>africans
>Internet

meh

What about Europe in general?

I heard they've sent US Marines to Africa, they're training Ugandan soldiers to fight against Somalia.

US will have a war in Africa soon.

My father is from Madagascar.
A few years ago I traveled with him to where my grandfather was born, a small village near Antsirabe.
It's a really shitty little village and most of the people living there are illiterate.
But my grandfather growing up there decide he wanted something more, and some how he made it.
He left the village, got himself an education and has been able to send all of his children (all 10 of them) to various universities in France.
He and his wife were personally handed some commendation by the president too for service to the country (they're teachers).
Today his kids are generals, doctors and ministers in Madagascar, he has basically built himself a dynasty there.

>>5043132
Nobody on /int/ respects Africa enough to discuss it properly.
I'm always interested in finding out what makes different cultures different but Africa is extremely inaccessible, each country seems to have about 5 major ethnic groups speaking 10 different languages and it's all too much to keep up with, it's easy to lump all Africans under one label because as an outsider it's really difficult to see what makes each group unique, that being said the Khoi-San groups are certainly a good place to start, certainly the most distinctive and recognisable Sub-Saharan Africans I know of.

>>5043162
>Nobody on /int/ respects Africa enough to discuss it properly.
Pfft, as if that has stopped /int/ from discussing anything.
From some posts I've read here /int/ seems clueless even about western countries.

We actually respect Ethiopia a tiny bit...

OFFICIAL SUB-SAHARAN AFRICA TIER LIST

WHAT FOLLOWS IS ABSOLUTE FACT

>God Tier
Botswana, Angola, Seychelles
>Fallen From Grace Tier
Ethiopia, DRC, Somalia
>At Least You Tried Tier
Liberia, South Africa, Namibia, Equatorial Guinea
>Getting There Tier
Kenya, Nigeria, Ghana
>Bad Tier
Everywhere else
>Just For You Tier
Zimbabwe

>>5043246
>South Africa
>not God Tier
lel

>>5043246
Seychelles, African, Costanza, etc.

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Tunisia is the best. I'd like to visit it someday.

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>>5043246
ETHIOPIA STRONG

WE CAN INTO ARCHITECTURE

bump

We have quite a few north africans here, most of which are moroccan. What are you talking about?

>>5043132

Yeah, let's talk about how Europe became muddy shithole lately and how east Europe will stay clean of niggers and muslims.

>God Tier
Spain, France
>Great Tier
Portugal
>Subhuman tier
The rest

It will take another century before the continent is stabilized to acceptable levels and form strong national identities. Tribal thinking it's still very strong and people have not forgotten old vendettas.

>>5044626
2 Moroccans and 1 Algerian

>>5044642
No, there are 3 or 4 Moroccans, 1 Algerian, 1 South African and 12 Spanish.

ALL YOU MOTHER FUCKERS BE HATIN ON ME ONLY CUZ I'M BLACK. DAMN HONKEY STEALL ALL THE SHIT ON THE GLOBE OF EVERYWHERE AND SHIT. LITTLE MAN BE PUTTING DOWN. I MAY LIVE IN AFRICA BUT I FUCK WHITE BITCH ALWAYS AHAHAHAHA

Moroccan here. I would love a thread about Africa didn't even think that a Africa thread could get this many replies on /int/

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SOMALIA STRONG!!!!
SOMALIA KING OF ALL MUSLIMS IN HORN!!!
ALLAH SOOMAALI!!!
TAKE ALL MUSLIMS AWAY FROM CHRISTIANS

>>5043246
makes no fucking sense. liberia? nigga you kidding?

>>5044804
Liberia is the only country in Africa that hasn't been colonised, but they are just as poor as the rest now.

>>5044809
False.

Liberia was colonized by African-Americans. You would know this if you've ever taken the time to read about the countries history. Your comment is as false as saying that the French speak Latin.

>>5044809
poor as the rest? the rest is rich in comparison.

>>5044809
Bitches don't know about my Ethiopia.

>>5044814
When I say colonisation I mean European colonisation.

>>5044828
does it make a difference?

