>be in group, everyone drunk including me.
>girl: I like you anon.
>me: I'm gay.
>girl: did you just say you're gay?
>me: I said I like you too.

I was shocked that I said that.

O you silly closet cases you.

>>68914
Not everybody's lucky enough to be born into tolerant families.

this is the ultimate bastardization of what this board is for, fuck off.

>>68914
I'm not in the closet anymore. I was at the time.

>>68923
Sometimes the situation wouldn't pertain well to being open.
>Go out with a nice guy for ages
>Massive douchebag family, strict Catholics, highly conservative etc
>Painful keeping it secret, slowly start to let onto my friends (after asking his permission)
>Spend a year referring to him as "they" and everyone just assumes I'm going out with a mystery girl, whose name I won't say

>>68899
i'm not sure how this is a time your cover was almost blown

>>68923
This

>>68937
I was just about to say that. I'm a little confused as well.

>be 17 or 18
>home alone watching porn (Jake Cruise I think)
>computer is in living room, not far from front door
>cum all over shorts and shirt
>mom and sister come home while video is playing
>freak the fuck out and disconnect all power to comp, my back still to mom and sis
>they go change, I run down to basement and put something dirty in the meantime
>scariest moment of my life

This society has fucked everyone up so bad. It has told all of us that we should feel unfulfilled if we don't come out at one point or another. Why does it have to be so goddamn emotional? I have no need, burning desire, or a feeling that's eating me up inside that would compel me to come out. I'm perfectly fine and happy being a closeted bisexual.

>>69103
i think it's different for bisexual people and GAY people
+ it's not like u can't do whatever u want after u move out anyways

>be younger me (I don't remember how old, maybe 16ish)
>in stockings and panties and playing with improvised toy (lol)
>thought everyone was gone
>hear dad coming upstairs
>DEFCON 1
>Jump into bed and pull covers over me (It was a bunk bed so I had to practically jump into it, which shook the bed pretty hard)
>dad comes in "The hell was that?"
>"nothing, you just startled me"
>"oh ok."

>>69134
I'm sorry, but I don't understand what you are trying to say.

>>69198
He's saying that it is harder to be closeted when you are fully gay.
Bisexual people like us can still openly have a girl relationships. And hiding the halk of us is not that hard.

But gay people need men. They can't just hide themselves forever.

>>69213
*half

> be 13 or 14
> watching porn alone on the bed
> cum all over the bed
> not enough time to clean, sister jumps on the bed
> She is happy that the bed is wet
> wtf

>be 17
>be in high school
>friend says "yeah those chicks kinda hot"
>ohshitohshitohshitohshit
>"yeah.....she is hot. "
>obviously didn't mean it
>get a funny look from the guy
>relax

there are a variety of these instances but I'm just naming one


other time was

>be 16
>with brother at library
>sitting next to him (no wincest)
>see hot guy walking down stairs
>check out his ass
>brother notices
>"dude what the..." gives me this funny look
>respond with "What?"
>"you were checking him out"
>"da fuck nigga, no I wasn't"
>he forgets about it, and maybe believes me...
>either way, I could relax again
>we continued doing our homework and it was not spoken of again

> be teenager
> be with neighbor (grew up together) at a convenience store that has porn including Playgirl
> see very sexy guy on cover of Playgirl and without thinking say "They have Playgirl"...
> friend looks at me
> act all disgusted and say "well, I just think it's weird that they would have such a magazine...but I know this guy as school that says they turn him on"
> don't think friend is convinced but try to ignore it

> MFW months later he wants to suck my dick when we camp out in the back yard
> he now has wife and kids and is not attractive anyway

>Spend a year referring to him as "they" and everyone just assumes I'm going out with a mystery girl, whose name I won't say

That does not fool as many people as you think it does. If it were a real girl, you would say her name or at least say "she" now and then, not "they".

>be 14-year-old closetfag
>mom gets remarried
>we move in with new stepdad and his 17-year-old son
>stepdad and stepbrother are both insanely attractive, masculine guys--tall, muscular, dark-haired and tanned
>quickly discover that they have much less of a nudity taboo than I'm used to
>they have no problem casually walking around the house shirtless, in boxers, or sometimes even just outright naked
>I'm surrounded by thick pendulous cocks swinging around me aaaaaaa
>spend the next several years constantly hiding raging boners until I finally built up a tolerance

I've been caught ogling both of them more than once, but the few times either of them have said anything I've been able to brush it off as "oh, I was thinking I should get in shape like you are, what is your diet/exercise routine/etc." I'm not sure how convincing that is, but they are both health/fitness nuts so it seems to be a good diversion.

>About 11 or 13 or something like that
>Mom bought me new underwear
>The cover guy is fucking hot, more so than usual
>Bring the cardboard cover to the bathroom and jerk off really hard to it
>Rubbing my dick all over the cover
>Ultimately cum in it
>Take a bath to clean up and leave
>Accidentally forget the cum covered cardboard on the bathroom
>Run in as soon as my Father was about to
>Tear the whole thing into piece and flush it down the toilet

>>69187
>dad comes in "The hell was that?"
>"nothing, you just startled me"
>"oh ok."

>be 16
>only guy I've ever done anything with is my older cousin
>his family comes to visit for Christmas and he crashes in my bed with me
>fucking jackpot
>after several nights of fooling around we decide to go all the way and try anal
>he's way too big for me and it takes forever for him to work his dick into me
>finally manage to take him all the way to the hilt and we stay that way while I try to get used to it
>suddenly hear someone approaching my room
>door does not have a lock
>he can't yank out without probably causing me some damage
>oh fuck
>throw a cover over both of us and pretend to be asleep
>hear my mom and his mom talking
>door opens
>"nevermind, they're already in bed"
>"aw look, they cuddled up while they were asleep"
>"ha, we should take a picture, they'd be so embarrassed"
>they finally close the door
>meanwhile my cousin has been balls deep in me the entire time
>mood is ruined, he just pulls out and we go to sleep for real
Closest call I've ever had. Would've been a shitstorm if they caught us, especially since I was jailbait at the time and my cousin was 21.

>>69187
>>69996

It's not really a story about my cover, but w/e

>be around 6 or 7
>have not even remotely an idea of what sex is
>bestfriend says he knows this cool game called "toilet game"
>tells me to press my tiny weiner against his ass
>mom coms in
>stares at us for around five seconds. we stare back
>she leaves
>she never mentions this

I'm pretty sure that was the moment she found out I was gay. I still haven't told her yet, but I'm pretty sure she nows. Love my ma <3

>sleepover
>gradually squirm into being little spoon with "straight" friend
>2 other guys sleeping feet from us
>handjobs
>he sudenly gets up and goes to the bathroom
>comes back flaccid
>RAGE
>whisper "what the fuck, I'm good at this"
>he pretends to be asleep
>oh well, I blew him multiple glorious times after that

Back in high school I had a moment.
>Some guys talking about how to maneuver around women and their relationship traps and shit
>Ask me my suggestions
>"Fuck, I don't even like women."
>They give me a look
>ABANDON SHIP

>Be 16
>Sat in Costa Coffee with three friends
>Hot guy about 20 looking at me
>Extendedperiodofeyecontact.jpg
>My friends ask me a question
>I go "what?"
>They say what were you looking at?
>I panic and point at fat old indian woman
> TFW

Two times:

10 years:
> Being with friends playing an online Yes/No ouija
> Someone asks: "Is there a faggot between us?"
> Oui-ja says "No"
> I sigh loudly with a great relief feeling
> "Why do you say "sigh"?
> "Oh, well, goodness there are not faggots around here..."
> Sounds convincing for 10 year old kids.

