you're not alone.

>>26378
Why does your flag have crescent and stars?

>>26402
They represent... something. Personally I don't care enough about this country to know. Shouldn't be hard to find on wiki.

israeli here.
been to singapore and i must say you have a lovely paradise there.

>>26402

because our flag was originally this.

>>26437

yeah. no synagogues though. which is somewhat a good thing. no offense.

>>26551
no problem, /k/omrade.
better to leave it that way anyways.

SINGAPOＲＥFUCKＹＥＡＲ

>>26437
>>26539

Indofag here. We have a synagogue but sadly most of our populations hate Jews and Israel.
http://www.jewishvirtuallibrary.org/jsource/vjw/indonesia.html

>>26589
To be fair, really, most of us here all hate each other. We just like to be quiet about it.

Are you guys muslims? Do you eat pork?

>>26437

wait wut

>>26589
most of the israelis who travel abroad are secular and a synagogue might be the last thing they will look for, unless it is for sightseeing etc etc.

>>26626

I'm a Han Chinese. I'll eat anything that can't escape.

>>26626
Didn't you see the flag? That explains a lot.

>>26626

we're mostly chinese, very secular, first world, and yes we do have muslims, but most of them liberal. kinda like UAE. No racism at all, unlike malaysia and more importantly, Ausfailia.

Its a paradise, if you don't mind big brother and democratic socialism.

>>26575

A newsclipping from 1983.

1983. Really?

Have you nothing to offer to show what your clean little island nation has done in the last 27 years?

>>big brother and democratic socialism.

This.

>>26685

google is your friend.

Look, it's Poland!

>>26402
The colors was to please Indonesia. So that they wont invade Singapore as during that time Indonesia claim Singapore as their territory. The Crescent and Stars was to please Malaysia and Indonesia since both are Muslim countries.
Lee Kuan Yew was hoping that the two neighbors wont invade Singapore because the Chinese is now the majority in a once Malay's land.

>>26685

http://www.singaporemirror.com/ab_achvmts.htm

flogging. have you ever been flogged? do you know anyone who has been flogged? do you support flogging?

>>26747

Country run by Chinese = Success

Country run by Malays = Failure

>the Chinese is now the majority in a once Malay's land.

Thank God for this, yes.

>>26764
>small countries run by chinese = success
fix'd for you

nope, not alone.

geez there are more of us here than I thought.

>>26764
enjoy your "foreign talents" as you become the minority as what the chinese did to the malays in Singapore.

>>26796

You honestly think that the 'foreign talent' issue is such a problem that the Chinese are going to be overrun?

What year do you see this happening in?

>>26759

No/I know someone who dodged his military service and will be flogged if he's caught here before his fiftieth birthday/Fucking hell, no.

>It became a first-world country from a third-world country in one single generation. It was one of the poor countries in 1965 when it was separated from Malaysia. In 35 years, it is one of the wealthiest countries of the world.

feels good man

>Country run by Malays = Failure

I never really understood why Malays should have been so bad at the 20th century.

>>26827
Yeah, separating from Islam and becoming a GOOD place. This is something you don't see everyday.

>>26814
I dont know, coz in my workplace 50% are malaysian 10% are ang moh. rest in Singaporean. I believed it started in the 1990s.

k. Singlish = national treasure or national embarrassment?

>>26846

Where do you work?

>>26839
This is because Singaporean are clueless and sheltered. Compare to other 3rd world countries such as India or Brazil, Malaysia is a paradise.

>>26861

It was a good joke that has gone on for WAY, WAY, WAY too long. Nice for a laugh, but we need to keep it under control.

>>26821

NS is not as bad as i thought it would be.

>>26868
Why the fuck should i tell you?

shitngapoor = shitty country full of chink

i heard they make you PAY MONEY if they catch you eating gum in singapore.

and its illegal to have oral sex there.

what a country.

>>26839

well, malaysian malays to be specific.

petrol bombing churches, blaming chinese/indians/Singapore for their problems, racism practiced openly...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xXp4SB3LrEg

and this.

>>26901
Where do you come from?
Let me guess, Mudlaysia?

chinks = racist fucks

>>26926
>racism practiced openly...
so does other 3rd world countries. So?