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What do you guys think of this? I think it's a good thing really. Mali didn't give a shit about the historic medieval sites of the Malian Empire and now the Tuaregs are finally the last remnant of the golden age. Mali let its famous universities, mosques, castles, and ancient capital to rot while the frenchified blacks in the south spent money on whores and blow. They let the desertification get so bad that it now might affect the entire country including the south so I think its their own damn fault the Tuaregs sized the northern parts of the country. And now they suck so much they can't even stop them.

>>5044834
Yeah, when someone conquers his own homeland it's not really considered colonisation.

>>5044835
Too bad the tuaregs are a minority in Azawad.

>>5044838
Wow, okay, so you're saying if the French, Italians, and Swedes were taken slaves by the Chinese and then culturally assimilated by the Chinese as slaves. And then afterward were all thrown together as a group into the Ukraine to forcibly colonize the country. That would not be colonization? African-Americans had nothing in common with native Liberians, culturally or otherwise, and many supplanted Southern (American) institutions into the country like plantations. Colonization is colonization as the previous anon implied.

>>5044838
>implying slaves from Senegal, The Gambia, Congo, and Angola have a home in fucking Liberia

Shiggidy diggidy doo

>>5044838
But the blacks didn't speak Krio or Mende or whichever language they speak over there. They spoke English and were Americans in pretty much every way possible.

>>5044842
That may not be the case anymore and it certainly is not the case in Timbuktu. The Malian census of 2009 tells us nothing.

>>5044849
how u know

>>5044859 The Entire Census data is here

Region HASC ISO FIPS Population Area(km.²) Area(mi.²)
Bamako ML.BA BKO ML01 1,809,106 252 97
Gao ML.GA 7 ML09 544,120 170,572 65,858
Kayes ML.KY 1 ML03 1,996,812 119,743 46,233
Kidal ML.KD 8 ML10 67,638 151,430 58,467
Koulikoro ML.KK 2 ML07 2,418,305 95,848 37,007
Mopti ML.MO 5 ML04 2,037,330 79,017 30,509
Ségou ML.SG 4 ML05 2,336,255 64,821 25,028
Sikasso ML.SK 3 ML06 2,625,919 70,280 27,135
Timbuktu ML.TB 6 ML08 681,691 496,611 191,743
9 divisions 14,517,176 1,248,574 482,077

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>>5044859
Areas with Tuareg majority with grey dots

>>5044866
that may seem like a lot, but much is that in percentages?

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>>5044859
These next two charts are 1950's era info but Songhay and other ethnicities besides Moors and Tuaregs have mostly left following the years of deterioration and conflict. Especially now.

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>>5044872

>>5043246
Zimbabwe, Nigeria, Mali and Sudan could count as fallen from grace tier.

>>5044835
It could have been good if it wasn't taken over by Islamists. They've already implimented sharia law in Timbuktu and desecrated its medieval shrines.

>crossroad between worlds for which half of the world struggles
>not a single century without war or some shit
>Balkan irrelevant

>>5044890
sauce?

>>5044909
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-africa-17973545

>>5044890

This, i forgot the name that muslims use, but they are basically destroying and erasing any records of previous civilizations, they do this because "hurr durr Islam should be the only one"

>>5044923
I'll never fucking get this, why do the muslims treat their sites like this? They destroy the Earliest Mosques of Islam for being idolatrous, explode all legacy of culture in Afghanistan and Iraq at the first opportunity with no community backlash, and now the Tuaregs and Moors have taken back the lands that have rotted under Malian rule and what is one of the first things they do? Destroy the grave of a 1400's scholar cause lol people respect it. 10/10 man your info ruined my day. I don't give a shit now.

>>5044931
Wahhabism

>>5044931
I'm not sure. Iranians seem pretty proud of their pre-Islamic history. Plus, Timbuktu was an Islamic center of learning in its golden age. I think the reason they desecrated the shrine was because they considered it idol worship. Either way they're fucking idiots.

Why is it that all the countries in Africa that used of have civilisations have become shit-holes (eg Ethiopia, Somalia, Zimbabwe, Nigeria), while countries that have historicaly been inhabited by hunter-gatherers and bantu tribes have become relatively decent (eg Botswana, South Africa, Angola)

>>5044976
Hubris?