Age 17:
> Me with a friend walking on the street
> We meet by chance my crush from college
> We say goodbye, and keep going
> Suddenly my friend asks "Who was him?"
> "Aw, just my boyfri... friend"

>Be 15, nearly 16
>Home alone for the day
>dad was supposed to go to a football match after work
>he comes home to get changed (I thought he'd just go straight there)
>I'm in my full trap get-up
>move faster than I ever have in my life
>get into bathroom and change into slacks and a tshirt and try my best to wipe off all my make-up
>convince him I was just taking a dump in there
>He believes me

Not too long later my mom caught me being fucked by a guy so it probably would of been better if he caught me then.

>2012
>Not being the sarcastic funny guy, covering your true homosexuality with homosexuality.

>>70075

>this

just be a cheeky cunt.

> blowing friend's brother
> I'm under same blanket as him
> His friend (staying the night) walks in
> convinced him my contact fell under there
>mfw

now I lol so hard, especially seeing as friend's brother put on a condom and we finished with his friend right there xD

>>69187

Lost my shit at DEFCON1, still laughing. The awkward imagery, why is it so delicious?

>>69944
>I'm surrounded by thick pendulous cocks swinging around me aaaaaaa

I lol'd so hard my girlfriend went, "whats so funny?"

There. There's my story.

>>70090
:( this made me sad. pic unrelated

>be 16
>he 24
>going at it in his room
>housemate slams the door open, drunk
>asks us if we want pizza
>sits down on the bed and starts eating pizza
>he's balls deep for the whole fifteen minutes

i don't have a fucking clue how, but she didn't know what the fuck we were talking about when we asked her if she enjoyed her pizza.

>she sat on the bed and ate a pizza while me and him effectively fucked.

>>70075
This times a million.
>"damn that guy is jacked"
>"yeah anon you probably wanna blow him, you queer"
>""meh, I'd do him"
>"oh anon you so silly"
>"yes ...silly"

This is highly exacerbated by being in the military, where faux gayness runs rampant.

> How do I even do this?

>>70083

That .gif made me laugh so damn hard in combination with your story.

>2005ish
>Downloading gay porn on limewire
>Share downloads is active apparently
>Sisters itunes picks up my downloads
>Shouts from her room "Err Anon are you downloading porn?"
>mfw
>Run into her room and shut her laptop off
>Delete everything, act as straight as possible and avoid sister for a few days
>To this day I don't know how she still thinks I'm straight
>Either illiterate or homophobic sister I guess.

>be making jokes about homos with friends
>one of them wonders allowed if any of us might be in the closet and secretly offended
>SWEAT ACTIVATED
>rest of friends tease each other talking about eho's most likely to be queer
>"No way is anon gay. He's far too manly"
>Bullet dodged

>First picture in this thread that's even slightly pornographic.
I didn't have any close calls even though I shared a computer with someone because I was fucking paranoid about them finding my gay porn stash. Even had a decoy straight porn stash that was relatively easy to discover.

Here's one I feel I can share. Thinking about it now there's actually been a few times anyway:
>Be 16.
>Messing around during lunch at school.
>By messing around I mean pretending to do gay stuff.
>Friend is pretending to fuck me.
>I shout "Oh my God! Anon is getting a boner! (He actually had one)
>Friends look round.
>He then says "Why haven't you moved then?"
>I ramble, cannot remember what I said.
>Him and my friends all look at me and then say "Anon, are you gay?"
>We used to ask each other all the time, when doing stuff like this but this time they were pressing.
>I just kept saying no.
>One by one they just accept it.
>Still don't know if they believed me or not.

>>70015
I just can't stop laughing.

>be 13
>at my place with a friend
>he starts playing with his cock, like, doing the fucking helicopter
>I just wanna suck it
>tell him I would give him the remote if he let me suck his cock
>agrees
>just as I am getting close he just stands up and told me he was joking
>badpokerface.jpg
>he tells all my friends what happened
>my best friend tells everyone it was obviously a joke as I had a gf in other school (had not)
>everyone believes him

I'm bi and now I can cover it well, and I'm happy with it. My brothers are all gay so my mother would be crushed if she finds out about this. But anyway, I like pussy more than cock so I just give a fuck.

>>70398
Your brothers are all gay? How many do you have! Holy shit i wish i was you! Stories! Pics!

>jacking off in the dorm room because i'm an idiot
>full screen gay porn
>roommate comes in right at the cumshot
>screen turned away, will never know if he noticed

and to make matters worse

>hand down pants another time, at least i wasn't fully whipped out
>he manages to storm in AGAIN
>my only reaction is "GOD DAMN IT AGAIN?"

i am the world's stupidest/worst roommate ever god damn

>>70127
Same here, only without the military.
>Hanging out with mates
>Say obviously gay stuff followed by "no homo".
>Many laughs are had.
>Say obviously gay stuff again, leave out the "no homo".
>Wise to the pattern, one of my mates asks "No homo?"
>"I never said that."
And everyone laughed and the credits rolled over a still shot of everyone high-fiving.
"No homo" is an amazing phrase.

>>70201
>He then says "Why haven't you moved then?"
Oh fuck, the mental image of this situation is killing me. Are there any drawfags who can make a comic version of this? Or even one of the Stop Bullying strips?

>>70466
Anon, male college roommates, know you fap--they do too. My roommate and I would do it at the same time and laugh about it.

>>70059
I found this abnormally funny.
I dunno, I think I just imagined a sixteen-year-old boy dressed as a filthy whore running swiftly in high heels towards the restroom. xD

first time i've read every post in a non-image thread in /hm/ :D

>12 years old sitting in bedroom
>see hot neighbor boy outside
>stare intently out window
>not notice sister at the door
>"what you staring at"
>she looks out window
>nobody else outside other than hot boy

I don't even remember what lame excuse I gave.

> be 14, 9th grade
> gym class
> small school, whole 9th grade has gym the same period
> we are REQUIRED to shower after gym class every day--the coaches (both of whom are SMOKIN hot) hang around in the locker room and watch us to make sure we do (to my eternal dismay, they never showered there, though)
> one day I had a raging boner just when it was time to get undressed and shower
> naturally, having boner in front of every guy in my class would lead to absolute eternal ostracism and it would spread like wildfire through the school within moments
> thankfully I was a quite, blend-into-background beta enough that I just quietly changed into my street clothes without showering and nobody noticed (sometimes the coaches would "catch" somebody not showering and make them do it, but that was usually the jock guys they talked shit to)
> later it occurred to me I could have said I had to shit and gone into a bathroom stall until it went down

> still break a cold sweat at thought of having a boner in the middle of gym class

pic related, reminds me of my gym class

Many times this happens:

>look at hot guy
>notice girl looking at me and then looking at who I'm staring at

I keep forgetting that girls tend to ogle me and then look at whatever I'm staring at.

> be in college
> "Out" in the sense of going out to gay bars, but not "out" to people in public for the most part
> have gay local newspaper sitting on my bed
> suitemate comes bursting into room to ask something
> not only is gay newspaper there, it is the pride issue with "GAY PRIDE" in HUGE capital letters on the cover

MFW I know he saw it

>get my first real boyfriend
>start using my phone more than usual
>he sends me nudes
>mom wonders why I'm spending so much time with my phone
>she takes it and tells me to give her the unlock code
>have to fight for hours to convince her I should be allowed some privacy

>>70493
I have some friends in college that apparently don't know that I'm gay. Most of them have seem me using the college gay group on Facebook and STILL they don't get the idea. It's funny how clueless can straight people be. Unless you're very stereotypical, they just don't see it.

>>70497
Same here, except I'm bi and can hide any gay tendencies to a certain point.

