Ask a japanese anything
Where do you live?
Are you a judoka ?
>Where do you live?NYC,USA>Are you a judoka ?Lol no , i'm a fat weeboo
doutei desu ka?
die
>>1682927that's not chernobyl
YOROSHIKU ONEGAI SHIMASU SENSEI
oi where'd ya go, nip? get over here
Is prositution legal in the glorious country of japan?
>>1682982not op,sorry to tell you its illegal here
OP here>>1682880I live in Yokohama>>1682885I not. I exercised judo in high school >>1682919you speak japanese?hai doutei desu
Shameless Schoolhttp://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Harenchi_Gakuen
>>1683001It is japan comics. We call it manga. Like american comics but not about spiderman, batman.
little children suki desu ka?
Opinions of the following countries:USAGermanyFranceChina
>>1683012You ask I like little chidren? No, but in traditional Japane the young gal is as ideal for beauty. From old court time poetry it can be seen, rverence for nature, gods. It's a deep subject.
fake
>>1683016>USAi love usa, many young japanese people love usa>Germanyit is nice but i did not visited haha>Francejapanese people love france!>Chinathey have the same skin colour so they are like us, we use chinese characters (kanji) to write in japan
>>1683044kanji is japanese origin. chinese use different letters.
>>1683047No, because we taked chinese characters in 7th century to write down texts, so it came from china?
by the way, do you love sushi?
why do japanese hate china so much?
>>1683063I love sushi very much and I work on a sushi shop (baito, short for arubaito from germane word arbeit work).
>>1683069Because wars in the past I think? I don't hate Chinese.
>>1683069Long story short, it's a legacy of Japanese xenophobia from the war years.
>>1683022arigato for sharing culture with us gaijinshare more
>>1683070Do you use a stainless knife to cut the fish ?
>>1683099I don't cut the fish on the sushi shop, I dance to techno for the japanesse business-men (odori in japanese)
Which sports are most popular in japan?Did people follow football world cup?
>>1683111Wat
why do you immigrate to USA?it seems that Japan is much more safer than USA
>>1683112National sport is baseball of course, like usa. We have a football team too but baseball is more.
Whats your opinion about atheism and christianity ?
>>1683122because japan is a small and stresful country (kinchou = stress) and in the last years the bubble economy is dead, so young people want to experience new life in america, like americans i think. some of them live on the street in yoyogi park (where homeless reside)
>>1683140Japanese are not traditionally religions nation. When we are born, we are shintoist and make shintoist rites for a baby, when we are old we prepare for the other world so we become buddhist haha Jap is opportunist
>>1683151Why do you love USA so much ?I thought japanese hates loud people
what do you think about otaku culture?
>>1683169Most Japanese people don't really understand the phenomenon, if we are talking about western otakus. In japan, otaku has a different meaning. >>1683167In the 50s a cult towards the USA was created in Japane and many people have romanticized unrealistic image of US A.
>>1683177And what do you think of EU ?
What is your opinion of Australia and New Zealand?
Do you speak any foreign language besides english?
Are you in reality american or european jap-wannabe?
\I have to go guys, my intrnet is leaking!
Are japanese brainwashing weeaboos (western otakus) for military purposes?
Hey OP what do you think of koreans?Personally I cant stand the fucks because they are the rudest people I have ever met. You can't even say anything bad about korea or their culture without them flipping out.
>>1683228definitely trueotakus can now shake the white house lol
another japanese here!!
>>1683226Japanese internet can pee himself ?Damn japs and their inovative technology
>>1683231chinafag here. I hate koreans. unlike japanese, koreans don't know when to shut up.
>>1683253as chinese
>>1683193many people love EU as a tourist resort.but as economics or something like that,we really dont care.
hey nipponggo faggot, philippino here. Fuck your jap usa love love relationship, just admit that japs love to be white coz they love to suck white men's cock especially any men from us. Fuck ur little shitty jap culture, go fuck an american.Faggot
>>1683194Australia:Aussie Beef,many people go there for studyNZ:Sheep,many people go there for studyand whale problem......
>>1683259You dont care about future superpower ? ;_;
>>1683270>philippino>claiming how other countries suck US cockI lol'd.
