Anonymous
07/14/12(Sat)16:01
No.5293942

Anonymous 07/14/12(Sat)16:01 No.5293942

no, western men have just become pussified

hilariously ironic that women complain about it, they were one of the causes of this unwelcome evolution

Anonymous
07/14/12(Sat)16:05
No.5293975

Anonymous 07/14/12(Sat)16:05 No.5293975

So she married a guy who never showed interest in her, never shows affection and does little apart from sleeping and working.

She surely didn't marry him for his money.

Anonymous
07/14/12(Sat)16:07
No.5293987

Anonymous 07/14/12(Sat)16:07 No.5293987

File: 1342296440092.jpg-(21 KB, 384x288, lc1.jpg)

>Germany is one of those rare countries where the men are so pussy-whipped that they sit when they pee!
Don't waste your time nor money in bitches. They are only soulless leeches.

Anonymous
07/14/12(Sat)16:09
No.5294001

Anonymous 07/14/12(Sat)16:09 No.5294001

>>5293987
>they sit when they pee!

we really do it...

Anonymous
07/14/12(Sat)16:36
No.5294186

Anonymous 07/14/12(Sat)16:36 No.5294186

>>5294001
I don't, but I'm from Bavaria.

Anonymous
07/14/12(Sat)16:39
No.5294219

Anonymous 07/14/12(Sat)16:39 No.5294219

>im married to a german guy
>married
>only starts to complain now
What a whore.

Anonymous
07/14/12(Sat)16:42
No.5294253

Anonymous 07/14/12(Sat)16:42 No.5294253

File: 1342298555159.jpg-(95 KB, 703x525, mexicanspike.jpg)

>daily reminder that by far most german males are pussies and became asexual.
it's ok Germany, we will have babies with german chicks, you can rest and play video games

Anonymous
07/14/12(Sat)16:43
No.5294262

Anonymous 07/14/12(Sat)16:43 No.5294262

File: 1342298598847.jpg-(60 KB, 525x650, 1233083224814.jpg)

Do Germans just have no time for wenches?

Anonymous
07/14/12(Sat)16:47
No.5294296

Anonymous 07/14/12(Sat)16:47 No.5294296

>>5293921
>>5294001
all true, sadly.

Anonymous
07/14/12(Sat)16:47
No.5294297

Anonymous 07/14/12(Sat)16:47 No.5294297

>>5294253
nice one mexican guy, just don't lose your head and end up hanging from a bridge or so on your way here :). i heard you guys do this often in recent times. haha, happy living in a shit country faggot

Anonymous
07/14/12(Sat)16:47
No.5294298

Anonymous 07/14/12(Sat)16:47 No.5294298

>more interested about playing chess than having a one night stand. Sad but true.
That's positive you stupid whore.

Anonymous
07/14/12(Sat)16:47
No.5294299

Anonymous 07/14/12(Sat)16:47 No.5294299

The last time Germans stopped giving a fuck about women and founded all sorts of fancy men-only organizations shit got out of hand really quick. Oh shit-

Anonymous
07/14/12(Sat)16:48
No.5294300

Anonymous 07/14/12(Sat)16:48 No.5294300

>>5294186

Bayern stronk!

Anonymous
07/14/12(Sat)16:48
No.5294302

Anonymous 07/14/12(Sat)16:48 No.5294302

Can't they at least try to spell correctly? It pisses me off.

Anonymous
07/14/12(Sat)16:48
No.5294309

Anonymous 07/14/12(Sat)16:48 No.5294309

>>5293921

That pic looks pretty much like what Slovene people do. So in other countries it's normal to just talk to random strangers or what?

Anonymous
07/14/12(Sat)16:53
No.5294388

Anonymous 07/14/12(Sat)16:53 No.5294388

File: 1342299199185.png-(312 KB, 2000x883, Population_growth_rate_wo(...).png)

>>5293921
daily reminder that germany is dying because of this

Anonymous
07/14/12(Sat)16:53
No.5294392

Anonymous 07/14/12(Sat)16:53 No.5294392

>>5294298
Oy vey, Norway is lost too...

But seriously, peeing while sitting down is what everyone should do at home and friends'.
There's no reason to do it standing up.
Can someone explain me how avoiding to piss on my toilet seat makes me a girl?

Public toilets are different, of course.

Anonymous
07/14/12(Sat)16:55
No.5294414

Anonymous 07/14/12(Sat)16:55 No.5294414

File: 1342299329431.jpg-(245 KB, 990x698, 1341615509996.jpg)

>breeding camps.
LMFO

Ok I've never been to Germany but I've heard they have beautiful girls, do you really don't fuck them all night long ?

>they sit when they pee!
Is this a metaphor ? Or do they actually sit down to pee, say at a bar's, or at a restaurant's restroom ?