>>70497
True, and this was quite a few years ago so people even less were likely to think you were gay...but then there was the time I was at a blowout gay party where everyone was superr-drunk, picked up a guy, and brought him back to my dorm room (roommate wasn't there). It is VERY late, like 3 AM. Don't remember running into a hallmate, but a couple of days later he said something like "I saw you and your 'friend' coming back the other night, looked pretty drunk." The way he said "friend", I think he knew.

>>70500
>I can hide
I can very easily hide, just gotta be me to be honest. But I don't want to.
Sometimes I miss the fun of being on the closet, and people getting surprised, finding out about it etc.

>>70504
Nah, nobody knows how I really am and I would like to keep it that way. In a sense, I like being mysterious.
Besides, I can live the rest of my life happily without anyone knowing that I'm bi. It's no one's business, really, unless I decide to drag people into it...

>>70508
well, all I can say is that being true to yourself feels liberating as fuck. I wouldn't trade being out for anything else.

>>70508
Could you two get a room? This is for "almost getting caught" stories...

>be 13
>in the shower on me hands and knees having "fun" with hairbrush
>mum walks in with her hand covering her eyes saying she's not looking
>she reaches into the cupboard and grabs a towel and walks out
>possibly the scariest moment of my life
pic unrelated

>>70510
Well, I have one for you
that's from before I came out

>be 16
>seeing a guy
>talking to him on IM, says "love you"
>my mom was behind me, I didn't saw her
>"who are you talking to??"
>"oh, just a friend of mine, it's a inside joke"
shit scared me

>>69996
Wow, lucky fuck.

>>70509
>liberating as fuck
I don't feel imprisoned or oppressed in any way whatsoever. That's just society telling you that you should feel like that.

>>70510
Shut the hell up.

Posting another one:

>last year
>in room at about 10 PM
>everyone still awake and roaming around house
>decide to watch gay porn and fap
>shorts around ankles
>hear footsteps coming towards room
>mother feels it is necessary to come in anywhere she damn well pleases without knocking
>no time to close porn, poorly pull blanket over body, thigh still exposed
>"what are you doing?"
>"leave! get the fuck out!"
>have not talked about it to this day.
>hopefully didn't notice anything

>>70518
neither did I felt that, just saying...

funny story, by the way.

right now my dad borrowed my laptop for a conference.
downloads folder has gay porn in it
I just hope he wont discover it till i get my hands on the laptop and delete it.... D8

no more? :(

>be 14
>home alone, start searching for gay porn
>watch al lthe shitty images only websites of the time on awful slow computer.
>Hear doorbell
>freak out because computer willtake forever to delete history.
>Yell: Just one sec!! I know it's my dad
>Taking too long to open de options delete history thing
>decide to restart computer to avoid all the crashed gay porn on screen
>Open door
>dad notices something weird and computer restarting
>I try to stop him but he goes directly to browser history
>Asks me why am I looking at gay porn
>"Are you confused? Do you think you might like men? I'd still love you I dont caare.. bla bla "
>Not ready to accept I'm bisexual yet, deny it all
>Dad says: "I understand everyone has looked at this websites out of curiosity..But be careful with what you look for"
>Me: Yeah... Curiosity..
>Only curiosity...

>Awkard as fuck for a while.. then he knew I was bi anyways.. But has never confronted me about it

>Kings with friends
>friend says "never have I ever sucked a dick"
>take drink
>girls notice
>brain: loading.........
>"oh wow, I am an fucking thirsty drunktard"
>laughter

>later in same game, friend says "never have I ever had sex with a man"
>drink again
>this time everyone just stares straight at my fucking red as mars face
>"god fucking damn it, you said 'man', didn't you?"
>more laughter

>>70575
Dads always kind of know, they figure it out while you're in puberty, for the most part at least.

>>70578
this actually almost happened a third time except for an incredible effort, but only my best friend's girlfriend noticed my confusion, and she said nothing

her face for the next 20 minutes

>>70584
Sounds like she would get off to the idea.

>>70578
you kinda suck at reading people--if they kept asking those types of questions, then surely they knew to a certain point

>helping my friend bring some furniture to another friend's place
>he nods at a couple teen girls in slutty clothes as we drive past them
>says something to the effect of "I wouldn't mind being the meat in that sandwich."
>I'm genuinely not paying close attention, give a half-hearted reply
>gives me a weird look
>"You gay or something?"
>trying not to panic
>"The gayest. I'm so gay that even that gay guy (he's really, really flamboyant about it) at Timmy's tells me to tone it down sometimes. If I were any gayer, I'd just start jerking it to my own reflection."
>he laughs and shakes his head
>crisis averted

>>70575
> dad rings doorbell of own house?
> yet has no boundaries as far as going straight for the browsing history just because you restarted computer?

Suspicious story is suspicious

Anyway, everyone should have a bookmarked "innocent" site to go to at a moment's notice in times like this

>>69945
I lol'd.
>>70015
Lol'd again.
>>70036
Again.

>>70591
My friends aren't that clever--especially not when drunk and high as hell. The girlfriend really was suspicious, though. Doesn't matter anyway, since they all know, now.

>>70605
oh... well then, everything went better than expected.

>2 am
>drunk as fuck with friend
>drinking and walking all over town
>talk til 6 am
>somewhere in that timeframe we talk about girls
>at this point im making shit up about girls
>"anon, are you gay? its ok if you are lol"
>deny it
that was a close one!

>Be 16
>Be beta (Still am)
>At lunch in HS
>I'm the only one there (Early)
>Blonde kid comes in, he's early as well.
>Fuckin hot
>I start staring at him
>He doesn't notice until he turns and sees me
>Starts staring back at me,eyes locked.
>OHFUCKOHFUCKOHFUCKOHFUCKOHFUCK
>He says "Can I help you?"
>Break contact, face red, stare out the fucking window anon. Stare out the fucking window.
>Resumes eating.
>Stare at him when I can.

Later, I became friends with him. To this day, he still doesn't know. He's hilarious.

>>70675
>>70675
I still don't know, why to this day, that I just didn't spew "yes" out when I was asked. I mean, when people bring it up, it's usually a good sign that they definitely wouldn't mind/ or hate you or anything like that. I've had a couple of instances where my friends practically told me they would be okay but I would still deny it. I wonder what I was so scared of?

>Have a habit to cum on the table and then lick it.
>Do that. Didn't lick it all when mom ran into the room.
>Cover the rest of cum with my hand.
>"You're on drugs anon! I saw you eating white powder"
>"No it wasn't like that"
>"Then what are you hiding under your hand? Show me"
>"No, please!"

mfw

>>70697

LOL. What did you tell her?

>>70698
I told her that I didn't look drunk and didn't give a reason to not trust me.
She still thinks I'm on drugs

>16
>theater nerd
>changing backstage w/ cast
>my crush says "HEY LOOK EVERYBODY I'M NAKED"
>MFW I look
>not naked, everybody laughs
>ha-ha...

>>70697
Another one, worst day of my life.

>Underaged closet fag
>Play with deodorant bottle in the bathroom
>Pull it out, notice that bottle cap is missing
>It stuck in my butt!
>Spend the rest of the day trying to get it out
>Everything is useless
>Late at night realise that I either gonna die or go see the doctor
>Live in Russia
>Tell parents we need to call ambulance but I cant tell why
>Mom crying "OMG son what happend?!"
>Mfw doctors were more or less ok with it
>Mfw when they didn't tell my parents
>Mfw when parents didn't ask questions

Also last week I got a 4chan app. Bad idea

>Bored in class
>Pull out my phone
>Check Facebook
>Check Twitter
>Check saved threads on /hm/
>Buddy next to me texts "Are you looking at porn?"
>NO.
I'm an idiot

>>70471
Thinking about it I've probably got a few stories like this.

