sun)12:01
No.6574411

Anonymous 11/04/12(Sun)12:01 No.6574411

Replies: >>6574441

>>6574365
Hey why wasn't I invited, you lads scared your old dad's gonna drink you under the table?

Anonymous
11/04/12(Sun)12:02
No.6574420

Anonymous 11/04/12(Sun)12:02 No.6574420

Replies: >>6574441 >>6574444

>>6574403
This is, well, pretty fucking weird.

If Israel knew I still talk to her she'd freak out....... She's really jealous.

Anonymous
11/04/12(Sun)12:03
No.6574429

Anonymous 11/04/12(Sun)12:03 No.6574429

>>6573601
Wait, Ranska? For French?
Isn't Ranska the name for Etruscans?

Anonymous
11/04/12(Sun)12:04
No.6574434

Anonymous 11/04/12(Sun)12:04 No.6574434

>Karelia has been returned
>spain has morocco
>germany has rightful clay
>hungary is the right size
>arabshits are occupied
>dat serbia

10/10 would live in

Anonymous
11/04/12(Sun)12:04
No.6574441

Anonymous 11/04/12(Sun)12:04 No.6574441

Replies: >>6574460 >>6574464

>>6574420
Israel...

She made a pass at me sometime during the 30s.

Wanted to move in to the Kimberley.

No hard feelings right bro?

>>6574411
Can you still walk home from the pub old man?

Anonymous
11/04/12(Sun)12:04
No.6574442

Anonymous 11/04/12(Sun)12:04 No.6574442

Replies: >>6574464

>>6574407
He just kind of sits around the apartment, and sleeps in Canada's bed when he's not home. Also, he never eats. It's creepy.

Anonymous
11/04/12(Sun)12:05
No.6574444

Anonymous 11/04/12(Sun)12:05 No.6574444

Replies: >>6574481

>>6574420
Your telling me, looks like you inherited your old mans taste for exotic women, i just didn't expect this. Oh god how are we gonna look her in the eye next time we are in a group. I don't know about nowadays but she was kinky as fuck back then with ninja stuff an what not.

I don't know why that israel girl is mad at me, i put her up in that house and everything, so much for gratitude.

Anonymous
11/04/12(Sun)12:06
No.6574460

Anonymous 11/04/12(Sun)12:06 No.6574460

>>6574441
Yeah, her brother Palestine's a fucking cunt though. And no hard feelings, Anglo siblings gotta stick together.

Anonymous
11/04/12(Sun)12:06
No.6574464

Anonymous 11/04/12(Sun)12:06 No.6574464

>>6574441
I'll have you know last week i walked home over the moors whilst i was completely bladdered. Who do you think started the whole drunken pirate thing?

>>6574442
Well get him out side in the sun for a while.

Anonymous
11/04/12(Sun)12:07
No.6574481

Anonymous 11/04/12(Sun)12:07 No.6574481

Replies: >>6574510 >>6574545

>>6574444
She gets like this. It's that Iran guy who stalks her.

Anonymous
11/04/12(Sun)12:10
No.6574510

Anonymous 11/04/12(Sun)12:10 No.6574510

>>6574481
Right well Iran always was a creepy bastard but I don't know why she gets mad at me though, it has nothing to do with me.

Anonymous
11/04/12(Sun)12:12
No.6574545

Anonymous 11/04/12(Sun)12:12 No.6574545

Replies: >>6574561 >>6574603

>>6574481
Should we smash that cunt?

Though seriously bro you can do better than Israel.

Anonymous
11/04/12(Sun)12:13
No.6574561

Anonymous 11/04/12(Sun)12:13 No.6574561

Replies: >>6574580 >>6574603

>>6574545
I agree she has become a right bitch. Didn't that Philippines girl like you, at the very least you could giver her a hand.

Anonymous
11/04/12(Sun)12:14
No.6574572

Anonymous 11/04/12(Sun)12:14 No.6574572

Replies: >>6574577 >>6574581

It depends. I'm slave or masterrace now ?

