USA is boring except for big cities

And that's really about it.

1. Fuck Mormons.

2. New England is overrated.

3. The midwest is underrated.

4. WEST COAST = BEST COAST

gb2/new/ americunts

>>550025

fuck kentucky nigger

>>550057

fuck everywhere else but America, nigger. and BUMP

>>550057
sounds like someone's ready for stateballs!

>>550070
>>550070
>stateballs

Florida has the biggest.

>>people like Virginia

Ya'll are nice peoples.

>>550081
only nova

best map imo

ILLINOIS!

>>550099
>>550099
now why would you hate IL?

Do reckon it is about that time.

>>550099
lol someone's butthurt about NYC being so much better than LA it's a wonder anyone bothers comparing them

>>550092
you afraid of WY? they're honestly not all that bad

>>550092

your map fucking sucks, all you left alive were hipsters and drug addicts.

>>550111
>>550111

LA really sucks (smog) but the Bay Area and N.California are the shit. IL fag here.

>>550128
too bad no honest person can afford the bay area anymore

>>550096
>>550096
Actually, I really love Iowa ... must've rushed my coloring.

I am fucking tired of Mass.

Washingtonfag here.

>>550180
Where at?

Please don't say Tacoma, everyone 4channer I meet from there seems to be a huge druggie.

>>550164
most people are

how do i do this?

I used to love Alaska, but then I found out Sarah Palin was THEIR governor.

>>550203
photoshop??

>>550203
paint.net?

>>550203
microsoft paint

dropper tool on the color you want

then paint bucket

i dont get the texas hate. its clearly the best state in america. the dallas-fort worth area is the best.

>>550230
Dallas has all the amenities/events of a modern US city except for culture.

No wonder their hipsters all move up here eventually. I don't even blame them.

>>550230
Califag here

Don't get me wrong, you guys are not bad, but the best state? lol no.

>>550230
Most Americans are Family Guy fans.

It'll all make sense.

>>550230

>>550264
>Californian
>likes the Deep South

I don't believe you.

>>550241
>>550241
okay ... then maybe, one of the BEST states...
and as for culture, you gotta be kidding me ... there are lots of culture mix in Dallas.

weather is perfect
people are nice
streets are clean, no smog, barely any pollution
great parks
great clubs (just like any big city really)
great people
lots and lots of space
its quiet ...

IL fag here. redid my map :)

>>550080
Did somebody say FLORIDA?

>>550270

have you been to the south? i swear i was expecting rednecks and all i got were country accents. looks like they're modernizing except for their political idea's.

>>550230
I live in Fort Worth, it`s pretty cool here.

We have a nice zoo. Also good museums.
And there`s this bar downtown that has free nachos during Happy Hour.

>>550291

bro-fist

all other states weak

>>550296
>looks like they're modernizing except for their political idea's.

That's why everyone in California hates the Deep South.

with that said: for the love of GOD don't re-elect Pelosi, my fellow califags

>>550296
It really depends what part of the South you go. If you go to a populated area, they have a Southern culture, but are not bydlo, same with any urban area.

Basically, being a Redneck and being Southern are two different things.

>>550310
Her and the box will not get my vote

>>550300
YEAR, BRUDER!!!!

>>550311

God i love my state

>>550270
I was being lazy the first time.

Louisiana is the only state I'm pretty torn about, because Cajun food is enough to justify its existence.

Texas, outside of Austin, is shit. Virginia is decent.

>>550316

we need the jew monies

>>550315
The world needs more Republicans like Schwarzenegger

and less Democrats like Pelosi and Boxer

Then California will be the greatest place on Earth (once again)

>>550327
WHo doesn't? I'm the guy who made that and the two Florida comics posted, BTW. It's awesome living in a warm climate that is also affluent, which is a rare combination throughout the world.

Georgiafag here. Can you see a pattern?

>>550341
>Average Day in Florida.jpeg

RAWR!!!

>>550345

I dare you to try and take Texas on nigger

>>550351
Yes.

