America

Japan tried to invade Alaska but it turned out to be...


A DEATH TRAP FOR THE JAP!

Germany
both national socialism and communism are from germany

USA

It's illegal where I live to park your car in front of a dog

wat the fuck

SK here, we are the worst Korea

Australia here.

Apparently we had a war with emus.
The nationwide legal age for missionary position sex is 16 but in one of the states, the legal age for anal sex is 18.
Voting is compulsory but most people just draw dicks on the ballot paper.
We're also probably the only country that glorifies the scum of the nation, bogans.

USA

In my state, if you're charged with a misdemeanor, you're supposed to be given a horse, $10, and a gun.

Argentina

Instead of having an italian mafia smugling alcohol we had a jewish mafia smugling girls, te girls were mostly from poland and in fact there is an old argie expresion to refer to beautifull girls (papirusa, papusa) that comes from the polish word for cigarrete (papierosy)

Romania

We aren't gypsies ,actually

>>1478599
haha, nice try, Gypsy, butyou don't fool me

i wonder how small was bulgaria before WWII lollol

Romania

Contrary to what some people here for some reason are trying to convince you, we are in fact all gypsies. Not sure why we're supposed to be ashamed of that?

>People's Republic of Bulgaria
Cut the shit, OP

>>1478639
>>1478476
Basicaly - With Yugoslavia, you lose to Serbs. Croatia knows that.
Bulgaria strong!

>>1478658

wait, what ?

Macedonia

We had a medieval state

In Canada the French don't like the English and vice-versa.

Not many foreigners seem to know this.

>>1478679

Bulgaria here

Alexander the Great was greek, get over it.

Now come here and give me a hug, lover boy.

israel here, after the war we got around 100billion in reparation for the holocaust

>>1478694
just kidding, like 1 trillion

Sorry but I'm French.

Croatia
During summer cigarettes can cost almost five Euro

>>1478693
>Alexander the Great was greek
Nonsense.

Germany
Many people, especially Americans, seem to think we are all blonde and blue eyed when naturally blonde hair isn't really that common here.

>>1478720

>makimage

what's that, a macedonian spellcaster?

>>1478706

Another Croat here, this is the 1st time I heat this bullshit.

>>1478730
The best we have.

>>1478726
indeed those blond blue eyes are actually Slavs assimilated during "Drang nach Osten"

>>1478739
Hvar, brate

>>1478741
Croatian mages are way superior

>>1478720

„Отцѣпленията и разцѣпленията никакъ да не ни плашатъ. Действително жалко е, но що можемъ да правимъ, когато си сме българи и всички страдаме отъ една обща болѣсть! Ако тая болѣсть не сѫществуваше въ нашитѣ прадѣди, отъ които е наследство и въ насъ нѣмаше да попаднатъ подъ грозния скиптъръ на турскитѣ султани...“ — Гоце Делчев


:3

>>1478741
Is this statue of Josip Broz Tito, aka creator of fyrbulgarian nationality??

>>1478761

>>1478754

otočka gamad. treba svim tim idiotima zvat inspekciju i zatvorit im radnje. ko onaj idiot koji je naplaćivao 1,5l vode na trajektnom pristaništu za pag 29kn.

>>1478777

Ние сме българи и винаги работим и ще работим за обединението на българския народ. Мислихме да създадем организация по образеца на революционната организация в България преди освобождението, да действаме по примера на Ботев, Левски, Бенковски и др.“ — Дамян Груев, 1905 година

moar ?

England here.

We eat about 80% of the worlds Baked Beans produced.

>>1478791

„Македонските революционери, които след дълга и жестока борба с турските тирани доживяха да видат своята мечта - извоюване и свобода на Татковината, не може да допуснат тя отново да попадне под сръбско и гръцко владение: Няма да се спрат и пред най-страшните терористични средства, за да реализират съкровената си мечта - свободна Българска Македония“. — Яне Сандански

moar !

come on guys, we kind of like you unlike ALL of your other neighbours

don't be so butthurt about history

>>1478782

Bio na Hvaru, pa opet nisam to nigdje vidio. Ilegalno je prodavati stvari kao sto su cigarete na kojima tocno pise koliko kostaju i na kojima ima markica RH po bilo kojoj drugoj cijeni nego po onoj koja je istaknuta

>>1478761
>Bulgarian falsificated quotes

Macedonia has its own interests and its own politics which belong to the Macedonians. The one who works for joining of Macedonia to Bulgaria, Greece, or Serbia, can consider himself as a good Bulgarian, Greek, or Serb, but not as good Macedonian.

