Down with the Juden

www.thezeitgeistmovement.com

legalize pedophile

Conquer a lebensraum

Ban every tabloids and put an end to all that shitty press business which relies on stupid gossips, has been celebrities and private life violation.
Also, reality shows aren't allowed as long as they don't educate the viewers.
My purpose will be to educate the population through a strict media policy.

>>4458509
>Pornography is no longer cencored
>Enforce each head of household must own a firearm
>Get rid of self defence force and create a actual military
>Let people own guns
>Free media
>Start having a fuck your shit additude towards world
>Prosper

1.make myself emperor
2. change my army to 'legion'
3. conquer for the good of my "capital"
4. destroy monotheism, introduce polytheism
5. create national clothing, and make it punishable to wear dumb general clothes

tax churches.

spend the money on secular, scientific, public education.

(USAfag here)

also: build a shit-ton of nuclear power plants. we're going to end up needing them when the oil runs out. send the waste into outer space.

Abolish all taxes and dismantle any sort of socialist programs so my people can finally experience freedom

1. Implant a military regime
2. Kill all those usless people that don't do anything for the country
3. Invest money in science and investigation
4. Make a real secular state
5. Invade neighbour countries and take they ressources
6. Get rid of fucking terrorist groups here

>Serbia

Start a multiplication directive that boost the Serb population heavily with benefits for those with more than 6 children.
Start agricultural reforms to meet with the potential that can feed half of Europe.
The initial income of food export being spent on thermal water resorts to make Serbia one of the biggest Medical centers in Europe and assume the wealth and high income from this newly set up identity for Serbia.
Minimize exports after building a solid resort network and use the food for the resorts as hotels and recreational centers require such source.
Start a marketing campaign that will be restricted to Europe and nothing else outside.

The increasing numbers of Serbs are planned to start "invading" and "silently conquering" Kosovo as a primary target and Eastern Bosnia as the secondary.
The third target is outside wealthy and advanced nations for the purpose of puring in wealth from Serbs abroad and utilizing foreign technology as learned by the Serbs outside.
Start the building of two massive military bases, one in the south bordering Kosovo and the other near at the cross border of Serbia, Bosnia and Croatia.

Use the vast wealth from the medical industry to fund a few well specifically trained and educated military groups, independent from the government.
Mark them as "terrorists" but supply them through a multiple party system with weapons and set their directive on overthrowing of Albanians to the south in Kosovo and banishing them out, through means with the least violence possible. The friendly Albanians are to be ignored and left in peace (the distinction requiring also a very good informational and secret police network). Help Macedonia and Greece to contain integrity and have them be the primary allies for the removal of Kebab. Make the deal with USA with which they back off from out banishing of Albanian kebab by which we will tolerate and leave the American base there as they want.

REMOVE KEBAB

>>4458540
>A good bit of people disagree.
>And they got guns.
>Your attitude isn't popular with the big boys on the world stage either
>They fund and help the growing rebellion
>Your head on a pike next to Saddam and Gaddafi

Good thinking.

Eurasian Union. Rebuild the empire. No more Jewish bullshit. I will build the empire as I see fit, no more Muslims either. back to our beautiful Russian heritage. Also no more of this trading in US dollars, fuck that, is shameful. I will also give myself free more vodka forever.

>>4458641
>I will also give myself free more vodka forever.
Sounds like you already had enough.

>>4458610

Proceed to make friendly ties with Romania, strengthen ties with Bulgaria and make a pass at improving their economies and countries for the price of
a. Military alliance
b. Trade agreements, benefits and mutual efficiency progression
c. Designing a Electrical network on the borders and between the countries that will keep the dependence and thus relations solidified while having a balanced profit and benefits from it

Build a militarily fortified wall after dealing with Kosovo on the border with Albania and make that area the primary staging and training ground of Serbian military forces.
Modernize it as much as possible and only let in Albanians trading and Albanians that are atheists or deists who want a better life without influencing Serbian culture, etc. and are on good relations with certain Serbs or their friends.

>op pic
1. Implement pedophilia to raise birth rates, new age of consent is 10yo
2. Legalize slavery of muslims

>>4458661

Oh and i forgot
Change national anthem to something like "Mars na Drinu" but deeper and more clearer, more tough sounding.

