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Last weekend we conducted 4chan PMQ/Q&A #3, with 1400 people contributing 4500 posts over 22 hours. I managed to spend the better part of a day answering as many questions as possible—thread here.
Since loading large threads can be a bit of a pain on slower computers, you can also see my replies from the /q/ index (hover over the "Administrator Replies" quotelinks).

Thanks to everyone who asked questions and participated!
Google I/O live thread no. 134(...) Sticky
05/15/13(Wed)11:57 No.33806077
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Livestream: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9pmPa_KxsAM

New and redesign maps, gmail, android, Nexus 7, messaging, wallet, chrome.

Maybe if we make enough of these threads we'll get a sticky. This fucker if 3 times the length of apple keynotes.
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)11:59 No.33806101
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)11:59 No.33806101
IDS HABBENING
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)11:59 No.33806103
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)11:59 No.33806103
I hope Android 4.3 is more than just minor fixes
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)11:59 No.33806105
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)11:59 No.33806105
Live blog with pics: http://live.theverge.com/live-google-io-2013/
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)11:59 No.33806108
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)11:59 No.33806108
ITS HABBANING
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)11:59 No.33806120
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)11:59 No.33806120
HURR WE GOOOOO
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)12:00 No.33806130
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)12:00 No.33806130
Bumping for ocuntdown
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)12:00 No.33806132
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)12:00 No.33806132
>COUNTDOWN
HABBENDING
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)12:00 No.33806134
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)12:00 No.33806134
>>33806077 (OP)
HABBIBIBNIGNIGIN!!!!
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)12:00 No.33806137
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)12:00 No.33806137
>1min
SHIT
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)12:00 No.33806138
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)12:00 No.33806138
20 SECONDS
>>
LAwLz !LAwLzaWU1A
05/15/13(Wed)12:00 No.33806144
LAwLz !LAwLzaWU1A 05/15/13(Wed)12:00 No.33806144
Another Live Stream Link.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XclVwJP5GdM
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)12:00 No.33806145
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)12:00 No.33806145
ITS HAPPENING
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)12:00 No.33806146
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)12:00 No.33806146
>>33806077 (OP)
surprised no ron paul gif yet
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)12:00 No.33806147
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)12:00 No.33806147
THE LETTER B
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)12:00 No.33806155
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)12:00 No.33806155
MUSIC
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)12:00 No.33806156
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)12:00 No.33806156
dis countdown
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)12:00 No.33806159
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)12:00 No.33806159
fasten your seatbelts
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)12:01 No.33806165
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)12:01 No.33806165
DAFT PUNK PLAYING
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)12:01 No.33806167
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)12:01 No.33806167
If they don't fly in with google glas i will be disappointed.
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)12:01 No.33806186
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)12:01 No.33806186
Livestream with WOZ:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Q9TYUr-Teo
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)12:02 No.33806195
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)12:02 No.33806195
ALIVE
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)12:02 No.33806201
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)12:02 No.33806201
[BOTNET INTENSIFIES]
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)12:03 No.33806226
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)12:03 No.33806226
How do you like that Google uses OS X in their demos lel
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)12:03 No.33806228
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)12:03 No.33806228
>>33806201
Assuming Direct Control

I LOVE GOOGLE
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)12:03 No.33806231
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)12:03 No.33806231
>millions on youtube
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)12:03 No.33806234
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)12:03 No.33806234
who?
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)12:03 No.33806236
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)12:03 No.33806236
>everyone in the audience is fat

welcome to murrika
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)12:03 No.33806244
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)12:03 No.33806244
Vic [spoiler]Bazinga[/spoiler]

>millions watching on youtube
>youtube says it's only 84k
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)12:04 No.33806245
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1 MILLION

>surprises
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)12:04 No.33806246
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)12:04 No.33806246
>"1million watching right now on youtube"

>23,612 watching now

hmm
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)12:04 No.33806259
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)12:04 No.33806259
WE STICKY NOW
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)12:04 No.33806261
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)12:04 No.33806261
Developers = 1
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)12:04 No.33806263
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)12:04 No.33806263
WE STICKY NOW
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)12:04 No.33806265
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)12:04 No.33806265
>>33806245
80k here
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)12:04 No.33806267
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)12:04 No.33806267
here's why i'll never be able to be a top level person at a company: i'll never be able to spout bullshit like that guy just did
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)12:04 No.33806270
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)12:04 No.33806270
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close enough
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)12:04 No.33806271
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)12:04 No.33806271
>1 million
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)12:04 No.33806278
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)12:04 No.33806278
>>33806246
>>33806245
>>33806244
>>33806231
autism
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)12:04 No.33806280
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)12:04 No.33806280
INDIAN DUDE
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)12:04 No.33806282
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)12:04 No.33806282
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HE SAID DEVELOPERS!
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)12:04 No.33806285
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)12:04 No.33806285
[STICKY INTENSIFIES]
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)12:04 No.33806286
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)12:04 No.33806286
>>33806245
>>33806246
Says 90k over here, but yeah. Guess it's not that reliable.
>>
LAwLz !LAwLzaWU1A
05/15/13(Wed)12:05 No.33806288
LAwLz !LAwLzaWU1A 05/15/13(Wed)12:05 No.33806288
>>33806245
There are several streams though.
Probably not 1 million, but well over 100,000.
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)12:05 No.33806292
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)12:05 No.33806292
tech support guy
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)12:05 No.33806296
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)12:05 No.33806296
>sticky
Here we go.
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)12:05 No.33806298
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)12:05 No.33806298
take your bets now faggots
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)12:05 No.33806299
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)12:05 No.33806299
>Google outsourced their keynote to the indian callcentre
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)12:05 No.33806300
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)12:05 No.33806300
is this google io or an indian train car?

jesus christ havent seen this many patels since ghandi was in theatres
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)12:05 No.33806301
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)12:05 No.33806301
>>33806245
>>33806265
>>33806246
They count every stream including hangouts
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)12:05 No.33806303
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)12:05 No.33806303
>>33806270
>>33806245
>not realizing that each youtube server is only reporting the people watching on that server
>>
Brogief !!ZMdJZk/jbR7
05/15/13(Wed)12:05 No.33806307
Brogief !!ZMdJZk/jbR7 05/15/13(Wed)12:05 No.33806307
YESYESYES IT BEGINS
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)12:05 No.33806309
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)12:05 No.33806309
>windows = old shitty pc
NICE ONE GOOGLE
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)12:05 No.33806311
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)12:05 No.33806311
"And I said to myself, PRAISE GANESH! Google is the future!"
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)12:05 No.33806313
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)12:05 No.33806313
>all this indian Apu-blahblah
ENGLISH, MOTHERFUCKER
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)12:05 No.33806317
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)12:05 No.33806317
vindoz
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)12:05 No.33806318
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)12:05 No.33806318
How many most important moments in PC history have we already had? SRSLY.
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)12:06 No.33806326
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)12:06 No.33806326
thanks ghanesh but get to the good part pls
>>
LAwLz !LAwLzaWU1A
05/15/13(Wed)12:06 No.33806327
LAwLz !LAwLzaWU1A 05/15/13(Wed)12:06 No.33806327
>>33806286
It's because there are several streams.
See:
>>33806077 (OP)
>>33806144
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)12:06 No.33806328
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)12:06 No.33806328
>this is the Steve Jobs of Android

lel
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)12:06 No.33806333
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)12:06 No.33806333
>picture on right

I hate what our society has become.
>>
Nightblast !jO9wAiorb2
05/15/13(Wed)12:06 No.33806338
Nightblast !jO9wAiorb2 05/15/13(Wed)12:06 No.33806338
>we google glass first
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)12:06 No.33806341
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)12:06 No.33806341
what is this indian talking about
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)12:06 No.33806342
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)12:06 No.33806342
>Pope John Paul Two
he's not a hollywood sequel
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)12:06 No.33806343
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)12:06 No.33806343
>>33806333
This.
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)12:06 No.33806344
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)12:06 No.33806344
>>33806303
Nah the red bull jump had like 2 million live youtube viewers.
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)12:06 No.33806355
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)12:06 No.33806355
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We botnet now
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)12:06 No.33806357
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)12:06 No.33806357
>>33806318
Countless.

It's a good time to be alive.
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)12:07 No.33806358
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)12:07 No.33806358
>>33806333
>lets all take a picture so we can share the moment with all the other people who took pictures of the same thing

>no one actually experiences things through their own eyes anymore
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)12:07 No.33806360
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)12:07 No.33806360
damn this introduction sounds like a shitty project introduction

GET ON ALREADY
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)12:07 No.33806362
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)12:07 No.33806362
>sensors that can feel
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)12:07 No.33806363
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)12:07 No.33806363
Google products confirmed to be able to feel
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)12:07 No.33806364
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)12:07 No.33806364
>>33806333
gotta get them instagrem followers, man
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)12:07 No.33806365
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)12:07 No.33806365
>>33806341
ganesh and curry
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)12:07 No.33806369
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)12:07 No.33806369
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>He's wearing a Pebble smartwatch
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)12:07 No.33806374
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)12:07 No.33806374
>>exploding devices
>>CPU SCREENS
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)12:07 No.33806376
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)12:07 No.33806376
SMART WATCH CONFIRMED
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)12:07 No.33806380
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)12:07 No.33806380
Is he wearing the watch? It's so flat and shiny
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)12:07 No.33806381
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)12:07 No.33806381
>>33806362
>tfw
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)12:07 No.33806387
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)12:07 No.33806387
>this is for you, the developers
>proceeds to give patronising talk about how people use phones
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)12:07 No.33806388
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)12:07 No.33806388
JOURNEY OF PERSONAL COMPUTING
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)12:07 No.33806389
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)12:07 No.33806389
>>33806327
Makes sense.
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)12:07 No.33806393
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)12:07 No.33806393
I'm trying to stream it from the I/O app on my Nexus 4, but the video is constantly stopping (the sounds continues to play)

Anyone experiencing the same?
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)12:07 No.33806394
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)12:07 No.33806394
BUZZWORD BINGO BINGO BINGO BINGO
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)12:07 No.33806397
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)12:07 No.33806397
>>33806369
his shirt is purple too lolz
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)12:07 No.33806398
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)12:07 No.33806398
muh diversity stock photos
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)12:08 No.33806402
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)12:08 No.33806402
test
>>
Guy Incognito !!Czae4KQs0ob
05/15/13(Wed)12:08 No.33806403
Guy Incognito !!Czae4KQs0ob 05/15/13(Wed)12:08 No.33806403
Thank you glorious botnet
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)12:08 No.33806405
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)12:08 No.33806405
my god that hyderabadi accent

#biryani
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)12:08 No.33806406
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)12:08 No.33806406
muh multiculti
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)12:08 No.33806411
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)12:08 No.33806411
WE BOTNET NAO
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)12:08 No.33806413
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)12:08 No.33806413
Chrome is however irrelevant.
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)12:08 No.33806414
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)12:08 No.33806414
DAT WATCH
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)12:08 No.33806419
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)12:08 No.33806419
>>33806398
blackmancomputer.jpg
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)12:08 No.33806422
>strean crasges
GODDAMNIT GOOGLE GET YOUR SERVERS TOGETHER
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)12:08 No.33806423
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)12:08 No.33806423
>tfw part of the botnet
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)12:08 No.33806424
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)12:08 No.33806424
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>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)12:08 No.33806426
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)12:08 No.33806426
>>33806362
i wish i could feel

;_;
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)12:08 No.33806427
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)12:08 No.33806427
lol chrome is most popular browser


YEAH RIGHT NIGGER
>>
Brogief !!ZMdJZk/jbR7
05/15/13(Wed)12:08 No.33806428
Brogief !!ZMdJZk/jbR7 05/15/13(Wed)12:08 No.33806428
THE BOTNET IS NOW
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)12:08 No.33806430
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)12:08 No.33806430
I wonder how GOOG stocks are going to be today?
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)12:08 No.33806432
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)12:08 No.33806432
>most popular botnet in the world
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)12:08 No.33806433
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)12:08 No.33806433
>Chome
>Most popular browser
lel
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)12:09 No.33806435
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)12:09 No.33806435
DURKA DURKA JIHAD
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)12:09 No.33806438
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)12:09 No.33806438
>he nods
>audience starts clapping
Well this is suspicious
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)12:09 No.33806441
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)12:09 No.33806441
DEVELOLLOLOPERS
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)12:09 No.33806443
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)12:09 No.33806443
Get on with it.
Muh autism demands that you already announce what fucking products you're going to offer.
IT FUCKING DE-MANDS IT!
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)12:09 No.33806445
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)12:09 No.33806445
[APPLAUSE]
[CLAPPING]
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)12:09 No.33806448
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)12:09 No.33806448
"DEVILPERS"
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)12:09 No.33806449
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)12:09 No.33806449
>building things like
>google reader
>google wave
>google keep
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)12:09 No.33806453
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)12:09 No.33806453
>>33806427
even old people know to download chrome first thing, what else could be the most popular?
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)12:09 No.33806454
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)12:09 No.33806454
>>33806261
+= 1
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)12:09 No.33806455
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)12:09 No.33806455
any ircs talking this conference? at work and cant stream watch but can irc
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)12:09 No.33806456
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)12:09 No.33806456
>>33806422
>Third world internet.
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)12:09 No.33806457
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)12:09 No.33806457
>>33806427
>>33806433
it is, check some stats
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)12:09 No.33806464
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)12:09 No.33806464
>>33806422
this is the best stream I have ever seen
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)12:09 No.33806465
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)12:09 No.33806465
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>robot unicorn attack icon
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)12:09 No.33806466
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)12:09 No.33806466
>>33806313
3edgy5me
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)12:09 No.33806467
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)12:09 No.33806467
>>33806435
JIDF pls go
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)12:09 No.33806468
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)12:09 No.33806468
somebody teach that wigger how to pronounce -th
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)12:09 No.33806469
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)12:09 No.33806469
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>tfw you are gladly part of the botnet and enjoy it
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)12:09 No.33806470
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)12:09 No.33806470
>Let's get started. We're gonna talk about Android.

O-okay...
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)12:09 No.33806471
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)12:09 No.33806471
>android
>>
Nightblast !jO9wAiorb2
05/15/13(Wed)12:10 No.33806473
Nightblast !jO9wAiorb2 05/15/13(Wed)12:10 No.33806473
>>33806457
theverge getting pictures up before the live stream

slow the fuck down verge!
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)12:10 No.33806475
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)12:10 No.33806475
>>33806449
Nexus Q was last I/O. Lel
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)12:10 No.33806478
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)12:10 No.33806478
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Please, don't tell me I'm the only one.
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)12:10 No.33806480
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)12:10 No.33806480
>robot unicorn attack
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)12:10 No.33806482
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)12:10 No.33806482
>>33806455
check this out:
http://www.engadget.com/2013/05/15/live-from-google-i-os-2013-opening-keynote/
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)12:10 No.33806484
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)12:10 No.33806484
[APPLAUSE SUBSIDES]
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)12:10 No.33806485
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)12:10 No.33806485
>The botnet
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)12:10 No.33806487
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)12:10 No.33806487
lol @ the botnet
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)12:10 No.33806490
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)12:10 No.33806490
>let's have a look at the botnet
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)12:10 No.33806491
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)12:10 No.33806491
>>33806478
Refresh.
>>
Brogief !!ZMdJZk/jbR7
05/15/13(Wed)12:10 No.33806495
Brogief !!ZMdJZk/jbR7 05/15/13(Wed)12:10 No.33806495
>>33806478
you are
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)12:10 No.33806497
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)12:10 No.33806497
>>33806422

CALL SPOOKY
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)12:10 No.33806498
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)12:10 No.33806498
Anyone notice the Pebble that guy was wearing? Makes mine look nice.
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)12:10 No.33806499
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)12:10 No.33806499
>no chink towns
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)12:10 No.33806500
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)12:10 No.33806500
>>33806485
botnet activated
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)12:10 No.33806501
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)12:10 No.33806501
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Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)12:10 No.33806503
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)12:10 No.33806503
>>33806449
that reminds me. They may announce a Google Reader replacement and make good to all those affected.
>>
LAwLz !LAwLzaWU1A
05/15/13(Wed)12:10 No.33806505
LAwLz !LAwLzaWU1A 05/15/13(Wed)12:10 No.33806505
>>33806455
There are some text and image blogs if you can't watch the video. Check The Verge.
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)12:10 No.33806508
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)12:10 No.33806508
Botnet- The animation.
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)12:11 No.33806511
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)12:11 No.33806511
>900 million
>not 1 billion
Step it up senpai.
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)12:11 No.33806513
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)12:11 No.33806513
Is he wearing a pebble watch?
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)12:11 No.33806515
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)12:11 No.33806515
>900 MILLION
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)12:11 No.33806516
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)12:11 No.33806516
OH GOD ALMOST 1 BILLION
>>
Guy Incognito !!Czae4KQs0ob
05/15/13(Wed)12:11 No.33806517
Guy Incognito !!Czae4KQs0ob 05/15/13(Wed)12:11 No.33806517
I-it's beautiful
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)12:11 No.33806518
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)12:11 No.33806518
>900 million
>less than one percent on the latest version
lyl
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)12:11 No.33806519
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)12:11 No.33806519
>900 Mil activations
Noice
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)12:11 No.33806520
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)12:11 No.33806520
>DEVELOPESSSS
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)12:11 No.33806521
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)12:11 No.33806521
>>33806387
>implying devs know how normal people use their phones

top lel
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)12:11 No.33806522
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)12:11 No.33806522
MUH SHINY EFFECES LEL
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)12:11 No.33806525
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)12:11 No.33806525
I am the only one experiencing maximum lag?
FUcking youtube
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)12:11 No.33806526
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)12:11 No.33806526
is this the new pixar film?
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)12:11 No.33806527
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)12:11 No.33806527
>>33806454
+= 1
>>
Brogief !!ZMdJZk/jbR7
05/15/13(Wed)12:11 No.33806528
Brogief !!ZMdJZk/jbR7 05/15/13(Wed)12:11 No.33806528
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>900 million

cool

NOW BRING IT ON
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)12:11 No.33806531
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)12:11 No.33806531
http://www.gnu.org/philosophy/words-to-avoid.html#Ecosystem
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)12:11 No.33806532
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)12:11 No.33806532
>>33806503
I estimate a 2% chance of that happening
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)12:11 No.33806533
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)12:11 No.33806533
>900 Million


Wow, that just falls short of the number of iPads Apple has sold!
>>
!Loonix9sdY
05/15/13(Wed)12:11 No.33806536
!Loonix9sdY 05/15/13(Wed)12:11 No.33806536
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900 million projected Android activations in 2013 makes Android the world's largest computing platform of any kind....
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)12:11 No.33806540
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)12:11 No.33806540
>>33806501
Modern Warfare 5: Glass Ops
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)12:11 No.33806542
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)12:11 No.33806542
900 million
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)12:11 No.33806543
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)12:11 No.33806543
>penetration of android
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)12:11 No.33806545
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)12:11 No.33806545
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>MFW this gets more media attention than google I/O
>>
charlie !meon3njSGk
05/15/13(Wed)12:11 No.33806547
charlie !meon3njSGk 05/15/13(Wed)12:11 No.33806547
>penetration of android
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)12:11 No.33806550
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)12:11 No.33806550
"penetration of android"

we sexbot now
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)12:12 No.33806552
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)12:12 No.33806552
>>33806536
more than windows PC ?

wtf ?
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)12:12 No.33806553
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)12:12 No.33806553
>bad penetration

YGSIU android
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)12:12 No.33806554
fuck off, the Apple event to be held on 10 to the 14th of June (WWDC) and will outclass ANYTHING and more presented at this shitty event
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)12:12 No.33806555
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)12:12 No.33806555
The penetration of the botnet is growing.

Is /g/ ready?
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)12:12 No.33806559
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)12:12 No.33806559
>>33806527
+= 1
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)12:12 No.33806560
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)12:12 No.33806560
>>33806466
>>33806467
sand niggers get out
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)12:12 No.33806563
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)12:12 No.33806563
>>33806513
Noticed it too, posted about it above. Pretty sweet.
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)12:12 No.33806564
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)12:12 No.33806564
>completing the botnet
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)12:12 No.33806565
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)12:12 No.33806565
>dat high five
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)12:12 No.33806566
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)12:12 No.33806566
>We need to botnet 7 billion people
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)12:12 No.33806567
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)12:12 No.33806567
>high 5

SO INFORMAL YEAH
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)12:12 No.33806568
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)12:12 No.33806568
>>33806554
go back to heaven steve
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)12:12 No.33806569
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)12:12 No.33806569
>ALL OF THE MAP SHOWS EITHER MORE OR LESS THAN 10%
>USE THREE COLOURS ANYWAY
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)12:12 No.33806571
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)12:12 No.33806571
>Not talking about new tech, but rather developing countries and shit
>>
Brogief !!ZMdJZk/jbR7
05/15/13(Wed)12:12 No.33806572
Brogief !!ZMdJZk/jbR7 05/15/13(Wed)12:12 No.33806572
>>33806554
if you like THE DICK
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)12:12 No.33806574
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)12:12 No.33806574
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[Android penetration]
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)12:13 No.33806577
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)12:13 No.33806577
>7 BILLION
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)12:13 No.33806579
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)12:13 No.33806579
>ALL AROUND THE WORLD, CAN YOU HEAR ME?
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)12:13 No.33806581
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)12:13 No.33806581
>>33806566
>48 Billion app installs
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)12:13 No.33806582
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)12:13 No.33806582
I think this guy is on some sort of drugs. Adderall? Coke?
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)12:13 No.33806584
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)12:13 No.33806584
>>33806554
>sages a sticky
wut
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)12:13 No.33806585
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)12:13 No.33806585
>>33806559
+= 1, at 5.
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)12:13 No.33806587
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)12:13 No.33806587
>>33806554
>saging in a sticky
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)12:13 No.33806588
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)12:13 No.33806588
>>33806545

ANDROID AT 48 BILLION

WATCH OUT APPLE
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)12:13 No.33806589
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)12:13 No.33806589
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>>33806491

B-but I don't want to watch the verge coverage.

Help.
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)12:13 No.33806590
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)12:13 No.33806590
>>33806545
>only 40 billion on android
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)12:13 No.33806591
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)12:13 No.33806591
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I hate this guy
Where's my fedora-wearing lolicon bro?
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)12:13 No.33806592
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)12:13 No.33806592
>Hugo Bara

Why is this guy so awkward?
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)12:13 No.33806598
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)12:13 No.33806598
>>33806554
apple shills pls go
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)12:13 No.33806599
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)12:13 No.33806599
48 billion is a big number guys
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)12:13 No.33806600
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)12:13 No.33806600
>>33806582
He has glass installed internally.

Botnet become man.
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)12:13 No.33806601
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)12:13 No.33806601
bring back the indianigger!

WHAT ABOUT DEVILPERS?
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)12:13 No.33806602
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)12:13 No.33806602
>>33806545
>The great walled garden of china
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)12:13 No.33806603
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)12:13 No.33806603
>>33806545
>Google play has 48 billion app downloads
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)12:13 No.33806604
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)12:13 No.33806604
http://www.gnu.org/philosophy/words-to-avoid.html#Ecosystem
http://www.gnu.org/philosophy/words-to-avoid.html#Ecosystem
http://www.gnu.org/philosophy/words-to-avoid.html#Ecosystem
http://www.gnu.org/philosophy/words-to-avoid.html#Ecosystem
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)12:13 No.33806605
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)12:13 No.33806605
[Audience cued]
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)12:13 No.33806606
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)12:13 No.33806606
>>33806581
no
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)12:13 No.33806608
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)12:13 No.33806608
Please clap for me americlaps.
Please...
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)12:13 No.33806609
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)12:13 No.33806609
>watching this with captions
>[APPLAUSE INTENSIFIES] every 5 seconds
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)12:13 No.33806611
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HOW ARE SUBTITLES EVEN AVAILABLE FOR THE LIVESTREAM?
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)12:13 No.33806612
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)12:13 No.33806612
t-thank you....
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)12:14 No.33806616
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)12:14 No.33806616
>>33806591

Duarte couldn't dress himself properly to save his life
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)12:14 No.33806617
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)12:14 No.33806617
>>33806611
Google magic
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)12:14 No.33806621
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)12:14 No.33806621
>>33806611
scripted
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)12:14 No.33806626
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)12:14 No.33806626
>>33806611
phonetic keyboards or some shit

people hired can do over 250 wpm
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)12:14 No.33806628
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)12:14 No.33806628
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>48 billion downloads

https://www.apple.com/itunes/50-billion-app-countdown/

Who will reach 50 billion first?!
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)12:14 No.33806631
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)12:14 No.33806631
Why are google so creepy?
Actively saying you don't believe in privacy?
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)12:14 No.33806633
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)12:14 No.33806633
>>33806611
delayed video + army of transcribing monkeys
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)12:15 No.33806638
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)12:15 No.33806638
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>>33806611
THE BOTNET IS ALL KNOWING
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)12:15 No.33806639
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)12:15 No.33806639
˛Oh Baby˛
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)12:15 No.33806640
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)12:15 No.33806640
MY GOD IS THIS BOOOOOOOORING, AND DAMN HAJI FROM JOHNNY QUEST'S ACCENT.
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)12:15 No.33806641
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)12:15 No.33806641
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LATEST APIS WOOOOOOOOOOO
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)12:15 No.33806645
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)12:15 No.33806645
All those typos in the subs.
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)12:15 No.33806646
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)12:15 No.33806646
>>33806628
[spoiler]who cares[/spoiler]
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)12:15 No.33806649
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)12:15 No.33806649
>constantly updated regardless of the operating system
BOTNET
UPDATING WITHOUT CONFIRMATION
MUH FREEDOMS
ITS HAPPENING
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)12:15 No.33806653
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)12:15 No.33806653
>240p no lag
>360p no lag
>U all losers I have 720p no lag
>AHAHAAH SUCK IT 1080p no lag masterrace
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)12:15 No.33806656
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)12:15 No.33806656
>>33806628
>yfw the clock runs faster than the actual downloads
if you refresh the page it'll give you a lower value
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)12:15 No.33806659
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)12:15 No.33806659
>>33806628
>50 a milestone
>not 100
grasp those straws
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)12:15 No.33806662
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)12:15 No.33806662
>api updates
>app does not
>kernel panic
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)12:15 No.33806663
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)12:15 No.33806663
15 minutes, and we haven't heard a single new thing.
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)12:16 No.33806666
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)12:16 No.33806666
so do i need to watch this shit?

i promised my mother the new nexus 7 for belated mothers day

can i just go on the store after this shit is over or will it go up as soon as they talk about it?
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)12:16 No.33806668
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)12:16 No.33806668
COME ON GOOGLE MUSIC API
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)12:16 No.33806669
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)12:16 No.33806669
[AUDIENCE CRYING FROM PASSION]
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)12:16 No.33806671
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)12:16 No.33806671
>Now we present you our latest API:
>FUCK PRIVACY API 2.0 ELECTRIC BIGALOO
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)12:16 No.33806672
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)12:16 No.33806672
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BATTERY
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)12:16 No.33806673
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)12:16 No.33806673
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>people using iPhones at Google IO
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)12:16 No.33806674
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)12:16 No.33806674
>allgoreithms
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)12:16 No.33806678
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)12:16 No.33806678
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>>33806611
>>33806638
help
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)12:16 No.33806679
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)12:16 No.33806679
>>33806611
Voice to text, fuckshit.
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)12:16 No.33806683
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)12:16 No.33806683
>>33806653
240p lag pleb here.
I think it's youtube cutting off 3rd world countries
feels bad man
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)12:16 No.33806684
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)12:16 No.33806684
>even more tracking APIs using even less battery
top lel
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)12:16 No.33806685
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)12:16 No.33806685
muh botnet
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)12:16 No.33806686
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)12:16 No.33806686
>>33806646

>>>/v/
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)12:16 No.33806687
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)12:16 No.33806687
>tracking now consumes less battery
Oh man.
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)12:16 No.33806689
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)12:16 No.33806689
>that old man with jewgle glass
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)12:16 No.33806690
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)12:16 No.33806690
*clapping*

THATS WHAT I THOUGHT!
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)12:16 No.33806692
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)12:16 No.33806692
Geobotnet
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)12:16 No.33806693
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)12:16 No.33806693
>those fucking maps
>writing a GTA that uses the maps api to generatemaps

seriously how does apple compete with these fuckers?
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)12:16 No.33806694
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)12:16 No.33806694
>1% of battery use per hour
>100 hour battery life is good
Yeah thanks Google
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)12:16 No.33806695
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)12:16 No.33806695
[QUEUEING INTENSIFIES]
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)12:16 No.33806697
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)12:16 No.33806697
>Geofencing

oh GOD the ghost of Scott Forstall strikes again
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)12:17 No.33806698
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)12:17 No.33806698
>>33806666
>so do i need to watch this shit?
If you don't find these conferences entertaining, don't bother.
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)12:17 No.33806699
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)12:17 No.33806699
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>tfw i wanna develop for android now
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)12:17 No.33806700
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)12:17 No.33806700
>>33806673
>implying Google-people are huge apple-fags
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)12:17 No.33806702
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)12:17 No.33806702
Y-you like that right, developes?

T-thank you. Thank you, I know, thank you.
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)12:17 No.33806705
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)12:17 No.33806705
americunts are really clappers
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)12:17 No.33806706
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)12:17 No.33806706
>>33806678
APPS APPS THE GOOGLE
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)12:17 No.33806707
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)12:17 No.33806707
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MFW you can move the subtitles with your mouse
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)12:17 No.33806709
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)12:17 No.33806709
>>33806678
OH GOD
WE INFINITY NOW
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)12:17 No.33806711
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)12:17 No.33806711
Are they/have they planned to mention the nexus 5 or is it for a later date?
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)12:17 No.33806712
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)12:17 No.33806712
AHAHA DAT APPLE USER
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)12:17 No.33806715
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)12:17 No.33806715
Those maps look pretty good.
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)12:17 No.33806716
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)12:17 No.33806716
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>fused location provider
WE KNOW WHERE YOU ARE ALL THE TIME MOTHERFUCKER
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)12:17 No.33806718
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)12:17 No.33806718
>Geofencing
Based Google
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)12:17 No.33806719
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)12:17 No.33806719
anyone see that albino?
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)12:17 No.33806720
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)12:17 No.33806720
dat botnet
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)12:17 No.33806721
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)12:17 No.33806721
>>33806700
>aren't
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)12:17 No.33806722
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)12:17 No.33806722
>>33806702
this.
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)12:17 No.33806724
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)12:17 No.33806724
>geofences
>tracking physical activites

Google is taking over
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)12:17 No.33806725
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)12:17 No.33806725
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macbook lel
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)12:17 No.33806728
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)12:17 No.33806728
>>33806077 (OP)
all those fanboys applauding and shit
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)12:17 No.33806729
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)12:17 No.33806729
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>That one retard with his head to his Mac
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)12:17 No.33806731
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)12:17 No.33806731
>>33806707
OMG
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)12:18 No.33806732
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)12:18 No.33806732
cross platform botnets!
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)12:18 No.33806733
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)12:18 No.33806733
>look at comments

>1080p no lag master race reporting

which one of you guys was it?
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)12:18 No.33806734
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)12:18 No.33806734
FANCY CONFIRMED
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)12:18 No.33806735
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)12:18 No.33806735
>Google+ Sign-in
hhaha, so desperate to push that garbage
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)12:18 No.33806736
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)12:18 No.33806736
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Geofencing - Custom big brother simulator.

>You guys have been asking for it.

[Audience claps intensifies]
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)12:18 No.33806737
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)12:18 No.33806737
>>33806725
theres the albino, third from left in the front
>>
Brogief !!ZMdJZk/jbR7
05/15/13(Wed)12:18 No.33806738
Brogief !!ZMdJZk/jbR7 05/15/13(Wed)12:18 No.33806738
>>33806725
>those tears
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)12:18 No.33806739
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)12:18 No.33806739
>>33806712
refusing_to_see_the_truth.jpg
>>
Guy Incognito !!Czae4KQs0ob
05/15/13(Wed)12:18 No.33806741
Guy Incognito !!Czae4KQs0ob 05/15/13(Wed)12:18 No.33806741
>>33806725
Don't worry, security is already removing him from the premises
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)12:18 No.33806742
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)12:18 No.33806742
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botnet hungers for moar !
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)12:18 No.33806745
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)12:18 No.33806745
>guy literally hiding behind his macbook
>insanely pressing keys
>possibly writing some blog article about how bad google i/o is and how he'd never go to one
I'm crying
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)12:18 No.33806749
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)12:18 No.33806749
OpenID goes botnet
Yay, google. Couldn't wait.
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)12:18 No.33806750
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)12:18 No.33806750
>That guy with his face burried in his macbook
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)12:18 No.33806753
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)12:18 No.33806753
all that cued applause, come on...
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)12:18 No.33806754
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)12:18 No.33806754
ITS HAPPENEDING
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)12:19 No.33806758
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)12:19 No.33806758
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>Google+ Sign-In
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)12:19 No.33806763
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)12:19 No.33806763
>all of this botnet
oh fuck
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)12:19 No.33806764
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)12:19 No.33806764
>>33806736
Do you faggots only ever think about this shit in the view of privacy and or big brother, and never how it can be used to IMPROVE your lives?

What the fuck is wrong with you.

In before
>bot net
Get wrecked basement dwelling faggots
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)12:19 No.33806765
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)12:19 No.33806765
>fancy
>good apps
>>33806750
dashie pls go
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)12:19 No.33806766
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)12:19 No.33806766
All this shit looks useless.
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)12:19 No.33806769
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)12:19 No.33806769
>9:17AM

>25 minutes into livestream.

How does time work?
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)12:19 No.33806770
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)12:19 No.33806770
>fortunately fucking

anyone else see this?
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)12:19 No.33806771
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)12:19 No.33806771
People will get tired of clapping if they don't stop this developer talk.
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)12:19 No.33806772
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)12:19 No.33806772
>cool
>fantastic
>fortunately fucking
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)12:19 No.33806773
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)12:19 No.33806773
>fortunely fucking
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)12:19 No.33806774
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)12:19 No.33806774
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>>33806745
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)12:19 No.33806775
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)12:19 No.33806775
>People clapping like it's a new thing
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)12:19 No.33806778
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)12:19 No.33806778
> fortunately fucking
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)12:19 No.33806782
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)12:19 No.33806782
>>33806758
>not having a fake G+ account
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)12:19 No.33806783
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)12:19 No.33806783
>>33806764
>IMPROVE your lives?
like how
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)12:19 No.33806784
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)12:19 No.33806784
>super well received
HAHAHHA no.
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)12:20 No.33806789
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)12:20 No.33806789
>fortunately fucking
lel
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)12:20 No.33806790
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)12:20 No.33806790
>>33806745

"Why Google I/O was a disappointment" - MacRumours.com
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)12:20 No.33806791
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)12:20 No.33806791
>>33806769
Google Magics
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)12:20 No.33806792
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)12:20 No.33806792
>google+ sign-in
I liked it better when it was called Microsoft Passport
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)12:20 No.33806794
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)12:20 No.33806794
where the fuck is muh nexus 5?
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)12:20 No.33806796
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)12:20 No.33806796
> fortunately fucking

did anyone else see that on the fancy comments?
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)12:20 No.33806797
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)12:20 No.33806797
h-hey guys
fancy
f
a
n
c
y


[APPLAUSE]
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)12:20 No.33806802
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)12:20 No.33806802
WHERE IS MY MMS FOR GOOGLE VOICE
>>
LAwLz !LAwLzaWU1A
05/15/13(Wed)12:20 No.33806803
LAwLz !LAwLzaWU1A 05/15/13(Wed)12:20 No.33806803
>>33806764
They are scared "the government" will find out that they listen to anime music, or that they are still virgins and this is super bad and horrible.
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)12:20 No.33806805
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)12:20 No.33806805
cross-platform single sign in fucking SUCKS

I want separate accounts for some things you creepy shits
>>
Brogief !!ZMdJZk/jbR7
05/15/13(Wed)12:20 No.33806810
Brogief !!ZMdJZk/jbR7 05/15/13(Wed)12:20 No.33806810
>>33806789
>fortunately fucking

wat
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)12:20 No.33806812
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)12:20 No.33806812
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>>33806778
>my sides
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)12:20 No.33806813
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)12:20 No.33806813
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bullshit
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)12:20 No.33806814
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)12:20 No.33806814
FORTUNATELY FUCKING
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)12:20 No.33806816
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)12:20 No.33806816
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>He literally gets interrupted by clapping
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)12:20 No.33806817
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)12:20 No.33806817
CLACLPACLAPCLCAPCLAP CLAPCLAPCLAPCLACLAP CLAPCLACPLACPALCPALCPALCPACLAPLC
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)12:21 No.33806819
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)12:21 No.33806819
I don't understand what GCM is actually used for :(
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)12:21 No.33806823
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)12:21 No.33806823
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that macfag
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)12:21 No.33806824
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)12:21 No.33806824
>Persistent connection to the botnet
>[clapping]

Oh dear.
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)12:21 No.33806826
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)12:21 No.33806826
BOTNET CONFIRMED
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)12:21 No.33806828
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)12:21 No.33806828
>>33806813

lel
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)12:21 No.33806831
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)12:21 No.33806831
>>33806805

[spoiler]it's not required[/spoiler]
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)12:21 No.33806833
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)12:21 No.33806833
>>33806805
this
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)12:21 No.33806834
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)12:21 No.33806834
hell yeah, global notification spam!
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)12:21 No.33806835
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)12:21 No.33806835
>20% increase in botnet personnal information sucking big data on the cloud speed increase
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)12:21 No.33806836
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)12:21 No.33806836
>>33806745
See: >>33806725 .
He looks so stupid, leaning onto his macbook this hard.
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)12:21 No.33806837
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)12:21 No.33806837
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>>33806764
Read history and remember this when it is used to oppress you.
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)12:21 No.33806838
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)12:21 No.33806838
holy fuck why do they keep clapping
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)12:21 No.33806839
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)12:21 No.33806839
>420 smoke weed
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)12:21 No.33806842
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)12:21 No.33806842
>>33806802
We are fucked anon its google step child.....
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)12:21 No.33806843
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)12:21 No.33806843
>>33806812
L
E
L
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)12:21 No.33806844
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)12:21 No.33806844
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>Sync'd notifications

FUCK YES FINALLY

BASED GOOGLE
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)12:21 No.33806846
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)12:21 No.33806846
>Synced notifications
Now we're talking.
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)12:21 No.33806847
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)12:21 No.33806847
>>33806103

I hope there's more than just 4.3, I don't care about minor updates, 4.2.2 works just fine for me right now, I wanna know what's happening with KLP
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)12:21 No.33806850
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)12:21 No.33806850
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>>33806812
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)12:21 No.33806851
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)12:21 No.33806851
>>33806823
that's the faggot from the verge who's updating their blog.
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)12:22 No.33806853
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)12:22 No.33806853
Why does google always use 4:20 as the time on their devices?
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)12:22 No.33806854
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)12:22 No.33806854
>>33806077 (OP)
Unified notifications.

Wow Google is a pretty botnet.
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)12:22 No.33806855
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)12:22 No.33806855
Americlaps.
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)12:22 No.33806857
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)12:22 No.33806857
It must be fucking impossible to give a talk at one of these things. 3/4 of the audience is on their iPhone or their Digipad or their Google Book, looking down, with the brightness turned all the way up. They're more concerned with their websites and blogs and Twitters than they are about listening to you. Which is funny, because your company makes this information 100% free and easy to access so that's not even needed. These people just want more views and followers and ad money.