>>70717
Duuude
>open up internet browser on my phone while on break in class
>GAY INCEST STORIES
>OH FUCK OHH FUCK
>Scroll up, bear thread
>Lock the phone and put it back in my pocket
>Look around hoping that nobody noticed.

>>70680
I know that feel so hard, it isn't even funny. I too was a beta faggot, and even worse, I couldn't talk to him at all without stuttering like a motherfucker. If he didn't know what was up, he must have been retarded because I couldn't have made it more obvious.

>>71021
>>70680
Come here, bros.
The staring game. I just can't help it sometimes.

>>70709
I know somebody who's a nurse, and he says that sort of thing is actually disturbingly common. People come into the ER with all kinds of things stuck in their butt.

>>71041
Feels all around

Thanks for this thread. Now I can go to sleep with a smile.

>>71055
Art thou feeling it now, Mr. Krabs?

Fixed that for ya.

>>70688
Oh, they know.

>>69944
Post pictures of them.

Reviving thread hopefully

>13
>invited two friends over who are the same age
>it was summer and we spent the whole day throwing dirt clods and pushing each other into the pool and generally getting dirty
>we get in the shower, underwear on 'cause it felt kind of awkward
>I stand facing away from them in the corner quietly washing in hopes that they won't see my raging boner
>Friend 1: "Hey, haha, are you hard?"
>Friend 2: "Me? No, why would I be?"
>he proceeds to pull down his underwear to prove he's soft
>get the fuck out of the shower before I explosively ejaculate all over the place
>"SHOWER'S OVER WHAT ARE YOU HOMOS OR SOMETHING COME ON LET'S DRY OFF AND PLAY VIDEO GAMES"

wow, that's a pretty amazing story. you ejaculated spontaneously at 13 years of age upon seeing your pal's dick. wow. i hope that shit's true

>>69187
Are you me?

>>71416
he didnt say he did...

>Be 13
>Have hot neighbour, same age.
>Constantly fool around at each other's house.
>Fuck particularly hard one day.
>Do not hear friend's father coming.
>Father opens door.
>Extended period of shocked silence with extreme levels of uncomfortable eye contact. I am balls-deep in his son.
>Father makes weird breathing noise and closes door.
>Nobody ever says anything ever.

Totally disappointed that this guy later decided that he was "straight".

>>71829
>Father makes weird breathing noise
He wanted the dick brah.

.>be teenager with my first job
>pizza Place
>jocking the fuck out of my coworker who Ive had a massive crush on since we started working together
>usually a lot more Inconspicuous but not even giving a fuck.
>dem eyes. dem shoulders. Dat back. Dat ass.
>"What are you looking at Anon?
>"oh, I was just looking out the window to see if the sun is setting. It always picks up after it gets dark"
>"oh yeah, you're right, huh."

Also over 9000 deflections to "who would you rather fuck/do you think that girl is hot. "

oh man
i have so many

>be 15 close to 16
>friend gives me 8 inch gaint black tribal phallus after coming back from bali as a joke
>'haha thanks anon! so funny lol!'
>cant wait to get home and shove it up my arse
>i do
>hear mother entering the house
>mfw the head of the phallus was too big to get out and is stuck up there
>scrambled on a pair of loose pyjama pants and threw myself down into a chair and down the reamining 6 inches of the phallus as my mum walks in
>'oh hey how was school etc.' leaves

took 30 mins to get it out

Me and my friends were talking about how often we jack off, techniques like plastic bag with lotion and stuffs while laughing.

Then I suddenly said "Haha, it would really be good when you ask your guy friend to jack you off."

They all looked at me and said "Why need them if we have girls?"

And that felt really awkward. I just laughed it out.

>>71962
>>71962

Am I the only one that just wants a dick in my ass? I never actually tried sticking things up there, I'm too afraid they might get stuck.

>>71984

what if u fuk so hard there penis cums of in u??

>>71962
>took 30 mins to get it out
Jesus fuck dude

>>71984
please tell me that pic is you, or you at least have sauce

Be 18, know many people had floated stories about me being gay, and was super paranoid about it from all the damn weed i'd been smoking
go to a party
dudely dude that everyone is dudes with is high on X.. people are just sitting around and it's quiet..
I'm standing next to dudely dude with our backs up against the wall... I have my hands on my head and go to move them down behind my ass coz my arms were tired and i accidentally slapped dude's ass..
don't make any eye contact.. he stares at me for a good 30 seconds... then turns and acts like nothing happened...

from that day on there was always a little tension between us

>>72072
http://scrambledbits.tumblr.com/archive

he is gay and lives in NY but he has a boyfriend

Well, once, I turned on my computer to find out I had my entire porn stash open.

I told my friend it was a virus. She was stupid, and she believed me.

Holy shit I just read all of these and laughed my ass off.
I had a close call when I was around 11

>Older brother is openly gay and is subscribed to gay porn magazine
>Get mail one day and notice an opaque plastic wrapped book of sorts
>Open and see it's gay porn
>Take to room and browse through it
>Get hard and jackoff to a few pages
>Hide magazine in room and look at it from time to time
>Leave it on bed one day as I was leaving for school
>Get home and notice it's gone
>The only person who ever comes in my room when I'm not home is my mom
>Freak the fuck out, can't find it anywhere
>Forget about it for a few weeks
>Find it in the bottom drawer of my moms dresser
>Steal it back and hide it
>Mom asked where it was
>Told her I took it out of the mail to sell back to my older brother
>Obviously doesn't believe me
>We drop the conversation and never bring it up again

I'm openly gay now

>>72096

Hahahahaha wtf, I lol'd.

>>71041
I'm listening to that right now, true story. I know no one gives a fuck.

>be about 7 or 8
>at cousins house
>he's 10 or 11
>have been doing gay stuff for a while
>asks me if i wanna sleep with him
>agree
>both in bed cuddling
>aunt walks in angry
>sees us
>walks out


There's still a bit of awkwardness between my aunt and I, and as for my cousin, he's hot as fuck now.


>be 6 or 7
>neighbor of same age
>go to his house
>asks if i wanna play doctor
>naked under the sheets for an extended period of time
>door unlocked
>my brother, his brother, and their friends walk in and see us
>never speak about it again


The kid moved shortly after and never saw him again

>>72128
I do, anon, that album is so fucking perfect.

>>72161
what is that album?

For some reason, I have guys "flirting" with me all the time.
Middle school: Friend who kept humping me.
High school: Guy who kept doing the ghost blowjob thing and winking at me.
College: Guy who touches my hand, winks and licks his lips.

They're all the hottest guys, but god damn straight as hell. Their faces when I told them I'm gay were hilarious.
Still have to tell college guy though, so my days of faking disgust in the most unconvincing manner possible aren't over yet.

>>70177

HAFUCKINGHA.

