frantically swipe all over your body, there are brown recluse spiders that frequent your floor.

>Frantically swipe all over body

You Frantically swipe your hands all over your body in fear that brown recluse spiders may frequent you floor. You are currently clean.

The grumbling in your stomache becomes louder.

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Eat the posters on the wall

>>381763
the snozberries taste like snozberries!

them posters looke tastey

Eye spy and eye poster.

>Devour posters

They were not as delicious as you made them out to be.
Your hunger was somewhat satisfied.

>Eye spy and Eye poster

You already had eaten your prized eye poster, which did not make a good meal.

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Infact, that's all what you had to eat in the apartment. You blew the rest of your money on that comfortable as fuck bed and that sweet ass mini fridge.

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>>381771
I think you need a get rich quick scheme...
how about armed robbery?

>Conjure up get-rich-scheme that might be an armed robbery

You thought up the most elaborate, very complicated plan of robbing a bank.

However, no one in the chans, or atleast this chan, uses banks, ever.

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You also don't have any weaponry on you to successfully pull any heist off.

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You are also weak in general, so a right up heist would result in failure with many fractured and broken body parts, and slight chance of death.

There has got to be another way to profit from theft that would require you to be hidden most of the time.

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However, you suppose you could pull off a few burglaries. You just need something lethal enough to arm with.

What do you do now?

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>>381809
Get dressed and go outside.

>>381809

Is that a large bald black man in your bed?

>Get dressed and go outside

You put on your pair of pants and prepare to venture outside. Your shoes are nowhere to be seen.

It's been a while since you've been outside.

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It's locked, you'll have to find another way out.

>Is that a large bald black man in your bed?

Wait, what?!

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You suddenly have an uneasy feeling you are not alone. Such suspicion leads to your bed.

What do you do?

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>>381827
Arm thyself and investigate the shit out of that bed.

>Arm thyself and investigate the shit out of that bed.

You armed yourself with the sharpest pencil you could find and crept toward the bed, slowly reaching toward the covers..

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Slowly, and carefully..

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White noise begins to fill the room.

>_

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>>381832
>Put those covers back!

>Put covers back on

You immediately throw the covers back on, the white noise dimming down to brown noise.
Looks like you don't plan on going to sleep on that bed any time soon.

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Yet alone sleep in this room.

You need to get out quick.

>_

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>>381835
Tact/i/cal somersault out of window

>You need to get out quick.

Barrel roll outside through window.

YOUTH ROLL out the window.

>Roll through the window

Your attempt at somersaulting through the window has failed.

Atleast it brought you to the window.

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The white noise is getting louder.

There is a sharp pain in your stomache.

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However...

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.. Fuck this noise.

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What do you do now?

>_

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>>381904
>Grab dem ropes so not to an hero, stupid!

>>381904

There was a redbull in your pocket all along! You could use wings at a time like this..

Put those randomly-acquired parkour skills to use.

>Use randomly-acquired parkour skills to grab onto some ropes.

The chances of you grabbing onto a clothes line is 50/50.

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But you are completely confident that you'll be able to pull it off.

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The line doesn't seem very stable enough to hold you, and could break any second.

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>Check pockets for red bull

You have used your free arm to pop your pockets inside out for red bull.

But instead of red bull, it's delicious chalk that now fell to their demise, never to be seen again.

>_

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>>381974
>>381974
Let go and be saved by a giant moth

slowly, to climb to one of the walls the cable you hang upon is connected. You heard, that this might help you survive while falling. Oh and dont look up so you dont realize the black one is crawling the wall down baring its sharp fangs at you.

>Let go and be saved by a giant moth

There are no giant moths in /i/.

>Slowly climb to one of the connected walls.
>Oh and, don't look up.

You instead decided to climb to one of the walls to help you survive the fall-

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Wait.

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What?

>_

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>>381984
>Nope.avi out of here

>What?

Punch him in the face.

Stick him in the eye with your Pencilkind.

Nope.avi-headbutt it into oblivion!

>>381984
Stab it in the eye with the pencil!

>Stab it in the eye with your pencilkind

What are you talking abou

...

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SHINK

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>NOPE

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You are not very parkour as you thought you were when you leaped from that window sill.

Atleast you're away from that douchebag for now.

>_

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>>382034
See what's all in the garbage and if something might be useful. Find hidden stash of weed.

Then smoke that weed.