It's like speech class in highschool or college where no one gives two fucks about what you're saying.
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)12:22 No.33806858
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)12:22 No.33806858
>>33806823
>THIS IS NOT TRUE APPLE NO 1 THIS IS NOT TRUE APPLE NO 1
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)12:22 No.33806859
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)12:22 No.33806859
[Fortunately Fucking Intensifies]
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)12:22 No.33806860
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)12:22 No.33806860
>>33806805
BUT YOU ONLY NEED ONE ACCOUNT
YOUR GOOGLE PLUS ACCOUNT
WITH REAL NAME AND EVERYTHING
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)12:22 No.33806862
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)12:22 No.33806862
>>33806077 (OP)
whoooa dat innovation
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)12:22 No.33806863
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)12:22 No.33806863
HERE COME THE GAMES
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)12:22 No.33806864
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)12:22 No.33806864
CLAPPING SO HARD RIGHT NOW

THANKS GOOGLE
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)12:22 No.33806865
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)12:22 No.33806865
>everybody loves gaming XDD
>>
Brogief !!ZMdJZk/jbR7
05/15/13(Wed)12:22 No.33806867
Brogief !!ZMdJZk/jbR7 05/15/13(Wed)12:22 No.33806867
>Gaming

HERE WE FUCKING GO
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)12:22 No.33806868
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)12:22 No.33806868
>>33806803
>They are scared "the government" will find out that they listen to anime music, or that they are still virgins and this is super bad and horrible.
Read ANY fucking realistic fiction where these powers are commonplace
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)12:22 No.33806869
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)12:22 No.33806869
GAYMINGAYMINGAYMIN
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)12:22 No.33806870
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)12:22 No.33806870
I CANNOT BELIEVE THAT ACTUALLY JUST HAPPENED
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)12:22 No.33806871
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)12:22 No.33806871
WHERE THE VIDEO GAMES?
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)12:22 No.33806873
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)12:22 No.33806873
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>>33806824
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)12:22 No.33806874
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)12:22 No.33806874
>>33806812
>fortunately fucking
Oh wow, I wasn't playing attention.
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)12:22 No.33806875
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)12:22 No.33806875
So where is Google Babble / Babel?
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)12:22 No.33806877
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)12:22 No.33806877
GAYMERS
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)12:22 No.33806878
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)12:22 No.33806878
>gaming on tablets


NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)12:22 No.33806879
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)12:22 No.33806879
>Gaming
>Mobile
>Tablet

lel
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)12:22 No.33806880
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)12:22 No.33806880
>video games
>touch screens
lol
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)12:22 No.33806882
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)12:22 No.33806882
>muh vidya
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)12:22 No.33806883
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)12:22 No.33806883
MUH GAYMES
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)12:22 No.33806885
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)12:22 No.33806885
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>>33806844

Its a dev thing, the app will need to support it.
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)12:22 No.33806887
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)12:22 No.33806887
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ITS HAPPENING
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Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)12:23 No.33806889
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)12:23 No.33806889
So, its like Game Center for Android?
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)12:23 No.33806890
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)12:23 No.33806890
CLOUD SAVING FOR MY ANGRY BIRDS ANUS'.
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)12:23 No.33806892
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)12:23 No.33806892
WE GOOGLE PLAY GAMES NOW!
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)12:23 No.33806894
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)12:23 No.33806894
>implying games use levels anymore
fucking hipster
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)12:23 No.33806895
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)12:23 No.33806895
>>33806853
Take a guess
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)12:23 No.33806896
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)12:23 No.33806896
>>33806870

what? Nothing happened so far
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)12:23 No.33806897
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)12:23 No.33806897
ACHIEVEMENTS GUTS, ACHIEVEMENTS
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)12:23 No.33806899
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)12:23 No.33806899
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SO MUCH CLAPPING
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Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)12:23 No.33806901
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)12:23 No.33806901
acievmnts!!!!
>>
Guy Incognito !!Czae4KQs0ob
05/15/13(Wed)12:23 No.33806902
Guy Incognito !!Czae4KQs0ob 05/15/13(Wed)12:23 No.33806902
#BASEDUNIFICATION
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)12:23 No.33806903
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)12:23 No.33806903
>achievements
only 8 years late google
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)12:23 No.33806904
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)12:23 No.33806904
can they please stop pushing Google+? so desperate, so embarrassing.
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)12:23 No.33806906
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)12:23 No.33806906
bringing the botnet into gaymen
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)12:23 No.33806911
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)12:23 No.33806911
GOOGLE GAEMS
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)12:23 No.33806912
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)12:23 No.33806912
YES
WORLD OF GOO IS AWESOME
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)12:23 No.33806913
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)12:23 No.33806913
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>ACHIEVEMENTS
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)12:24 No.33806914
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)12:24 No.33806914
Muh cloudsaves achievements ranking in the cloud 2.0
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)12:24 No.33806915
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)12:24 No.33806915
>>33806904
This.
>>
Kuwagata
05/15/13(Wed)12:24 No.33806916
Kuwagata 05/15/13(Wed)12:24 No.33806916
I think cloud saving is nice.
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)12:24 No.33806918
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)12:24 No.33806918
>So much botnet
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)12:24 No.33806921
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)12:24 No.33806921
>competing with XBox on Win8 tablets/Win phone 8
lel
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)12:24 No.33806922
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)12:24 No.33806922
>Cut 10000 fruits
>Achievement unlocked

woiw so cooooooooooool
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)12:24 No.33806924
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)12:24 No.33806924
>>33806823
the fuck?
>>
Brogief !!ZMdJZk/jbR7
05/15/13(Wed)12:24 No.33806925
Brogief !!ZMdJZk/jbR7 05/15/13(Wed)12:24 No.33806925
>>338068990
welcome to the amazingly alpha american lifestyle
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)12:24 No.33806926
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)12:24 No.33806926
>cross platform

WE IOS NOW
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)12:24 No.33806927
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)12:24 No.33806927
>cross platform with iOS
It's over, Google buying Apple.
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)12:24 No.33806928
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)12:24 No.33806928
>>33806912
This is truth.
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)12:24 No.33806930
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)12:24 No.33806930
>Google+ leaderboards
Just kill me now. PLEASE.
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)12:24 No.33806931
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)12:24 No.33806931
CLAPPING SO HARD, SO HARD, I'M SO HARD
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)12:24 No.33806932
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)12:24 No.33806932
So they did announce something for iOS
Also fortunately fucking is going to be the best of this keynote
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)12:24 No.33806933
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)12:24 No.33806933
>mobile
>gaming
fuck off
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)12:24 No.33806936
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)12:24 No.33806936
INNOVATION BOYS. YOU HEARD IT HERE FIRST.
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)12:24 No.33806937
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)12:24 No.33806937
He looks like an asshole in his profile picture.
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)12:24 No.33806939
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)12:24 No.33806939
Wow this stream is shit.
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)12:24 No.33806940
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)12:24 No.33806940
>Google manages all the internet connections


>with their ultra powerful servers


do want
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)12:24 No.33806941
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)12:24 No.33806941
iOS and CHROME TOO

HOLY SHIT

IT'S OVER GAME CENTER
>>
!Loonix9sdY
05/15/13(Wed)12:24 No.33806942
!Loonix9sdY 05/15/13(Wed)12:24 No.33806942
>>33806904
More users than Twitter. Second only to Facebook at this point. The only social network showing growth in userbase. All others are just trying to maintain their existing users at this point.
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)12:25 No.33806944
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)12:25 No.33806944
[Audience missing the applaud-cue intensifies]
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)12:25 No.33806945
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)12:25 No.33806945
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Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)12:25 No.33806946
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)12:25 No.33806946
>unified location
>geofencing
>game center

Every time I see an I/O keynote, I'm reminded how much catching up Google still has left to do on its APIs
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)12:25 No.33806947
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)12:25 No.33806947
>jet ski racing
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)12:25 No.33806951
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)12:25 No.33806951
>>33806904
They know that Facebook is a fad, and if they're the next best thing, people will bandwagon on that next.
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)12:25 No.33806953
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)12:25 No.33806953
>Everything is integrated into G+
>Even your multiplayer games
FUCK ME DEAD
Brb going back to my N900.
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)12:25 No.33806954
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)12:25 No.33806954
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Brogief !!ZMdJZk/jbR7
05/15/13(Wed)12:25 No.33806955
Brogief !!ZMdJZk/jbR7 05/15/13(Wed)12:25 No.33806955
>>33806933
>Not loving mobile gaming

get rekt m8?.
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)12:25 No.33806956
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)12:25 No.33806956
Oh boy. It's one of THESE demos.
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)12:25 No.33806958
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)12:25 No.33806958
Catherine's a babe
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)12:25 No.33806960
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)12:25 No.33806960
>>33806916
>I think cloud saving is nice.
You're gonna love Steam
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)12:25 No.33806961
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)12:25 No.33806961
We Steam now
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)12:25 No.33806962
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)12:25 No.33806962
Some faggot on YT:

>/g/ why are you watching this

fucking cancerous fuck
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)12:25 No.33806963
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)12:25 No.33806963
>>33806939
>only 1080p stream that isn't laggy
u wot m8
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)12:25 No.33806964
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)12:25 No.33806964
fuck these google+ face cards
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)12:25 No.33806966
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)12:25 No.33806966
are there any good android games besides game dev story?
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)12:26 No.33806970
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)12:26 No.33806970
LEL
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)12:26 No.33806971
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)12:26 No.33806971
AHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)12:26 No.33806972
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)12:26 No.33806972
>>33806956
i think we made the same face
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)12:26 No.33806973
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)12:26 No.33806973
Demonstration-failure ho!
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)12:26 No.33806974
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)12:26 No.33806974
haha oh my god
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)12:26 No.33806975
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)12:26 No.33806975
BLUNDER OF THE CENTURY
>>
Nightblast !jO9wAiorb2
05/15/13(Wed)12:26 No.33806977
Nightblast !jO9wAiorb2 05/15/13(Wed)12:26 No.33806977
FUCKING LEL
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)12:26 No.33806978
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)12:26 No.33806978
EMBARRASSING
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)12:26 No.33806980
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)12:26 No.33806980
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it ain't Ouya
until it's Ouya
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)12:26 No.33806981
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)12:26 No.33806981
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>why don't we try that again
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)12:26 No.33806982
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)12:26 No.33806982
ohhhh
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)12:26 No.33806983
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)12:26 No.33806983
lol beta
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)12:26 No.33806984
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)12:26 No.33806984
LEL LEL LEL LEL
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)12:26 No.33806985
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)12:26 No.33806985
>Asian woman
>Black/Brown man
>White man

Seriously?
It is fucking 2013.
Nobody falls for this fake social integration no more.
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)12:26 No.33806986
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)12:26 No.33806986
Yes, please drop this.
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)12:26 No.33806988
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)12:26 No.33806988
It's microsoft all over again
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)12:26 No.33806989
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)12:26 No.33806989
So if you want to work at Google, you have to be an Indian man or an Oriental woman?
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)12:26 No.33806990
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)12:26 No.33806990
>Google in charge of working services
lel
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)12:26 No.33806991
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)12:26 No.33806991
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Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)12:26 No.33806992
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)12:26 No.33806992
LEL
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)12:26 No.33806993
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)12:26 No.33806993
OH JESUS
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)12:26 No.33806994
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)12:26 No.33806994
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HAHAHAHA
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)12:26 No.33806995
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)12:26 No.33806995
>Unfortunately, Google Play Services have stopped.
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)12:26 No.33806997
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)12:26 No.33806997
>play games server
>drm
>adasdasdasdadasdasdadsadsasda
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)12:26 No.33806998
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)12:26 No.33806998
WORKS GREAT
JUST AS ALWAYS
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)12:26 No.33806999
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)12:26 No.33806999
LAG DROID
LAG DROIDLAG DROID
LAG DROID
LAG DROID
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)12:26 No.33807000
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)12:26 No.33807000
jewgle choking
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)12:26 No.33807001
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)12:26 No.33807001
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WAITING FOR PLAYERS
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)12:26 No.33807002
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)12:26 No.33807002
>can't show the demo
lel
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)12:26 No.33807004
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)12:26 No.33807004
>faildroid
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)12:26 No.33807006
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)12:26 No.33807006
top lel
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)12:26 No.33807007
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)12:26 No.33807007
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OH BOY
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)12:26 No.33807009
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)12:26 No.33807009
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>This spaghetti
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)12:26 No.33807010
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)12:26 No.33807010
haha im in the crowd blocking le signal
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)12:27 No.33807012
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)12:27 No.33807012
>asian girl
>indian guy
>white guy
multicultural
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)12:27 No.33807013
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)12:27 No.33807013
oh oh oh
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)12:27 No.33807014
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)12:27 No.33807014
mfw google cant into demos
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)12:27 No.33807015
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)12:27 No.33807015
>SKIP IT
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)12:27 No.33807016
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)12:27 No.33807016
[APP HAS STOPPED RESPONDING INTENSIFIES]
>>
!Loonix9sdY
05/15/13(Wed)12:27 No.33807017
!Loonix9sdY 05/15/13(Wed)12:27 No.33807017
>>33806994
>the new Microsoft Windows of mobile
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)12:27 No.33807018
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)12:27 No.33807018
>That music
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)12:27 No.33807019
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)12:27 No.33807019
fredmagic09

this could be HUGE for development of android consoles


>this guy
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)12:27 No.33807020
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)12:27 No.33807020
Oww Google you fucking AMATEURS
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)12:27 No.33807021
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)12:27 No.33807021
so awkward
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)12:27 No.33807022
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)12:27 No.33807022
I can't handle the spaghetti.
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)12:27 No.33807023
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)12:27 No.33807023
>I-it's just beta, guys. Please respond.
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)12:27 No.33807024
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)12:27 No.33807024
LE TOP LEL
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)12:27 No.33807025
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)12:27 No.33807025
>Unfortunately, Google Play services has stopped.
>Unfortunately, Google Play services has stopped.
>Unfortunately, Google Play services has stopped.
>Unfortunately, Google Play services has stopped.
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)12:27 No.33807026
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)12:27 No.33807026
It seems to me like Steam handles it better.
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)12:27 No.33807027
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)12:27 No.33807027
>Google
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)12:27 No.33807029
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)12:27 No.33807029
IT WERKS
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)12:27 No.33807030
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)12:27 No.33807030
>>33807016
gay
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)12:27 No.33807032
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)12:27 No.33807032
>Really exciting demo
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)12:27 No.33807034
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)12:27 No.33807034
HAHAHAHAHHA LRL
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)12:27 No.33807036
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)12:27 No.33807036
HAHAHAHAHA!
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)12:27 No.33807037
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)12:27 No.33807037
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im fucking cringing to death
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)12:27 No.33807039
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)12:27 No.33807039
>really exciting demo
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)12:27 No.33807040
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)12:27 No.33807040
they should pull an intel with VLC
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)12:27 No.33807041
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)12:27 No.33807041
AHAHA network not friendly my ass
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)12:27 No.33807042
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)12:27 No.33807042
so much fucking leddit here
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)12:27 No.33807043
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)12:27 No.33807043
have they said anything about the Nexus 7 yet?
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)12:28 No.33807045
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)12:28 No.33807045
Someone's getting fired today
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)12:28 No.33807046
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)12:28 No.33807046
Presenting 101: Never demo what isn't working 100%. EVER!
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)12:28 No.33807048
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)12:28 No.33807048
>andriod
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)12:28 No.33807049
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)12:28 No.33807049
>Let's move on
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)12:28 No.33807051
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)12:28 No.33807051
The devs of that racing game are being shot as we speak
>>
LAwLz !LAwLzaWU1A
05/15/13(Wed)12:28 No.33807053
LAwLz !LAwLzaWU1A 05/15/13(Wed)12:28 No.33807053
I don't get why they even try to do live demos in those rooms. They pretty much ever work.
Too much noise and interference.
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)12:28 No.33807054
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)12:28 No.33807054
>fail demo

HAAHAHAHAH
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)12:28 No.33807055
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)12:28 No.33807055
my sides
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)12:28 No.33807056
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)12:28 No.33807056
CAN U INTO SINGLE PLAYER
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)12:28 No.33807057
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)12:28 No.33807057
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Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)12:28 No.33807058
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)12:28 No.33807058
DAT MULTIPLAYER BLUNDER.

I was so hyped to see it work too
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)12:28 No.33807059
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)12:28 No.33807059
>Loading
>Loading
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>Loading
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Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)12:28 No.33807060
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)12:28 No.33807060
>not playing a video with vlc instead
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)12:28 No.33807061
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)12:28 No.33807061
painful to watch
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)12:28 No.33807062
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)12:28 No.33807062
>>33807043
no just android stuff
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)12:28 No.33807065
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)12:28 No.33807065
>Blaming the failures on the conferences network

wow
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)12:28 No.33807066
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)12:28 No.33807066
>live demos
>reliable

Why do people even bother?
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)12:28 No.33807067
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)12:28 No.33807067
>>33807040
Oh christ I'd pay money for this.
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)12:28 No.33807068
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)12:28 No.33807068
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>>33806878
>>33806879
>>33806880
>>33806882

>doesn't have a tablet good enough for games
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)12:28 No.33807069
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)12:28 No.33807069
I'm still laughing. Oh my god.
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)12:28 No.33807070
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)12:28 No.33807070
>tfw same shit happened to Apple with iPhone 4

At least Jobs had he balls to tell the audience to turn their fucking Wi-Fi off.
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)12:28 No.33807072
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)12:28 No.33807072
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>TURN OFF YOUR WIFIS
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)12:28 No.33807073
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)12:28 No.33807073
>>33806077 (OP)
hahaha that networking works soo great.
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)12:28 No.33807074
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)12:28 No.33807074
>>33807042
>saging a sticky
hahahahahahahahaha fucking faggot
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)12:28 No.33807075
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)12:28 No.33807075
MY FUCKING SIDES
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)12:28 No.33807078
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)12:28 No.33807078
Lol, google
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)12:28 No.33807081
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)12:28 No.33807081
>>33806966
other kairosoft games, nightsky, dungeon raid, spell tower, emulators for old games
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)12:29 No.33807086
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)12:29 No.33807086
>inb4 Steve Jobs screams at people to turn off their laptops and smartphones
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)12:29 No.33807087
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)12:29 No.33807087
WHAT

MOTHERFUCKER INTELLIJ
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)12:29 No.33807088
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)12:29 No.33807088
>>33807070
>>33807072
>jobs wifi mind
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)12:29 No.33807094
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)12:29 No.33807094
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>another live demo
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)12:29 No.33807096
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)12:29 No.33807096
>>33807070
>>33807072
le hivemind face
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)12:29 No.33807098
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)12:29 No.33807098
unfriendly botnet
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)12:29 No.33807099
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)12:29 No.33807099
>Andrioid Studio

>Copying MS Naming style

>"App" Developer
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)12:29 No.33807100
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)12:29 No.33807100
>IntelliJ based IDE
YES YES YES YES
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)12:29 No.33807101
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)12:29 No.33807101
>>33806945
well thats new
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)12:29 No.33807104
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)12:29 No.33807104
>>33807058
It was because there was a gigantic amount of wireless devices in the room though
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)12:29 No.33807105
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)12:29 No.33807105
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Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)12:29 No.33807107
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)12:29 No.33807107
>>33807070
>tell the audience to turn the WIFI off

THEY WERE HOLDING IT WRONG
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)12:29 No.33807110
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)12:29 No.33807110
>>33807070
This guy evidently has the sense to not even attempt something fruitless like that.
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)12:30 No.33807115
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)12:30 No.33807115
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>that big ass font size
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Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)12:30 No.33807116
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)12:30 No.33807116
>an IDE

booooring
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)12:30 No.33807117
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)12:30 No.33807117
>not using vim

fucking pleb
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)12:30 No.33807118
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)12:30 No.33807118
>this nerd stuff
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)12:30 No.33807119
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)12:30 No.33807119
"What I love about it is the attention to detail, which makes it a pleasure to use"
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)12:30 No.33807122
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)12:30 No.33807122
That's pretty cool
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)12:30 No.33807124
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)12:30 No.33807124
I love Jetbrains, but I wish they'd stop trying to sell me a different IDE for each type of dev I do.
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)12:30 No.33807125
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)12:30 No.33807125
ANDROID STUDIO BASED ON INTELLIJ
I'M CUMMING
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)12:30 No.33807126
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)12:30 No.33807126
>>33807110
>fruitless
futile
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)12:30 No.33807127
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)12:30 No.33807127
Holy shit
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)12:30 No.33807128
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)12:30 No.33807128
I love these features.
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)12:30 No.33807129
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)12:30 No.33807129
This IDE looks pretty fucking cool.
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)12:30 No.33807132
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)12:30 No.33807132
>>33807115
It's so people can see it on the big screen
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)12:30 No.33807133
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)12:30 No.33807133
now this is podracing
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)12:30 No.33807134
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)12:30 No.33807134
Wow, that editor is actually really fucking impressive
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)12:30 No.33807137
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)12:30 No.33807137
woah is this guy a hacker?
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)12:30 No.33807141
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)12:30 No.33807141
That's pretty fucking cool
#based
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)12:30 No.33807142
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)12:30 No.33807142
>>33807125
>OMG COLOR PREVIEW *CLAP CLAP CLAP*
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)12:31 No.33807146
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)12:31 No.33807146
Oh boy oh man oh god
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)12:31 No.33807147
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)12:31 No.33807147
>Lets look at some different screen sizes
>CLAPCLAPCLAP
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)12:31 No.33807148
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)12:31 No.33807148
That IDE is fucking awesome.
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)12:31 No.33807149
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)12:31 No.33807149
fuck your screensizes, fix your shitty android emulator instead, I can't make apps just thinking about API 17
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)12:31 No.33807151
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)12:31 No.33807151
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>>33807129

I agree, this looks like fun. Fuck the emacs/vim fags
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)12:31 No.33807152
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)12:31 No.33807152
Wow, this is actually pretty neat.
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)12:31 No.33807155
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)12:31 No.33807155
will they never stop clapping are they retarded.
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)12:31 No.33807156
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)12:31 No.33807156
HOLY FUCK THIS IDE IS GOAT
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)12:31 No.33807159
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)12:31 No.33807159
>>33807118
>the developers cumming

OOOOOOOHHH

lol
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)12:31 No.33807160
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)12:31 No.33807160
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>tfw google cant into multiplayer
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Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)12:31 No.33807161
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)12:31 No.33807161
>>33806077 (OP)
Ohhhh aahhhh woooowwww

*slurp google cock*
>>
LAwLz !LAwLzaWU1A
05/15/13(Wed)12:31 No.33807164
LAwLz !LAwLzaWU1A 05/15/13(Wed)12:31 No.33807164
>>33807115
It's to show people... Think before you try to insult.
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)12:31 No.33807165
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)12:31 No.33807165
This is actually pretty fucking cool.
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)12:31 No.33807166
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)12:31 No.33807166
GERMAN IS ON TOP
SUCK IT REST OF THE WORLD
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)12:31 No.33807171
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)12:31 No.33807171
I want this
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)12:31 No.33807172
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)12:31 No.33807172
it's fucking Stoppuhr not Stopuhr! fucking idiots
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)12:31 No.33807173
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)12:31 No.33807173
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Can your EMACS/VIM do that freetards?
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)12:31 No.33807175
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)12:31 No.33807175
Best thing so far at the moment.
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)12:31 No.33807176
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)12:31 No.33807176
>all this clapping
America plz
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)12:32 No.33807182
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)12:32 No.33807182
Dafuq is an ide?
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)12:32 No.33807184
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)12:32 No.33807184
>>33807042
look at this nigger
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)12:32 No.33807185
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)12:32 No.33807185
>>33807132
>>33807164

rused as fuck
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)12:32 No.33807186
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)12:32 No.33807186
No way I'm going to be an iPhone dev with that!
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)12:32 No.33807187
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)12:32 No.33807187
>>33807175
Yes
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)12:32 No.33807188
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)12:32 No.33807188
>>33807110
Worked when jobs did it.
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)12:32 No.33807191
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)12:32 No.33807191
>I've lost my prompter.
lel
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)12:32 No.33807193
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)12:32 No.33807193
>>33807173
i want to stick my dick into her mouth
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)12:32 No.33807195
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)12:32 No.33807195
>>33807182
GTFO of /g/
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)12:32 No.33807198
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)12:32 No.33807198
>>33807166
nazi pls go. You are next to third world countries.
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)12:32 No.33807199
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)12:32 No.33807199
dying lel
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)12:32 No.33807200
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)12:32 No.33807200
>oh shit freestyle
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)12:32 No.33807201
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)12:32 No.33807201
BASED PROMPTER
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)12:32 No.33807203
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)12:32 No.33807203
PROMPTER PLEASE

PLEASE
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)12:32 No.33807204
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)12:32 No.33807204
ANDROID STUDIO 10/10 IDEOTY
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)12:32 No.33807205
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)12:32 No.33807205
PROMPTER WHYYYYYYYYYYY
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)12:32 No.33807206
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)12:32 No.33807206
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>yfw when he reveals it is a emacs plugin.
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)12:32 No.33807207
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)12:32 No.33807207
wers my prompter
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)12:33 No.33807209
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)12:33 No.33807209
Did they just fuck up again?
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)12:33 No.33807210
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)12:33 No.33807210
This is such a fucking failure.
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)12:33 No.33807213
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)12:33 No.33807213
>dat fist bump
so gangsta
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)12:33 No.33807214
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)12:33 No.33807214
STOP CLAPPING!
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)12:33 No.33807215
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)12:33 No.33807215
PROMPTER, PLEASE
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)12:33 No.33807216
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)12:33 No.33807216
LOST THE PROMPTER GUYS
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)12:33 No.33807217
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)12:33 No.33807217
THANKS OBAMA
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)12:33 No.33807218
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)12:33 No.33807218
ELLELELELELELEL`
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)12:33 No.33807219
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)12:33 No.33807219
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Google_IO.gif
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Nightblast !jO9wAiorb2
05/15/13(Wed)12:33 No.33807221
Nightblast !jO9wAiorb2 05/15/13(Wed)12:33 No.33807221
>>33807203
hahaha, someone id fucking with this guy
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)12:33 No.33807223
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)12:33 No.33807223
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>>33807173
MUH MUH MUH MUH MUH MUH MUH MUH FREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEDUMS!
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)12:33 No.33807224
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)12:33 No.33807224
PROMPTER PLEASE

Also
>monetization
Oh boy microtransaction bullshit
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)12:33 No.33807225
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)12:33 No.33807225
WHERES MY PROMPTER ASSHOLES
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)12:33 No.33807226
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)12:33 No.33807226
THE SPAGHETTI IS JUST TO STRONG
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)12:33 No.33807227
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)12:33 No.33807227
>>33807182
Internet Development Environment (for botnets)
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)12:33 No.33807228
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)12:33 No.33807228
>dat fistbump

google have fun
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)12:33 No.33807231
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)12:33 No.33807231
ITS A WOMAN
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)12:33 No.33807232
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)12:33 No.33807232
PLAWS
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)12:33 No.33807233
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)12:33 No.33807233
>wimmens
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)12:33 No.33807235
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)12:33 No.33807235
apparently jennifer lawrence showed up
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)12:33 No.33807236
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)12:33 No.33807236
Does Ellie Even Program?
>Does Ellie Even Program?
Does Ellie Even Program?
>Does Ellie Even Program?
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)12:33 No.33807237
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)12:33 No.33807237
Hi, Ellie~! :3
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)12:33 No.33807238
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)12:33 No.33807238
>>33807195

Sorry im not a turbonerd loonix faggot like you. I have a life
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)12:33 No.33807239
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)12:33 No.33807239
HELLO ELLY
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)12:33 No.33807240
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)12:33 No.33807240
7/10 wud fug
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)12:33 No.33807243
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)12:33 No.33807243
>>33807207
>SERGIO, PROMPTER NO WERKO
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)12:33 No.33807244
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)12:33 No.33807244
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>hooker boots
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)12:33 No.33807245
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)12:33 No.33807245
dem hips
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)12:33 No.33807246
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)12:33 No.33807246
did this chick just hop out of the shower?
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)12:34 No.33807250
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)12:34 No.33807250
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>>33807232
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)12:34 No.33807251
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)12:34 No.33807251
>PLAWS PLAWS
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)12:34 No.33807252
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)12:34 No.33807252
>HI EVERYBODY [APPLAUSE]
>there is no applause
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)12:34 No.33807253
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)12:34 No.33807253
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Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)12:34 No.33807254
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)12:34 No.33807254
WHAT KIND OF FAT WHORE IS THIS?
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)12:34 No.33807257
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)12:34 No.33807257
WHO IS THIS UGLY FUCKING HAG
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)12:34 No.33807258
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)12:34 No.33807258
>dongles
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)12:34 No.33807259
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)12:34 No.33807259
>>33807166
>New Turkey on top
Ich glaube kaum mein Neger
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)12:34 No.33807260
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)12:34 No.33807260
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This part of the keynote is sponsored by
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)12:34 No.33807261
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)12:34 No.33807261
> Jewoman
Oh no.

> Fortune teller
XD
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)12:34 No.33807262
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)12:34 No.33807262
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Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)12:34 No.33807263
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)12:34 No.33807263
Ellie is a whore
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)12:34 No.33807266
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)12:34 No.33807266
3/10 would not fuck.
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)12:34 No.33807267
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)12:34 No.33807267
>fortune teller app
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)12:34 No.33807271
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)12:34 No.33807271
>>33807244
bah gawd
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)12:34 No.33807272
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)12:34 No.33807272
>5,500 attendees post to their google+ about the cute girl they just met, and how they think its time to take it to the next level with her
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)12:34 No.33807273
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)12:34 No.33807273
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Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)12:34 No.33807277
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)12:34 No.33807277
>>33807182
WHAT IS GOOGLE?
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)12:35 No.33807283
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)12:35 No.33807283
Move on please.
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)12:35 No.33807286
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)12:35 No.33807286
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>>33807260
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)12:35 No.33807288
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)12:35 No.33807288
wow google translation so revolutionary
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)12:35 No.33807289
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)12:35 No.33807289
WE WANT TO ME THIS EAZER
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)12:35 No.33807290
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)12:35 No.33807290
ezzer
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)12:35 No.33807292
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)12:35 No.33807292
>easer
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)12:35 No.33807293
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)12:35 No.33807293
SHE DOESNT SPEAK RUSSIAN
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)12:35 No.33807294
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)12:35 No.33807294
>eeser
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)12:35 No.33807295
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)12:35 No.33807295
We want to make this EASER
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)12:35 No.33807296
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)12:35 No.33807296
>we want to make this easer
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)12:35 No.33807298
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)12:35 No.33807298
EZER
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)12:35 No.33807299
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)12:35 No.33807299
>>33807273
im dying
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)12:35 No.33807300
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)12:35 No.33807300
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>>33807266
>Basement dwellers in charge of choosing who they have sex with
>Anonymous posters on /g/ in charge of having sex generally
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)12:35 No.33807301
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)12:35 No.33807301
Is she repeating sentences or am I going crazy?
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)12:35 No.33807302
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)12:35 No.33807302
DEM CHILD BEARING HIPS
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)12:35 No.33807303
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)12:35 No.33807303
>we wanna make this eas-er

LEL!
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)12:35 No.33807306
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)12:35 No.33807306
is she looping?
>>
LAwLz !LAwLzaWU1A
05/15/13(Wed)12:35 No.33807307
LAwLz !LAwLzaWU1A 05/15/13(Wed)12:35 No.33807307
>>33807185
>I was only pretending to be retarded
Sure buddy.
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)12:35 No.33807308
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)12:35 No.33807308
MAKE MORE MONEY GOYMS
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)12:35 No.33807309
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)12:35 No.33807309
>96.36
lol
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)12:35 No.33807310
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)12:35 No.33807310
>>33807129
It's probably just a pile of shit on top of Eclipse.
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)12:35 No.33807311
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)12:35 No.33807311
>we're announcing this today
No fucking shit
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)12:35 No.33807312
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)12:35 No.33807312
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>/g/ can't handle a woman in tech

/g/ pls
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)12:35 No.33807314
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)12:35 No.33807314
make this >easer
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)12:35 No.33807315
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)12:35 No.33807315
WE WANT TO MAKE THIS EAZUH
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)12:35 No.33807317
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)12:35 No.33807317
ITT:

I'M MAKING A COMMENT THAT PROVES I'M WATCHING IT!!!!!! I'M MAKING A COMMENT THAT PROVES I'M WATCHING IT!!!!!! I'M MAKING A COMMENT THAT PROVES I'M WATCHING IT!!!!!! I'M MAKING A COMMENT THAT PROVES I'M WATCHING IT!!!!!! I'M MAKING A COMMENT THAT PROVES I'M WATCHING IT!!!!!! I'M MAKING A COMMENT THAT PROVES I'M WATCHING IT!!!!!! I'M MAKING A COMMENT THAT PROVES I'M WATCHING IT!!!!!! I'M MAKING A COMMENT THAT PROVES I'M WATCHING IT!!!!!! I'M MAKING A COMMENT THAT PROVES I'M WATCHING IT!!!!!! I'M MAKING A COMMENT THAT PROVES I'M WATCHING IT!!!!!! I'M MAKING A COMMENT THAT PROVES I'M WATCHING IT!!!!!!
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)12:36 No.33807321
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)12:36 No.33807321
LET'S MAKE THIS EESR.
But its about time this was introduced, I was surprised this hasn't been around before now.
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)12:36 No.33807322
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)12:36 No.33807322
>$96/language
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)12:36 No.33807323
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)12:36 No.33807323
>$72.27
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)12:36 No.33807325
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)12:36 No.33807325
>in about a week

SUPER SIMPLE
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)12:36 No.33807326
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)12:36 No.33807326
>apps
>apps
>tablet
>app
>app
>tablet
>phone
>app
>app

why is anyone on this board interested in this shit? It's technology for plebs
>>
Taylor !Swift5T1wI
05/15/13(Wed)12:36 No.33807328
Taylor !Swift5T1wI 05/15/13(Wed)12:36 No.33807328
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$72

Yeah nah
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)12:36 No.33807336
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)12:36 No.33807336
>>33807309
rather cheap.
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)12:36 No.33807341
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)12:36 No.33807341
FUCK
WHERE CAN I SIGN UP TO TRANSLATE APPS INTO GERMAN?
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)12:36 No.33807342
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)12:36 No.33807342
>>33807301
something is "skipping".. I saw it as it happened and it basically jumped a few seconds backwards
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)12:36 No.33807343
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)12:36 No.33807343
>>33807286
> why Adam Sessler raped me

My sides
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)12:36 No.33807344
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)12:36 No.33807344
>>33807293
NOR ENGLISH
>>33807289
>>33807290
>>33807295
>>33807298
>>33807296
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)12:36 No.33807346
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)12:36 No.33807346
>>33807317
Go post in a different thread then
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)12:36 No.33807348
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)12:36 No.33807348
>>33807322
>>33807323
>>33807325
>>33807328
B-B-BUT MUH CONVENIENCE!!
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)12:36 No.33807350
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)12:36 No.33807350
>inb4 dongle chants
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)12:37 No.33807353
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)12:37 No.33807353
they should have gotten an average korean girl to do this part
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)12:37 No.33807354
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)12:37 No.33807354
"Ok"
"Here we go"
Goddamn stop saying that
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)12:37 No.33807355
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)12:37 No.33807355
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>>33807312
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)12:37 No.33807356
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)12:37 No.33807356
>>33807341
You don't. Germans know English anyway.
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)12:37 No.33807357
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)12:37 No.33807357
>>33807341
Dev console you mongoloi.
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)12:37 No.33807359
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)12:37 No.33807359
Lol this bitch is so nervous. Listen to her GULPS

>EEZER
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)12:37 No.33807361
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)12:37 No.33807361
ITT:

I'M MAKING A COMMENT THAT PROVES I'M WATCHING IT!!!!!! I'M MAKING A COMMENT THAT PROVES I'M WATCHING IT!!!!!! I'M MAKING A COMMENT THAT PROVES I'M WATCHING IT!!!!!! I'M MAKING A COMMENT THAT PROVES I'M WATCHING IT!!!!!! I'M MAKING A COMMENT THAT PROVES I'M WATCHING IT!!!!!! I'M MAKING A COMMENT THAT PROVES I'M WATCHING IT!!!!!! I'M MAKING A COMMENT THAT PROVES I'M WATCHING IT!!!!!! I'M MAKING A COMMENT THAT PROVES I'M WATCHING IT!!!!!! I'M MAKING A COMMENT THAT PROVES I'M WATCHING IT!!!!!! I'M MAKING A COMMENT THAT PROVES I'M WATCHING IT!!!!!! I'M MAKING A COMMENT THAT PROVES I'M WATCHING IT!!!!!!
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)12:37 No.33807362
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)12:37 No.33807362
no stat on how many people are deleting the shit after the first try?
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)12:37 No.33807363
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)12:37 No.33807363
>>33807322
>>33807323
>>33807328
Translators hate goyims, nothing new.
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)12:37 No.33807365
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)12:37 No.33807365
The botnet confirmed.
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)12:37 No.33807366
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)12:37 No.33807366
>>33807312
it's not about her being a woman, it's about google making things eezier
>>
Brogief !!ZMdJZk/jbR7
05/15/13(Wed)12:37 No.33807367
Brogief !!ZMdJZk/jbR7 05/15/13(Wed)12:37 No.33807367
muh freedums
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)12:37 No.33807368
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)12:37 No.33807368
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>>33807322
>>33807323
>>33807328

fucking poor plebians
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)12:37 No.33807369
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)12:37 No.33807369
>>33807335
This. I am not Russian but hate localization of apps.
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)12:37 No.33807370
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)12:37 No.33807370
Fuck off, give me my Nexus 7 v2 and Nexus 4 with LTE.
>>
Taylor !Swift5T1wI
05/15/13(Wed)12:37 No.33807372
Taylor !Swift5T1wI 05/15/13(Wed)12:37 No.33807372
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>>33807353
Nah the plastic on her face would melt on the lights
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)12:37 No.33807373
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)12:37 No.33807373
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>paying money for a service

no u
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)12:37 No.33807374
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)12:37 No.33807374
the indian on the table looks like the indian from the guild
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)12:37 No.33807377
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)12:37 No.33807377
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Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)12:37 No.33807379
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)12:37 No.33807379
Red roof, wet basement
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)12:38 No.33807383
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)12:38 No.33807383
>>33807361
>>>/macrumors/
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)12:38 No.33807384
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)12:38 No.33807384
>172 thousand dollars
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)12:38 No.33807385
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)12:38 No.33807385
>>33807353
>tfw you make a huge app and ask a korean company to translate it to korean for a cute girl to touch your app
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)12:38 No.33807388
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)12:38 No.33807388
>MORE MONEY MORE MONEY
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)12:38 No.33807389
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)12:38 No.33807389
>this is irrelevant because your app will never be popular enough to make money
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)12:38 No.33807390
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)12:38 No.33807390
>like you I just want to make money
full jewery
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)12:38 No.33807392
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)12:38 No.33807392
Boring

Where are my shiny toys
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)12:38 No.33807393
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)12:38 No.33807393
Is she simultaniously translating into sign language?
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)12:38 No.33807394
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)12:38 No.33807394
ok
OK
ok
ok
o
k
o
okkkkk
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)12:38 No.33807395
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)12:38 No.33807395
she's kinda qt
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)12:38 No.33807397
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)12:38 No.33807397
>>33807361
>Being mad over nothing
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)12:38 No.33807400
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)12:38 No.33807400
>>33807356
just don't tell anyone
>>33807357
you wotm8?
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)12:38 No.33807401
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)12:38 No.33807401
I want MONEY!
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)12:38 No.33807402
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)12:38 No.33807402
FUCK PRIVACY

MUH TRACKING
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)12:38 No.33807403
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)12:38 No.33807403
>implying I won't just put it through google translate and charge $100
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)12:38 No.33807407
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)12:38 No.33807407
>NEXUS 4 32GB

DID ANYONE SCREENCAP THAT?
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)12:39 No.33807409
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)12:39 No.33807409
>>33807370
yeah you know bruv

glad I cancelled my nexus 7 order, that was close
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)12:39 No.33807411
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)12:39 No.33807411
The devs look so fucking bored.
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)12:39 No.33807412
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)12:39 No.33807412
>APP
>APP
>APP
Holy shit
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)12:39 No.33807414
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)12:39 No.33807414
She made 32k on a fart app?
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)12:39 No.33807416
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)12:39 No.33807416
>>33807395
the fuck
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)12:39 No.33807417
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)12:39 No.33807417
Beta testing and rolling release
I can dig it.
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)12:39 No.33807420
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)12:39 No.33807420
>Beta testing
>cut to a room full of fat men clapping
I guess the betas liked it
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)12:39 No.33807421
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)12:39 No.33807421
ALPHA AS TEST
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)12:39 No.33807422
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)12:39 No.33807422
Like anyone cares about google+ lel
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)12:39 No.33807423
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who /sp/ here
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)12:39 No.33807425
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)12:39 No.33807425
>We're adding what should be very basic additions and features!
*CLAP**CLAP**CLAP**CLAP**CLAP**CLAP**CLAP*
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)12:39 No.33807427
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)12:39 No.33807427
Beta testing fucking finally. No apk sharing anymore.
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)12:39 No.33807430
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)12:39 No.33807430
>>33807401
Interrupted by random clapping again!

