Are you on the list?
i'm probably on several lists
Probably. I searched ammonium nitrate not that long ago. I'm pretty sure that searching that one phrase is enough for them to watch all my electronic activities in real time, have two FBI agents tail me 24/7, and kidnap my family and throw them in gitmo.Land of the free.
>>34993785 (OP)Did we ever get any real confirmation that list was real? It seemed pretty doubtful to me, it had a ton of extremely common words.
What's this list?
Well I've looked up how to make explosives on google, so I'm certain I'm on a list somewhere. Have you got a link to that site? Looks kinda fun.
I looked up optocoupler yesterday. Probably on the list as well.
>>34993785 (OP)lol what site is that?
>>34993907What level of confirmation do you want? I would say Obama and half Europe going monkeymad while Putin is rofling is good indicative.
I Googled several radioactive elements for my Chemistry homework. I probably ended up on a list.
>>34994051http://nsa.motherboard.tv/
lel
>>34993907Never mind, I just found it in an official DHS Freedom of Information Act release.http://www.scribd.com/doc/82701103/Analyst-Desktop-Binder-REDACTED
>>34993785 (OP)The NSA is watching me as much as they possibly can. I'm not in anyway a threat to them, but the random shit I downloaded and wrote on the internet which is probably blacklisted would make any paranoid NSA worker shit his pants and it would only get worse when he realizes the US has no jurisdiction where I live.
>>34994102Stop holding my love hostage. My emotions are like a tornado of fundamentalist wildfire.*dun goof correction
hostage
tornado
fundamentalist wildfire
>>34994149>the US has no jurisdiction where I live>implying jurisdiction stopped them before
>>34994196I realize this. But like I said, I am no threat, and even if they considered me I am too inactive to risk the political attention that would arise from 'getting to me'.
i like canada more than americapls no jail
A whole botnet of us are going to the Anthrax show–Toxic Holocaust is opening. It's going to be explosive.
>>34993785 (OP)I use tor, https on sites that support it, and I've downloaded truecrypt before. I also read news about software security, and I watch jewtube videos of mexican cartels, OS vulnerabilities and exploits, and other documentaries on gangs/mafias out of curiosity.Even typing this out just activated like 20 keywords, putting me on my 17th list.
>>34994223where you at boy?
>>34994258Are you using GNU/Linux?
I took organic chemistry 1 and 2 last year so I'm sure they tagged me looking up loads of chemicals.
You guys realize that they only check for these keywords in public posts, right? Texting or emailing them isn't going to do anything.
>Secret Service Porkin': the best human to animal porn ever filmed in a FEMA trailer.wuuuut
I post on stormfront alot.Am I on a list?
>>349942734chan is public, This was intended for twitter, which is also public.
>>34994267Of course. I also use full disk encryption.
>>34994169Hey, can I crash at your house tonight? I gotta cool off because work was devastating. It really bombed. One time, I almost flat out blew up at this stupid customer who didn't know how to shut up and kept calling me a soup terrorist.
devastating
blew up
terrorist
>>34994259Across the atlantic.
>>34994302Oh god this stuff is good. >can we have a terrorist keyword thread?
I'm positive anything written in Arabic gets you flagged.
>>34994291In that case why even bother? They're legitimately filtering for suspicious posts through data that's public anyway.
>>34994102cheers
>>34994302*it really bombed
>>34994336Oh＿sh*t.JPEG
>>34994352What the? I know I put a code tag abound "bombed"
>>34993785 (OP)That thing is not random, I saw someone post the exact same thing I got.
>>34994364Let me try. bombed
>>34994371I know :/[spoiler]program a truely random one[/spoiler]
Maybe. I Googled "Boston bombing" and "Bath school bombing"
>>34994364really? testing code wrapped bombed
I que pasa si hablo espanol instead? Do their 300 word list is just in english?
>>34994379What the fuck?bombedbombbampedbombingBombedBOMBED
bombing
>>34994364Forbidden because the NSA has to be able to find the keyword without any inconvenience.
>>34994383>truely randomYou don't want to get there
>>34994388what the fuck? bombed and doinitrite
doinitrite
>>34994392It's time to do some bombedbombbampedbombingBombedBOMBED
bombedbombbampedbombingBombedBOMBED
>>34994401Ok fine, pseudo random
bomb my anus, faggots[/spoiler]
NSA here, I'm monitoring this thread, please go on with your activities.