I will embrace wall street and other large corporations understanding that they are the drivers of the economy. I also just want to piss off all those college hipster kids who have never actually worked a day in their lives

>>4458610
Hey Serb bro

American here

Sorry about helping Kosovo secede. That was some bullshit. But you know, when the entire apparatus of our foreign policy machine starts moving in one direction, it's really hard to change it, especially on an issue that no one cares about in America (like Kosovo). It annoys me that we got manipulated by shitty Albanians. If I were President, I would support Operation Remove Kebab as long as too many people didn't die (that would be embarassing for Murikah). Good luck

Annex Belgium.

Kom bij papa.

FORM GREATER YUGOSLAVIA AND CONQUER EUROPE.
Bulgariafag here.

Bulgaria
>Leave EU
>Leave NATO
>Leave w/e.. everything
>Make nuclear power
>Sell wheat to Russians, get uranium
>Give the international community the finger and proceed with genociding gypsies
>Make a law that makes it illegal to have below 3 children if in capable reproductive condtion
>Use the secret police to kill all the mafia
>Reinstate the mandatory military service
>Make huge military parades in my honor
>BFF with Russia, and FUCK YOU to everyone else

Mexico

continue the invasion of the US but with more number and faster

>>4458796
graag, maar alleen als jullie Brussel platbombarderen (zit vol kankergespuis)

>>4458824

I'm sorry, isn't this basically what Bulgaria's like already?

>>4458837

According to my forecasts, Mexicans will outnumber the US people in the South of the country within 20 years.

I know you wrote it as a joke but this is actually gonna happen. There are actually more black people than any other race in NYC...why wouldn't this happen in the Bible belt with Mexicans instead of blacks?
It's just a matter of time before Mexicans represent more than 50% of the population of the South of the US.
Considering the fact Mexicans who live in the US have more babies than "native" US citizens AND that (il)legal immigration from Mexico to the US is stable...yep, this is gonna happen.

>>4458884

so the real QUESTION is
how long will it take to have a latino president in the white house

you got already a black

>>4458896
That feel when no asian will ever be president of murrika

Transfer 20.000.000 Euro to my bank account and resign.

>Macht Euch Euren Dregg alleene!“

>>4458509

More Mara.

1-ban telereality
2-ban gossip magazine
3-educational tv shows on all the tv channels
4-good manners lessons in all schools
5-no more than three children per family
if the family is very poor no more than 2 children
5-people can have children only if they have a good situation
6-ban divorce (it will makes the people think before getting married)
...

I would quickly team up with my Scandinavian brothers Norway and Denmark. Then set sail towards Iceland... Can't forget about them. Figure that the island can have military importance rather than social or economical value. Create the new state surprisingly called, Scandinavia. Close all boarders for non-European immigration and nationalize all companies and industries based outside of Europe/USA/And China for obvious diplomatic reasons. And like my Serbian bro I would encourage a ridiculously high birth rate to become one of the greatest countries in Europe. A new socialist and nationalist system will take place and everybody will be working for the greater good. With Norways oil, Swedens knowledge and industry and Denmarks agriculture Scandinavia is one of the wealthiest countries in Europe. With the massive land and ~20 million inhabitants it's becoming a greater force to be recon with. Scandinavia will now offer Finland to ally with them. Not join, but "ally". Finland obviously agrees. And Finland is now Scandinavias cheap labour. Enjoying our new labour and national resources Scandinavia is now competing with Great Britain and Germany as Europe's nr 1. We can now start to focus on the larger scene and help our Serbian bro for the removal of Kebab.

>Be friends with everyone
>Strengthen economy
>Strengthen military
>Invest in technology
>Grow in power
>Wait till everyone around us is bankrupt and full in shit
>OUT OF NO WHERE GO FULL AGRESSIVE ON THEIR ASS
>Pay back fuckers

Oh wait we are already doing this.

chinafag?

norfag here.
>invade Sweden and Finland
>make New-Norwegian the official language
>proceed to unify Scandinavia
>send away all muslims and criminals to Svalbard.

that's pretty much it.

Two words: Muslim holocaust

Country I'm living in or Country I'm a citizen of?

If the latter, Canada has all the lebensraum it needs so no concerns there. But I would put a heavy stop on immigration (major points system would take care of that) and encourage local growth by further subsidizing family growth.

I'd also embark on a path of home grown militarization. Create government owned companies that would develop proprietary weapons systems not to be sold abroad.

If America..... probably much of the same. End the wars, park the army on the southern border and call it a day.

1. Corporal punishment is now the primary method of dealing with non-violent criminals.
2. Cane stoners, blasphemers, pornographers, perverts.
3. ????
4. Profit!

>>4459258
The state of Israel already has a fascist government.

