Do you believe in God the Mother, Kimchi?

hey kimchi, is korea unified yet?

why does korea need heaven to do its will, is korea too weak to fight japan 1vs1?

>>4432699
I believe in Dangun the father ^__^

>O Heaven, they are still breathing; do they need harsher punishment?

Remember, the dead can suffer no more.

Rejoice, as they are still alive for more punishment to come.

>>4432708
Valid point ^_______^

However, I am merciful in that I want a quick, clean answer to the Japanese question. A virus would possibly spread to the holy land of Corea, and they might actually enjoy interbreeding with black monkeys (the women at least ^__^)

The only thing Kimchi is right about is Korean women being the hottest out of all the Asian women. They definitely are. I can't wait to go to Seoul. ^_____^

Oh, and Korean food is god-tier. Not as good as Japanese food, but it's about a tie.

>>4432737
Jjokbari stole Corean food and called it their own!

I hate Japan too.

Because they forgot to wipe you whinny Korean faggots off the face of the earth.

>>4432751
Go french kiss an electrical outlet ^__^

hey kimchi

is korea too weak to fight japan 1 on 1?
why do you need "heaven" to come and help you?

>>4432692
>>4432703
>>4432724
I've just about had it with you Kimchi.

First of all, no one gives a single fuck about Korea, seriously. Imagine if some fucker made 10 threads a day about how Finland is the glorious kingdom under heaven or what not. He would a be fucking retard for doing that.

Second of all, you're not even korean. You're just a fat American neckbeard and I hope you stop shitposting about a country you don't know shit about.

tl;dr You're a fucking cancer to this board.

>>4432758
You got it all wrong. The Heaven itself serves Corea as weapon.

>>4432758
South Corea - < 50 million
Jjokbari - 120 million

>>4432755
BTW Kimchi, Admiral Yin Sun-sin was a son of a Japanese pirate who fucked a willing Korean whore when he came to shore.
The reason Yin Sun-sin was so good at sea was because of his Japanese father's blood, and that he studied his dad's tactics when raiding Korean ships.

>>4432775

oh youre admitting korea is weaker?

HUAHUEHUAHEUHAUHEUHUHUEHAUAUHEUHAUHUEHAUHUHAUHEUAHUHUAHUAHUAHEUHUAHUAHAUEHAUHUHUEAHEUAHUAHEUAHUE

>>4432777
[citation needed]
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Yi_Sun-sin#Early_life

>>4432798

Anybody can edit Wikipedia. I bet those shitty koreans are raiding the internet to spread their lies.

>>4432758

Koreans are brave only in the internet, keep that in mind.

>>4432824

>>4432798
>Citation Needed
>Wikipedia
>Probably typed by actual psycho Koreans 100 times worst than Kimchi

Sounds legit.

lol Gooks are psyhco

>>4432888
why so butthurt round eye shit? or are you japanese

>>4432777
And that is also the reason why there were so many comfort women from Korea, because deep down they knew that there national hero was half Japanese, and they want to repay Japan some how.
Also, Korean women want to fuck as many Japanese as they can, hoping their half-Japanese offspring might become a hero like Yi Sun-sin.

>>4432899

Japanese men should impregnate as many korean bitches as they can, so the children will earn the good genes from the japanese side, of course.
Pic related.

>>4432899
>>4432777

Not even the patriotic Kimchi and Fistpump dare dispute the truth about their beloved nation.

>>4432987
I dont lower myself to such standards so I just ignore such posts ^_^

every time there is a kimchi thread remind the little cocksucker that the japanese love the look of korean heads so much they took 20,000 of them and put them on pikes

>>4433003
More like denial.
But I'm worried about the massive ass-hurt syndrome you two seems to be suffering. Might I suggest a doctor, he's called 'History Books'.
Maybe you won't be anus furious all the time once you learned about the not so glorious truth about your nation.

>>4432987
There is no need to reply to such an absurd allegation

Aren't 50% of Koreans protestant?

Me thinks they need to convert to the true religion
[spoiler]Roman Catholicism[/spoiler]

>>4433142
Most common religion is Buddhism ^__^

>>4433142
Opps, my bad
*Coreans

>>4432703
whats Dangun?
And what´s Chundokyo? is it a korean religion?

>>4433159
Dangun is the grandson of Hwanin, and is the progenitor of the glorious Corean race ^__^

>>4433192
Cool, what about Chundokyo or Cheondo gyo?

>>4433199
It is a pseudo-christian version of Gosindo

Reasons why Korea has an inferiority complex.

*History
They're ashamed of being a vassal state and wont admit to being modernized by Japan.

They're the decedents of prostitutes.

They only developed because of Japanese assistance.

They're between two powerful countries and in comparison look small.

They dont like the "Sea of Japan".

They fabricate their own history.

*Culture
They're envious of the cultural superpower that is Japan.

Koreans around the world are disliked.

There are a lot of people who don't know the difference between North Korea and South Korea.

They don't have much of a traditional culture.

There aren't any famous Koreans.

They've never won an academy award.

They've never gained recognition in any of the worlds three largest film festivals.

*Economy
They're jealous of Japan's advanced economy.

Their houses are small.

Their working hours are long.

They hate their university entrance exams, military service and manual labour.

Their technology is inferior.

Their university standards are low.

*Society
They're ugly.

Their eyes are as thin as strings.