>>34994392la bombawombwombatcomb
la bomba
What does "PLO" mean?I got: In one possible future, terrorists exploited the weapons grade plutonium the Doc stashed in his DeLorean.So what does PLO mean?P.L.O., peace to that nigga BarryanoWord up, let's take him to the bridge, Verrazano
weapons grade
plutonium
P.L.O., peace to that nigga BarryanoWord up, let's take him to the bridge, Verrazano
bush hid the facts
>>34994438bonesomecomeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
aaaaaaa
aaaaaaaa
aaaaaaaaa
>>34994452Palestinian Liberation Organization
>>34994472Ah, so it's a length limit then.
>>34994452>What does "PLO" mean?christ, now i feel old
wouldnt terrorists just talk in code? lolimagine them tweeting HEY GUYS LETS EXPLODE THAT BUILDING TOMORROE
www.fuckthensa.com
>>34994512reported
>>34994472dabomb
Airborne Toxic Event is always fun. It's also the name of a sick rock band.These are lame
Airborne Toxic Event
>>34994512Encrypted text.
>>34994527reported
How the fuck is loli on that list?
>He thinks they filter through his data using regex instead of advanced filtering techniques that can understand the context in which those words are used.
>>34994512Also no terrorist would talk about ops on clearnet unless they were extremely stupid. Hell, they wouldn't even talk about it on deepweb sites. Terrorism is a very low-tech tradecraft.
>>34994573Possible CP trafficking.
>>34994573[√] Enlisted
>>34994589[√] Enlisted
>>34994578>implying you wouldn't use regex to find the context of the words
>>34994573Fucking "Cloud" is on that list, if I remember right. Of course loli is gonna be on it.
Drill my cloud, Calderon.
>>34994615I'm going to upload all my fundamentalist islamic terrorist loli to the cloud
>>34994582No, using encryption would raise suspicion. If you keep it clear, they delete it in months, if its encrypted, they'll keep it forever.>Hey guys, lets go eat cheese pizza next week!
>>34994573Damn now I'll have to cut back on saying how much I hate those kinds of people. It's the right thing to do though.
>>34994578>what is NPLA pile of shit, that's what it is.
>>34994654>my last cheese pizza was a bit runny
>>34994102>Someday all our critical infrastructure - bridges, ports, fusion centers - will be made in China or Mexico.
>Erosion of US hegemony is a disaster. We ignored the warnings and outsourced an avalanche of jobs to China.That actually made sense.
>>34994713They're not random, from the looks of it they've all been written by people to be humorous.
>>34994731Yeah, that's clear now. I thought it was madlibbed or something
Why the hell is "aid" on the list?
>Q: Who'd win in a gunfight? The Taliban, FARC, Hezbollah, or Hamas? The catch: No suicide bombers.
gunfight
Taliban, FARC, Hezbollah, or Hamas
suicide bombers
Like fundamentalist Christians never committed acts of terror.
This should be an extension instead, just right click the text box and click 'add nsa nonsense'
>>34993785 (OP)>Are you on the list?I'm German, so I was in the "front line" of the cold war, which also means I've been spied on by the US for most of the cold war and as recent reports show it still continues. I guess that counts as a yes.
She sez I have a suspicious package, but I don't have an infection. Unless it's a mutation. I h8 crabs
suspicious package
infection
mutation
>>34994797THISSOMEBODY SHOULD DO THIS
>>34994821So basically like M-x spook?
>>34994767Why the hell is flu there?
>>34994689>le disgusted nsa worker face
>>34994654>Encrypt data>Use TOR/VPN>Don't mention anything specific>Use code when possible>Change code often>Flood this encrypted data with garbage data>Only discuss specifics in personLike I said, only a retard would discuss ops on facebook.
>China told North Korea to do a botnet attack so it mailed the FBI a bag filled w plastic ricin coated R2D2s
>>34994855>Abizz Abdul Arafat invited you to the event "Blow Up White House PS DON'T TELL ANYBODY"
>>34994889>Who's bringing the supplies? I've got the C4!
>>34994889You're definitely on a list now.
