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    83 KB shitpostering 04/05/10(Mon)01:14 No.634586  
    ITT: how to be a good warlord.

    1. Don't invade Russia (French Empire).
    2. DON'T INVADE RUSSIA (Third Reich).
    3. Don't piss off the proletariat (countless).
    -Taxes low?
    -Enough food?
    -You're good to go!
    4. Don't ignore foreign affairs (Imperial China).
    6. ...or throw yourself into foreign affairs (America).
    7. Don't let your economy become reliant on one source of income (Soviets).
    8. ...or reliant on other nations (China).
    9. Don't let foreign thought take over (Roman Empire).
    10. Don't spread your army thin (Roman Empire, Spanish Empire, Greek Empire).
    11. Keep up with the times (Ottoman).
    12. Don't forget to set up a strong heir for the future. (Mongol).

    pic related, you don't want that to happen to you.
    >> Anonymous 04/05/10(Mon)01:15 No.634600
    13. Universal healthcare
    >> Anonymous 04/05/10(Mon)01:17 No.634612
    The one rule: RAPE AND PILLAGE !!!!!! GLORY GLORY

    thats how every Viking does it
    >> Anonymous 04/05/10(Mon)01:18 No.634615
    >Don't invade Russia during its winter.
    Fixed.
    >> Anonymous 04/05/10(Mon)01:18 No.634616
    15. Find oil, get rich and disregard females.
    >> shitpostering 04/05/10(Mon)01:20 No.634627
    >>634616
    this did not work out well for russia.
    >> Крсто !!KtoPmeY8836 04/05/10(Mon)01:20 No.634630
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    13. Never go to war with a country whose national holiday celebrates a defeat in 1389.
    >> Anonymous 04/05/10(Mon)01:21 No.634635
    16. Use propaganda to turn every competing nation into a demon.
    >> Anonymous 04/05/10(Mon)01:24 No.634657
    17. Don't even bother with the whole empire thing: just ride on the coattails of whatever the power is at the time (Canada and Australia are best at this).
    >> Anonymous 04/05/10(Mon)01:24 No.634658
    I agree with OP.
    >> Anonymous 04/05/10(Mon)01:27 No.634674
    Also, give the proletariat a token form of representation, otherwise you end up with "HERP DERP FREEDOM" America.
    >> shitpostering 04/05/10(Mon)01:32 No.634701
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    >> shitpostering 04/05/10(Mon)01:33 No.634709
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    >> Anonymous 04/05/10(Mon)01:45 No.634775
    so the British Empire still alive and kicking? good to know
    >> shitpostering 04/05/10(Mon)01:46 No.634788
    >>634775
    Britain broke 3, 10 and eventually 6.
    >> Anonymous 04/05/10(Mon)01:46 No.634789
    Do you what a "warlord" is, OP

    Cause you are using the term wrong.
    >> shitpostering 04/05/10(Mon)01:49 No.634797
    >>634789
    im like shakespeare, i just dont give a fuck.

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