>>1683270>Fuck ur little shitty jap culture, go fuck an american.Your women are whores to the western world.
>>1683228what....!?
>>1683291EU is nothing but shit
japan is shithole pedofactory country. It baffles me why china commies forgive these fascist faggots
>>1683312U mad
>>1683270He mad?
>>1683327he didn'tyou do
>>1683231um,difficult question. on the internet,we fight a lot.and I dont like Korean Internet users.but I hardly meet Korean people so I dont know....sorry
u guys getting trolled, he didnt even spelled filipino right
>>1683291dont care about as "EU"girls love France and learn French.My world history teacher was Greeceboo.
>>1683365What do you think of Slavs?And Sandniggers ?
>>1683270hey neighbor,why so mad...
>>1683321>It baffles me why china commies forgive these fascist faggotsyou sure that chinese are commies? :(you wanna know why? truth is, without the Japanese, our Chinese economy wouldn't have expanded so much. Japan is China's largest trading partner, and it's partially thanks to Japan that we have managed to grow so much.Japan's gotten over WW2, and we are starting to slowly forget it as well. Korean faggots, on the other hand, keep trying to boast how important their insignificant little country is. Koreans claim a shitload of Chinese culture. Confucius was a Korean apparently. And Kanji was invented by Koreans. And so was the aeroplane. Koreans are full of shit IMO. Plus, they're always swearing and cussing on the streets, dirtiest mouths I've seen in a while.
>>1683383Hey Dat JapWhere do you live?What's your stance on the whaling issue?
>>1683391I want on ''japanese convention'' and they've told me that Japan stole Kanji from Korea , not from China
>>1683379>slavmany Japanese men think Slavic girls are the Best! >arabI like them but dont sell the stolen bycycles!!
>>1683391sure they are notchinese are fascists
>>1683417>many Japanese men think Slavic girls are the Best!
>>1683438
>>1683399actually Im living in Yokohama,too!I want to stop hunting whales. cuz That problems really make Japan-australia/NZ relationship worse. and I dont like we are claiming that "kangaroo is also blah blah" or "they are such racists". but I also cant stand for some propaganda....so Can I choose neutral?
What you think of Turkishs? We can help you with Europeans. We can beat them!
>>1683455実際個体数が多い鯨の捕獲をやめる理由なんてないだろ?
What do you think of Latin America?Do you know anything about Venezuela?
>>1683467turkey is really famous for "japanese-friendly nation" so we love turkey. but sorry,japan wont beat EU(or Can't?)
>>1683481まあ、荒れちゃうからその話はやめましょうよ・・・。
japs are the only shitty asian accepted on the west because they are a good sex slaves and they can suck much cock from american'ts. Japs are much racist as how western view african and asian peoples, they are the cancer of this world who thinks that their race is master race.
>>1683455I'm neutral too friend. I want Australia to keep a good relationship with Japan. I don't mind if Japan continues to whale as long as it is sustainable and I'd like it if Australia and Japan could cooperate to monitor numbers. I hate Sea Shepherd and the way they operate. I went to Yokohama, it's a beautiful city, I thought it was nicer than Tokyo and I'd like to live there if possible
Why is it ok for your country to be so racist?
>>1683484>latin americajapanese immigrant for some countries.>venezuelabeautiful women,chavez,and ramirez(he is a baseball player in japan)
>>1683523/int/は四六時中荒れてるから別にいいんじゃね?
>>1683533thanks :) and we are waiting for you!!
>>1683554ま、先ほど質問なさった方がなんかおｋみたいなこと言ってくれたっぽいんでお開きにしませんかｗ？
>>1683530why so mean?
>>1683455横浜に住んでるの??ボクも横浜に住んでる。
>>1683481I don't think many people trust that the Japanese 'count' is accurate. Australia has established the south sea to be a whale sanctuary, this is why we are butthurtIf Japan ceased whaling in that are I'm sure pressure would be alleviated. As I stated earlier though, I don't mind it if it's sustainable and would like to see Japan working with other independent bodies to monitor numbers
this is now a "what does jap think of my country" thread.wow, /int/, just wow.