Holy shit, America is WORSE then I thought.
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)12:39 No.33807431
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)12:39 No.33807431
this bitch is such a fucking loser
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)12:39 No.33807432
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)12:39 No.33807432
What the fuck is up with the clapping all the time? Here in Europe we clap if the show is over, not in between
>>
LAwLz !LAwLzaWU1A
05/15/13(Wed)12:39 No.33807433
LAwLz !LAwLzaWU1A 05/15/13(Wed)12:39 No.33807433
Okay
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)12:39 No.33807437
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)12:39 No.33807437
>Google+

is she avin a giggle?
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)12:39 No.33807438
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)12:39 No.33807438
>>33807390
>implying this isn't true
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)12:39 No.33807439
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)12:39 No.33807439
people are sitting on the floor..clapping.
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)12:39 No.33807440
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)12:39 No.33807440
>>33807423

me, I was looking for a gamethread but couldn't find one
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)12:39 No.33807443
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)12:39 No.33807443
>ok
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)12:39 No.33807444
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)12:39 No.33807444
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>>33807356
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)12:39 No.33807445
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)12:39 No.33807445
>>33807423
Confirmed for Americlap
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)12:40 No.33807447
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)12:40 No.33807447
GET THIS FUCKING IDIOT OFF THE STAGE
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)12:40 No.33807449
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)12:40 No.33807449
>speaking pause for awhile
>audience claps pretending they know any shit

Fucking americlaps.
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)12:40 No.33807450
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)12:40 No.33807450
Holy fuck that horrible joke

Im cringing so hard
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)12:40 No.33807452
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)12:40 No.33807452
ouch that 10% joke...
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)12:40 No.33807453
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)12:40 No.33807453
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oh god muricans
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)12:40 No.33807455
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)12:40 No.33807455
>>33807425
five new features *shows five fingers*
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)12:40 No.33807456
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)12:40 No.33807456
> DONT ALL APPLAUD AT THE SAME TYME
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)12:40 No.33807458
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)12:40 No.33807458
Americans even make clapping jokes?
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)12:40 No.33807461
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)12:40 No.33807461
>don't all clap at once
lel
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)12:40 No.33807463
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)12:40 No.33807463
Was that a joke? the 10% thing, if so it bombed hard.
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)12:40 No.33807466
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)12:40 No.33807466
WE ARE THE 10%
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)12:40 No.33807467
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)12:40 No.33807467
I'm feeling pretty API'd out guys
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)12:40 No.33807469
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)12:40 No.33807469
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Holy fuck, I didn't even realise that I'm being tracked and spyed on THIS much when using my Android phone. Fuckers record absolutely everything. Windows Phone it is.
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)12:40 No.33807470
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)12:40 No.33807470
LOTS OF MONEY
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)12:40 No.33807471
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)12:40 No.33807471
>>33807445
OK OK OK OK
OOOOOOOK
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)12:40 No.33807472
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)12:40 No.33807472
>>33807429
Origin as in the EA program to compete with Steam?
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)12:40 No.33807473
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)12:40 No.33807473
vurry fanny joek
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)12:40 No.33807474
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)12:40 No.33807474
Dat spaghetti

10% AT A TIME CLAPPING
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)12:40 No.33807476
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)12:40 No.33807476
>Lets start with 10% on this side

MY SIDES

She is literally the queen of comedy
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)12:40 No.33807480
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)12:40 No.33807480
>How are you feeling today?
>CLAPCLAPCLAP
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)12:40 No.33807481
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)12:40 No.33807481
Americlaps.

Americlaps everywhere.
>>
Nightblast !jO9wAiorb2
05/15/13(Wed)12:40 No.33807482
Nightblast !jO9wAiorb2 05/15/13(Wed)12:40 No.33807482
Nexus 7 incoming!
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)12:40 No.33807483
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)12:40 No.33807483
>that awkward final thank you from that greasy bitch
>>
Brogief !!ZMdJZk/jbR7
05/15/13(Wed)12:40 No.33807484
Brogief !!ZMdJZk/jbR7 05/15/13(Wed)12:40 No.33807484
>>33807423
tell PaulJasonPierre that brogief said hi
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)12:40 No.33807486
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)12:40 No.33807486
>>33807423
muh sp
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)12:40 No.33807487
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)12:40 No.33807487
>>33807452

WE ARE THE 90 PERCENT!!!!
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)12:40 No.33807489
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)12:40 No.33807489
10% applause
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)12:40 No.33807490
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)12:40 No.33807490
I'M SO API'D OUT GUYS
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)12:40 No.33807491
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)12:40 No.33807491
LET'S START WITH 10%
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)12:40 No.33807492
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)12:40 No.33807492
>>33807432
conferences over here hire people to start clapping after like, anything
americans can't stand listening to a single person clapping, so it gets contagious and other people clap

it's weird
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)12:40 No.33807493
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)12:40 No.33807493
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>don't all start clapping at the same time
Oh god
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Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)12:40 No.33807495
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>Don't all clap at once! Let's start with 10 percent on the left!
>no one laughs
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Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)12:40 No.33807496
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)12:40 No.33807496
>hows everyone feeling?
>CLAP CLAP CLAP
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)12:40 No.33807497
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)12:40 No.33807497
>>33807469
You fucking wot
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)12:40 No.33807498
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)12:40 No.33807498
>>33807423
>>33807440
Fuck off
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)12:40 No.33807499
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)12:40 No.33807499
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Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)12:41 No.33807500
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)12:41 No.33807500
>Konbawa
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)12:41 No.33807502
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)12:41 No.33807502
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>asian is unimpressed
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Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)12:41 No.33807505
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)12:41 No.33807505
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>API'd out
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Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)12:41 No.33807508
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)12:41 No.33807508
>>33807469

>implying its not the same on windows phone

The ignorance is hilarious
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)12:41 No.33807510
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)12:41 No.33807510
botnet rockstar

konbawa tokyo
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)12:41 No.33807511
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)12:41 No.33807511
>>33807453
I was hoping someone would screencap this guy.
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)12:41 No.33807512
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)12:41 No.33807512
so much fucking clapping, jesus christ
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)12:41 No.33807513
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)12:41 No.33807513
KON BAW WA TOKYO
what a weaboo
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)12:41 No.33807514
Male presenter: No comments about how he looks.

Female presenter: Three jokes and counting.
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)12:41 No.33807515
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)12:41 No.33807515
KONBONWA TOKYO THANKS FOR STAYING UP
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)12:41 No.33807518
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)12:41 No.33807518
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>tfw most the clappers and cheerers are Google employee plants.
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Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)12:41 No.33807519
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)12:41 No.33807519
>>33807498

can't handle the banter?
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)12:41 No.33807522
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)12:41 No.33807522
was this guy one of the beatles? who the fuck is this cunt?
>>
Taylor !Swift5T1wI
05/15/13(Wed)12:41 No.33807525
Taylor !Swift5T1wI 05/15/13(Wed)12:41 No.33807525
>>33807502
Should take him to a Korean Surgery

he'll be impressed at the plastic bitches
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)12:42 No.33807526
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)12:42 No.33807526
>>33807502
dat macbook
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)12:42 No.33807528
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)12:42 No.33807528
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Kurt Russel?
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)12:42 No.33807531
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)12:42 No.33807531
who /tv/ here
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)12:42 No.33807534
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)12:42 No.33807534
>plus-one'd it
brhahahah what
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)12:42 No.33807535
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)12:42 No.33807535
This hugo guy is having a sparghetti fest
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)12:42 No.33807537
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)12:42 No.33807537
>>33807514
Butthurt female detected
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)12:42 No.33807538
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)12:42 No.33807538
>SUGGESTED
>NOT TACO BELL MATERIAL
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)12:42 No.33807541
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)12:42 No.33807541
>>33807514

please, I was just about to talk about the other guy's jew nose.
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)12:42 No.33807546
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)12:42 No.33807546
who /u/ here
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)12:42 No.33807548
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)12:42 No.33807548
>exetra
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)12:42 No.33807549
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)12:42 No.33807549
No anime on his recommended list?
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)12:42 No.33807552
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)12:42 No.33807552
>>33807514
we make fun of all of them
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)12:42 No.33807556
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)12:42 No.33807556
>Americlaps
>Claplet
>Clapstore
>Claptop
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)12:43 No.33807558
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)12:43 No.33807558
so staged
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)12:43 No.33807559
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)12:43 No.33807559
Guys, I want to masturbate but I don't want to miss any of Google I/O.

Is it acceptable to whack it with a bunch of dudes talking in the background?
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)12:43 No.33807560
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)12:43 No.33807560
where can i download the new android sdk?
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)12:43 No.33807561
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)12:43 No.33807561
45 minutes and nothing but developers centric shit. Is it like if this shit was a developers conference or something. Give us the goodies then you cab bore them to death.
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)12:43 No.33807563
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)12:43 No.33807563
>we should hang out
g-gaaay.
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)12:43 No.33807564
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)12:43 No.33807564
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I want out of the botnet
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Brogief !!ZMdJZk/jbR7
05/15/13(Wed)12:43 No.33807565
Brogief !!ZMdJZk/jbR7 05/15/13(Wed)12:43 No.33807565
>metallica

shit taste in metal.
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)12:43 No.33807566
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)12:43 No.33807566
>>33807528
uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh huh uh nuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhu
uhuhuhuhuh
uh
uh
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)12:43 No.33807567
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)12:43 No.33807567
>>33807531
>tfw no feets
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)12:43 No.33807570
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)12:43 No.33807570
>+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1
Ugh.
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)12:43 No.33807571
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)12:43 No.33807571
"Ahh looks like he's a metallica fan?"

Dat botnet7data collecting
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)12:43 No.33807573
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)12:43 No.33807573
>metallica
>actually black sabbath
wat
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)12:43 No.33807574
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)12:43 No.33807574
>You're a Metallica fan? We should hang out
>Crickets
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)12:43 No.33807576
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)12:43 No.33807576
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>GOOGL io audience
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Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)12:43 No.33807577
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)12:43 No.33807577
>>33807514
Wrong, people were talking about Duarte's bad fashion sense earlier
>>
TroalPost !!M/8ntLE+we3
05/15/13(Wed)12:43 No.33807578
TroalPost !!M/8ntLE+we3 05/15/13(Wed)12:43 No.33807578
just came in
what have i missed?
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)12:43 No.33807580
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)12:43 No.33807580
>recommended for you
I've seen this already somewhere.
I just can't really put my finger on it.
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)12:43 No.33807581
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)12:43 No.33807581
w-we should hang out
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)12:43 No.33807582
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)12:43 No.33807582
are they implying people actually use G+?
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)12:43 No.33807583
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)12:43 No.33807583
>>33807528
>my sides flew to mars
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)12:43 No.33807584
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)12:43 No.33807584
>>33807559
>subtitiles and mute
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)12:43 No.33807585
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)12:43 No.33807585
WHO CARES ABOUT APP TRASH
WHO CARES ABOUT APP TRASH
WHO CARES ABOUT APP TRASH
WHO CARES ABOUT APP TRASH
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)12:43 No.33807586
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)12:43 No.33807586
>>33807514
Because IRL, you also insult women by calling them ugly, because it hurts them more.
>>
Taylor !Swift5T1wI
05/15/13(Wed)12:43 No.33807588
Taylor !Swift5T1wI 05/15/13(Wed)12:43 No.33807588
>>33807564
tfw no matter what every phone is a botnet
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)12:43 No.33807589
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)12:43 No.33807589
>>33807561
>45 minutes and nothing but developers centric shit
breaking news: i/o is a dev-conference, not a sales fair, you moron.
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)12:43 No.33807590
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)12:43 No.33807590
>>33807561
It is a developers conference
>>
Guy Incognito !!Czae4KQs0ob
05/15/13(Wed)12:43 No.33807592
Guy Incognito !!Czae4KQs0ob 05/15/13(Wed)12:43 No.33807592
>>33807564
Once you're in, you STAY in.
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)12:43 No.33807593
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)12:43 No.33807593
>>33807534
What a shitty way to say 'me too'.
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)12:44 No.33807595
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)12:44 No.33807595
>>33807578
API's and services
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)12:44 No.33807596
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)12:44 No.33807596
>>33807574
>all those google employee's forced laughter
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)12:44 No.33807597
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)12:44 No.33807597
>>33807502
>far right jew is pleased
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)12:44 No.33807598
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)12:44 No.33807598
>>33807559
Just close the tab. This is terrible.
>>
Brogief !!ZMdJZk/jbR7
05/15/13(Wed)12:44 No.33807600
Brogief !!ZMdJZk/jbR7 05/15/13(Wed)12:44 No.33807600
>>33807578
google has shit taste in metal.
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)12:44 No.33807603
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)12:44 No.33807603
>super gnes
this is relevant to my interests
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)12:44 No.33807607
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)12:44 No.33807607
who /b/ here XDD
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)12:44 No.33807608
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)12:44 No.33807608
>>33807514
Oh my, why may that be? Maybe (just maybe) because most of us are heterosexual men, fucking cunt.
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)12:44 No.33807609
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)12:44 No.33807609
Now that they always show that Nexus 10, I kinda want one.
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)12:44 No.33807610
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)12:44 No.33807610
>>33807578
a white chick in black dress with red hooker boots
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)12:44 No.33807614
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)12:44 No.33807614
>>33807423
I only go to /sp/ for the Raw threads.
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)12:44 No.33807615
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)12:44 No.33807615
>>33807581
o…okay nii-chan. But p-please be gentle, I-I only hear metallica to seem tough!
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)12:44 No.33807616
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)12:44 No.33807616
>>33807570
>Nigger +1'ed /g/
>''Install gentoo on your Android device now!''
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)12:44 No.33807617
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)12:44 No.33807617
>>33807578

GOAT IDE, android studio
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)12:44 No.33807618
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)12:44 No.33807618
NEW GOOGLE PLAY DESIGN ON DESKTOP
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)12:44 No.33807619
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)12:44 No.33807619
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>>33807565
>metallica
>metal

please.
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)12:44 No.33807621
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)12:44 No.33807621
>>33807578
Google Games
A METRIC SHIT TON of API's

dats eet
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)12:44 No.33807622
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)12:44 No.33807622
> We now tell users when an app is designed for their device
CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP!
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)12:44 No.33807623
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)12:44 No.33807623
>>33807582

Everybody's bonus at Google is tied to Google+'s success.
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)12:44 No.33807625
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)12:44 No.33807625
>let's pop open the laptop
>black cursor
is this crapple or chromebook?
>>
Zixaphir
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>not megadeth
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Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)12:44 No.33807628
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)12:44 No.33807628
GAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)12:44 No.33807629
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)12:44 No.33807629
Who is from reddit that is posting in this epic thread? xD :D
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)12:44 No.33807631
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)12:44 No.33807631
BRING GOOGLE READER BACK YOU FUCKS
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)12:44 No.33807632
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)12:44 No.33807632
>>33807578
Clapping
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)12:45 No.33807634
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)12:45 No.33807634
>uh
>uhm
>uhh
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)12:45 No.33807635
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)12:45 No.33807635
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>deliberately cutting off the bottom of screen projected on a wall not to show that they are running chrome on Windows

>mfw
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)12:45 No.33807636
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)12:45 No.33807636
>a more handsome man
Oh my~.
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)12:45 No.33807637
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Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)12:45 No.33807638
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)12:45 No.33807638
How long till they start talking about hardware?
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)12:45 No.33807640
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)12:45 No.33807640
>that fucking jacket-tshirt combo

Kill me now please get off the stage
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)12:45 No.33807641
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)12:45 No.33807641
>we didnt put up a picture of a handsome man behind me

.....What?
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)12:45 No.33807642
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)12:45 No.33807642
>these jokes bombing

why do they even bother
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)12:45 No.33807643
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)12:45 No.33807643
NEW MUSIC APP FUCK YEAH
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)12:45 No.33807644
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)12:45 No.33807644
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>>33807631
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)12:45 No.33807645
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)12:45 No.33807645
>>33807593
i thought it was just pronounced as "plussed".

"plussed one", so bad.
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)12:45 No.33807646
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)12:45 No.33807646
i hate this guy so much
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)12:45 No.33807647
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)12:45 No.33807647
>Google jokes
They make me cringe so hard.
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)12:45 No.33807648
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)12:45 No.33807648
>YOU GUYS WANNA HEAR ABOUT MUSIC?

>nah
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)12:45 No.33807649
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)12:45 No.33807649
is this guy gay
>>
Guy Incognito !!Czae4KQs0ob
05/15/13(Wed)12:45 No.33807650
Guy Incognito !!Czae4KQs0ob 05/15/13(Wed)12:45 No.33807650
>>33807626
>megadeath

sure grandpa
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)12:45 No.33807651
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)12:45 No.33807651
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[Awkward unfunny jokes intensify]
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Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)12:45 No.33807652
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)12:45 No.33807652
YOU GUYS WANNA HEAR ABOUT MUSIC

CLAP NOW

CLAP
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)12:45 No.33807653
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)12:45 No.33807653
>you guys wanna hear about music?

No.
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)12:45 No.33807654
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)12:45 No.33807654
>>33807626
hey are your an appcahn still botnets?
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)12:45 No.33807657
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)12:45 No.33807657
>you guys wanna head about music
>"ehhh"
>let's talk about music
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)12:45 No.33807658
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)12:45 No.33807658
Here it comes
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)12:45 No.33807659
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)12:45 No.33807659
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>>33807546
Reporting in
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)12:45 No.33807660
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)12:45 No.33807660
MUSIC

hold for applause

HERE COMES SPOTIFY
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)12:45 No.33807662
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)12:45 No.33807662
Music!
>>
TroalPost !!M/8ntLE+we3
05/15/13(Wed)12:45 No.33807663
TroalPost !!M/8ntLE+we3 05/15/13(Wed)12:45 No.33807663
>>33807600
caught that eew metallica
>>33807595
updates now?
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)12:45 No.33807667
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>>33807626
>any brand of meal without psych rock influence
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)12:46 No.33807668
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/g/, can you tell me what headphone this is?
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Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)12:45 No.33807671
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)12:45 No.33807671
This music announcement is going to be gay, I can feel it.
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)12:46 No.33807674
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)12:46 No.33807674
>Only one wanted to hear about music.
YEAH CLAP
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)12:46 No.33807676
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Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)12:46 No.33807677
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)12:46 No.33807677
>>33807584
>mfw they edit the subtitles after they're said
>computer picks up "Matter," says "Marypt"
>subtitles stop for a few seconds
>"Matter......."
>hue
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)12:46 No.33807678
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)12:46 No.33807678
>>33807631
Fuck Reader, I want Wave back.
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)12:46 No.33807684
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)12:46 No.33807684
When will they talk about golang?
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)12:46 No.33807686
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)12:46 No.33807686
>music is universal
>not putting JIBUN WOOOOOO while he talks about it
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)12:46 No.33807687
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)12:46 No.33807687
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>>33807589
>>33807590
Glad I can have some fun until the hardware news.
>>
Brogief !!ZMdJZk/jbR7
05/15/13(Wed)12:46 No.33807688
Brogief !!ZMdJZk/jbR7 05/15/13(Wed)12:46 No.33807688
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>>33807619
more my style
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)12:46 No.33807689
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)12:46 No.33807689
>>33806609
>>33806609
>watching this with captions
live captions - google what the fuck?
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)12:46 No.33807691
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)12:46 No.33807691
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WHY DO THEY EVEN TRY WITH THESE SHITTY JOKES? FUCKING CRINGE
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)12:46 No.33807693
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)12:46 No.33807693
oh boy
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)12:46 No.33807694
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)12:46 No.33807694
They better announce a redesign of the play music app

I can't stand this retarded shuffle anymore
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)12:46 No.33807695
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)12:46 No.33807695
>>33807589
Yeah,this is what a lot people forget currently watching from YouTube.
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)12:46 No.33807696
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)12:46 No.33807696
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>>33807546
>>33807659
>>
TroalPost !!M/8ntLE+we3
05/15/13(Wed)12:46 No.33807698
TroalPost !!M/8ntLE+we3 05/15/13(Wed)12:46 No.33807698
this forced clapping and laughter
steve jobs please walk in
>>
lazy
05/15/13(Wed)12:46 No.33807699
lazy 05/15/13(Wed)12:46 No.33807699
>google play music
Canada left in the dust again
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)12:46 No.33807700
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)12:46 No.33807700
Google iTunes?
>>
LAwLz !LAwLzaWU1A
05/15/13(Wed)12:46 No.33807701
LAwLz !LAwLzaWU1A 05/15/13(Wed)12:46 No.33807701
>>33807578
Peer to peer gaming.
Deleting a notification on one device will now delete it on your other devices.
New IDE for developers.
Some other developer stuff (like easy translating your app, tips to improve your app and such).
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)12:46 No.33807702
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)12:46 No.33807702
>>33807645
That sounds better, way better than "plus one'd".
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)12:46 No.33807704
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)12:46 No.33807704
THE POWER OF GOOGLE
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)12:46 No.33807707
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)12:46 No.33807707
WE ALL ACCESS NOW
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)12:46 No.33807708
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)12:46 No.33807708
RIP SPOTIFY
>>
Brogief !!ZMdJZk/jbR7
05/15/13(Wed)12:46 No.33807709
Brogief !!ZMdJZk/jbR7 05/15/13(Wed)12:46 No.33807709
>>33807626
kreator is better
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)12:47 No.33807711
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)12:47 No.33807711
13 countries?!?!?!? I'm shitting myself im so excited
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)12:47 No.33807714
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)12:47 No.33807714
google confirmed for zune pass
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)12:47 No.33807715
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)12:47 No.33807715
[Spotify's demise intensify]
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)12:47 No.33807717
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)12:47 No.33807717
>>33807694
Oh god, me too
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)12:47 No.33807719
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)12:47 No.33807719
>>33807691
at least it isn't Samsung tier

[spoiler]or qualcomm[/spoiler]
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)12:47 No.33807720
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)12:47 No.33807720
>>33807701
The IDE is perhaps the only great thing so far about this.
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)12:47 No.33807722
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)12:47 No.33807722
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>All these shitty jokes
STEP IT UP GOOGLE
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)12:47 No.33807725
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)12:47 No.33807725
>a uniquely Google approach
Yeah, I guess ripping people off IS the Google approach.
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)12:47 No.33807726
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)12:47 No.33807726
All the things he talks about with the Music service makes me think:

iTunes

>fags trying to be innovative
>lel
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)12:47 No.33807727
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)12:47 No.33807727
US ONLY FOR SELECTED USERS
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)12:47 No.33807728
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)12:47 No.33807728
>>33807589

I/O is a toy giveaway that they call a dev conference to pretend they care about devs.
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)12:47 No.33807730
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)12:47 No.33807730
I somewhat enjoy seeing how people clap to everything except when they are supposed to.
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)12:47 No.33807732
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)12:47 No.33807732
>GUIDED
MORE LIKE RAILROADED
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)12:47 No.33807734
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)12:47 No.33807734
>>33807546
I'm not /u/ but you're pretty cool. I don't mind when /u/ is on /a/.
>>
Zixaphir
05/15/13(Wed)12:47 No.33807736
Zixaphir 05/15/13(Wed)12:47 No.33807736
>>33807654
I covertly work for Google. The adblocking function in appchan triggers an advanced analytics mode that sends cursor and keypress data as long as the tab is open. For every user that blocks ads, I gain a multiplicative profit based on the time a 4chan thread is open and the amount of time spent off that tab.
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)12:47 No.33807737
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)12:47 No.33807737
cool
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)12:47 No.33807739
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)12:47 No.33807739
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OH BOY HERE WE GO

>2013
>not listening on your home amp and headphone setup

shiggy diggy doo
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)12:48 No.33807742
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)12:48 No.33807742
>Spotify's CEOs found dead, suicide by hanging
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)12:48 No.33807743
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)12:48 No.33807743
>BUYING MUSIC

>>33807699
That's weird, I live in a shithole and music is available for me (portugal)
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)12:48 No.33807744
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)12:48 No.33807744
look at that ui-design. good god, shoot the person in charge.
>>
Brogief !!ZMdJZk/jbR7
05/15/13(Wed)12:48 No.33807745
Brogief !!ZMdJZk/jbR7 05/15/13(Wed)12:48 No.33807745
>so many music duplicates

google pls
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)12:48 No.33807746
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)12:48 No.33807746
>Alt/Indie
Gayyyyyyyyyy
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)12:48 No.33807748
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)12:48 No.33807748
dat horrible music
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)12:48 No.33807749
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)12:48 No.33807749
>Alternative/Indie
>genre
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)12:48 No.33807751
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)12:48 No.33807751
untz untz untz
>>
TroalPost !!M/8ntLE+we3
05/15/13(Wed)12:48 No.33807755
TroalPost !!M/8ntLE+we3 05/15/13(Wed)12:48 No.33807755
>>33807668
pioneer hdj
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)12:48 No.33807756
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)12:48 No.33807756
[Dancing intensifies]
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)12:48 No.33807758
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)12:48 No.33807758
>>33807699
Like Canada gets anything from Google, I think it was Waterloo (ON) where Google wanted a fibre engineer or something and people were freaking out about Google Fibre coming to Canada, but that was bullshit.
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)12:48 No.33807759
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)12:48 No.33807759
>!!!

neat
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)12:48 No.33807760
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)12:48 No.33807760
GOOGLE PANDORA
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)12:48 No.33807761
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)12:48 No.33807761
>>33807668
>not listening to music through your temples
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)12:48 No.33807762
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)12:48 No.33807762
>key albums that define the genre
My anus is in pain.
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)12:48 No.33807763
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)12:48 No.33807763
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>>33807696
rspct
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)12:48 No.33807764
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)12:48 No.33807764
>google spotify
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)12:48 No.33807767
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)12:48 No.33807767
Uninstalling Spotify right now. Goodbye, old friend.
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)12:48 No.33807768
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)12:48 No.33807768
>>33807736
i know it.
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)12:48 No.33807770
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)12:48 No.33807770
>Radio
Pandora ded
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)12:48 No.33807771
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)12:48 No.33807771
>what is last.fm
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)12:48 No.33807773
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)12:48 No.33807773
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Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)12:48 No.33807775
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)12:48 No.33807775
>what's coming up next
>empathy by crystal castles
>yes
>>
ƴττRιυʍ !L7tyclief.
05/15/13(Wed)12:48 No.33807776
ƴττRιυʍ !L7tyclief. 05/15/13(Wed)12:48 No.33807776
Anyone want to be a part of the Google Play Scrotter Beta? :3
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)12:48 No.33807780
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)12:48 No.33807780
> Swipe it awaaaayyyyyyyy
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)12:48 No.33807781
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)12:48 No.33807781
>Please clap
>
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)12:48 No.33807782
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)12:48 No.33807782
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Holy shit

>This music app
>>
Guy Incognito !!Czae4KQs0ob
05/15/13(Wed)12:48 No.33807784
Guy Incognito !!Czae4KQs0ob 05/15/13(Wed)12:48 No.33807784
[Pandora Sweating Intensifies]
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)12:48 No.33807785
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)12:48 No.33807785
who thought that always there nav bar at the bottom was a good idea, it looks ugly as shit
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)12:48 No.33807786
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)12:48 No.33807786
>"Holy Fuck"
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)12:49 No.33807787
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)12:49 No.33807787
how do i swipe this presentation away?
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)12:49 No.33807791
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)12:49 No.33807791
JUST SWIPE IT AWAY
>>
Taylor !Swift5T1wI
05/15/13(Wed)12:49 No.33807795
Taylor !Swift5T1wI 05/15/13(Wed)12:49 No.33807795
YOU CAN'T ESCAPE THE BOTNET

YOU'RE HERE FOREVER
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)12:49 No.33807796
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)12:49 No.33807796
You can reorder and change the songs you listen to!! Thanks Google!
>>
Brogief !!ZMdJZk/jbR7
05/15/13(Wed)12:49 No.33807797
Brogief !!ZMdJZk/jbR7 05/15/13(Wed)12:49 No.33807797
>>33807776
me
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)12:49 No.33807800
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)12:49 No.33807800
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Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)12:49 No.33807802
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)12:49 No.33807802
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Oh wow, they discovered MixView, like 7 fucking years after the Zune Software with its Zune Pass.

Oh god, my sides
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)12:49 No.33807804
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)12:49 No.33807804
>>33807469
just get a dumb phone
at least that way only the telecoms and police will track you

calls can be tapped
texts and call times are logged

sim 2 and 3 keep cell triangulation logs

cell triangulation can only locate you to within 4 to 8 kilometers

enough for circumstantial evidence
as to correspond time and place
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)12:49 No.33807805
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)12:49 No.33807805
>no swype typing
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)12:49 No.33807807
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Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)12:49 No.33807808
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)12:49 No.33807808
GO AHEAD AND LIGHT THAT UP GUYS
1 luv
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)12:49 No.33807809
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)12:49 No.33807809
This is pretty good. Hopefully its at least 320s.
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)12:49 No.33807811
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)12:49 No.33807811
>>33807780
SWIPE IT SWIPE IT AWAY
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)12:49 No.33807813
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)12:49 No.33807813
>>33807785
>>macrumours
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)12:49 No.33807816
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)12:49 No.33807816
>That lag when he searched
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)12:49 No.33807817
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)12:49 No.33807817
Nice good choice with james blake.
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)12:49 No.33807821
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)12:49 No.33807821
>Swipe it away
>Into the trash mk. 2
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)12:49 No.33807824
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)12:49 No.33807824
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DID HE JUST FUCKING SWIPE AWAY CRYSTAL CASTLES?!
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)12:50 No.33807826
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)12:50 No.33807826
>2013
>paying for music
Move on
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)12:50 No.33807829
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)12:50 No.33807829
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>let the botnet recommend you music
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)12:50 No.33807832
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)12:50 No.33807832
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The contrarian in me is thinking about supporting Spotify now.
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)12:50 No.33807833
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)12:50 No.33807833
It's Facebook vs MySpace all over again. Spotify is finished.
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)12:50 No.33807836
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)12:50 No.33807836
>>33807800
CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)12:50 No.33807838
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)12:50 No.33807838
>>33807826
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)12:50 No.33807842
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)12:50 No.33807842
Cut the crap and move on to the hardware google.
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)12:50 No.33807843
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)12:50 No.33807843
>REIGN IN BLOOD
HELL YEAH \m/,
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)12:50 No.33807844
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)12:50 No.33807844
>>33807824
Motherfucker.
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)12:50 No.33807845
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)12:50 No.33807845
>WE know you're going to love

yep, it's google
>>
Brogief !!ZMdJZk/jbR7
05/15/13(Wed)12:50 No.33807846
Brogief !!ZMdJZk/jbR7 05/15/13(Wed)12:50 No.33807846
>>33807826
>2013

>Not buying music from bands who deserve it via bandcamp
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)12:50 No.33807847
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)12:50 No.33807847
>>33807725
>a uniquely Apple approach
Yeah, I guess ripping people off IS the Apple approach.
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)12:50 No.33807848
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)12:50 No.33807848
>>33807821
Actually it's recycling bin now, which is trash 2.0
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)12:50 No.33807849
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)12:50 No.33807849
That fucking phone had wifi and airplane mode at the same time on.
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)12:50 No.33807850
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)12:50 No.33807850
There's something beautiful about jokes that bomb hard, it's hilarious.
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)12:50 No.33807852
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)12:50 No.33807852
This is uh, actually pretty cool, uh, guys
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)12:50 No.33807853
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)12:50 No.33807853
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>>33807696
>>33807763
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)12:50 No.33807855
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)12:50 No.33807855
>the gathering of the slaves to the botnet
>>
TroalPost !!M/8ntLE+we3
05/15/13(Wed)12:50 No.33807856
TroalPost !!M/8ntLE+we3 05/15/13(Wed)12:50 No.33807856
lel
Rdio
Spotify
Pandora
R|P in prace
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)12:50 No.33807857
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)12:50 No.33807857
>>33807829
Really?

You're getting paranoid about someone recommending you music?

What the fuck is wrong with you Stallman fags
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)12:51 No.33807858
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)12:51 No.33807858
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>slayer
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Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)12:51 No.33807860
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)12:51 No.33807860
>>33807832
you mean facebook music?
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)12:51 No.33807861
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)12:51 No.33807861
>>33807846

>paying for music
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Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)12:51 No.33807867
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)12:51 No.33807867
Hopefully this means the Play Music app will be worth using.
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)12:51 No.33807868
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)12:51 No.33807868
The New Google music is an instant buy
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Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)12:51 No.33807870
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)12:51 No.33807870
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>>33807824
AND INTO THE SWIPE IT GOES
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Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)12:51 No.33807871
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)12:51 No.33807871
MAGIC MOMENTS !
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Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)12:51 No.33807872
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)12:51 No.33807872
did they even mention a price for this music service?
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)12:51 No.33807873
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)12:51 No.33807873
>>33807853
this thread took a turn for cute
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Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)12:51 No.33807874
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)12:51 No.33807874
10 FUCKING DOLLARS. HAH NO.
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)12:51 No.33807877
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)12:51 No.33807877
>>33807853
/u/ > /sp/ fr: /int/
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)12:51 No.33807878
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)12:51 No.33807878
>>33807833
Spotify never has my weabo music I doubt google will find it either.
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)12:51 No.33807879
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)12:51 No.33807879
>Not using foobar2000 and playing music on your own computer
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Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)12:52 No.33807880
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)12:52 No.33807880
>dat laughter in the background
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Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)12:52 No.33807881
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)12:52 No.33807881
$9.99/mo

nope.avi
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)12:52 No.33807883
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)12:52 No.33807883
WHY THE FUCK AM I WATCHING THIS BORING SHIT
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)12:52 No.33807884
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)12:52 No.33807884
52 MINUTES LATER AND STILL NO NEW DEVICE
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)12:52 No.33807885
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)12:52 No.33807885
>$10/month
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)12:52 No.33807887
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)12:52 No.33807887
>>33807872
9.99/month
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)12:52 No.33807888
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)12:52 No.33807888
IT COSTS MONEY
YEAH WOO
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)12:52 No.33807889
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)12:52 No.33807889
are Bowers and Wilkins headphones good?

please respond
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)12:52 No.33807890
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)12:52 No.33807890
OHHH SO GENEROUS 30-DAY FREE TRIAL
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)12:52 No.33807891
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)12:52 No.33807891
>>33807870
where does something go when it's swiped?
>>
Brogief !!ZMdJZk/jbR7
05/15/13(Wed)12:52 No.33807892
Brogief !!ZMdJZk/jbR7 05/15/13(Wed)12:52 No.33807892
>>33807858
Kreator is better

>>33807861
>pirating from people who can't afford to pay bills

major artists, go for it. indie bands, just buy it.
>>
LAwLz !LAwLzaWU1A
05/15/13(Wed)12:52 No.33807894
LAwLz !LAwLzaWU1A 05/15/13(Wed)12:52 No.33807894
>>33807832
But Spotify is huge. If you want to be hipster, you should use this.
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)12:52 No.33807895
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)12:52 No.33807895
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>>33807763
>>33807853
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)12:52 No.33807899
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)12:52 No.33807899
oh wow, MS gave me 5 months, but thx neway
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)12:52 No.33807900
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)12:52 No.33807900
>$9.99 A MONTH >$9.99 A MONTH >$9.99 A MONTH >$9.99 A MONTH >$9.99 A MONTH >$9.99 A MONTH >$9.99 A MONTH >$9.99 A MONTH >$9.99 A MONTH >$9.99 A MONTH >$9.99 A MONTH >$9.99 A MONTH >$9.99 A MONTH >$9.99 A MONTH >$9.99 A MONTH >$9.99 A MONTH >$9.99 A MONTH
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)12:52 No.33807901
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)12:52 No.33807901
$9.99/month
Fuck off.
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)12:52 No.33807902
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)12:52 No.33807902
>$10 a month
nope
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)12:52 No.33807903
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>30 day free trial
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Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)12:52 No.33807904
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)12:52 No.33807904
how much is spotify?
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)12:52 No.33807905
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)12:52 No.33807905
Should be $5 per month.
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)12:52 No.33807906
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)12:52 No.33807906
US ONLY US ONLY US ONLY US ONLY US ONLY US ONLY US ONLY US ONLY US ONLY US ONLY US ONLY
>>
Taylor !Swift5T1wI
05/15/13(Wed)12:52 No.33807907
Taylor !Swift5T1wI 05/15/13(Wed)12:52 No.33807907
> SOON
Fuck OFF YOU FUCKING HERMIT
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)12:52 No.33807910
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)12:52 No.33807910
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TAKE MY 7.99 TAKE IT ALL
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Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)12:52 No.33807913
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)12:52 No.33807913
It's over, Spotify is finished
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)12:52 No.33807915
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)12:52 No.33807915
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uVvcD4Czx4Y
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)12:53 No.33807919
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)12:53 No.33807919
I BET IT'LL BE 10€ TOO
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)12:53 No.33807920
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)12:53 No.33807920
DEVICES
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)12:53 No.33807924
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)12:53 No.33807924
>haha nope
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Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)12:53 No.33807925
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)12:53 No.33807925
$7.99
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)12:53 No.33807927
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)12:53 No.33807927
WE DEVICES NAO
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)12:53 No.33807928
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)12:53 No.33807928
>You guys get to give us your money!
[Clapping intensifies]
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)12:53 No.33807929
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)12:53 No.33807929
DEVICES?
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)12:53 No.33807930
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)12:53 No.33807930
7.99/mo

Undercut everything

RIP everything but Google
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)12:53 No.33807931
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)12:53 No.33807931
>>33807874
>start trial when it comes out
>pay 8 dollars

Pleb it up, pleb.
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)12:53 No.33807932
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)12:53 No.33807932
IT'S HAPPENING IT'S HAPPENING IT'S HAPPENING IT'S HAPPENING IT'S HAPPENING IT'S HAPPENING IT'S HAPPENING IT'S HAPPENING IT'S HAPPENING IT'S HAPPENING IT'S HAPPENING IT'S HAPPENING IT'S HAPPENING IT'S HAPPENING
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)12:53 No.33807935
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)12:53 No.33807935
>>33807900

4 cups of coffee or 4 sodas a month, poorfriend
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)12:53 No.33807936
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)12:53 No.33807936
>>33807919
It's like they can't fucking covert currencies.
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)12:53 No.33807940
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)12:53 No.33807940
>music more expensive than netflix

fuck off
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)12:53 No.33807941
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)12:53 No.33807941
>>33807925
>[mild applause]
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)12:53 No.33807943
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)12:53 No.33807943
HARDWARE TIEM
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)12:53 No.33807945
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)12:53 No.33807945
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we need to blow up google databases

this madness has to stop
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Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)12:53 No.33807946
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)12:53 No.33807946
MONETIZE
MAKE MONEY
SUBSCRIPTION
BUY
SELL
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)12:53 No.33807948
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>>33807853
>>33807895
>>33807696
>>33807659

Get the fuck out you pieces of shit.
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)12:53 No.33807950
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)12:53 No.33807950
YOU GET A PHONE YOU GET A PHONE
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)12:53 No.33807951
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)12:53 No.33807951
>>33807904
99 swedish kr, now you should go convert that to whatever you use in your country
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)12:53 No.33807952
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)12:53 No.33807952
>>33807891
The Swipe Bin 2.0 of course.
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)12:53 No.33807953
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)12:53 No.33807953
>>33807924
hope someone cracks that application. I'm not paying 10 euros for that shit
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)12:53 No.33807956
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)12:53 No.33807956
The galaxy S4 is happening
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)12:53 No.33807957
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)12:53 No.33807957
S4 GOOGLE EDITION CONFIRMED
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)12:53 No.33807958
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)12:53 No.33807958
WE AOSP GS4 NAO
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)12:53 No.33807959
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)12:53 No.33807959
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I hope I can find my Nujabes in there
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Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)12:53 No.33807961
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)12:53 No.33807961
>>33807891
Hell. Please do not swipe music.
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)12:53 No.33807962
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)12:53 No.33807962
>>33807906
But the rest will come"soon"

Nooooot
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)12:53 No.33807963
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)12:53 No.33807963
Oh good
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)12:54 No.33807964
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)12:54 No.33807964
HERE IT IS
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)12:54 No.33807965
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)12:54 No.33807965
>>33807945
It has already begun, my brother.

captcha: revenge was
>>
LAwLz !LAwLzaWU1A
05/15/13(Wed)12:54 No.33807967
LAwLz !LAwLzaWU1A 05/15/13(Wed)12:54 No.33807967
Holy fuck is that the Google Edition of the Galaxy S 4!?
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)12:54 No.33807970
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)12:54 No.33807970
IT'S HAPPENIGN
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)12:54 No.33807971
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)12:54 No.33807971
IT'S HAPPENING
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)12:54 No.33807972
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)12:54 No.33807972
OH LAWD
>>
ƴττRιυʍ !L7tyclief.
05/15/13(Wed)12:54 No.33807974
ƴττRιυʍ !L7tyclief. 05/15/13(Wed)12:54 No.33807974
wtf

GOOGLE TAKE MY MONEY WE CAN USE AOSP?
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)12:54 No.33807975
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)12:54 No.33807975
oh fuck oh fuck oh fuck oh fuck oh fuck its over everyone is finished
>>
Brogief !!ZMdJZk/jbR7
05/15/13(Wed)12:54 No.33807976
Brogief !!ZMdJZk/jbR7 05/15/13(Wed)12:54 No.33807976
S4 stock

GOD FUCKING DAMN IT, I JUST BOUGHT IT.
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)12:54 No.33807977
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)12:54 No.33807977
>>33807948
aww
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)12:54 No.33807978
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)12:54 No.33807978
>Manga
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)12:54 No.33807979
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)12:54 No.33807979
S4 GE confirmed
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)12:54 No.33807981
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)12:54 No.33807981
What the fuck? STOCK GS4 Shit shit shkt
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)12:54 No.33807983
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)12:54 No.33807983
WHOOOOOO IT'S A HOME SCREEN
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)12:54 No.33807984
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)12:54 No.33807984
So Spotify premium is also $9.99?