>>34994913brb doorbell
google thisHow Do I Join Al Qaeda And Where Can I Download Child Porn
>>34994913I'm pretty sure everyone on this board, and probably on the site, is on a list.
Outbreak ContaminationExposureVirus Evacuation Bacteria Recall Ebola Food PoisoningFoot and Mouth (FMD)H5N1 Avian Flu Salmonella Small Pox PlagueHuman to humanHuman to AnimalInfluenza Center for Disease Control(CDC) Drug Administration (FDA)Public HealthToxic Agro Terror Tuberculosis (TB)Agriculture ListeriaSymptomsMutation ResistantAntiviralWavePandemic InfectionWater/air borneSick SwinePork
>>34994929>Human to humanThat's my fetish.
>>34994940Vanilla faggot.
>>34994923
>>34994927He just made a thread regarding Obizzle. He's at the top now.
>>34994947threat*
>>34994947I just realized, why isn't the word "Obongo" on the list?
>>34994889>157 likes
>>34994923Cool.
>>34994940ON THE LIST!
>>34994970>For every 1000 likes, I will send a mail bomb to a random infidel
>>34994958I've never heard it used outside of this site.
>>34994975>Yahoo answershah
>>34994993Definitely on the list.
>>34995001
Hello, Agent Johnson! How's the wife and kids? I hope you don't have to stay late on my behalf.
>>34994993>liek dis if u prayz alla
>>34993785 (OP)The problem with the "anyone might be on their list" argument is that if it was true, then their lists would be useless.But people are too much of a bunch of moral cowards to make the real argument: the people who really get on their lists are more likely to be terrorists (e.g. Muslim or right wing extremists) but those people deserve privacy as long as they stay within the law.So if people weren't a bunch of cowards they would be advocating using Google translate and browsing and posting on Islamic extremist sites. But that isn't a palatable message.
>>34995028Upminareted!
>>34995040>Implying the NSA doesn't collect all data from anybody no matter what nation/list status
>>34994923welp im boned
Cyber securityBotnetDDOS (dedicated denial of service)Denial of serviceMalwareVirusTrojanKeyloggerCyber Command2600SpammerPhishingRootkitPhreakingCain and abelBrute forcingMysql injectionCyber attackCyber terrorHackerChinaConfickerWormScammersSocial media>dedicated denial of service>dedicatedwut?
well, how long has the surveillance been going on? i googled Anarchist Cookbook and pipe bombs a while ago. about a week later i googled fireworks.
>>34995062At least you didn't get a one month ban from 4chan for asking how to kidnap the president for a minimum of 6 hours...Shut up, it was for a cyberpunk novel.
>>34995070Since about 2006 or so.
>>34995067>dedicated denial of service>dedicatedAn undedicated DoS would be like doing "ping -f targetip" and calling it a day. A dedicated DoS is where you really mean it and are bringing 110% effort.
>>34995067>BotnetDamn you /g/, you've condemn me!
>>34993785 (OP)No because I encrypt all my connections. Including this one.
>>34993785 (OP)I'll put you on a damn list.
>>34995061Check the latest PRISM slides. They target specific individuals, and they don't target US citizens.
I hate niggersYEEEEEEEP
niggers
>>34995067What's wrong with the number 2600?
>>34995121 and they don't target US citizens.Uh huh.
>>34995121Thats wrong actually. No I am not the same guy, different person here.You are a jew.
>>34995135Name of an old-skool hacking magazine
>>34995135welcome to the list
I want to be on a list, how do I do it?Obama really bombed his last speech about terrorists at the white house if you ask me. And he really went up in flames when talking about those silly Anthrax letters. Sometimes I really think his policies are hazardous, some might say toxic, for America and Americans.Think that will do it?
Are there any video porn streaming websites which support SSL?
>>34995174Nah. Make a direct, specific threat on Facebook. That will get a three-letter agency's attention
>>34995150>>34995153http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-srv/special/politics/prism-collection-documents/?hpid=z1See where it says "targeting selectors" and "research and validate NO USPERS"?People who embellish something bad that they oppose, are not effectively opposing it because they imply that the ebellishment is a necessary part of the argument.PRISM is bad enough for what it is, without implying it is a giant datastore with everyone in the world's private communications.
It's all over.. We're in the system.