>>26903

no, contrary to popular belief, selling of gum is illegal, not chewing.

and oral sex is illegal if you do it in public. how will they catch you blowing in your own bedroom?

>>26903
I never liked gum all too much anyway. And I've never heard of anyone actually getting caught for it.

Also, oral sex is illegal here? I never knew. Guess I'm a criminal now.

>>26944
butthurt about singapore being better than you are. gtfo mudslime.

>>26900

Just asking, dude. Touchy much?

>>26952

>implying malaysia is a 3rd world country.

It actually is!

>>26956

THEY HAVE EYES ALL OVER THE PLACE.

I heard one time, this guy got FINED for downloading ANIME.

>>26965
racist = chinks

SARS is god's way to get rid of too many pork eating chinks in this world

also u mad

>>26973
>Anonymous
Why are you using that?

>>26978

>implying blowjobs can be digitally tracked

>>26978
LOL Odex?

>>26978

HOW ELSE WOULD YOU WANT TO PREVENT YOUTHS FROM BEING WEEABOO FAGGOTS?

>>26988
>implying you aren't butthurt about the fact that singapore is superior to your islamic state

i sure love your fresh asspain, mudslime.

>>26926


>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xXp4SB3LrEg

holy shit. was that guy arrested for racism?

is watching you getting a blowjob

>>27032
Chances are he'll be promoted.

>>27032

no, he was a minister. and dont forget, in mudlaysia, being racist is ok as long as you are malay.

>>26990

Because that's the way that 4chan works, and I never said you had to tell me. I never asked for your address, your phone number, your full name. I asked what job you had. Last I heard, it was possible to do that without compromising anonymity.

>>27041

PLEASE OH PLEASE OH PLEASE CAN LKY BE A MEME NOW

>>27059
The fuck.
Are you really that dumb?

>>27071

only if God Emperor LKY has the same status as putin.

>>27084
Lee Kuan Yew is a joke.
Enjoy your senile old man. I am waiting for the 1 week public holiday when he die.

>>27074

maybe he is, because he doesn't know ISD is watching this thread now, and maybe if you accidentally reveal any personal info, you'll probably "disappear" or my favourite, "unnatural death"

oh shit. i just announced my funeral.

>>27084
Putin wrestles bears. Does LKY wrestle bears?

>>27105

EVERYONE IN THIS THREAD IS GOING TO DIE

>>27099

Our God Emperor has outlived almost all the world leaders. And he goes swimming everyday even when he's 95 years old. Not to mention his plan to make singapore independent was much more than just a success. If the PAP was campaigning in Johore at that time, It would be part of Singapore now.

That's pretty hardcore man.

>>27157

The answer to >>27115 is still no, though.

>>26896

Certainly not bad enough to be worth thirty years abroad and a bucketload of shit if and when you get back.

>>27157
So you mean that it is true that he spread hatred and racism in Johore and Singapore that cause riots leading to the expulsion of Singapore from Malaysia.

>>27115

not now but when his brain is transferred from his decrepit 150 year old body to a mecha you may get a different answer

>>27232

>expulsion

>implying mudlaysian mudlays didn't instigate the riots against the chinese because the PAP was actually winning.

this is what mudlaysians actually believe.

>>27247
Someone needs to shoop that. Like, RIGHT NOW

>>27230
>Certainly not bad enough to be worth thirty years abroad and a bucketload of shit if and when you get back.

GET BACK. <-- LOL

>>27265

you can't wait two years?
ba-dum-TSSS

>>27281

Yeah, I know. It does say "if".

>>27287
Mechas haven't caught on. Not yet. He'll probably just be a brain in a jar for a couple of decades before TENGEN TOPPA LKY RULE ON

>>27256
Malaysia could have Singapore by arresting Lee Kuan Yew in 1965. They didn't. And you should always respect them just for doing that because situation could be different.

Has anyone seen LKY cry since the separation?

>>27306

they didn't because they were afraid. If they could they would. Rahman was smart enough not to risk an all out war.

>>27265

i'm studying in your gloriously cheaper alternative to fuckexpensive Australian college tuition fees.

But i'm indon, and i'll start a flamewar simply of the mention of where i come from.

Bukit "Batok-fag here,

>>27358

>implying Gods cry

he cried during the separation out of joy. i would cry if i were to be separated from jungle monkeys.