Anonymous
07/14/12(Sat)16:56
No.5294423

Anonymous 07/14/12(Sat)16:56 No.5294423

>Not only they wouldn't treat you like a sexual object
>He overanalyzes everything, he is very polite
>more interested about playing chess than having one night stand
I don't see the problem. What do women want? A guy that treats them like a sex slave?

Anonymous
07/14/12(Sat)16:57
No.5294425

Anonymous 07/14/12(Sat)16:57 No.5294425

This is so me.

>we german now

Anonymous
07/14/12(Sat)16:57
No.5294428

Anonymous 07/14/12(Sat)16:57 No.5294428

>>5294388
>not taking into account infant mortality rates
>trying to be real science
Pick one yank.

Anonymous
07/14/12(Sat)16:59
No.5294437

Anonymous 07/14/12(Sat)16:59 No.5294437

>>5294428
That's population growth, not number of children, you fool.
How do you think could people have less than 0 children?

Anonymous
07/14/12(Sat)16:59
No.5294443

Anonymous 07/14/12(Sat)16:59 No.5294443

Sex is a gamble in the west. You have to hope that what you're doing isn't on that particular woman's list of things that are rape, and then you have to hope that you're damn good at it so she doesn't spread around that you're a loser in bed.

This is why blacks, latinos and arabs are so succesful with them, they don't give a shit about what women think or about going to jail.

Anonymous
07/14/12(Sat)16:59
No.5294445

Anonymous 07/14/12(Sat)16:59 No.5294445

File: 1342299592045.jpg-(72 KB, 700x402, ALPHA PATROL.jpg)

>tfw every time I go to germany and all the beta German boys in awe as I pull the ladies

Anonymous
07/14/12(Sat)16:59
No.5294448

Anonymous 07/14/12(Sat)16:59 No.5294448

>>5294392
pull foreskin back and aim. I only sit if im really fucking tired, otherwise its just natural for me to stand.

Anonymous
07/14/12(Sat)17:00
No.5294455

Anonymous 07/14/12(Sat)17:00 No.5294455

>>5294425
>We Tupac now
>>5294414
There are a few, but for us (normal people) its impossible to even get near to them
>>5293921
Why does she marry him, when its obvious that he is a complete stranger towards her?

Anonymous
07/14/12(Sat)17:01
No.5294458

Anonymous 07/14/12(Sat)17:01 No.5294458

>>5294437
silly germ can't even read maps

Anonymous
07/14/12(Sat)17:01
No.5294465

Anonymous 07/14/12(Sat)17:01 No.5294465

>>5294299
Last time they didn't have vidya, movies, cheap air travel and tons of other fabulous prizes to keep themselves occupied.

Anonymous
07/14/12(Sat)17:02
No.5294469

Anonymous 07/14/12(Sat)17:02 No.5294469

>>5294392
It's considered emasculating that you're imitating having a vagina when you have the privilege and convenience of peeing standing up

The fact you're avoiding it because you're afraid a little piss might bounce onto it is even more emasculating

Anonymous
07/14/12(Sat)17:03
No.5294476

Anonymous 07/14/12(Sat)17:03 No.5294476

File: 1342299780940.jpg-(23 KB, 245x320, nelsonmandela.jpg)

>German males are not masculine
>still have more balls than Scandinavians

Anonymous
07/14/12(Sat)17:03
No.5294477

Anonymous 07/14/12(Sat)17:03 No.5294477

that's sad.

Anonymous
07/14/12(Sat)17:03
No.5294482

Anonymous 07/14/12(Sat)17:03 No.5294482

>>5294469

This

Stop being women, Germanbros

Stand up and piss like men

Anonymous
07/14/12(Sat)17:04
No.5294484

Anonymous 07/14/12(Sat)17:04 No.5294484

>>5294445
faggot detection is of the hook right now.

> tfw amifag comes to good ol' germany
> tfw he drinks for the first time at 18
> tfw he talks big like how he pulls the ladies
> tfw amifags can't hold their liquor
> puke around like little sissy fags and german girls laugh at them
> true story bro

Anonymous
07/14/12(Sat)17:04
No.5294490

Anonymous 07/14/12(Sat)17:04 No.5294490

They actually pee sitting down? I don't even use restrooms, I pee outside unless I am somewhere without access to a bush or tree. I especially don't like using other peoples toilets, If I'm at someone else's house I go outside and pee in a bush or if there is none on a fence/on their house. I even know some girls who pee standing up. Nothing like the feeling of the wind on your balls.

Anonymous
07/14/12(Sat)17:05
No.5294497

Anonymous 07/14/12(Sat)17:05 No.5294497

File: 1342299914357.jpg-(56 KB, 385x402, georgecarlin.jpg)

>>5294448
>2011+1
>having forskins
I SHIGGY MCDIGGY

Anonymous
07/14/12(Sat)17:06
No.5294507

Anonymous 07/14/12(Sat)17:06 No.5294507

>>5294497
Circumcision is (still) banned in Germany.