>>34995195Or say pretty much anything bad about Jews. They will just turn it into "harassment" or something to get around the first amendment.http://abovethelaw.com/2013/04/law-student-arrested-for-anti-semitic-racist-threatening-comments/
I want to get a job as the guy who gets to name all these secret programs.
>>34995103>Former NSA employee Margaret Newsham claims that she worked on the configuration and installation of software that makes up the ECHELON system while employed at Lockheed Martin, for whom she worked from 1974 to 1984 in Sunnyvale, California, US, and in Menwith Hill, England, UK.
I think it's about time to join freenet
>>34995235Haha visiting /g/ is probably an automatic watch list by now
Just in case you need suggestions
>>34995236Did you even read what you just posted? She did a hell of a lot more than just anti-semitism.Protip: Slander and credible threats of violence are not protected speech.
>>34993898I bought Ammonium Nitrate on the internet (from UnitedNuclear.com) with my dad's credit card when I was in middle school.He can't go through an airport without getting a special security screening now. I'm actually not kidding.
>>34995315why would you do that?
>>34995294But her statements were nowhere close to the original statement>Make a direct, specific threat on Facebook. That will get a three-letter agency's attentionThere were no slander or credible threats of violence. If there were, she would be charged with them instead of something vague like "harassment"
>>34995315My stepfather wired $50,000 to a friend in Pakistan (VERY long story), and he never gets extra screening. If that's not enough to put someone on a watch list, then the DHS is completely incompetent.
>>34995351Edgy bomb making kid, I suppose.
>>34995237Only people not on the list get to name secret programs
>>34995315Welcome to the list
>>34995355>I hate you so much I would like to see you butchered.Outside of 4chan, statements like this are normally considered "credible threats of violence."
>>34995380But still, what she was arrested for was "harassment" related to her "anti-semitic" comment.
>>34995380How is it a threat to say you would like to see someone butchered? A threat would be something like "I will butcher you"
>>34995365Well, my dad is also pretty badly behaved in airports. He can't sit still so he ends up just like, walking out of security lines and then trying to get back in later and stuff. So that probably doesn't help.
>>34995380How mild things get turned in 4chan. This is a happy place.
>>34995368>>34995351Not bombs, just water activated fire to impress the neighbor kids.http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M3DkNwnnFuo
This seems so stupid, they must have some kind of neckbeard filter to keep retards tagged as being highly irrelevant to not waste more then minimal processing on.
>>34995424i got singled out and searched with those dogs once at an airport, i guess it was because i was some 20yo guy by himself with a large suitcase, long hair, and a beard that made me seem suspiciousupside is that it took 10 seconds and i effectively skipped the big ass line i was in
>>34995480>terrorists start posting about GNU/Linux so that they get put on the "irrelevant" list
>>34995524[x] Listed
>>34995524ما كنت في اشارة الى لينكس، هو في الواقع، جنو / لينكس، أو كما لقد اتخذت مؤخرا لوصفه بأنه، بالإضافة إلى لينكس GNU. لينكس ليس نظام تشغيل في حد ذاته، إلا أن عنصر مجانا بدلا من آخر نظام جنو تعمل بكامل طاقتها المفيدة التي GNU corelibs، وشركة شل المرافق ومكونات النظام الحيوية تتألف من نظام التشغيل بالكامل كما هو محدد من قبل POSIX.I hope 4chan doesn't filter Arabic characters.
>>34995557>GNU GNU POSIXi detect a stallman pasta
I wonder if the NSA knows the identity of Satoshi Nakamoto (Bitcoin 'guy')
>>34994392Newfags don't know that certain short words don't code
>>34995581"Satoshi Nakamoto" is a fictitious person invented by the NSA.
>>34995604[citation needed]
>>34995610citation: some asshole on /g/ said it good enough for them!
>>34995610IT FITSThat's all the proof I need
>>34995610it's true my dad works for bitcoin and he told me
>>34995610better safe than sorry
I work for the NSA. So I am really getting a kick out of most of these replies. Some of you guys are very good at making it sound like you know what you are talking about. But trust me.... You don't. I think you just want to make yourself sound smart, when in reality you dont know what you are talking about. This is how bad info gets passed around. If you dont know about the topic....Dont make yourself sound like you do. Cuz some 4channers belive anything they hear.