Girl = non-natives
Gator = natives

>>550345
>>550345
fuck outta here chink

>>550344
You.... like places with big coastal cities?
I can't really tell, to be honest.

>>550352
>california
I can't really tell what your angle is here... that massive strip of California coast covers areas that are diametrically opposed in climate, politics, race demographics, etc.
I'm just going to assume you're one of those idiots that think California = just Los Angeles and San Francisco, merging into each other at the borders

I don't see why they shit their pants whenever they hear that we sell beer in stores.

South NH sucks because we get stuck with all the conservative bullshit redneck massfucks immigrating to a place that they think is a frontier because they see four trees in close proximity to each other.

In my graduating class of 400 in a New Hampshire school, I was one of six people who were born in NH. The rest were from Mass. More people came from outside of the country than were born inside the state. Howy fuck.

>>550382

Like there's anything to kill with fire there.

>>550392
My post. I fucking HATE FLORIDA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! DRAMATIC FUCKS OVER THERE!!!!

inb4 all brown

>implying they aren't all the same

>People hating on Ohio

wat

>>550340
>needs more republicans like the Gahvenator

lolwut

>>550379
No, I like the parts of California that contain the Sierra Nevadas, the redwood forests, Yosemite, etc. but I hate the cesspools that are San Francisco and Los Angeles.

>>550400

u mad

>>550404
you have some serious latency issues in murrkia

>>550408
>>550408
lmao eurofaggot. each state/region differ from each other.

anyone who lists oregon and washington as two different colors doesn't know wtf they're talking about

same fucking state.

>>550415
>live in maryland
>hate virginia

sounds about right. whats the matter, butthurt north virginia is infinitely better than the shit hole you live in?

>>550426
>>550426
>each state/region differ from each other.
yea they developed totally isolated cultures in 200 years of history. not.

>>550417
San Francisco is pretty nice, actually.

I know the general concensus around the nation is that it's a land of uberliberals and faggots. They exist there, but it's really VERY exaggerated by T.V. etc.

That said, I don't live there and wouldn't want to.

Los Angeles/Hollywood IS a cultural wasteland of human filth, however.
Here's a map.

>>550440

large landmass and 300 million people. it gets different.

but you wouldn't know because you haven't had the honor of being born American.

>>550426
You got to remember Europeans have no concept of how fucking big America is. Their concept of a nation state is what they are use to - a country the size of Colorado, or maybe an even smaller state. Therefore it's hard to for them to think about such large cultural differences with in one country, because they havent considered this.

>>550440
>>550440
uhhhh. yes they have. why dont you actually travel here and know the difference? name your eurofag country plz

New York, Pennsylvania, Massachusetts: Rest of America, are you even trying?

New England: Cool, I guess

California: South is... okay I guess, North is god mode, SAN FRAN, RAIN AND REDWOODS, FUCK YEAR

Oregon: RAIN AND REDWOODS FUCK YEAR

Washington: RAIN AND REDWOODS FUCK YEAR

Texas: Pretty cool guys outside of the hicks

Louisiana: New Orleans once had awesome old buildings, but now... not so much

Illinois: Reminds me of Ontario. (Kentucky?, was filled in at the same time. should be yellow)

Delaware: Doesn't exist.

New Jersey: New York's garbage, guidos and THOSE ANNOYING ASS ACCENTS.

Southern USA: HURRDURR land

The Dakotas, Nebraska: I don't even know why I hate them, just, fuck these guys.

Seriously.

Everything Else: Either they suck, or I just don't care.

>>550463
developing big cultural differences in 4 generations.

is u serious murrika?

>>550467
Italy (haters gonna hate)

>>550431
I've been to both, and I can say Portland is a bit of a different story from Seattle

They shouldn't be more than one color offset though, because they're mostly the same.

Hell, all 3 west coast states should really be the same color.

any county with 250k people or more is love rest is shit. You cannot judge a whole state IMO

>>550477

yea and we put a man on the moon and save europe twice.

all in a centuries work for the United States of America.