>>1683572まぁ、他人の言い分を尊重するのはいいが論争を恐れて自分の論理を曲げるのはいかがなものかと。最もこのスレはどうやら議論を目的としたものでは無い以上それで良いのかもしれないが。
>>1683599横浜多すぎですねｗ
>>No.1683622now the world is sucking Japanese dick
>>1683642まあ嘘は言ってませんｗ。ただ、論争が怖いのは事実なのでそこは何も言えませんが・・・
>>1683622maybe because we've actually got real japs this time, and not some faggy troll or weeaboo. it's like seeing a bear at a zoo. omgz japanese!!!!11!!LOL
>>1683544Yay, I'm glad you like our women, I like your women too!And we are baseball bros!
>>1683534if you are in big city like tokyo or osaka, people really dont care about you.foreigners are not so rare... for example many Indian people are living my town, but we live in peace
>>1683663Japs can into 4chan.but English skill is so poor like me ;_;
東京美女好我愛東京美女日本萬歲P.S.韓國 = 糞小韓民國去死
>>1683704Translation:Tokyo girls are goodI love Tokyo girlsAll hail JapanP.S.Korea = shitLittle Korea goes to die
>>1683683Yeah! someday I wanna visit Angel falls!(isnt it in venezuela?)
竹島 = 日本長白山 = 中國小韓國二屄，高麗棒子，不是人
>>1683644ぼくはアメリカから留学生です。横浜で留学します。横浜は本当にいいな市。関東学院中学校高等学校知ってますか？
>>1683704>>1683727um,thanks.I like Chinese people,too! but let's make this thread better. make love not fight.
Do you do kamehame on daily basis?
jap here too. how do people there treat 日系人 like me? or is it a non issue?
>>1683741yeahi want to fuck you first
>>1683738
>>1683748we treat you like shitsnothing more
>>1683740関東学院中学校高等学校っていう名前は聞いたことありますけど、あまり詳しくはありません・・。すいません。そこに留学なさっているんですか？
what do you think of canada?
>>1683743yeah we do a lot!
>>1683741我愛日本可是，我不喜歡韓國。韓國=shit明白嗎？
you should come by here in america.P.s. Prepare your anus.
>>1683731Yes, and we are glad to have more tourists!
ITT: The relationship between China, Japan and Korea symbolised in a 4chan thread. Love, hate, and everything in between.Image related, they're Korean dogs.
>>1683817required in every single gook thread.
>>1683787Translation:I love Japanbut, I hate Korea。Korea=shitis that clear?
>>1683748maybe treat you like foreigners,sorry.but if you say "Im nikkei-jin" people will be more interested!! but "treated like foreigners" will be not so bad :)
>>1683829SUPPORT OUR DEAR LEADERDoes Japan like THE MIGHTY AND POWERFUL KINGDOM OF KOREA?(if you say no, we will fire missile at you! <3 ^_^)
>>1683787我愛日本I Love Japan可是，我不喜歡韓國。韓國=shitBut, I dislike "some country"...., "some country" is shit明白嗎？Understand?God damn my Chinese is getting shitty.
>>1683797oh wow
westerners love japan so be grateful you jap faggots, coz we hate every asians out there. you should respect the master race, us, the whites, you are an exceptional asians and therefore, we allow you to invent things for us master races while asians becomes our slaves.
>>1683777I went there last summer and it was amazing!!people are so nice to me. and i thought canada is cold in summer but it was NOT ;( it was so hot!!!O CANADAOUR HOME AND NATIVE LAND~
>>1683882We love China too, they make all of our shit for dirt cheap.
assuming you are really chinesehow did you learn to speak english?why is it that so few japanese can speak english?
>>1683787>>1683837thank you for loving us.We are loving you.but as I said before, "make love not war"
>>1683901i mean really japanese*
>>1683852>>1683837很感謝你們幫助我翻譯。 thank very much for translate,my english not well 我是來自北京，中國。我在香港上過3年學，對繁體字很收息，然後我認為我用“舊字體”，你們日本人有可能看得懂一些。我很喜歡日本的東西。 ;）
>>1683912just I really love learning English.how? just go to 4chan and browse it :) idk why japanese people are not good english like me.but i think is just "we dont have to use it"
>>1683916Translation:thank you very much for translation,my english is not good I'm from BeijingI have studied in HK for 3 years.I am familiar with Traditional Chinese
>>1683933good at*
SHUT THE FUCK UP NIPS you are not in the position to question the whites, we hate asians and niggers, dont give us that make love not war bullshit
what I think of this thread.