>>34993785 (OP)>that font renderingvomiting_chinese_cartoon_girl.png
>>34995671[x] Top of the list
>>34995290cute gorilla faceshhiiittt
>>34995628>>34995631>>34995639/g/'s idea of proof.
>>34995714If 6 posters confirm it, it's good enough for me.>bitcoin logic
>2013>n07 u51ng 1337
>>34995746/g/ is more likely to believe a hardluck story or indulge their victim complex than actually acknowledge proof ironic neckbeard atheists are ironic
>>34994406Heh, why did Bombed count as a keyword?
I just went to 4chan, posted as Anonymous. The system at that site really is the bomb. Too bad the website has a dirty infection of fucking children who scream and cry about botnets and shit like that.
Anonymous
dirty infection
fucking children
botnets
>>34995786I think because it was Capitalized
Capitalized
I'd hack facebook and exterminate all the botnet loving jews to free my Anonymous homeland of all those filthy swines who have infected this place since 2600.>please don't arrest I'm just making a ruse joke
>muh tinfoil hat shit>muh conspiracies
>>34994797>>34994828import threat lock picking Croatian Blowpipe BCCI csystems SouthAfrica wire transfer Ermes MD4 sniper White House 2600 Magazine halconbemd csim CIA class struggle TWA Aldergrove SDI advisors SCUD missileinvestigation Noriega IRA Firewalls Axis of Evil cypherpunkNazi Arnett interception plutonium Treasury monarchist InfoSec LABLINKunderground SDI military eternity server constitution jihad CDCbank Albright New World Order Watergate Croatian explosion Audiotelthreat NORAD Blowfish diwn Chobetsu Bletchley Park Cocaine Verisignundercover Comirex CBNRC KGB Juiliett Class Submarine Guantanamocondor AMW Pine Gap SRI RSA IDEA Fedayeen underground GlockMerlin Mafia Becker infowar blackjack domestic disruption IDEAAfghanistan Kennedy mailbomb Skipjack assassination Clinton 64Vauxhall Cross crackingrs9512c Clinton Aldergrove Chobetsu bootleg supercomputer ICEenforcers Treasury propaganda Becker quarter Kennedy assassinationFt. Meade2spooky4me
import threat lock picking Croatian Blowpipe BCCI csystems SouthAfrica wire transfer Ermes MD4 sniper White House 2600 Magazine halconbemd csim CIA class struggle TWA Aldergrove SDI advisors SCUD missileinvestigation Noriega IRA Firewalls Axis of Evil cypherpunkNazi Arnett interception plutonium Treasury monarchist InfoSec LABLINKunderground SDI military eternity server constitution jihad CDCbank Albright New World Order Watergate Croatian explosion Audiotelthreat NORAD Blowfish diwn Chobetsu Bletchley Park Cocaine Verisignundercover Comirex CBNRC KGB Juiliett Class Submarine Guantanamocondor AMW Pine Gap SRI RSA IDEA Fedayeen underground GlockMerlin Mafia Becker infowar blackjack domestic disruption IDEAAfghanistan Kennedy mailbomb Skipjack assassination Clinton 64Vauxhall Cross crackingrs9512c Clinton Aldergrove Chobetsu bootleg supercomputer ICEenforcers Treasury propaganda Becker quarter Kennedy assassinationFt. Meade
>>34994388lelBOMBED
bombedI feel like I'm being rused.
Clean VM, Foreign VPS, + I2P + TOR relaySay absolutely anything you want. You won't get caught.
>>34995956You just made the list
>>34995976I'm on a double hop right now so I'm relatively safe.
>>34995929It's just a length filter, apparently. The code tags won't work on anything less than 7 characters.
>>34994767>"You've made a remarkable recovery Mr Mercury. Down to a single AID!"
>>34995956>yfw FBI owns over half of Tor nodes, rendering the network useless>yfw NSA mathmeticians invented all the encryption used by I2P so they have all the backdoors>yfw USA can easily invade those foreign countries/companies because fuck yousometimes I really hate this police world
>>34993785 (OP)Why is pork a keyword
>>34993985>Well I've looked up how to make explosives on googlenot using T@rsilly anon
>>34996109I slamor iSlam - the only Apple patended strap-on
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