Do you hate America?

go away canada is boring

Do you piss in the maple syrup?

Are you a frog?

Will Sarah Palin be your president?

Are you from Quebec? If not, what do you think about Quebec. If so, what do you think about the Canadiens getting their asses handed to them last night?

>>1053262

Yes. And No.
It's very, very complicated. But yes. And no.
=S
Basically, the ideals that the country stands for, and the way some Americans are arrogant and uneducated, with respect to their own country and especially to other countries. But the people who live there are very nice to us, so I can't hate them so much.

>>1053264
Not a question, eh?

>>1053269
No, in my country we drink maple syrup. Crazy.

>>1053271
Last time I checked, no! Thank FSM for that.

>>1053277
>Sarah Palin
>President
>Canada
>my face
If she is, count on there being 33million+ more Australian, British, and French citizens.

>>1053278
Not from Quebec, born in Alberta (hate it), homeland in BC (love it).
I think its a good province that mostly contributes, with beautiful cities and mostly friendly people who speak fluent english, i was surprised to learn.
But the seperatism escapes me. So you make your own country.. then what? What next? How do you plan to sustain it? How do you form a government? Where does your money come from?
I just... don't get that. And as for the Bloc party, gtfo my seats in the House of Commons.

How it comes milk in Canada?

>>1053346

well, apparently....

Were you scared of the dark?

How are the tulips?

Ever been to New York? Thoughts?

>>1053389

Yes.

>>1053389
I was... And having 8 months of constant darkness during the fifth season (Solstice/Canadark), which is just like winter, but is 8 weeks or darkness. You have to understand, the polar bears are just wild and crazy during the Canadark, like they own the place... It's scary.

>>1053410
In Vancouver, beautiful. In Edmonton, absolutely dreadfully boring.

>>1053423
My dad lives there, cool place. I like big city, but too big is too big, i'd never survive a year in that place. Too much bustle, and I just don't have the bollocks.

>>1053256
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>>1053444
Oops, i forgot to tripfag. Apologies.

He wasn't kidding.

They are playing hockey on the back of this money.

Hockey.
Explain this, now.

Is it true that Canada is like the USA only better? Is it true that you can make a living by your work, be rich and own guns in Canada? Is it or is it not true that Canada is the best place in the world?

Sandnigger in Europe might emigrate to Canada. Am I welcome?

>>1053532

Hockey is that big. I don't even know when, or how, but it is. It really is something we can call our own, even now. It's like Tim Hortons, like baseball and apple pie for Americans, like anime for Japan, and like rugby for whoever made rugby. Without a doubt the biggest, sport, pastime, and source of sports entertainment. So there.

>>1053614
It depends on who you are. If you're a right wing, Christian fundameltalist republican, then Canada is your worst nightmare! Shall god smite Canada and its commie socialist regime!
If you're actually a normal person, then yes, it pretty much is like the US but better. The problem with Canada is that it is a very complicated country, sort of like the US, France, Britain, with a little bit of Nordic, a little bit of China, a little bit of India and Korea, mixed up in this crazy ball that has absolutely no idea where it came from, and yet it all pieces together quite nicely.
You can definitely be rich in Canada, our dollar is on par (and sometimes better) then USD, own as many guns as you like because god knows we dont go around shooting 14,000 people a year.
The best place in the world is going a little bit far, admittedly, and you can't ask me because I'm biased, but based on statistics and reports that I have seen, it definitely is one-of the best in the world. Its like America without the crazies, without the corruption, without the blind American patriotism, without the horrible horrible horrible banking system, without the arrogance, and with socialized medicine and a monarchy here and there.

Also, everything, everywhere is written in BOTH French AND English. I wonder if you knew that already?

Canada = non-country

>>1053672

Quebec is a true country.
Canada is a part of USA

Thanks for your answers, not Zee. It's always good to hear from a neighbor to the north.