Anonymous
07/14/12(Sat)17:06
No.5294509

Anonymous 07/14/12(Sat)17:06 No.5294509

>sit when they pee

Yeah, that's why all the male students at the university toilets are using the urinals, eh?

ANd why are you a pussy for using the damn toilet over the urinals? I'm not comfortable having another guy standing next to me while pissing. Plus, sitting is way comfier.

Anonymous
07/14/12(Sat)17:06
No.5294510

Anonymous 07/14/12(Sat)17:06 No.5294510

>>5294497
well if i decide not to have one i can just go an get it cut off tomorrow i guess, can you say the same?

Anonymous
07/14/12(Sat)17:07
No.5294520

Anonymous 07/14/12(Sat)17:07 No.5294520

>>5294507

This is based on a headline that I happened to see in Finnish media today, but didn't Merkel say that she doesn't care about the ban and it wouldn't be enforced on religious grounds? So what's the point of the ban then anyway.

Anonymous
07/14/12(Sat)17:07
No.5294522

Anonymous 07/14/12(Sat)17:07 No.5294522

>>5294509
>justifying being emasculated
>2012
silly kraut, go back to hakenkreuz

Anonymous
07/14/12(Sat)17:08
No.5294523

Anonymous 07/14/12(Sat)17:08 No.5294523

>>5294509

>Sitting
>Not putting a hand against the wall and leaning over the toilet as you piss like a man

Anonymous
07/14/12(Sat)17:08
No.5294524

Anonymous 07/14/12(Sat)17:08 No.5294524

>>5294469
It's pretty silly to define your masculinity over being dirty and doing things "the male way".

I just do what I want the way I want it, which is usually the most reasonable and comfortable way.

If that makes me a woman in your eyes, then so be it.
I laugh at sad machismo fags being omega as fuck in their frantic perpetuation of overcome stereotypes.
Also, if you piss at my toilet seat, you'll clean it or never use my bathroom again.

>>5294507
It's not banned, stop believing /pol/ and daily mail tier "newspapers".

Anonymous
07/14/12(Sat)17:08
No.5294530

Anonymous 07/14/12(Sat)17:08 No.5294530

File: 1342300119064.jpg-(299 KB, 575x613, 1248460724344.jpg)

>>5294262
>Bundesrepublik
>uniform that looks like a Nazi one

Fuck fangirls. Not in the literal sense.

Anonymous
07/14/12(Sat)17:09
No.5294531

Anonymous 07/14/12(Sat)17:09 No.5294531

File: 1342300142122.jpg-(66 KB, 443x359, 1341567923923.jpg)

>>5294510

Anonymous
07/14/12(Sat)17:09
No.5294532

Anonymous 07/14/12(Sat)17:09 No.5294532

>>5294507
It's only banned for children.

Anonymous
07/14/12(Sat)17:10
No.5294545

Anonymous 07/14/12(Sat)17:10 No.5294545

>>5294532
It's not banned for children either.
Stop embarrassing your people by spouting nonsense.

Anonymous
07/14/12(Sat)17:11
No.5294555

Anonymous 07/14/12(Sat)17:11 No.5294555

File: 1342300306135.jpg-(128 KB, 634x510, 9VQpw.jpg)

>>5294531

Anonymous
07/14/12(Sat)17:13
No.5294563

Anonymous 07/14/12(Sat)17:13 No.5294563

File: 1342300411089.jpg-(59 KB, 500x500, 1341700029908.jpg)

>>5294555

Anonymous
07/14/12(Sat)17:13
No.5294564

Anonymous 07/14/12(Sat)17:13 No.5294564

It's true ;_; It's so fucking true my god we are pathetic... No wonder immigrants are taking over our contries.

Anonymous
07/14/12(Sat)17:14
No.5294573

Anonymous 07/14/12(Sat)17:14 No.5294573

Feminism at work.

Anonymous
07/14/12(Sat)17:15
No.5294582

Anonymous 07/14/12(Sat)17:15 No.5294582

>>5294573
>dutch bitch complaining about feminism
dohohoho

Anonymous
07/14/12(Sat)17:16
No.5294585

Anonymous 07/14/12(Sat)17:16 No.5294585

>>5294545
http://www.focus.de/politik/deutschland/tid-26512/rabbiner-schockiert-ueber-beschneidungs-verbot-sch
werster-angriff-auf-juedisches-leben-seit-dem-holocaust_aid_781078.html

Anonymous
07/14/12(Sat)17:16
No.5294588

Anonymous 07/14/12(Sat)17:16 No.5294588

>>5294582
I'm not complaining. It's just an observation.