>>27375

Shouldn't it be the other way around? I think the PAP would feel more reassured by the sight of his frowning mug rather than a robotic metal head.

>>27304

:25W:
I submit this file in order to have your advice

>>27399

WEST SINGAPORE IS BEST SINGAPORE

>>27399

I don't mind chinese indons, some are pretty cool to be with.

It is always the malays after all :/

You're all doing it wrong.

>>27375
Also, BEAR FIGHTING

>>27256
If you actually learn from history not the bullshit spread by PAP. There wasn't any racial riot during the period from Malaysia independence in 1957 to 1962. Infact any riot happened during that period are caused by the Chinese. Racial Riot only happened when Lee Kuan Yew rises to power. your guess is as good as mind who caused it.

i hate the far east
i hate the people
i hate the politics
i hate the weather
i hate the open sewage
i hate dirty seas
i hate the smog in the cities
i hate the politicians
i hate the exchange rate
i hate the neigbours
i hate the niggers
i hate the muslims
i hate the chinese
i hate the indians
i hate all of you.

Go to sleep Singaporeans. Almost 1am and you have to wake up 6:30am for work/school/sing the national anthem.

on an unrelated note,

class 95 is the best english language radio station.

>>27492

I'm waiting for my A level results.
HA!

>>27492

No I don't. Hah.

>>27431

wow how can you tell i'm chinese?

>>27375
All out war with who? Singapore has nothing. No army or what so ever at that time.

>>27466

>http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/1964_race_riots_in_Singapore

On 21 July 1964, about 25,000 Malays gathered at the Padang, Singapore to celebrate the Muslim prophet Muhammad's birthday. After the speeches, the procession went on to Geylang. Along the way, a policeman asked a group that was dispersed to rejoin the main procession. Instead of obeying the orders, the group attacked the policeman. This incident led to a race riot after the group of Malays attacked ethnic Chinese-Malay passers-by and spectators.

>group of Malays attacked ethnic Chinese-Malay passers-by and spectators

>group of Malays.

>>27487

oh ok

>>27492
>class 95
>good

all they play are US billboard tripe and taylor swift.
mainstream radio is for yuppies who think they're so fucking westernized and cool.

>>27538
>wikipedia
if you trust wikipedia, you are really an idiot.

>>27513

1) You don't hail Indonesia/Malaysia as the STRONGEST
2) You don't call Singapore "Singapork"
3) I can understand the english you type

>>27538

MUDLAYSIAN STORMFAGS SURE GOT TOLD

>>27564
I suppose you have impeccable taste in music that transcends whatever's being played on the radio then?

>>27570

its in our history books too.

>>27575

fair enough.

But i won't deny the supreme awesomeness that is our Instant Noodles. Indomie trumps all sort of instant noodles, even the korean ones.

>>27612
>impeccable

no, it's those who listen to the radio who are the real morons.
Life's too short for bad music.

>>27564

vern, FD and glenn are pretty funny. i only listen to them.

>>27621
>implying that Singapore's history books wasn't written by Lee Kuan Yew himself.

>>27622
can't argue with that.
may Indonesia sustain us with cheap delicious Mi Goreng for years to come.

>>27628
I wouldn't say that music on the radio is BAD. Neither would I call people idiots just for listening to it.

I do agree that life is in fact too short for bad music and that limiting one's entire musical experience to the radio is pretty idiotic. I just hope that that isn't the case.

>>27622

MI GORENG BEST INSTANT FRIED NOODLES

>>27657

why so butthurt bro?

>>27660

amen to that.

Owh, in our native country, we have a 150g packaged one, called JUMBO. Shit's so fuck-a Cash.

>>26437

How funny, Singapore has sometimes been referred to as "the Israel of Southeast Asia," because most of the population is ethnically Chinese, while it's surrounded by predominantly Malay countries.

>>27701
The term 'oasis' comes to mind.

Which country doesn't dabble in propaganda? It is a requirement for the stability of the nation.

:/

Everyone may call LKY a cold hearted dictator but you can't deny that it was due to him and PAP that Singapore is where it is now. Yes it was people's toil that gave him the mountain of gold to sit on but without the foresight to place emphasis on education and housing, all our toil would have been for naught.

