all dat sweet pron

>>33928804 (OP)
>free of HTML cancer
what?

I'd put my dick behind her.

>>33928804 (OP)
She's so beautiful

But her laugh, man.

>>33928818
The Tumblr mobile app is one of the fastest, best designed apps on phones.
Their secret is they do not use a single line of HTML in it.

>>33928804 (OP)
I stopped caring about Yahoo, when they locked my Spades account. I was in the top 500 players, but it was locked because I had the word ``bot'' in the account name.

Ooooh, I was so mad.

The Yahoo press release says they "promise not to screw it up"

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http://yahoo.tumblr.com/

>>33928889
Should have mentioned the porn.

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>>33928930
The CEO of a multi-billion dollar company that has hosted the President of the United States for a dinner fundraiser at her private home should not have mentioned porn.

That's it, i'm out

fuck yahoo

they're going to censor all that porn shit

>>33928974
She's not stupid, you don't get that far if you're stupid.

>>33929009
i hope so m8

How did a hot chick become president of such a large company? Is there porn of her?

Paying 1 billion for a site that makes about 12 million

Sure soundsl like a good idea

>>33929080
I dunno.

>>33928804 (OP)
You're a day late

Meh.

>>33928834
it used to be
you can't set a download location for photos
you can't set a name template for downloading photos
well looking at a full screen photo you can't like it anymore
it has bugs where it likes to refresh sometimes

>>33929084
Tumblr didn't even have ads or want ads until last year.

>>33929009
>you don't get that far if you're stupid.
GWbush used is former president of the USA the most powerful country on earth.

>don't get that far if you're stupid

What a waste of money.

>>33929203
Successful people don't get into politics.

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That was last year, but it was the same price ($1bn).
I guess it's still true this year.

"Maybe perhaps possibly at least Yahoo will be gentle to me." (Tumblr)

>>33929207
facebook paid $30 a head for instagram
yahoo paid $10 a head for tumblr

just because it doesn't make money now, doesn't mean it can't

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>wanting to buy tumblr

It's a great platform but i'd ban all the users

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this is what tumblr users actually think

That dress makes her boobs look nice

>>33929235
Facebook bought Instagram because Instagram was eating their lunch.
Yahoo bought Tumblr because..what? Their users are young, the majority of which don't bother with Yahoo services (old people)
..I'm sorry, but I don't see how this can work.

>>33929313
they bought it because they can pay £10 a head, put some adverts and partner programs in and make mullah

>porn

Hang on, hang on.
They aren't actually getting rid of pornographic material on Tumblr, are they?

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>>33929338
no

>tumblrfags have to deal with yahoo now
in before they flock to 4chan

>>33928804 (OP)
my god, this women's perfect.

>>33929313
I bet marissa thinks david karp is cute, that's why she did it.

quotation: "That’s why it was no surprise to me that David Karp is one of the nicest, most empathetic people I’ve ever met."

hahaha, yeah fuck i'd bang marissa if i could

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>>33929361

>>33929313
she said she wants to make tumblr attractive to the 18-25 year olds, which is quite possible imo

>>33929325
So they spent one billion dollars in the hopes of monetizing tumblr (read: putting up ads & sponsored posts) so they can make money?
I fail to see how this BRILLIANT idea could possibly fail.

all i ever see coming from tumblr is porn gifs...


they paid $1.1billion for pron gifs?

>>33929361

>in before they flock to 4chan

Do you have a time machine?

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>>33929406
well 1) it's not that brilliant idea, it's just what happens everyday in bussiness and one of the ways it can fail, is if users run away because of ads

I still don't understand this move...

Isn't Yahoo already in major financial trouble? How do they even have a billion to sink into an unprofitable shithole like tumblr?

Also, why are most Internet companies ran by MBAs who know NOTHING about the Internet?

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>>33929425
Porn isn't the most popular thing on the site anymore, but the .gifs are there.

>>33929432
>mainstream Internet mega-complex
These hipsters are delusional.

>>33929474
because you don't need to know the internet to know business

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aw, poor tumblr. Their supr sekret club is ruined!