>>1053662
Yes, very. Just promise to contribute, kay?
Too many people come to Canada knowing full well getting in is easier than finding a teabagger in Texas, and they take advantage of the system and the government by leeching off the rest of the people who live here. It really doesn't happen THAT much, but it happens, and it's no good.

>>1053672
say that to my face fucker not online and see what happens
I would diagree with you, but of course I would disagree with you.

>>1053680
¿Por qué? ;_;
I never understood why Americans believe this. Random polls have shown upwards of 90% opposition to the idea of being the same country. Now thats not something like a union, thats becoming more states/ruled by American government/etc. Canadians would go to war with the states (knowing full well they would lose) before they joined... So I never understood why people who don't live here cling to the idea that it would one day become part.
But what do I know, I'm just some guy from Edmonton.

>>1053696
No problem, neighbourino, I'm happy to do it anytime.
I enjoy it when I can clear up a few misunderstandings about our not-as-boring-as-you-think-it-is setup we have going up here. ;)

>>1053410
They're great, thanks Netherlands.

Also don't expect too many Canadians to understand that, we have 13 different education systems and all of them are shit when it comes to social studies.

>>1053335
>born in Alberta (hate it)
Just wondering, why do you hate Alberta?

>>1053731
another Calgaryfag, on my /int/?

>>1053720
My social studies education was average, but I'm glad I still remember enough to get it. I understand it, bro. I understand.
Canada/Netherlands, bros forever.

>>1053731
From one Edmontonfag to one Calgaryfag, I vote NDP. That should answer any and all questions you have.

>>1053737
Go to bed, Calgary, 3:13AM =|

3-1

U MAD KANADA?

Ausbro here, would I freeze my balls off if I was to suddenly land in Canada at this moment in time?

I think our countries are bros, but the weather is so different

>>1053754
yeah bed sounds good right now, I do have work tomorrow.
also lol@NDP
g'night edmontonfag

>>1053760
the temperature in my city (Calgary) today will be like 27 degrees Celsius. Pretty damn warm IMO

>>1053755
>3-2
>definitely not mad
actually I have no idea what you're referring to, but I'd like to be in on whatever it is! Explain it to me.

>>1053760
At this moment in time, there is no way you would. It gets pretty hot in the summer, not Australia hot, but up to 40 degrees C hot. Even the Arctic provinces are up at like 10 degrees. If it were February, then yeah I would avoid instant teleportation if I were you.

>>1053772
Heh, I get a lot of lol@ndp, believe me. Goodnight, Calgaryfag.

>>1053772
>>1053772
>27 degrees
It's coming up to your summer isn't it? I can understand that then, because it's coming up to our winter and it's 14 atm, at 6:51 in the evening. Brrrrrr.

But South Australian summers usually reach 50 degrees celsius

>>1053755
>Sweden's B team beats Canada's B team 3-1
not particularly

>>1053737
We're everywhere

>>1053754
>I vote NDP
I thought you might say something about Alberta being a boring cultural wasteland, I suppose that's reasonable as well though.

Why isn't the top of your head attached to the rest of you body?

>>1053785
Yeah, I think my poor winter-accustomed body would fry to a crisp if I took a trip there in our winter/your summer.
Don't tell any other countries we said this, but there was a big snowstrom in Alberta last week. But right now we're trying to improve our always cold and snowy image, so don't tell, because thats about... 3 months too late.

>>1053788
Oh, so that's what happened. I haven't heard anyone talk about it.
I mean, don't get me wrong, I like Alberta for what it is, but the right-politics and the Canadian-brand-redneckness gets to me. At least the people here are pretty nice, but since we live in Canada we don't get any points for that.

>>1053795
Probably something to do with... evolution, survival of the fittest maybe, natural selection? Ah Fuckin I don't know, its 3:34AM man.

What is your opinion on the 2010 Winter Olympic Games?

>I vote NDP.

that's gay bro

>>1054027

What's wrong with net neutrality bro?

>>1053989

I enjoyed them personally.

http://www.theglobeandmail.com/news/politics/ottawa-notebook/obama-loses-boozy-bet-with-harper/artic
le1484531/

I enjoyed that also.

lol, my thread is still here.