>>1683938>>1683916thanks 謝謝!
>>1683940Speak for yourself Cletus
>>1683940>>1683945okay, make war not love for yourselves......
I am actually surprised that Chinese people like Japan now. It was waaay different about 5 years ago. Back then, China loved South Korea, if I remember correctly. What happened?
>>1683933I seeFew more questions:What does Japan plan to do about its declining population?Why can't you hold on to a leader for more than a year?
What do you think of Takeshima/Dokdo? Do you think the island belongs to South Korea, or Japan?
>>1683776日本語と日本文化ですよ。去年でローターリー留学プログラムに入りました．ぼくはヨーロッパで留学したかったがローターリーは、ぼくが日本に留学するを決まった。今、日本好きになった
What do you think about Czech Republic, Slovakia and Poland?
>>1683961pan-asian sentiment is kinda popular these days
>>1683961>>Chinese people like Japan That's not trueChinese like Japanese Culture, not JapaneseChinese steal Japanese products, and curse them everywhere.It's funny
>>1683961what are you talking about? Every western countries like japs, chinks should be killed with fire.
>>1683963government is trying to make japan more better place to "kosodate"(child raising) but still population is.........and I am really angry about "changing leader every year shit" i dont know why but i think its because they are so stupid!
>>1683977i want to say its japan. but i dont know much about that...
hai guise, taiwanese-american-fag here. I see that there's a lot of korean-bashing by chinafags going on here, and I'd like to share a joke I know about Korea.you guys ready? :DI hear that in Japanese, the "韓" in "韓國", and the "姦" in "強姦", are homophones, both pronounced kan. Am I right?So, if 大韓民國, then how do you say 大姦民國?Haha funny right? I made it up myself! :D:D:D:D
>>1683984日本を好きになってくれてうれしいです。留学はとても大変なものになると思いますけど、それ以上に楽しいことがいっぱいあるはず！！（変なこともいっぱいかな・・ がんばれ！！
>>1684047how shit it is
>>1683044actually wanted to know more about the perceptions/stereotypes than "i like, love, similar".To see how they differ from the ones western countries have (americans: "fat and stupid", german: "nazis, humorless and efficient engineers", french: "sophisticated faggots, lazy+++", chinese: "mindhive")
>>1684047The racists in 2chan has been using that one for ages....
>>1684047我幹，這是什麼玩意兒？無聊死。。。sorry,this is shit,not funny at all
>>1683990prague,bratislava,warsaw! Im geography fag ;Psorry to say i dont know much about them. but streets must be beautiful especially prague
>>1682857Why is Japan fucking amazing OP?
You sound like a young person, can I ask you serious questions about important things?
>>1684092Translation:WTF?It can be more boring
>>1684047>Haha funny right? I made it up myself! :D:D:D:D
>>1684047we hardly say 大韓民国 dai-Kan-Min-Koku. its just 韓国 Kan-Koku. anyways, yeah they are pronunced as same, but 姦is rarely used, so people dont care about that
>>1684047
>>1684152>>姦is rarely usedwhy not?it usually appears in hentai games
>>1684053ありがとう
why didnt you guys bomb china, russia, and pilipines? the world would be soooo much better without em
>>1684107actually Im not OP ;P see>>1683226>>1683241
Why are Japanese the only clean Asians? Have you always been so clean?Do you think your economy will recover? If so, how?Do you guys really think the Japanese are a pure, separate race distinct from Koreans and other Asians?
>>1684176>it usually appears in hentai gamesyour knowledge tells us a lot about you, anon.
>>1684109um okay but im not a good person to ask some important thing
>>1684182>why didnt you guys bomb china>chinaI stopped reading there.
>>1684182we cant bomb another countries.Its on Kenpo 9 jo.and I dont want bomb them
>>1684213Japan can fuck you Russians up in an hour
>>1684182Harro? Is operator there? Hai, I agree. Anon is a comprete faggot. Wakarimashita.
Who is Eishi Hikawa?
>>1684229even Yao Ming is laughing at you, OP.