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damn marissa mayer is fucking hot

>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=prXCrcV-T3M

would wreck her so hard but how did a young woman like her become CEO of a huge company?

>>33929477
Tumblr gifs are horrible

>>33929477
that's hot as fuck. I would suck his cock.

>>33929293
tumblr users are the most retarded people on the internet

>>33929508
that's because their video player sucks

the best ones(read worse) are when the are 2-3 frames which nothing happens in, just a shot of someones face

>using an animated gif for a still shot

>>33929474
Yahoo realises its future is being an AOL-like media company

>>33929540
Tumblr does not allow porn videos uploaded to its servers.

>>33929540
There are also a bunch of cancerous gifs where the colour's always off or it's noisy or has an instagram-type filter for some reason. extra shit points if there's a subtitling under it, kill-me-now if it's part of like a wall of gifs

>>33929552
only for a few months now
even outside of porn, they upload 10 second gifs with shitty colour

>>33929474
>Also, why are most Internet companies ran by MBAs who know NOTHING about the Internet?
Because it's a technocracy.

>>33929559
>>33929508
discussing the noise and color of gifs

fucking autists

>>33929493

Warren Buffet knows a ton about business, however, he specifically stayed away from the Internet because he admittedly knows little about it.

>>33929580
tumblr user
yahoo bitch boy

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Oh wow

>>33929235
>yahoo paid $10 a head for tumblr
Tumblr has 175 employees, that's $5.7 million dollars a head for tumblr.
What could possible go wrong?

So what will pol do when this happens?

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>>33929580
>He thinks his liberal arts degree means his B&W gifs of Robert Pattinson makes it valid art

>>33929602
A single person could probably build Instagram and its filters for iOS in a week.

He would never attract Instagram's users and content.
Same with Tumblr.

>>33929595
the ceo of a sausage company which i can't remember is a vegetarian

>>33929602
per USER

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>>33929499

can you imagine what sweet marissa had to go through in college being the only girl in a room full of fat, perverted, sweaty neckbeards ?

>>33929598
What's the point of those meta-tags

>>33929474

"During her 13 years at Google, Marissa held numerous positions, including engineer, designer, product manager, and executive, and launched more than 100 well-known features and products. She played an instrumental role in Google search, leading the product management effort for more than 10 years, a period during which Google Search grew from a few hundred thousand to well over a billion searches per day. Marissa led the development of some of Google's most successful services including image, book and product search, toolbar, and iGoogle, and defined such pivotal products as Google News and Gmail. She is listed as an inventor on several patents in artificial intelligence and interface design."

>>33929203
>>33929637
>can you imagine what sweet marissa had to go through in college being the only girl in a room full of fat, perverted, sweaty neckbeards ?
MBAs are more like jocks.

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>>33929474
Look at this list, Yahoo cannot innovate stuff so they bet on mergers.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_mergers_and_acquisitions_by_Yahoo!


>>33929499
Old photo, she's a mom now.

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>>33929499

>37
>young

>>33929638
I'm not sure. I literally just made an account to laugh at everybody crying at Yahoo buying tumblr.

I guess it's to find other posts with the same tag. But then they just use retarded tags that nobody else is going to use so I really have no idea.

>>33929638

Many just use the tag field as some way of making meta-commentary.

eh tumblr has done this so has every other large website, because it's law

>i'm going to pretend i know stuff so my moaning seams intelligent

If i were yahoo i'd just put the billion in to a phone os, better to waste money there than on this shit hole

>>33929657
So she's officially a MILF now?

>>33929657
>Old photo, she's a mom now.
so what? you fucking neckbeard

she's even hotter now, a Milf.

oh wait, I forgot, i'm on /g/

>>33929648
o nm

>Mayer graduated with honors from Stanford University with a B.S. in symbolic systems and an M.S. in computer science. For both degrees, she specialized in artificial intelligence. In 2009, the Illinois Institute of Technology granted Mayer an honoris causa doctorate degree in recognition of her work in the field of search.[18]

>>33929638

So when other people use the same (similar?) #tag it links them together.

I am not very familiar with social networks, but that seems to be how they determine a trend.