>>4459271

They actually have a parliamentary democracy.

>>4458610
>>4459030
>remove kebab
if only we could get rid of the muslims, but keep the kebab,as it is delicious

>>4459302
No

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1mBn3S_pHdA&feature=channel_video_title

1) Provide a good educational opportunity for my people. If they are going to be my subjects, they are going to be smart damn-it. And unless you demonstrate the minimal understanding and knowledge for your grade level, you are forbidden from proceeding to the next grade level.

2) Require that everyone, upon reaching the age of 15, is to be drafted into the military and have their classes mixed with military exercises and lessons. For the next three years, they will build their bodies and minds and be taught discipline and respect towards their country, people, and self. After the three years, they are then given the option to continue their military training and education or can opt out, but still be called back for required service if needed. The option to leave will not be available during times of war.

3) Try to establish good relationships with the strongest countries and aim to improve my country by growing a strong economy using a capitalist system.

4) Have the best and brightest minds work for me.

I think I would have one hell of a nation if I did that.

why is everyone so militaristic. have fun turning your countries into north koreas.

>>4459000

>1-ban telereality
>2-ban gossip magazine
>3-educational tv shows on all the tv channels
>4-good manners lessons in all schools
I'm with you at 200%

>5-no more than three children per family
Hm no...I think it's weird to set up this kind of limits. What if a couple already has 2 kids and the lady gives birth to twins?

5-people can have children only if they have a good situation
Doesn't make sense with the previous sentence : >if the family is very poor no more than 2 children

6-ban divorce (it will makes the people think before getting married)
Nope.

usa:

1. kill the blacks.
2. kill the hispanics
3. kill the muslims
4. enjoy new utopia

>>4459381
He said supreme dictator what do you think that ment.

Hungary.

-Through educational reforms and propaganda, I'd instill a bit more patriotism and self-confidence into the population. These are neccesary if a leader wants to improve his nation.
-Child molesters, drug dealers, particularly violent criminals and corrupt officials/politicians shall be executed.
-Drugs shall remain illegal. Even weed. Deal with it, fucking pothead faggots.
-Gay marriage shall also remain illegal. Along with "Gay Pride" parades. If you want to be a flamboyant homosexual, Serbia is right there at the south (No offense Serbs, but I just couldn't pass this up. No hard feelings I hope?).
-Financial/banking institutions shall be partially/completely nationalized.
-I'd create new jobs and reinvigorate the rural country by reviving the agriculture.
-No welfare shall be spent on people who are capable of working. That's right, Gypsies. From now on, you're gonna have to work on the fields. Oh, you don't like it? Tough shit. Deal with it. Or leave. Or die.
-Complete renounciation of multiculturalism. Shouldn't be too hard, Hungarians are pretty much immune to it.
-The press shall be free. I can take honest criticism, I don't care. On the other hand, radio and televison will have to follow my guidelines. That means, more classic movies, less "crap".
- Tax cuts for families with more than two children. But only if both parents have a clear record (read: no Gyppos).

>>4459404
you can have a benevolent dictator with the success of his people in mind

>>4459398
>hurr look at mee, I iz internet tuff guy, america need genoside to bee gud again, durr LOL xD

>>4459432
niglet detected

Paint the entrie country green, then invade Italy.

>>4459424

Congratulations retard, your country just got pussified and invaded by a foreign identity and your people are pussifyingly being beaten into nothingness.

Aggressive balance,
my people will prevail at the expense of some outsiders,
cry about it bitch, this is called success and i will not stop with it because it doesn't suit you and makes you butthurt and feeling oppressed. I don't give a fuck about you, only my people, my own.

Ban the word fag, because the skinless exist,
funnel the brightest students into cosmetic surgery, cell line therapy, biocomputer modeling, organic chemistry, interdisciplinary co-ordination management, and progress monitoring, socialize the animal pounds and shelters so they can get bigger cages or pens, issue student passports to get into any lecture in the country for free, keep the children inside in Winter recesses so they don't freeze, the list is endless

>>4459258

>Tax the rich.
>Nationalize monetary institutions.
>Install centralized economy.
>Watch libertarian faggots bawwww.
>Tie said crying libertarians to the wings of aircraft.
>Fly over wheatfields while libertards cry, watering the crops with fat, juicy crocodile tears.
>Increased agricultural output.
>???
>Profit!!!

BAM! BUTTHURT LIBERTARD CROP-DUSTERS!

>>4459258
Ah a crusader. Didn't they get their ass kicked by muslims?

