things i hate most to least:

-Muslims
-everything else

Before I convert I would first like to see the comic showing what happens to the blonde kid when he decides to leave islam.

islam is shit
christyvanity is shit
judaism is shit
durka retards in robes reading from some old ass book do not have knowledge of the mysteries of the universe. they are lying through their teeth like every other assmunch on a pulpit. ask questions, think for yourself. dont be a dick.

>>3852257
Of course you are, you fucking idiot.
"Anyone else really stoped about the idea of giving up bacon and sex?"
Not only that, but new Muslim converts ARE NOT treated well. Maybe they are ideally and maybe it says they should in the Koran, but in reality, what people worship and what people's books tell them to worship are very different.

>>3852295
it's all our own culprit suspicions looking behind every single door with pronounced superstitions of course this is metaphorically in transition following words like ideas never heard behind god the voice of infinite wisdom pulled from the teeth you need corrective dental surgery immediately.

>>3852313
English muthafuckah, do you speak it?

>>3852313

is this a rap song?

>>3852257
>>3852314
implying someone isn't engaging in rampant samefaggotry.

It's no better than Christianity. Just as close-minded and retarded. You're trying to live in a bygone era OP.

>>3852314
Nothing is stopping you without converting. Indians do it.

I guess joining Islam would be appealing if you're the kind of guy that wants to be in an environment where it's not just socially acceptable to oppress and beat your women, but it's expected.

Sure, you can get away with it in regular society, but eventually someone is gonna call the cops

>I guess joining Islam would be appealing if you're the kind of guy that wants to be in an environment where it's not just socially acceptable to oppress and beat your women, but it's expected.
Sounds like 4chan is already converted.

>>3852392
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>>3852372
why they look latino?

>>3852386
HNNNNNNNNGGGGG

Ex-Muslim turned atheist here. I highly advise not doing it. Praying five times a day is retarded, the dietary and drug restrictions are stupid, and when you actually read the Quran, it's full of ridiculous science and unjustifiable violence that you'll make stupid excuses to try and defend.

Islam fucking blows.

I always thought sand-nigras were hot; it's sad that they have to cover up.

I went to high school with a Turkish girl who was one of the most attractive people I've ever seen in my life.

ITT one idiot gets so butthurt that he decides to just spam his own thread with attractive (probable ex-)muslim women.

>>3852427
>(probable ex-)
Huh no

>>3852424
pics or didn't happen

>>3852431
A lot of them look uber-westernized. I'm referring to those.

>>3852449

discusting.

This content grows weaker. methinks someone's running on afterburner, haha.

>>3852431

If they're actually Muslims, they are no doubt of a significantly less cancerous sect of Islam. If they came from one of the shittier branches, any family member who saw these pics (especially their parents), would douse them in kerosene and light them on fire sooner than simply disown them.

>>3852455

ugly and discuting fat bitches.

>>3852460

yes, thats the last one worth posting

>>3852463
What a bunch of bullshit, ahahah

>>3852470
Praise the gods for that ಠ_ಠ (with the exception of a few)

>>3852463

implying beat bitches into wearing ninja dress is muslim law. wait! it is!

bwhahahaha

>>3852478

which ones did u not like? ill remember not to post them in teh future

>>3852470

discusting underwear.

>>3852480

all of them i also dont like you. stop posting here troll fag.

>>3852480
The fact that you're working so hard to appeal to some audience is the part I don't like. Posting hot chicks to prove that converting to a stupid religion is a good idea is the part I don't like.

>>3852487

huh? i just posted some good looking girls. i dont care about converting, faggot

>>3852475
> Islam being extremely conservative
> bullshit

You sir, need to tryharder.jpg

>>3852490


please share your fetish for covered ugly shit somewhere else.

>>3852490
If that's what you think you did than you should have read the OPost. Try to understand the implications of your association.

>>3852314
>>3852257
If you have any questions to ask, I can try to answer.

Assuming you are still around, I guess.

>>3852495
>>3852493

>>3852500
Non-OP other guy. Will I have to learn Arabic?

>>3852500
Oh, and one more thing: Do not convert to Islam just for the women. All the pictures posted here (so far), with the exception of >>3852449 and >>3852437, show women who are not wearing correct hijab.

>>3852506
No, you do not. Less than one quarter of Muslim can speak Arabic.

>>3852511
are the women not doing the hijab right like most iranians considered muslim still?

what's the hardest thing about being a moslem?

>>3852500
This isn't technology and OP started this as a troll thread, but thanks for giving even more details about yourself that I can use to insult you anonymously later.

