>>34143316 (OP)
>>Occupation
Any job I want.
>>Salary
900k/yr
>>Living Arrangements
Deceased Grandmother's basement.
>>Dependents
Nicotine, food/water, Sauerbraten, and despair.

>>34143316 (OP)
>>Occupation
Freeloader
>>Salary
Whatever I can steal from my parents
>>Living Arrangements
A bedroom in my parent's house.
>>Dependents
Anime and vidya mostly.

>Occupation
Currently working with my father in his company. I mostly do nothing. I'm planning on getting my own business some time this year or early 2014.
>Salary
Sadly, way more than I work for but barely enough to pay all the bills. I hate living like this but I just got out of college and I'm couldn't find a decent job in my area yet.
>Living Arrangements
I live in a 3 bedroom rented house with my girlfriend. Old but nice house.
>Dependents
None, maybe my girlfriend occasionally when she's broke?

>Occupation
Student
>Salary
$5800 a year
>Living Arrangements
I live at my mother's house
>Dependents
Internet, anime, friends... alcohol too....

>>34143316 (OP)
>Occupation
EECS undergrad at uc berkeley
>salary
$-4,000/year (tfw financial aid/scholarships are not enough)
>Living Arrangements
frat house
>dependents
yo mama

>Occupation
Sysadmin for the city's IT-department
>Salary
About 45k
>Living Arrangements
2 room flat, decent, great living room
>Dependents
Nicotine and coffee.

>>34143316 (OP)
>Occupation
student
>Salary
0$/month
>Living Arrangements
A room in my parents house
>Dependents
Interwebz, Komptah, GNU/Linux

>>34143502
>Nicotine and coffee.
mah nigga

ITT people misusing the word dependent

>>34143391
Hey, are you me?

>>34143502
Oh neat, lets see a nice timestamped pic.

>>34143547
I actually wrote that as sarcasm using the most depressing and pathetic scenario I could think of.

Professor at a respectable college
85k/year + part time at Microsoft (35k-50k)
My house
None. Single and loving every minute of it.

>>34143539
If the majority use a word incorrectly then it becomes correct.

>>34143539
>in this post: autism

vfx supervisor
enough maintain 6 people
rented apartment
Mom, dad, brother, granpa, grandma... and 2 dogs

>>34143585
>part time at Microsoft (35k-50k)
>enemy of my freedom
>>>/out/

>>34143614
No, that just makes them retarded. Everyone saying "1 + 1 = 5" does not make it so.

>>34143316 (OP)

Pet Boarder
Shit, have part time jobs as well
Rent an old but decent house
The wife

>>34143539
I had added that field with the intent of those who browse /g/ having a family. I guess that's isn't very prevalent here.

I also regret not including what degree you have, which was my initial purpose of the thread.

>>34143502
45K as a SysAdmin? Nigga, what are you doing. Move to a company with your experience, you'll be making double that easily.

>>34143316 (OP)
>Shipping Clerk
>$10/hr (about 41k gross combined)
>Own 1200 ft^2 house
>Spouse

>>34143316 (OP)
>Occupation
waiter/bartender
>Salary
minimum wage
>Living Arrangements
parents
>Dependents
motorbikes, computers, booze, weed

what does dependents even mean?

trying to get a sys admin job, only just stopped being NEEt job market its shite.

>>34143614
no

>Occupation
funny joke
>Salary
food stamps
>Living Arrangements
parents
>Dependents
little brother

>>34143643
>having a degree

>>34143663

dependents plural of de·pend·ent
Noun
A person who relies on another, esp. a family member, for financial support.

>>34143638
>implying math is the same as language
No but 1 would eventually be given the value of 2.5

>>34143681
ah i see, then no one.
and i plan to keep it that way.

>>34143316 (OP)
>Occupation
Landscape
>Salary
$10/hr
>Living Arrangements
With father for the time being
>Dependents
Cigarettes, alcohol, and technology.

>Occupation
Network Engineer
>Salary
60K
>Living Arrangements
Apartment
>Dependents
1 Girlfriend in college

>>34143685
2 would have made more sense
MUH BINARY

>Occupation
Econ professor at a city college
>Salary
$70k from CC,
>Living Arrangements
Living at the CC because I'm moving into my own house soon
>Dependents
Wife, someday kids, maybe

>>34143695
work is seasonal, hard to estimate salary

I'm going into my senior year of HS next fall. I currently have my A+ cert and will be taking Intro to Computers this summer followed by Intro to Unix in the fall. What other certs should I acquire and what should I consider as a degree?

>>34143631
No. I bet you don't even have a real project to work on and browse /g/ for stallman and morality. I know your type. You know jack squat. People like you belong in >>>/pol/. I bet your Myers is also INFJ.