Anonymous
07/14/12(Sat)17:17
No.5294599

Anonymous 07/14/12(Sat)17:17 No.5294599

>>5294482
dude, if you'd piss on my seat id make you lick it clean. i don't care whether you live like animals in your shitty country. you will sit the fuck down you fucking pig.

Anonymous
07/14/12(Sat)17:23
No.5294641

Anonymous 07/14/12(Sat)17:23 No.5294641

Somehow that whole emasculating bullshit is sad. Really sad.
But then again when every European was a manly man, we had a major war about every 20 years. So yeah.

Anonymous
07/14/12(Sat)17:25
No.5294655

Anonymous 07/14/12(Sat)17:25 No.5294655

>>5294599
Prepare to get in a fist fight with every guy who uses your toilet who's not a German pussy.

Seriously, you're one backed up Kraut. Get laid you brainless fuckstick.

Anonymous
07/14/12(Sat)17:31
No.5294692

Anonymous 07/14/12(Sat)17:31 No.5294692

>>5294655
Prepare to loose that fist fight.

Anonymous
07/14/12(Sat)17:33
No.5294702

Anonymous 07/14/12(Sat)17:33 No.5294702

>>5294692
lol, I'd love to see you get put down like an emasculated bitch over your precious toilet seat, you fucking piss nazi

Anonymous
07/14/12(Sat)17:34
No.5294710

Anonymous 07/14/12(Sat)17:34 No.5294710

>>5294702
lol come at me.

Anonymous
07/14/12(Sat)17:34
No.5294713

Anonymous 07/14/12(Sat)17:34 No.5294713

>>5294710
Do you even lift you pussy kraut?

Anonymous
07/14/12(Sat)17:35
No.5294719

Anonymous 07/14/12(Sat)17:35 No.5294719

>>5294713
No, im just acting.

Anonymous
07/14/12(Sat)17:36
No.5294730

Anonymous 07/14/12(Sat)17:36 No.5294730

File: 1342301808449.png-(257 KB, 1500x1253, 1341212996166.png)

>>5294719

Anonymous
07/14/12(Sat)17:44
No.5294791

Anonymous 07/14/12(Sat)17:44 No.5294791

>complain when men treat them like dirty whores
>complain when men don't treat them like dirty whores
>women

Anonymous
07/14/12(Sat)17:51
No.5294838

Anonymous 07/14/12(Sat)17:51 No.5294838

What about all of that disgusting German porn? A lot of those guys don't look beta and pussy whipped?

Anonymous
07/14/12(Sat)18:05
No.5294956

Anonymous 07/14/12(Sat)18:05 No.5294956

Don't believe that one faggot beta. Nearly no one sits down to piss here.
Normal man make jokes about that fags all the time. There is even an insult for man that act like pussys that refers to it. "Sitzpisser".

>>5294585

Wow, as I heard before it could be counted as battery and medics are afraid to get sued. But that it is de facto banned... nice.
Btw: anyone knows if there is any rule for Jews or Muslims when they have to get mutilated? Do they have to do it as small kids or are the parents just afraid nobody is stupid enough to do this after he is able to use his own brain?

Anonymous
07/15/12(Sun)07:50
No.5298406

Anonymous 07/15/12(Sun)07:50 No.5298406

>>5294713
we are the master race, fuckface. the only reason you beat us -- together with a shitload of other countries -- was because your bullshit country is bigger and you have more to spend. it was purely numbers.

i germany was as big as your fucking country you and all your little friends would have gotten bitch slapped, you pathetic fat fucks

Anonymous
07/15/12(Sun)08:00
No.5298439

Anonymous 07/15/12(Sun)08:00 No.5298439

I always imagine german girls were the ones that ask for a date for guys

Anonymous
07/15/12(Sun)08:02
No.5298444

Anonymous 07/15/12(Sun)08:02 No.5298444

>Be Dutch
>Dutch girls are slutty as fuck
I just want my nice German waifu...

Anonymous
07/15/12(Sun)08:07
No.5298455

Anonymous 07/15/12(Sun)08:07 No.5298455

What the fuck is wrong with sitting to piss? I always sit on my own toilet. I don't want to clean all my piss from the floor.

Anonymous
07/15/12(Sun)08:10
No.5298458

Anonymous 07/15/12(Sun)08:10 No.5298458

>>5294476
don't generalize, I don't even know men who don't get laid when they want to..

Anonymous
07/15/12(Sun)08:11
No.5298460

Anonymous 07/15/12(Sun)08:11 No.5298460

>>5294713
>lifting
>having anything to do with fighting

Jesus christ our generation is fucked.

Anonymous
07/15/12(Sun)08:12
No.5298463

Anonymous 07/15/12(Sun)08:12 No.5298463

>>5293921
Im glad i still have some of my third-world machismo. Bitches love it.