(Goce Delchev)

>>1478822

>свободна Българска Македония
>Българска Македония
>Българска

you lost me there

>>1478824

znam to. al me živciriaju i ovi polu-legalni lihvari. 30kn za kilo leda? ma nabijem ih sve na kurac, stoka pohlepna.

Canada

- Canada has sold LAVIII's to saudiarabia

- up till 2009 Canada sold uranium to iran

>>1478848

>incorrect english translation

How typically Macedonian, trying to alter obvious historical facts. You are in denial, bud.

USA here:

-we invented everything we blame the nazis for- eugenics, genocide, etc. Hitler was actually inspired by our use of planned parenthood and smallpox to eliminate undesirable populations.

-the three fifths compromise was actually implemented to weaken the voting power of slave states, but most blacks today think it was a rule to hurt black people. Slaves couldn't fucking vote. Their owners were the ones wanting them to count for a full person.

-that black slaves weren't actually brought over because of racism, but because of cheapness. They were already for sale in Africa, all you had to do was go there and bring money. The arabs had been buying black slaves in Africa for centuries. They still do.

Also, if you count indentures as a form of slave, a huge portion of the white colonists were also slaves.

-that most americans think of FDR as a great leader who "saved us from the Great Depression." They forget that he spent nearly 10 years making it worse before WWII happened and got rid of the unemployment.

>>1478851

E to je druga prica... Lubenica po 120kuna itd.

Venezuela

>23% poverty
>1st world per capita consumer of Whisky
>2nd in word sales of blackberry cell phones
>2nd country with the most Hummer SUVs

WTF

>facts about your country
>balkanthread

never change /int/, never change.

>>1478856
No, just no.

>>1478850
>>1478848

http://bg.wikipedia.org/wiki/%D0%A4%D0%B0%D0%B9%D0%BB:Gotsedelchev-letter.jpg

the actual letter

show me your source :3

>>1478869

>Lubenica po 120kuna
>my face

>>1478881

>attempts to read letter
>it's just unintelligible squiggles

the fuck?

USA here,

We won WW2

>>1478869
I would slap a man if he tried to sell me a lubenica at that price.

>>1478881
Moar falsificated letters, please

>>1478898

the actual quote start after the first sentence

use the quote, you can read it if you put some effort in it, they used ink and stuff

>>1478865

>Hitler was actually inspired by our use of planned parenthood and smallpox to eliminate undesirable populations

Actually not even one nazi document mentions anything about eugenics or extermination of "undesirable populations" but you wouldn't know that, what with movies like Schindler's List that portray nazis in such a nasty stereotypical light that even the hero of the movie was nothing but a corrupt, whorring, boozing individual without a single redeeming feature.

We have the most successful foot soldier of all time and he was half Chinese, he died an alcoholic in poverty

Billy Sing

BG fag ere! we saved all our jewish population during the WW II

Fun fact: My country attempted to make the population favor Nazi Germany. Can you guess which?

turkey
my people pretends to be muslim but actually nobody gives a shit

Mexico
We were an Empire
Twice

Morocco
the first country that recognized america's independance

iran.
some of our religious clerics encourage our young adults (beyond the age of consent (15)) to engage in legal, premarital safe sex via temporary marriage contracts.

>>1478531

>The nationwide legal age for missionary position sex is 16 but in one of the states, the legal age for anal sex is 18.

I knew Australia was a conservative country but oh wow. Age limits on sex positions?

Russia.
We're the most racist country in the world and have about half the WORLD's neo nazis.

America,

fucking better than you.

>>1479570
I think OP messed it up, I think he just meant vaginal.
I'm pretty sure doggy, piledriver and pretzl are fine once your 16
It's just anal penetration and homosex that is 18 and it's probably in Tasmania where there is a lot of incest and illegal to be gay

>>1479515
Republic of Ragusa was first
(Ragusa = Dubrovnik, Croatian city)

Hungary.

We held Southern Italy for a short time in the 14th century.

Turkey

We are actually the real master race.

Whites always shout that they are master race but thats just because they have a inferiority complex against us.

Per capita, Britain is only second for consumption of tea.