-Jerusalem is Jevvish
-King of Spain has symbolic dominion over Jerusalem
-Muslims are gone from Iberia

not bad

Saladin did fuck over the church in the 2nd crusade, but If King Richard wasn't such a pussy then he could of recaptured Jerusalem.

>>4459579

>Saladin did fuck over the church in the 2nd crusade

he would be less than 10 years old then

>>4459604
>10 years old
mutherfucker was born to kill.

>>4458794
Operation Remove Kebab does not include deaths
It is purely sterilization

no islam at all. moon program for helium 3. heavy nuclear power research implementing different things like thorium, hydrogen, norman uranium. research of more efficient solar panels. ethanol production stopped. coal would be no longer used by us, just sold. petroleum/natural gas stay on course. offer to buy greenland, if not take over greenland. research vertical farms. more bullet trains. more super sonic air travel. legalize cannabis, and salvia in all states. no more abortion, but more government run daycares. more social programs to encourage white people to breed, and to topple double standards. and lastly, FIVE MILLION DOLLARS A YEAR FOR TIM AND ERIC!!!

>>4460107
>pipe dream

No more Islam or Immigration from islamic countries.

Cut Ties with the Middle East

Develop closer ties to the USA

Research new fuels and african oil.

Clear out Muslims from Africa with the use of christianity.

Reinvigorate the west through local development.

Become Energy Independent

Teach other nations in the west .

Get rid of all muslims in Western Europe

Get rid of all communists, marxists, homosexuals.

-communist society
-euthanize all retards and people with aids
-all travels within 10 kilometers with be on bike
-blood donation mandatory
-legalization of most recreational drugs
-your body fat percentage will reflect what food you may buy at stores.

just off the top of my head

Tear down the entire system, rewrite the Constitution to set up a decentralized, local direct democracies and a small federal government who's job it is to enforce the Constitution. Dissolve the army and put a limited one in it's place. Relinquish my powers and go on with my life.

USA.

Forced steriliation for all violent felons.
All violent felons and anyone with a sentence of more than 25 years, and all sex offenders must become organ donors.

SSI and SSDI will be raised to 75% of the federal poverty level and those receiving SSI/SSDI will not have their benefits deducted unless their total income is equal to 150% of the poverty level.

Currently SSI & SSI beneficiaries lose $1 in benefits for every $2 they earn from working.

A new ad campaign will be created to make healthy people who get welfare feel ashamed of themselves.

Anyone who does not have a college degree, isn't a skilled tradesman, or isn't making at least $30,000
a year will be offered $30,000 to be permanently sterilized. Those who refuse the offer (and their children) will be ineligible for all for public social services.

All substance abusers and AIDS patients will be ineligible for public assistance and protection from anti discrimination laws. The only exceptions will be victims of rape who can PROVE that they contracted AIDS from being raped and combat veterans.

All food aid will contain contraceptive agents other drugs to inhibit pregnancy and sexual desire.

All prisoners will be allowed to request euthanasia at any time.

Pell grants will include cash bonuses for students who maintain a 3.25 GPA or better.

ALL income with be taxed for social security not just the first $110,000.

Gays will not be allowed to have security clearances, hold commissioned rank or be promoted beyond e-6 in the military.

Companies who create jobs and factories inside the US will be given tax breaks. Those who create jobs outside the us with get tax penalties.

All state and federal candidates will get funded by the government. This will candidates outside the two political parties to hold elections again after I die.

Homosexuality will be treated as a disease and cures will be researched.

Lobbyists will not be allowed to donate to political campaigns.

Banks will be allowed to fail. The FDIC will insure all accounts up to $500,000.

Australia

Break ties with UK and form republic.
Raise tariffs on Chinese imports so local producers can compete.
Raise taxes on large mining companies and big banks
End all foreign land ownership
Build more dam and invest in solar tech with money made
Enforce strict seperation of State and Church
Ban all religious schools

>>4460314
>One week after the resignation of President Smith, civil war erupts between the Smithites in the west and the Federalists in the east...

>>4460655

more dams*

>>4460294
>>-blood donation mandatory
>>-legalization of most recreational drugs

LOL

Kill all gang leaders in prison.
Use FBI to kill all known gang leaders out of prison
dealing drugs other than pot is punishable by death
Pot is legalized, but all potheads are banned from public facilities and services.

Any high school or state college student who gets pregnant or who has a child is kicked out of school and put in a mandatory vocational program.

Students who are troublemakers and low achievers get placed in vocational programs instead of a regular high school.