">Be 14
>Look up gay porn routinely every night and masturbate
>Be really tired because it is 4 AM
>Forget to close porn and go to bed
>Mom comes in at 9 AM to use the computer
>Turns it on to fullscreen hardcore bareback assfucking
>She screams
>I scream
>Tell her I have a virus
>Spend rest of weekend 'cleaning' computer from viruses
>Don't know if she believed me"

:I y dis happen

>Coming home from grocery shopping
>In car with mom
>She's extremely conservative and christian
>completely against gays and bi's and whatnot
>She's talking about the bible
>Tells me how the gay or bi lifestyle is terrible
>She doesn't know I'm bi
>Tells me how they're terrible people
>I start getting a bit upset
>I'm visually upset enough to the point where my mom asks me if something's wrong
>I tell her she shouldn't judge people based on their sexual preferences
>She gets a confused look on her face, asks me why I'm defending those people
>whatwasIsaying.png
>She's not paying attention to the road
>We hit a pedestrian
>Pedestrian is hot guy without a shirt on
>His face is up against windshield
>I can't see him breathing
>I have a necrophilia fetish
>Get hard
>Start masturbating
>Mom is flipping a shit at this point
>I come
>I don't stop coming
>We're both covered ankle-deep in semen
>Car is slowly filling up
>Hear the windshield cracking under the shear force of the cum
>Fumble for the door handle
>Open door and rush of sticky man cum rushes out onto the other side of the road
>Another car is coming in the opposite dirrection
>Car doesn't see the semen-slick in time
>Car can't stop and crashes into a tree going about 40mph
>mfw we forgot to pick up Oreos

>>72202
I'm not entirely sure this happened.

>>72197

HAFUCKINGHAFUCKINGHA

>>72186
Feels by Animal Collective. Not the best to start with I think but there isn't really any album you can ease into with Animal Collective.

>be 17 and confused about my sexuality
>lend my friend my external hard drive for musics
>he texts me, asking if I was gay
>act calm, ask why
>he says that a massive gay porn collection was on it
my collection that I forgot I left in it
>nonchalant
>convince him that other friends must have put it on as a joke
>knew he didn't believe me
A year later when I came out, I told the same friend why porn was on my external. He couldn't stop laughing.

>>72197
Oh god this reminds me of this one time
>About 14 or 13
>It was like 2003, when the internet was finally starting to get fast.
>Just discovered internet porn, it was amazing
>Usually jerked off in a room with my two other siblings at the dead of night (bunk bed and another bed right next to the other, basically the computer was sandwiched between the two beds)
>Jerking off to a threesome really fucking hard
>No headphones but I wanted to hear the moaning so I turned on the speakers really fucking low
>Wanking it so hard I've forgotten about my two other siblings dead asleep right next to me.
>Guy is giving a blowjob while getting pounded
>Oh fuck yes, about to cum
>All of a sudden the guy fucking him smacks him in the ass like REALLY FUCKING LOUD
>The guy that got spanked throws the loudest fucking moan ever
>oh fuck
>Turn the volume down all the way
>Can hear my brother's bead sheets moving in his top bunk
>ALERT ALERT PANIC PANIC
>Turn off the screen
>Unplug everything
>Jump in bed and stay awake for most of the rest of the night wondering if anyone heard it.
Thank god for smartphones and laptops.

>>72186

Feels by Animal Collective, there's some really good songs on it, my favourite being banshee beat, shit makes me cry

>>72186
Animal Collective, Feels. Get it? Amazing album

My cover was blown. Dad saw me spooning another guy asleep.

Not really that related but
>Late at night, school day
>Walking to the kitchen when I hear my parent's TV on
>They're watching what I recently found out was "But I'm a cheerleader"
>Being the curious Casey that I am, I walk towards the door and put my ear to it to listen in to their pillow talk.
>The really girly gay guy says something funny
>They laugh and between it my dad says "LOL look at him, he's just like anon"
>mom says "Stop joking about that, you don't want him to come out gay, Jesus"

>>72249

oh man, that is rough, sorry man.

>>72249

PHAHAHSKDSKF

>mfw i've never had one of these moments
i guess i must be just really good at keeping my homosexuality under wraps
i win!
i never let on my true feelings! i am the best pretender!
i win...
i win. Fuck

>>72249

lol, dont be such a girly gay guy then

>>68923
thats why i told mine to fuck off.

WAIT A MINUTE

How long has this board been here? (Posting here because this doesn't warrant a thread)

>>72274
Almost a month I think?
Only recently it started dubbing as a gay stories and feels board since boards can't survive on porn dumps alone.

>>72267
>>72267
>>72267
FUCKING THIS

feelsbadman.jpg

Although I did just recently come out to my best RL friend... he said he had no idea.

>>72277
lol yeah, my parents had no fucking idea at all
"...but you don't act gay!"

My DAD's cover is what's been blown. He crashed it somehow and when I was fixing it, the browser history was full of straight and gay porn.

>>72297
are you going to say something? was this a total shock? it could have pretty huge consequences. or will you just say nothing? having a gay husband doesn't make for a good straight marriage.

if you do say something, don't say it to anyone but him. he'll likely deny it or make up a bs story, so there may not be a point to confronting him, unless you think he'd admit it. if your dad is gay, he's probably really lonely and scared. if you told him that you'd love him regardless of whether he was gay or not, that would probably be a big deal for him.

>>72311

Nah I'm not gonna say anything. I don't care. He's too old to act on it anyway so what's the big deal, if you ask me.

>>72324
too old to act on it? you think this is something new? if he's gay, he's probably been gay since around age 13. men of an older generation had to sneak around for sex in parks and bathrooms. that scene still exists, but cultural shifts and the internet have diminished them. this is not a new thing. how do you know he's not been sneaking off for anonymous sex for decades?
if he's gay, it would probably be a HUGE deal for him if you told him that it's not a big deal for you if he said he was gay.

>be about 8
>messing around with the mums friends son who's like 12
>has been going on for a few months
>this time he realizes my balls are swollen like fuck
>i need to tell my mum somethings wrong
>she asks how he notices
>I don't remember what we said

turns out there was fluid leaking in and I needed an operation
not cool


>be 12
>messing about with my 12 year old friend
>sister walks in
>tell her we were experimenting
>she laughs and walks out
>never mentioned again

>Be 12-13ish
>Same age friend/neighbor/fuckbuddy is over
>sitting on futon in room
>rubbing his shoulders
>Sister and her friend spying at us thorough my half-closed blinds
>runs to mom, says we were being too close
>I say I was just pushing him away from me
>Probably not believed
>Now 24, still paranoid about people watching me through windows

>>71962
>threw myself down into a chair and down the reamining 6 inches of the phallus as my mum walks in
Slowpoking like a lazy child molester here but man, that sounds painful. My dick shriveled in sympathy.

>>72327

He's not gay. He could be bi, but he's not gay.

And given his schedule and mine and my mother's, he'd have to be one hell of a good sneak to be meeting guys behind our backs over the years without us ever noticing. (He's not much for socializing, so he's not out of the house alone much.)

In any case, I'm never going to mention it to him in any way. I don't care about his sexual preferences. When I saw the porn, I was just sort of bemused.

>>72383
As long as he is happy with his life, it's okay :]

This isn't an almost blown cover story, but this thread reminded me.

>finally come out to my brother around 16
>he's the only important person I've told
>he said he figured since he found a "Sean Cody fuckfest video" on a computer we shared
>oh god how could I have been so careless
>not a fuck was given
>bros4lyfe

>have religious family (crazy religious)
>be highschoolfag
>out to friends, not family
>on the phone with parents, telling Ill be home soon
>friend says something FUCKING LOUD about be being gay
>freak the fuck out
>parents apparently didnt hear

Ive got lots of these

>on the internet looking for porns
>straight and gay porn
>parents find out
>"oh I was just clicking around links and sometimes it went to the gay stuff"
>poker face
>they believe it
>still in big trouble

>out on group date thing
>kind of cuddling on a guy
>sitting outside a starbucks
>HOLY SHIT family drives by, but doesnt see me
>im drinking coffee (not allowed in family religion)

>walking out of a sex shop
>parents drive by (you would be surprised how often it happened)
>didnt see me

ill think of more...

I was eventually caught

>>72575
>im drinking coffee (not allowed in family religion)
Exactly what religion would that be, if you don't mind me asking?

