Daily Dose.

If you expect anything else than some "cool story bros" you're delusional

Cool Story, bro

I just had a glorious acid flashback during my afternoon nap.

In it, the entire nation of Egypt had renounced Pharaonism in favor of Dudeism, and replaced Arabic as their national language with Californian English.

The Iranians had become Jewish, and the zoroastrian priest was hanging out in a bowling club, and hot Persian ladies were doing art of vaginal nature and seeking help to conceive. Ahmajinedad was still President, but he was a cowboy with awsome mustaches of being just a lovable roguish asshole instead.

The nation of Turkey has ceased to exist. In its place, the country was full of nihilists, the capital was Malibu and the ruler was some porn producer calling himself Jackie Treehorn and demanding the sluttie nations of the European Nation to pay back their debts. For some strange reason they were still incredibly pissed off at the Greeks living in Greece, and were still fucking up their private residences in search for money. This made the Greeks angry, because they had expected to be paid a ten percent of half a milion. The Greek PM full to Germany, where he was beated by Sarkozy and Merkel, those fucking fascists. The two of them seemed extremely jubilant with new Turkey, and were falling over each other like slobbering dogs to welcome not-Turkey into the EU.

Iceland was being menaced of castration by the UK and Dutch Marines, and instead of doing anything to help naked American had an heart attack.

And then I was woken from my dream by the sound of the Pharaoh in the pyramid nearby calling the slaves to work ;_;

THAT PICTURE.

I was eating when I saw it. I almost chocked.

>>474187
oh fuck I just noticed that the words under there are in fact just fancy looking english letters and not some other language

I lol'd