Send rednecks, white supremacists, skin heads and other neo nazis to the mexican border give them guns, ammo and money and tell them to build a white homeland in Mexico.

Build Nuclear Power plants all over the US. There are already places in the desert to store the waste until we can get it into space.

News agencies will forced to tell the truth and only the truth with equal time for all views.

Bring back the draft, draft all celebrities.

Buy up all middle eastern oil for three years, or at least enough to at least triple our strategic reserve and then stop buying oil from Saudi Arabia.

>>4460706

>i am literally 17 here am how to save the us!!!

>>4460706
No, I'm 36 and tired of my government wasting our tax dollars on drug addicts, criminals, perverts and the terminally stupid and lazy.

*All discriminatory laws abolished
*Separation of church and state is a absolute no exceptions
*abolishment of non-nonsensical laws (like getting a fish drunk) that are still on record
*legalize recreational drug use
*increase the penalty for unlawful behavior while affected by recreational drugs
*make military service mandatory (at least 2 years)
*organize nation-wide public works program (build railways or new freeways)
*invite leaders of Israel and Palestine to a peace negotiation then once they are in a room inform them they are now hostages and if they cannot come to a compromise and write up a effective peace treaty in half a hour I will instigate a nuclear attack on both their countries.

>>4460706

>Dealing any drug besides pot is punishable by death

>>4460853

You're not 36. At least, I have to wonder how you got to be 36 without understanding the basic difference between laws their enforcement. At least I can understand how one could grow up without a scrap of ethical code but usually sociopaths are more intelligent than this.

>>4460655

...adding to that;
- Draft a new Constitution and have it voted on by the people in a referendum.
- Ensure the right to lawful rebellion in the face of a tyrannical Government is included in said Constitution - ie, a Bill of Rights (something we don't have at the moment).
- Replace all currency with a fractional reserve system based on credit rather than debt.

USA

-abolish state law, federal law only
-illegal for any non-authority civilian to carry a firearm
-decriminalize marijuana
-foreign policy put in line with the international community's wishes
-age of consent dropped to 14
-mandatory yearly eyesight and driving tests for drivers over the age of 60
-remove all troops from Iraq and Afghanistan. If shit goes down afterward then it's up to the UN.
-The Great Wall of America
-officially apologize for past foreign policy
-build enough solar panels in the Mojave Desert to become energy independent
-a person can't be arrested just because of an ACCUSAL of rape
-same sex marriage legalized(no state law, so it's federal)
-disband the electoral college(for the elections after I die)
-tax churches
-actual secularism
-beg Japan to stop censoring their porn
-push garbage into lava
-it is illegal to tell the time like this, 'a quarter til 5'. You will be defenestrated from the 10th story of a building.

>>4458547

how are you going to mine the uranium without oil.

>>4460853
You are 36 and completely retarded.

gain a harem

then try to make the world better. with bloodshed

Use our nuclear arsenal to start WWIII and end the world.

Mark these dissolute acts punishable by crucifixion
1. Anything that is part of the 7 deadly sins
2. Use of any technology invented during of after the industrial revolution
Recruit every physically able man in the army and kill every other.
Sell all capable women to ranking officers and enslave the rest.
Attack neighboring nation and kill their elderly and sick, enslave their women and draft their men.
Wash, rinse, repeat.
I think other policies will come by themselves.
Finally, rule over the earth in an autocratic, militarist and meritocratic dictatorship empty of dissolution.

I'm a dictator. I don't HAVE to be ethical.

But i will explain my positions one by one so you can under stand where I am coming from

>>Kill all gang leaders in prison.

Watch Lockup or Hard Time or any prison documentary. The prison authorities KNOW who the gang leaders are and and have their activities in and out of prison documented, but are helpless to stop them.

Gang leaders, especially the leaders of the major crime syndicates like the Aryan Brotherhood, MS13, the Crips and the Bloods are not deterred by long prison sentences and sending them to jail doesn't impede their activity in any meaningful way as long as they can communicate with their followers in and out of prison. In fact, many gang bangers even prefer prison to freedom. Hell, for some of them, going to prison is a way to earn rank and status within the gang. as long as these leaders are allowed to live, they are a threat to society.

>>Use FBI to kill all known gang leaders out of >>prison.

See above. Plus, I'm not talking about kids fighting in the street. I'm talking about the people who make millions in the drug trade and other illegal activities.

Read about J.Edgar Hoover. Other than his sexual deviance and racism, he did a damn good job running the FBI.