Anonymous
07/15/12(Sun)08:12
No.5298465

Anonymous 07/15/12(Sun)08:12 No.5298465

>>5298458
>In English, Scandinavia usually refers to Denmark, Norway and Sweden [2][4][5]
What have you got to do with anything mongol?

Anonymous
07/15/12(Sun)08:18
No.5298475

Anonymous 07/15/12(Sun)08:18 No.5298475

>>5298458
my friends are 24.25 all get women all the time.. I have 2 fuck buddies atm, just ended an open relationship, of course there are men who are not able to get over their betanes but that's not that common..

those fucking articles and shit are made form fucking losers then they generalize it to all the men.. I don't get 'em articles.

like this:

http://www.sixdegrees.fi/6d/index.php/society/50-column/75-finnish-men-are-from-mars

according to this finnish men are silent drunks who only know about C++, never talk with each other or something, don't look people into eyes and shit like that.. dunno in what fucking finland this english dude lives in..

Anonymous
07/15/12(Sun)08:19
No.5298476

Anonymous 07/15/12(Sun)08:19 No.5298476

>>5298465
oh I'm sorry.. I somehow understood the american is talking about nordics

Anonymous
07/15/12(Sun)08:20
No.5298480

Anonymous 07/15/12(Sun)08:20 No.5298480

>>5298406
>we are the master race
You are not. The last great generation of men from Germany were wasted on the Eastern grinding block. There were none of them left, and none to replace them.

Modern Germans have very little connection at all to the men who came before.

This is my biggest beef with Hitler, among others: he threw those men away.

Anonymous
07/15/12(Sun)08:22
No.5298486

Anonymous 07/15/12(Sun)08:22 No.5298486

>caring about what women thinks

this will be the downfall of germany

Anonymous
07/15/12(Sun)08:28
No.5298505

Anonymous 07/15/12(Sun)08:28 No.5298505

Why the fuck did these woman even marry those men if they don't like them?

"spoiler" money "spoiler"

Anonymous
07/15/12(Sun)08:37
No.5298542

Anonymous 07/15/12(Sun)08:37 No.5298542

File: 1342355825165.jpg-(52 KB, 604x404, 1336785734622.jpg)

>>5294001

Anonymous
07/15/12(Sun)08:40
No.5298560

Anonymous 07/15/12(Sun)08:40 No.5298560

I always found German people cold and inexpressive too.

Anonymous
07/15/12(Sun)08:43
No.5298580

Anonymous 07/15/12(Sun)08:43 No.5298580

>>5298560
damn
I've always found*

Anonymous
07/15/12(Sun)08:44
No.5298582

Anonymous 07/15/12(Sun)08:44 No.5298582

File: 1342356242223.jpg-(720 KB, 1342x1020, nazi style.jpg)

I thought the lot of you were like these guys.
This is from a movie poster, but look at the one with the goggles. You ain't seen the shit he's seen.

Anonymous
07/15/12(Sun)08:45
No.5298591

Anonymous 07/15/12(Sun)08:45 No.5298591

Seriously,

all the posts in OP's image are fucking retarded.
I am socially aware dude who can see what goes in the german society.
And all the remarks made in OP's photo are nothing more than stereotypes.
Stop reading stupid shit and check shit out yourself. German men might be different to other countrie's men in their behaviour women but they are not beta pussies.

Anonymous
07/15/12(Sun)08:47
No.5298596

Anonymous 07/15/12(Sun)08:47 No.5298596

>>5298591
maybe those women are just losers stuck with losers.. hoping some perfect knight comes to save them or something..

NationalistischKindje
07/15/12(Sun)08:57
No.5298650

NationalistischKindje 07/15/12(Sun)08:57 No.5298650

>>5298455
Pull up the seat and aim your piss, absolute disgrace.
I can live with people sitting down in houses though, but I cannot for the life of me stand when those little shits choose to go into a toilet instead of a urinal in public areas, autist fucks.

Anonymous
07/15/12(Sun)08:59
No.5298656

Anonymous 07/15/12(Sun)08:59 No.5298656

ITT:
>"men" admit they piss sitting down

Faggots. I only piss sitting while I'm dumping a carl cox.

Anonymous
07/15/12(Sun)09:09
No.5298707

Anonymous 07/15/12(Sun)09:09 No.5298707

File: 1342357753324.jpg-(204 KB, 610x899, 1339547338123.jpg)

ITT people argue over stupid stuff. "What is best siting down or standing up while peeing" How old are you people?

Anonymous
07/15/12(Sun)09:53
No.5298962

Anonymous 07/15/12(Sun)09:53 No.5298962

>>5293921
Of course I sit when I take a piss. Enjoy your yellow sprinkles!

Anonymous
07/15/12(Sun)10:00
No.5299008

Anonymous 07/15/12(Sun)10:00 No.5299008

>>5294956
AFAIK, there are now special laws for muslims, but jews must have it as kids.