>>33929636
It's terrible how matter how you look at it.
I don't really care though aside from the absurdity of the deal.
Y! is irrelevant to me.

>>33929677
>>33929673
hivemind at its best

>>33929386
Saved, but damn that is hilarious.

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>>33929671
forgot this

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>>33929657
It's the Google strategy bro.

Google buys, on average, one company a week, more than 60 a year.
Google's ads, YouTube, Android, it's all bought.

The only company in tech that doesn't do this is Apple.

>>33929648

Actually, she has a Masters in Computer Science. No MBA.

>>33929673
>>33929677

>MILF

Stop with that feminist propaganda. There's no such thing.

>>33929499
So, for 13 years you didn't see any of the press on Google

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>>33929688
>So when other people use the same (similar?) #tag it links them together.
no, you search tags or track (new stupid thing)
the current search is shit, yahoo will fix it

People forget that yahoo's search is actually better than googles

>>33929647

>Myers thought of and approved the tumblr acquisition all by herself.

>>33929677
Gave birth to a son.
>>33929673
I replied because she isn't a young woman anymore now nerd. I didn't implied she became less hot or not.

>>33929709
'MILF' is a porn term. That said, porn is what allows for feminism.

>>33929709
>feminist propaganda
>word used to rate fuckable mothers on a totally sexual way
wat

>>33929721
Given that meta-tags are integral components of search engines I wonder if Yahoo! will inject a little of their magic into tumblr's search

>>33929661
most people get CEO at 50-60 (not talking about founders). She didn't create yahoo, she came in as newcomer. this is a huge feat.

+ she's a woman which makes this more awesome.

>>33929727
It seems you did not understand my post, now she's the goddess of an stablished porn category. I didn't say she was less fuckable.

They bought the users.

Her post already says it. Combing Yahoo's 'personalization'.

They want to get everyone using Yahoo's products. Mail, search, whatever the fuck Facebook derivative they have.

While I imagine the herds of users, on average is not that bright, they'll still flock away. The problem with the crowd. They're so hip and cultish they'll abandon ship.

Yahoo could have done so much with that money.

If they hadn't been retarded they could have gone Glass route and entered that field.

>>33929709
Wat?

How are single mothers "propaganda"? Do you even into reality?

>>33929695
Hi buddy.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_mergers_and_acquisitions_by_Apple

>>33929709
Didn't American Pie come up with that?

Gimmicky CEO is Gimmicky

>>33929742
She was a pregnant woman when they brought her in actually.

But investors have already made billions in the stock price.

>>33929765
I'm not sure what you're trying to say.

Most of Apple's acquisitions are to get quality engineers.
PA Semi, Intrinsity, Anobit, the 3 largest acquisitions since the iPhone launched were all fabless semiconductors/memory designers.

In fact the only time Apple has bought a company and launched its product as its own in the last few years has been Siri.

And the numbers are still barely 1/30th of what Google buys every year.

>>33929709
Believe it or not, some sick people really like old women

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>>33929742
>more awesome
>rotting and left behind company hires attractive woman CEO to prove it's 'hip' and 'with the times'
>creates PR/media buzz for them
>instead of being smart and say capitalizing on Google shutting down Reader and the like
>first huge move is to buy a flock of shitty trend hopping sheep
>literally repeating Geocities again
>all their coders/talent have left/scouted by other companies actually doing things

>>33928804 (OP)
>Yahoo just confirmed it has bought the world's largest collection of gay porn for $1.1bn.

How much do I get for my hard drive?

>>33929765
>akamai
Really?

>>33929760

I'm confident Yahoo has made some long-term investments, but seriously? Going Glass route?

Yahoo is years behind Google in search capability, something that Yahoo actually has a foundation in. Yahoo has already mentioned that they're not going to go into the mobile OS game in the short term, since they're obviously never going to beat Android & iOS.

Yahoo, at best, right now is only attempting to be the big fish in the small pond.

>>33929786
Did you actually look at the list? They bought practically all of their products.

And yeah, it is a lot less than Google (Sidenote: Have you seen how much stuff Microsoft has bought over the years? They bought fuck loads than I first thought they had) But they definitely do buy other companies.