The main problem with our criminal justice system is that even when someone is clearly guilty, it is difficult to even get a conviction and far too easy for a guilty person to go free as long as he has enough money or connections or even the smallest understanding of the law.

>>dealing drugs other than pot is punishable by >>death

A few dozen drug dealers being shot dead live on national television every week for a few months should be an effective deterrent.

>>Pot is legalized, but all potheads are banned >>from public facilities and services.

Mandatory drug tests before applying for any government benefits and surprise drug tests as long as a person get government benefits.

>>4460976
So you thing that.........>>4458520
>>4458545
>>4458554
>>4458673
>>4459398
>>4460294
came up with better ideas?

>>4460853
>>4460976
How old are you? Where do YOU live?
How old were you when you realized how much of your hard earned income and your tax dollars were being spent keeping the worthless dregs of society alive while watching innocent hard working people lost their love savings and watched their schools crumble because so much the the money was spent on the stupid, the lazy, the perverted and the criminal filth.

Call me stupid once you've moved out of your mom's basement and had to pay your OWN bills for a while, pal.

>>4461030

>Kill the leader of the Aryan Brotherhood, or the Crips, or the Bloods or really any gang large enough
that you'd want to target them
>Another one takes his place

If you want to invalidate gangs, you must make their power structure a nonviable choice for their members. You are still retarded.

>A few dozen drug dealers being shot dead live on national television every week for a few months should be an effective deterrent.

No, it wouldn't. Nobody would watch and you'd be infringing on the rights of the people. Presuming you want to continue being dictator those rights are completely inviolable. You are still retarded.

>Mandatory drug tests before applying for any government benefits and surprise drug tests as long as a person get government benefits.

So, expensive system that could be mitigated by decriminalizing the biggest offender (marijuana) is a grand idea especially for the tens of millions of people about to be using the government benefits system as a result of the Baby Boom. You are, guess what? Still retarded.

>>4461048
No, but on the other hand this guy seems to think he's actually got some sort of good thing going with the bullshit he's spewing.

>>4460706
>>Any high school or state college student who gets >>pregnant or who has a child is kicked out of school >>and put in a mandatory vocational program.

Once you have a child, you are no longer treated like a child since you now have ADULT responsibilities. You can have an abortion at government expense provided that you agree to mandatory sterilization (unless of course you were raped) because I don't want stupid whores to breed children that they probably won't be able to raise properly.

>>Students who are troublemakers and low >>achievers get placed in vocational programs >>instead of a regular high school.

England and a lot of other countries already haave separate schools for students who are bound for higher education and those that aren't. Besides, one of the main problems with America's educational system is that we spend too much on students who don't want to be in school and have do plans to do anything with their lives anyway.

Make all mines and farms state run and send all unemployed people to work on them, unemployment solved. Pull out of the middle east.

Emmm, uhmmm.... Implant democracy!

damn it

>>4461160
Also, change all government to the Spartan system.

America/n/ here

>increase taxes
>increase the Department of Transportation's budget
>roadway repair-related jobs program
>when work starts running out, just start paving dirt roads
>meanwhile, don't pussy out on the rail program
>make sure the new express lines don't flop by giving equal support to local light rail and bus lines; local feeders are necessary to direct passengers into the national system

>next time an oil well leaks into the Gulf for months on end, nationalize that company's assets.

>send troops into Mexico

>now that Cuba's undergoing moderate economic liberalization, end the embargo and let American capital flow into the county. That'll do more to disrupt things than anything else we could do right now

>comb through the records of the Bureau of Indian Affairs and investigate the Reservations; what can we do to make things suck less there?

>Encourage refugees to settle in Detroit as part of a larger "might as well do something with the city" project.


GOVERNMENT WILL GROW LARGER

Australia
>wake up and find yourself the supreme dictator of your country.

First I'd negotiate with America, Australia would Join the U.S. just like Hawaii did if they give me like 500 Million dollars. When they accept I would change the flag too -pic related- and rename Australia "Ausmerica". With my new found wealth I would go and buy several penthouses in all the best U.S. cities and a very small (still huge) personal fully staffed cruiseliner and live out the rest of my days driving ferraris, fucking celebrities and supermodels sleeping on private beaches and doing blow off of naked women.