They're the plastic surgery capital of the world.

They have small genitalia.

Their country is full of criminals.

They're racist.

They export prostitutes and criminals.

According to a BBC public opinion poll they're the least influential country on the planet yet Japan managed to rank second.

They're weak and are bad at sports.

Their cultural standards are low.

*Conclusion
They're jealous of Japan's success, regret being a vasal state and have to copy everyone.

>>4433264
hello jjokbari ^__^

>>4433264
>They dont like the "Sea of Japan".

It makes me laugh at how the Koreans are so mad about this, they are lucky it isnt called the 'Southeastern Russian Sea'

>>4433283
That would be preferable; it is bad enough that Japan is close to us, we do not want a sea with its name beside us either!!!

Korea, it would seem my measures are working,
with every spray you seem stupider and stupider,
soon you will be too stupid to wipe your ass (wait, you already are at that point..... never mind)
.
.
.
soon you will be too stupid to feed and the Korean region will belong to the glorious CHINA,
to make it better and use it wisely, unlike the present animals living there.

PREPARE KOREAN LAND, PREPARE FOR YOUR OVERLORDS

>>4433283
If it wasn't for the Chinese, Korea also would have been Russia's bitch. Give it a couple thousand years and every nation on earth will have dominated it at least once.

1. East Sea. not Sea of Japan
2. Corea. not Korea
3. Dokdo is Corean territory.
4. Japanese stole everthing from Corea. so we Corean will take back all of them.
5. Kendo and Judo are originally Corean marshal arts.
6. Japanese buddhism(Zen) is also Corean buddhism.
7. first of all. Japanese are scum of Corean master race.

>>4433385
Well said ^__^

Are talking about North Korea or South Korea here?

>>4433485

Who cares ? Both need to be exterminated, too many animals all around.

>>4433496
>Coreans
>animals
pick one, we are the most glorious race under Heaven

>>4433385

Typical korean logic, claim that something is yours without put any evidence on the table, fuckin' chons. Filthy rats.

>>4433035

>implying they're not the same person

Pretty much always on at the same time

>>4433519
Frustrated jjokbari ^___^ your electronics suck, your economy is dead, and your people are dying

There's no actual Korean in this thread, is there?

>>4433525

>Implying I'm japanese

Here comes the gorean internet army with its brave gorean internet warriors.

>Korea
>Forever irrelevant

Pick two.

Kimchi, what do you think of Koreans that convert to Christianity.

>>4433509

So glorious your own studies show you as mentally impaired and unstable by a major percentage, and you can't do shit without your overlords.

Animals be animaling.

>>4433385
>Sea of Japan
As determined by international standards and historical precident.

>Korea
Has always been spelled with a K.

>Dokdo
Serbian territory

>Japan gave Korea everything it has today but Koreans are too embarrassed to admit this.

>Kendo / Judo are not Korean

>Zen Buddhism originally came from China, not Korea.

Koreans believe so many fairytails the Internationale community should mandate that Korean shools don't tell them lies.

Man, all you guys need now is Korean Hitler and you'll be set to go!

>>4433525
GDP is 5 times the size of Korea and GDP / capita is 3 times the size of Korea.

Brand values in Japan as an aggregate are worth more than 10 times every company's brand value in Korea.

>>4433541

That's because those rats don't have any history to tell, so they need to create and spread their lies via propaganda paid by their shitty government

Guys, I thought we were going to alert his local police that he was eating dogs? What happened to that plan?

>>4433529
Kimchi really is Korean, I've seen the pictures.

He's also so ugly and disgusting you can see the grease on his skin.

>>4433530
> Implying I'm japanese
> Korea
> Forever irrelevant

> Pick two.

I'll take 'implying you're Japanese' and '(you're) forever irrelevant' ^__^

>>4433563

So, stupid chons like you think that only japanese people hate your irrelevant shit hole? Good enough.

>>4433560
>dokdo je serbia
lololol mirth

>>4433580
Corea has pretty much minded its business ^__^ the progeny of Heaven do not have any elsewhere

Ahn-nyung-ha-se-yo, /int/.

I'm a 27 year old American Koreaboo. I draw Han-guk Manhwa Aenimeisyeon on my tablet, and spend my days perfecting my art and playing superior Korean games. (Starcraft, Starcraft II, etc.)

I train with my Yedo every day, this superior weapon can cut clean through steel because it is folded over a thousand times, and is vastly superior to any other weapon on earth. I earned my sword license two years ago, and I have been getting better every day.

I speak Korean fluently, both Hangungmal and the Busan dialect, and I write fluently as well. I know everything about Korean history and their Joseon code, which I follow 100%

When I get my South Korean visa, I am moving to Seoul to attend a prestigious High School to learn more about their magnificent culture. I hope I can become a top manager of the marketing department for Samsung or a designer for Hyundai!

I own several hanboks, which I wear around town. I want to get used to wearing them before I move to Korea, so I can fit in easier. I bow to my elders and seniors and speak Korean as often as I can, but rarely does anyone manage to respond.

Wish me luck in Korea!

>>4433623
>Progeny of Heaven
How can a small nation that has a history of being the bitches to their larger neighbors (China, Japan) be children of Heaven?

>>4433560
>Kimchi really is Korean, I've seen the pictures.

>He's also so ugly and disgusting you can see the grease on his skin.

>>4433667
Well it's true, isn't it?