It did have last.fm.

OH SHIT GOOGLE S4
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)12:54 No.33807985
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)12:54 No.33807985
Not even Riced, not 100 clocks, no animu loli wallpaper.
1/10.
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)12:54 No.33807986
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)12:54 No.33807986
stock UI on gs4?

lel
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)12:54 No.33807987
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)12:54 No.33807987
GS4 Nexus confirmed.
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)12:54 No.33807989
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)12:54 No.33807989
>US only
fucking hell I hate Canada
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)12:54 No.33807990
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)12:54 No.33807990
>>33807958
>>33807957
>>33807956
Fuck yeah
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)12:54 No.33807991
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)12:54 No.33807991
>>33807904
9.99 for full service, 4.99 without mobile
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)12:54 No.33807992
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)12:54 No.33807992
YEEEAHHHHHHH
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)12:54 No.33807993
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)12:54 No.33807993
#HOLOYOLO
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)12:54 No.33807995
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)12:54 No.33807995
>SG4 confirmed for nexus
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)12:54 No.33807997
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)12:54 No.33807997
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)12:54 No.33807998
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)12:54 No.33807998
IT'S REAL
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)12:54 No.33808000
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)12:54 No.33808000
>>33807948
techLOLIgee.
>>
ƴττRιυʍ !L7tyclief.
05/15/13(Wed)12:54 No.33808001
ƴττRιυʍ !L7tyclief. 05/15/13(Wed)12:54 No.33808001
TAKE
MY
MONEY
>>
Dogma !IamGoduPSA
05/15/13(Wed)12:54 No.33808002
Dogma !IamGoduPSA 05/15/13(Wed)12:54 No.33808002
>2013
>streaming
>available to US only
>paying
>not having a FLAC library

yeah no thanks.
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)12:54 No.33808003
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)12:54 No.33808003
>touchwiz free sgs4
ALL MY MONEY
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)12:54 No.33808004
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)12:54 No.33808004
HOLY FUCK
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)12:55 No.33808007
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>>33807948
>flash
>transportation
>not japanese culture
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)12:55 No.33808009
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)12:55 No.33808009
WE STOCK NOW
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)12:55 No.33808010
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)12:55 No.33808010
WHAT IS THIS
THE FUCKING VIDEO JUST FREEZED
>>
Nightblast !jO9wAiorb2
05/15/13(Wed)12:55 No.33808013
Nightblast !jO9wAiorb2 05/15/13(Wed)12:55 No.33808013
Way to piss LG off
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)12:55 No.33808015
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)12:55 No.33808015
T-MOBLE
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)12:55 No.33808017
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)12:55 No.33808017
sg4 nexus omg
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)12:55 No.33808018
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)12:55 No.33808018
BUY NOW
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)12:55 No.33808019
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)12:55 No.33808019
FUCK YEAH AOSP
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)12:55 No.33808020
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)12:55 No.33808020
YOU SAID IT WAS A SCAM
YOU WERE PROVEN WRONG
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)12:55 No.33808021
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)12:55 No.33808021
buying
>>
ƴττRιυʍ !L7tyclief.
05/15/13(Wed)12:55 No.33808022
ƴττRιυʍ !L7tyclief. 05/15/13(Wed)12:55 No.33808022
ONE X?

PLEASE?

PLEASE?
>>
Taylor !Swift5T1wI
05/15/13(Wed)12:55 No.33808023
Taylor !Swift5T1wI 05/15/13(Wed)12:55 No.33808023
> IN THE US
Doing my fucking head in there is more than one country on this fucking planet
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)12:55 No.33808025
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)12:55 No.33808025
pretty sure you guys are gay right?
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)12:55 No.33808026
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)12:55 No.33808026
>NO SHITTY TOUCHWIZ

I guess that's worth getting hyped over..
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)12:55 No.33808027
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JUST TAKE MY WALLET
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)12:55 No.33808028
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)12:55 No.33808028
dat green screen
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)12:55 No.33808029
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)12:55 No.33808029
Please ship to the UK.
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)12:55 No.33808031
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)12:55 No.33808031
Boob loaders unlocked!!!!
GUARANTEED UPDATES
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)12:55 No.33808034
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>>33807877
>>33807895

>>33807948
No
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)12:55 No.33808035
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)12:55 No.33808035
>HTC ONE IS FINISHED
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)12:55 No.33808037
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)12:55 No.33808037
Fucking nice, Google.
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)12:55 No.33808040
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)12:55 No.33808040
Is this the end of the nexus phone line?
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)12:55 No.33808041
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)12:55 No.33808041
bootloader unlocked

instant update


galaxy S4 nexus
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)12:55 No.33808042
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)12:55 No.33808042
JESUS FUCKING CHRIST

iPhone is ded
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)12:55 No.33808044
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)12:55 No.33808044
>$649
[deafening intensifies]
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)12:55 No.33808045
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)12:55 No.33808045
no htc one? :(
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)12:55 No.33808046
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)12:55 No.33808046
>649 dollars
>crickets
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)12:55 No.33808047
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)12:55 No.33808047
GET REKT GS4 EARLY ADOPTERS
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)12:55 No.33808048
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)12:55 No.33808048
Neat.
But you have to buy a seperate phone.
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)12:55 No.33808049
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)12:55 No.33808049
>649
Fuck that noise
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)12:55 No.33808050
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)12:55 No.33808050
> $649

Well that killed it.
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)12:55 No.33808052
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)12:55 No.33808052
Does this mean no Nexus 5?
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)12:55 No.33808054
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)12:55 No.33808054
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GS4 NEXUS

>$640

nope.avi
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)12:55 No.33808056
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)12:55 No.33808056
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>>33807948
So mad. Can't handle pure love?
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)12:56 No.33808057
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)12:56 No.33808057
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Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)12:55 No.33808058
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)12:55 No.33808058
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>>33807977
>>33808000
>>33808034
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)12:56 No.33808059
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)12:56 No.33808059
$349?
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)12:56 No.33808060
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)12:56 No.33808060
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>no verizon model
Fuck me, man. I wish I could go with tmobile.
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)12:56 No.33808061
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)12:56 No.33808061
Dat music
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)12:56 No.33808062
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)12:56 No.33808062
>AOSP S4

them htc one vs s4 threads will explode
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)12:56 No.33808063
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)12:56 No.33808063
T'S OVER, TOUCHWIZ IS FINISHED
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)12:56 No.33808065
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)12:56 No.33808065
$649 US DOLLARS
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)12:56 No.33808066
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)12:56 No.33808066
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Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)12:56 No.33808067
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)12:56 No.33808067
soon:
NEW S4 INSTORES NOW FOR ONLY 649€
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)12:56 No.33808068
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)12:56 No.33808068
THE BOTNET!

RUN WHILE YOU STILL CAN!
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)12:56 No.33808069
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)12:56 No.33808069
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>AOSP G S IV
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)12:56 No.33808070
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)12:56 No.33808070
>>33808040
>$649
nope
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)12:56 No.33808071
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)12:56 No.33808071
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>$640
>$640
>$640
>$640
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)12:56 No.33808073
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)12:56 No.33808073
>no one claps for the price
top fucking lel
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)12:56 No.33808074
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)12:56 No.33808074
$649!!!
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)12:56 No.33808075
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)12:56 No.33808075
All you have to do is install CM ;)
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)12:56 No.33808077
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)12:56 No.33808077
OH SHIT IT'S BOTNET
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)12:56 No.33808078
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)12:56 No.33808078
you don't get a phone
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)12:56 No.33808079
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)12:56 No.33808079
>MEMES
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)12:56 No.33808080
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)12:56 No.33808080
lol that whistle at the price.
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)12:56 No.33808081
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)12:56 No.33808081
Holy shit everyone KNEW it was fucking expensive.
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)12:56 No.33808082
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)12:56 No.33808082
>MEMES
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)12:56 No.33808083
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)12:56 No.33808083
>>33806077 (OP)
>that silence when he said the price

MY SIDES HAHAHA
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)12:56 No.33808084
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)12:56 No.33808084
maymays
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)12:56 No.33808085
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)12:56 No.33808085
>MAYMAYS
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)12:56 No.33808086
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)12:56 No.33808086
The first time the crowd did not clap.
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)12:56 No.33808087
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)12:56 No.33808087
MEMES
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)12:56 No.33808088
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)12:56 No.33808088
HERE HERE HERE HERE HERE HERE HERE HERE HERE HERE HERE HERE HERE HERE HERE HERE HERE HERE HERE HERE HERE HERE HERE HERE HERE HERE HERE HERE HERE HERE HERE HERE HERE HERE HERE HERE HERE HERE HERE HERE HERE HERE HERE HERE HERE HERE HERE HERE HERE HERE HERE HERE HERE HERE
>>
Taylor !Swift5T1wI
05/15/13(Wed)12:56 No.33808089
Taylor !Swift5T1wI 05/15/13(Wed)12:56 No.33808089
> MEMES
Fuck off
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)12:56 No.33808091
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)12:56 No.33808091
$649
$649
$649
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)12:56 No.33808092
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)12:56 No.33808092
Wait, is that it?

No Android 4.3?

...Fuck.
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)12:56 No.33808094
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)12:56 No.33808094
>>33808041
no more samsung-lag, yay
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)12:56 No.33808096
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)12:56 No.33808096
>that reaction
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)12:56 No.33808098
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)12:56 No.33808098
>>33808023

nobody gives a shit about your 3rd world poorfag
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)12:56 No.33808099
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)12:56 No.33808099
WE LTE NAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)12:56 No.33808100
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)12:56 No.33808100
WE MAYMAY NOW
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)12:56 No.33808103
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)12:56 No.33808103
>>33808041

THEY FUCKING SMASHED THIS SHIT

TAKE MY MONEY
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)12:56 No.33808104
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)12:56 No.33808104
>$649
>awkward silence
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)12:56 No.33808105
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)12:56 No.33808105
MEMES
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)12:56 No.33808106
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)12:56 No.33808106
Guys..where is android 4.3 and the unified messaging service?
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)12:56 No.33808108
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)12:56 No.33808108
>MEMES
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)12:56 No.33808109
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)12:56 No.33808109
Fuck you guys I'm still buying it
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)12:56 No.33808110
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)12:56 No.33808110
Botnet - The Animation 2: Electric Boogaloo.
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)12:56 No.33808111
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)12:56 No.33808111
>MEMES
>MEMES
>MEMES
>MEMES
>MEMES
>MEMES
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)12:56 No.33808113
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)12:56 No.33808113
LEL $649 US DOLLARS
$649 US DOLLARS
$649 US DOLLARS
$649 US DOLLARS
$649 US DOLLARS
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)12:56 No.33808115
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)12:56 No.33808115
>MEMES
>LOL-ING
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)12:57 No.33808116
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)12:57 No.33808116
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>>33808057
Assimilate, mortal.
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)12:57 No.33808118
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)12:57 No.33808118
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Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)12:57 No.33808119
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)12:57 No.33808119
where is unified messaging?
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)12:57 No.33808121
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)12:57 No.33808121
THE BOTNET STARTS
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)12:57 No.33808123
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)12:57 No.33808123
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Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)12:57 No.33808124
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)12:57 No.33808124
>>33808013
>implying LG is relevant
>implying Google isn't returning to Samsung due to N4 production flaws
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)12:57 No.33808126
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)12:57 No.33808126
I DON'T WANT WHAT YOU'RE SELLING ME.
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)12:57 No.33808128
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)12:57 No.33808128
WAIT!
I missed the memes and all of a sudden tech support is talking what did I miss?
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)12:57 No.33808129
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)12:57 No.33808129
APU is up
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)12:57 No.33808130
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)12:57 No.33808130
>>33808057
fpapfpapfpfpapfafpafapfafapfapfapfpafpafpafpapfapfpa
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)12:57 No.33808131
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)12:57 No.33808131
Time for botnet.
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)12:57 No.33808132
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)12:57 No.33808132
chrome is so kawaii ^^
>>
Taylor !Swift5T1wI
05/15/13(Wed)12:57 No.33808134
Taylor !Swift5T1wI 05/15/13(Wed)12:57 No.33808134
>>33808098
Enjoy your police state you dumbfuckistan
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)12:57 No.33808135
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)12:57 No.33808135
>>33808045
Why would anyone want such a piece of shit?
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)12:57 No.33808136
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)12:57 No.33808136
>>33808083
murricans are not used to unsubsidized prices.
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)12:57 No.33808139
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)12:57 No.33808139
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Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)12:57 No.33808140
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)12:57 No.33808140
DURKA DURKA JIHAD IS BACK
>>
TroalPost !!M/8ntLE+we3
05/15/13(Wed)12:57 No.33808141
TroalPost !!M/8ntLE+we3 05/15/13(Wed)12:57 No.33808141
WHO /fa? HERE
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)12:57 No.33808142
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)12:57 No.33808142
>Botnet

WELP, I'M OUT
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)12:57 No.33808143
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)12:57 No.33808143
>>33808113
That's the standard price for most flagships for the past 4 years
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)12:57 No.33808144
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)12:57 No.33808144
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>>33808057
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)12:57 No.33808145
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)12:57 No.33808145
>>33808104
did noone else hear laughter or am I crazy
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)12:57 No.33808146
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)12:57 No.33808146
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>people actually being hyped about paying to give all of their information to google in return for services they don't need

Yes yes, good goy- err I mean good consumers! Yes, that will do
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)12:57 No.33808149
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)12:57 No.33808149
Consistent metrics confirmed.
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)12:57 No.33808151
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)12:57 No.33808151
Where's the nexus 7?
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)12:57 No.33808152
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)12:57 No.33808152
>649
>people start laughing
rofl
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)12:58 No.33808154
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)12:58 No.33808154
>>33808139
Oh thanks!

>LOL-ING
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)12:58 No.33808155
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)12:58 No.33808155
>>33808139
refresh your stream, you are lagging a minute behind
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)12:58 No.33808156
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)12:58 No.33808156
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>$649
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)12:58 No.33808160
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)12:58 No.33808160
>>33808069
>Yes, take $640!
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)12:58 No.33808162
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)12:58 No.33808162
MUH 750 TRILLION
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)12:58 No.33808163
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)12:58 No.33808163
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>>33808057
>you will never kiss her wearing google glass
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)12:58 No.33808165
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)12:58 No.33808165
>no Glass news

dropped
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)12:58 No.33808166
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)12:58 No.33808166
Speak English you sumbitch!
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)12:58 No.33808169
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)12:58 No.33808169
Nexus device with sd card slot. took a while.
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)12:58 No.33808171
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)12:58 No.33808171
>MOBLE MOBLE MOBLE
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)12:58 No.33808172
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)12:58 No.33808172
>>33808143
It's a step back from the Nexus 4 trying to shake up pricing.
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)12:58 No.33808175
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)12:58 No.33808175
WHERE THE FUCK IS ANDROID 4.3???
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)12:58 No.33808177
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)12:58 No.33808177
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>>33808056


also
>chrome
>open

lol
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)12:58 No.33808179
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)12:58 No.33808179
Speaking of Chrome, does it still have shitty RSS reader? The only reason I use Firefox is because I can add RSS feeds as bookmarks.
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)12:58 No.33808180
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)12:58 No.33808180
>>33808145

I laughed
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)12:58 No.33808182
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)12:58 No.33808182
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Jettison me into the fucking sun
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)12:58 No.33808184
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)12:58 No.33808184
Well the SIV by Google is cheaper then the one by Samsung
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)12:58 No.33808185
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)12:58 No.33808185
> Not rooting and install cm without google botnet apps
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)12:58 No.33808187
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)12:58 No.33808187
>tfw google's AOSP for sgs4 will trickle down to gs4 and sgs2
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)12:58 No.33808188
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)12:58 No.33808188
>>33808146
>>>/pol/
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)12:58 No.33808189
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)12:58 No.33808189
So will I be able to buy the Verizon S4 and run the Galaxy Nexus rom?
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)12:58 No.33808190
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)12:58 No.33808190
>>33808057
mai glassfu
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)12:59 No.33808193
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)12:59 No.33808193
>>33808098
>Japan
>poorfag


HAHAHA FAGGOT
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)12:59 No.33808196
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)12:59 No.33808196
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649 is a pretty standard price for a new phone unlocked, I don't know why people are complaining.
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)12:59 No.33808197
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)12:59 No.33808197
>their second turd computer in the home
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)12:59 No.33808199
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)12:59 No.33808199
>>33808189
no
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)12:59 No.33808200
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)12:59 No.33808200
>>33808155
That's because it freezed.
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)12:59 No.33808201
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)12:59 No.33808201
>HUGE MEDIA EVENT
>YOUTUBE STREAM KEEPS LAGGING ON 1080P

Do you even try google ?
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)12:59 No.33808202
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)12:59 No.33808202
>stats for Android activations
>stats for Chrome
>no stats for Chrome OS
lel
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)12:59 No.33808203
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)12:59 No.33808203
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>KROM
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)12:59 No.33808204
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)12:59 No.33808204
>Having a filthy sandnigger present your company
>any year
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)12:59 No.33808206
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)12:59 No.33808206
>>33808179
Feedly
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)12:59 No.33808208
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)12:59 No.33808208
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>>33808140
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)12:59 No.33808209
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)12:59 No.33808209
>>33808113
CONTRACT BS FREE
CONTRACT BS FREE
CONTRACT BS FREE
CONTRACT BS FREE
CONTRACT BS FREE

The chicken-egg problem must start to unravel somewhere.
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)12:59 No.33808210
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)12:59 No.33808210
Are you guys behind? Indian guy is talking about ChromeBooks and Pixels.
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)12:59 No.33808211
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)12:59 No.33808211
I'm gonna be some sort of upset if they don't update the nexus line
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)12:59 No.33808212
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)12:59 No.33808212
>>33808196
+1
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)12:59 No.33808213
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)12:59 No.33808213
pixel being the best laptop possible? HAHAHHAHAHA.
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)12:59 No.33808216
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)12:59 No.33808216
GORGUS
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)12:59 No.33808217
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)12:59 No.33808217
must suck to be poor
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)12:59 No.33808220
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)12:59 No.33808220
>justifying the pixel
top lel
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)12:59 No.33808221
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)12:59 No.33808221
>>33808023
This.
>>
Taylor !Swift5T1wI
05/15/13(Wed)12:59 No.33808222
Taylor !Swift5T1wI 05/15/13(Wed)12:59 No.33808222
> Chromebooks
I feel sorry for the stupid cunts who actually think these are good purchases
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)12:59 No.33808223
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)12:59 No.33808223
You can already hear the clapwave that is bound to happen. They can hardly hold themselves back.
>>
ƴττRιυʍ !L7tyclief.
05/15/13(Wed)12:59 No.33808224
ƴττRιυʍ !L7tyclief. 05/15/13(Wed)12:59 No.33808224
PIXEL PRICE LOWERED?

CALLING IT
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Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)12:59 No.33808225
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)12:59 No.33808225
>>33808203

E RUB GIGULE KROM
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Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)12:59 No.33808227
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)12:59 No.33808227
>>33808139
>MEMES
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Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)12:59 No.33808228
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)12:59 No.33808228
GS4 IS GETTING OFFICIAL AOSP SUPPORT
HTC ONE IS FUCKING FINISHED
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Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)12:59 No.33808229
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)12:59 No.33808229
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Please put a non AMOLED screen on the Galaxy S4 as well, then I'll buy it.
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Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)12:59 No.33808230
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)12:59 No.33808230
>>33808143
The Nexus 4 got insane shortages because it was not expensive enough
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Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:00 No.33808231
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:00 No.33808231
>2 thousand dollar web browser
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Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:00 No.33808233
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:00 No.33808233
Every indian guy sounds the fucking same
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Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:00 No.33808235
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:00 No.33808235
>>33808185
>Not joining the Google Cloud™
Enjoy your life in the dark ages, pleb
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Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:00 No.33808236
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:00 No.33808236
>>33808193
>worse endebted than Greece
Yes you are third world
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Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:00 No.33808237
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:00 No.33808237
Will the normal GS4 get AoSP support?
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Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:00 No.33808239
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:00 No.33808239
>>33808196
muricans think the prices they pay with 2yr-contracts are the actual prices of the devices :3
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Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:00 No.33808240
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:00 No.33808240
>>33808182
>memes
Let me join you
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Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:00 No.33808242
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:00 No.33808242
>>33808143

Most nexii devices have been cheaper than the industry average for their class. $400 GNex, $200 Nex7, $300 Nex 4, $400 Nex10
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Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:00 No.33808243
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:00 No.33808243
>>33808222

depends for whom, for some it makes sense
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Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:00 No.33808244
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:00 No.33808244
>people bitching about the price of the Google S4

niggas, you can flash official google roms to any of your s4s
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Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:00 No.33808245
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:00 No.33808245
$649 is a great price for a phone with Samsung's amazing hardware, but without Samsungs bloatware. Regular SGS4 with TouchWiz is 699 euros, which is 800 dollars.
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Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:00 No.33808250
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:00 No.33808250
>>33808196
Because the Galaxy Nexus and Nexus 4 were half the price
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Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:00 No.33808252
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:00 No.33808252
>>33808196
because americans don't understand how phone contracts work

they seem to think a 'free' phone is actually free, and not more expensive in the long run with the jacked up monthly cost
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Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:00 No.33808255
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:00 No.33808255
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HOLY SHIT
THAT REBRANDING
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Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:00 No.33808257
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:00 No.33808257
>Hobbit mode
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Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:00 No.33808259
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:00 No.33808259
WID KROM
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LAwLz !LAwLzaWU1A
05/15/13(Wed)13:00 No.33808260
LAwLz !LAwLzaWU1A 05/15/13(Wed)13:00 No.33808260
So, what's the odds of AOSP working on the TouchWiz version of the Galaxy S 4? I assume that they are exactly the same as far as hardware goes, so you should be able to just install it and then it will work as the Google Edition, right?
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Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:00 No.33808262
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:00 No.33808262
File: 1368637255295.gif-(1.76 MB, 412x229, 1318444752177.gif)
1.76 MB
1.76 MB GIF
>$649
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Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:00 No.33808264
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:00 No.33808264
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WHO IS THIS FUCKING PAKI?
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Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:00 No.33808265
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:00 No.33808265
>tfw no flash
>tfw youtube-dl won't work

Anyone has the rtmpdump command to download it?
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Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:01 No.33808266
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:01 No.33808266
They don't want a trailer for the movie, they want the fucking movie. For free. At their convenience.
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Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:01 No.33808268
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:01 No.33808268
>$2000 TRAILER-WATCHING LAPTOP CONFIRMED
Take my money now.
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Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:01 No.33808270
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:01 No.33808270
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>trollshaws
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Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:01 No.33808271
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:01 No.33808271
>>33808237
root it -> install cm or asop
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Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:01 No.33808272
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:01 No.33808272
http://www.theverge.com/2013/5/15/4333406/android-4-3-confirmed-google-developer-site
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Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:01 No.33808274
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:01 No.33808274
no nexus 5. mother fucker. thanks now i can get gs4 and do what i was already able to do while rooted.
god fucking damn it
wtf google
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Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:01 No.33808276
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:01 No.33808276
>>33808260

no
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Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:01 No.33808277
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:01 No.33808277
ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
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Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:01 No.33808281
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:01 No.33808281
>CLOUDS
>ON A GODDAMN MAP
>LOOKING GOOD
>EVER
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Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:01 No.33808282
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:01 No.33808282
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Why is there a sand nigger ?
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Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:01 No.33808283
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:01 No.33808283
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>highest resolution in a notebook

Google pls.
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ƴττRιυʍ !L7tyclief.
05/15/13(Wed)13:01 No.33808285
ƴττRιυʍ !L7tyclief. 05/15/13(Wed)13:01 No.33808285
CHROME OS FOR ANDROID
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Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:01 No.33808289
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:01 No.33808289
>>33808255
It looks great, the last one is the final one right?
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:01 No.33808290
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:01 No.33808290
Holy shit, that thing is pretty cool
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Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:01 No.33808293
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:01 No.33808293
>Looks like we're wrapping up the Android section.

Where the fuck is my android 4.3?
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:01 No.33808294
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:01 No.33808294
>>33808262
Welcome to the rest of the world. I bought my GS4 for 700 euros. And you call us poorfags. Ha.
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:01 No.33808295
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:01 No.33808295
>>33808242

That's because they were subsidised by Google. The SGS4 is not subsidised by Google.
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Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:01 No.33808296
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:01 No.33808296
>Everyone complaining about the GS4 price

Plebs, all of you.
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Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:01 No.33808298
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:01 No.33808298
DAT LAG
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Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:01 No.33808301
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:01 No.33808301
>>33808236
>implying America doesn't owe China $5.1 trillion

kill yourself, your stupidity might spread
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Taylor !Swift5T1wI
05/15/13(Wed)13:01 No.33808302
Taylor !Swift5T1wI 05/15/13(Wed)13:01 No.33808302
DON'T APPROACH HIM HE MIGHT HAVE A BOMB
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Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:01 No.33808304
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:01 No.33808304
>>33808283

rmbp is lower res
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Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:01 No.33808308
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:01 No.33808308
>>33808264
Google Tech Support.
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:02 No.33808311
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:02 No.33808311
>>33808283

but it does have a higher res than that overheating pos macbook
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Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:02 No.33808312
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:02 No.33808312
>>33808283
but it is you retard
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Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:02 No.33808313
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:02 No.33808313
>>33808265
install flash
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Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:02 No.33808314
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:02 No.33808314
>WebJA
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Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:02 No.33808315
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:02 No.33808315
>game
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Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:02 No.33808316
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:02 No.33808316
>>33808260
They should've been more clear on that.
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Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:02 No.33808319
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:02 No.33808319
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Google stock breaks past $900 a share

Google is steam rolling everything
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LAwLz !LAwLzaWU1A
05/15/13(Wed)13:02 No.33808320
LAwLz !LAwLzaWU1A 05/15/13(Wed)13:02 No.33808320
>>33808229
Please stop posting that image. I assume you think it's meant for comparison, right? It's not.
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Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:02 No.33808321
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:02 No.33808321
>>33808285

OH MY FUCKING Gdid you add the titanium galaxy nexus skin scrotter yet FUCK
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Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:02 No.33808323
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:02 No.33808323
This game looks shit.
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Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:02 No.33808324
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:02 No.33808324
ITS PLAYING ON A PIXEL WHAT THE FUCK
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Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:02 No.33808327
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:02 No.33808327
Threads needs more /u/
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Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:02 No.33808328
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:02 No.33808328
>>33808313
>install botnet
FTFY
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Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:02 No.33808330
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:02 No.33808330
>that dirty Indian accent
disgusting
get the white guy back
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:02 No.33808332
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:02 No.33808332
>>33808260
I don't see why it wouldn't have the same hardware.

To be honest I'm not really that impressed, you can unlock the S4's bootloader and install a custom ROM anyway.
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Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:02 No.33808333
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:02 No.33808333
>GAYMEN REVOLUSHON
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Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:02 No.33808336
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:02 No.33808336
>quick time events: the game
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Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:02 No.33808340
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:02 No.33808340
Haha, that lag.
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ƴττRιυʍ !L7tyclief.
05/15/13(Wed)13:03 No.33808341
ƴττRιυʍ !L7tyclief. 05/15/13(Wed)13:03 No.33808341
>>33808321
give me the image and i will pleb
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Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:03 No.33808342
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:03 No.33808342
>Nothing but Quicktime events
Yeah. Game.
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Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:03 No.33808343
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:03 No.33808343
>>33808282
He's indian you fucking idiot

Sand niggers are arabs
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Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:03 No.33808344
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:03 No.33808344
Dat log on the nexus 10
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Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:03 No.33808345
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:03 No.33808345
>dat lag

dat lel
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Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:03 No.33808347
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:03 No.33808347
>>33808301
>what is debt/GDP
Please commit suicide your genes need to die.
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:03 No.33808348
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:03 No.33808348
>>33808312
>>33808311
>>33808304
>2560x1700
higher than 2880x1800

Pls.
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:03 No.33808349
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:03 No.33808349
HTC ONE IS FUCKING FINISHED
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:03 No.33808351
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:03 No.33808351
>>33808265
>Implying you can't run it in VirtualBox
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Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:03 No.33808353
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:03 No.33808353
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Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:03 No.33808354
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:03 No.33808354
>>33808264
This guy got 50 million dollars just for staying at Google.
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:03 No.33808355
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:03 No.33808355
>>33808327
I would help but sadly I have no images.
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Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:03 No.33808357
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:03 No.33808357
>flOwer clone
NOICE ONE GOOGLE
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:03 No.33808359
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:03 No.33808359
>>33808319

got dayum
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Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:03 No.33808360
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:03 No.33808360
lel all that lag
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Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:03 No.33808362
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:03 No.33808362
>>33808320
suck my dried up numb cutfagdick, bitch
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:03 No.33808363
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:03 No.33808363
1999 grafix
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Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:03 No.33808364
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:03 No.33808364
>Swipe to win
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Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:03 No.33808366
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:03 No.33808366
>>33808245

Everything costs more in yuros. A t-mobile GS4 is $630 straight up.
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Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:03 No.33808367
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:03 No.33808367
Chrome confirmed for good
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Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:03 No.33808368
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:03 No.33808368
>>33808330
>THE VEB
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:03 No.33808369
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:03 No.33808369
he should stop calling it "the veb"
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Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:03 No.33808370
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:03 No.33808370
DDOS THE VIDEO STREAM HE IS PLAYING
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Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:03 No.33808372
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:03 No.33808372
>low fps
gg no re
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Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:03 No.33808373
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:03 No.33808373
Dat lag
WebGL and JS for games is really really retarded.
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:03 No.33808374
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:03 No.33808374
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Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:03 No.33808376
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:03 No.33808376
Dat lag
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Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:03 No.33808381
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:03 No.33808381
This is pathetic compared to the fully working ported Unreal engine.
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Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:03 No.33808382
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:03 No.33808382
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>>33808177
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Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:03 No.33808384
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:03 No.33808384
His voice is suave.
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Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:03 No.33808385
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:03 No.33808385
>>33808330
wish granted
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:03 No.33808388
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:03 No.33808388
LAG LAG LAG skipping frames like mad.
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Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:03 No.33808389
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:03 No.33808389
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must not be eaten for dinner
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Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:03 No.33808390
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:03 No.33808390
>>33808343
this guy
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:03 No.33808393
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:03 No.33808393
boooooooooring
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:04 No.33808395
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:04 No.33808395
>MUH BILLIONS
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:04 No.33808398
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:04 No.33808398
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botnet
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Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:04 No.33808399
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:04 No.33808399
For a moment I thought it was our Linus
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Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:04 No.33808400
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:04 No.33808400
>dat perfect voice
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Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:04 No.33808401
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>>33808327
Kill yourself.
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Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:04 No.33808403
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:04 No.33808403
>all these yuros not understanding nexus devices are supposed to be more affordable
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:04 No.33808406
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:04 No.33808406
> audience could clap at an on-stage fart
>is deathly silent at this part

ouch
>>
LAwLz !LAwLzaWU1A
05/15/13(Wed)13:04 No.33808407
LAwLz !LAwLzaWU1A 05/15/13(Wed)13:04 No.33808407
>>33808276
Why not?
Remember, I don't have any carrier stuff on my phone since it's glorious GSM master race.
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:04 No.33808408
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:04 No.33808408
WOW
SUCH A HARD GAME
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:04 No.33808415
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:04 No.33808415
>>33808401
no
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Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:04 No.33808417
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:04 No.33808417
>Lajnus
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Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:04 No.33808419
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:04 No.33808419
>>33808398
>LOOK AT HOW BIG OUR BOTNET GOT
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:04 No.33808420
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:04 No.33808420
>Complaining about people not buying a phone for $649
>Not realizing that /g/ is compromised of NEETs
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:04 No.33808422
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:04 No.33808422
>>33808401
>4chan
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:04 No.33808423
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:04 No.33808423
>>33808407
you are such a fucking faggot
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:05 No.33808427
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:05 No.33808427
this guy looks like a dad
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:05 No.33808428
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:05 No.33808428
JUST STREAM LAG
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:05 No.33808430
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:05 No.33808430
>>33808403
how is sgs4 a nexus-device?
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:05 No.33808431
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:05 No.33808431
> I am literally reading this word for word from a prompter and am not gonna try to hide that.
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:05 No.33808435
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:05 No.33808435
File: 1368637530985.jpg-(1.9 MB, 2500x2000, 1364406275512.jpg)
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>>33808382
<3

/u/ is love
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:05 No.33808438
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:05 No.33808438
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>>33808327
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:05 No.33808439
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:05 No.33808439
WHAT DID I MISS?
Fuck!!
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:05 No.33808441
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:05 No.33808441
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>>33808415
>>33808422
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:05 No.33808442
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:05 No.33808442
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>>33808401
>4chan
>Complaining about anime
How about you fuck off back to Leddit?
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:05 No.33808443
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:05 No.33808443
>>33808401
If you don't have a power level, why are you here?
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:05 No.33808444
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:05 No.33808444
>v8
No longer the fastest, faggot.
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:05 No.33808445
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:05 No.33808445
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>>33808401
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:05 No.33808446
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:05 No.33808446
>>33808401
fuck off normalfag
>>>/9fag/
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:05 No.33808447
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:05 No.33808447
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>>33808355
>>33808327
plebs
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:06 No.33808450
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:06 No.33808450
>>33808408
>INFINITY EDGE: GOOGLE EDITION
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:06 No.33808451
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:06 No.33808451
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>>33808401
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:06 No.33808453
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:06 No.33808453
C++

WOOHOO
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:06 No.33808454
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:06 No.33808454
>>33808439
Nexus support for GS4. New IDE and APIs. That's it, essentially.
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:06 No.33808455
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:06 No.33808455
>>33808439
Nothing.

Trust me.
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:06 No.33808456
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:06 No.33808456
i hate clapping
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:06 No.33808457
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:06 No.33808457
AZZM.js
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:06 No.33808458
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:06 No.33808458
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Fucking furries
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:06 No.33808459
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:06 No.33808459
>pronouncing it "azmmm"
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:06 No.33808460
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:06 No.33808460
>>33808347
>>33808347
agreed, and murrica's GDP is falling
>implying dollar is not paper money in the first place
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:06 No.33808461
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:06 No.33808461
>more than 60% of the bytes are images
woah really
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:06 No.33808462
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:06 No.33808462
SPEEEEEEED BOOOOOOOOOST
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:06 No.33808463
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:06 No.33808463
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ITS OVER JPEG IS FINISHED
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:06 No.33808464
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:06 No.33808464
4chan WebP now?
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:06 No.33808466
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:06 No.33808466
>WebP
that shit again...
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:06 No.33808469
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:06 No.33808469
>new image filetype

WOAH
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:06 No.33808471
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:06 No.33808471
>>33808447
Nice
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:06 No.33808472
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:06 No.33808472
>>33808401
>>>/b/
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:06 No.33808473
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:06 No.33808473
>>33808451
Fate has best ass.
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:06 No.33808479
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:06 No.33808479
BUT NOT ON 4CHAN, SO IT'S USELESS
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:06 No.33808481
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:06 No.33808481
>Still trying to push WebP
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:06 No.33808482
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:06 No.33808482
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>>33807948
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:07 No.33808484
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:07 No.33808484
NEW IMAGE TYPE HOLY DI KS
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:07 No.33808485
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:07 No.33808485
BETA TESTING


FInALLY ThEy SUPPORT THE BETAS
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:07 No.33808486
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:07 No.33808486
Le epic. xD
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:07 No.33808489
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:07 No.33808489
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Guise seriously stop
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:07 No.33808490
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:07 No.33808490
>MUH CATS
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:07 No.33808491
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:07 No.33808491
Nobody cares about WebP you fucking faggots.
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:07 No.33808492
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:07 No.33808492
>Indian
>sand nigger

1/10 Get your countries right.
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:07 No.33808493
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:07 No.33808493
>webP supports animated images
MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT SUPPORT WEBP NOWWWWW
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:07 No.33808495
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:07 No.33808495
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>>33808442
>>33808445
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:07 No.33808497
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:07 No.33808497
LEL XDDDDD
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:07 No.33808498
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:07 No.33808498
>>33808469
>new
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:07 No.33808500
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:07 No.33808500
MOOOOOOOOOT
WEBP WHERE?
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:07 No.33808501
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:07 No.33808501
its over GIF is fucking finished
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:07 No.33808502
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:07 No.33808502
OH MY GOD THIS CHANGES EVERYTHING
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:07 No.33808504
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:07 No.33808504
>dat gif
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:07 No.33808505
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:07 No.33808505
delete >>/gif/
crate >>/webp/
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:07 No.33808506
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:07 No.33808506
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>VP9
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:07 No.33808507
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:07 No.33808507
>>33808463
WE WEBP NOW !!!
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:07 No.33808508
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:07 No.33808508
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ROFL XD
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:07 No.33808511
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:07 No.33808511
>animated

fucking screamers everywhere :(((((

:'(
>>
Taylor !Swift5T1wI
05/15/13(Wed)13:07 No.33808512
Taylor !Swift5T1wI 05/15/13(Wed)13:07 No.33808512
I kinda support smaller image and video filesize
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:07 No.33808513
JUST USE MKV YOU DUMB CUNTS
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:07 No.33808514
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:07 No.33808514
VP9
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:07 No.33808515
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:07 No.33808515
>>33808439
Google Play: All Access -- Access to all songs on Google Play. Everyone gets a 30-day free trial and if you subscribe by June 30 it's $7.99/mo instead of $9.99

Galaxy S4: Google Edition -- Available via the Google Play Store for $649 and works on Tmobile and ATT. It will receive fast updates just like other Nexus devices.
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:07 No.33808516
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:07 No.33808516
why weren't they comparing to apng?
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:07 No.33808517
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:07 No.33808517
>new file type that may or not be animated

great time for gifs that scare the shit out of me again
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:07 No.33808519
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:07 No.33808519
IT'S OVER, H.264 IS FINISHED

IT'S HAPPENING
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:08 No.33808523
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:08 No.33808523
why not compare vp9 to hevc
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:08 No.33808525
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:08 No.33808525
>not against HEVC

Fuck off Google.
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:08 No.33808527
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:08 No.33808527
gif == dead
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:08 No.33808528
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:08 No.33808528
>>33808493
>>webP supports animated images
> MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT SUPPORT WEBP NOWWWWW

>moot still don't support animated png.
>moot doesn't like sound threads embedded in images
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:08 No.33808529
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:08 No.33808529
>VP9
I bet H.265 is already better.
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:08 No.33808530
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:08 No.33808530
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ITS OVER H.264 IS FINISHED
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:08 No.33808531
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:08 No.33808531
This is really, really great.
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:08 No.33808532
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:08 No.33808532
but muuuhhh ANIMU hi10p!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:08 No.33808533
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:08 No.33808533
>>33808495
>>33808482
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:08 No.33808534
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:08 No.33808534
>>33808519
inb4 daiz
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:08 No.33808535
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:08 No.33808535
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IMMA FIRIN MAH LAZOR BWWWAAAHHHH!

reply if you thought this too
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:08 No.33808536
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:08 No.33808536
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FINALLY I COULD FIT ALL MY ANIME BACKLOG ON A 2TB HARDDRIVE
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:08 No.33808537
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:08 No.33808537
Now show CPU usage you fucks
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:08 No.33808538
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:08 No.33808538
>>33808492
>sandnigger
>country limited
sure is shit skin in here
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:08 No.33808540
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:08 No.33808540
>>33808519
But 2.265 is coming out soon.
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:08 No.33808542
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:08 No.33808542
WebP seems interesting... just make animated images (gifs) lag less when when I open them in a browser. There is no reason why my 3570k w/ GTX670 hardware accel enabled should lag on gifs.
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:08 No.33808543
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:08 No.33808543
>>33808513
MKV is the container, not the format, fucking retard.
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:08 No.33808545
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:08 No.33808545
>>33808517
>>new file type that may or not be animated
>great time for gifs that scare the shit out of me again
goddamnit
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:08 No.33808546
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:08 No.33808546
>>33808513
>JUST USE A FILE CONTAINER TO ENCODE YOUR VIDEO
gr8b8m8
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:08 No.33808547
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:08 No.33808547
>>33808517
>new file type that may or not be animated
So... just like GIFs?
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:08 No.33808552
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:08 No.33808552
>>33808530
Holy shit, that size difference.
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:08 No.33808553
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:08 No.33808553
So, they are pushing a faster internet and smaller files at the same time?
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:08 No.33808554
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:08 No.33808554
>>33808516
no support

>implying VP9 > h265
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:08 No.33808555
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:08 No.33808555
this io is getting better and better
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:09 No.33808558
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:09 No.33808558
>>33808516
They don't compare to apng because 4chan doesn't support it, duh, all Google devs are anons.
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:09 No.33808559
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:09 No.33808559
[Stream lagging intensifies]
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:09 No.33808560
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:09 No.33808560
>>33808492

ok then

curry nigger
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:09 No.33808561
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:09 No.33808561
>>33808532
VP9 10bits will be there, don't worry.
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:09 No.33808564
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:09 No.33808564
>>33808513

>mkv
>encoder

top lel
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:09 No.33808565
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:09 No.33808565
>>33808553
seems like it
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:09 No.33808567
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:09 No.33808567
>>33808529
This.
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:09 No.33808571
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:09 No.33808571
ALL THE BITS
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:09 No.33808573
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:09 No.33808573
>>33808540

keep your proprietary bullshit
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:09 No.33808575
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:09 No.33808575
YOU GET

ALL OF THE BITS
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:09 No.33808577
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:09 No.33808577
>>33808532
whoever the fuck came up with that name should shoot themselves
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:09 No.33808578
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:09 No.33808578
>>33808513
It's a container. We can use VP9 in an MKV file.