>>34143638
>no that just makes them retarded
welcome to language, especially the shining jewel that is english
you should know, being a tard, that plenty of words have switched meanings over the centuries and some completely different meanings
now shut the fuck up

>>34143685
It's the language of formal, pure logic. 1 is always defined as 1, no matter what base you use.

>>34143316 (OP)
>Occupation
Full time university student, studying IT.
>Salary
Approx. AU$14,000pa
>Living Arrangements
Paying minimal amounts to live in the family's investment property. My girlfriend also lives with me.
>Dependents
None, fortunately.

>>34143732
>math is English

>Secretary
>24k, 100% of it goes to 32k student debts from unfinished degree
>Live with mom and dad

>>34143813
>I can't follow the conversation so I'm just going to shitpost
>>34143614

>>34143806
>Occupation
One year out of college, support consultant.
>salary
~$83K USD/yr
>living arrangements
I have an apartment but regularly stay weekends with my family. the majority of my time is spent in a marriott.
>dependents
none

>>34143769
You don't quite understand.

bump

>>34143316 (OP)
>Occupation
PhD student >teachin dem' young adults
>Salary
20k USD / yr., unless I decide to work on side things
>Living arangements
Rent a house with a room mate
>Dependents
None, unless you count my retard roomie

>Occupation
Safety officer, moonshiner, taxi driver and fisherman.
>Salary
A tad bit below 270 000 USD, depending on exchange rate and the catch.
>Living Arrangements
Splitting the rent with my brother for a 72 sq m apartment.
>Dependents
I like videogames and anime and whatnot, but I suppose I'd manage fine without, like I do for half the year.
I guess I really like good food and good wine, I wouldn't like to be without that.

>>34144072
Are you a taxi driver just for life experience or is it not like the movie at all?

>>34144191
Pirate taxi driver, I do it solely to have something to do on my spare time plus that it pays well enough to be worth the bother (About $1000 a weekend would be a careful estimate).
It works pretty well for me, since I live in a small town where everybody knows eachother, but I suppose you might run a risk doing it in a big city.

>Occupation
Assistant at a computer repair shop
>Salary
I get paid bi-weekly £350-395, so roughly $560.
>Living arrangements
My first flat, 2 bedrooms, nothing too flashy.
>Dependents
Nicotine, alcohol, vidya, my gaymen PC, distractions from depression (walking, drinking, smoking, the 3 friends I have) Porn.

One I added
>Age
19

>>34144390
how do you get jobs like this?
My town has no repair shops, and the only ones that are "computer repairs" are just iphone repair shops and "have no need for computer repair skills, we dont get computer requests anymore"

>>34144470
I got the same thing at my local computer store. He said I should take a class on how to replace an iPhone screen.

>Occupation
Student
>Salary
13k a year
>Living Arrangements
Living at home
>Dependents
none

>Occupation
math academia
>Salary
55k/yr
>Living Arrangements
own apartment with gf, soon to be wife
>Dependents
playing MMO's with my best friend, whom i've never seen irl.

>>34144735
It's pretty simple to do, I learnt with a YouTube video

>Occupation
None
>Salary
Zero
>Living Arrangements
Parents
>Dependents
Internet

>Occupation
Nigger (black guy)
>Salary
food stamps + whatever I can steal
>Living Arrangements
some hoes and they kids
>Dependents
fuck that shit mayne

>>34144470
It was my little brothers friends dad who owns the company, he knew I was looking for a job so he took me in. There are like 3 computer repair shops in my town, although we deal with locals not people from miles away. We fix computers almost all the time but Iphones etc are rare.

>Occupation
Carwash and dishwasher
>Salary
~8/hr at both
>Living Arrangements
Parents
>Dependents
Caffeine, nicotine, buying games I never finish

>Occupation
Just got a job at... Fast food. As much as I hate it I had to for reasons I won't go in to.
>Salary
Minimum wage, part time...
>Living Arrangements
I had to move with my parents due to financial instability after school.
>Dependents
I don't know.
Considering an hero

>Occupation
unemployed
>Salary
none
>Living Arrangements
2 bed/1 bath apt. with 2 roomates, $250/mo.
>Dependents
none

Just out of college, job starts in August. Living off my savings and doing a whole lotta nothing right now.

>>34144942
>Considering an hero
P- pls don't.

>Occupation
Sales and Support at phone and cumputer department of a electronics shop
>Salary
1k USD pr month
>Living Arrangements
Living with my dad
>Dependents
Shelter and food till i finish school.

>Occupation
Navy IT
>Salary
Shit. But free housing and food and good college benifits
>Living Arrangements
Shit
>Dependents
None

>>34145039
Try telling that to over 2/3rds of this site.

>>34145039
I WON'T <3
Your intervention has saved me. ;-; give me a hug.

Actually I wasn't serious. I guess no dependents...