Anonymous
11/04/12(Sun)12:14
No.6574577

Anonymous 11/04/12(Sun)12:14 No.6574577

>>6574572
Probably dead

Anonymous
11/04/12(Sun)12:14
No.6574580

Anonymous 11/04/12(Sun)12:14 No.6574580

Replies: >>6574601 >>6574628

Dat anglo cycle jerking....
>>6574561
And you love to play games. I guess you also play pen & paper or other roleplay games?

Anonymous
11/04/12(Sun)12:15
No.6574581

Anonymous 11/04/12(Sun)12:15 No.6574581

>>6574572
Here is a hint, masters don't clean toilets.

Anonymous
11/04/12(Sun)12:16
No.6574592

Anonymous 11/04/12(Sun)12:16 No.6574592

Replies: >>6574739

>>6574367
>I see. So the other side of your family still lives in Russia?
That's correct, yes.

>I figure it'd be hard not to end up as a taxi driver after studying history if you don't want to teach. Completely understandable plus there's nothing worse than professors who actually don't enjoy teaching.

Exactly. I've had excellent history teachers throughout the years who pretty much got me interested in the subject. On the opposite side, I've experienced awful math & science teacher(s). I guess those who are good teachers are those who've more or less felt so ever since school -- not the ones who've chosen it over night because they failed getting into other studies. I'd hate myself for demotivating pupils in some subjects because I really feel that I don't possess that "teaching"-trait, if you know what I mean.

>Which languages are you fluent in? I'd strongly recommend you something, but this would require to understand german.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tjF__LElpMI

Hmm, besides Norwegian and English, I'm learning Russian & German (although the latter I've had to take a pause from because it's not available for me right now). My German's a little bit rusty, and while I've studied the grammar a lot, I still find myself having problems with understanding spoken German, like in the video you sent). I'll bookmark it for the day I'll get to understand more, seeing as how I'm interested in the subject he's talking about, too. So thank you for it!

Anonymous
11/04/12(Sun)12:16
No.6574593

Anonymous 11/04/12(Sun)12:16 No.6574593

Come on Brits get more pissed off. Anglos didn't lose millions for Germany to control Europe. You should be running that shit.

Anonymous
11/04/12(Sun)12:16
No.6574601

Anonymous 11/04/12(Sun)12:16 No.6574601

Replies: >>6574673

>>6574580
Jealous germany because nobody likes you and your family think you are a black sheep? Kinda happens when you plunge the planet into the two most destructive pointless wars less then 20 years apart.

Anonymous
11/04/12(Sun)12:17
No.6574603

Anonymous 11/04/12(Sun)12:17 No.6574603

Replies: >>6574618 >>6574644

>>6574545
>>6574561
Look, Israel's kinda got me by the balls right now. If I break up with her, I can't go back to the Middle East, and I'll lose oil. I really can't afford to, but worst of all?


She's thinking about marriage.

Anonymous
11/04/12(Sun)12:17
No.6574618

Anonymous 11/04/12(Sun)12:17 No.6574618

Replies: >>6574669

>>6574603
Go for Saudi Arabia. That belly dancing is something special.

Anonymous
11/04/12(Sun)12:18
No.6574628

Anonymous 11/04/12(Sun)12:18 No.6574628

Replies: >>6574673

>>6574580
Is someone upset because their family has completely abandoned them?

Anonymous
11/04/12(Sun)12:19
No.6574644

Anonymous 11/04/12(Sun)12:19 No.6574644

Replies: >>6574695

>>6574603
NO. You may have moved out, you may be independant but I forbid my son from marrying that ungrateful little tart. Fuck the middle east, I've spent enough time there in the last few centuries to know that its a worthless desert. Look I've heard falks might have found some oil and we have the atlantic that must be oil rich. We'll be okay but if you even dare consider letting her get her greedy hand around the family heirlooms and fortune then I'm not gonna be happy with you.