>>72578

>Year ago in gym
>hot macho black dude talks to me
>says I have beautiful eyes
>I blush get really shy
>flirt for a bit
>friend comes over
>hot black guy goes away
>friend asks why I have a boner and am blushing
>I say we were talking about the hot zoomba instructor
>friend buys it

I seem to have a lot of situations where guys openly flirt with me but my friends are oblivious

>sophomore in HS
>bonfire with about 5 girls and my crush
>truth or dare comes up
>thereisnowaythiscouldendwell.jpg
>manage to avoid questions the whole night
>30 mins before we leave
>Crush's turn to ask
>"Anon, truth or dare?"
>ohfuckfuckfuck
>"d-dare"
>can't remember what it was now, but I passed so I had to do a truth
>"OK, if you could have sex with anyone in the school, who would it be?"
>tried to stall
>failed miserably
>one girl, who was practically my best friend throughout HS, starts to feel bad for me
>tries to get me a pass
>fails
>stall for another 5 minutes
>thinking about blowing cover then and there
>kept stalling instead

I eventually got it up to "Who would you have sex with in the entire world?" and I picked that girl from Inception. That's the closest I've ever come. I would have loved to come out then and there, because they're all pretty open minded. But I was worried about the rest of the school, considering the last openly gay kid there got death threats :/

>Be 16
>Late at night, thought everyone was asleep
>Look at some porn, start jacking it under a blanket.
>Dad comes barging in
>No time to close the window
>"Son, are you looking at porn?"
>"Erm no dad I'm not"
>"It's okay if you are, as long as it is not gay porn, is it gay porn son?"
>"No way dad!"
>Gives me a strange look and leaves
>Whole conversation was had while I had a picture of a dudes dick on my monitor
>mfw

Thank god my monitor was turned away from him.

>>72578
mormonism
fucking retarded ass religion

>Pressured into going to some stupid haunted house around Halloween with a bunch of friends.
>Unmotivated as fuck, always though they where childish and stupid jump scares.
>Going through the ride, it's actually pretty scary
>It gets to a point where I can't hold the fear back
>Big black burly dude in front of me in the line, the rest of my friends are behind me
> Subcutaneously start hugging the guy from behind, putting my head down and close my eyes
>He was seemingly ok with it
>At the end my friends asked me "Where you hugging that black guy?"
>"Um.... no what the fuck, dude?

>>72625
I had the same story with my mom but she barged into the bathroom.

>>72627
> Subcutaneously start hugging the guy from behind, putting my head down and close my eyes
> Subcutaneously

Man, crawling into someone's skin and hugging them while you are in a haunted house. A little on the nose, isn't it?

>be out
>in love with femanon roommates boyfriend
>one night get too drunk and pass out in her bed talking to them
>they go out and leave me asleep
>wake up to boy in bed
>we're talking and shit
>he's been kinda flirty with me since i've known him (this is all in my head)
>about to make a move.
>hear his girlfriend say something on other side of him.
>mfw when i thought it was just me and him

>be 17, stepbrother 13
>start experimenting with each other
>first time doing anal
>i cum in his ass
>both pass out naked under sheets
>dad and le stepmom wake us up for school
>they see us "cuddling" and make fun
>mfw they dont know i got a hardon pressing on his asshole
>mfw dad jokes about yanking the covers off but doesnt.

now i'm 22, he's 17 and we still fuck whenever we hangout. goodtimesbro.jpg

>>69945

>The cover guy is fucking hot, more so than usual
>Bring the cardboard cover to the bathroom and jerk off really hard to it
>Rubbing my dick all over the cover
>Ultimately cum in it
>Take a bath to clean up and leave

I'm glad to know I wasn't the only one who did that back then.

> be in junior high
> a wild new kid appears
> he is blond and blue eyed
> oh gawd i want that so bad!
> still be friends in high school
> i havent discovered internet porn yet
> have mega hair fetish
> wonder if he has blond pubes
> Invites me to sleep over
> we are asleep
> wait like 30 min until he is snoring
> he's sleeping on his side but he's got the blanket tucked under his body
> challangeaccepted.jpeg
> gently pull blanket out from underneath him
> its summertime
> hes sleeping in tighty-whities
> gently poke his flaccid penis
> the python has been summoned
> want to see his pubes sooooooo fuckin bad
> i must know the true color
> have tiny 1 inch flashlight from the fair
> put flashlight in my mouth, squeeze, light comes on
> gently pull his undies away from his body
> oh gawd the lushious honey blond bush is everything i dreamed it would be
> swift intake of breath and he starts to roll over in bed
> panic and let go of his elastic undies band
> SNAP
> slaps him right him right above the pubes
> ABORT ABORT ABORT
> run back to my bed right next to his
> his hand rubs his boner
> howdidthisgethere.jpeg
> he rolls over and goes back to sleep
> I always wonder if he knew or just a heavy sleeper

>>72633
Oh fuck auto spell check, I don't even know what I wrote there

Another one

>Fooled with friend before but didn't happen again.
>We still have sleep overs at my house.
>Waited for him to snore.
>Slowly crawled into his pant and hold his dick.
>Still soft.
>I sloowwly pulled down his shorts
>tried licking his dick, success
>I kept pulling down his shorts.
>He suddenly woke up and said he's gonna sleep now.
>Mfw I didn't get what I want.
>Next morning he asks me "Hehe, are you trying to wake me up last night anon?"
>I couldn't say a word.

Whatever, We wanked off a few more times after that. Just confuses me why is he so moody about sexual stuffs.

>>72700
forgot pic
his pubes are nearly identicle

>Be 12
>Have annoyingly religious family
>Have 10 year old friend that is really cute
>We have been sucking and rubbing dicks for a while.
>Use to always share a bed
>One time take turns rubbing dicks onto each others ass
>Family was still awake for some reason and I didn't notice
>Sister comes in angry "Anon help me with blah blah"
>He is rubbing his dick on my ass and poor kid probably frozen with fear
>Grumble back "Grrrr, fine I'll help you, give me a minute."
>She leaves and I put my pajamas back on and leave him probably scared shitless for the moment.

And another time

>Mom wondering why I still haven't tried to date a girl and now age 16
>Had a few secret boyfriends, but didn't bother trying to have a fake girlfriend for a cover.
>She sits me down and asks me if I like guys
>Give her a disgusted face and tell her, "NO, I would never do that."
>She sighs with relief and nags about me getting a girlfriend.
>Roll my eyes, "Sure"

Whenever I was asked if I was gay or straight I would always say I was asexual. If you are a polite "christian" boy that doesn't say much rude things and usually just study it is completely believable

>>69103

solike what r you doin in dis thread cause itz pretti obvios that any bi person wudnt relly need 2 come out
u hav it made gratzz bb lollllllllllllllz <3

>>72739
ಠ_ಠ GTFO (unless you're being sarcastic by typing like that. Otherwise GTFO)

>That feel when the only sexual encounter I had was when I was 16.
>I worked with a cute guy my age, he went to raves and listened to wubstep before I even heard of the stuff.
>One day I worked up the courage to ask him if his previous comment on gay bars meant anything.
>He tells me he's bi. I tell him I would like to try.
>I try to hang out with him and his friends more often, he always takes me to the house of his drug-dealer friend where all of his friends get high off of the hard shit: E, cocaine, never saw meth at least.

>We eventually try to blow each other in a back room when everyone leaves.

>Eventually I give a full blowjob to him in the back of my car. We try anal but the pain of his cock is too unbearable for my first time.

>Afterwards I try to avoid him because I realize that him being a polyamorous guy that I watched take coke, might not be the best for my HIV-negative status.

It's been three years since, and I have not had sex since then. I feel as if I ruined everything with my paranoia.