>>1684185Didn' see it
BOMB THOSE MOTHERFUCKERS ALREADY, niggers shouldn't exist in this world. Fuckin japs should realize how we love japs to go hiroshima and nagasaki on these shithole countries!
>>1684252>OPnot OP.
>>1684267whoa, shit... sorry I meant anon. fuck I'm feeling sleepy.
>>1684192>Why are Japanese the only clean Asians? Have you always been so clean?I think not the "only"...but yeah im proud that japanese streets are clean.>Do you think your economy will recover? If so, how?I hope...but it will be really hard. since my neighbor is getting bigger and bigger......>Do you guys really think the Japanese are a pure, separate race distinct from Koreans and other Asians?I dont know.. most people dont care "race"..btw some of my friends said that I look southeast asian :)
Do you Japanese think North Koreans are sexy and muscular?Pic related.
what do japanese people think of weaboos?
I'm thinking of moving to one of the following places:KumamotoHiroshimaKyotoNagoyaOsakaHakodateWhich would you recommend, and why? Which would you avoid, and why?
>>1684277In fact, Japanese are Mongolians
>>1684250who is that?Eishi Hikawa... no ideabut Kiyoshi Hikawa is a popular enka singer.
>>1684277Thanks--you sound like a cool guy.
>>1684288You are wrong. Mongolians are Koreans.
>>1684287Me again. Also, how will Japanese treat me (white American) and my wife (tall, sexy, Korean)?
HEY ASK ME MORE YUKKURI
>>1684311they will treat you as godand treat your wife as shit
>>1684311>Korean>sexy
>>1684283um idk cuz im not a girl :P but girls go for this type of guysttp://www.johnnys-net.jp/j/artists/hsj/disco/_popup/jump_no1.html
What do you think about Girl's Generation's upcoming debut in Japan? This guy on some japanese television really likes them and thinks they are better than AKB48 :http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=caZkTTFA69sDo you think they will succeed or fail in Japan?
>>1682857is shinto the same as "god"?
I love this image. Do you love this image?
>>1684285we are glad that foreigners love japanese sub-culture.but I want to say them "being otaku in japan is not so easy as you think"
>>1684339definitely notjapanes have a lot of godS
>>1684335inb4 "OMG KOREANS OH NOES"
I love this thread.Pic related, she's cute.
>>1684348yes i do. and i am a mexifag and not a weeaboo and dont give a shit but it's a lulzy and true imagei really hope you asians take over the werld. just be moar permissive with drugz pl0x
Do you like the sound of the samishen, japanese anon?
>>1684287Hakodate is amazing city but its not in mainland(honshu) so if you dont have time,avoid hakodate. so as Kumamoto.Kyoto and Osaka will be interesting.people are so nice.and have some interesting dialects.
>>1684287Kyoto, and HiroshimaKyoto has many good old Japanese cultural Places.(Tokyo doesn't have so much because US burnd everything)Hiroshima, you should know what is NUKE Bomb, what is war, and what we shoud do for peace,
>>1684296thanks
>>16842041. What does the average Japanese person think of China? Is it ever possible to relate to China the way you relate to the US? Or at least balance between East and West?2. Why are there so few Japanese immigrants? There are tons of Chinese and Koreans abroad, and in universities there are tons of Asians but very few Japanese, why?3. Why is rural Japan so low-tech compared to other countries?4. Why can't Japan speak english? The world would be very different for you if you did, and people will see you differently.5. What is wrong with Japan's industries? Westerners will say Japan is not creative, and I have to agree. Your consumer products, electronics, games etc are all old rehashes. Why no new, fresh things?
>>1684361I think I'll just leave this here.
>>1682857are people from europe etc really seen as "gaijins" in a discrimating way?what if i want to live and work in japan ?are there bad chances for "gaijins" to get a job (even if they studied)?
>>1684408come onyou are not from HKyou are fucking brain-washed chink
>>1684311korean or american or whatever, treat you guys well.I think. and speak english slowly!
>>1684408Australian-born Chinese here, I think I know the answer to maybe a few.>2. Why are there so few Japanese immigrants? There are tons of Chinese and Koreans abroad, and in universities there are tons of Asians but very few Japanese, why?Japanese standard of living is better than that of places abroad. Other Asians, such as Chinese and Koreans, may be looking for a better life elsewhere.Alright, just one. But it was a good effort, right?