Not that it matters. H.265 will crush it.
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:09 No.33808579
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:09 No.33808579
>no Android 4.3
>ARGHHHHHHHB!!UJUH!H!J!H!JH!!!111
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:09 No.33808580
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:09 No.33808580
>>33808546
>>33808543
I WROTE IN THE VERY SECOND HE SAID VIDEO, BEFORE HE SPECIFIED WHAT THEY WANT TO CHANGE
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:09 No.33808581
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:09 No.33808581
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>tfw streaming in 1080p with no lag
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:09 No.33808582
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:09 No.33808582
but what does daiz think?
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:09 No.33808584
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:09 No.33808584
google rewrites your javascript
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:10 No.33808588
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:10 No.33808588
where the fuck is Key Lime Pie?
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:10 No.33808589
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:10 No.33808589
Thanks Google!
You will input my buying info for me!

I love Google!
>>
Taylor !Swift5T1wI
05/15/13(Wed)13:10 No.33808590
Taylor !Swift5T1wI 05/15/13(Wed)13:10 No.33808590
this lag is unbearable
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:10 No.33808591
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:10 No.33808591
>>33808579
Calm down.

There's 2 hours left.
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:10 No.33808593
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:10 No.33808593
fell asleep half an hour ago, what have I missed
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:10 No.33808594
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:10 No.33808594
>>33808530
>>33808536
>not comparing it to H.265

Also the VP9 encoder is so fucking slow right now. It's like it was written in java.
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:10 No.33808597
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:10 No.33808597
>all dis botnet
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:10 No.33808602
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:10 No.33808602
CHROME ALREADY KNOWS ALL OF YOUR PAYMENT INFORMATION
>>
LAwLz !LAwLzaWU1A
05/15/13(Wed)13:10 No.33808604
LAwLz !LAwLzaWU1A 05/15/13(Wed)13:10 No.33808604
All of the bits!
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:10 No.33808606
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:10 No.33808606
IT ALREADY KNOWS EVERYTHING
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:10 No.33808608
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:10 No.33808608
google knows all my payment information.....
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:10 No.33808609
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:10 No.33808609
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CHROME ALREADY KNOWS ALL YOUR PAYMENT INFORMATION!!!!
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:10 No.33808610
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:10 No.33808610
WILL THE RASPBERRY PI BE ABLE TO DECODE VP9??????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:10 No.33808611
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:10 No.33808611
GET ALL THE BITS
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:10 No.33808612
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:10 No.33808612
>CHROME ALREADY KNOWS ALL YOUR PAYMENT INFORMATION
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:10 No.33808613
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:10 No.33808613
>4chan supports webP
>20 minute long videos for only 3MB
IDS HABBEDINGS
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:10 No.33808615
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:10 No.33808615
>>33808580
>ponyfag
>is a fucking retard
No surprise.
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:10 No.33808617
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:10 No.33808617
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>Chrome already know all your payment information
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:10 No.33808618
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:10 No.33808618
Chrome knows .. everything.
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:10 No.33808619
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:10 No.33808619
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>>33808553
>>33808565
Why are Google so based?
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:10 No.33808620
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:10 No.33808620
> Google middlemanning all your shopping

lol
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:10 No.33808622
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:10 No.33808622
>>33808581

it's for developers, who own servers
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:10 No.33808623
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:10 No.33808623
>>33806077 (OP)

fuck off shill kill yourself
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:10 No.33808624
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:10 No.33808624
YOU HAVE NO CONTROL OVER YOUR SHOPPING
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:11 No.33808626
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:11 No.33808626
>compression proxy
>all your traffic goes over google's server
TOP FUCKING LEL
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:11 No.33808629
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:11 No.33808629
>abandon rate of shopping carts

Google knows you bought dragon dildos.
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:11 No.33808630
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:11 No.33808630
>Chrome already knows
BOTNET CONFIRMED
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:11 No.33808631
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:11 No.33808631
chrome already knows all your payment information
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:11 No.33808633
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:11 No.33808633
>chrome already knows all of your payment information

the botnet is here
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:11 No.33808634
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:11 No.33808634
TAKE MY PAYMENT INFORMATION!
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:11 No.33808635
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:11 No.33808635
Oh lold

>using Google products
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:11 No.33808638
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:11 No.33808638
>>33808560

>>>/pol/
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:11 No.33808639
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:11 No.33808639
dat feel when can't upload /u/ pics cause thread is so big its making myT43 processor hit 100%
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:11 No.33808640
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:11 No.33808640
>>33808590
what lag?

captcha: douchebagdelight
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:11 No.33808641
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:11 No.33808641
>>33808593
They installed the matrix in your living room, go check it out.
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:11 No.33808644
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:11 No.33808644
>>33808623
lel
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:11 No.33808646
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:11 No.33808646
>>33808610
at 1FPY
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:11 No.33808647
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:11 No.33808647
>>33808262
- 10 e/month for *unlimited data* 2Mbit/s data plan
(yes, actually "unlimited")
- 0.67 e/month basic fee
- talk is 0.065 e/min
- text messages 0.06 euros a piece
monthly payment ends up in 14 euros/month, unlocked phone.

I'll happily pay up front $600 for the phone instead being endlessly raped on the phone bill, thanks.
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:11 No.33808651
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:11 No.33808651
>>33808530
Yes
Yes
Yes
At fucking least.
I'm bored of all this patent dodging.

>>33808532
I for one welcome our new vp9 overlords.
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:11 No.33808652
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:11 No.33808652
>>33808590
oh stop complaining
I'm using a 3mb connection in mexico and I have no lag
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:11 No.33808653
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:11 No.33808653
>GOOGLE WALLET
>ONLY 3 STEPS
IDS HABBADANGALIN
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:11 No.33808657
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:11 No.33808657
>i forget what it's called
top lel
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:11 No.33808658
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:11 No.33808658
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>Chrome already knows all your payment information
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:11 No.33808659
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:11 No.33808659
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dem legs
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:11 No.33808660
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:11 No.33808660
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>>33808435
Indeed.
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:11 No.33808665
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:11 No.33808665
>>33808633
It means if you use Google Wallet
You still have to tell them it once you fucktard
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:12 No.33808666
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:12 No.33808666
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>Build your own HTML tags

WHY?
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:12 No.33808667
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:12 No.33808667
CHROME ALREADY KNOWS DON'T WORRY GUYS
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:12 No.33808668
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:12 No.33808668
>>33808639
tfw sticky thread
tfw firefox is dying
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:12 No.33808669
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:12 No.33808669
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>Chrome already knows your payment information
>>
Taylor !Swift5T1wI
05/15/13(Wed)13:12 No.33808671
Taylor !Swift5T1wI 05/15/13(Wed)13:12 No.33808671
>>33808640
keeps freezing

maybe my internet is being poo I'll reset my router I don't remember it being this bad last year
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:12 No.33808672
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:12 No.33808672
>>33808647
(in Europe, not in 3rd world us of course)
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:12 No.33808676
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:12 No.33808676
>try to make your first purchase online
>chrome already knows everything

I... I didn't even give them my payment details.
>>
ƴττRιυʍ !L7tyclief.
05/15/13(Wed)13:12 No.33808681
ƴττRιυʍ !L7tyclief. 05/15/13(Wed)13:12 No.33808681
>google wallet autocomplete
Hello Roboform.

>compression proxy
Hello Opera.
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:12 No.33808682
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:12 No.33808682
<g-app>

why not /g/app?
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:12 No.33808683
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:12 No.33808683
Are they going to announce a new nexus 7?
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:12 No.33808685
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:12 No.33808685
::::VALUED CITIZEN:::::
::::::I WENT AHEAD AND BOUGHT THE NEW NEXUS 4 WITH YOUR PAYMENT INFORMATION::::::
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:12 No.33808686
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:12 No.33808686
>>33808652
>Mexico
Pinche puta
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:12 No.33808689
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:12 No.33808689
>>33808668
i have 3 tabs
>this sticky
>the stream
>google+
firefox is doing fine
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:13 No.33808690
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:13 No.33808690
>>33806077 (OP)
DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS !
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:13 No.33808692
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:13 No.33808692
>>33808671
Choose one, stream or thread, close one the other gets better?
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:13 No.33808693
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:13 No.33808693
Brb selling my soul to Google, they can take everything, I don't give a shit, I'll be living in the future

Can't wait until I can actually re-enact Trek TNG and tell my computer to do things
>>
ƴττRιυʍ !L7tyclief.
05/15/13(Wed)13:13 No.33808694
ƴττRιυʍ !L7tyclief. 05/15/13(Wed)13:13 No.33808694
>>33808683
Not on day 1
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:13 No.33808696
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:13 No.33808696
</g-app>
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:13 No.33808699
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:13 No.33808699
>>33808683
SOON
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:13 No.33808700
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:13 No.33808700
The autism is strong in this thread
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:13 No.33808702
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:13 No.33808702
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>Chrome already knows my payment information
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:13 No.33808703
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:13 No.33808703
>>33808683
WHY DON'T YOU WATCH AND FIND OUT
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:13 No.33808705
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:13 No.33808705
g-header
g-tab
g-box

Google's here, /g/
/g/-google
D:
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:13 No.33808709
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:13 No.33808709
>still 2 more hours to go

JESUS CHRIST THIS IS THE BEST KEYNOTE EVER
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:13 No.33808710
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:13 No.33808710
I'm white, but I do love curry
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:13 No.33808711
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:13 No.33808711
HEY GUYS SHOULD I BUY THE NEXUS 4 NOW OR WHAT???
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:13 No.33808712
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:13 No.33808712
>Coding websites in HTML? Sorry, I'm coding in Google.
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:13 No.33808713
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:13 No.33808713
>tfw Google ends up pulling an IRL Eve Online scam and steals all the money in the world
>>
Taylor !Swift5T1wI
05/15/13(Wed)13:13 No.33808714
Taylor !Swift5T1wI 05/15/13(Wed)13:13 No.33808714
>>33808692
stream

goodbye /g/
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:13 No.33808715
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:13 No.33808715
>>33808647
what? where?
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:13 No.33808717
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:13 No.33808717
>Compression with movies and images

Why.
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:13 No.33808718
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:13 No.33808718
>>33808685
*grabs by the throat*

Back the fuck off?!
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:13 No.33808722
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:13 No.33808722
>>33808694
How many days is this again, will there be another stream tomorrow?
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:14 No.33808723
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:14 No.33808723
>>33808659

Is the guy on her left wearing Google Glass?

Maybe this is how we get hot korean gfs /g/
>>
ƴττRιυʍ !L7tyclief.
05/15/13(Wed)13:14 No.33808725
ƴττRιυʍ !L7tyclief. 05/15/13(Wed)13:14 No.33808725
>>33808714
lol i have a projector and i'm watching the stream there while chatting and not looking at my browser
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:14 No.33808727
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:14 No.33808727
>>33808685
GLORY TO ARZTOTZKA
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:14 No.33808729
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:14 No.33808729
>Voulnteers
Yeah, sure
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:14 No.33808730
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:14 No.33808730
>tfw had to run to the shops and thought i missed the 4.3 reveal
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:14 No.33808731
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:14 No.33808731
Making your own tags instead of keeping to a standard honestly make no sense to me, are they just dumbing it down for stupid people?
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:14 No.33808732
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:14 No.33808732
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>>33808435
>>33808660
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:14 No.33808735
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:14 No.33808735
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the ass was fat
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:14 No.33808738
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:14 No.33808738
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>>33808658
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:14 No.33808739
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:14 No.33808739
>short-haired blond with dat ass
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:14 No.33808740
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:14 No.33808740
>inb4 dat purple asssssssss
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:14 No.33808741
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:14 No.33808741
>>33808689
I have 17 tabs, including the stream, this sticky and some other threads.
Nightly is not even breaking a sweat
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:14 No.33808742
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:14 No.33808742
Dat ass.
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:14 No.33808743
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:14 No.33808743
DAT ASS
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:14 No.33808746
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:14 No.33808746
>>33808623
>shills are now mods

You better prepare your anus. It's about to get real.
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:14 No.33808747
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:14 No.33808747
>racer
looks more like lgbt
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:14 No.33808748
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:14 No.33808748
watching this on firefox

umad google
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:14 No.33808749
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:14 No.33808749
>ALL THESE FAILING DEMOS
>>
ƴττRιυʍ !L7tyclief.
05/15/13(Wed)13:14 No.33808751
ƴττRιυʍ !L7tyclief. 05/15/13(Wed)13:14 No.33808751
>>33808722
3 days

definitely

>>33808731
no they're playing microsoft and using market share to their advantage
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:14 No.33808753
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:14 No.33808753
>>33808668
Firefox handles these threads like a boss. The other browsers on the other hand...
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:15 No.33808757
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:15 No.33808757
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>>33808660
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:15 No.33808758
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:15 No.33808758
>dat ass
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:15 No.33808759
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:15 No.33808759
mah dick
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:15 No.33808760
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:15 No.33808760
>>33808718
I've seen this posted so many times. What is it from anyway?
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:15 No.33808761
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:15 No.33808761
>>33808647
ulimited data???? germany? if so please tell
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:15 No.33808764
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:15 No.33808764
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>>33808735
WOOP WOOP
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:15 No.33808766
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:15 No.33808766
NICE ASS
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:15 No.33808767
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:15 No.33808767
Get your shit together google
>>
ƴττRιυʍ !L7tyclief.
05/15/13(Wed)13:15 No.33808768
ƴττRιυʍ !L7tyclief. 05/15/13(Wed)13:15 No.33808768
>>33808742
>>33808743
>it's a trap

>not like /g/ cares, even better
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:15 No.33808772
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:15 No.33808772
>>33808715
Finland. isp named Saunalahti.
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:15 No.33808773
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:15 No.33808773
>>33808735
Ellen Degeneres?
>>33808739
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:15 No.33808782
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:15 No.33808782
WHOA
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:15 No.33808784
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:15 No.33808784
RIDICULOUS
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:15 No.33808785
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:15 No.33808785
WHY THE FUCK IS THIS SOME MUSLAMCUNT PRESENTING! FUCK OF GOOGLE! SHOW SOME PROFESSIONALISM! WHY USE SOME CALL CENTRE GUY TO PRESENT! FUCKK
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:15 No.33808786
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:15 No.33808786
boooring
>>
ƴττRιυʍ !L7tyclief.
05/15/13(Wed)13:16 No.33808787
ƴττRιυʍ !L7tyclief. 05/15/13(Wed)13:16 No.33808787
>>33808753
agreed
dat appchan x performance

thank you based zixaphir
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:16 No.33808791
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:16 No.33808791
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neat
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:16 No.33808793
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:16 No.33808793
LAG
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:16 No.33808794
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:16 No.33808794
>NOOOOOOOOO
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:16 No.33808795
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:16 No.33808795
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>NOW YOU CAN PLAY A GAME WITH YOUR 5-20 ANDROID DEVICES
>BUY BUY BUY GOYIM
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:16 No.33808797
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:16 No.33808797
...what am i supposed to be watching here?
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:16 No.33808798
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:16 No.33808798
>>33808760
It's a deviant art screencap about some fat chicks selfie.
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:16 No.33808799
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:16 No.33808799
>>33808738
>outline on the INSIDE of the letters
what the FUCK is wrong with you you cancerous fuckbrain?
this isn't reddit, take your useless photoshop shill skills and get out
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:16 No.33808802
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:16 No.33808802
Is the stream laggy for anyone else?
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:16 No.33808803
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:16 No.33808803
>Oh shit


>Oh shit
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:16 No.33808804
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:16 No.33808804
the audio is so terrible
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:16 No.33808805
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:16 No.33808805
looks.... fun...
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:16 No.33808806
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:16 No.33808806
>laggs
>says shit
top lel
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:16 No.33808807
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:16 No.33808807
HOLY FUCK THAT GAEM

>Oh shit
lel
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:16 No.33808808
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:16 No.33808808
>OH SHIT
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:16 No.33808810
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:16 No.33808810
>OH SHIT
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:16 No.33808811
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:16 No.33808811
With four tablets and a couple of phones, you too can play this micro-machines racer from 1997!!
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:16 No.33808813
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:16 No.33808813
Random question, but are those screens behind them projector or LED?
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:16 No.33808814
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:16 No.33808814
>oh shit
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:16 No.33808815
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:16 No.33808815
>"oh shit"
>stream starts looping on it
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:16 No.33808819
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:16 No.33808819
>>33808802
just you
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:16 No.33808820
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:16 No.33808820
>>33808772
and dont forget shitloads of sms and e-mail ads by the provider
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:16 No.33808821
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:16 No.33808821
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all that lag
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:16 No.33808823
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:16 No.33808823
THE FUTURE OF GAMING
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:16 No.33808824
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:16 No.33808824
>Oh shit
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:16 No.33808826
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:16 No.33808826
>SO MUCH LAG
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:16 No.33808827
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:16 No.33808827
>>33808768
YTTRIUM, FAGGOT, GO MAKE THE SG 4 NEXUS ON SCROTTER ALREADY
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:16 No.33808828
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:16 No.33808828
>OH SHIT
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:16 No.33808830
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:16 No.33808830
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CHROME ALREADY KNOWS ALL YOUR PAYMENT INFORMATION

I thought the fucking botnet was a joke by /g/. I fucking thought it did.
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:16 No.33808831
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:16 No.33808831
>>33808791
MOVE YOUR FUCKING HEAD HOLY SHIT
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:16 No.33808832
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:16 No.33808832
>>33808802
I'm several seconds behind the people in this thread.
>>
ƴττRιυʍ !L7tyclief.
05/15/13(Wed)13:16 No.33808833
ƴττRιυʍ !L7tyclief. 05/15/13(Wed)13:16 No.33808833
>>33808795
>mfw i have four android devices, including a tablet
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:16 No.33808834
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:16 No.33808834
>>33808795
that's an epic meme :)
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:17 No.33808835
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:17 No.33808835
dat lag on their chrome game
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:17 No.33808836
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:17 No.33808836
did someone just say "oh shit"
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:17 No.33808838
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:17 No.33808838
http://chrome.com/racer/
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:17 No.33808840
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:17 No.33808840
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AHAHAHAH THAT HAND PICKED CONVENIENTLY MULTICULTURAL "SAMPLE"
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:17 No.33808843
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:17 No.33808843
Damn I want those colorful micro-usb cables.
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:17 No.33808845
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:17 No.33808845
>>33808787
Shit i'm using 4chan X. That's probably why
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:17 No.33808848
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:17 No.33808848
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I AM SO EMBARRASSED FOR THEM RIGHT NOW

SPAGHETTI

OH GOD
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:17 No.33808849
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:17 No.33808849
>>33808811
So it only costs 4x200 + 600 + 600 = 2000 to play this game? Awesome!~!
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:17 No.33808850
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:17 No.33808850
>Google IO
>iPhone and iPad
:)
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:17 No.33808851
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:17 No.33808851
>lags like hell
>shit audio

Yeah, no.
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:17 No.33808852
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:17 No.33808852
>$649
>OH SHIT
>OH SHIT
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:17 No.33808854
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:17 No.33808854
>Chrome already knows all your payment information

>people start clapping

...
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:17 No.33808855
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:17 No.33808855
>>33808791
DAT NEXUS 10 BEZEL
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:17 No.33808857
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:17 No.33808857
>dat music
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:17 No.33808858
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:17 No.33808858
why do they bother with shit like this?
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:17 No.33808862
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:17 No.33808862
>>33808828
>OH SHIT
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:17 No.33808864
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:17 No.33808864
>this Portal 2 music
>>
ƴττRιυʍ !L7tyclief.
05/15/13(Wed)13:17 No.33808866
ƴττRιυʍ !L7tyclief. 05/15/13(Wed)13:17 No.33808866
>>33808827
b-but

but

but

give me images ;_;
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:17 No.33808867
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:17 No.33808867
>>33808785

>>>/school/
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:18 No.33808870
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:18 No.33808870
That's one of the Portal 2 songs.
>>
LAwLz !LAwLzaWU1A
05/15/13(Wed)13:18 No.33808872
LAwLz !LAwLzaWU1A 05/15/13(Wed)13:18 No.33808872
>>33808797
They have wirelessly connected 5 devices to play the same game. It's really neat and I am really surprised that it worked so well in that room with so many wireless devices and interference.
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:18 No.33808873
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:18 No.33808873
>>33808787
thank you based Mayhem
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:18 No.33808876
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:18 No.33808876
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>>33808797
this overpriced piece of shit toy taken to android
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:18 No.33808881
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:18 No.33808881
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>>33808830
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:18 No.33808883
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:18 No.33808883
That's chrome done? What about notifications and google now?
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:18 No.33808888
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:18 No.33808888
>iPhone user wins
What does this tell us?
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:18 No.33808889
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:18 No.33808889
>inline css
>inline JS
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:18 No.33808891
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:18 No.33808891
showing red sperm game
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:19 No.33808896
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:19 No.33808896
END CHECK OVERLAP
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:19 No.33808898
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:19 No.33808898
>>33808876
>piece of shit toy
poorfag with no childhood detected
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:19 No.33808899
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:19 No.33808899
TELNET TO CERN
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:19 No.33808900
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:19 No.33808900
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>>33808876
>calling that shit
say that to my face irl and see what happens
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:19 No.33808901
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:19 No.33808901
>>33808888
steve jobs was drive
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:19 No.33808902
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:19 No.33808902
No idea what he just asked.
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:19 No.33808903
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:19 No.33808903
FREE PIXELS
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:19 No.33808906
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:19 No.33808906
OPRAH
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:19 No.33808907
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:19 No.33808907
giveaway
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:19 No.33808908
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:19 No.33808908
ERRBODY GETTING A PIXEL
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:19 No.33808910
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:19 No.33808910
[crowd gets rowdy]
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:19 No.33808912
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:19 No.33808912
>FREE PIXEL
FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:19 No.33808913
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:19 No.33808913
>>33808903
jelly as fuck
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:19 No.33808915
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:19 No.33808915
>>33808899
escape character is fuckgoogle
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:19 No.33808916
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:19 No.33808916
Fucking free laptops?
The fuck is this, Oprah??
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:19 No.33808917
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:19 No.33808917
>>33808888
That you're fucking gay.
#rekt
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:19 No.33808918
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:19 No.33808918
>Everyone is getting a pixel
Holy shit.
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:19 No.33808920
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:19 No.33808920
I'm jelly.
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:19 No.33808921
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:19 No.33808921
>free Pixel
>install Linux on it
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:19 No.33808922
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:19 No.33808922
>>33808899
Mado scientists
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:19 No.33808923
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:19 No.33808923
$0
$0
$0
$0
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:19 No.33808925
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:19 No.33808925
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>>33808854
>normalfags
>not being retarded

pick 1
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:20 No.33808926
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:20 No.33808926
FUCK
WHY AREN'T WE THERE
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:20 No.33808928
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:20 No.33808928
>>33808855
Tablets have bezels for a reason
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:20 No.33808929
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:20 No.33808929
HOLY FUCK THEY ALL GOT PIXELS! LUCK CUNTS!!!
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:20 No.33808931
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:20 No.33808931
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>EVERYONE IN THE AUDIENCE IS GETTING A FREE PIXEL
WE OPERA NOW
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:20 No.33808933
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:20 No.33808933
free laptops
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:20 No.33808934
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:20 No.33808934
Wow they got such a shit reaction for that. FREE LAPTOP, BE HAPPY.
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:20 No.33808935
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:20 No.33808935
>tfw $1500 ticket gets you $3000 worth of swag
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:20 No.33808936
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:20 No.33808936
Why didn't I go there?
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:20 No.33808937
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:20 No.33808937
if you can't sell them, then just give them away!
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:20 No.33808938
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:20 No.33808938
>>33808916
an IO ticket is like $1000
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:20 No.33808939
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:20 No.33808939
>>33808903
FREE PIXELS
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:20 No.33808940
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:20 No.33808940
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>>33808838
>RACER BY GIORGIO MORODER
>click the Youtube link on the site
>This video has been removed by the user.
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:20 No.33808941
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:20 No.33808941
>free botnet
>>
ƴττRιυʍ !L7tyclief.
05/15/13(Wed)13:20 No.33808942
ƴττRιυʍ !L7tyclief. 05/15/13(Wed)13:20 No.33808942
>>33808912
FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:20 No.33808943
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:20 No.33808943
FREE PIXELS
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:20 No.33808944
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:20 No.33808944
>>33808925
>posting thumbnails
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:20 No.33808948
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:20 No.33808948
>>33808912
A Google IO ticket is probs tripple the pixel price
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:20 No.33808950
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:20 No.33808950
Why are they giving away pixels to journalists? why not developerdeveloperdeveloperdeveloperdeveloper
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:20 No.33808951
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:20 No.33808951
>that jew smirks on everyones's face when they announcedthey're getting a pixel...
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:20 No.33808952
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:20 No.33808952
FREE LAPTOPS
WHAT THE FUCK
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:20 No.33808953
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:20 No.33808953
>Free pixels
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:20 No.33808954
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:20 No.33808954
>we will give you all a pixel
fml
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:20 No.33808957
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:20 No.33808957
>devilopers
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:20 No.33808958
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:20 No.33808958
>>33808639
>>33808668
3570k
this sticky
google io stream

10% cpu use at most
Firefox using bout 700kb
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:20 No.33808959
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:20 No.33808959
>>33808870
HALF-LIFE 3 FOR ANDROID CONFIRMED
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:20 No.33808964
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:20 No.33808964
>free browsing machines
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:21 No.33808965
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:21 No.33808965
25mil users around the world isn't incredible at all
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:21 No.33808966
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:21 No.33808966
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>tfw you will never be in the audience and get a free $2000 computer
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:21 No.33808967
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:21 No.33808967
>>33808903
Now you are part of the botnet.
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:21 No.33808969
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:21 No.33808969
guglaps
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:21 No.33808970
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:21 No.33808970
they're getting free pixels?

lol my tv has like 1080 lol fags
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:21 No.33808971
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:21 No.33808971
>>33808916
They always give at least $2000 worth of shit every i/o
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:21 No.33808972
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:21 No.33808972
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>>33808870

>mfw Gabe Newell runs onto the stage and announces episode 3
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:21 No.33808973
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:21 No.33808973
>>33808888
It means that iPhone users spend too much time playing games.
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:21 No.33808976
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:21 No.33808976
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Dual core 1GHZ

Well fuck.
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:21 No.33808978
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:21 No.33808978
>botnet will do your homework kid, just tell us your payment details
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:21 No.33808980
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:21 No.33808980
yes yes keep laughing. im gonna bomb every fucking one of u
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:21 No.33808981
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:21 No.33808981
>>33808898
>>33808900
I had a huge one and it stopped being fun 15 minutes in. RC Car is god tier
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:21 No.33808982
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:21 No.33808982
>dartmouth
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:21 No.33808983
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:21 No.33808983
>over 200 countries
THERE ARE ONLY 197 SOVEREIGN STATES
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:21 No.33808984
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:21 No.33808984
SO, GUYS, WHO'S LINING UP ON CRAIGSLIST TOMORROW FOR ALL THE JEW RESELLERS ATTENDING TODAY?
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:21 No.33808985
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:21 No.33808985
The botnet wants to take over education? Talk about indoctrination.
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:21 No.33808990
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:21 No.33808990
... ffffffffffffffffffuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:21 No.33808991
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:21 No.33808991
>>33808950
Jewish journalists need bribes to give good reviews.
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:21 No.33808992
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:21 No.33808992
they aren't free, google is processing the payments as we speak with the payment information used to buy the i/o ticket
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:21 No.33808993
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:21 No.33808993
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>>33808944
>being a inferior weeaboo fag and actually trying to see that shitty image in a higher resolution
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:21 No.33808996
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:21 No.33808996
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>>33808972
>Gabe Newell
>Runs
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:21 No.33808997
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:21 No.33808997
Fuck, this fag again.
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:21 No.33808998
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:21 No.33808998
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>>33808944
oh shit you're right, sorry thats from my 4chan archive folder

sorry bro
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:22 No.33808999
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:22 No.33808999
android 4.3 when
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:22 No.33809003
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:22 No.33809003
>>33808976
LOOK AT HIM
LOOK AT HIM AND LAUGH
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:22 No.33809004
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:22 No.33809004
>>33808993
>weeaboo
>inferior
huehuehue
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:22 No.33809007
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:22 No.33809007
>>33808976
>dual core

what's it like in 2009?
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:22 No.33809011
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:22 No.33809011
>>33808993
>>>/b/
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:22 No.33809012
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:22 No.33809012
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Free Pixel? Yikes, I thought they'd just get a phone or something.

>>33808757
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:22 No.33809014
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:22 No.33809014
>IT CHANGES EVERYTHING
>THIS CHANGES EVERYTHING
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:22 No.33809016
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:22 No.33809016
>>33808998
that's alright, anon-kun
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:22 No.33809018
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:22 No.33809018
>>33808976
Works on an i4S
What the fuck are you using?
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:22 No.33809020
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:22 No.33809020
>we want to get into your brain in your childhood already so we can know what to sell to your parents and to you in the future
>>
LAwLz !LAwLzaWU1A
05/15/13(Wed)13:23 No.33809024
LAwLz !LAwLzaWU1A 05/15/13(Wed)13:23 No.33809024
>>33808996
>Rolls onto the stage
>Announces Half Life 3
>Eats one of the Chromebooks
>Rolls away
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:23 No.33809025
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:23 No.33809025
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>>33808972
>tfw Half Life 3 is never released and Valve deny everything for another 10 years until it becomes beyond Duke Nukem tier industry joke and Valve goes insolvent, bankrupt and years later people who used to work at the now defunct Valve reveal Gabe's draconian oppression and how he demanded Episode 03 be unrealistically revolutionary and good so it was scrapped every single year and rebuilt from scratch multiple times until eventually the company bled so much money it died
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:23 No.33809026
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>>33808996
>>33808997
>>33808998
>>33808999

4 consecutive posts, ending with trips
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Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:23 No.33809029
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:23 No.33809029
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>the botnet in the public school system
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:23 No.33809031
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:23 No.33809031
>>33806694
uhm well it is. who the fuck doesn't have access to a phone's charger daily?
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:23 No.33809032
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:23 No.33809032
>botnet expanding to children
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:23 No.33809035
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:23 No.33809035
>Google Play for Education
FUCK THIS, GET YOUR FILTHY HANDS OFF MY KIDS, YOU BOTNET
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:23 No.33809037
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:23 No.33809037
[LAUGHTER] appears before the laughs. Sure, live...
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:23 No.33809038
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:23 No.33809038
>>33809014
AGAIN
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:23 No.33809040
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:23 No.33809040
>>33808992

Because Chrome already knows their payment information. It all makes sense. The botnet's first strike.
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:23 No.33809041
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:23 No.33809041
SCHOOGLE
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:23 No.33809042
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:23 No.33809042
>baby farm
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:23 No.33809043
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:23 No.33809043
>>33809014
You get a pixel~! YOU GET A PIXEL! EVERYONE GETS A PIXEL
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:23 No.33809049
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:23 No.33809049
Teaches told us that budget cuts is everlasting and fuck expensive gimmicks,
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:24 No.33809052
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:24 No.33809052
>really diverse set of developers
Juden..
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:24 No.33809053
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:24 No.33809053
When he visits his kid's school he breaks the terms of his parole
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:24 No.33809054
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:24 No.33809054
4.3 is coming
http://www.theverge.com/2013/5/15/4333406/android-4-3-confirmed-google-developer-site
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:24 No.33809056
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:24 No.33809056
>>33808252
My Albanian boss thinks the same goddamn way. Even though I'm starting a job at a T-Mobile store he insists I have no idea how they work...
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:24 No.33809059
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:24 No.33809059
>>33809043
someone post the oprah bee gif
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:24 No.33809060
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:24 No.33809060
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>americans calling Maths, Math.
>>
ƴττRιυʍ !L7tyclief.
05/15/13(Wed)13:24 No.33809063
ƴττRιυʍ !L7tyclief. 05/15/13(Wed)13:24 No.33809063
>Google Play for Education
>Steam for Schools
>Play
>Steam
hnngh
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:24 No.33809067
The Botnet thing is a joke right?

People here don't seriously consider Google Cloud Services to be some sort of Orwellian "botnet", right?

Please tell me it's a joke
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:24 No.33809068
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:24 No.33809068
>Every student has a google account

>forced into the botnet at a young age
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:24 No.33809070
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:24 No.33809070
>teachers force people to buy the non-free app
>google gets money
lel
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:24 No.33809072
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:24 No.33809072
I'm glad I'm only reading this thread as it updates so I don't have to watch that stupid keynote for 2 hours before they finally show off Android stuff.
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:24 No.33809074
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:24 No.33809074
>I CLICK ON AND THEN ON
>NOTHING ACTUALLY HAPPENS
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:24 No.33809075
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:24 No.33809075
>private browsing
>child apps
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:24 No.33809076
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:24 No.33809076
>education apps
This shit never works. why can't people accept this and stop pushing technology into this?
All you need for a good education is a pen and a goddamn paper.
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:24 No.33809077
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:24 No.33809077
>putting IT guys out of work
>google
:(
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:24 No.33809079
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:24 No.33809079
AND BAM
Feeling a little Microsoft eh
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:24 No.33809080
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:24 No.33809080
>>33808821
Fuck you, Yukiho.
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:24 No.33809083
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:24 No.33809083
They are growing up on the google botnet.
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:24 No.33809086
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:24 No.33809086
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>>33809012
I know right?
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:24 No.33809087
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:24 No.33809087
>kindergarteners with tablets

no
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:24 No.33809089
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:24 No.33809089
>upgrade to the pay version

muh sides
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:24 No.33809091
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:24 No.33809091
>not pushing porn apps to kids and blaming it on malware
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:24 No.33809093
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:24 No.33809093
>google servers go down for an hour
>okay kids, school is closed today
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:24 No.33809095
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:24 No.33809095
>>33809059
Seconding the bee gif.
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:24 No.33809096
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:24 No.33809096
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>>33808958
>>33808668
>>33808639
>thinkpad T61
>KDE
>firefox with fuckton of tabs
>1080p stream in the background
>no lag
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:24 No.33809097
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:24 No.33809097
THE BOTNET EMBRACES ALL

DO NOT RESIST THE BOTNET

LOVE THE BOTNET
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:25 No.33809098
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:25 No.33809098
>>33809025
>Valve
>bankrupt
They will never lose all their steam.
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:25 No.33809100
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:25 No.33809100
>>33809067
how long have you been here?
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:25 No.33809101
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:25 No.33809101
>>33809067

No fun allowed?
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:25 No.33809102
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:25 No.33809102
>Requires all students to have a Google Account — the teachers can pick an app and instantly install on all the kids' tablets.
>Requires all students to have a Google Account
>all students
>Google Account
ITS HAPPENING!!!! BY 2025 90% OF THE WORLD WILL BE ONE WITH GOOGLE!
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:25 No.33809103
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:25 No.33809103
>>33809077

work for google you pleb
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:25 No.33809105
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:25 No.33809105
CHARGE THE TAXPAYERS RIGHT FROM THEIR GOOGLE WALLET
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:25 No.33809106
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:25 No.33809106
>Wake up one morning
>all my icons are ponies
>get call from grandma
>"I bought icon sets for you, cost me $10"
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:25 No.33809107
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:25 No.33809107
>>33809067
But it is.
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:25 No.33809108
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:25 No.33809108
>distribute an app to your school kids that monitors the webcam and microphone
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:25 No.33809109
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:25 No.33809109
>using incognito mode
WHAT ARE YOU HIDING, ROCK STAR?
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:25 No.33809111
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:25 No.33809111
>>33809060
>>>/int/
fuck off
>>
Guy Incognito !!Czae4KQs0ob
05/15/13(Wed)13:25 No.33809112
Guy Incognito !!Czae4KQs0ob 05/15/13(Wed)13:25 No.33809112
>>33809097
Amen
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:25 No.33809113
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:25 No.33809113
>$1000 for an HTML5 app
HAHAHAHAHAHHA
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:25 No.33809116
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:25 No.33809116
What kind of spoiled brat kindergartner has an android tablet?
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:25 No.33809117
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:25 No.33809117
>>33809067
Not a joke.
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:25 No.33809119
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:25 No.33809119
>>33809052
Adolf bitte.
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:25 No.33809120
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:25 No.33809120
>Kindergarteners with tablets.
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:25 No.33809123
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:25 No.33809123
>the kids can go deeper
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:25 No.33809124
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:25 No.33809124
>>33809025

intredasting theory bro

but since some of the concept art leaked a while ago, it's clear they're looking to redesign the look of the game which means it's most likely they'll release episode 3 on a new source engine, most likely they'll announce them side by side for added effect among the faithful
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:25 No.33809126
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:25 No.33809126
>>33809096
any way of streaming dis shit without flash? it's burning my shitty cpu
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:25 No.33809128
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:25 No.33809128
>>33809060
>non american
>pretending you get a say on correct english
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:25 No.33809130
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:25 No.33809130
>Not giving a school a discount for buying in bulk

Fucking Jewgle.
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:25 No.33809132
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:25 No.33809132
>>33809096
Theme?
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:25 No.33809133
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:25 No.33809133
>>33809093
I believe it, schools will close if the powers out for an hour.
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:25 No.33809134
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:25 No.33809134
IMMEDIATELY INSTALLS ON ALL TABLETS?
WHY WOULD ANYONE EVER WANT THAT
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:25 No.33809135
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:25 No.33809135
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>>33809067
Of course not.
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:26 No.33809140
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:26 No.33809140
AWWWSOM
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:26 No.33809143
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:26 No.33809143
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Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:26 No.33809145
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:26 No.33809145
>>33809096
i think its 4chan X's fault mostly
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:26 No.33809146
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:26 No.33809146
>>33809091
hahahahahaha
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:26 No.33809148
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:26 No.33809148
>>33809096
>stock openSUSE KDE
I want to barf
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:26 No.33809149
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:26 No.33809149
>>33809076
and for it to be reasonably priced.
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:26 No.33809153
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:26 No.33809153
>5 year old with a computer let alone a tablet
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:26 No.33809154
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:26 No.33809154
>>33809093
>google skynet
>going down
We don't live in a world where it's possible anymore, anon.
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:26 No.33809155
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:26 No.33809155
>Kindergartners
>Tablets
...
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:26 No.33809159
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:26 No.33809159
>education

fuck that, show me 4.3 already
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:26 No.33809160
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:26 No.33809160
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Top lel
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:26 No.33809162
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:26 No.33809162
>if johnny has 8 details of personal information
>and anne has 9 details of personal information
>how much money would they make if they sold the information to their advertisers
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:26 No.33809163
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:26 No.33809163
The web is within YOU!
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:26 No.33809165
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:26 No.33809165
>>33809126
>tfw have to deal with stuttering on 720p due to shitty laptop
>tfw room is too hot because of the poor heat management
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:26 No.33809168
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:26 No.33809168
>picture of students
>they all nignogs
GOOGLE IS SO UNDERSTANDING OF OUR TRANSETHNIC MULTIGENDERED PLIGHT!
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:26 No.33809171
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:26 No.33809171
>Molaysha
what
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:26 No.33809172
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:26 No.33809172
Google might be the most good evil company ever.
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:26 No.33809175
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:26 No.33809175
>mah lazer
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:27 No.33809181
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:27 No.33809181
>>33809067
It can remotely control a large amount of devices against the will of the user, e.g. reset the password [1]. So yes, it's a botnet.