Anonymous
07/15/12(Sun)10:40
No.5299203

Anonymous 07/15/12(Sun)10:40 No.5299203

File: 1342363221848.jpg-(57 KB, 402x475, 1342354175230.jpg)

I'm a German Robot without emotions and I'm okay with it.

Anonymous
07/15/12(Sun)11:30
No.5299395

Anonymous 07/15/12(Sun)11:30 No.5299395

File: 1342366258602.jpg-(64 KB, 572x800, asuka.jpg)

>>5293921
This is all true. I don't care because I have animu though so I won't feel bad about it.

Anonymous
07/15/12(Sun)11:35
No.5299427

Anonymous 07/15/12(Sun)11:35 No.5299427

File: 1342366527625.png-(242 KB, 518x628, aska socjalisticka.png)

>>5299395
She hated Germany though

Anonymous
07/15/12(Sun)11:48
No.5299484

Anonymous 07/15/12(Sun)11:48 No.5299484

>>5298480
dude, if it weren't for your scooter you fat fucks couldn't even feed yourselves so what are you talking about?

Anonymous
07/15/12(Sun)11:54
No.5299520

Anonymous 07/15/12(Sun)11:54 No.5299520

>>5298439
dude, you jelly ;)

Anonymous
07/15/12(Sun)11:56
No.5299526

Anonymous 07/15/12(Sun)11:56 No.5299526

That feel when meeting a lady friend next Sunday at a beergarden if the weather is nice. Keep your thumbs pressed for me, Germanbros.

Anonymous
07/15/12(Sun)11:57
No.5299535

Anonymous 07/15/12(Sun)11:57 No.5299535

>>5299526
Du packst das schon.

Anonymous
07/15/12(Sun)12:01
No.5299547

Anonymous 07/15/12(Sun)12:01 No.5299547

>>5299535

Danke :3

Anonymous
07/15/12(Sun)12:09
No.5299582

Anonymous 07/15/12(Sun)12:09 No.5299582

>>5294484
>American
>Drinking for the first time at 18

Pick one

Anonymous
07/15/12(Sun)12:23
No.5299650

Anonymous 07/15/12(Sun)12:23 No.5299650

>>5299526

Why do you say "Keep your thumbs pressed for me"?

I assume that's similar to 'wish me luck' or 'keep your fingers crossed?'

What's with this pressing of thumbs or whatever it is?

please respond

Anonymous
07/15/12(Sun)12:30
No.5299683

Anonymous 07/15/12(Sun)12:30 No.5299683

>>5299582
what's the problem my mentally challenged friend?

Anonymous
07/15/12(Sun)12:32
No.5299698

Anonymous 07/15/12(Sun)12:32 No.5299698

>>5299650
He translated the german saying Drück mir die Daumen. Dunno where it originated.

Anonymous
07/15/12(Sun)12:35
No.5299715

Anonymous 07/15/12(Sun)12:35 No.5299715

Can't you just pay for sex like every other beta male in the planet?

Unless you're religious, has crippling anxiety or are really broke there's no reason for staying virgin.
And don't buy on the girlfriend koolaid, it's a scam and not even that good trust me.

Anonymous
07/15/12(Sun)12:38
No.5299727

Anonymous 07/15/12(Sun)12:38 No.5299727

>>5299698

In English it's "keep your fingers crossed", and in German it's "press your thumbs", so it's more like a hybrid expression.

Anonymous
07/15/12(Sun)12:43
No.5299750

Anonymous 07/15/12(Sun)12:43 No.5299750

>>5299698

Yeah I looked it up thanks buddy. It's the equivalent of fingers crossed in english. I also looked that up, coz I didn't know its origins either. Dunno why I'm bothering, I found it interesting, but I'm high, anyway here:

Charles Panati, in Extraordinary Origins of Everyday Things, has a nice article on crossing one's fingers as a sign of luck or making a wish. He traces it back to pre-Christian times, when the cross was a symbol of unity and benign spirits dwelt at the intersection point. A wish made on a cross was a way of "anchoring" the wish at the intersection of the cross until the wish was fulfilled.

Panati says this superstition was popular among many early European cultures. It originally took two people. A comrade or well-wisher placing his index finger over the index finger of the person making the wish, the two fingers forming a cross. The one person makes the wish, the other empathizes and supports. Over centuries, the custom was simplified, so that a person could wish on his own, by crossing his index and middle fingers to form an X. But traces remain--two people hooking index fingers as a sign of greeting or agreement is still common in some circles today.

Panati comments, "Customs once formal, religious, and ritualistic have a way of evolving with time to become informal, secular, and commonplace." Thus, friends crossing fingers evolved (Panati says "degenerated") to crossing one's own fingers, and ultimately to the stock phrase, "Keep your fingers crossed," with no actual finger-crossing at all.