>>5044976
The ones who didn't have civilizations of their own were more accepting of European culture and ideas.

>>5044976
I'd say it's because the civilised countries had more diverse ethnic groups which were clusterfucked together during colonial times, while less civilised places had less ethnic groups and came out with better borders.

So, honestly, do you guys ever think Africa will become developed? If so, how and when?

>>5045036
This a million times. Angola, DRC,Ethiopia, Mali, Somalia, The area formally known as Ghana, and Sudan all got butfucked by boarders and random fucking ethnic groups and baggage tied to them. Other places in North Africa did not get buttfucked Morrocco,Tunisia,Egypt. And certain places like Botswana did not. That isn't to say some hunter gatherer areas are still pure shit though.

>>5045071
With investment from outside countries, some parts of Africa have the potential to serve as China's China when China becomes the U.S. or the west ships manufacturing there for dirt cheap labor someday. Some economic miracles are happening in Africa already, however we just have to keep in mind that Africa is a contenint with a shit ton of ethnic groups that are not yet solidified in their position. The continent will not develop all at once but some countries undoubtably have huge potential, give it 20-50 years though.

>>5045073
I have to disagree with you on Ethiopia and Somalia. Ethiopia has always been multi-ethnic since it was founded in the first century and different religions usually get along there. The reason they're shit is because of wars with its neighbours, drought, a Communist junta in the past and a corrupt government at present.

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Nigeria can into art?

>>5045091
however, the Wars included the seccission of Eritrea and the Invasion that tried to create greater Somalia. Both of which directly pertained to Ethnicities and boarders. And Somalia had the largest millitary in Africa as well as a thriving fishing market that no longer works under Siad Barre. I give in on Ethiopea, long live the king, but modern Ethiopia has every reason to expand as an econOmy but it just isn't. Anarchy in Somalia has caused the clusterfuck of Somaliland, Jutland, Official government, and Al Shabaab along even more arbitrary boarders.

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Suid Afrika is best africa

>>5045113
>pig nose
>funny eyes
Nigerians confirmed for Finngolians.

>>5045138
>invade the black man's land
>ask the black man to leave
Dutch logic

>>5045149
>Dutch find uninhabited land.
>They make a deal with the local population
>They make it a fertile area through hard work.
>Niggers from the north invade the country looking for work.
>English take it over, shit becomes worse, more niggers come to work in the new diamond mines.
>Dutch are fucked, but atleast they got apartheid,
?Apartheid ends, terrible situations in South Africa, Boers getting killed, daughters getting raped and land getting stolen.
>Mwf liberals see this as a good thing

As we dutch say it "Krijg kanker".

>>5045158
You don't actually believe this, do you?

>>5045158
Perhaps you should have stayed in Holland.

Why is it always

>Europe for the Europeans
>Asia for the Asians
>AFRICAN COUNTRIES FOR EVERYONE
???

Anti-racist is code for anti-black

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>>5045158
>uninhabited land
>local population

>>5045185
The south was pretty much inhabited (Where they settled) up north were some negro tribes, the koisan. And they made some agreements.

The Europeans made Africa better.

The Africans proceeded to ruin it all, totally.

Examples: Belgian Congo, South Africa, Zimbabwe

>god tier
Mauritius, Seychelles
>good tier
Tunisia, Libya, Algeria, South Africa
>meh tier
Morocco
>bad tier
Egypt, Botswana
>shit tier
The rest

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>>5045202
>Name a few countries that were better under white rule. >Completely ignore all the other countries that were ruined by colonialism

>>5045202
Africa was ruined by Europeans when they left they left half families, guns and conflicts.

Well done yurope

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afaik south afrikkka was hardly populated when the dutch arrived at the time. Also, here's some nice afrikaner propaganda
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_G90ZNmfjYY

>>5045270
>place has low population
>makes it ok to colonise
By that logic you could say China should invade Mongolia, or South Africa should invade Botswana.
You are one brainwashed piece of fuck.