everythingwentbetterthanexpected.jpg

Mexico

Legalize recreational use of drugs, but increase punishment if crime is committed under the effects of some drugs.
Legalize same-sex marriage.
12yo of menstruation is new age of consent, whatever comes first. Make non-penetrative and oral sex legal at any age.
Give an official status to English language, promoting its use, even systematically replacing Spanish with English in some subjects at schools.
Force TV and radio stations to gradually replace Spanish with English in their programs (starting with the use of subtitles for shows and films in English instead of dubbing).
At the same time, promote the teaching and presence of indigenous languages (Nahuatl as the default one if there is no representative indigenous language) in schools and its presence in media and art.
Make a new National Anthem in Nahuatl, and some other patriotic songs in Nahuatl and English.
Actively prevent illegal border crossing to the USA.
Build work camps in abandoned rural areas (the ones people left to migrate to the USA) and send not-so-dangerous criminals to work there.
Legalize death penalty for dangerous criminals.
Allow euthanasia to prisoners at any moment.
Discourage Catholic influence and support missionaries of other religions, specially in rural areas.
Work with some Asian businessmen in order to create some Special Administrative Zones in coastal cities.
Make a modern train system for all the country, even with some bullet train to connect the most important cities.
Finally, bitch like an Argie for our Clipperton Island!

>>4461179
>2011
>not being a good dictator

>>4461179
Actually you'd be arrested and tried for treason since you didn't ask for legal immunity.

Also we're into billionaires now... not millionaires...

>>4459030

Brilliant!

>>4461206
>>4461206

And who's going to arrest me? America? The country that I just sold Australia too? Or Australia.. The country I have full loyalty from government and military..........

>Implying I wouldn't be bros with the president after a deal like that

I don't need billions, I'm not greedy.

>>4461109

>Kill the leader of the Aryan Brotherhood, or the Crips, or the Bloods or really any gang large enough
that you'd want to target them
>Another one takes his place

Sorry, forgot the s. If you kill their entire chain of command and keep killing their entire leadership, sooner or later, people start realizing that it isn't worth having the money if you aren't going to live long enough to enjoy it.

Legalizing drugs without adding alot of restrictions
will only increase the number of junkies, many of which will end up on public assistance either because of an inability to keep a job because of their drug use, committing crimes to feed their habit, or because of drug related illness. Fewer people drank after Prohibition ended because of restrictions based on age, quality and location.


>A few dozen drug dealers being shot dead live on national television every week for a few months should be an effective deterrent.

No, it wouldn't. Nobody would watch and you'd be infringing on the rights of the people. Presuming you want to continue being dictator those rights are completely inviolable. You are still retarded.

What part of dictator do you not understand?
And have you watched ANYTHING about reality television? Or even been to any other board on 4chan? Check out the youtube videos of people betting beheaded.

People LOVE watching other people, especially people they don't like, suffer.

Nobody said that watching would be mandatory or even on broadcast tv. Besides, even now, there is no law that states that the death penalty is unconstitutional or that it can only be given out for murder, as long as the defendant is given a fair trial.

So, expensive system that could be mitigated by decriminalizing the biggest offender (marijuana) is a grand idea especially for the tens of millions of people about to be using the government benefits system as a result of the Baby Boom. You are, guess what? Still retarded.

Obviously, you a illiterate, young sir.

I clearly stated that my plan was to make marijuana legal, but as long as you use marijuana, you are not eligible for any government benefits. In other worlds, you can be a pot head as long as you are willing to fend for yourself and with the understanding that while you continue to be a pothead or any kind of druggie, the state will abandon you to your fate.

http://www.firstcheckfamily.com/

Not only will it save billions a year by denying pot heads and junkies welfare, food stamps, Section 8 and other benefits, but current beneficiaries
who take drugs can be thrown off all government assistance at any time, saving even more money.

As long as you can take care of yourself, you can fry your brains out for all I care, but as long as you are being supported the decent, hard working tax payers of my land, you follow my rules.

News agencies will forced to tell the truth and only the truth with equal time for all views.

Bring back the draft, draft all celebrities.

Things that I would love to do but know could never happen.

But every one of those Hollywood idiots should have to do at least two tours USO in a warzone before they start bitching about the military.

And any of you people who want to lower the age of consent to under 18 are idiots. Enjoy your teen pregnancies, generations of welfare babies and emotionally damaged women. Life is not a hentai manga.

Institute relatively free market capitalism (all drugs legalised completely), the only restrictions would be on certain firearms (though laws will still be relaxed)
Pull out of the UN
Phase out universal healthcare and public education
Abolish income, capital gains and property tax, raise sales tax
Eliminate all social welfare, except disabilities
Pull out of all wars
Institute a Bill of Rights that allows complete freedom of speech
All police are required to have dashboard cameras, all film is publicly available
Once all the statists, socialists and degenerates have come around or left the country reinstate democracy

Dictator of Australia. sounds noice.