>>550477
>>550477
YEAH!!! My goodness. There are HUGE cultural differences between California's West Coast, the NYC tri-state area, the Southern states, the Midwest states and Texas is its own unique place.

>>550455
San fran wasnt AS bad as Los Angeles, but being the center of the Hippie revolution, it must be destroyed. San Diego was pretty chill though, other then the guy with naught but a poodle tail out his ass skating down the boardwalk.

>>550489
>"Love" Countries= Over 250 million
>USA, Indonesia, India, China
>Only one good country

HAHAHAHA NO.

>>550426
>each state/region differ from each other
not even murrikans agree:

>>550486
>they're mostly the same

>>550484
>>550484
Now, Eurofaggot - You are so butthurt about America that you're willing to stay up so late at night and troll us? You probably love sucking American dick. Go to sleep.

>>550455
THE TRUTH IS REVEALED FOR THE DECAY OF AMERICA:
They came from the depths of Salton Sea!

Lotta hate here

>>550492
>save europe twice.
you safed europe? from Europe?

lol mericunt logic.

>>550506
>>550506
Uhh? What? Why don't you read the whole shit? The Northwest region are almost the same aka Seattle and Portland.

>>550506
This shows you dont know where oregon and washington are. Fuck off.

>>550508
bitches don't know about the southern european tendency to go to bed late.

>>550476
>oregon
>washington
>redwoods

nigga u trollin

>>550505
county and country is different you know that right?

>>550512

like italy was going to do it. always were niggers of europe, backstabbing and changing sides.

oh and the people of the 40's would agree with us over some euro idiot who's butthurt about America, greatest country on earth.

>>550520
>>550520
going late at bed isnt 4:15 in the morning ,... you're doing an allnighter trying to "troll" us with shit you don't know about ... just admit it kid. you love america.

>>550486
The difference is that Seattle is shedding its bohemian-ness to become more corporate while Portland is continuing to be anti-business as fuck and seems to WANT to keep its bums.

>>550526
you do know that Italy was a axis power, right?

lol @ niggers
Italian IQ = 102
US IQ = 98

>>550505
HAHAHAHA WHAT?

>>550522
>Redwoods
>Native to northern California and southern Oregon

I just copy pasted for Oregon and Washington.

Cool states, whatever the trees are.

>>550535
you can't even timezone correctly. typical dumb americunt.

PROTIP: Its 3:15

>>550505
>>550505
this shows you really know nothing about the usa. county and country are different terms you eurofag

HURR DURR I GOT TROLLED fuck off our thread

>>550539
>he thinks IQ tests are an accurate measure of intelligence

This is an automatic admission of idiocy.

>>550522
Heres an interesting but useless fact: In the old town of Albuquerque New Mexico, about ten years ago city planners notices that three of the trees were unusually larger then the other ponda rosa pines that were growing in the area. They did some tests and they turned out to be Sequoias that the old conquistadors planted in the area 500 years ago.

>>550546
>>550546

boo hoo, i got one hour wrong... but guess what? you'll still be up here for another hour or perhaps two just to show you are obsessed with our country :)

>>550553
>he thinks they aren't

I'll give you something to read: http://www.psych.uiuc.edu/~broberts/Neisser%20et%20al,%201996,%20intelligence.pdf

>>550489
agreed.

>>550546

what's that, 4:15 AM?

still awake? lazy worthless eurofaggots

>>550546
>> typical dumb americunt
enjoy neutralizing your own argument

>>550564
getting the time correctly is an easy task for a first grader.... at least in italy
>>550568
enjoying live is our way of living. u mad cos of that?

>>550555
Whoa, didn't know that

How the fuck did the redwoods survive though? They live off fog drip.

geez stfu and more maps please

>>550586
>>550586
because I live in Italy, right? also, learn2English

is "living life" in Italy staying up all night and obsessing about America? if yes, I would LOVE to live in Italy.

>>550586

No, so long as you stay out my country because you're a worthless loser, i'll be ok.