Anonymous
11/04/12(Sun)12:21
No.6574669

Anonymous 11/04/12(Sun)12:21 No.6574669

>>6574618
I admit that is quite enticing but the orientals can be quite dashing dancing in those kimono's and it certainly leaves alot for the imagination if you know what I mean.

Anonymous
11/04/12(Sun)12:21
No.6574670

Anonymous 11/04/12(Sun)12:21 No.6574670

Germans, do you guys find the nazis.. Pretty fucking gay? I mean hitler had to be a homo right. Or is it just your culture

Anonymous
11/04/12(Sun)12:21
No.6574673

Anonymous 11/04/12(Sun)12:21 No.6574673

Replies: >>6574685 >>6574743

>>6574601
>>6574628
Thanks for playing along and confirming my statement.

Anonymous
11/04/12(Sun)12:23
No.6574685

Anonymous 11/04/12(Sun)12:23 No.6574685

Replies: >>6574701

File: 1352049796543.png-(32 KB, 403x222, 1350026427518.png)

>>6574673
Oh, i forgot my flag.

Anonymous
11/04/12(Sun)12:23
No.6574695

Anonymous 11/04/12(Sun)12:23 No.6574695

Replies: >>6574772 >>6574786

>>6574644
Well dad, what am I supposed to do? She has my car, my radio, my dvd collection, etc. And being the psycho she is, she'll break that shit the minute I disagree or break up.

Anonymous
11/04/12(Sun)12:24
No.6574698

Anonymous 11/04/12(Sun)12:24 No.6574698

>>6572437 (OP)
imagine dumb op if hitler wasn't stupid nazi and unite europe instead of war with ussr. but someone will be so angry at strong europe guess who.

Anonymous
11/04/12(Sun)12:24
No.6574701

Anonymous 11/04/12(Sun)12:24 No.6574701

>>6574685
Straya fuck yeah

Anonymous
11/04/12(Sun)12:27
No.6574739

Anonymous 11/04/12(Sun)12:27 No.6574739

Replies: >>6574959

>>6574592
> I'd hate myself for demotivating pupils in some subjects because I really feel that I don't possess that "teaching"-trait, if you know what I mean.

Wise decision there. After all, history, as intriguing as it may be, is probably not the profession you make a fortune in anyway.

>My German's a little bit rusty, and while I've studied the grammar a lot, I still find myself having problems with understanding spoken German, like in the video you sent).

I know what you mean. I am a massive scandiboo at one time started to learn swedish and later included norwegian into the course (the two do not really appear that much different for me). But despite the efforts I still cannot really understand the naturally spoken language very good..

But I keep watching movies from you guys and it's very enjoyable in the original language, i.e. Trolljegeren or Død snø. Haha :)

Anonymous
11/04/12(Sun)12:28
No.6574743

Anonymous 11/04/12(Sun)12:28 No.6574743

File: 1352050080283.jpg-(85 KB, 500x375, jelliedeels.jpg)

>>6574673
It didn't confirm anything, you certainly did wanker. Here would you like some eel with that jelly?

Anonymous
11/04/12(Sun)12:28
No.6574748

Anonymous 11/04/12(Sun)12:28 No.6574748

Replies: >>6574787

Hey, UK and Russia.

It's time to get the band back together.

Anonymous
11/04/12(Sun)12:29
No.6574772

Anonymous 11/04/12(Sun)12:29 No.6574772

Replies: >>6574827

>>6574695
Just pack your shit and leave in the middle of the night if its at her place other wise leave your car here and change the locks whilst she's out. Worked for me in the past with Portugal. She's still mad at me but she always did have a fiery temper.

Anonymous
11/04/12(Sun)12:30
No.6574786

Anonymous 11/04/12(Sun)12:30 No.6574786

>>6574695
Dump and fuck.

I did with PNG

Anonymous
11/04/12(Sun)12:30
No.6574787

Anonymous 11/04/12(Sun)12:30 No.6574787

Replies: >>6574845 >>6574902

>>6574748
Russia sold his drums for rent money.