Anonymous
07/15/12(Sun)12:46
No.5299769

Anonymous 07/15/12(Sun)12:46 No.5299769

>>5299750

I'd wonder how it became 'press your thumbs' in german. I bet the story behind that is also quite interesting.

Anonymous
07/15/12(Sun)12:47
No.5299774

Anonymous 07/15/12(Sun)12:47 No.5299774

>>5293921
>mfw I learned I'm actually a German.

Anonymous
07/15/12(Sun)12:48
No.5299784

Anonymous 07/15/12(Sun)12:48 No.5299784

File: 1342370934468.gif-(30 KB, 750x500, 0,1020,850885,00.gif)

The Germans call the Americans fat fucks, it makes me laugh.

Anonymous
07/15/12(Sun)12:51
No.5299798

Anonymous 07/15/12(Sun)12:51 No.5299798

>>5299784
self-reported data?
>>5299774
welcome to german Herrenrasse. You now like football and drinking.

Anonymous
07/15/12(Sun)12:52
No.5299804

Anonymous 07/15/12(Sun)12:52 No.5299804

>>5299784
mfw france is based on self reported data, loool. but yeah obesity is beomming a problem but 60%?!

Anonymous
07/15/12(Sun)12:52
No.5299806

Anonymous 07/15/12(Sun)12:52 No.5299806

>>5299784
What's the source of that picture?

Here's another one:
http://www.nationmaster.com/graph/hea_obe-health-obesity

Anonymous
07/15/12(Sun)12:54
No.5299813

Anonymous 07/15/12(Sun)12:54 No.5299813

File: 1342371240543.jpg-(22 KB, 289x425, 1319407647063.jpg)

>>5293921
>Cold hard stares from across the room

What's wrong with that ? I don't wanna look like a smiling faggot either.

Anonymous
07/15/12(Sun)13:00
No.5299842

Anonymous 07/15/12(Sun)13:00 No.5299842

>>5299804
Focus sagts auch, wobei ich nich weiß, ob ein BMI von 26 wirklich so schlimm is, bzw. woher die ihre Daten überhaupt haben, weil mich hat nie jemand gefragt.
http://www.focus.de/gesundheit/ernaehrung/gesundessen/tid-8767/uebergewicht_aid_236175.html

Anonymous
07/15/12(Sun)13:04
No.5299862

Anonymous 07/15/12(Sun)13:04 No.5299862

I am a German born in Denmark, both my parents are German. Lived in the US for 10 years after that. Moved to Germany 5 years ago.

Yeah. Most of the men here are the softest I have ever met. Matriarchy and political correctness runs the show here. Luckily I live in a large city so I can bang tourists, I wouldn't touch a German woman with a stick.

Anonymous
07/15/12(Sun)13:26
No.5299971

Anonymous 07/15/12(Sun)13:26 No.5299971

>>5299715

Figures the Brazilian would advocate prostitution

Anonymous
07/15/12(Sun)14:28
No.5300304

Anonymous 07/15/12(Sun)14:28 No.5300304

>>5299862
BMI von 26 ist kein Übergewicht. Ich wieg 88kg bei einer Körpergröße von 1,78m. Ich hab eine BMI von 28. Muckis Alter, was geht.

Anonymous
07/15/12(Sun)15:02
No.5300483

Anonymous 07/15/12(Sun)15:02 No.5300483

File: 1342378924587.jpg-(417 KB, 1342x1020, porsch.jpg)

was hat er was ich nicht habe???!!!

Anonymous
07/15/12(Sun)15:43
No.5300704

Anonymous 07/15/12(Sun)15:43 No.5300704

File: 1342381412177.jpg-(58 KB, 598x431, fat-man-in-a-chair.jpg)

>>5294445
you pull all the ladies? through the gravitational force you emit :). alpha patrol, you can even get up from your seat :)

Anonymous
07/15/12(Sun)15:50
No.5300732

Anonymous 07/15/12(Sun)15:50 No.5300732

File: 1342381802918.jpg-(280 KB, 1190x715, dutch guys.jpg)

so these girls complain that German men don't flirt arround and think or play chess instead.

Women are clearly the problem here. Feminism has killed the West

Anonymous
07/15/12(Sun)15:50
No.5300733

Anonymous 07/15/12(Sun)15:50 No.5300733

File: 1342381805590.jpg-(69 KB, 598x431, 3q3qwy00.jpg)

>>5300704
so ist's besser.

Anonymous
07/15/12(Sun)15:52
No.5300740

Anonymous 07/15/12(Sun)15:52 No.5300740

It's happening all over though, homos/bronies/hipsters... The battle for our manhood has begun, gird your loins and fuck bitches.