Where the fuck are all you guys getting these secret boyfriends ffs

17 and have never been kissed

>>72777
I think its luck. I'm 18 in hs and just had my first boyfriend after secretly coming out to him only for now. We met through playing streetfighter during class with other friends.

>be 15/16
>sitting on floor of Barnes&Nobles
>reading some random book
>look up
>khaki slacks bulge, eyes glued
>look even further up
>ruggedly handsome guy
>caught
>guy literally laughs and walks away
>so embarrassed I could die

In retrospect, one of us probably would have pursued the other if I was legal. Or he was just a tolerant straight guy, meh.

another:
>be 11 or so
>friend wants to show me something online
>Pokemon XXX porn with ash/misty
>Both get horny, my first time seeing porn
>we eventually start dry humping
>somehow end up on stairs
>pop boner
>"Dude what's that?"
>Come up with some shit explanation for not knowing

In retrospect, he started the whole thing with the humping and our who gay experimentation phase. I turned out gay, he didn't, w/e

>>72721
>lushious honey blond bush

>>72764

Lol. Scared of coke. Although I find coke pretty boring, E on the other hand should be a mandatory rite of passage.

Enjoy your boring life.

"take coke" Lmfao... You take out the trash, you don't "take coke"...

When I was younger I tried on my sisters underwear, swimsuits, and one of her dresses. Not all at once, mind you. She kept some clothes in the bathroom, so I thought it wouldn't be too obvious as I was very stealthy about retrieving pieces of clothing and usually made it seem like I was taking a shit, showering, or washing my hands. I would also take notes of EXACTLY how everything was placed and would put it back in that exact way.

One day like a week after I tried on a pair of panties, my mom and I were just talking and I told her I had something to tell her. I don't remember what I really had to tell her but she asked, "You took anon's underwear and tried it on?"

I don't know how mom's do it. I just pretended that it would be disgusting and creepy and we never talked about it again.

>>72756
Pretty obvious he's being sarcastic

>>72871
Wow, you're just like so cool, huh? Everybody watch the fuck out for this guy! He's been places!

>>72871
>"take coke" Lmfao... You take out the trash, you don't "take coke"...

Why are there so many retarded, try-hard druggies that say nonsensical things such as this?

>>68899
>friend talking about how girls do coke off his dick
> i say i'd like to try it
>realize what i said
> cover up and say to have a girl do it off my dick

>>72888
he comes across as an arrogant douche, but he is right. Coke is boring as hell, and E is amazing.

>>72871

If having to snort something to get high, fuck that shit. E comes in powder or pills, never had powder, just pills.

Fuck coke. Don't need to snort shit to get high.

>>72904
E can lead to depression and if you're into physiology at all you can see why. I would never subject my body to something if I didn't understand the science behind it. To each their own

>>72908
>>E can lead to depression

This isn't really true. The early studies suggesting it were disproven by later studies.

>I would never subject my body to something if I didn't understand the science behind it.

Yeah.

>>72854
What can I say, I love hairy man crotch!

>Girlfriend finds the dildo I've been hiding in the closet.
>I told her I used it with my ex when we were still together.
>In reality I just miss cock and use it on myself.
>Oh, okay...

My cover isn't blown, but I'm probably under a radar.

>>72764

anon you did good. don't risk taking meds for the rest of your life/dying early for shit like this.

>>72764
No dude, you did good. Don't risk your health and probably your life for a guy

>15
>home alone, PORN TIME
>on my bed with my laptop
>buck naked, I don't fucking know why
>find some gay porn, don't really remember exactly what it was
>start jacking off
>suddenly hear someone coming up the stairs
>ohfuckohfuck abort fucking everything
>they knock on my door
>I'm still completely naked
>FUCK
>close porn, laptop is still sitting on my bed
>hide under big pile of blankets
>door opens, it's my brother, I didn't know he was coming over (he had moved out then)
>"anon? hello?"
>still hiding
>sweating because I'm so fucking scared
>after about 30 seconds hear him close the door and go elsewhere in the house
>oh thank god
>put on my clothes the fastest I think I ever have
>go downstairs to find him
>act all groggy like he had woken me up or something
>"Anon? where we you?"
>"oh I was just in my room, did you go in there? I thought I heard you" or some bullshit like that
>"yeah, i didn't see you"
>"oh uh yeah haha i-i had just fallen asleep at my computer, you must have not seen me under my blankets aheheh"
>"oh alright"

He believed me. I think.

>20
>working on a group project
>in library
>group member sitting behind me
>download a video file on my laptop
>recent downloads window pops up
>tons of gay porn listed
>quickly close the screen
>panic

luckily he just happened to look away the instant it poped up

>Be 13
>Jerking to some gay pornography
>I finish and go clean up
>I forget to close everything down
>Freak the fuck out in the bathroom remembering I left it on
>Laptop dead when I get back
>thankyoulawdy.jpg
>I plug it in and forget about it
>My sister wants to use the computer
>She is downstairs with my mom
>I take it down and turn it on on the way down
>I hear a faint moaning when I go to log in.
>OHSHIT.jpg
>Porn is still playing
>I quickly log in and close that shit out.
>Crisis averted

>be 23, bi-fag
>at club (Bayou in downtown Buffalo if anyone knows it)
>bummed a ride there with guy from my school
>totally wanna bang him, almost positive he's straight
>dancing drunkenly in crowded club
>secret service-mode grab his ass quick (again, drunk. not making sound decisions)
>he taps my shoulder, leans in, says "dude, no more"
>"what? what do mean?"
>"you know" giving me that 'i caught you' look
>throw confused look on my face "huh? what are you talking about?"


>he totally knows

>>73227
i guess this was more "cover blown" story, but i think i may have avoided him actually knowing. he doesn't act any differently toward me, hopefully just thinks i was shitfaced and didn't mean to.

he's one of those somewhat nerdy guys, 19 in a couple months so baby-faced, loves adventure time, game of thrones, zelda games, etc.

>>73227
Wow thats fucking disgusting. People like you give a bad name to fags everywhere. How about you grow the fuck up (you are 23 ffs) and start approaching people like adults do instead of groping people in "secret service mode lolol so randum XD".

Ironically it's also idiots like you who scream HOMOPHOBIA when straight people start avoiding you like the plague.

>Be in the room with my sister.
>Sister is on her laptop.
>See something funny on Tumblr, burst out laughing
>Say "Hey, look at this!"
>Save picture before I show it to her
>Saves to the folder I last used
>DICKS, FAT JUICY DICKS AND TWINKS WITH CUM ALL OVER THEIR FACES
>I have a slow computer
>When I finally close the downloads, I turn around
>Sister turns to me
>"What did you want to show me?"

I have no clue if she saw it and is a really good actor, or if she was really didn't see it. In any case, she's cool about it. We tell each other everything.

> Be 13/14 watching porn in my room
> Step-dad walks in
> PC, monitor and me sit directly front of the door.
> Height of the chair blocks screen (Or at least when I went back, stood where he stood I couldn't see it)
> I didn't count height, I was smaller than my step-dad
> Room has completely changed, can never check, now being the same height as him, if the monitor can be seen past the chair.

>>73227
Eww, Bayou? That place is a dump.

>>73259
Eww, Buffalo? That place is a dump.

>>73131

I think this may have happened to me one time, except I let my sister look at my computer when I think I may have forgotten to close the porn. I wasn't watching her when she opened it up, and she never said anything about it, but I just realized an hour later that I wasn't sure if I had actually closed out of that porn I was watching. I still don't know to this day if she saw it, haha. She's pretty much known that I'm gay forever though, even though I'm actually not out to her yet (probably will tell her next time I see her in person). Just embarrassing to have your older sister see the porn you were watching, lawl.

