Russia is friends with EU, actually.

UK and US don't have a special relationship with America anymore

>>584815
Not close friends
Turkey has better relations

>>584817
Arbitrarily ended by a small number of MPs for no real reason...fuck that.

>>584811
>Japan

no!

>>584811

More like, list of America's bitches.

>>584834
Angela... I'm so much cooler than you.

>>584852
Them Japs know their place at the feet of the glorious American race

List of countries that suck Americas tiny penis:

UK
Israel
Japan
Australia
Canada
Poland

List of countries Russia is friends with:
RUSSIA HAS NO FRIEND

List of countries that are mongolian:
Paraguay

All thanks to America.

New America's friend appeared!

>>584903
no thanks,korea?ewwwwwwwwww
dont need that

>>584903
silly gooks hate America

>>584890
>List of countries that are mongolian:
>List of countries that are mongolian:
Paraguay
¿Que?

List of countries that suck Americas tiny penis:

UK
Israel
Japan
Australia
Canada
Poland

List of countries that sucks Russias huge penis
NONE CAUSE RUSSIA IS NOT GAY!

>>584977
>implying getting your dick sucked is gay

>>584977

>implying the UK and Israel don't secretly run america

>>585011

Sorry about that should be:

List of countries that suck Americas tiny penis:

UK
Japan
Australia
Canada
Poland

List of countries that suck Israels incredibly tiny penis:
USA!USA!USA!USA!USA!USA!USA!USA!USA!USA!USA!USA!USA!USA!USA!USA!USA!USA!USA!USA!

List of countries Russia is friends with:
NONE CAUSE RUSSIA ISN'T GAY

List of Countries Russia is friends with:

Kazakhstan
Belarus
India
Brazil
Iran

didnt russia and usa sign a friendship agreement like, three days ago or some shit?

>>584811

Learn, once for all, that CataluÑa and Euskadi are part of SPAIN.

>>585049
new nuclear arms reduction pact. it will be signed next month (was agreed on days ago).

It will reduce each ones arsenal to about 1,675 nukes each.

>>585056
>>585049

That doesn't matter as long as they have one or more nukes.

>>585011
>UK run America
wow he just went full nigga

>>585049

Yes. Since Obama's election we stopped hating USA.

>>585061
Does the word "deterrence" mean anything to you?

>>584817
>US don't have a special relationship with America anymore

>>585046
Brazil, Iran and Kazakhstan are China's friends too

>>585111
china has no friends
maybe tibet, they love to be together

>>584811

FILTHY AMERICAN IMPERIALIST LIES!!!!!!

GLORIOUS NATION OF RUSSIA IS BEST FRIEND WITH EQUALLY GWORIOUS NATION OF BEST KOREA!

>>585118
China has North Korea for friend

Russia and Taiwan both want China's cock

>>585120
but kim yong il is commie midget
russia is too cool to be friend with him

Germany wants to be Russias friend ._.

>>585125
Putin is not much taller than Kim Jong

>>585050


No entiendo a los cobardes que ponen a cataluña y las vascongadas como aparte , si son más españolas que otras mucahs comunidades , pero en fin , idiotas anónimos en todas partes

>>585046
>>585111

>>585134

Kim Jung Ill has a much bigger head though, which undoubtably proves his genius and excellence in leading Best Korea to new heights of greatness.

>>585134
but he looks like white person
it's some plus

>>585143
Which will make me laugh much harder when the generals decide seize power after dear old dad dies and execute him.

>>585130

Germany is arguably the most admired nation in Russia: we view you as the coolest part of Europe. However, we think that you hate and despice us.

>>585159

russians really hate themselves... doubly lulzy to see slavic ''nazi'''

>>585130
then if you are german say: ich liebe dich mein Russland

>>585159
>However, we think that you hate and despice us.
Sure... there was this thing about the separation of germany, the mass rape at the end of WW II, such stuff... but hey, wait some more years and those who actually care about that and dislike russia for that are dead.
Otherwise - why would we ever dislike russia?

Man if NATO went to war with Africa, we'd fucking obliterate them.

>>585169
But... it's not my Russia, is it?
Aber trotzdem liebe ich Russland!

>>585172
Because we are filthy, wild Mongolians? That's why Europeans always hated us, long before the USA came to power.

>>585174
No shit, sherlock.

>>585174
We wouldn't have to do much, either. Just drop froed chicjkens from the air laced with new viruses only Africans are affected by.

NATO STRONG!

Any russians on /int/ right now?

Do you guys feel internationally isolated?

I have lived in Europe and North America, and in both continents Russia is looked upon with distrust.

i see that topic about america's friends (cock suckers, i hate you japan) was left

>>585179
europeans had a bad relationship with mongols? seems like they were just trading partners who were very disinterested in one another

SOVIET MONGOL HORDE RAPED AND SLAUGHTERED THEIR WAY THROUGH GERMANY
2 MILLION MONGREL CHILDREN BORN DUE TO MASS RAPE

>>585179
We're not that dumb anymore - also, remember that we're brainwashed ;)
Well, you guys could start caring about democracy and human rights and such stuff, but otherwise we're really fine with you.

>>585198

No we don't. Russia is still liked in respected in the countries you call "third world" or "dictatorships" because of our weaponry.

also what am i doing, not posting hetalia in a thread that is crying for it?

>>585218
i always wanted to be red army soldiers and rape some jerry girl
good job stalin, your boys were tough

>>585232
A large amount of those rapists weren't white

how does that make you feel?

>>585248
they wasn't black so it was good
asian should rape sometimes to feel like real human

>>585264
>implying mongolians and niggers are different

>>585271
>imlying Mongolians didn't conquer Eurasia just for lulz

>>585264
Asians rape all the time, that's why Russians have so much mongol blood in them

List of countries America is friends with:

<empty>

List of Countries Russia is friends with:
Serbia
Brazil
Cuba
Iran
Cote d'Ivoire

>>585283
Us friends with Canada uk japan Germany France Australia Poland

>>585301
why poland? is it cool enough to be america's friend?