Anonymous
11/04/12(Sun)12:31
No.6574806

Anonymous 11/04/12(Sun)12:31 No.6574806

Replies: >>6574897

File: 1352050318089.jpg-(9 KB, 200x200, 13031369504611s.jpg)

Russian zahuyarili churkobesov million in Afghanistan, losing 15,000 people. Fucking million children, women, the elderly, the Wahhabis with machine guns, and even all of Allah! Another 3 million have fled in terror from the country to neighboring churkostrany. This, bleat, you're not civilized Europeans are Russian - the people, which for centuries has destroyed all. All of the most powerful empires were destroyed by Russian barbarians. Napoleon - Russian destroyed his entire army, the conquest of Europe. Hitler: - Capture the whole of Europe was destroyed shovels. Russian on so much severe that stole ohuevshego Humanity 1/6 of the land. They live in hellish conditions, they all fuck. They are the gods of war from a cold hell. They are not afraid of cold, hunger, heat and rain. They kill in any weather, hungry and cold. The fact that the Russian visitors every winter, for normal people is harmful conditions, in which it recommended a rotational basis, with huge mark-ups for the harm, and the Russian laugh at it and playing snowballs. This Russian, bleat! Russian - is pohlesche Spartans capture the sixth part of the Earth, conquering space and the depths of the sea, piercing their radar space radiation and turning into a plasma whole mountains with nuclear bombs. Do not mess with the Russian, run away from them, run away as soon as you can. This is their essence, the gods of war, lords of chaos, it's in their blood, it is their instincts, dormant but are always in them. Do not trust a Russian, they are good-looking and inoffensive, but give only a pretext, they immediately destroy the whole world will laugh at his remains. Yes, they will not even notice it in their eternal winters. Russian going to fight alone against the whole world at once, only a few decades ago. But this did not happen, fortunately, they decided to live a little more humanity. Run away from them, run away as soon as you can ...

Anonymous
11/04/12(Sun)12:33
No.6574827

Anonymous 11/04/12(Sun)12:33 No.6574827

Replies: >>6574885

>>6574772
Say papa, how's Sierra Leone doing?

Anonymous
11/04/12(Sun)12:33
No.6574845

Anonymous 11/04/12(Sun)12:33 No.6574845

Replies: >>6574920

>>6574787
Real True Hollywood Stories: The Allies

Anonymous
11/04/12(Sun)12:36
No.6574885

Anonymous 11/04/12(Sun)12:36 No.6574885

Replies: >>6574910

>>6574827
She's doing as well as can be expected, I havent talked to her in a while so I'm glad you reminded me. Maybe we should all have christmas dinner. Last time you all thought it would be fun to mock my cooking though. Especially you america with stealing my apple pie recipe and all, that was just insulting eating that whilst calling my food bad.

Anonymous
11/04/12(Sun)12:36
No.6574897

Anonymous 11/04/12(Sun)12:36 No.6574897

>>6574806
Go home Dmitri, you're drunk

Anonymous
11/04/12(Sun)12:37
No.6574902

Anonymous 11/04/12(Sun)12:37 No.6574902

>>6574787
Yeah that sucked, I missed getting up on stage and singing with the crowd. I miss my guitar as well.

NationalistischKindje
11/04/12(Sun)12:37
No.6574908

NationalistischKindje 11/04/12(Sun)12:37 No.6574908

>>6573461
Your white-guilt is showing, antifa disgust

Anonymous
11/04/12(Sun)12:37
No.6574910

Anonymous 11/04/12(Sun)12:37 No.6574910

Replies: >>6574979

>>6574885
C'mon dad, you know I love your Steak and Kidney pie, as well as your bangers and mash.