> brother is on computer
> checks history
> "what does "hot gay twinks fucking" mean?"
> fuck fuck fuck got to think of a good excuse and fast
> "ha ha, i don't know, it must be an error!"
> "ha ha, yeah."

i still don't know how my brother was dumb enough to fall for that. thank fuck.

>>73283

probably not, he was probably just pretending to believe you to prevent awkwardness unless he's super young. Siblings are going to be about as keen as you are to chat about your viewing gay porn.

>be 19 y.o frat boy, two years ago
>hot guy in different frat comes over to fool around in my room (i had one of the only single rooms in the house)
>it was fairly early and a lot of ppl drinking
>were fucking around when suddenly
>KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK drunk people pounding on my door
>immediately get dressed and he lays on my couch under a blanket, i lay on bed
>pounding goes away, we stop for a few mins to be sure
>5 mins later knock on door comes back
>get up, open door pretending to just be woken up
>"dude what are you doing? who is that?"
>"my friend...from class...he's in (name of frat here)"
>"oh wtf were you guys doing"
>long pause "snorting xanax....and vicodin..."
>"oh no wonder you were passed out, nevermind"
>leaves room, lock door, we fuck.

thank the lord jesus that one of the stupider oblivious ppl was the one knocking

>>73368
What I wouldn't give to be the typical frat boy with a hot, effortless body and Abercrombie, boy-next-door, All-American good looks to have whoever I want and have hot stories like this...

>>73368
>>frat
>>homosexuality, drugs, drunk and stupid

Sounds about right.

>>73404
Trust me man, it's one of those grass is always greener situations. I was in a fraternity when I was in college, and yes just like the stereotypes suggest there was loads and loads of drunken sex of the down-low with hot "straight" and bicurious dudes... but honestly, most of the sex was pretty bad.

Guys who are genuinely straight but still willing to drunkenly experiment are really fussy about what they'll actually try... sometimes they might be willing to give a half-hearted handjob or blowjob for a minute until they get skeeved out, and sometimes they'll even be willing to fuck you, but usually they just want you to suck their dick while they shut their eyes and fantasize about a girl. Most frats have a fairly large population of repressed bi dudes who are better in the bedroom, but they always have tons of issues and are in denial about their own sexuality (loudest homophobe I ever met once got caught getting spitroasted by two of his fellow jocks in the showers one night). Your only real bet for drama-free is your fellow closetfags... who are usually slutty as hell (just as I was during that period of my life).

>>73452
all right, wtf... I'm in a fraternity and there is no fucking gay sex going on... if there were I would clearly know about it....

>>73474
>I'm in a fraternity and there is no fucking gay sex going on...
That's a funny joke, dude.

>>73484

Well, there is some gay sex going on... my boyfriend and I... gay guys just love to fantasize about fraternity brothers having rampant gay sex... it just doesn't happen

There's only one other guy in our fraternity that I think is gay, but he's not even out

> There's only one other guy in our fraternity that I think is gay, but he's not even out


> implying there is any correlation between being Out and having loads (heh) of fag sex.

>>72267

>watch gay porn on desktop
>fap
>fap and go to sleep
>next morning mother wakes me up
>she didnt see my screen
this was my room at the time lol

>>72764
>listened to dubstep before I knew what it was
Oh god, was he a fucking hipster?

Bump?

>Be 16
>staying in hotel for grandathers funernal with my mom
>I get a huge ass boner and I don't know why
>decide to browse B using phone
>find gay thread
>fall asleep
>the next morning my mother tells me she found gay porn on the phone
>Have to awkwardly explain what 4chan is and how it's possible that that thread was clicked in my sleep
>manage to convince her.

The thing is, she wouldn't care if I was gay/bi, but she'd flip the fuck out if I had porn of anything.

>>73246
Dude, chill out. I was drunk as hell and not making sound decisions. That kinda happens when college guys get drunk. If I were sober (or maybe just a little less drunk than I was that night) I would have tried to approach him as normal only to find out he was straight. I'd talked to him a bit before that night and I thought he seemed kinda queer-ish, but it was probably just my gaydar being affected by my interest... I need to stop that from happening. Did i ever say "lolol" or "randum"? no. And don't say "it was implied" because I didn't imply shit. Also, why would I shout homophobia if someone avoids me? I don't give a fuck if someone avoids me because of my bisexuality, it just shows that they're most likely not comfortable around someone who isn't straight. I couldn't care less.

>>73259 truth
>>73273 also truth
yeah, i'm only going to school in the buffalo area, it's pretty bad. i don't really go downtown anymore because the clubs are kinda shitty, i just drink on campus with friends.

>Sister barges into my room
>Minimize all windows and leave music player
>Don't notice that she got closer and was looking at the screen
>"OH THAT IS WEIRD"
>She leaves a few seconds later
>I notice that Night Work was playing
>All my albums have covers

MAYBE.

>>74246
>Also, why would I shout homophobia if someone avoids me? I don't give a fuck if someone avoids me because of my bisexuality, it just shows that they're most likely not comfortable around someone who isn't straight.

Yes, that is what it is.

>>74295
>Listening to some music
>Leave iPod unlocked on top of my computer table
>ANOOOOON, WHAT IS THIS?
>I left it on a song in The Glad Fact by mistake
>"It's just an album cover"
>Well alright

>Set my desktop to a picture of oily, muscley Ryan Reynolds.
>Girlfriend sees it.
>"Why is THAT your background?"
>"Uhh, so that I see him and want to be like that, it makes me want to workout."
>"I dunno, that's pretty gay."
>"Y-yeah, I guess I should change it."

Who am I kidding, she knows I like muscular men. She introduces herself to my friends as my beard.

>Be thirteen
>My dad sits me down and tells me that it's ok I'm gay, and that he'll always love me.
>"WTF dad, I'm not gay!"
>"Oh... well, alright. Take your time with it."

MFW when my mean, alcoholic, wife abusing, police officer of a father not only knew I was gay before I did, but completely accepted me as being that way.

>>73273

>tfw i live in buffalo

Shit I have more than I thought.

>13
>looking at lame porn cuz I dont know any better
>bro comes up sees something idk what goes 'wtf?!'
>tell him it's just fucking popups and I think it works but never know, tho there were tons of legit popups at the time lolz

>another time, older
>have tons of random gay pages open, one with pink faggot background
>mom comes up but laptop is facing away
>gets all huggy and almost sees over the edge of the screen, but nope!
>mfw

>not long after
>mom asks for tech support with her comp
>open my comp to google stuff, find "_____ nude" in google shortcut bar on top, quickly delete text with her right there
>can't tell if she knew cuz she didn't say anything and has bad eyesight
>mfw

Nothing's ever come up with either bro or mom, so idk. Sometimes I think maybe tho.

>>74358
it's ok.
I can't really for the life of me understand why someone would go to chippewa though

>>74423
This. There's some nice areas, there's even more ghetto areas, but chip is just a shithole.

i imagine half of these are where you're thinking "phew! close one. never again." and your friends and family are like "jesus we know. just chill already."

>sat on bus at night
>open laptop
>put password in
>dudes blowing each other, er'ywhere
>casually shut the window
>more dudes behind it
>shut that one too
and nobody appeared to give a fuck

>>74504
>>70717
>>71012
Why does this happen so often? Can't you guys close your tabs and clear your browser history?

I've got a good one

>my car was in the shop
>BF gives me a ride to work in the morning
>give him a BJ while he drives
>go into work
>get coffee, sit at desk ect
>boss comes over
>starts talking to me about an upcoming project my team is working on
>mentions i have toothpaste on my lip
>walks away

>>74564
don't normally call bullshit, but bullshit.