>>5045294
>implying those things did not happen

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>>5045294
A: south africa has never been colonized by the dutch the way britain or spain or whoever colonized america. There was just a small refreshing station for ships on their way to the east indies. Over time the settlement slowly grew due to natural growth, not mass immigration. wkikpeida: "The Afrikaner population of South Africa, which is today about 2.5 million strong, is mainly descended from one boatload of Dutch immigrants who landed in 1652. Although there was later immigration, the influence of the early colonists is shown by the fact that almost one million living Afrikaners bear the names of just twenty original settlers. That ship of 1652 contained one man who carried the gene for Huntingdon’s disease.[5]As a result, Huntingdon’s is far more common among Afrikaners than within the Dutch population.[6]"

40.000 afrikaners at the end of the eighteenth century. I wouldnt call that colonization.

>Africa thread
>People actualy having serious discussions
>Butmad Afrikaner ruins the whole thing
Nice going faggot

So how is Nigeria doing these days?

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What does /int/ think of the Nubians?

>>5045432
Its economy is growing fast, but it suffers from the whole 'clusterfuck of ethnic groups' problem worse than any other African country.

>>5045432
Nigeria is doing pretty shit. President (Goodluck Jonathan) is a useless fuck who has basically endorsed corruption. Idk if anyone has heard but there was a massive fuel subsidy scam in which around 6.8 billion dollars was stolen by government officials by use of fake companies, etc. Jonathan still hasn't so much as sacked the ministers or the parties involved.

Of course corruption isn't anything new in Nigeria...but citizens are starting to say enough is enough. IF Nigeria even survives until 2015 without some major conflict or massive protests, then there's sure to be a huge fucking shitstorm if the ruling party (PDP) manages to rig and win the elections again.

>>5045444
I wouldn't say it's the whole ethnic thing that's screwing Nigerians over. It's more the massive corruption in government (contract inflation, mismanagement and misappropriation, election rigging, etc.)

Those in government have all but put aside ethnic divides and now basically work together to make a quick buck....or a few billion quick bucks. It's the really ignorant and uneducated that still believe in the whole north/south or hausa/yoruba/igbo shit...most people have realized they have to work together or else shit just won't work

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What was the greatest pre-colonial Sub-Saharan civilisation? Personaly I'd say Ethiopia, but Benin and Nubia were pretty interesting too.

>>5045478
Ethiopia for sure, though I am personally more interested in the Kingdom of Kongo and the Zulu Empire.

Well, Nubia conquered Egypt for a hundred years so I'd go with them. Then again, Egypt conquered Nubia too.

>Best art
Nigeria
>Best architecture
Ethiopia
>Best military
Benin
>Best society
Mali

>Greatest African civilizations
>still less advanced than Gauls
Why did we ever let them be independent

>>5045713
Nigerianon here...I wouldn't mind you guys coming back? We miss you. Shit sucks now without you guys :(

>>5045740
White people are afraid to come back because Africa is these days seen as mostly a warzone.

>>5045756
Lol I don't blame them. I lived in the US 9 years of my life (I'm 18). Nigeria for 4 years only. I've been here since January and can't wait to fucking leave

>>5045713
Egypt was way more advanced. Almost everything we have was first created or inspired by what Egyptians did first.

>>5045772
well yes. obviously, I meant black civilizations

>>5045780
Egypt is in Africa.

>>5045783
Doesn't make it a black civilization

>>5045783
>Egyptians
>black

That's how /int/ would be if we had africans :(

>>5045294
Mongolia is a fucking COUNTRY with it's sovereignty recognized by the international community. You can't compare it with some old uninhabited land that had a bunch of tribes with no notion of political State.

>>5045794
Ha. I'm the African who says "doesn't make it a black civilization"

>>5045827
>Nigerians
>black

>>5045831
>you
>potato

Why do you Stormfags have to ruin everything? Just go back to /b/.

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>>5045450
>>5045446
e'rebody hates muh success. I was a clerk now I president now
Nigeria in my opinion has way too many fucking people. Having a bigger population than russia with such huge divisions isn't good I think if any country has a neogenocide/yugoslav it'll be this one.