1: http://boingboing.net/2013/05/12/apple-can-decrypt-iphones-for.html
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:27 No.33809185
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:27 No.33809185
>FrogAsia
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:27 No.33809187
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:27 No.33809187
>>33809162
top lel
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:27 No.33809188
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:27 No.33809188
PLEASE GOOGLE
NEW CHROMEBOOK THAT DOESNT HAVE FUCK HUGE PIXELS OR A FUCK HUGE PRICE
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:27 No.33809190
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:27 No.33809190
>>33809162
pepsi
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:27 No.33809192
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:27 No.33809192
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if this hindu dont shut the fuck up
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:27 No.33809196
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:27 No.33809196
>>33809175
Look at the cute children! So cuuute! All those smiles!

BUY OR DEVICES NOW
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:27 No.33809199
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:27 No.33809199
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>>33809111
lel
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:27 No.33809201
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:27 No.33809201
All Access Music is up.

music.google.com
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:27 No.33809202
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:27 No.33809202
>>33809132
stock KDE oxygen theme

>>33809126
doesn't it work with HTML5?

>>33809148
i know, too lazy to customize.
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:27 No.33809203
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:27 No.33809203
>Malaysia advertisement
Yeah why not.
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:28 No.33809204
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:28 No.33809204
>muh multicultural kids education
fuck off
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:28 No.33809205
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:28 No.33809205
>>33809171
What the fuck, I don't give a shit about the schools in Malasya.
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:28 No.33809207
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:28 No.33809207
As a Nexus 4 user I feel jipped by the new Galaxy S4. Like a kick in the balls
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:28 No.33809208
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:28 No.33809208
>Malaysian mudslimes
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:28 No.33809210
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:28 No.33809210
>>33809181
>Letting kids have free reign over school property
What kind of idiot are you.
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:28 No.33809211
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:28 No.33809211
>>33809171

my shit country.
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:28 No.33809212
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:28 No.33809212
all this cultural enrichment
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:28 No.33809214
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:28 No.33809214
>MUH 3RD WORLD COUNTRIES COMPASSION
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:28 No.33809216
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:28 No.33809216
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>>33809143
Doom Paul thread?
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:28 No.33809218
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:28 No.33809218
all dees muslims
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:28 No.33809220
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:28 No.33809220
>Malaysia
>relevant countries
pick one
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:28 No.33809221
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:28 No.33809221
>>33809067
It already knows all your payment information.
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:28 No.33809222
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:28 No.33809222
>>33809192
problem /pol/?
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:28 No.33809223
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:28 No.33809223
>>33808959
IT FITS
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:28 No.33809228
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:28 No.33809228
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>>33809128
>Not English
>Pretending you get to say what's correct English
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:28 No.33809230
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:28 No.33809230
>tfw cant locate malaysia on the map

am i the only american that cant?
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:28 No.33809233
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:28 No.33809233
>>33808976
Does not work my GS3

what the fuck
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:28 No.33809235
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:28 No.33809235
>>33809207

Cause paying half the price is so bad
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:28 No.33809238
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:28 No.33809238
>>33809192
What are you gonna do, huh Pooh?
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:28 No.33809240
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>>33809135

>tfw I Robot was right all along
>tfw there will be no detective Spooner to save us from our Google overlords
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:28 No.33809241
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:28 No.33809241
These kids have better laptops than I do
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:28 No.33809242
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:28 No.33809242
>malaysia
they're gonna apologize for that when they find oil and murrica frees them
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:28 No.33809243
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:28 No.33809243
All those fucking mudslimes
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:28 No.33809244
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:28 No.33809244
It's unbelievable how much botnet shit they've announced this I/O. Constant connectivity, geofences, Google+ Sign-In, Chrome syncing financial information, Google Apps for Education ... Did I miss something?
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:29 No.33809245
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:29 No.33809245
if they don't show any new devices soon i will rage
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:29 No.33809248
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:29 No.33809248
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> BOTNET EVERYWHERE
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:29 No.33809249
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:29 No.33809249
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>>33809200

Stay mad, Ponyfag
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:29 No.33809250
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:29 No.33809250
>>33809201
>https://play.google.com/music/unsupportedcountry

;_;
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:29 No.33809251
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:29 No.33809251
>>33809207
The S4 costs twice as much as the N4. Why feel jipped?
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:29 No.33809257
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:29 No.33809257
>Google+
OH BOY HERE COME'S THE SKETTI
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:29 No.33809259
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:29 No.33809259
>>33809160
Doesnt work on with Windows 7 and Chrome
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:29 No.33809261
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:29 No.33809261
Oh yeah, give fucking sandniggers free chromebooks.
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:29 No.33809263
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:29 No.33809263
>>33809230
Are you for real
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:29 No.33809264
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:29 No.33809264
>>33809244
>Implying the sheep shouldn't be geofenced in.
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:29 No.33809265
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:29 No.33809265
>Google + section

well, time to mute
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:29 No.33809268
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:29 No.33809268
>>33809244
>>33809244
WHO CARES, FREE PIXELS!
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:29 No.33809269
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:29 No.33809269
>WE'RE TOTALLY HIP HIPPIES GUYS
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:30 No.33809271
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:30 No.33809271
Google+
Time to turn off the stream.
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:30 No.33809273
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:30 No.33809273
>>33809242
I laughed
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:30 No.33809276
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:30 No.33809276
>>33809242

Dude, Malaysia is a resource rich country.

We have tons of oil, tin, rubber and timber.

Problem is that we're a fucking corrupted country.
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:30 No.33809278
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:30 No.33809278
>>33809230
It's near Indonesia, north of Australia. I'm Canadian.
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:30 No.33809279
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:30 No.33809279
Why the hell is the volume so quiet? I have this shit maxed out and I can barely hear it

inb4 no amp, it should still be louder. My chat notifications are about 10x louder than the video.
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:30 No.33809280
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:30 No.33809280
>>33809060
Economics abbreviated goes to econs right?
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:30 No.33809281
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:30 No.33809281
>Google+

Here we go!
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:30 No.33809283
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:30 No.33809283
>make dishcovereesh
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:30 No.33809287
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:30 No.33809287
>>33809200
>Not buying cheap used dildoes on Amazon.
>ISHYGDDT
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:30 No.33809288
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:30 No.33809288
>getting a +1 tattoo
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:30 No.33809290
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:30 No.33809290
ARE THEY GONNA TALK ABOUT BABEL?
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:30 No.33809291
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:30 No.33809291
FUCK YOU JEWGLE WHERE MY 32GB LTE NEXUS 4 AT???
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:30 No.33809292
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:30 No.33809292
>Can I hug you?
>...yeah.

>GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:30 No.33809293
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:30 No.33809293
>>33809244
Oh, right: Running all Chrome data through Google servers for "compression".

It's all over.
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:30 No.33809294
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:30 No.33809294
>>33809276
I don't care about your asian sandnigger country.
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:30 No.33809295
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:30 No.33809295
c-can I hug you?
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:30 No.33809296
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:30 No.33809296
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>"Can I hug you?"
>"AAAHHHHH"
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:30 No.33809298
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:30 No.33809298
>>33809263
so close to vietnam?
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:30 No.33809300
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:30 No.33809300
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>>33809192
I don't get what the problem is?

What's wrong?
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:30 No.33809303
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:30 No.33809303
>dem hipster glasses
TOP lel
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:30 No.33809304
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:30 No.33809304
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New Nexus when?
>>
LAwLz !LAwLzaWU1A
05/15/13(Wed)13:31 No.33809307
LAwLz !LAwLzaWU1A 05/15/13(Wed)13:31 No.33809307
>>33809201
>Server error. Try again later.
I wonder if it's because I am in Sweden. Anyone else who cheated their way into Google Music in an unsupported country having issues?
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:31 No.33809308
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:31 No.33809308
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Google music is up
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Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:31 No.33809311
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:31 No.33809311
>>33809295
y-you too
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:31 No.33809315
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:31 No.33809315
>>33809250
l2proxy fgt, you only have to activate it once and then use on ur own network
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:31 No.33809318
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:31 No.33809318
>>33809276
>>33809294
I care, sandnigger, I care.
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:31 No.33809319
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:31 No.33809319
TIME FOR HANGOUTS
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:31 No.33809320
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:31 No.33809320
>>33809291
Xperia SP
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:31 No.33809324
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:31 No.33809324
>>33809296
y-yes please
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:31 No.33809325
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:31 No.33809325
where my white people at
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:31 No.33809326
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:31 No.33809326
>>33809261
Jelly of kids who didn't grow up as privileged as first-worlders?

>>>/pol/
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:31 No.33809330
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:31 No.33809330
FREE PIXEL FOR EVERY G+ USER
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:31 No.33809333
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:31 No.33809333
>tfw no friends is on Google+

fucking facebook
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:31 No.33809334
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:31 No.33809334
>40 new features

oh man, that's going to be a long one
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:31 No.33809335
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:31 No.33809335
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>>33809201
>music.google.com
>>33809201
>>33809201
>>33809201
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:31 No.33809336
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:31 No.33809336
>people messing around with webcams and shit
>YOU GUYS HAVE THE GREATEST TECHNOLOGY AT YOUR FINGERTIPS

toplel
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:31 No.33809337
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:31 No.33809337
>Thank you for joining google+

Yeah because you forced me with youtube.
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:31 No.33809339
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:31 No.33809339
I always like this guy, don't know why.
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:31 No.33809340
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:31 No.33809340
>>33809304
>western art
GET THE FUCK OUT
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:31 No.33809341
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:31 No.33809341
>all these G+ users
because you make them join with android lel
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:31 No.33809343
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:31 No.33809343
NEW HANGOUTS FUCK YEAH, GET HYPED NIGGAS
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:31 No.33809344
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:31 No.33809344
>>33809304
probably not today since they already announced the s4
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:31 No.33809345
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>>33809288
People tell you they 'like' your +1 tattoo.
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:31 No.33809346
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:31 No.33809346
>>33809304
never
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:31 No.33809347
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:31 No.33809347
>iphone looks like crap compared to others
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:31 No.33809349
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:31 No.33809349
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>>33809086
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:31 No.33809352
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:31 No.33809352
YAAAY A NEW HANGOUT APP
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:31 No.33809354
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:31 No.33809354
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>Not using hangouts to become the little girl

Wasted potential
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:31 No.33809355
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:31 No.33809355
>Reimagining Google+ again.
This shit is fucked.
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:32 No.33809357
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:32 No.33809357
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Why didn't you listen
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:32 No.33809359
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:32 No.33809359
>Can I hug you?

Are you fucking kidding? This shit is painful to watch.
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:32 No.33809362
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:32 No.33809362
>>33809304
>>>/co/
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:32 No.33809363
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:32 No.33809363
>>33809293
>And we're just getting started.
Welp, never mind.
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:32 No.33809365
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:32 No.33809365
>>33809276
butthurt liberal chink spotted.
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:32 No.33809371
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:32 No.33809371
>THEY THINK PEOPLE ACTUALLY USE GOOGLE+
AHAHAAHAH
you're making then join on new google accounts and with android, you botnet shills
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:32 No.33809372
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:32 No.33809372
I cannot express how much I don't care about Google+.
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:32 No.33809374
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:32 No.33809374
RIP TWITCHTV. RIP TWITCHTV. RIP TWITCHTV. RIP TWITCHTV. RIP TWITCHTV. RIP TWITCHTV. RIP TWITCHTV. RIP TWITCHTV. RIP TWITCHTV. RIP TWITCHTV. RIP TWITCHTV. RIP TWITCHTV.
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:32 No.33809375
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:32 No.33809375
>>33808940
It links to Google Play now, free download.
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:32 No.33809379
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:32 No.33809379
2DEEP4ME
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:32 No.33809382
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:32 No.33809382
>talk about bringing chrome to Malaysia
>Malaysia still has no Google Play content aside from paid apps

Step it up, Google.
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:33 No.33809384
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:33 No.33809384
MULTI COLUMN #innovation #whitespace
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:33 No.33809389
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:33 No.33809389
>Can I hug you?
>BAAAAAAH
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:33 No.33809390
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:33 No.33809390
The new Google+ looks like shit.
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:33 No.33809391
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:33 No.33809391
Remember: they axed Reader for this.
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:33 No.33809394
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:33 No.33809394
I love the Google Now style of swipable shit.
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:33 No.33809395
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:33 No.33809395
where the fuck is my new nexus 7
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:33 No.33809396
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:33 No.33809396
looks like timeline
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:33 No.33809398
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:33 No.33809398
>>33809307
Swede here. Play Music works just fine; no need to panic.
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:33 No.33809399
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:33 No.33809399
New G+ looks like a blog from years ago?
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:33 No.33809400
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:33 No.33809400
>>33809382
lel
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:33 No.33809401
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:33 No.33809401
Why are they showing so much apple stuff now?

Chrome is on OSX too
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:33 No.33809404
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:33 No.33809404
>muh cards ui
no one cares
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:33 No.33809408
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:33 No.33809408
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>>33809365
Just give it a fucking rest you /stormfront/ ingrate, don't bring your shitty political views on to other boards

There is a /pol/ for a reason, go there

>>>/pol/
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:34 No.33809410
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:34 No.33809410
>>33809357
As if GNU could come up with a better alternative?
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:34 No.33809411
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:34 No.33809411
>>33809390
looks a lot better than the shit it's now.
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:34 No.33809413
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:34 No.33809413
Why do they keep advertising the iphone and ipad
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:34 No.33809415
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:34 No.33809415
>>33809399
IT'S GOOGLE
IT'S NEW
IT'S GOOD
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:34 No.33809417
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:34 No.33809417
Goddamn, this looks great
Unfortunately not a single person uses it
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:34 No.33809419
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:34 No.33809419
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this kid is cumming in his pants
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:34 No.33809420
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:34 No.33809420
>animations
>amazing

haha oh wow
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:34 No.33809421
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:34 No.33809421
> HASHTAG
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:34 No.33809425
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:34 No.33809425
LOL google+ now looks exactly like a facebook timeline wall.

its lucky no one cares about google+
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:34 No.33809426
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:34 No.33809426
>>33809396
timeline ripped off G+, this is just the updated look
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:34 No.33809427
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:34 No.33809427
>>33809395

this

YOU SAID THERE WOULD BE HARDWARE /g/ YOU SAID THERE WOULD BE TOYS
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:34 No.33809428
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:34 No.33809428
>>33809382
google isn't rating free apps, so they could be against the prophet, and nobody wants to you tbe beheaded, insha'allah'a
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:34 No.33809429
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:34 No.33809429
>We need MORE useless information on LESS space!
>BRAVO, GOOGLE
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:34 No.33809431
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:34 No.33809431
Google+ does look a lot better than Facebook

Shame nobody fucking uses it

>hashtags

Just give it up already
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:34 No.33809432
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:34 No.33809432
#HASHTAGS #HASHTAGS #HASHTAGS #HASHTAGS #HASHTAGS #HASHTAGS #HASHTAGS #HASHTAGS #HASHTAGS #HASHTAGS #HASHTAGS #HASHTAGS #HASHTAGS #HASHTAGS #HASHTAGS #HASHTAGS #HASHTAGS #HASHTAGS #HASHTAGS #HASHTAGS #HASHTAGS #HASHTAGS #HASHTAGS #HASHTAGS #HASHTAGS #HASHTAGS #HASHTAGS #HASHTAGS
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:34 No.33809433
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:34 No.33809433
>>33809307
Nope, works fine here.

Dutchfag
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:34 No.33809434
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:34 No.33809434
Dem animations

keep trying facebook
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:34 No.33809436
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:34 No.33809436
>Recycled I-Google
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:34 No.33809437
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:34 No.33809437
where's muh nexus 7 dammit
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:34 No.33809438
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:34 No.33809438
>>33809408
>butthert nigger jew liberal
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:34 No.33809440
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:34 No.33809440
INTERDUCING
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:34 No.33809441
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:34 No.33809441
Stop ricing up G+. No-one's going to use it.
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:34 No.33809443
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:34 No.33809443
>>33809415
WE MYSPACE NOW
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:34 No.33809444
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:34 No.33809444
HASHTAGS
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:34 No.33809446
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:34 No.33809446
>#faggotry
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:34 No.33809447
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:34 No.33809447
[botnetting intensifies]
>>
Nightblast !jO9wAiorb2
05/15/13(Wed)13:34 No.33809449
Nightblast !jO9wAiorb2 05/15/13(Wed)13:34 No.33809449
#hashtag
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:34 No.33809450
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:34 No.33809450
BOTNET HASHTAGS
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:34 No.33809451
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:34 No.33809451
>Apple computer used for recording the screen.
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:34 No.33809452
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:34 No.33809452
Bring back Google Reader.
Fuck all these G+ faggot shit.
>>
No Lie. Not Ever. !No.Lie9kdM
05/15/13(Wed)13:34 No.33809454
No Lie. Not Ever. !No.Lie9kdM 05/15/13(Wed)13:34 No.33809454
WE BOTNET ALL YOUR BOTNET
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Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:34 No.33809455
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:34 No.33809455
>hashtag

5 years ago, people would be slapping you for saying this
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LAwLz !LAwLzaWU1A
05/15/13(Wed)13:34 No.33809456
LAwLz !LAwLzaWU1A 05/15/13(Wed)13:34 No.33809456
>>33809398
You're not using any VPN or proxy or such? Guess their servers are just overloaded right now if that's the case.
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Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:34 No.33809457
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:34 No.33809457
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Whatever shit they're showing now blatantly ripped off pinterest, what the fucking fuck

it's almost a 1:1 clone
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Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:35 No.33809460
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:35 No.33809460
>Google+, because your 1920x1080 monitor now doesn't display more info at once than your tiny phone.
Fucking retarded.
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Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:34 No.33809462
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:34 No.33809462
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Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:35 No.33809463
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>the botnet analyses your posts and puts automatic hashtags
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Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:35 No.33809464
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:35 No.33809464
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>Relayted hashtags

Oh fuck, it's happening.
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Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:35 No.33809465
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:35 No.33809465
>Google comes out in favor of piracy
>Allows users to share all music for free
>Hollywood burns to the ground
Screencap this.
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:35 No.33809466
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:35 No.33809466
#botnet
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Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:35 No.33809468
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:35 No.33809468
#CutForGoolge
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:35 No.33809469
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:35 No.33809469
#hashtagshitforyou
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Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:35 No.33809471
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:35 No.33809471
we rank and search the entire universe just for you
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Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:35 No.33809472
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:35 No.33809472
More centered aligned stuff.
lel
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:35 No.33809474
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:35 No.33809474
THE ENTIRE GODDAMN UNIVERSE
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Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:35 No.33809475
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:35 No.33809475
>>33809349
My HEART
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:35 No.33809476
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:35 No.33809476
>They analyze all pictures
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Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:35 No.33809480
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:35 No.33809480
I hope it finally supports multi login properly
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Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:35 No.33809483
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:35 No.33809483
>>33809419
First row from left to right:
>afraid
>retarded
>cumming
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:35 No.33809484
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:35 No.33809484
>>33809451
google <3 apple
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:35 No.33809488
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:35 No.33809488
this botnet is getting 2spooky4me
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Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:35 No.33809489
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:35 No.33809489
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>dat UI
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Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:35 No.33809490
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:35 No.33809490
botnet image analysis hashtags!
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:35 No.33809491
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:35 No.33809491
>guys, let's do those things twitter and facebook do
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Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:35 No.33809492
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:35 No.33809492
>>33809427
settle down
they havent talked about Android 4.3 yet, so that and the accompanying hardware are probably going to be talked about later
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:35 No.33809493
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:35 No.33809493
>>33809452
seriously
1000 times more useful than all dis social cancer botnet
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:35 No.33809494
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:35 No.33809494
>You can now stop living, Google will do anything for you.
top lel
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Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:35 No.33809496
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:35 No.33809496
google reading all of your personal things

#1984
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Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:35 No.33809498
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:35 No.33809498
lel dat kid
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:35 No.33809499
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:35 No.33809499
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The only thing that kind of caught me was the Android Studio, everything else has been meh.
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Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:35 No.33809500
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:35 No.33809500
I love this google card style of shit.
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:35 No.33809501
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:35 No.33809501
>>33809354
>wanting to be that autistic

Nah, I'm good.
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:35 No.33809502
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:35 No.33809502
>le photographe
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:35 No.33809503
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:35 No.33809503
>you can just go deeper
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Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:35 No.33809504
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:35 No.33809504
Ultra-Botnet, analyzing your images.

It is over, Freedom is finished.
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Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:35 No.33809505
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:35 No.33809505
>>33809457
yeah..
>>
SciFi
05/15/13(Wed)13:35 No.33809509
SciFi 05/15/13(Wed)13:35 No.33809509
>>33809466
Google scanning all images... I don't like this.
>>
No Lie. Not Ever. !No.Lie9kdM
05/15/13(Wed)13:36 No.33809511
No Lie. Not Ever. !No.Lie9kdM 05/15/13(Wed)13:36 No.33809511
>>33809457
Oh wow

and SCAN THE PHOTOS?!?!
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:36 No.33809513
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:36 No.33809513
GOOGLE KNOWS YOUR PHOTO
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:36 No.33809516
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:36 No.33809516
GOOGLE ANALYSES YOUR IMAGES AND AUTO-HASH TAGS IT
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Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:36 No.33809517
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:36 No.33809517
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> BOTNET AND MORE BOTNET
clap clap
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:36 No.33809518
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:36 No.33809518
Amazing related hastags.
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:36 No.33809520
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:36 No.33809520
>>33809456
>You're not using any VPN or proxy or such?
Nope.
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:36 No.33809522
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:36 No.33809522
>image recognition
>face recognition
>combined with google glass
>fotos of everybody on google
>combined with facial recognition
its fucking happening
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:36 No.33809524
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:36 No.33809524
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>that Eiffel tower botnet

im actually scared now
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Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:36 No.33809526
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:36 No.33809526
le photographe
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:36 No.33809529
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:36 No.33809529
>automatic image tagging
fuck
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:36 No.33809532
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:36 No.33809532
>>33809462
>I could be on /g/ right now
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:36 No.33809533
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:36 No.33809533
#joinusgoyim
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:36 No.33809535
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:36 No.33809535
BOTNET
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:36 No.33809536
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:36 No.33809536
GOD DAMNNNNNNNNN GOOGLE IS CRAZY
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:36 No.33809537
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:36 No.33809537
>LE LE LE LE
fucking reddit.
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:36 No.33809538
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:36 No.33809538
is the nexus 7 shown yet?
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:36 No.33809539
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:36 No.33809539
#innovative #hashtag #lel #cool #awesome #igers #ootd #throwbackthursday #selfie #awesome
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:36 No.33809543
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:36 No.33809543
WE NEED TO GO DEEPER
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:36 No.33809545
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:36 No.33809545
>>33809307
Yes. Can't hidemyass sadface.webp
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:36 No.33809546
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:36 No.33809546
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>google knows everything
>google is god
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Guy Incognito !!Czae4KQs0ob
05/15/13(Wed)13:36 No.33809547
Guy Incognito !!Czae4KQs0ob 05/15/13(Wed)13:36 No.33809547
>mfw I wanna go deeper
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:36 No.33809550
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:36 No.33809550
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>image and text analysis
>everything you post gets analyzed and saved by the botnet

IT'S OVER. WE'RE FINISHED.
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Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:37 No.33809555
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:37 No.33809555
>In real life you don't have friends
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:37 No.33809556
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:37 No.33809556
>>33809536
but it werks
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:37 No.33809558
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:37 No.33809558
So I just joined, what have they showed yet?
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:37 No.33809559
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:37 No.33809559
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>Google knew this was about the Eiffel Tower.
>Google KNEW.
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Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:37 No.33809565
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:37 No.33809565
>#live #learn #love
>#lel
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:37 No.33809567
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:37 No.33809567
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>>33809522
I don't want to live on this planet anymore
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Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:37 No.33809568
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:37 No.33809568
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>Trying out Chrome experiments on mobile pone
Holy shit this is nice.
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:37 No.33809571
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:37 No.33809571
Only a matter of years until Google really turns into Skynet.
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:37 No.33809575
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:37 No.33809575
>IN REAL LIFE YOU DONT HAVE FRIENDS
Someone make this please
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:37 No.33809576
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:37 No.33809576
>everything scales beautifully
>up to 3 whole columns
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:37 No.33809578
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:37 No.33809578
>>33809512


its a 4chan BOTNET
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:37 No.33809583
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:37 No.33809583
>>33809558
Android Studio, mite b cool IDE with some great features


That's about it.
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:37 No.33809584
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:37 No.33809584
Google analyzes your payment information and automatically hashtags all your images with them.
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:37 No.33809586
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:37 No.33809586
I want to talk to a computer, fuck you.
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:37 No.33809587
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:37 No.33809587
>mfw the hangouts I would like to join are porn fetish things, 4chan and my edgy music groups.
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:37 No.33809588
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:37 No.33809588
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Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:37 No.33809591
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:37 No.33809591
Google Plus looking like Steam Community Hub now
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:37 No.33809592
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:37 No.33809592
>COMPUTERS ARE IN THE WAY
BAN COMPUTERS NOW
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:38 No.33809593
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:38 No.33809593
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Unified messaging coming up?
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Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:38 No.33809594
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:38 No.33809594
HASHTAG LOL HASHTAG LOL HASHTAG LOL HASHTAG LOL HASHTAG LOL HASHTAG LOL HASHTAG LOL HASHTAG LOL HASHTAG LOL HASHTAG LOL HASHTAG LOL HASHTAG LOL HASHTAG LOL HASHTAG LOL HASHTAG LOL HASHTAG LOL HASHTAG LOL HASHTAG LOL HASHTAG LOL HASHTAG LOL HASHTAG LOL HASHTAG LOL HASHTAG LOL HASHTAG LOL HASHTAG LOL HASHTAG LOL HASHTAG LOL HASHTAG LOL HASHTAG LOL HASHTAG LOL
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:38 No.33809597
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:38 No.33809597
>"We build circles!"
>Thunderous applause.

this is the future progress?
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:38 No.33809598
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:38 No.33809598
>>33809558
The Botnet just got serious.

I mean, WOW. This is getting ridiculous.
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:38 No.33809600
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:38 No.33809600
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nice apple dig
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Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:38 No.33809601
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:38 No.33809601
damn this guy is whiney
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:38 No.33809602
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:38 No.33809602
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>tfw all access
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Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:38 No.33809603
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:38 No.33809603
>Computers just get in the way
Why are they even a technology company?
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:38 No.33809605
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:38 No.33809605
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you don't want to talk to a computer!

you want to talk to a real person!


r-right /g/?
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:38 No.33809610
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:38 No.33809610
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>>33809499
more lewd /u/?
>>
Nightblast !jO9wAiorb2
05/15/13(Wed)13:38 No.33809612
Nightblast !jO9wAiorb2 05/15/13(Wed)13:38 No.33809612
>almost 2 hours in
>no new nexus 7
>no lte white 32GB nexus 4
>no android 4.3
>no google watch
>no google TV/Nexus Q
>no google smart watch
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:38 No.33809613
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:38 No.33809613
Is there going to be a huge collection of everything in these talks by google somewher, I missed out the beginning.
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:38 No.33809614
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:38 No.33809614
>This kills Picasa.
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:38 No.33809617
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:38 No.33809617
>fragmentation
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:38 No.33809620
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:38 No.33809620
BABEL
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:38 No.33809622
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:38 No.33809622
>>33809600
I don't get it.
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:38 No.33809623
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:38 No.33809623
>>33809588
Please eat some shit
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:38 No.33809625
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:38 No.33809625
>that face
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:38 No.33809629
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:38 No.33809629
>You don't want to talk to a computer.
Speak for yourself. I definitely want a waifu AI.
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:38 No.33809631
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:38 No.33809631
>Even Google's own services have been fragmented and confused at times.

YA THINK?
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:39 No.33809634
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:39 No.33809634
The point he's making right now is kind of important.
>>
LAwLz !LAwLzaWU1A
05/15/13(Wed)13:39 No.33809635
LAwLz !LAwLzaWU1A 05/15/13(Wed)13:39 No.33809635
>>33809558
Just rewatch it later. Tons of really nice things.
For example the Galaxy S 4 will become a nexus device.
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:39 No.33809636
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:39 No.33809636
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>/g/
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Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:39 No.33809638
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:39 No.33809638
>we want technology to go away

NO, WE WILL BE HERE FOREVER
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:39 No.33809639
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:39 No.33809639
>>33809612
Nexus Q failed so hard it's not coming back.
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:39 No.33809640
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:39 No.33809640
>>33809067
I think there are some people that really believe it.
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:39 No.33809641
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:39 No.33809641
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>Why should OSes matter
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Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:39 No.33809642
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:39 No.33809642
Whoever's posting all these animu pics, you're a cutie and I love you :3c
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:39 No.33809643
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:39 No.33809643
>People that you love

...who?
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:39 No.33809644
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:39 No.33809644
Because he is working. Maybe? Just putting it out there.
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:39 No.33809646
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:39 No.33809646
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HANGOUTS


ITS HAPPENING
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:39 No.33809647
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:39 No.33809647
>>33809613
after the show you can re-watch
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:39 No.33809649
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:39 No.33809649
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>>33809610
No lewd.
>>
Guy Incognito !!Czae4KQs0ob
05/15/13(Wed)13:39 No.33809651
Guy Incognito !!Czae4KQs0ob 05/15/13(Wed)13:39 No.33809651
>>33809636
>>33809636
ha!
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:39 No.33809652
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:39 No.33809652
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>>33807948
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:39 No.33809653
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:39 No.33809653
HANGOUTS WITH PEOPLE YOU LOVE <3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3
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Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:39 No.33809657
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:39 No.33809657
>Google saves your conversations
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Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:40 No.33809660
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:40 No.33809660
> STORE EVERTHING!
yeah...
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Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:40 No.33809661
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:40 No.33809661
is this kakaotalk
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Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:40 No.33809666
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:40 No.33809666
Wen-Ai Yu
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Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:40 No.33809667
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:40 No.33809667
WAVE IS BACK NIGGERS
BUT WE'RE CRIPPLED IT SO THAT COMPUTERS DON'T GET IN THE WAY
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:40 No.33809669
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:40 No.33809669
>this is amazing

>fucking ugly piece of shit baby
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:40 No.33809673
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:40 No.33809673
I'll only use this if it connects with SMS/MMS messaging.
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Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:40 No.33809674
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:40 No.33809674
Google will rank your friends for you.
print('FUCK YOU VIC MY USER WANTS TO FUCK BECKY, GTFO!')
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:40 No.33809675
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:40 No.33809675
Baby facepalm.

Memes.

#memes
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Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:40 No.33809676
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:40 No.33809676
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>>33809642
nyaa~
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Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:40 No.33809678
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:40 No.33809678
>LE FACEPALM MEME
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Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:40 No.33809679
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:40 No.33809679
FACEPALM

XDDDD GIVE ME YOUR MONEY GOOGLE
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:40 No.33809682
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:40 No.33809682
>facepalm joke

im pleasantly surprised
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Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:40 No.33809684
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:40 No.33809684
>>33809653
so no one ;_;
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:41 No.33809686
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:41 No.33809686
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you fucking assholes
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Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:41 No.33809687
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:41 No.33809687
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>3 years later
>still have conversations of girl who broke your heart
th-thanks google
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Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:41 No.33809688
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:41 No.33809688
facepalm maymay
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:41 No.33809689
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:41 No.33809689
Three months old and already in the Botnet.
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Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:41 No.33809690
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:41 No.33809690
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Praise Cthulu.
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Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:41 No.33809691
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:41 No.33809691
The reactions in this thread are incredibly amusing, but do people really think any photos you post to facebook aren't subject to exactly the same shit as they are with google+? Not saying that makes it any better but google aren't much worse than your average social media company just because they actually tell you what they do with your data.
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:41 No.33809692
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:41 No.33809692
TODAY

FUUUUUCK
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:41 No.33809696
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:41 No.33809696
HANGOUTS IS GREAT BUT GOOD LUCK CONVINCING THE ENTIRE WHATSAPP USERBASE TO SWITCH OVER

PLEASE BUY WHATSAPP, GOOGLE
>>
LAwLz !LAwLzaWU1A
05/15/13(Wed)13:41 No.33809697
LAwLz !LAwLzaWU1A 05/15/13(Wed)13:41 No.33809697
>>33809613
I was thinking of making a compilation once it's done.
You can rewatch it when it's done though.
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:41 No.33809699
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:41 No.33809699
woo IOS
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:41 No.33809700
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:41 No.33809700
"We let you delete things"

YEAH SURE I TRUST YOU MR BOTNET
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:41 No.33809701
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:41 No.33809701
>>33809610

Of course more lewd. What the fuck have you been waiting for?
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:41 No.33809702
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:41 No.33809702
>technology can just go away
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:41 No.33809705
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:41 No.33809705
They're assuming everyone you talk to has G+. They don't. Nobody fucking has. This is useless.
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:41 No.33809706
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:41 No.33809706
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don't look at your freedom slipping away, we've got epic maymays, anon
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Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:41 No.33809707
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:41 No.33809707
>>33809676
moar pls
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:41 No.33809708
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:41 No.33809708
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Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:41 No.33809709
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:41 No.33809709
>MEEMS
Google, seriously, stop.
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:41 No.33809711
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:41 No.33809711
>>33809697
Okay. I just don't want to miss anything.
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:41 No.33809712
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:41 No.33809712
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>>33809610
In the meantime, right now it's boring.
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Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:41 No.33809713
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:41 No.33809713
>>33809687
this. a million times this.
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:42 No.33809719
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:42 No.33809719
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>>33809691
>Facebook
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Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:42 No.33809720
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:42 No.33809720
>THIS IS THE IDEAL WAY OF LIFE, CONSUMER, OUR PRODUCTS WILL ALLOW YOU TO LIVE THIS WAY
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:42 No.33809721
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:42 No.33809721
>>33809691
We know, but it's funnier to rag on Google because some people still feel some sense of trust with them.
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:42 No.33809722
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:42 No.33809722
that qt 3.14 asian girl
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:42 No.33809724
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:42 No.33809724
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we waifu now
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:42 No.33809725
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:42 No.33809725
>>33809701

>face to face to face
>mfw tfw yfw
>so many faces i dont know who's facing who
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:42 No.33809730
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:42 No.33809730
>>33809691
i can remember people switching to facebook because there wasn't that much snooping and image scanning etc.

well, that changed today officially.
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:42 No.33809731
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:42 No.33809731
REVOLUTIONARY
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:42 No.33809733
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:42 No.33809733
>dat super qt azn
HNNNGGGGGG
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:42 No.33809734
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:42 No.33809734
>Chatting with someone
>They want to video chat
>THey see you fapping
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:42 No.33809739
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:42 No.33809739
>>33809713
"do you maybe want to go out sometime?"

"no"

google never forgets
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:42 No.33809744
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:42 No.33809744
Skype is finished
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:42 No.33809747
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:42 No.33809747
    __          __             __ 
   / /_  ____  / /_____  ___  / /_
  / __ \/ __ \/ __/ __ \/ _ \/ __/
 / /_/ / /_/ / /_/ / / /  __/ /_  
/_.___/\____/\__/_/ /_/\___/\__/
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:42 No.33809748
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:42 No.33809748
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Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:42 No.33809750
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:42 No.33809750
>>33809708
>Bildschirmfoto
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Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:42 No.33809753
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:42 No.33809753
Alright, that's it.
I call boycott on Google.

Removing my gmail and will block all services related to google.
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:42 No.33809756
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:42 No.33809756
>>33809712
w-what is this from?
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:43 No.33809757
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:43 No.33809757
>no sms integration

You had one fucking job google
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:43 No.33809758
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:43 No.33809758
>>33809686

>he didn't sign up through a vpn
>tfw ive been using this shit in canada for years
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:43 No.33809759
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:43 No.33809759
That answered nothing. What happens to google talk?
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:43 No.33809760
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:43 No.33809760
>I am not alone...
>and YOU too :)
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:43 No.33809762
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:43 No.33809762
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>mfw this presentation
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Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:43 No.33809763
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:43 No.33809763
>>33809730
>i can remember people switching to google+
derp
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:43 No.33809764
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:43 No.33809764
>>33809747
shhhh look at all dis maymays good goy- man
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:43 No.33809766
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:43 No.33809766
>dat brown loli
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:43 No.33809775
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:43 No.33809775
YOU DON'T HAVE TIME FOR THE PHOTOS
LET THE BOTNET DO THE WORK FOR YOU
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:43 No.33809776
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:43 No.33809776
>>33809748
L-LOLI
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:43 No.33809780
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:43 No.33809780
cameras have labor intensive tasks?
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:43 No.33809781
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:43 No.33809781
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>>33809649
kay
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:43 No.33809783
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:43 No.33809783
WE INCEST NOW
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:43 No.33809784
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:43 No.33809784
What's the chat thingy called?
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:43 No.33809785
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:43 No.33809785
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>>33809642
There's at least three of us.

My gratitude to the Anon who called for /u/.
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:43 No.33809786
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:43 No.33809786
>that denial of incestual relationship.
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:43 No.33809789
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:43 No.33809789
Can you do voice calls in Hangouts?