>>1053989
They were awesome, superb, excecuted well given the circumstances and so much fun. I was in Vancouver for a weekend, best weekend I've ever had, made me realize Vancouver is the best city for me to be in the country. Loved the ice dancing, the skeleton, moguls and of course, hockey. Definitely a time to remember, and I definitely got the Olympic blues when they were done.

>>1054027
Sorry, bro. Can't help it.

>>1054065
inorite?

>>1054070
Yeap, that was definitley a moment to treasure.

WHY IS THERE A LEAF ON YOUR FLAG

What do you think about that?

http://uforeported.com/russian-leader-claims-he-was-visited-by-aliens

>>1056475
There always has been, it used to be three red leafs with blue stripes, so trust me, this one looks better.

Plus, it's a fucking leaf. A leaf. Come on. Its... a leaf.

>>1056498
well isn't that just silly? =3

German here.

Canaduh? The country with the ridiculous flag?

No culture, no history, no big population, no unity, no purity only mongrels, no movies, no good music, no good weather, no beaches, no interesting cities, no military power, no economical importance without USA it's poor, no fashion, not even your own land you stole it from Indian people, no language of your own, not worthy of being G8 member, no nothing...

USA should annex it and exploit it.

>>1058217
Way ahead of you.

HEY GUISE, ASK ME QUESTIONS ABOUT THE MOST BORING COUNTRY ON EARTH

>>1058217

you left out being the 14th largest economy, and a member of every UN sanctions and peace keeping board since 1945.

>>1058217

itsm ore important then that shitstain you livein.

>>1058252

>14th largest economy

>G8

Something is amiss!

>>1053313
Which is better, Vermont maple syrup or Canadian maple syrup?

>>1058257
LOL @ this Canuck fag. I am master race, what are you?

Why is your country so communist? I mean, if someone says something racist people turn their heads and look at you in a weird way like you did something wrong. In Murrika no one gives a fuck.

Why is your country so proud to be Canadian? It's fucking boring over there and there is no Canadian blood. USA should annex your ass

>>1058329

And you're from?

>>1058996
Gwinea-Bissau

>>1058257

Germany = bigger economy, bigger population, etc...

Germany could totally crush you. Even France could invade you if it weren't for the US protecting you. Both are greater powers than Canada. Look at some statistics one of these days. Even Spain has a bigger GDP and population.

>>1059022
I think its funny when peopel act like Mace Windu beat Palpatine. Palpatine wanted that to happen and he knew when Anakin walked into the room he'd make a bad last minute decision cause of the pressure. It was brilliant on Palpatines part.

More than a thousand years ago my country existed. Canada didn't. No history indeed. They are descendents of RETARDS who stayed loyal to the king of England instead of joining America which is also a country without a long history or great culture but at least it's a great power unlike Canada...

question for mericans: why do you even allow them to exist as an independent country? you could add more states to your union... and call them names like northern north dakota or greater montana

>>1059058
>>1059058
>>1059058
Don't be trollin my little bro.

>>1059022

u mad cuz we styled on you in two world wars

HOW MY ASS TASTE JERRY?

KAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEEEDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>1059058
Canada can join if it wants.
We're not gonna force it though.

>>1059088
>u mad cuz we styled on you in two world wars

Uhhh, I'm not German and that post wasn't mine but uhh... do you Canadians seriously believe you could've defeated Germany alone in both world wars? Talk about deluded. Your contribution was but a small one. Keep hiding behind the USA and the UK.

>>1059193

>implying that was implied anywhere
>implying we have to hide behind anyone

Who the fuck wants to invade Canada?

>>1059193

>>1059193
yes they do, just pat them on the head and tell them they're cute

we learned to do this a long time ago in the US

>>1059371

>I've never met a Canadian ever
>I've more than likely just been trolled

Add "sense of humor" to the list of things Canada lacks.
I've been to Canada. They are painfully unfunny and they always say eh?