>>5045996
Are names like 'Goodluck' common in Nigeria, or is it just him?

>>5046006
His name is legally Goodluck now but I think its just a nickname that stuck. Like Haiti's president, "Sweet" Micky

>>5045217

>Algeria
>Good tier

>>5045996
Lol he's a fucking zoologist who went into politics
While it's true Nigeria has a population of 160 million people with three major ethnic groups, I think with a proper government in place it could thrive.

>>5046006
Not sure to be honest with you...I'm from the north and have an arabic name.. I think in the southern parts of nigeria where they're predominantly christian they have names like that. For example his wife's name is Dame Patience Jonathan -__- quite embarrassing to be honest with you..

>>5046064
I'm almost sure he was born Goodluck Ebele Jonathan. It's not a nickname

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>>5046087
What has happened to this country?

>>5046156
Bad leadership. Right now the country seems like it's stuck in an endless cycle...corruption breeds poverty, poverty breeds insecurity (Boko Haram, gangs, etc), insecurity breeds more room for looters to loot (in the form of security budgets, etc), looting breeds an inefficient justice system (when you can buy off most judges in high profile judges, what can anyone do?)...it just goes on and on there are so many things wrong.

Honestly if the next elections aren't TRULY free and fair, shit is going to go down.

>>5046203
How would civil unrest pan out in Nigeria? Would the government come down hard on the people, or would they be allowed to voice their grievances?

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What do you guys think of Eritrea? Should it be apart of Ethiopia?

>>5047600
*a part

>>5047600
LA ERITREA ES ETIOPE

Eritreja je Etiopija.

>>5047600
Why did they leave in the first place?

>>5047610
>>5047614
Never change /int/.

>>5047600
ERITREA STRONG

ERITREA INDEPENDENT

REMOVE KITFO FROM THE PREMISES

>>5047782
Kitfo is the milk of the gods you non-Israelite scum

Why do people even think South Africa is good these days?

Even Apartheid South Africa had a higher HDI and standard of living.

It's becoming another Rhodesia, and another African shithole.

>>5045385
Afrikkans should have their own independent country.

Mostly because it would end up being the most prosperous country in Africa. After all, right now, the best country in Africa is Seychelles, and that's populated by indians and whites.

>>5047801
Seychelles has a black majority.

>>5047795
>>5047801
Please don't start this shit again. Make your own thread.

>>5047806
You can't talk about Africa without Afrikkaners.

>>5047782
kitfo genocide best day my life

eazy e fast rap eritrea

>>5047815
Afrikaners are less than 0.3% of the population of Africa.

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>>5045219
There are still people who take that "colonization ruined Africa" bullshit seriously? Huh.

>>5047824
Then what exactly did ruin Africa? Prior to colonisation it had it's own kindoms and empires, many with high levels of art, architecture and urbanisation.

>>5046486
Yeah...I think the government would definitely come down hard on the people. This past January there were massive protests all over the country after the oil subsidy was removed. Oil prices skyrocketed from N65 to N140+ overnight. There were instances when the police would fire on the people quite a few people died as a result of those protests.

If the people do rise up and protest again before the enxt elections, I'm pretty sure the government would quickly subdue them or just let the protesters get tired and go home since many Nigerians can't afford to not be working.

The way I see it, it's either there are some large protests before 2015 that bring about no change, a military coup, or things stay the way they are right now until 2015. I personally wouldn't mind a coup...as long as those who lead the coup don't succumb to the corruption and rot that's plagued Nigeria since independence...(that's just me daydreaming) :S

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>>5047817
REMOVE KITFO remove kitfo
you are worst jew. you are the jew idiot you are the jew smell. return to ethiopia. to our ethiopia cousins you may come our contry. you may live in the zoo….ahahahaha ,ethiopia we will never forgeve you. OAU rascal FUck but fuck asshole jew stink ethiopia afar afar..tewodros II suicide best day of my life. take a bath of dead jew..ahahahahahSUDAN WE WILL GET YOU!! do not forget war of independence .ethiopia we kill the General Tariku Ayne , ethiopia return to your precious arabia….hahahahaha idiot jew and sonalian smell so bad..wow i can smell it. REMOVE KITFO FROM THE PREMISES. you will get caught. eritrea+greece+usa+somalia=kill ethiopia…you will war of independence/ eazy e alive in eritrea, eazy e making album of eritrea . fast rap eazy e eritrea. we are rich and have independent now hahahaha ha because of eazy e… you are ppoor stink jew… you live in a castle hahahaha, you live in a mäkan

