You didnt mention that cooking is sometimes cheaper than going out to eat.

Because cooking requires basic intelligence.

>>4559669
but lard and sodium are so delicious, i cant stop eating them right now, i has to have MORE

>>4559673
It actually is almost always cheaper than eating out.

It's not fast food, all day, every day. Americans do cook, and just as often as everyone else does.
... we just cook larger portions.

>>4559673
Unfortunately that's mostly false in U.S. blame Europe for importing capitalism. Otherwise I could afford to make my own food, not just ramen, mcchicken, and poptarts.

>>4559682
you mean like microwaving large portions of... frozen food.

Amerifag here.

I made my own pizza last night. I made the dough using yeast and flour sugar and water.

Then I dumped about a pound of various cheeses and meats on top, with a few basil leaves here and there as vegetables.

>cooking
>healthy

I'm an American, my goal is to prove the rest of the world's wrong about everything.

>>4559697
>dumping everything on a pizza dough
>cooking

Stay classy USA

i cook sometimes. its just that american family values from the feminist movement have changed so much that women dont cook/share recipes with their kids anymore. also, this.
http://theoatmeal.com/comics/cook_home

>>4559669
I cook.

>Cheaper
BUT WHAT ABOUT CAPITALISM WE NEED TO SPEND AS MUCH AS POSSIBLE

they eat a lot. their fingers grow big. can't do small things. eat burgers. repeat.

I own an oven. I don't use it very often, though, as it's hard to come by a store willing to sell the meat I like to eat. I got it from an auction of Nazi surplus stuff for a good price. So... if you guys ever happen to have extra human meat on you, dinner's at my place.

>>4559757
CONGRATULATIONS!! THAT WAS THE EXACT RIGHT ANSWER!!! YOU WIN!!!!

>>4559726
i sincerely hope you're making this up...what do you eat if you never cook?
Surely you cant tell me youre at a restaurant every night

>>4559669

great book by the way, more /pol/ related than /ck/ or /int/ though

Of course we cook in America. Here's something you can make with ground beef and 2 Digiorno's frozen pizzas. Bon appetit.

>Reading comments on Youtube
>A random american guy complaining about his weight.
>He says he buys mcdonald's and crap like that to eat every fucking day
>Everybody telling him to put down the fucking hamburgers and start eating more vegetables.
>"hurr durr I'm poor I dont have monies to buy healthy food"
>mfw

true story

>>4559921
actually I think thats a very serious problem, ive been to the USA and greasy fast foods were really cheap, while on the other hand healthy food was fucking expensive, and vegetables tasted like shit (must be all those chemichals they put on their crops like in anything)

300lbs+ (136kg for you Euros) Amerifat here.

Pic related; what I had for dinner last night.

>>4559892
Mother of god...

>>4560398
fucking third world shithole

>>4559892
This is NOT kosher

>Be American
>Not fat

Going out to eat is just retarded. It's needlessly expensive and you can cook shit much cheaper at home.

>>4560669

>>4560684
Who has time to cook?

>>4560711
unless you are into Haute cuisine, it takes 30-40 mins max to cook some food.

that feel when you move to iceland from america and eat exactly the same as you always have

dem polish-american families

Seriously though, you uptight mainlanders really get on the US' back. Insecure much?

Although, I never lived in the south in the US. I've visited tennesee and the carolinas, and it seemed pretty bad. Like 10x the fast food resturaunts that you would find in the north, and triple the fat people. The same people that contribute to all the bad american stereotypes eat more fast food, go figure.

Dont have to deal with it anymore, though :3

Cooking's woman's work, and women aren't supposed to do woman's work anymore. We American men aren't like European ones in that we think it's okay to stoop to woman's work just because women want to do men's work.

>>4560849
This, I live in Maine.

Equal quality to the stuff you find in Europe.

We should've just let the south secede, they fuck up our country by dragging us down.

>>4560860
Typical American still struggling with Stone-Age concepts.

>>4559669
Because cooking leads to a cuisine and cuisine leads to a culture

>murrika
>culture

>>4560860
>Implying the best chefs aren't men
Gordon Ramsay is disappoint

>>4560849

>polish food

>pot stickers

Poles can't into food; steal from china

Got to love that traditional German food

>Implying I eat out all the time
>Implying im not an American

Culture is rubbish anyway, better off without it.

>>4560398
even if so, they can eat less amount.

>>4559773
that comic is mena to be funny. you people really dont have a sense of humor.

Anyone know what quesadilla means in Spanish?

>>4561586
Lil' Quesada

>mfw i haven't cooked in months

Mediterranean diet is best diet.

I will dump some pictures of portuguese dishes to make u amerifags jealous (jk xD)

note. almost all the dishes are companied with some kind of simple salad (tomato + lettuce + something else), i think that's what make them healthy

1. Carne à alentejana

2. Bacalhau com natas

3. Francezinha à moda do Porto

Our fast food equivalent, much better than anything u can find in mcdonalds though xD

>mfw the only thing i cook is dino nuggets, fries and ramen

4. Cozido à portuguesa

Probably not very appeal visually, basically a mixture of pork, cow and chicken meat, some vegetables etc etc etc... it's very good, and healthy ;)