If so, then phone calls & text messages are finished.
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:43 No.33809790
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:43 No.33809790
>>33809748
/g/ - touch-loli-gee
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:43 No.33809791
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:43 No.33809791
>AWESOME
CLICK AWESOME FOR AWESOME PICTURS GUAISE :DDDDD
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:44 No.33809793
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:44 No.33809793
>>33809784
Hangouts
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:44 No.33809794
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:44 No.33809794
>>33809750
>Not speaking german
>Please.
>>
LAwLz !LAwLzaWU1A
05/15/13(Wed)13:44 No.33809795
LAwLz !LAwLzaWU1A 05/15/13(Wed)13:44 No.33809795
>>33809711
Rewatch it when it's done in that case. You can also go to some blog like the verge and check their coverage, since it's text.
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:44 No.33809797
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:44 No.33809797

                   *
                 *    *
AWESOME    *
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:44 No.33809798
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:44 No.33809798
if only i had friends to use all this cool features with
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:44 No.33809799
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:44 No.33809799
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Hey, I've got that picture.
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Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:44 No.33809807
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:44 No.33809807
>>33809748
Has the whole entire conference been subbed by DUWANG?
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:44 No.33809809
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:44 No.33809809
BOY FEET
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:44 No.33809811
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:44 No.33809811
Give us all the photos of your loved ones... we'll just enhance for you...
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:44 No.33809813
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:44 No.33809813
>white guy wearing Glass
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:44 No.33809814
>>33809785
Please stop.
You can enjoy what you want, but it has nothing to do wit hthis.
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:44 No.33809816
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:44 No.33809816
>premature clapping
lel
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:44 No.33809817
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:44 No.33809817
>>33808830

>I thought the fucking botnet was a joke by /g/

YOU ASKED FOR THIS
/g/ TRIED TO WARN YOU
WHY DIDN'T YOU LISTEN
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:45 No.33809818
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:45 No.33809818
Americans can't stop compulsively clapping
>>
No Lie. Not Ever. !No.Lie9kdM
05/15/13(Wed)13:45 No.33809819
No Lie. Not Ever. !No.Lie9kdM 05/15/13(Wed)13:45 No.33809819
>>33809813
yah i lul'd
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:44 No.33809820
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:44 No.33809820
>>33809762
>Oh god dad, do I really have to do this?
>This is embarassing. I'd rather not.
>I don't really want everyone to see me holding hands with my sister dad.
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:44 No.33809821
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:44 No.33809821
>all the pixels
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:45 No.33809823
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:45 No.33809823
CLAP!
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:45 No.33809825
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:45 No.33809825
"you clap and I haven't even made the point yet"
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:45 No.33809829
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:45 No.33809829
ALL
THE
PIXELS
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:45 No.33809832
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:45 No.33809832
>>33809799
Botnet command center.
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:45 No.33809835
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Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:45 No.33809836
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:45 No.33809836
>>33809814

>you want all the pixels
>ALL THE PIXELS
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:45 No.33809837
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:45 No.33809837
ALL THE PIXELS
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:45 No.33809840
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:45 No.33809840
>ALL THE PIXELS
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:45 No.33809841
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:45 No.33809841
>ALLLLLL THE PIXELS
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:45 No.33809843
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:45 No.33809843
>>33809799
THANK
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:45 No.33809844
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:45 No.33809844
>>33809809
/tv/ pls
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:45 No.33809845
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:45 No.33809845
>i love it when you clap and i haven't even made a point yet
someone pls tell my you saved that
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:45 No.33809846
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:45 No.33809846
THESE FUCKING AMERICANS
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:45 No.33809848
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:45 No.33809848
2048? NOT ENOUGH PIXELS! I WANT ALL THE PIXELS! AAARRRRGH!
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:45 No.33809851
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:45 No.33809851
>>33809814
fuck off. /u/ is awesome.
keep dumping please :3
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:45 No.33809857
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:45 No.33809857
>>33809825
I was about to post that
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:45 No.33809858
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:45 No.33809858
>stream keeps freezing after a few seconds
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:45 No.33809860
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:45 No.33809860
GOOGLE CONTROLS YOUR MEMORIES NOW
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:45 No.33809861
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:45 No.33809861
>>33809820
He really reminds me of sadfrog

That tribal tattoo pattern on his shirt isn't helping
>>
.krz
05/15/13(Wed)13:45 No.33809862
.krz 05/15/13(Wed)13:45 No.33809862
"remarkably accurate"
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:45 No.33809864
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:45 No.33809864
HOW DOES IT KNOW MY BEST PHOTOS
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:45 No.33809866
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:45 No.33809866
it's okay guys, you can clap.
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:45 No.33809867
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:45 No.33809867
>>33809814
xdddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddd I DONFKDUGIOERYHEIOGHOI`
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:45 No.33809868
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:45 No.33809868
>>33809821
>>33809829
>>33809836
>>33809837
>>33809840
>>33809841
teehee
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:45 No.33809869
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:45 No.33809869
>google picks the best picture for you
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:46 No.33809870
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:46 No.33809870
> Google can now shape your memories for you
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:46 No.33809871
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:46 No.33809871
>>33809748
Daughtermen confirmed for best word ever.
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:46 No.33809872
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:46 No.33809872
>>33809851

Reported :)
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:46 No.33809873
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:46 No.33809873
>CLAP FOR ME, PEASANTS
>>
LAwLz !LAwLzaWU1A
05/15/13(Wed)13:46 No.33809874
LAwLz !LAwLzaWU1A 05/15/13(Wed)13:46 No.33809874
I want all of the pixels.
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Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:46 No.33809875
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:46 No.33809875
>>33809845
comedy gold
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Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:46 No.33809878
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:46 No.33809878
>fucking Americans won't stop clapping
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Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:46 No.33809879
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:46 No.33809879
CLAPCLAPCLAP

Now fix your marketing you fucking retards. Push this like you did with chrome
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Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:46 No.33809880
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:46 No.33809880
THE BOTNET CAN NOW CHOOSE FOR YOU
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Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:46 No.33809881
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:46 No.33809881
>>33809844
4u
>>
Nightblast !jO9wAiorb2
05/15/13(Wed)13:46 No.33809883
Nightblast !jO9wAiorb2 05/15/13(Wed)13:46 No.33809883
GIVE ME SOME HARDWARE
GIVE ME SOME HARDWARE
GIVE ME SOME HARDWARE
GIVE ME SOME HARDWARE
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Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:46 No.33809885
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:46 No.33809885
IT KNOWS YOU PAYMENT INFO
IT KNOWS YOUR PHOTOS
IT KNOWS EVERYTHING
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:46 No.33809887
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:46 No.33809887
>>33809862
PLEASE NO
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:46 No.33809888
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:46 No.33809888
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HOW DID GOOGLE KNOW??
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No Lie. Not Ever. !No.Lie9kdM
05/15/13(Wed)13:46 No.33809893
No Lie. Not Ever. !No.Lie9kdM 05/15/13(Wed)13:46 No.33809893
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WE SUPER ANALYZE TO PICK THE BEST, AND TOO SEE EVERY IMAGE
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Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:46 No.33809895
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:46 No.33809895
>Any camera with android based system will now send all the pictures to the internet.
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Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:46 No.33809896
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:46 No.33809896
OK, this ain't funny anymore.
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Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:46 No.33809897
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:46 No.33809897
>>33809793
That's the chat client they were using in the demo for ios web and android?
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:46 No.33809899
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:46 No.33809899
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>IT KNOWS
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Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:46 No.33809900
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:46 No.33809900
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>>33809733
>>33809722
thats jay wong..
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Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:46 No.33809903
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:46 No.33809903
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>>33809864
>>
Guy Incognito !!Czae4KQs0ob
05/15/13(Wed)13:46 No.33809904
Guy Incognito !!Czae4KQs0ob 05/15/13(Wed)13:46 No.33809904
>>33809885
Praise satan!
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:46 No.33809905
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:46 No.33809905
>human raiders
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Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:46 No.33809906
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:46 No.33809906
I get you're all paranoid about botnets and shit but jesus fuck, don't you find most of this shit to be pretty fucking cool?
This photo stuff is mad, the storage shit is great, etc...
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Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:46 No.33809907
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:46 No.33809907
>you can clap

:DDDD gud
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:46 No.33809909
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:46 No.33809909
fuck google+ looks decent. shame most of my faggot family is on fb
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:46 No.33809911
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:46 No.33809911
This botnetting is getting too heavy for me
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:47 No.33809914
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:47 No.33809914
DO THEY PIC THE BEST STUFF TO FAP TO FOR YOU NOW TOO?
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:47 No.33809915
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:47 No.33809915
>Are the people smiling in the photos :) ???
>We pick the photos for you <3 !!
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:47 No.33809917
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:47 No.33809917
coretemp-isa-0000
Adapter: ISA adapter
Core 0:       +97.0°C  (high = +105.0°C, crit = +105.0°C)
Core 1:       +96.0°C  (high = +105.0°C, crit = +105.0°C)

/g/, i-is this normal?
i-is this the b-botnet embracing my laptop?
h-help? please?
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:47 No.33809919
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:47 No.33809919
this would be great if anyone actually used g+
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:47 No.33809920
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:47 No.33809920
SOCIAL BOOST
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Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:47 No.33809921
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:47 No.33809921
>Affinity

We Botnet now.
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:47 No.33809923
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:47 No.33809923
>>33809885
It knows what looks good
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:47 No.33809924
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:47 No.33809924
ALL THAT BOTNET
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:47 No.33809926
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:47 No.33809926
When are they going to talk about the Nexus 7 2?

That's all I care about.
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:47 No.33809927
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:47 No.33809927
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>GOOGLE CAN ANALYZE YOUR PERSONAL GALLERY
>GOOGLE CAN PICK THE BEST PICTURES FOR YOU
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Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:47 No.33809932
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:47 No.33809932
break ups, gonna be hard in the future
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:47 No.33809933
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:47 No.33809933
hear that /g/!? now all your photos of your girlfriend will be in one place!
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:47 No.33809934
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:47 No.33809934
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>GOOGLE KNOWS YOUR FAMILY
>GOOGLE KNOWS YOUR FAMILY
>GOOGLE KNOWS YOUR FAMILY
>GOOGLE KNOWS YOUR FAMILY
>GOOGLE KNOWS YOUR FAMILY
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:47 No.33809935
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:47 No.33809935
>Google knows your family
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:47 No.33809936
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:47 No.33809936
>>33809915
HOW DO THEY KNOW IF WE'RE HAPPY
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:47 No.33809937
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:47 No.33809937
WE KNOW WHO IS IMPORTANT
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:47 No.33809938
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:47 No.33809938
>no one clapping
>you c-can clap now..
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:47 No.33809939
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:47 No.33809939
tfw all my pics on the CLOUD ARE GETTING GOOGLED
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Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:47 No.33809943
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:47 No.33809943
>>33809814
It's been way too fun, but I'm running short of images.

Best Google I/O ever.
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:47 No.33809944
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:47 No.33809944
I wouldn't be so disturbed if I'd gotten that job at google...
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:47 No.33809945
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:47 No.33809945
Botnet in charge of aesthetics

all is lost
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Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:47 No.33809951
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:47 No.33809951
if dubs google is botnet
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:48 No.33809952
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:48 No.33809952
>>33809906
[shilling intensifies]
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:48 No.33809953
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:48 No.33809953
>>33809914
Fuck, someone should try this.
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:48 No.33809954
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:48 No.33809954
Jebus. This is actually scaring.
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:48 No.33809956
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:48 No.33809956
>1984
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Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:48 No.33809958
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:48 No.33809958
>>33809936
Facial recog
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:48 No.33809959
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:48 No.33809959
goodbye photoshop
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Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:48 No.33809960
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:48 No.33809960
THIS IS THE START OF THE MACHINE CONTROLLED DYSTOPIA WE ALWAYS IMAGINED
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Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:48 No.33809971
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:48 No.33809971
>>33809900
who?
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:48 No.33809977
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:48 No.33809977
android 4.3 when
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:48 No.33809979
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:48 No.33809979
>>33809938
>everyone will clap
>no one dares to stop
SOON
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:48 No.33809980
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:48 No.33809980
>mfw programs doesn't make a photo good.
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Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:48 No.33809982
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:48 No.33809982
>>33809960
It's wonderful and horrible at the same time.
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:48 No.33809983
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:48 No.33809983
dat hdr
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Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:48 No.33809984
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:48 No.33809984
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Challenge : Convince google your 2D waifu is your waifu.
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Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:49 No.33809985
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:49 No.33809985
>brightening a photo
>SUPER ADVANCED
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:49 No.33809986
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:49 No.33809986
>>33809956
we telescreen now
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:49 No.33809987
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:49 No.33809987
GOOGLE PHOTOSHOP
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:49 No.33809988
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:49 No.33809988
>implying that photo wasn't fake
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Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:49 No.33809991
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:49 No.33809991
>>33809960
AW YISS WE FUTURE NOW
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:49 No.33809992
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:49 No.33809992
lol shit is kinda scary
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:49 No.33809993
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:49 No.33809993
enhance!!
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:49 No.33809997
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:49 No.33809997
>>33809936
IF YOU'RE NOT HAPPY THE POLICE ARE AUTOMATICALLY CALLED! WE CAN DETECT CHILD ABUSE!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:49 No.33809998
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:49 No.33809998
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Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:49 No.33809999
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:49 No.33809999
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his daughter is a total loli
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Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:49 No.33810000
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:49 No.33810000
I AM OFFENDED
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:49 No.33810002
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:49 No.33810002
hahahahaha people just laughed at him
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:49 No.33810004
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:49 No.33810004
>>33809984

Challenge: not being a weeaboo

Guess you failed it already
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:49 No.33810007
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:49 No.33810007
>just right
>looks actually horrible
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:49 No.33810011
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:49 No.33810011
>>33809971
https://twitter.com/jaylovespie
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:49 No.33810015
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Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:49 No.33810019
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:49 No.33810019
/p/hags, I know you're in here. Are you crying or laughing?
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:49 No.33810020
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:49 No.33810020
>>33809998
>that jew nose
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:49 No.33810021
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:49 No.33810021
> We analyse face now
Jesus fuck.
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:49 No.33810023
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:49 No.33810023
>Facial recognition.
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Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:50 No.33810024
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:50 No.33810024
We instagram now.
Also this
>>33809984
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:50 No.33810030
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:50 No.33810030
                                     _     _ 
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| | | |/ _ \| | | |  / __/ _ \| | | | |/ _` |
| |_| | (_) | |_| | | (_| (_) | |_| | | (_| |
 \__, |\___/ \__,_|  \___\___/ \__,_|_|\__,_|
 |___/ 
 _                     
| |__   __ ___   _____ 
| '_ \ / _` \ \ / / _ \
| | | | (_| |\ V /  __/
|_| |_|\__,_| \_/ \___|
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/ __| __/ _ \| '_ \| '_ \ / _ \/ _` |
\__ \ || (_) | |_) | |_) |  __/ (_| |
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| |_| |__ (_)___ 
| __| '_ \| / __|
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Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:50 No.33810032
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:50 No.33810032
>that one fuck who raises his hand
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Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:50 No.33810034
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:50 No.33810034
I'VE ALWAYS WANTED A DYSTOPIA
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:50 No.33810035
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:50 No.33810035
Fuck I want to watch this all but the europal eague final is on soon
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:50 No.33810038
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:50 No.33810038
>>33810015
lol
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:50 No.33810039
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:50 No.33810039
>>33810015
saved
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:50 No.33810040
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:50 No.33810040
>>33809998
Look at the water to the left.
It's like two different photos.
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:50 No.33810041
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:50 No.33810041
JEWELRY
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:50 No.33810042
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:50 No.33810042
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Nosferatu?
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Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:50 No.33810043
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:50 No.33810043
>>33810015
IS THIS THE BIRTH OF A RAND NEW MEME?
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:50 No.33810048
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:50 No.33810048
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>>33810004
define weaboo
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:50 No.33810049
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:50 No.33810049
GOOGLE FACELIFT
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:50 No.33810052
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:50 No.33810052
>>33810004
xDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:50 No.33810053
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:50 No.33810053
>>33810015

please contain your orgasms, /g/.
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:51 No.33810055
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:51 No.33810055
>>33810021
With google face unlock, you HAVE to have an account to enable it
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:51 No.33810057
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:51 No.33810057
Alright, I'm scared.

Start a fucking thread someone I want to discuss this further.
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:51 No.33810058
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:51 No.33810058
>ITS FUCKING NOTHING
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:51 No.33810059
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:51 No.33810059
>>33810023
is the person wearing JEW-elries?
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:51 No.33810060
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:51 No.33810060
>Google makes you pretty
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:51 No.33810061
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:51 No.33810061
SMOOTH BABY SKIN
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:51 No.33810062
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:51 No.33810062
>>33810035
>still watching football
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:51 No.33810063
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:51 No.33810063
Can you disable this shit?
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:51 No.33810064
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:51 No.33810064
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>That awkward moment when your brother is standing beside you while you browse this shit and not a single photo of his witch wife who you can't stand appears on the screen.
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Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:51 No.33810067
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:51 No.33810067
>we applied a slight blur
TECHNOLOGY
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:51 No.33810069
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:51 No.33810069
>>33810040
Look again moron.
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:51 No.33810071
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:51 No.33810071
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>Taking an already perfect picture
>slice it in the middle
>darken one side
>brighten other side
>LOOK out program can make a bad picture PERFECT
>remove the crappy filters they add to show the original

does google think we are retarded?
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:51 No.33810075
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:51 No.33810075
b-but i like film grain
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:51 No.33810076
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:51 No.33810076
>>33810015
Just perfect.
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:51 No.33810077
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:51 No.33810077
>WE CAN DETECT HAIR, FACIAL STRUCTURE
>WE CAN DETECT IF YOU'RE WEARING JEWELRY
>WE KNOW EVERYTHING
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:51 No.33810078
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:51 No.33810078
b-b-b-but m-m-muh botnet
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:51 No.33810081
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:51 No.33810081
>>33810048
>>33810052

Back to /a/, sperglords
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:51 No.33810083
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:51 No.33810083
>>33810015
>le botnet face
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:51 No.33810086
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:51 No.33810086
so many epic memes in this thread :)
Botnet xD
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:51 No.33810088
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:51 No.33810088
>>33810060
GOOGLE PENIS-ENLARGING TECHNOLOGY WHEN?
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:51 No.33810089
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:51 No.33810089
...so they're removing information and blurring the picture, all of the sake of making people feel better about being ugly and having pimples? So this is like a built-in myspace shot?

fucking wow, facebook/myspace pics just got that much more annoying...
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:51 No.33810091
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:51 No.33810091
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I didn't ask for this
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Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:51 No.33810092
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:51 No.33810092
literally no difference
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:52 No.33810094
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:52 No.33810094
>contrast
ENHANCE
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:52 No.33810095
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:52 No.33810095
>>33810067
this
>complex skin softening
>blur
top lel
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:52 No.33810098
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:52 No.33810098
So this is basically Snapseed with less options
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:52 No.33810100
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:52 No.33810100
>>33810086
>saging a sticky
hahahahahahahahaha fucking faggot
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:52 No.33810104
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:52 No.33810104
Google we now Insta-Instagram!
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:52 No.33810105
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:52 No.33810105
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>>33810015
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Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:52 No.33810106
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:52 No.33810106
>>33810077
>>WE CAN DETECT IF YOU'RE WEARING JEWELRY
>JEWELRY
>JEW
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:52 No.33810107
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:52 No.33810107
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a lot of these you had to have expected to come
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Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:52 No.33810108
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:52 No.33810108
>>33810091
11/10
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:52 No.33810109
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:52 No.33810109
I'm gonna leave, it's too boring
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:52 No.33810110
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:52 No.33810110
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>>33809984
Really cute picture
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:52 No.33810113
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:52 No.33810113
however, the noise reduction seems pretty cool
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:52 No.33810114
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:52 No.33810114
>>33810071
seriously it was so obvious
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:52 No.33810115
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:52 No.33810115
GOOGLE HAVE MY BABIES
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:52 No.33810116
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:52 No.33810116
>>33810086
Is the botnet even fucking questionable anymore?
This isn't funny, it's scary
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:52 No.33810119
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:52 No.33810119
>Add structure
Absolutely disgusting.
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:52 No.33810122
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:52 No.33810122
That actually looks worse. The skin details make it look more natural.

>...we WILL apply it to all of your photos.

W-welp. ._.
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:52 No.33810124
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:52 No.33810124
>>33810105
saved
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:52 No.33810127
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:52 No.33810127
>I want my photos to look this good without fucking around with any tools
>This is for me
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:53 No.33810129
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:53 No.33810129
Did it just freeze?
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:53 No.33810130
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:53 No.33810130
wow he totally ruined the picture
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:53 No.33810132
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:53 No.33810132
>>33810109
YOU'RE boring
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:53 No.33810133
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:53 No.33810133
They took notes on apple presentations. Amazing right?
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:53 No.33810134
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:53 No.33810134
>You wouldn't look directly at my wrinkles if we were talking face to face.
This guy underestimates the power of autism
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:53 No.33810135
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:53 No.33810135
original looks better
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:53 No.33810138
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:53 No.33810138
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#DESTROY GOOGLE DATABASES 2013
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:53 No.33810139
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:53 No.33810139
All photos looks like shit.
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:53 No.33810140
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:53 No.33810140
The enhanced pictures are way too sharp and look awful.
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:53 No.33810144
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:53 No.33810144
>Enhance.
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:53 No.33810146
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:53 No.33810146
too much fake HDR
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:53 No.33810149
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:53 No.33810149
>>33810129
no
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:53 No.33810150
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:53 No.33810150
LOOK WHAT GOOGLE DID
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:53 No.33810151
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:53 No.33810151
OP here, the OP image was taken by this guy last night and probably enhanced.
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:53 No.33810152
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:53 No.33810152
>>33810119
yeah.
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:53 No.33810153
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:53 No.33810153
All these effects are way too over the top, it looks ugly.
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:53 No.33810154
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:53 No.33810154
>OSX
[INTENSIFICATION INTENSIFIES]
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:53 No.33810156
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:53 No.33810156
looks awful
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:53 No.33810157
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:53 No.33810157
>ALL YOU HAVE TO DO IS GIVE US YOUR PHOTO'S
>not that we haven't got them anyway.
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:53 No.33810158
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:53 No.33810158
>google in charge of image hosting
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:53 No.33810160
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:53 No.33810160
just upload them photos, goyim!
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:53 No.33810161
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:53 No.33810161
>>33810144
>Zoomify
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:53 No.33810165
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:53 No.33810165
>>33810132
skin softening on a 240p stream, yeah it's fucking nothing. step it up youtube
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:54 No.33810172
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:54 No.33810172
>Auto Awesome
oh come on
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:54 No.33810173
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:54 No.33810173
Le awesome ninja coad pictures automagically xD
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:54 No.33810176
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:54 No.33810176
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>>33809785
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:54 No.33810177
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:54 No.33810177
GOOGLE KNOWS GIFS
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:54 No.33810178
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:54 No.33810178
>chrome on osx

XDDDDDD
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:54 No.33810179
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:54 No.33810179
>we fake your memories and life and then share it with your fake friends and family too (who also fake their memories and lifes)
Ultimate botnet dream. Matrix incoming soon.
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:54 No.33810180
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:54 No.33810180
NEW FUCKING MEME
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:54 No.33810183
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:54 No.33810183
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/g/, any year: "GOOGLE WILL RAPE YOUR ASS WITH ITS EVIL BOTNET AND PISS ON YOUR SOUL!"
Google, 2013: "WE WILL RAPE YOUR ASS WITH OUR EVIL BOTNET AND PISS ON YOUR SOUL!"

/g/ was right.
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:54 No.33810185
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:54 No.33810185
WE CREATING REALITY
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:54 No.33810186
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:54 No.33810186
>>33810165
>not streaming in HD
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:54 No.33810187
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:54 No.33810187
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gonna need that as a gif
>>
LAwLz !LAwLzaWU1A
05/15/13(Wed)13:54 No.33810190
LAwLz !LAwLzaWU1A 05/15/13(Wed)13:54 No.33810190
>>33810122
You can turn it off if you want, and they save the original as well.
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:54 No.33810191
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:54 No.33810191
>.gifs
>2013
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:54 No.33810192
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:54 No.33810192
>make simple gif
>amazing
>>
.krz
05/15/13(Wed)13:54 No.33810193
.krz 05/15/13(Wed)13:54 No.33810193
>GIFTS
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:54 No.33810194
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:54 No.33810194
GOOGLE GIFTING GIFS
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:54 No.33810195
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:54 No.33810195
>>33810106
IT MAKES PERFECT SENSE
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:54 No.33810196
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:54 No.33810196
AUTO AWESOME
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:54 No.33810197
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:54 No.33810197
GOOGLE GIF
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:54 No.33810201
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:54 No.33810201
>hey mah! I can make one of them gifs now!
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:54 No.33810202
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:54 No.33810202
>mfw the enhancement looks worse than the original
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:54 No.33810204
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:54 No.33810204
>>33810165
>not changing the resolution
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:54 No.33810208
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:54 No.33810208
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>>33810015
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:55 No.33810210
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:55 No.33810210
>>33810176
WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS I WANT MORE
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:55 No.33810211
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:55 No.33810211
>>33810057
How does it feel to be a pansy paranoid shit?
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:55 No.33810213
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:55 No.33810213
> auto awesome...
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:55 No.33810214
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:55 No.33810214
> We've already gone through EVERYTHING
> Webm is so amaaaazing, we gave you gifs.
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:55 No.33810215
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:55 No.33810215
oh look, it's Vine
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:55 No.33810220
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:55 No.33810220
So, how much of this will be killed off in 6 months?
I'm guessing most.
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:55 No.33810221
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:55 No.33810221
BioWare's Awesome button is finished
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:55 No.33810224
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:55 No.33810224
Who the fuck cares about the effects?
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:55 No.33810225
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:55 No.33810225
WE WILL CONSTRUCT A NEW IMAGE OF YOU SMILING
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:55 No.33810226
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:55 No.33810226
>construct a new image
WE CHANGE REALITY NAO
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:55 No.33810227
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:55 No.33810227
>take a bad angled picture
>google doesn't recognise your face
>government decalres you as non-human as the botnet cannot see you
>receive a death-certificate the next day
>all accounts closed down
>all family informed of your death
>all your pictures "enhanced" so you appear dead in them
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:55 No.33810228
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:55 No.33810228
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1.61 MB GIF
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:55 No.33810229
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:55 No.33810229
MAKE EVERYONE SMILE
EVERYONE SMILE FOR GOOGLE
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:55 No.33810231
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:55 No.33810231
requesting the picture of Stallman sleeping with a sleep mask on

I need it because of reasons
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:55 No.33810232
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:55 No.33810232
>We'll make you prettier just gibe photos good goyim
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:55 No.33810233
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:55 No.33810233
ANDROID 4.3 INCOMING
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:55 No.33810234
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:55 No.33810234
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>reconstructing images with other images so everyone is smiling
what the fuck what the fuck
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:55 No.33810235
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:55 No.33810235
>We will find the people who aren't smiling
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:55 No.33810237
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:55 No.33810237
>le photography
really google?

anyways
I'm sure i'll get the new S4 GE. It's the S4 I want.
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:55 No.33810238
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:55 No.33810238
>For free.

I hope they sell effects just for shits and giggles.
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:55 No.33810240
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:55 No.33810240
>Maybe you've taken lots of shots of children ...
Well, no shit. This is /g/, right?
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:55 No.33810243
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:55 No.33810243
>>33810186
>>33810204
720p worked for like 10 minutes, it's lagging too much.
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:55 No.33810244
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:55 No.33810244
>>33810208
it begins
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:55 No.33810246
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:55 No.33810246
How long until they auto correct everyone to a smiling face.
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:55 No.33810248
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:55 No.33810248
>PANO
FUCK FUCK FUCK
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:55 No.33810249
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:55 No.33810249
>>33810210
>>33810176
This fucking game
couldn't even fap to it, 2pure
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:56 No.33810250
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:56 No.33810250
>we know your family
>we know your face
>we know your music
>we know your purchase history
>we know your searches
>we know your mail
>we know what you watch
>we know your hair
>we know your jewelry
>this is obligatory
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:56 No.33810251
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:56 No.33810251
>google making pictures that never actually happened in reality
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:56 No.33810254
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:56 No.33810254
>>33810210
>>>/u/
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:56 No.33810255
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:56 No.33810255
OK, panning and smiling is a bit cool, but no example lol
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:56 No.33810257
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:56 No.33810257
>>33810227
>bad angled picture
>implying you can stop the Google

It will always know.
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:56 No.33810261
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:56 No.33810261
>GAYYYYYYY LLLLLLLEEEEE XDDDDD DDDDD
FUGGGGG
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:56 No.33810262
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:56 No.33810262
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SHALOM, UPLOAD ALL YOUR PHOTOS, GOY!
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:56 No.33810263
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:56 No.33810263
>>33810210
boku no sono
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:56 No.33810264
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:56 No.33810264
BEND ME OVER GOOGLE PLEASE
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:56 No.33810265
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:56 No.33810265
i want to see a sex scene awesomeized
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:56 No.33810267
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:56 No.33810267
>Auto Awesome == GIFS
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:56 No.33810269
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:56 No.33810269
>>33810210
it's generic yuri :3
this one looks like fan art from yuruyuri.
also, check
>>>/u/
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:56 No.33810270
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:56 No.33810270
>>33810229
OH GOD, SMILE, OR FLANDERS WILL TAKE YOUR BRAIN
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:56 No.33810271
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:56 No.33810271
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>>33810105
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:56 No.33810275
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:56 No.33810275
>>33810243
>720p
why not 1080p?
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:56 No.33810276
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:56 No.33810276
>>33810250
So?
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:56 No.33810277
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:56 No.33810277
>>33810234
>le happy botnet face
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:56 No.33810279
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:56 No.33810279
>more indians
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:56 No.33810280
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:56 No.33810280
>>33810228
LOL are the Asian kids doing slant eyed with their fingers?
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:56 No.33810281
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:56 No.33810281
GET TECHNOLOGY OUT OF THE WAY

>>>/g+/
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:56 No.33810282
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:56 No.33810282
>>33810243
>streaming in 1080
>also listening to play music
>no lag
switch to a better isp
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:56 No.33810283
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:56 No.33810283
>>33810244
It has begun years ago.
You didn't stop it.
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:56 No.33810285
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:56 No.33810285
>>33810234
poor hanako
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:56 No.33810288
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:56 No.33810288
>>33810234
Now with Google Glass, you don't have to worry about reality anymore.
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:56 No.33810289
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:56 No.33810289
INB4 GOOGLE SEARCHES YOU
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:56 No.33810290
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:56 No.33810290
GOOGLE NOW UPDATES OMG OMG OMG
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:56 No.33810291
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:56 No.33810291
>WE WILL FIND THEM
>WE WILL FIND THEM
>WE WILL FIND THEM
>WE WILL FIND THEM
>WE WILL FIND THEM

OH SHIT. THIS IS THE FINAL STRAW. SHIT SHIT SHIT.
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:57 No.33810294
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:57 No.33810294
THE END OF SEARCH.

IT'S OVER.
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:57 No.33810295
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:57 No.33810295
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>>33810231
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:57 No.33810297
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:57 No.33810297
>dat pause
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:57 No.33810298
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:57 No.33810298
SAY SOMETHING
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:57 No.33810299
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:57 No.33810299
its time to get bored. As much as I love search, I dont really see what there is to improve
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:57 No.33810300
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:57 No.33810300
GET THIS CLOWN OFF STAGE
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:57 No.33810301
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:57 No.33810301
>>33810275
Cause it's lagging even more
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:57 No.33810303
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:57 No.33810303
>>33810210
A Kiss for the Petals
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:57 No.33810304
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:57 No.33810304
how do i words
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:57 No.33810305
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:57 No.33810305
THE HELL IS THIS DUDE?
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:57 No.33810306
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:57 No.33810306
>GOOGLE NOW DESKTOP
>2013
>CONFIRMED
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:57 No.33810307
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:57 No.33810307
>>33810250
This is crazy, a single company knowing all of that.
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:57 No.33810309
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:57 No.33810309
>That awkward silence
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:57 No.33810310
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:57 No.33810310
>awkward silence
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:57 No.33810311
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:57 No.33810311
PUT THE OTHER GUY BACK ON HOLY SHIT
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:57 No.33810312
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:57 No.33810312
WHAAT
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:57 No.33810317
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:57 No.33810317
>>33810234
wife beaters dream.
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:57 No.33810318
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:57 No.33810318
GIFts

Oh by the way WE WENT THROUGH ALL YOUR PHOTOS and gave you "GIFts!"
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:57 No.33810319
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:57 No.33810319
why does google have so many sand people in their company
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:57 No.33810320
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:57 No.33810320
>>33810295
<3
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:57 No.33810321
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:57 No.33810321
>>33810004
Daily reminder there are actually people like this on 4chan these days
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:57 No.33810322
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:57 No.33810322
GOOGLE CONFIRMED KILLING OFF SEARCH
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:57 No.33810323
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:57 No.33810323
>another fucking Indian
Did they all move to Google or something?
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:57 No.33810324
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:57 No.33810324
Only just got in. Have they mentioned the nexus 5?
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:57 No.33810325
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:57 No.33810325
>>33810234
It's the compulsory happyness syndrome that social medias have these days. Only purpose is to make the depressed more depressive so everyone get's happy or kills themselves.
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:57 No.33810327
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:57 No.33810327
finally, i can actually have photos where the women with me are smiling and not horrified
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:57 No.33810328
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:57 No.33810328
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>>33810249
>filename
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:57 No.33810329
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:57 No.33810329
>indian guy stands on the stage awkwardly for a few seconds
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:57 No.33810331
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:57 No.33810331
>i vant to show u HOW
>and ven

and those howling hindus, fuck
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:57 No.33810333
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:57 No.33810333
why are they screaming
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:57 No.33810335
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:57 No.33810335
PlayStation 4 when?
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:57 No.33810336
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:57 No.33810336
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>>33810208
>>33810015
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:57 No.33810338
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:57 No.33810338
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INDIANS, INDIANS EVERYWHERE
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:57 No.33810339
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:57 No.33810339
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WE RUN THIS BOTNET
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:57 No.33810340
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:57 No.33810340
WTF is up with all the indians at google? are here no murricans who can code in the US?
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:57 No.33810341
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:57 No.33810341
>dats me when i was 3
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:57 No.33810343
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:57 No.33810343
>That deafening scream

Jesus
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:57 No.33810344
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:57 No.33810344
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>>33810176
Last one from me. It's been great, Anon / Anons. Have a great evening / day.

Much love.
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:57 No.33810345
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:57 No.33810345
>>33810323
Yeah.
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:57 No.33810346
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:57 No.33810346
>>33810262
Happy Merchant, what is wrong with your face? You don't look so happy anymore, but... scary somehow…
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:58 No.33810347
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:58 No.33810347
>>33810057
Don't worry, just apply the tin-foil around your head.
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:58 No.33810348
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:58 No.33810348
>That awkward pause.
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:58 No.33810349
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:58 No.33810349
>>33810301
kill yourself
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:58 No.33810353
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:58 No.33810353
>we now remember 2013 as the beginning
>looking back... we wish we had stopped it
>It's too late now.. we cannot escape
>the GOOG knows and sees all
>We cannot escape
1984 is now
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:58 No.33810354
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:58 No.33810354
>>33810243
>having a shit ISP
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:58 No.33810356
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:58 No.33810356
>very cute indeed
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:58 No.33810357
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:58 No.33810357
Google plus is love
War is peace...
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:58 No.33810358
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:58 No.33810358
>>33810333
Indians being indians
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:58 No.33810359
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:58 No.33810359
YES
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:58 No.33810361
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:58 No.33810361
>>33810324

samsung GS4 Nexus $650
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:58 No.33810363
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:58 No.33810363
what the fuck get this idiot off the stage
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:58 No.33810364
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:58 No.33810364
all these indians wtf
>>
Nightblast !jO9wAiorb2
05/15/13(Wed)13:58 No.33810367
Nightblast !jO9wAiorb2 05/15/13(Wed)13:58 No.33810367
>Over 2 hours gone
>no new nexus 7
>no lte white 32GB nexus 4
>no android 4.3
>no google watch
>no google TV/Nexus Q
>no google smart watch
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:58 No.33810368
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:58 No.33810368
This will be so much longer than 15 minutes with this guy.
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:58 No.33810369
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:58 No.33810369
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>>33810183
And RMS was right.
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:58 No.33810370
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:58 No.33810370
>>33810063
Only by disconnecting from the internet.
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:58 No.33810372
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:58 No.33810372
>youtube set stream to 480p automatically
>lagging like high hell
>set it to 720p
>smooth as bacon grease
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:58 No.33810374
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:58 No.33810374
Who is this guy and what does he do? How did he get from an Indian shithole to this?
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:59 No.33810375
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:59 No.33810375
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>>33810346
WHAT DO YOU MEAN, STUPID GOY?
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:59 No.33810376
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:59 No.33810376
GOOGLE READS YOUR MIND
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:59 No.33810377
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:59 No.33810377
okay real talk where the fuck is my new Nexus 7 this is getting ridiculous
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:59 No.33810378
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:59 No.33810378
>>33810364
I personally welcome our new hindu over lords.
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:59 No.33810379
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:59 No.33810379
>>33809917
k10temp-pci-00c3
Adapter: PCI adapter
temp1:        +52.8°C  (high = +70.0°C)

What on earth are you doing?
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:59 No.33810380
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:59 No.33810380
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>all these shitskins
its really Im still at my university
just need sandals and dat curry smell to complete the experience
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:59 No.33810382
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:59 No.33810382
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>slight pause in speech
>FUCK IT, START CLAPPING
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:59 No.33810383
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:59 No.33810383
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Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:59 No.33810384
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:59 No.33810384
>>33810367
it started exactly two hours ago
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:59 No.33810385
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:59 No.33810385
.................................................................. YES
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:59 No.33810386
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:59 No.33810386
>>33810367
calm your tits, anon.
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:59 No.33810387
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:59 No.33810387
we daft punk now
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:59 No.33810388
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:59 No.33810388
>>33810364
yfw indians are much better than you
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:59 No.33810389
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:59 No.33810389
>>33809612
They've already said that this will be more developer centered. It's doing exactly that.
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:59 No.33810393
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:59 No.33810393
>>33810374
A degree in Comp Sci.
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:59 No.33810395
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:59 No.33810395
>jj abrams
fucking shit
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:59 No.33810396
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:59 No.33810396
>experiences
>we know what you see, do and feel
WHY DIDNT YOU STOP IT
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:59 No.33810398
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:59 No.33810398
GOOGLE SKYNET BOTNET
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:59 No.33810400
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:59 No.33810400
>>33809914
There's a hidden service that does this on tor.
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:59 No.33810401
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:59 No.33810401
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>>33810344
Love you too Anonymous~
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:59 No.33810402
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:59 No.33810402
>>33810364
All development is there anyway so they are catering to their main audience.
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:59 No.33810404
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:59 No.33810404
>Daft Punk

Indians confirmed for 7.5 plens
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:59 No.33810405
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:59 No.33810405
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>JJ ABRAHAMS


HHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:59 No.33810406
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:59 No.33810406
>>33810380
>and dat curry smell
OH JESUS FUCKING CHRIST, now I can smell it. fuck you for reminding me
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)13:59 No.33810409
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)13:59 No.33810409
>JJ Abrahams
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)14:00 No.33810411
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)14:00 No.33810411
>J.J Abrahams
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)14:00 No.33810412
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)14:00 No.33810412
>MOVES BY JJ ABRAMS
LEL
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)14:00 No.33810413
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)14:00 No.33810413
>more and more powerful
YOU ARE POWERFUL ENOUGH ALREADY
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)14:00 No.33810414
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)14:00 No.33810414
>>33810382
>filename
top lel
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)14:00 No.33810416
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)14:00 No.33810416
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>Daft Punk
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)14:00 No.33810417
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)14:00 No.33810417
MORE AND MORE POWERFUL EACH DAY
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)14:00 No.33810419
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)14:00 No.33810419
ANTICIPATING YOUR NEXT QUESTION
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)14:00 No.33810422
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)14:00 No.33810422
test
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)14:00 No.33810424
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)14:00 No.33810424
And the botnet goes on
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)14:00 No.33810426
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)14:00 No.33810426
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Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)14:00 No.33810427
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)14:00 No.33810427
>>33810367
>being this retarded
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)14:00 No.33810428
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)14:00 No.33810428
>Google already knows what you want to ask them
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)14:00 No.33810429
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)14:00 No.33810429
>>33810389
>developer centered

>hey anyone like music?
>hey do you want us to make gifs for you?
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)14:00 No.33810430
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)14:00 No.33810430
>>33810367
>no lte white 32GB nexus 4
>we get GS4 Nexus
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)14:00 No.33810431
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)14:00 No.33810431
>>33810295
wtf is wrong with his belly? the fatness of the belly is not even close to the rest of his body, it's like he is breeding an alien
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)14:00 No.33810433
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)14:00 No.33810433
>>33810388
I actually am Indian myself.

Jesus christ we're everywhere.
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)14:00 No.33810435
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)14:00 No.33810435
>>33810379
watching the stream
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)14:00 No.33810436
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)14:00 No.33810436
>Anticipating your next question
OH FUCK
>>
LAwLz !LAwLzaWU1A
05/15/13(Wed)14:00 No.33810438
LAwLz !LAwLzaWU1A 05/15/13(Wed)14:00 No.33810438
>>33810324
No but they have mentioned a fully unlocked Galaxy S 4 running stock Android that will be sold through the Play Store and receive updates just like a Nexus device.