eazy e alive numbr one #1 in eritrea ….fuck the ethiopia ,..FUCKk ashol jews no good i spit in the mouth eye of ur flag and contry. eazy E aliv and real strong wizard kill all the jew farm aminal with rap magic now we the ʾErtrā rule .ape of the zoo emrpror Haile selassie fukc the great satan and lay egg this egg hatch and ethiopia wa;s born. stupid baby form the eggn give bak our clay we will crush u lik a skull of pig. eritrea greattst countrey

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>>5047863
>tewodros II suicide best day of my life
>you live in a castle hahahaha
Oh shit man.

What's a mäkan?

>>5047874
Apparently an Amharic word for "house".

>>5047880
I though that was 'tukul'.

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>>5047890
I just used an online dictionary of dubious accuracy.

>>5047795
standard of living for who exactly? do you not value freedom? and it did not have a higher HDI.

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>>5047863

>>5048068
MUH...uh.

Help me think of a "MUH DIK" thing for Eritrea, guys.

>>5048225
MUH CAMELS

Am I doing this right? I have no idea what MUH DIK is?

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Actual Africans are pretty chill. As long as they don't become immigrants it's all cool

>>5048242
>African immigrants in Europe
I'm Irish, and I can tell you African immigrants are some of the best we have.

>Muslim Africans
What about in places like Mali (pre-Azawad) and Ethiopia, where they usualy get along fine with other religions.

>>5048236
Close enough.

>>5048256

What are the best? Western Europeans ?

>>5048320
I couldn't say. Maybe Asians. Immigrants never really cause problems here.

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>>5048242
>Black Canadians
>Low Tier

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You all knew this was going to come up eventualy.
Who built it?

>inb4 Arabs

>>5048345
>Arabs
Too far north
>Europeans
No contact yet

Who the fuck else? Aliens?! It was obviously Blacks.

>>5048407
Arabs where trading with the Swahili coast not far from Zimbabwe around the time it was built. It was actualy this trade which led to Zimbabwes prosperity. Not that I think it was built by Arabs, it was build by the ancestors of the Shona people.

>>5048407
>aliens
yes

>>5049126
>giorgiotsoukalos.jpg

Does anyone see Somalia ever stabilising, or will it remain an anarchist shithole.

>>5049427
THE FREE MARKET WILL FIX IT

>>5048345

Nevermind, it's just a plain wall.

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>>5047863
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Ethiopian Defense Institute, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on the Tigre people, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire Ethiopian army. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the Eritrean highlands and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the ESPF and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

>>5049531
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Great_zimbabwe

Ah, Africa. The continent of a million excuses.

>>5049630

There's barely something great.

Fucking Niger-Congo speaking niggers
gorilla-faced primitives, they ruined East Africa
Bantu expansion worst day of my life
>angryluo.jpg

>>5049709
BANTU GREATEST LANGUAGE

REMOVE KHOISAN FROM THE PREMISES

REMOVE PHUTU remove phutu
you are worst zulu. you are the zulu idiot you are the zulu smell. return to kwazulu. to our kwazulu cousins you may come our contry. you may live in the zoo….ahahahaha ,zulu we will never forgeve you. IFP rascal FUck but fuck asshole zulu stink kwazulu nguni nguni..battle of ulundi best day of my life. take a bath of dead zulu..ahahahahahBOTSWANA WE WILL GET YOU!! do not forget anglo-zulu war .zulu we kill the shaka zulu , zulu return to your precious cameroon….hahahahaha idiot zulu and nguni smell so bad..wow i can smell it. REMOVE PHUTU FROM THE PREMISES. you will get caught. suid afrika+netherlands+usa+rhodesia=kill zulu…you will anglo-zulu war/ eminem alive in suid afrika, eminem making album of suid afrika . fast rap eminem suid afrika. we are rich and have land now hahahaha ha because of eminem… you are ppoor stink zulu… you live in a hut hahahaha, you live in an enclosure