>>1059475

u mad eh

>>1059371
I thought we were brothers
BAWWWWWWWW

Why are you still under the British crown/Commonwealth? Very disappointing.

I go out all day and my thread has turned into a mini Stormfront? Who knew? Well, better get this over with.

>>1058217
>implying the worth of a country is dependent on its flag
Granted, we don't have a colourful history, but I don't want to hear about colourful history from a German, no offense. Music is pretty bad, food is not great, some nice beaches though. Military is not necessary for Canada, not really, especially when theres a perfectly gung-ho character right next door. Stolen land, definitely. It's not my fault though, and I guess they try to keep things on good terms with the aborigionals, which doesn't explain why they drain the resources of the working class.
But despite all that, people keep living here, people keep moving here, and people keep enjoying life here. Maybe people value different thigns when it comes to quality of living, maybe people realize that life here is way better than the other parts of the world with no wealth, no structure, no education, no health care, no support. Life is good, too short to be bashing Canadians.
"You guys have a shitty country!"
"Yeah, sucks eh? Oh well, hockey's on, and I'm happy."

>>1058252
Now peacekeeping, that's somewhat of a national treasure here. Google "Lester B Pearson", the guy, not the airport.

>>1058278
I'll bet they're both pretty good. I actually don't have maple syrup all that often, to be honest. I prefer strawberry/blueberry syrup.


More otw.

>>1058299
Yeah, being racist can be a bad thing here. Like it's insulting to be called a racist, due to there being a large emphasis on multiculturalism as a staple of Canadian culture (if you can call it that, and you can't really). Also, being polite to other people and other cultures is something they force you to learn every day, every year until you suddenly appreciate the Chinese population in Vancouver for being there, and don't even know why you are, it's like a reflex.
People brand racist speech like hate speech, and personally I don't mind that.

>>1058329
Because being Canadian means you don't have to be American, it means you don't have to be labeled as ignorant/arrogant/impolite/bad-tempered etc etc.
That doesn't mean people here don't act that way, but it's no different really than Australians proud to be Australian, than Japanese who are proud to be Japanese, or Americans proud to be American. Freedom, fuck yeah.

>>1059043
You say that like it's insulting! Who wants to be a superpower? Don't look at us. Superpower your way to stardom all you like, it's not like we're stopping you. Life is just easier when you aren't the centre of attention all the time, you know? Maybe you don't like it, but we sure do, and that's all you can ask for, really.

>>1059058
I still dont know what they gain, some doughnut shops and acres of tundra. And it's not like people here would ever let that happen, like I said we'd probably go to war and lose in a day before that happened.
Just because Russia and the Ukraine are similar, and Russia is most definitely a superpower and Ukraine is not, doesn't mean they're gonna go marching in to take over. (Now, 100 years ago maybe).
The Americans lost their chance in 1812, too late to change it now.

>>1059123
It probably won't, but don't take offense. Still bros4life.

>>1059193
Our contribution will always be a small one.
Pic related.

>>1059371
See? Just do that and move on, I'm sure your countries have much bigger problems to deal with than a lack of history and multiculturalism.

>>1059475
Unfunny, yeah. But you don't really hear "eh" unless you go to the Atlantic provinces.

>>1059541
>implying that means anything
Right now, it doesn't do anything if we are or aren't, they have no real power here, and we've only been a country for 30 odd years anyways. Go ask Australia the same thing though, see what they say.
for both of us, I'm sure its something along the lines of "nothing to lose", and taking down all the UK flags everywhere would just take too much time, screw that.

Canadian here I approve of this thread. And FYI no one says eh? unless it's used in a joking context.

>>1060546

>1812

This entire thread is just retarded.

It consists of hate on Canada, even when dumbshits turn their heads and say, "CANADA, MOST BORING.". Boring? Okay, then settle down with the hate. We are your only friends, USA.

As for you, Germany, I thought you were cool. Even if your entire armed forces is fat.

Bad world. Smarten up. At least Canadian banks rose through the recession and the dollar is paired with the USD.