>>27676
because Lee Kuan Yew promised me 1 week holiday.

>>27728
This.

All things considered, there are a ton of worse places to live in.

good, this thread is still on
i have eaten a fish meal when i visited singapore last time, it was fantastic
i think they called it il koun be kar or something, i'm trying to find the name.
help please, thanks.

>>27731

>holiday

is that all that you think of? holidays and more holidays?

what are you, a lazy mudlaysian mudlay?

>>27728
so basically you are saying that when Lee Kuan Yew dies, Singapore will be a shithole? Protip: it already becoming a shithole.

>>27701
13.3 million Jews worldwide
40.4 million chinese worldwide
9.04 million malays worldwide

and you wonder why the malays are on the edge every time.

>>27731
you'll probably get reenlisted for the 9000 mile long procession

>>27762
last time i heard Chinese are in the billions

>>27750

that would be ikan bakar.

>>27759

>1st world country

>shithole

If Singapore is a shithole, then what's Malaysia?

>>26378
There is someting wrong wit this Polish flag.

>>27779

The Shithole's shithole... Duh'?

>>27762
You are missing Indonesia bro, heritage and culture wise, they are related.

>>27779
thanks buddy, much appreciated.

>>27777

apparently the chinese numbers are outside china.

>>27797

i dont think so.

http://news.smh.com.au/breaking-news-world/calls-for-war-in-indonesiamalaysia-dance-spat-20090905-fb
y2.html

the indons called for war against malaysia because of mudlaysians stealing their culture.

>>27762

The Chinese government isn't like other national governments in that they aren't likely to come to their own people's rescue in other nations. They're a big country and growing defensively but absolutely pussies when it comes to assertiveness in diplomacy. Taiwan/Tibet/Xinjiang isn't the same thing because they claim that as their own.

Singapore is pretty cool, incredible food and shitloads of hot Chinese chicks. It does get boring rather quickly though as the only thing to do there is malls, shopping, malls and malls on top of other malls. Also malls.

>>27820
>"Malaysia has, in so many ways, robbed, stolen from and insulted Indonesia... we're offended as a people. We're angry, we're disappointed, we're upset,

HAHA OH WOW

>>27759

Singapore is still far from becoming a shithole. :/

So far it is still making some progress but who knows what would happen after LKY dies.

Every intelligent Singaporean knows this and most are trying to flee while the ship still sails, however I'm pretty sure LKY knows this too.

Singapore's infrastructure is already stable, and while deterioration is inevitable I'm pretty sure Singapore would still keep going for at least 3 more generations before it MAY POSSIBLY plummet to shithole-standards.

>>27849

you forgot the Malls inside malls that leads to more malls and a heck long strip of malls... you forgot those.

>>27820
Its just Indonesian voting campaign bullshit.
So are you denying that an Indonesian founded Singapore and Malacca?

>>27864

We tried building natural wonders. Didn't work out. Malls are the easiest.

>>27864
I swear, give them enough time and they're just going to put a big dome over Orchard Road and connect everything. And give it a trendy name too.

>>27869

>Indonesian voting campaign bullshit.

>declaration of war

oh you

also, Singapore was founded by Stamford Raffles.

>>27879

i still like your concrete forestries of miles-long strip of HDB buildings though, they are cool.

>>27888

Orchard Road... I haven't been there in 3 years I fucking hate that place.

>>27898

On top of that, Singapore is filled with greenery which dubs us as a 'green city'

>>27922
3 years? I recommend you don't ever go back then. That place will swallow you up and you will be lost forever.

>>27892
gee, your history books doesn't goes that far isn't it. As i guess written by LKY himself.

>>27954

the only thing i hate is the ridiculous parking fees.

$2.50 per hour? seriously?

Man Chinatown is becoming crowded again. :(

I am very surprised that there's not a hint of Singlish in this thread.

Good work protecting our image, Singaporeans.

>>27985

hurr chinese new year is coming durr

>>27992

Well, i dont type the way i speak. And i'm not your typical Singaporean.

>>27992

Those that type like DIS go2 hardwarezone lah.

>>28024

The bus I takes goes through Chinatown daily. It sucks. :(

>>28037


inb4 dota/l4d

>>28046

61?