eminem alive numbr one #1 in suid afrika ….fuck the zulu ,..FUCKk ashol zulu no good i spit in the mouth eye of ur flag and land. eminem aliv and real strong wizard kill all the zuli farm aminal with rap magic now we the suid afrika rule .ape of the zoo king shaka fukc the great satan and lay egg this egg hatch and zulu wa;s born. stupid baby form the eggn give bak our clay we will crush u lik a skull of pig. suid afrika greattst countrey

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>>5049958
This thread. This fucking thread.

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>>5048242
>brazilians shit tier

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WHAT IS HAPPENING IN THIS THREAD

>>5045158
>uninhabited land
>local population
Eat shit Preute.

>>5049709
fFuck u koisan dog. return to the desert were you belong. i bet u don't even use iron ahahahahaha

>>5044835
I wonder if Azawad will try to invade the Tuareg parts of Algeria and Chad.

>>5050223
WE EXPANSIONIST NOW

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>>5050243
In an absolut world

>>5047846
>Then what exactly did ruin Africa?
Niggers.


That can't stop shooting each other instead of growing crops.
[spoiler]Also first world countries hungry for natural resources like oil, but no one is ever going to admit that[/spoiler]

>>5050223
Maybe Chad. Doubt it with Algeria.

Bumpan for more civilized discussion.

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TOGO STRONG. TOGO CONQUER ALL AFRICA.

>>5050288
you do know that the songhai are an entirely different people?

>>5051449
>Togo
>strong
REMOVE COCOA BEAN FROM WEST AFRICA

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>>5051449
Togo = Polish Colony

Infa 100%

>>5051618
historyfag here

wasnt togo german?

>>5051476
I know, I just wanted to bump the thread.

>>5051623
I'm pretty sure he was joking.

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At least we can all agree on what the worst African country is.

>>5051701
Nah, Somalia and the DRC are the worst.

>>5051701
ZIMBABWE Is the worst.

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>>5051705
WHAT DID YOU SAY?!

>>5051797
BANTU SCUM

BE GIVING OF BACK ANCESTRAL LANDS

>>5051797
Zimbabwe is de ergst.

>>god tier
Mauritius, Seychelles,Gabon,Botswana
>good tier
Tunisia, Libya, Algeria, South Africa ,Morocco , Madagascar
>meh tier
Togo
>bad tier
....
>shit tier
The rest

>>5051897
Seems legit.

How's Ethiopia doing? Just the usual famines I assume.

>>5052162
they actually have the world's fastest economic growth.

>>5052189
Really? I knew they were getting better, but I didn't expect that. Link?

>>5051897
>Madagascar
>not über shit tier
>pick one

>>5052162
literally 50% unemployment, according to Wikipedia.

>>5052162
>famines
So Kitfo IS being removed from the premises?

>>5052314
ethiopia famine best day of my life

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>>5052412
WITH TIGRINYA YOU LOSE

Why did Eritrea leave Ethiopia in the first place?

>>5052571
Not this guy, but bumping for curiosity.

>>5047801
>Afrikkans should have their own independent country.

>Mostly because it would end up being the most prosperous country in Africa.

For a while. Their success would attract a lot of inmigration, and afrikaners would use blacks to do the house cleaning. Blacks would reproduce like rabbits, become the majority, and there you have a South Africa II.

>>5052571
A Complete fuck up in the government caused by the dual collapse of communism and the after effects of the protracted war with Somalia. The Ethiopian government was increasingly repressive over all the country but the Eritreans thought they had a different enough ethnic religious background to separate [spoiler] they do not [spoiler] but Ethiopia had been so weakened by that point and where experiencing the worst droughts to ever hit the region so they caved to international pressure. In reality this turned out to be a disaster because Eritrea is now the most repressive Neo-Stalinist country in Africa that outright murders reporters and all of the 90's western international aid hipsters shit their pants in surprise that splitting up a country created more problems.