Captcha: infolive evil

>>3852518
Not wearing the hijab does not kick you out of Islam. It is a sin, but you are still Muslim.

>>3852521
Glad to be of service.

>>3852518
>what's the hardest thing about being a moslem?
Oh, and to answer this: Resisting temptation. But that can probably be said for all religions.

>>3852524
So if I don't wear a hijab am I still committing a sin if I'm not Muslim yet?

Why is muhammad such an important part of being a muslim? Can a person be considered a muslim if he belives in only the first half of the shahada?

>>3852501
What he says "Deal with it"
What he means "Oh shit, I've got nothing left. OH WELL, MEME TIEM!"

is wearing a hoodie with the hood on considered on the similar modesty as wearing a head scarf and other forms of hijab?

>>3852530
Converting to Islam erases all past sins. You start with a clean slate.

>>3852531
The complete shahada is the most important pillar of Islam. You cannot be a Muslim while denying the last Prophet.

>>3852539
Not sure, but hijab is about that: Modesty. If you wear a headscarf and an extremely tight, revealing set of clothes, then you are not wearing proper hijab.

So I guess that qualifies too, as long as it does not show your hair.

Man I hate those false comic strips with passion.I wish to meet the mudslime who made them so I could kill him in the name of the Jesus Christ.

>>3852552
lol, now you're sounding Muslim, man.

im another ex-muslim
islam is a real cancer for arabic countries, you have no idea how much awkwardness there is here because of islam

>>3852554
>>3852552
>implying there's a difference
Muslim is to Christianity what Pepsi is to Coke.

>>3852555
it is the culture and history along side islam. the fundamentals of islam are not what the arab culture of today.

>>3852551
Why don't we see more muslim women wearing hoodies then? Well, I saw a chechen who wore a hat in stead of the hijab, but she wore the hijab from time to time...

>>3852541
About the shahada, Sunnis include Muhammad's name, Shias add Ali's name, and Quranists say its "Aslamtu Li Rabbil Aalameen".
How do I know which to say?

>>3852555
youtube.com/watch?v=5tUn_uoYKoE

>>3852565
Follow what has been taught by the Prophet:

لا إله إلا الله محمد رسول الله

>>3852567

that's partially true, but since the only muslims with some kind of relevance today are arabs
and arab culture is extremely tied with islam......

>>3852587
There are an estimated 1.5 billion Muslims. The Arab world only has some 350 million people. The overwhelming majority of Muslims are not Arab.

When I say the greeting asalam alaikum, will that be okay for all people, or will I have to change it some when adressing different people? As in, can I say that to gree women, men, multiple people, etc in that form?

>>3852597
>As in, can I say that to gree women, men, multiple people, etc in that form?
Yes. It is already plural "alaikum," and it does not change when addressing one person/a group/males/females.

>>3852571
But where can I find the shahada in the Quran? Online versions don't have return the phrase when I search for it.

>>3852620
You can find half of it multiple times, actually. "Allah" is not the only word for "God" in Arabic.

You said the complete shahada is the most important pillar of Islam. Are you trying to tell me there isn't actually the complete shahada anywhere in the Quran?

>>3852631

Are you Sunni or Shia?

Thanks for answering my questions. I'll sleep now. May Allah bless you.

>>3852500
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>>3852604
>>3852604
>>3852631


go back to
>>>/g/
faggot

>>3852645
The second most important pillar is prayer, but you will not find a detailed description of it in the Quran either. The details of Zakat (alms) and Hajj (pilgrimage) are also not in the Quran. The sources of Islamic teachings are:

1- The Quran
2- The Hadith

So just because something is not mentioned exactly the way you want it in the Quran, does not mean that its importance is diminished, or that you can dismiss it.

>>3852657
And you as well.

>>3852673
tank you for making your rig building /g/uide...

>>3852685
No problem. It is a community effort by all of /g/.

>>3852664
I'm not trying to diminish or dismiss it, I'm trying to clarify what the correct form that I should use. I tried using the online Quran because that's the universally used holy book I thought, but its not specified there. Now your telling me to refer to a hadith, but which one, there are several. How do I start to consider if I can't even pray correctly?

>>3852696
You have to consider that Islam is more than just a simple belief. It is a way of life. If every single minor detail regarding every single major and minor issue had to be addressed in detail in the Quran, then it would span tens or hundreds of volumes.

In the Quran, it is stated explicitly: Obey God and His Messenger.