Anonymous
11/04/12(Sun)12:38
No.6574920

Anonymous 11/04/12(Sun)12:38 No.6574920

>>6574845
USA: McCartney
USSR: Lennon
British Empire: Harrison
France: ringo

Anonymous
11/04/12(Sun)12:40
No.6574959

Anonymous 11/04/12(Sun)12:40 No.6574959

Replies: >>6575002

>>6574739
>I know what you mean. I am a massive scandiboo at one time started to learn swedish and later included norwegian into the course (the two do not really appear that much different for me). But despite the efforts I still cannot really understand the naturally spoken language very good..

Yeah I get what you mean. While the grammar in Norwegian may not appear hard because of the lack of cases and the wide use of prepositionions and postpositions, the way the language "flows" while spoken is difficult to learn by text books!

>But I keep watching movies from you guys and it's very enjoyable in the original language, i.e. Trolljegeren or Død snø. Haha :)

...And that'll actually help a lot! I was actually a bit surprised when I heard that those movies were shown abroad, as well.

Needless to say, I've been exposed to German culture through books and movies, so there's too many to list here, haha. I'll continue to watch old Krimis to understand more spoken German.

I've got to go now, good talk, Germanbro!

Anonymous
11/04/12(Sun)12:42
No.6574979

Anonymous 11/04/12(Sun)12:42 No.6574979

>>6574910
Well bangers and mash aren't exactly my favourite. I was thinking more along the line of roast beef and stews on a cold winter night. Makes me hungry just thinking about it. I still remember in the 1600's when we went and caught those turkeys and had a big dinner with gravy and parsnips.

Anonymous
11/04/12(Sun)12:43
No.6574999

Anonymous 11/04/12(Sun)12:43 No.6574999

Replies: >>6575235 >>6577142

lol at all the Balts thinking that this is paradise because the Nazi's deluded them into thinking they're übermensche.

Anonymous
11/04/12(Sun)12:44
No.6575002

Anonymous 11/04/12(Sun)12:44 No.6575002

>>6574959
god natt og farvel norske bror ;)

Anonymous
11/04/12(Sun)12:58
No.6575235

Anonymous 11/04/12(Sun)12:58 No.6575235

>>6574999
>>6574999
>>6574999
>>6574999
>>6574999

Anonymous
11/04/12(Sun)13:00
No.6575272

Anonymous 11/04/12(Sun)13:00 No.6575272

Replies: >>6575388

pro's:
>being ruled by germans who have obvious reich-führing skills
>clean pure white europe
>1 country with germany, denmark, belgium, norway, poland, austria
>most powerfull empire in the world

con's:
>permanent loss of bike

9/10 would live

Anonymous
11/04/12(Sun)13:06
No.6575388

Anonymous 11/04/12(Sun)13:06 No.6575388

File: 1352052411690.png-(30 KB, 523x413, 1351884659157.png)

>>6575272
lol'd at con

Anonymous
11/04/12(Sun)14:56
No.6577142

Anonymous 11/04/12(Sun)14:56 No.6577142

>>6574999
You hurt my feels.

Anonymous
11/04/12(Sun)15:00
No.6577191

Anonymous 11/04/12(Sun)15:00 No.6577191

Replies: >>6578535

Cold War with 3 sides? No, thanks.

Anonymous
11/04/12(Sun)15:03
No.6577244

Anonymous 11/04/12(Sun)15:03 No.6577244

Fuck, I'm German in this story, It's not a problem because I'm Aryan but I'd rather prefer to be French.

Anonymous
11/04/12(Sun)15:41
No.6577820

Anonymous 11/04/12(Sun)15:41 No.6577820

>>6572769
>>6574386
I am dissapoint Groatia.

You would just let Istria and parts of Dalmatia so easily to the Italians?

Anonymous
11/04/12(Sun)16:22
No.6578471

Anonymous 11/04/12(Sun)16:22 No.6578471

>>6572437 (OP)
nazi spirit never dies in german soul

Anonymous
11/04/12(Sun)16:25
No.6578535

Anonymous 11/04/12(Sun)16:25 No.6578535

File: 1352064356562.png-(179 KB, 462x450, 1343498218895.png)

>>6577191
I don't think there would be 3 sides.
Just 2.