>>1684335they have some nice legs :) umm idk they will success or not.
>>1684435I reckon that Japanese people don't need to settle abroad; they live in a country better than countries like the US and Australia. They have better services, conditions, and whatnot (although the spending is quite expensive). Chinese people travel abroad so they can improve their conditions. Similarly, lower-class Koreans who have had poor lives in Korea try to get a better life by moving out.
>>1684435I know they have higher living standards, but still a lot of immigrants from equally good places (SK, HK, Taiwan etc) immigrate, so I don't know what Japan's deal is
>>1684339shintoism is even difficult to understand for us :P we have many godS
http://hikawaeishi.blog11.fc2.com/blog-entry-224.html
>>1684368yeah shes cute
Japanese guy has demonstrated his tolerance. and tolerance is awesomeness, my friend.China was here. ^_^
Do u has an xbox?
>>1684481I see you're trying to troll thar
I agree with (new) OP's mantra of "make love, not derp". may he be an example to all those who cannot lulz.
Goddamn the Japanese are light years ahead of the Koreans or Chinese. Just compare this thread to Kimchi's bullshit (I know he's not Korean, but still) or to the CHINA STRONG bullshit.
>>1684511i can't see japan there
>>1684470SK didn't have that high quality of living some decades ago, same with Taiwan. HK has its ties to UK and the anglosphere.
Hello, I was just wondering, what do you think of Uyoku Dantai? (右翼団体)
>>16844081.as i said before I like china.and my sis is chinaboo.and i dont wanna japan to "chose" US or China.both are amazing2idk but there are many in latin america3really? i dont think so.....4cuz our education system is shit ;( teacher teach us ENGRISH.......5 um, but we are in "Fukyo"(depression) so companies dont try to make new things
>>1684517oh shit, uploaded wrong image. oh well. :(
Hey guys stop ask me for now....too busy answering......
>>1684375yeah i love it. its really relaxing
>>1684526anon delivarEast Asian strong!
>>1684494American plastic VHS player? In *MY* Japanese television cabinet?
>>1684521always bringing out the tough questions. poor OP.
http://hikawaeishi.blog11.fc2.com/blog-entry-201.html
>>1684564lolthe answer is on your picture
>>1684572Oh, thank you!
>>1684522by "Engrish", do you mean this OP?
Two nukes were not enough.
>>1684410um actually "gaijin" word can be offensive word but most people use it for "foreigners".anyway you will be seen as "foreigner" but not in bad way i think. and if you study hard,you can be whatever you want!
>>1684584
>>1684584I like you.Come to my home and fuck my sister.
you're pretty cool jap guy
>>1684481wow i didnt know about this guy.
>>1684600...u-huh.
>>1684489love
>>1684494i dont have an xbox. i have ps3 :P
HAI GUISE
>>1684642
>>1684649
>>1684511love!>>1684515um,thanks. but they have their own way :)>>1684521most people think they are scary. and i think is stupid.so and they wont hurt you. so, relax
>>1684611+1 for English textbooks in Japan.
>>1684558wut
>>1684657大東亞萬歲！
>>1684562its okay.sadly, but thats also "Japan"...
>>1684676Translation:All hail east Asia
>>1684668I see you are confused.10 points from Griffindor.
This is what my face is looking like right now, after reading a few really insightful posts. Hmmmm....
>>1684584just read your "moe" textbooks>>1684600ahh, making fun of atomic bombing really makes me sad....>>1684615thanks!>>1684629"MAKE LOVE" >>1684642what is this mean......?
>>1684676>>1684691um wow
>>1684695and 50 points for you Slytherin ;_;
>>1684728really? i answered really bad way with no intintellect
its 2am so im going to sleep.......nice talking to you guys and see you next time!remember Dat Jap!
>>1684787Good night!
And now some serious questions:1. Do you follow the politics and government in your country? Is so, is the new government of Japan making any real change?2. What about the issue of hikikomori? Do you even think the Japanese government doing anything about it?3. What are your thoughts about the lay-judge system that the Japanese judiciary is implementing?4. What is your favorite television show?