>>33929803
>not getting that tumblr is one of the fastest growing platforms of the internet

>>33929813
>Yahoo is years behind Google in search capability
You're confusing better search with larger search
yahoo's search has always been better than googles

>>33929756
Quotes should be reversed that was directed to the other guy.
>>33929695
At least Google innovates other than mergers.

>>33929814
Apple bought its products only if you count the NeXT acquisition that brought Steve Jobs back as "buying" the iPhone, iPad, iPod and all the other products that have made them more profits than Google has made in its lifetime.

In total, even the list dating back to 1988 numbers 41 companies. That's less than what Google buys in a year.

>>33929733
>>33929736
>>33929762
>>33929768

Old feminists are responsible for raising the age of consent and demonizing men who are attracted to younger ladies. They're also responsible for this "MILF" trend being taken seriously.

Younger females are more attractive and have a better chance of giving birth to a healthy baby. Old hags are going against nature and the good of the species to make themselves feel better.

>>33929792

They should be institutionalized.

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>>33929823

Yahoo! buys GeoCities - Jan. 28, 1999

Internet search engine Yahoo! Inc. confirmed Thursday it will buy GeoCities, a fast-growing Web site community, in a $3.6 billion deal that will further solidify Yahoo!'s position as a frontrunner in the online popularity contest.

Read more at money.cnn.com

>yahoo signs contract
>tumblr ios app update is pushed a few hours later
>tumblr users tag a screenshot of the update with yahoo
>say the change is happening already


The only reason i can think for buying tumblr is to shut it down and stop this nonsense

>>33929868
>23 year old milf
>old
>shouldn't have anymore children

You're just an angry little boy who hasn't been around very long

>>33929836
>At least Google innovates other than mergers.

You mean apart from Android, On2 and Motorola Mobility?

>>33928804 (OP)
Hopefully they'll kill it.

When I was growing up, Yahoo was a search engine and public web directory which also brought out geocities later on. And their chat services. In the past few years I forgot they existed. What are they supposed to be today?

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>>33929875
There is no dotcom bubble going on right now.

Every single tech company that had an IPO has tanked, except LinkedIn because they got scammed by Morgan Stanley and launched with a very low price.

Pandora, Groupon, Zynga, Facebook they're all down from their IPO, some of them more than 50%.

>>33929909

News portal with misc web services like e-mail & photo. (flickr)

Now with porn blogs. (tumblr)

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>>33929909
A woman run company who just bought a cesspool of liberal hippies.

I just don't get tumblr. There is zero original content on there. It's nothing but hipsters reblogging black and white porn that other people reblogged and people pretending to be high. If you do find something interesting there is zero context or even a source. Get rid of it.

>>33929923
What about Apple, Google, Samsung?

meh. All yahoo google and FB are doing is consolidating existing tech, you can make more money that way, but as soon as something new (there hasnt been anythign new in a while) comes along that refuses to sell out any or all of them could be fucked.

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>fat social justice warriors' insane rantings
>something worth 1.1 billion dollars
pick one

also,
>"monetizing"
>data mining
if I were a legbeard I'd be mad

>With more than 300 million monthly unique visitors and 120,000 signups every day, Tumblr is one of the fastest-growing media networks in the world. Tumblr sees 900 posts per second (!) and 24 billion minutes spent onsite each month.
i always thought tumblr is like 4chan only for furries and fujoshi

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>>33929944
Apple is extremely undervalued compared to their profits and running at a very low EPS.
Google is valued within historic norms compared to its profits.
Samsung is the most corrupt company in the world, they practically own an entire country. They're untouchable.

The only tech company that is obscenely overvalued today is Amazon, and that's only because everyone expects them to be the new Walmart and much more. And that's already priced into the stock, if they fail to deliver it will tank.

>>33929944
Samsung isn't a dot-com company, it's a huge industrial conglomerate.

Apple and Google are highly profitable. Ditto eBay and Amazon.

>>33929868
>They should be institutionalized.
So liking things you don't like means someone should be put in a home? Wow that's totally not an autistic self projection or anything.