First, i'd probably set up a severe border control. I'd temporarily increase our military funding so we had a larger presence to ward off people trying to land on our shores, and to tighter control immigration and the populace. I suppose to fund this i'd kill all people currently incarcerated to empty out our prisons and start over.

Then, I suppose i'd go about with a humongous genocide, killing all aboriginals, all somalis and solomon islanders, killing any bydlo, extremmely obese or ugly or unhealthy people, and just generally cleansing the countries gene pool. Then, cut off the chinese from our resource market, and take over any mining companies so we actually get revenue from them. Then use that revenue to offer generous grants to people from other countries who fit the criteria of being intelligent, useful, english speaking, healthy and attractive.

Then fill australia with beautiful smart people, a superior gene pool, and build a new city in my glorious name. I suppose i'd do something about the awful infrastructure here also.

Australia
Legalise all drugs.
No free healthcare for self inflicted injuries. (drug abuse, obesity, smoking, drinking etc)
Drug addicts, criminals and refugees will be sterilised.
Build a nuclear power plant for each state.
Build more dams.
People will have to pass a test to have children (They have to be healthy/mentally healthy, no genetic faults, can't be obese or have drug problems etc.)
Mentally disabled babies will be euthanised or aborted if detected early.
All copyrights are null and void, products will be judged on their quality, high quality products will given a mark of approval by the government and producers of poor quality products will be fined or banned.
Bring back capital punishment.

like i'd fucking tell you dickbag

I'm so glad no one ITT will have any political influence in the future...
Everyone on /int/ critisizes the likes of Zimbabawe, North Korea etc, but given half the chance, most of you would do the exact same thing.

>>4461393
>be brutally murdered, reforms rolled back after a year.

Glorius Australian dictator?

-Declare seperation from UK,
-Crown self emperor a'la napoleon
-Marry comely Windsor wench to cement Royal credentials
-Mining tax, invest in imperial military + navy
-conscription introduced
- Get rid of pacific solution, all illegal immigrants are health tested then either conscripted or work as indentured labour for public works (hydroelectric, geothermal etc.) for 10 years then free to live in tasmania.
- stop cutting down old growth forests.
- acquire nukes but be israeli style about perhaps having them,
- invade indonesia and reinstate sultanates.
- invade south island of NZ, instate Maori King.
- conscription of all Aboriginals into scout battalions
- re-orientation of military into anti-china force.
PAN MONARCHIST POPULAR IMPERALISM GOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

turkey

kill kurds
kill muslims
have peace then

>>4461898
bumpitty bump bump

>>4462302
Oh and fuck off the chaplains in schools and Scientology. Massive expand scientific research. Gotta live up to my trip.

>>4462302
Now there's a chap I can get behind.

just 2 steps on my agenda

no1: purge

asking for no2 invokes no1.

USA
1. Legalize all drugs and release from prison all citizens arrested on drug charges.
2. Reform immigration policy to make it easier for (useful) people to come in.
3. Change to a tax system based solely on spending.
4. Cut military size and spending by at least 60%.
5. End all armed conflicts in which we are currently engaged.
6. Develop stricter environmental protection policies.
7. Give cities incentives to develop public transit.
8. Cut regulations in the healthcare industry and encourage a competitive market in medicine.
9. Dismantle the public education system and offer free education for those individuals unable to afford private schooling (this will become far more affordable than it is today).
10. Legalize prostitution.
11. Allow counties (not states, but counties) to be more autonomous and wipe several existing federal mandates whilst guaranteeing limited control of the state over counties.
12. Abolish marriage as a federally recognized institution. Marital status of citizens should be irrelevant. People are still more than welcome to be married in their churches/mosques/synagogues/temples, to be recognized as a union of two people within the confines of their faith.
13. Allow businesses more freedom in their policies.
14. Abolish affirmative action (a company may still independently choose to have this policy. A school may not).
15. Reach an agreement with federally recognized tribes to gain complete sovereignty over select pieces of land (to be negotiated), and in return cease federal assistance to tribes which opt for the land/ benefits exchange.
16. Develop more of the infrastructure necessary for nuclear power.
17. Heavily tax the purchase of SUV's.
18. Cut regulations on firearms.

19. Maybe move the capital to somewhere better than DC (this one's just for me. DC is a cesspool).

I'm sorry that you guys will never get to live in my nigh-flawless utopia. It'd be fun.