Hungary.

We held Southern Italy for a short time in the 14th century.

poland

our national anthem starts with "we're not dead, yet."

>>1479413

Danemark.

Russia here, we won WW2 and the space race (inb4 everyone saying the US won by landing on the moon, we did all the important shit first)

>>1479662
as well as ukrainian

>>1479725

haha, losers!

>>1479681
You're right, the moon landing was just a demonstration of ultimate butthurt

Czech Republic

We had hussites back in middle ages. They were protestant Taliban and their leader was faggot.

Sweden

-Bestiality is legal
-We have two rotten fish national dishes, and one Scandinavian version of sushi (google "lutfisk", "surströmming" and "gravlax").
-One of our kings died when he ate too much pastries

Romania

We have really fast internet and pirate EVERYTHING

>>1479772

you forgot the cool part, where they defeated single-handedly 5 crusades that europe sent at them.

>>1479662
>>1479725
And Polish anthem has the same melody as Yugoslav.

>>1479772
more then a hundred years before Luther too, and they were the first organised force in Europe to use guns. And invented communism. And gave name to a "pistol". And won a battle by singing loudly. And doesnt afraid of anything.

New Zealand

first country to give women the vote

>>1479830

it's jinxed obviously

>>1479867
Soon you'll be giving sheep the vote too

>>1478800
England must be a really windy country.

>>1479823
He and you forgot the best part: the Prague defenestration.

Anyway:
Slovenia:
So there was a dude that was actually a lady, who was fucking dogs with his/her dildo... but you probably know this already.
More interesting is that because how second world war went we're on of the biggest mass graves in Europe. Really just go to the first forest, cave or just anywhere in Slovenia, and start to dig, you'll probably find dead solders which were killed after WWII in Europe ended.
That's because most of Balkan axis collaborators tried to get to Austria so they could surrender to the Brits. As they knew that they'll get killed by the Titos partizans...
(good old days)

>>1478865
Glen? is that you?

>>1479515
(bro-fist)thanks for that btw....

>>1478531
>Voting is compulsory but most people just draw dicks on the ballot paper.

oh fuck i lol'd


Bulgaria here. Spared our jews during WW2 even though we were part of the Axis. Pulled a coolface and switched sides at the end of the war.

>>1479632
No it really was morocco (as a political entity)

sources:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/American_Revolution
http://www.globalwebpost.com/farooqm/study_res/usa/morocco_first.htm

Not Iranian, but Persia actually "invented" communism, in a way. Google "Mazdak".

Also, Germany:
The single most successful and dominant cultural group of Germany (Prussians) has got a very bad publicity because of the least successful and slovenly (Bavarians). Austrians are Bavarians, Swiss are Swabians.

>>1480385

sorry to break it to you, but bavarians are the closest to a decent human being that germans can get.

>>1479772

Poland here:
many of us see Zizko as one of biggest (antigermanic) heroes and
saying things like that make Czechs shitworth German asslickers not worth their ancestry.

>>1479662

>>our national anthem starts with "we're not dead, yet."

sounds like successfull nation.

>>1480667
fuck yeah Zizko

>>1480385

The fuck are you saying `?

Croatia

we only ever had one president

>>1480667

If only Jogaila had enough balls to fuck Catholics and permanently assrape Teutonic Order ;_;.

>>1480788

Pope: no, u can't sir.
Jogaila: ;_;

>>1480788
you know Teutons wanted to give whole their land to poles after lost grunwald?

instead of that Lithuanians got their samogitia back


poles didn't take anything cause humiliated Teutons wasn' that a problem anymore

also there was a fear that hre sigmunt will interfere
and strike on on poland

Ireland here. Drinking age isn't enforced outside of Dublin, but it's a crime to insult the Catholic church.

>>1480788
They needed Teutonic Order for union.

>>1480882

Lithuanians were afraid that Poland will become too strong after threat of Teutons is gone, that's why they sabotaged any chances to fix the problems. What's more there were times where they sided with Order against Poland. Jogaila was in heart a Lithuanian, and he served Lithuania first. HRE was a second rate threat.

>>1479413
Austria

>>1480912
exactly to keep so called balance between poles and liets

>>1479413
Izrael

>>1480968
liet fags were busy in home war between pro polish

and pro muscovy fags

pro muscovy fag was killed by liet nobles


and union stayed