The Prophet's sunnah (loosely translated "way of life") is a source of Islamic law as well. When you pray, you pray as the Prophet did. When you pay perform pilgrimage, you do so as the Prophet did.

As for the shahada, that is the form that has been used since the time of the Prophet. It is even part of the azan (the call to prayer), as set by the Prophet.

Same goes for prayers. The exact form of prayer, the number of raka'at, what you should recite, the timings, etc etc... most of that is not specified exactly in the Quran. You need to follow the Prophet's way of doing that.

>>3852719
Hope that was not too verbose.

The tl;dr: "Do not freak out if it is not in the Quran, it is probably in the Hadith or Sunnah."

I'm from India.

I fucking hate Muslims.

Sorry.

>>3852719
Should we also follow him in having sex with 11 year old girls?

>>3852745
I'm from Australia.

I fucking hate Indians.

Sorry.

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>>3852745
Apology accepted. There is plenty of hatred going around, but maybe someday it will be replaced with understanding.

>>3852725
So your saying I should just pick one of the hadiths and follow that version? Which one do you suggest?

>>3852752

>>3852770
I'd say go with the one that lets you enslave and abuse the women the most.

>>3852770
>Which one do you suggest?
Regarding what? Prayers? The Shahada?

I am afraid that I do not memorise any of the Hadiths, so whatever you ask, I would probably just look it up.

Muslims are no fun, they can be no fun by themselves, but when they try making me lose fun, then is is nuke time.

>>3852369
>Sounds like 4chan is already converted.

TBH, i always wondered why /r9k/ didn't convert to Wahhabitic Islam.

Honestly I'll never understand the usage of burka or whatever that black ninja outfit is called.

They live in a country that is essentially a giant desert, dry and hot as fuck. Black is the color that absorbs most light, meaning it's the one color out of all that absorbs the most heat.

The women are then forced to go around outside, wrapped up in thick layers of black fabric covering everything except their faces. In the sun. In a fucking desert.

Seriously, what the fuck?

>>3852807
The material it is made from is very light. And you do not have to choose black.

>>3852781
I'm just fucking with you Falcon. This is all I wanted to hear you say. I have no interest in converting or practicing Islam. Just thought I'd point out the fact that you don't now what your talking about.

Go back to /g/ and spread your faith to those creatines.

>>3852819
Are there color restrictions, or can they wander around wearing a completely white (alternatively light beige) burka?

>>3852819
Why is it that the religion in which the most violence is carried out in its name is Islam?

>>3852826
>creatines

>>3852826
Glad to be of service.

>>3852830
All white hijab is very common. There are no restrictions on colour (AFAIK). I stay in Malaysia, and people here wear all colours for hijab: Purple, green, orange, etc

>>3852257

Hammertime:can't touch this.

No, I've had same exact thought, and I've been looking it up.

Why would you want to convert to a religion that believes in a god?

>>3852541
>muslim
Explains everything.

lolz

>>3852898
Cause my brain can only handle one thought process at a time

>>3852897
This is the Islam moderates like to pretend is only a small fraction of the Muslim population when it's the vast majority.

I rage like a thousand suns every time i see these comics, since they were made by a muslim man.

Bacon and alcohol are God. So go fuck yourself you Islamic bollix. It's only a matter of time before we in Europe decide to put the boot on the throat of moslems, drag ye all onto the street and shoot ye in the back of the head like the rabid dogs you you are.

>>3852912
>>3852912

>>3852912
As evidenced by the percentage of Muslims who commit crimes?

There are 1.5 billion Muslims, as mentioned earlier ITT. You can expect a few of them to be nuts.

We do not judge Christianity based on the actions of Timothy McVeigh, do we?

>>3852925
Except we don't have just one example of Islamic extremism, but a complete trend and mantra which grips the vast majority of the Islamic population.

Nice try though.

>>3852925

But then again, he didn't fly planes into fucking buildings did he?

>>3852257
"Allah has no gender. Always singular.
He is the creator of all the universe."
>Has no gender
>He is the creator
>No gender
>He
Wait wat?

>>3852940
If anyone ever calls Allah a she it would be such a cataclysmic butthurt it would create a black hole in the middle east and south east asia.

>>3852940

Well the word "man" can be used to describe all of human kind, including women. I wouldn't worry too much about that.

Unless of course Allah is a transgendered freak of a God, which is seeming very likely.

>>3852925
Then why are the majority out in force over petty acts of koran flushing or cartoon mockeries?
Why do official branches of the religion have to issue bounties on people who offend Islam?

OP, as a devout non violent Moslem, how did you react to this picture?