>>33929980
Amazon is not profitable.

Photog reporting in
this is somehow good news for me

I've loved the fact that flickr(yahoo) implented sharing options with tumblr and maybe they're going to implement more shared options between flickr and tumblr?

would be awesome

>>33929978
>Apple is extremely undervalued compared to their profits and running at a very low EPS.
apple profits are declining

go away apple shill

>>33929974
somewhere between 4chan and myspace, ya.

>>33929988
According to http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/business-22304280 it has a gross profit margin of 26.6%

>>33929944
>Apple
>high-margin hardware business coupled with strong content ecosystem
>still a large mobile market in the world untapped

>Google
>pretty much leaps and bounds ahead of all other web companies in its scale, reach and investments in many different tech paths.
>while search is still its bread & butter, it has a solid foundation in many other of its products & services.

>Samsung
>it only manufactures everything
>it only sells everything

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>tumblr already started restricting pron

>>33930025
>4chan's users complaining about exposure are totally reasonable
>tumblr's users complaining about exposure are super seekrit club social justice warrior liberal fags

>>33930000

declining profits & being extremely profitable are not mutually exclusive

Apple could stand to lose 50% of its annual profits right now & still be an extremely successful company.

>>33929909
My dad still has yahoo mail. They were associated with our DSL at one time. In any case, Yahoo has a lot of old people's attention.
>>33929931
She's anti-feminist though. OK, she works in a managerial position, but she's married with children.
>>33930025
This had to be obvious. Porn is a bad look, but worse still, for a business to hold that much copyrighted material illegal would be impractical.

>>33930044
>>4chan's users complaining about exposure are totally reasonable
where did i say that?

>>33930018
They made $85m in profit on $16bn revenue.
Amazon's profit margins are less than 1%.

Investors seem happy so long as it keeps raising its revenue, but they'll want to see actual money soon.

>>33930061
>but she's married with children.
that's not anti feminist

that's anti retarded lesbian hairy feminist

>>33930068
>that's anti retarded lesbian hairy feminist
This is what most people mean by anti-feminist, plus she's said she's not a feminist.

>>33930044

4chan is mainstream, it has been for years.

Some boards are worse then others, like this one.

>>33930062
not quoting you, just the general hivemindy thing

What are you currently investing in, /g/?

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>>33930044
4chan isn't being bought by yahoo.... is it?

>>33930098
walls

>>33930064
Investors tend to pay more attention to the gross profit margin, as it doesn't include individual write downs and short term investment, so it's usually a better indicator of long-term profitability.

Net profit is low because they're re-investing heavily back into the business, and once they're done net profits go back up. Last I checked (which was a while ago admittedly) they also had low debt and some decent cash in hand.

>>33930105

Somehow the idea that moot standing alongside tech titans is disturbing.

>>33930105
it'll get bought by disney or like CBS or some shit
if some moron offered moot $1.1b would he decline? fuck no

>people don't know this woman worked for Google.

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>>33930098
5 gallon still for home distillation

>>33930121
>Apr 27, 2009 – In a stunning result, the winner of the third annual TIME 100 poll and new owner of the title World's Most Influential Person is moot.

Welcome to 4 years ago! Joking, you might hav already known, but it still seemed a bit oblivious to say that.

>>33930131
I can't see anyone buying 4chan. Fucking Disney might want a share through a Front-company but I don't think they'd do it with the actual company Disney nor all of it.

Maybe Newgrounds might make an offer, are they still trying to be edgy?

This woman isn't even good enough to be part of the "L Team."

And is apparently not that great an engineer anyway, compared to Amit Singhal.

>>33930169

Enjoy your lack of minerals.

I hope Yahoo buys 4chan and shuts this shithole down once and for all

>>33930098
hose retail group

>>33930176
she has patented serveral google things

>>33930230
home*

>>33930248

Eh, pretty much every middle manager-engineer in Google has like several dozen patents.

Besides, she's one of Google's first employees.

>>33930218
But then we just fill up 7chan, 420chan and anything else anyways, make them big and you end up there with us again.

>>33930218
Somehow I agree with you.

4chan has gone too cancerous.