>>550590
They arent really sure i dont think. It was a short news report on our local news and they didnt go into it very much so I couldnt tell you. But it is interesting to me that they brought the seeds all that way.

>>550600
>monlingual complaining about the language skill of others
I lol'd

i eat my pasta while educating americunts, thats the way i roll. got a problem with that?

>>550601
>fat americunt calling others looser
oh u

>>550614
>>550614
you chose the wrong person to talk about multilingualism. i speak all the major germanic languages. :) ... in the end, when a thread about Italy is made here, nobody will post in it. italy is just that irrelevant. please keep obsessing about America.

They don't call us Massholes for nothing. And some states I like for purely aesthetic things like lakes, mountain ranges, etc.

>>550604
kinda interesting they didnt notice earlier though, Redwoods get fucking tall, fucking fast, and their foliage doesn't resemble pine at all.

Here, have an albino redwood

>>550623

>fat italian calling the skinny American fat

lol?

>>550629
>i speak all the major germanic languages
o rly. i bet you can't even iterate em.

>>550514
Washington is full of win and industrious, diverse people
Oregon is full of poor, white druggies and hipsters

>>550635

ur @ faggit

>>550654
>>550654
svenska
deutsch
nederlands

... hmmm hurr durr i got trolled, seriously nigger, fuck off

>>550638
>implying fat

>>550665
>asspained redneck

>>550455
I live in Los Angeles.

It's exactly how you described it. ;_;

>>550670
Hallo.
Mich mal dein deutsch testen lassen.

inb4googletranslatorshit

>>550635

Montana here. we actually got recognized? fucking cool!

>>550682

>>550683
>ugly wannabe irish mick

Ur StIll A fAgGit

>>550691
das geht nicht auf Deutsch neger ... mich mal was?
you cant start a sentence in the dative case ... you FAIL.

>>550700
>Italy not on the chart
is u serious?

>>550712

only important countries

>>550710
oh you didn't lie.
that's unusual for americunts.

>>550721
>>550721
as i said, you chose the wrong american to talk about multilingualism

>>550710


hello brother, i speak several dialects of German, own 13 SS uniforms, know the German anthem word for word, deny the holocaust

>>550725
you're not a total idiot then. exceptions proof the rule.

>>550721

europe is great.

i lied.

>>550738
u so creative. have you stole euro scientists again?

No map for me.

Homeland: Michigan is the superior peninsula

Love: Massachusetts

Like: Wisconsin

Dislike: California, states where no one lives

Hate: no middle ground

KILL IT WITH FIRE: everything south of Ohio

Neutral: all else

>>550735
>>550735
and you're still obsessed with america and americans

>>550682
>Obesity statistics - countries compared - NationMaster_22h28m.png
>22h28m
>22h28m
>22h28m
>22h28m
>implying italian

>>550689
Of course it's right, I've taken the 7-hour road trip it takes to get to LA from where I live

We should just nuke southern CA

maybe take down Las Vegas while we're at it.

>>550743

we didn't have to still anybody to invent the aeroplane, Refrigeration, Motorcycle.

just a few of the *common* thing you euroniggers take for granted.

you guys got too many feeling for each other.

>>550771
>Refrigeration
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Refrigerator#History

i guess the others are just as correct.

>>550798

enjoy the list? sure was more helpful then italy ever was in the last hundred years.

Italian cunt is mad because ever since the Lombards settled in his countries been full of fail.

>>550807
>he first known artificial refrigeration was demonstrated by William Cullen at the University of Glasgow in 1748

i looked up one of your claims. and u lied....

>sees people hating on Virginia

Fuck y'all niggas, if it wasn't for us you'd still be Britain.

>>550820

well don't give credit to the romans for anything, the greeks have done it already; according to your logic.

it surprises me how much pain America has caused you.

>>550851

as if pussy n.e. will do anything to anybody

D.C. is on the shit list, too.

>>550863
>>550863
explain the IL hate.

>>550865
Probably might have something to do with nigger president

>>550877
>>550877
thats a very stupid reason. i really hate ronald reagan but i dont hate CA at all.