Anonymous
07/15/12(Sun)15:54
No.5300751

Anonymous 07/15/12(Sun)15:54 No.5300751

>>5300704
>>5300733
shadows dont match

Anonymous
07/15/12(Sun)15:55
No.5300755

Anonymous 07/15/12(Sun)15:55 No.5300755

File: 1342382116959.jpg-(11 KB, 250x305, tng.jpg)

>>5300733
Haters gonna hate, but American men still have balls. And piss standing up. We just feel bad for you guys.

>mfw

Anonymous
07/15/12(Sun)15:56
No.5300757

Anonymous 07/15/12(Sun)15:56 No.5300757

>not giving a fuck about a woman
>pussy
>not alpha as fuck

Your logic is retarded, OP.

Anonymous
07/15/12(Sun)15:59
No.5300772

Anonymous 07/15/12(Sun)15:59 No.5300772

I don't understand this about German women at all.

When I went to Germany I hooked up with a blonde 7/10 German girl in a month and I'm shorter than most Germans and not particularly model-esque either.

Well the point is that I tried and went after her. I mean its not that hard, really.

But German dudes were like they're in a corporate meeeting when speaking to women, I guess thats really a turn-off.

I'm not really prone of PUA bullshit but some German guys could benefit from it apparently.

Anonymous
07/15/12(Sun)16:00
No.5300777

Anonymous 07/15/12(Sun)16:00 No.5300777

>>5299774
>mfw I'm a greek studying in germany
>mfw I get to fuck from turkish to goddamn asian girls because I'm fit but never german ones

I swear, sometimes people are really weird here. I hang out with turks mostly, since even my fucking neighbour who has the same interests as me is somewhat distant.

At first I thought it was some sort of "pay debts" thing but then I learned that everyone in the building thought I was urkranian.

Um Gottes Willen Bruder, was ist diese Scheisse?

Anonymous
07/15/12(Sun)19:43
No.5302506

Anonymous 07/15/12(Sun)19:43 No.5302506

>recieve blowjob
>only thing i can think is "how long is this going to take"
>feel nothing

fucking german heritage

Anonymous
07/15/12(Sun)19:49
No.5302554

Anonymous 07/15/12(Sun)19:49 No.5302554

>>5302506
fucking gobbies man

Anonymous
07/15/12(Sun)19:55
No.5302592

Anonymous 07/15/12(Sun)19:55 No.5302592

A lot of American men are the same way. At least we're not as bad as Japan - yet.

I wonder if it's due to the conveniently packaged nature of modern life, the ideas perpetrated by the media that you must act a certain way or be a certain way to get a woman, or maybe some sort of environmental factor? I know kids here in America who won't even approach a girl even when she's dropping as many hints as she can, because of the ideas planted in their heads that they must be this rich or this attractive to get pussy.

Anonymous
07/15/12(Sun)20:01
No.5302642

Anonymous 07/15/12(Sun)20:01 No.5302642

It's to be expected after WW2 when the Russianbros mass raped every German girl ten times. The memories of great Russian cock have made German women bitter towards their male counterparts, thus causing them to become pussiefied.

Anonymous
07/15/12(Sun)20:03
No.5302654

Anonymous 07/15/12(Sun)20:03 No.5302654

>>5302592
YET

Anonymous
07/15/12(Sun)20:04
No.5302660

Anonymous 07/15/12(Sun)20:04 No.5302660

>>5293921
In Germany, if you dont watch out, Girl asks you out for a date. Also everytime you make a compliment, they see it as a kind of joke.

Anonymous
07/15/12(Sun)20:04
No.5302661

Anonymous 07/15/12(Sun)20:04 No.5302661

File: 1342397050159.jpg-(157 KB, 848x935, 1329385890638.jpg)

>>5302654
forgot pic

Anonymous
07/15/12(Sun)20:11
No.5302706

Anonymous 07/15/12(Sun)20:11 No.5302706

File: 1342397469752.jpg-(88 KB, 704x396, 1342318834378.jpg)

I must be german or something, these posts describe me very well. It's not that I'm a pussy, I'm just incredibly apathetic romantically., and unshowing of infatuation.

I had a girl hitting on me earlier this year, she kept emailing and inviting me out, I kind of liked spending time with her, but i basically just ignored her, gave half ass replies to her emails, until one day she got frustrated like these women in the Op, and called me a jerk.

I dont like women.

Anonymous
07/15/12(Sun)21:52
No.5303311

Anonymous 07/15/12(Sun)21:52 No.5303311

>>5294530
Gee, "Iran" and "Aryan" sound similar. How bout that. Wonder why that is. Hmmmmm....

[spoiler]womyn cannot into humor[/spoiler]

Anonymous
07/15/12(Sun)21:58
No.5303346

Anonymous 07/15/12(Sun)21:58 No.5303346

>>5293921
What in god's name happened with you Germany?

Anonymous
07/15/12(Sun)22:00
No.5303353

Anonymous 07/15/12(Sun)22:00 No.5303353

i want to go Germany and ive been told many times that i look German will this help me at all to fit in?