>>585313
>>585313
America wants to build Missle Shield in/over Poland to troll both Russia and Iran

>>584811
>List of Countries Russia is friends with:
>RUSSIA HAS NO FRIEND

That is because Russia - unlike America - is strong enough to fight alone without having a group to support Russia.

Russia invaded Georgia alone, America needed help to invade a third world country (and no, I am not refferring to Vietnam but to Afghanistan).

>>585380
Russia failed terribly in Afghanistan.

>>585412
This is of course in no way related to america giving the afghans tons of supplies.

>>585412
>implying America didn't

>Poland
polish support of usa's politics fell from like ~70% (one of the highest score in EU; Bush presidency) to like ~35%(one of the lowest now)

and It's because Obama choose to try patch things up Russia intead to continue to support Poland

Of course Poland has to continue to have good relationship with USA but now Germany and France are far more important. I woudnt call it frendship anymore. More like business necessity

poland,
signing out

>>585380
>implying any country needs help to invade Georgia

India here.
We support Russia in raping Central Asia.

>>585050
I una merda, gilipolles!
Catalunya Independent!

>>584811
>no Denmark

But we thought we were buddies..

>Poland

Maybe in the nineties and early in this decade. Bush and Obama have consequently proven us wrong about Americans being free, brave, industrious, fair, honest and non-retarded. Cambodians have a better reputation, than the hamburgers.

>>587510

Hey, Poland.

I'm Russian and i want apologize you about Katyn.
Don't blame entire Russia for this cause we were suffering just like you.

At least the Philippines still like us.

>>584817

>read this on the TWC forums

>>585020

u mad commie?

remember NATO is *this* close to destroying you

>>587528

Poles don't really care THAT much about Katyn. It's nothing, but a symbol of other multiple killings and exiles committed by the Soviets. Some of our politicians just troll Russia with it, because you have a hard time distancing yourselves from CCCP.

What people really have a problem with, is your inability to completely condemn the past system. It means you're still susceptible to all kinds of totalitarian bullshit. Next time you let yourselves enslaved by a bunch of murderous nut cases you'll probably suffer as well. That knowledge won't make us feel better, if you manage to suck us into your democidal vortex.

>>587617

There'll be anniversary soon and i think that Poland and Russia could be a little bit closer. Not like in Soviet times, but like some kind of friendship. We are Slavs at last. Приветствия.

>>587691

Nah, we're Slavs. You're a multi-ethnic federation.

Seriously though, that means nothing. All over the world ethnically close neighbors are usually each others' worse enemies.

http://pl.wikipedia.org/wiki/Konflikty_zbrojne_w_historii_Polski

Look at 981 to see how our relations started and 1002-1018 for who were you cooperating with. Ethnic unity was bullshit since day one.

We're Slavs for crica 1500 years, Poles for 1050+ years - we don't feel the need to look beyond nationality and into vague ethnic traits, when we search for our identity.

Further more, you made Slavicness a tool of propaganda since 17th-18th century, almost always against Poland. Read any Russian Panslavists' work, where Poles are mentioned. Truckloads of hate.

>>584811

look at recent political news.

See Canada has basically told the USA to fuck them selfs in Afghanistan, told every one NORTH ALL MINE OMNOMNOM then today they one man pushed through tougher sanctions on Iran for the nuke program.

what the fuck is going on up there.

>>587959

I'm Slav, ethnic Russian and i'm just feeling that Polish people are closer to us rather than Americans or Germans. You should visit Russia, there is less hatred for Poles than your country says that is. Sorry for my english, it sucks. Еще раз я приветствую.

>>584811
Germany, fag

FRIENDS WITH SOUTH KOREA.

HAS MILITARY BASE THERE

FAGGIT

>>585120
Man, the things Putin does for his country. Look at the poor guy's expression.

List of countries America is friends with:
Germany

List of Countries Russia is friends with:
Germany

Russia's friends:
Armenia
Belarus
Some of the Ukraine

>>585142
>>Morocco is not part of African Union.

FUCK YES ALAOUITES

>>588122

And in Poland there is less hatred for Russians than your country says there is. It just seems our politicians really love to troll each other for no apparent reasons, even though it's getting slightly better lately.

I personally think we should start a new era of friendship and cooperation by splitting both Belarus and Ukraine in half and incorporating them to Poland and Russia, where they rightfully belong.

>>584977
>Implying half those countries aren't girls.

Why BR is standing? And what's up with that carrot?

>>588269

I like your idea about Ukraine. Вперед, делим Украину!

Poor USA
no one wants to be friends anymore :(

keep up the good work Obama

>>588269

You best be trolling, Bantu.

Ukraine's a valuable buffer and Belarus can become one, if they go in the EU direction. Russian interests clash with ours and their diplomacy is one of a authoritarian regime - they threatened us with nukes less, than a year ago - "herp derp, let's be friend" attitude won't change that.

Russians try to establish their military buffer zone in Central Europe as well as economical hegemony via threats, economic blackmail and fraud. They'll fuck us sideways, if we let them.

>>585056
>new nuclear arms reduction pact. it will be signed next month (was agreed on days ago).

Also a complete sham, at least on our part. We're "reducing" by the amount of old weapons in our stockpile that are too old to work any more.

>>588160
>>588160

Personally I dont like Germans.

America has no permanent friends or enemies, only interests. - Henry Kissinger

>>588423

"Fuck bitches, get money" - Henry Kissinger

>>588423
>>588447
"America sucks and i'm asshole" - Henry Kissinger