>>550865
Eh, I'd have no problem with the state if it weren't for Chicago. The people are alright, but the government is beyond the normal levels of corruption.

>>550877
I don't hate Obama. I can disagree with someone and not outright hate them.

>>550892
>>550892
yeah, id agree with that.... i live in the chicago burbs, not very far from chicago... but i had lived in some other state, i would probably say i "like" IL ... wouldn't love it at all.

>>550885
Yeah, it was just 4chan humor.
>>550892
Yeah like how the cities hand gun restriction don't apply to the politicians themselves? Way to go Chicago.

this

>>550885
Illinois is infamous as one of the centers of political corruption in America, second only to D.C. itself

Enjoy the slums and fouled water

>>550905
>>550905
hmm what? chicago is next to the largest fresh water lake source in america ... foul water what? slums though ... thats a good one, but i live in a great neighborhood

You can't hate New York or California

You can't love Massachusetts or Mississippi.

>>550923
Californian here, I like Mass.

>>550489
Canyon county in Idaho is now Metropolitan? The fuck?

>>550398
You can't buy beer in supermarkets in Mass? That's dumb. Alcohol is readily available here in Florida in most spermarkets and no one thinks anything of it. We even have some alcohol stores taht have DRIVE-THRUS. Pic related.

You guys got a problem with mah turf?

>>550400
>My post. I fucking HATE FLORIDA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! DRAMATIC FUCKS OVER THERE!!!!

Ironically, the poeple you are thinking of are probably people who have only recently moved there. Locals who are born here have a much more laid-back mindset.

>>550455
Some other Califag said the reps in the federal government are uberliberals, but those in the state government are more balalnced. Such cases.

>>550398
>>550164
saved

also, contributing

>>549983
>stateballs

>>551028
Let the 'merrkans have their fun.

>>550555
Did you know that Florida was its own country for 30 days in 1861 between when it seceded from the Union and joined the newly formed Confederacy?

>>551021

explain why florida is a moose? and who's the blue ball?

>>551059
1. Costume party

2. Alaska

>>551068
Alaska has blue balls.

>>551021
Texasball is supposed to have a cowboy hat.
I think stateballs are a boring idea because most states are boring..

>>551059

then florida would be a crocodile, and alaska would dress up as a russian

>>551021
LOL...also saved.

Contributing old one, but good one.

>>551079
Boring isn't bad. It's calming.

Idahofag here, so ... ya.

AMERICA IS MY HOMELAND!

>>551057
The original 13 colonies were also like this. Don't forget that many took a bit of a break between gaining independence and joining the union.

>>551081
Florida would be an alligator, but whatever. Same difference. Also, Alaska should resemble Sarah Palin with the hairdo and glasses.

>>551097
Yes, that's true.

Also...the sequel to this: >>551089

The only states I've been to.

>>551089

damn.

i forgot how Mississippi is still flying their confederate flag around.

even Alabama had to take theirs down because of raging black people with lawyers.

>>551079
>I think stateballs are a boring idea because most states are boring...

If you tell the stories the right way, you can make even the most dull material interesting.

>>551112
Yup. Mississippi is the only state left with the Confederate flag on its state flag. Means they are full of bydlo, but it also means they aren't politically correct busy-bodies with no balls, so it evens out.

Pic unrelated.

>>550476

Pennsylvania?

Sure, Erie's pretty cool and I haven't been to Pittsburgh, but I'm guessing it's okay.

But the rest of Pennsylvania's equivalent to West Virginia. Bunch of motorcyclers, "cowboys" and old people who have no money to retire to somewhere nice.

>>551116
True. but they're usually not very good

>>551141

all former CSA states have their flag some how giving tribute to the confederacy one way or another. you just have to spot it.

>>551153
Perhaps you could make a good one?

>>551193
True.

As long as you don't have the saltire everyone associates with the confederacy and use one of the previous flags (stars and bars) or one of its unofficial flags (Bonnie Blue flag), you are okay.

The Texas and North Carolina flags use the Bonnie Blue flag pictured.