Because there are no differences between them.

The exist, I didn't save any but they were just adapted versions of polandball images, with West Virginia in place of Poland.

>>471336
eurofag detected

Because states are so prominent in world politics it's too obvious to do.

>>471357
trollface.jpg

it would be shared among fellow amerifags

>>471338
Courtesy of original author:

>comparing the 80,000 divisions of one insignificant country to tons of other sovereign nations

>>471404
>Forgetting that the USA is a superstate made up of several sovereign states.

>>471403
gb2/b/

>>471412

Actually, nobody gives a fuck about that.

>>471338
Floridafag here...

I made the West Virginia one and the one where Poland thinks Florida is a Jew.

I also was fretting about there not being any US state ball action, so I took initiatve and made a few myself.

You should do the same with your state!

>>471419
see
>>471364

we don't care if the rest of the world likes it. it's kind of our little thing, not yours.

>>471419
Me and OP does cares about it and there is one confirmed person (you) that does not care.

So...so far it is 2:1 favoring caring about it.

>>471388

new jersey is the poland retard, WVA is just poor

>>471455

No New Jersey is the Northeast, it cannot be compared to Polandball. I like West Virginia as Polandball. New Jersey would be like Estonia.

>>471455
Oh, contrere, mon frere...

My lovely Polandball-style comic says different. Why don't you show me a new Jersey ball comic to support your viewpoint---oh, wait...THERE ARE NO NEW JERSEY BALL COMICS!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!111111

>>471455
>>471473

Also, New Jersey is a terrible comparison to Poland because per capita, New Jersey has the highest GDP in the country!

>>471474

i dont make OC because Im not a faggot

>>471489
>I call people who make OC faggots because I have confusing urges IRL

Fix'd for ya.

>>471479

but everyone hates it and makes fun of it all the time, 100 billionaires living there doesn't stop it from being poland

>>471501
Difference is you're laughing at them out of butthurt, while Poland gets butthurt when you laugh at them

West Virginiafag here.

The problem with this is that WV doesn't have the massive inferiority complex that Poland has.

We know there is nothing good here and just want the rest of the world to fuck off and leave us alone.

Plus there are much fatter, stupider, poorer states. Try Mississippi.

Anyone not from Kentucky or Virginia probably won't get this so i'll elaborate

There were a group of slaves taken to the US hundreds of years ago from a place called Çeşme in Turkey and there are small communities of the descendants of this group that are now today referred to as Meluncan/Melungeon. (pronounced Melon-jan; Turkish for "cursed soul"). Some towns even feature roadsigns in Turkish and they all drink a lot.

>>471513

But Mississippi isn't the parasitic offspring of a former state like West Virginia is.

>>471489

>>471524

>>471527
its coast used to be florida

>>471548
Thanks, i was actually looking for that picture. I know someone posted it months ago and i should have saved it.

I was in wise a few days ago buying a new dryer actually haha.

Floridafag here...

This:
>>471527

In addition to being a poor, miserable place, West Virginia being the worst state also has the distinction of being one of the few subjects states on the North/South divide can agree upon.

North hates them for being super bydlos/rednecks and the South hates them because they broke away from the rest of Virginia during the Civil War, making them traitors in Southern eyes.

>>471535
Perfection. I love timely OC!

This is for international 4chan users.

NOT American 4chan users.

gb2/b/ you fucking idiots.

>>471558
It are true.

>>471614
Haters gonna hate!

:P

Kind of hypocritical to be on an imageboard about different countries and not wanting to learn about different countries, huh?

lolololololol

>>471535

>>471624
I like the idea of Kentucky+Virginia+North Carolina+Tennessee.

>>471624
you speak turkish?

>>471649
Yes. I grew up with an entire family that spoke it who also grew up with a family who spoke it who grew up raised by slaves brought by the Portuguese from Turkey.

We have some slight differences in grammar but yes, I grew up bilingual with English and Turkish.

Floridafag here...

I am in process of making delicious West Virginia comic as we speak. Stay tuned! :3

>>471657
do you have a turkish name?

>>471664
no

>>471665
No, unless you count my middle name (which is Adil), but my great grandparents did. As society became more harsh on the slaves they started to use English names like Goins and Turner.

>>471676
Eritre'nin başkenti neresidir?

>>471684
Why do I care about some African shit hole?

>>471710
>troll detected
sup murrikan

>>471714
götünden anlamak

>>471664
still waiting

>>471684
Siktir git, i don't have to prove shit to you.

INdianaball!

>>471664
>>471760

Floridafag here...

As promised...

I present to you...KENTUCKYBALL!

>>471866
Sweet! Excellent! Let's keep this epic OC thread goin, guys!

ITT jokes only americans get

as a person from Massachusetts it saddens me to see the ignorance of european countries. I consider my state (well general new england region) to have a unique culture superior to that other states and european countries

>>472029
Why not cut the jibba jabba and make some State ball comics about it? :3

>>472025
It's not difficult for non-Americas to get these:
>>471388
>>471392
>>471866
>>472010

As for these:
>>471524
>>471535
>>471624
You have to read the posts to get them.

Kentucky pride, OP... Kentucky pride. Go Cats!

>>471535
>>471624

What's on New Jersey's head? Is it Death?

>>472051
This:
>>472010

>>472029

>>472089
LOL...saved!

Can Puerto Rico into state ball?

>>472120
Make one!

>>472120
Fuck off afro boy...

>>472120
Puerto Rico cannot into statehood.

>>472120
Didn't we have a proposal for Puerto Rico to vote on becoming the 51st state like 5 years ago? Yeah, we did. Puerto Ricans told us to go fuck ourselves, so no.

There's no point to them becoming a state. They get all the advantages of being a state, and none of the disadvantages. They're in a sweet spot and don't want to move.

>>472120
>>472170
Here, I made one for you guys. Courtesy of California.

>>472120
>>472195
>>472217
>>472224

Floridafag here...

Delivering once again.

Yeah, they have it good. Although they can't vote for President, they don't have to pay federal income taxes.

>>472270
What's the blue state ball?