I hope that means AOSP will work on the normal Galaxy S 4 as well.
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)14:00 No.33810440
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)14:00 No.33810440
>Pullish
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)14:00 No.33810441
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)14:00 No.33810441
>JJ Abrahams
>Daft Punk
>memes

Oh God, Google what are you doing?
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)14:00 No.33810442
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)14:00 No.33810442
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subtle product placement

Buy Google stock
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)14:00 No.33810443
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)14:00 No.33810443
>>33810382
They're getting a free Chromebook, americlaps would clap if they were getting shipped to Auschwitz afterwards.
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)14:00 No.33810445
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)14:00 No.33810445
>4:20 time
BLAZE IT FAGGOT
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)14:00 No.33810447
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)14:00 No.33810447
Who else is buying the Google Edition Galaxy S4?
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)14:00 No.33810448
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)14:00 No.33810448
>German
seems like we have to sue them again
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)14:00 No.33810449
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)14:00 No.33810449
>"The graph becomes more and more powerful each day."
[BOTNETTING INTENSIFIES]
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)14:01 No.33810450
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)14:01 No.33810450
POLAN INTO GOOGLE NOW
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)14:01 No.33810451
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)14:01 No.33810451
>>33810389

They haven't done anything developer-centered in over an hour. It's all boring Instagram and Spotify cloning.
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)14:01 No.33810452
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)14:01 No.33810452
>Polacks supported
DROPPED

IM GOING TO BING
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)14:01 No.33810453
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)14:01 No.33810453
>What is the population of India?
too fucking big
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)14:01 No.33810457
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)14:01 No.33810457
>Polish
wooo
>Turkish
....
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)14:01 No.33810458
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)14:01 No.33810458
>polandball into awesomesearch
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)14:01 No.33810463
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)14:01 No.33810463
>>33810430
yea we do and its $650 vs the $300 nexus 4
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)14:01 No.33810467
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)14:01 No.33810467
>what is the population of India

Google will anticipate your next question!

>what percentage of Indians work at Google
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)14:01 No.33810469
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)14:01 No.33810469
>It hasn't even begun
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)14:01 No.33810470
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)14:01 No.33810470
>Polish
what the actual fuck?
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)14:01 No.33810471
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)14:01 No.33810471
>>33810433
There's so many of us. that's why. china's everywhere too!
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)14:01 No.33810472
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)14:01 No.33810472
>>33810375
N...nothing... I'll just… I'll just be a good guy and upload all my images… I'll also buy a 4770k if you want! I'll do anything!
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)14:01 No.33810473
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)14:01 No.33810473
Rest-rant.
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)14:01 No.33810477
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)14:01 No.33810477
>Turkish
>no one claps
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)14:01 No.33810478
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)14:01 No.33810478
>resturent
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)14:02 No.33810480
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)14:02 No.33810480
>gibe data plox
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)14:02 No.33810481
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)14:02 No.33810481
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Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)14:02 No.33810484
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)14:02 No.33810484
>Turkish
[KEBAB INTENSIFIES]
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)14:02 No.33810485
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)14:02 No.33810485
>>33810367
they gave everyone a pixel, also this goes on for days
>>
Zixaphir
05/15/13(Wed)14:02 No.33810487
Zixaphir 05/15/13(Wed)14:02 No.33810487
At this point I'm just browsing this thread to save the /u/ images.
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)14:02 No.33810488
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)14:02 No.33810488
>giving the botnet every detail about your life for search purposes
>any year
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)14:02 No.33810489
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)14:02 No.33810489
why is he mad?
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)14:02 No.33810490
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)14:02 No.33810490
> simplified chinese commie flag
> traditional chinese taiwanese flag
lel
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)14:02 No.33810491
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)14:02 No.33810491
>GOOGLE NOW IN CHROME
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)14:02 No.33810492
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)14:02 No.33810492
>>33810471
You fucking reek of shit and curry.
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)14:02 No.33810493
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)14:02 No.33810493
>>33810435
Is your laptop sitting atop a chimineya?
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)14:02 No.33810496
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)14:02 No.33810496
>RESTAURANT RESREVATIONS
IT'S OVER
WE ARE FINISHED
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)14:02 No.33810498
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)14:02 No.33810498
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>>33810481
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Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)14:03 No.33810501
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)14:03 No.33810501
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>>33810481
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)14:03 No.33810502
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)14:03 No.33810502
>>33810447
>Google Edition Galaxy S4?
How much is it and can I get it at ATT
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)14:03 No.33810503
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)14:03 No.33810503
"search four chan gee"
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)14:03 No.33810504
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)14:03 No.33810504
GOOGLE NOW ON CHROME
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)14:03 No.33810506
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)14:03 No.33810506
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>>33806077 (OP)
I just want Babel to launch
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)14:03 No.33810511
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)14:03 No.33810511
>through chrome
It's over.
All other browsers are finished.
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)14:03 No.33810512
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)14:03 No.33810512
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Ask google like you would ask a friend.
Yeah, sure.
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)14:03 No.33810513
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)14:03 No.33810513
>20 minutes ago
>NOBODY WANTS TO TALK TO A -COMPUTER-

>now
>GUYS CHECK IT OUT, YOU CAN TALK TO A -COMPUTER-
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)14:03 No.33810514
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)14:03 No.33810514
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>all this clapping
jesus christ this is getting ridiculous
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)14:03 No.33810515
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)14:03 No.33810515
Now Google knows your voice too. Your disguises are for naught.
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)14:03 No.33810516
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)14:03 No.33810516
>>33810489
jsut how indians talk
or they seem to have fucked up with the teleprompter
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)14:03 No.33810517
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)14:03 No.33810517
>>33810493
thinkpad T61.
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)14:03 No.33810518
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)14:03 No.33810518
>Google now on desktop
OH MY GOD <3
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)14:03 No.33810519
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)14:03 No.33810519
>>33810501
lel
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)14:03 No.33810520
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)14:03 No.33810520
>new interface or as I call it
>no interface
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)14:03 No.33810522
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)14:03 No.33810522
>>33810502
$650 and yes
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)14:03 No.33810523
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)14:03 No.33810523
>The mic is on at all times
welp
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)14:03 No.33810524
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)14:03 No.33810524
>>33810307
Yeah, they should be banned or something.
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)14:03 No.33810525
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)14:03 No.33810525
>>33810502

$650, yes
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)14:03 No.33810529
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)14:03 No.33810529
OK GOOGLE

WHAT IS THE BEST PORN SITE
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)14:03 No.33810532
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)14:03 No.33810532
WE SIRI NOW
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)14:03 No.33810533
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)14:03 No.33810533
> ok google
embrace the botnet
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)14:03 No.33810534
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)14:03 No.33810534
>>33810518
meow
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)14:03 No.33810535
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)14:03 No.33810535
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>>33810442
i'm out of /u/ after this ;_;
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)14:03 No.33810536
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)14:03 No.33810536
>>33810501
Holy shit I laughed harder than I should have.
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)14:03 No.33810537
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)14:03 No.33810537
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>>33810501
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)14:03 No.33810538
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)14:03 No.33810538
Google, i...
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)14:04 No.33810539
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)14:04 No.33810539
>>33810506
>Babel
GOOGLE CONFIRMED FOR THE ANTICHRIST
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)14:04 No.33810542
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)14:04 No.33810542
>yes, I'm your friend, good goyim
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)14:04 No.33810545
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)14:04 No.33810545
>>33810502
Just root a regular S4.
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)14:04 No.33810546
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)14:04 No.33810546
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>>33810513
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)14:04 No.33810548
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)14:04 No.33810548
>>33810513
hahaha
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)14:04 No.33810549
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)14:04 No.33810549
>>33810513
lel
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)14:04 No.33810550
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)14:04 No.33810550
>>33810502
650 and no.
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)14:04 No.33810551
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)14:04 No.33810551
>>33810538
lol
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)14:04 No.33810552
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)14:04 No.33810552
>>33810513
hahahahaha
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)14:04 No.33810553
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)14:04 No.33810553
>Google Now for the web
Oh yes. Please smear the Botnet all over my dick.
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)14:04 No.33810555
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)14:04 No.33810555
>>33810490
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Flag_of_the_Republic_of_China

No.
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)14:04 No.33810557
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)14:04 No.33810557
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>botwording
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)14:04 No.33810560
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)14:04 No.33810560
OKAY GOOGLE
FIND ME A GIRLFRIEND
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)14:04 No.33810561
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)14:04 No.33810561
>>33810506
I think Babel is that google hangouts.
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)14:04 No.33810562
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)14:04 No.33810562
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>endless fucking clapping at every pause longer than 100ms
fuck you guys, I can't watch stuff like this anymore without laughing
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)14:04 No.33810563
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)14:04 No.33810563
>>33810492

This so fucking much.

Why do indians always smell like shit?

Hell, even a professional-looking indian business man I had to stand behind in a line smelled like shit.
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)14:04 No.33810565
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)14:04 No.33810565
BASED GOOGLE NOW
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)14:04 No.33810566
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)14:04 No.33810566
>>33810513
hahah, true.
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)14:04 No.33810568
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)14:04 No.33810568
>>33810306
>not recognizing that i predicted this announcement 7 minutes ago
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)14:04 No.33810569
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)14:04 No.33810569
FUCK YES REMINDERS

FINALLY
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)14:04 No.33810570
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)14:04 No.33810570
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>mfw Google will create a dystopia with all these big brother methods
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)14:05 No.33810573
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)14:05 No.33810573
>>33810529
tblop.com lists all the best ones anon.
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)14:05 No.33810576
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)14:05 No.33810576
still waiting for Android Studio download link
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)14:05 No.33810578
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)14:05 No.33810578
GOOGLE LAU
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)14:05 No.33810579
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)14:05 No.33810579
>>33810560
SORRY ANON, SEARCH RESULTS NEGATIVE 1
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)14:05 No.33810582
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)14:05 No.33810582
>you don't have to press the mic button!

Great! So Google is ALWAYS LISTENING
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)14:05 No.33810583
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)14:05 No.33810583
>>33810550

he specifically mentioned ATT and LTE support, broheim
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)14:05 No.33810588
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)14:05 No.33810588
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Still the only good thing that appeared in the show
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)14:05 No.33810589
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)14:05 No.33810589
>VIDYA GAMES
>Watch_Dogs

Dat irony
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)14:05 No.33810590
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)14:05 No.33810590
>>33810560
>now loading the Google Play store
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)14:05 No.33810591
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)14:05 No.33810591
>>33810562
At least they're not chanting USA USA USA.

Yet.
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)14:05 No.33810593
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)14:05 No.33810593
>>33810582
Listening != recording
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)14:06 No.33810595
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)14:06 No.33810595
>>33810562
>be glorious yuropeean
>visit Murrica
>TSA grabs my balls
>plane lands
>passengers clap
I fucking shit you not
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)14:06 No.33810596
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)14:06 No.33810596
Google Now is seriously fucking amazing.
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)14:06 No.33810597
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)14:06 No.33810597
>>33810562
>those partial claps everytime he takes a breath
This is starting to get ridiculous.
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)14:06 No.33810599
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)14:06 No.33810599
ok google,
'); DROP TABLE GOOGLE;
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)14:06 No.33810601
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)14:06 No.33810601
KILL ALL SHITSKINS
KILL ALL SHITSKINS
KILL ALL SHITSKINS
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)14:06 No.33810602
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)14:06 No.33810602
>>33810563
>yfw you realise they actually wipe their ass with water and hands

much more cleaner than with toilet paper
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)14:06 No.33810603
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)14:06 No.33810603
not a qt
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)14:06 No.33810604
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)14:06 No.33810604
>>33810573
>not just going to beeg.com because it has HQ vids and no ads
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)14:06 No.33810605
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)14:06 No.33810605
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>>33810562
>emperor of america.jpg
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)14:06 No.33810609
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)14:06 No.33810609
>OK Google: Is liking traps gay?
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)14:06 No.33810610
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)14:06 No.33810610
This Daft punk advertising is really fucking subtle.
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)14:06 No.33810611
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)14:06 No.33810611
>>33810582
And analyzing
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)14:06 No.33810612
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)14:06 No.33810612
ew
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)14:06 No.33810613
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)14:06 No.33810613
>dat nose
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)14:06 No.33810616
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)14:06 No.33810616
>so excited
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)14:06 No.33810619
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)14:06 No.33810619
WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT ON STAGE
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)14:06 No.33810621
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)14:06 No.33810621
>>33810583
support, yes, but can only get it via google play store whateverit'scalled
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)14:06 No.33810624
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)14:06 No.33810624
this bitch face look like she smells shit

fucking ahmed
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)14:06 No.33810626
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)14:06 No.33810626
>FUCK YOU MICROSOFT
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)14:06 No.33810627
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)14:06 No.33810627
>>33810591
GOOGLE GOOGLE GOOGLE

GOOGLE GOOGLE GOOGLE

WE HAVE NO NEED FOR THE USA! GOOGLE IS OUR NEW MASTER!
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)14:06 No.33810628
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)14:06 No.33810628
>watch dogs

top lel, the irony
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)14:06 No.33810629
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)14:06 No.33810629
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solid 7
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)14:06 No.33810630
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)14:06 No.33810630
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Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)14:06 No.33810631
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)14:06 No.33810631
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>>33810570
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)14:06 No.33810633
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)14:06 No.33810633
>>33810589
I'll bet the protag in Watch Dogs uses DDG.
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)14:06 No.33810634
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)14:06 No.33810634
>>33810555
ROC is taiwan

PRC is mainland china
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)14:07 No.33810635
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)14:07 No.33810635
>>33810588
there was another qt azn
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)14:07 No.33810637
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)14:07 No.33810637
>yahoo answers
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)14:07 No.33810639
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)14:07 No.33810639
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>>33806077 (OP)
OUR OVERLORDS ARE HERE!
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)14:07 No.33810641
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)14:07 No.33810641
>S4GE
I hope this gets to my country by November
>Nexus 4 got here 6 months late
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)14:07 No.33810642
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)14:07 No.33810642
>>33810602
dumb niggers actually believe this
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)14:07 No.33810643
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)14:07 No.33810643
GLADOS UP IN THIS BITCH
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)14:07 No.33810645
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)14:07 No.33810645
>>33810619
a woman
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)14:07 No.33810648
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)14:07 No.33810648
>>33810629
yes solid..
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)14:07 No.33810649
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)14:07 No.33810649
We Siri now.
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)14:07 No.33810650
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)14:07 No.33810650
Nobody cares about all this shit

Just show 4.3 already
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)14:07 No.33810651
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)14:07 No.33810651
>always listening
>clapping intensifies

I-I'm scared ;_;
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)14:07 No.33810652
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)14:07 No.33810652
How long until the computer issues commands to you?
>OK John...
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)14:07 No.33810653
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)14:07 No.33810653
I want the indian guy trying this shit, it would be funnier OKAY GOOGRE CURRY BOLLYWOOD
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)14:07 No.33810655
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)14:07 No.33810655
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Would this sum up /g/'s reaction to I/O?
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)14:07 No.33810656
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)14:07 No.33810656
>>33810619
I think it's some lgbt shit
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)14:07 No.33810660
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)14:07 No.33810660
>>33810610
>Daft Punk album on Google Play

Please?
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)14:07 No.33810663
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)14:07 No.33810663
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>the drive from your location
>the botnet knows where you are
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)14:07 No.33810667
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)14:07 No.33810667
>>33810295
>tiny transvestite redhead using his laptop on RMS' belly
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)14:08 No.33810669
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)14:08 No.33810669
KILL ALL PEOPLE THAT SUPPORT GOOGLE
KILL ALL PEOPLE THAT SUPPORT GOOGLE
KILL ALL PEOPLE THAT SUPPORT GOOGLE
KILL ALL PEOPLE THAT SUPPORT GOOGLE
KILL ALL PEOPLE THAT SUPPORT GOOGLE
KILL ALL PEOPLE THAT SUPPORT GOOGLE
KILL ALL PEOPLE THAT SUPPORT GOOGLE
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)14:08 No.33810670
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)14:08 No.33810670
Absolutely disgusting. I puked a little in my mouth.
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)14:08 No.33810672
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)14:08 No.33810672
>>33810629
>that
>7
I don't know where you live, but that's barely a 5.
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)14:08 No.33810675
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)14:08 No.33810675
Holy shit this thread is FAST
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)14:08 No.33810677
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)14:08 No.33810677
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>>33810609
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)14:08 No.33810680
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)14:08 No.33810680
>somehow Google knew
sums it all up
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)14:08 No.33810681
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Will it actually work better than this?
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)14:08 No.33810684
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)14:08 No.33810684
seriously, it HAS to be listening 24/7 for this to work, right?
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)14:08 No.33810686
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)14:08 No.33810686
>>33810653
lold
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)14:08 No.33810687
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)14:08 No.33810687
>>33810655
>that asian recording with his tablet
that's /g/ alright
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)14:08 No.33810688
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)14:08 No.33810688
>Here you go.
Too anthropomorphized.
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)14:08 No.33810691
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)14:08 No.33810691
>Apple first rolls out siri.
>people go apeshit

>google rolls out it's version
>reckts the shit out of apple
Well, at least apple is not getting anything.
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)14:08 No.33810693
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)14:08 No.33810693
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>>33810655
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)14:08 No.33810695
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)14:08 No.33810695
>>33810675
Stickies are always fast. /mu/ had a sticky for a band moot liked and its got a couple thousand replies.
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)14:09 No.33810701
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)14:09 No.33810701
>>33810663
You must be gnu here.
It already knows all your payment information, that's WAY worse.
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)14:09 No.33810702
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)14:09 No.33810702
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>protect me from the botnet, tablet
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Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)14:09 No.33810704
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)14:09 No.33810704
>>33810681
OF COURSE. GOOGLE KNOWS WHAT YOU WANT BEFORE YOU WANT IT
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)14:09 No.33810705
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)14:09 No.33810705
>>33810672
>not knowing what a solid 7 is

hello, newfriend
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)14:09 No.33810708
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)14:09 No.33810708
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>>33810588
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)14:09 No.33810709
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)14:09 No.33810709
>>33810681
Google Now has always been better than Siri.
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)14:09 No.33810710
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)14:09 No.33810710
>you know what I'm thinking about
>hot hot porn
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)14:09 No.33810711
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)14:09 No.33810711
>>33810681
It always has.
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)14:09 No.33810714
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)14:09 No.33810714
>>33810681
it already worked better pre-release last year
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)14:09 No.33810716
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)14:09 No.33810716
>kiddie rides
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)14:09 No.33810717
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)14:09 No.33810717
>>33810681
http://lmgtfy.com/?q=who+is+abraham+lincoln
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)14:09 No.33810719
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)14:09 No.33810719
>ride the Giant Dipper
l-lewd
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)14:09 No.33810720
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)14:09 No.33810720
>>33810677
That mom has good hand writting
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)14:09 No.33810721
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)14:09 No.33810721
can't wait to use this on my Nexus 7 v2OH WAIT
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)14:09 No.33810722
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)14:09 No.33810722
we need to start posting every alternatives for people to use instead of google products

get people off gmail, chrome, etc
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)14:09 No.33810724
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)14:09 No.33810724
I don't care about this cunt's trip and family.
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)14:09 No.33810725
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)14:09 No.33810725
>riding the giant dipper
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)14:09 No.33810733
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)14:09 No.33810733
>>33810684
Is listens but it doesn't 'listen'. It looks for keywords and discards everything else.

>>33810681
>I can take two screenshots and merge them
gr8b8m8
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)14:10 No.33810734
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)14:10 No.33810734
>My husband's too short
>1.3m
Is this supposed to be a joke?
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)14:10 No.33810735
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)14:10 No.33810735
I expected her to ask "are my children tall enough to ride the Dipper."

Heart attacks everywhere.
>>
Zixaphir
05/15/13(Wed)14:10 No.33810737
Zixaphir 05/15/13(Wed)14:10 No.33810737
>>33810691
To be fair, Google has had voice commands in android since just about day one.
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)14:10 No.33810739
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)14:10 No.33810739
holy shit I am genuinely scared right now
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)14:10 No.33810741
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)14:10 No.33810741
>>33810717

wtf, he was a real person?!
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)14:10 No.33810743
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)14:10 No.33810743
>>33810702
seems to me like he's worshiping it
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)14:10 No.33810745
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)14:10 No.33810745
GOOG stock skyrocketting
AAPL stock going down

cheers my friends .. this is a good day
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)14:10 No.33810747
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)14:10 No.33810747
[KIDDIE RIDING INTENSIFIES]
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)14:10 No.33810748
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)14:10 No.33810748
>>33810724
this
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)14:10 No.33810749
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)14:10 No.33810749
>>33810672
>barely a 5

That's a 3 at best.
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)14:10 No.33810752
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)14:10 No.33810752
soo many voicebreaks holy fuck
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)14:10 No.33810753
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)14:10 No.33810753
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>>33810708
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)14:10 No.33810754
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)14:10 No.33810754
>>33810725
more like riding the giant DICKER, amirite?
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)14:10 No.33810757
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)14:10 No.33810757
>>33810734
no you fucking retard, he has to accompany the short daughter
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)14:10 No.33810758
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)14:10 No.33810758
THEY KNOW WHERE YOU ARE
THEY KNOW WHERE YOU GO
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)14:10 No.33810759
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)14:10 No.33810759
>>33810733
>discards everything else.

sure...
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)14:10 No.33810761
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)14:10 No.33810761
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Why the fuck are they dubbing everything an "experience"? Looking something up on the internet is an EXPERIENCE for these people?
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)14:11 No.33810765
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)14:11 No.33810765
My friend KDE?
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)14:11 No.33810768
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)14:11 No.33810768
WHERE THE FUCK IS THE ANDROID UPDATE HOLY SHIT
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)14:11 No.33810770
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)14:11 No.33810770
>>33810562
>emperor of America
Oh man. I need some laughingCantusUsers.jpg
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)14:11 No.33810772
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)14:11 No.33810772
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NICE
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)14:11 No.33810773
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)14:11 No.33810773
OK GOOGLE

[spoiler]KILL[/spoiler]
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)14:11 No.33810774
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)14:11 No.33810774
Apple will never be able to defeat GOogle because APple doesn't have the search engine and data Google has.

Apple should just give up.
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)14:11 No.33810775
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)14:11 No.33810775
>>33810734
didnt she say daughter and thats why the husband has to wait with her outside?
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)14:11 No.33810776
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)14:11 No.33810776
>>33810734
no, the husband has to wait with the daughter
she will go on the ride with the son, because she wants to ride and she is the leader of the household powerful womyn
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)14:11 No.33810779
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)14:11 No.33810779
>your
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)14:11 No.33810780
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)14:11 No.33810780
>>33810734
she never said that. she said her daughter was too short so her husband will have to sit it out.
As in, she's going to ride the Giant Dipper with her son, and make her husband wait with her daughter.
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)14:11 No.33810781
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)14:11 No.33810781
>WONDERING IF YOUR IN DINNER
>YOUR
FUCK YOU GOOGLE.
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)14:11 No.33810784
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)14:11 No.33810784
KILL ALL GOOGLE SUPPORTERS
KILL ALL GOOGLE SUPPORTERS
KILL ALL GOOGLE SUPPORTERS
KILL ALL GOOGLE SUPPORTERS
KILL ALL GOOGLE SUPPORTERS
KILL ALL GOOGLE SUPPORTERS
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)14:11 No.33810785
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)14:11 No.33810785
sent ;)
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)14:11 No.33810786
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)14:11 No.33810786
>your

FAIL GRAMMAR
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)14:11 No.33810787
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)14:11 No.33810787
>Imma dumb woman wouldn't it be great if I could just ask google?
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)14:11 No.33810788
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)14:11 No.33810788
>>33810759
I know google's a botnet, just mentioning, though.

It's not like it records everything you ever say, ever and sends it to the overlords..
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)14:11 No.33810790
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)14:11 No.33810790
No one screencapped that shot of 5 or 6 guys with Glass?
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)14:11 No.33810791
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)14:11 No.33810791
>>33810737
But it wasn't as sophisticated as siri/google now. all it was was just to search using your voice.
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)14:11 No.33810792
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)14:11 No.33810792
OH GOD
WHY DID WE THINK THIS WAS A GOOD IDEA AGAIN?
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)14:11 No.33810793
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)14:11 No.33810793
>>33810758
THEY KNOW.
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)14:11 No.33810795
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)14:11 No.33810795
>>33810761
NEW AND IMPROVED INTERNET(tm)
>>
Dogma !IamGoduPSA
05/15/13(Wed)14:12 No.33810797
Dogma !IamGoduPSA 05/15/13(Wed)14:12 No.33810797
>your available for dinner
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)14:12 No.33810799
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)14:12 No.33810799
>the sound you hear after she asks for what time the plane leaves
>Legend of Zelda menues on a phone
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)14:12 No.33810800
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)14:12 No.33810800
BEND ME OVER GOOGLE
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)14:12 No.33810801
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)14:12 No.33810801
>>33810761

You are experiencing this post right now.

Don't take the word 'experience' too seriously.
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)14:12 No.33810802
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)14:12 No.33810802
plugging my mic and camera off the computer right now.
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)14:12 No.33810804
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)14:12 No.33810804
>>33810773
you forgot the s
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)14:12 No.33810806
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)14:12 No.33810806
>putting your face right up to the phone
holy shit why do old people do this
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)14:12 No.33810808
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)14:12 No.33810808
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Oh God it's so awkward how the presenters are hanging on the audience for every applause. MAKE IT STOP.
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)14:12 No.33810809
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)14:12 No.33810809
That email would be better as a hangout message but of course google is fragmented.
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)14:12 No.33810812
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)14:12 No.33810812
Okay, I am totally cool with submitting to the botnet. It's just so convenient!
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)14:12 No.33810813
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)14:12 No.33810813
>>33810773
>spoilers on /g/
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)14:12 No.33810814
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)14:12 No.33810814
So Google Now is for stupid people with a short memory?
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)14:12 No.33810815
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)14:12 No.33810815
>>33810790
you'll be able to replay everything after the stream
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)14:12 No.33810816
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)14:12 No.33810816
"i had them eat my kids"
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)14:12 No.33810817
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)14:12 No.33810817
>>33810792
Because it was free...
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)14:12 No.33810819
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)14:12 No.33810819
>>33810793
THEY JUST GODDAMN KNOW
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)14:12 No.33810820
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)14:12 No.33810820
Wow. Say what you will about Google, but they sure do voice recognition well.
>>
Brogief !!ZMdJZk/jbR7
05/15/13(Wed)14:12 No.33810822
Brogief !!ZMdJZk/jbR7 05/15/13(Wed)14:12 No.33810822
What's the deal with the regular S4? Will I be able to get rid of touchwiz?
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)14:12 No.33810823
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)14:12 No.33810823
It sees, it hears, it knows.
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)14:12 No.33810824
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)14:12 No.33810824
>>33806077 (OP)
Eh, I don't really want to watch a keynote about this. I just want android communication to be unified.

That and now I want to use google +
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)14:12 No.33810828
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)14:12 No.33810828
>>33810806

because older phones (with cords) didn't really work unless it was right up against your face
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)14:13 No.33810829
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)14:13 No.33810829
>Google knows my preferences on Japanese junior idol videos

I'm scared.
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)14:13 No.33810833
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)14:13 No.33810833
am i the only one who thinks talking to a device looks fucking retarded?
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)14:13 No.33810835
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)14:13 No.33810835
>>33810822
presumably
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)14:13 No.33810837
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)14:13 No.33810837
clapistan the keynote
>>
Zixaphir
05/15/13(Wed)14:13 No.33810838
Zixaphir 05/15/13(Wed)14:13 No.33810838
>>33810791
Of course. But the progression seems fairly natural, if maybe a bit fast.
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)14:13 No.33810840
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)14:13 No.33810840
FBI has you tagged as known anarchist...
>Google, where is he right now?
>>ANON IS RIDING A ROLLER COASTER WITH HIS CHILDREN.
>Where will he be in 10 minutes?
>>HE WILL BE HAVING LUNCH WITH HIS SPOUSE IN 10 MINUTES
>Is he traveling soon?
>>HERE ARE THE DETAILS OF HIS UPCOMING FLIGHT TO NEW YORK
[raping intensifies]
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)14:13 No.33810841
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)14:13 No.33810841
>dat facial expression
SHE JUST REALIZED WHAT SHE HAS STARTED
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)14:13 No.33810842
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)14:13 No.33810842
>Amit back on stage
Please no
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)14:13 No.33810844
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)14:13 No.33810844
shitskin is back
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)14:13 No.33810845
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)14:13 No.33810845
thank god get the fuck out of here with your vacation stories
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)14:13 No.33810846
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)14:13 No.33810846
JOIN US
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)14:13 No.33810847
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)14:13 No.33810847
>>33810829
hahaha
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)14:13 No.33810848
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)14:13 No.33810848
FINALLY!
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)14:13 No.33810849
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)14:13 No.33810849
>>33810791
no it wasn't I use it to set alarms every day.

>set alarm for 7
alarm is set for 5 hours and 21 minutes from now
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)14:13 No.33810850
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)14:13 No.33810850
sooo... no android 4.3 today?
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)14:13 No.33810852
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)14:13 No.33810852
All those try hards wearing their google glass
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)14:13 No.33810854
GOOGLE NOW IS ALREADY UPDATING ON MY PHONE
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)14:13 No.33810856
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)14:13 No.33810856
>google, show me pictures of bailey jay
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)14:13 No.33810857
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)14:13 No.33810857
ahmed's back

I'm off
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)14:14 No.33810861
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)14:14 No.33810861
>>33810806
she's in a conference room packed with press and nerds. some of their demos have already gone awry because of the environment.
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)14:14 No.33810862
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)14:14 No.33810862
>>33810833
No you are not.
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)14:14 No.33810864
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)14:14 No.33810864
FUCK YOUR ANECDOTES, shut up and give us some android updates
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)14:14 No.33810866
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)14:14 No.33810866
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>sweatingman.jpg
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)14:14 No.33810868
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)14:14 No.33810868
>>33810829
people guys applying for jobs at google. they know everything. no point lying.
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)14:14 No.33810872
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)14:14 No.33810872
>>33810854
the Play Music app is live too
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)14:14 No.33810877
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)14:14 No.33810877
This is a very diverse group of people.
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)14:14 No.33810878
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)14:14 No.33810878
>>33810840
1984
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)14:14 No.33810879
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)14:14 No.33810879
So when are we gonna get some straight white men as presenters?
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)14:14 No.33810880
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)14:14 No.33810880
>>33810850
Probably will be, they usually don't announce a flagship without an update.
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)14:14 No.33810881
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)14:14 No.33810881
>>33810854
WHAT MINE ISN"T
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)14:14 No.33810883
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)14:14 No.33810883
>>33810833
It does when you do what she did. No one would do it in public, on a tram, etc... It's for more private things.

If you just hold your phone normally without pulling it to your face like she did, it wouldn't look weird.
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)14:14 No.33810884
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)14:14 No.33810884
google search android update is live
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)14:14 No.33810886
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)14:14 No.33810886
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>>33810829
>"i hope you're seeing how its all comming together now"
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)14:15 No.33810889
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)14:15 No.33810889
>>33810852
noticed this

fucking eh
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)14:14 No.33810890
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)14:14 No.33810890
>>33810879
this
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)14:14 No.33810891
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)14:14 No.33810891
KILL ALL GOOGLE SUBHUMAN SCUM
KILL ALL GOOGLE SUBHUMAN SCUM
KILL ALL GOOGLE SUBHUMAN SCUM
KILL ALL GOOGLE SUBHUMAN SCUM
KILL ALL GOOGLE SUBHUMAN SCUM
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)14:15 No.33810893
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)14:15 No.33810893
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>I hope you're starting to see how it's aaaall coming together.
Oh yes. Yes we are.
>>
LAwLz !LAwLzaWU1A
05/15/13(Wed)14:15 No.33810895
LAwLz !LAwLzaWU1A 05/15/13(Wed)14:15 No.33810895
>>33810822
Hopefully yes. With a bit of luck, you might be able to just unlock the bootloader, and then install the stock AOSP ROM you downloaded straight from Google on it, and updates will work and everything.

Worst case scenario, third party ROMs will work flawlessly.
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)14:15 No.33810897
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)14:15 No.33810897
http://puu.sh/2U5mx.gif


This just looked so fucking stupid.
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)14:15 No.33810899
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)14:15 No.33810899
>>33810840
>Google what is he thinking at this moment?
>HE APPEARS TO KNOW THAT HE IS BEING FOLLOWED
>Google alter his concious mind in order to subdue him
>UNDERSTOOD, HE IS BEING MANIPULATED IMMEDIATELY
>Google
>Yes?
>ACTIVATE IT
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)14:15 No.33810903
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)14:15 No.33810903
>>33810844
>>33810842
>>33810857

Douche turds that don't appreciate the awesome speaking styles of Indians
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)14:15 No.33810904
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)14:15 No.33810904
>those sweat stains
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)14:15 No.33810906
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)14:15 No.33810906
>>33810879
Get out of here you disgusting CIS piece of shit.
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)14:15 No.33810907
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)14:15 No.33810907
>WE ARE THE GOOGLE. YOU WILL BE ASSIMILATED.
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)14:15 No.33810908
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)14:15 No.33810908
>>33810854
OH GOD
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)14:15 No.33810910
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)14:15 No.33810910
>>33810883
>If you just hold your phone normally without pulling it to your face like she did
they do this, though

I've seen so many old people do this
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)14:15 No.33810911
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)14:15 No.33810911
>An error occurred
>An error occurred
>An error occurred

Well this is annoying.
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)14:15 No.33810912
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)14:15 No.33810912
hahhaha shitskins in rural india have other things to worry about than smartphones
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)14:15 No.33810913
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)14:15 No.33810913
NOW YOU CAN FINALLY BRING A MEANING TO YOUR EMPTY AND WORTHLESS LIVES

FIGHT THE POWER
OPPOSE GOOGLE
DO ANYTHING YOU CAN TO STOP THEM
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)14:15 No.33810915
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)14:15 No.33810915
BEAUTIFUL JOURNEY CALLED LIFE
PRESENTED BY GOOGLE
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)14:15 No.33810916
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)14:15 No.33810916
>>33810849
Which version of android do you have?
>>33810838
I'm not saying google rolled out google now because of siri, they had been working on this before that obviously.
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)14:15 No.33810918
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)14:15 No.33810918
>rural indian mother affording even a cheap smartphone
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)14:15 No.33810921
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)14:15 No.33810921
>>assist you from all screens throughout the day.

GOOGLE IS SKYNET.
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)14:16 No.33810924
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)14:16 No.33810924
Come on, out with the hardware.
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)14:16 No.33810925
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)14:16 No.33810925
>>33810910
The point is, if you don't, it doesn't look weird.
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)14:16 No.33810926
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)14:16 No.33810926
>>33810903
Indians are dirty talking scum.
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)14:16 No.33810927
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)14:16 No.33810927
>>33810916
4.1.1
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)14:16 No.33810928
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)14:16 No.33810928
>>33810897
you do realize that this is an image board, do you?
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)14:16 No.33810930
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)14:16 No.33810930
WHITE POWER
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)14:16 No.33810931
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)14:16 No.33810931
>Google Maps time
Fuck yea
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)14:16 No.33810932
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)14:16 No.33810932
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>>33810886

Can't a man just enjoy his U-15 videos in peace?
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)14:16 No.33810933
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)14:16 No.33810933
>>33810903
>awesome speaking styles of Indians
Ow come on they were trolling and so are you.
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)14:16 No.33810936
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)14:16 No.33810936
>>33810897
>linking to a imagehost
>on a imageboard

>>>/reddit/
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)14:16 No.33810937
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)14:16 No.33810937
>>33810899
>OK Google, use "that"
>it actually knows what "that" is and uses it
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)14:16 No.33810938
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)14:16 No.33810938
>>33810924

not today apparently
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)14:16 No.33810939
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)14:16 No.33810939
Google googles, play music and Google now are ready to update, check your play store
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)14:16 No.33810940
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)14:16 No.33810940
Google MAHPS
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)14:16 No.33810941
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)14:16 No.33810941
LAGS LIKE SHIT EVEN IN 240p WHAT ZE FUUUCK
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)14:16 No.33810943
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)14:16 No.33810943
>>33810854
HOLY FUCK. IT UPDATE AND SHOWED RECENT SEARCHES OF CHINESE CARTOONS.
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)14:16 No.33810947
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)14:16 No.33810947
>>33810928
Over the image limit d00d.
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)14:16 No.33810948
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)14:16 No.33810948
WHERE THE FUCK IS MY ANDROID 4.3
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)14:16 No.33810949
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)14:16 No.33810949
wanting everyone to know my journey of life 24/7
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)14:16 No.33810951
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)14:16 No.33810951
>>33810739
lel
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)14:16 No.33810952
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)14:16 No.33810952
>>33810897
do you even IMAGEboard, motherfucker?
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)14:17 No.33810953
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)14:17 No.33810953
>>33810854
IT REALLY IS UP, UPDATE IT NOW
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)14:17 No.33810954
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)14:17 No.33810954
>>33810928
>3.3MB

4chans max filesize sucks
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)14:17 No.33810957
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)14:17 No.33810957
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This is fucked...
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)14:17 No.33810958
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)14:17 No.33810958
finally a white guy
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)14:17 No.33810959
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)14:17 No.33810959
>that screen
fucking amazing
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)14:17 No.33810961
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)14:17 No.33810961
>>33810854
mine too
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)14:17 No.33810964
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)14:17 No.33810964
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OKAY GUYS, PREDICTIONS FOR BOTNET MAPS

GO
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)14:17 No.33810966
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)14:17 No.33810966
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Slim Gaben is here to show us half life 3!
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)14:17 No.33810967
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)14:17 No.33810967
>>33810854
DESTROY IT QUICKLY BEFORE IT KILLS YOU.
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)14:17 No.33810968
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)14:17 No.33810968
UK UK UK!
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)14:17 No.33810970
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)14:17 No.33810970
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>>33810866
>.jpg
>posts .png
>mfw
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)14:17 No.33810971
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)14:17 No.33810971
Oh shit oh shit oh shit.

Guys, LOOK AT YOUR FUCKING ANDROID PHONES. Mine just installed "Google Play services" automatically. I've never seen it install ANYTHING automatically.

You can't avoid the Botnet. It's already in your house. And it knows everything.
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)14:17 No.33810972
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)14:17 No.33810972
>>33810957
IT BEGINS
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)14:17 No.33810974
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)14:17 No.33810974
>>33810879
>>33810890

Did you forget Google play already? Or were those guys transsexuals or gays?
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)14:17 No.33810975
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)14:17 No.33810975
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Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)14:17 No.33810976
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)14:17 No.33810976
>>33810947
It's a sticky though, doesn't that override the limit?
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)14:17 No.33810977
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)14:17 No.33810977
>>33810939
>Google googles
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)14:17 No.33810978
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)14:17 No.33810978
>>33810957
They know EVERYTHING
Aha
Ahahaha
HAHAHAHAH
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)14:17 No.33810979
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)14:17 No.33810979
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>install the new Google Play Music
>this happens

lel
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)14:17 No.33810980
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)14:17 No.33810980
>>33810924
Google S4 already came out.
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)14:17 No.33810981
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)14:17 No.33810981
>>33810964
DATA
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)14:17 No.33810983
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)14:17 No.33810983
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>North Korea
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)14:17 No.33810984
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)14:17 No.33810984
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>Imagine Google buying Boston Dynamics
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)14:18 No.33810985
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)14:18 No.33810985
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Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)14:18 No.33810988
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)14:18 No.33810988
>>33810966
That's what I thought as well.
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)14:18 No.33810990
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)14:18 No.33810990
>browising /pol/
>Google how many anti-semitic posts are currently active
>FIVE HUNDRED ME LORD
>respond to them using the given script
>UNDERSTOOD
>Google
>?
>SHUT IT DOWN
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)14:18 No.33810991
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)14:18 No.33810991
>>33810957
I, for one, welcome our new botnet overlords.
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)14:18 No.33810992
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)14:18 No.33810992
>c-c-c-contribute
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)14:18 No.33810998
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)14:18 No.33810998
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Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)14:18 No.33810999
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)14:18 No.33810999
>>33810927
I think that has google now. i was talking about older versions like gingerbread/froyo.
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)14:18 No.33811003
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)14:18 No.33811003
>>33810971
It knew you wanted to complain on /g/ about it installing automatically.
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)14:18 No.33811004
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)14:18 No.33811004
BEST KOREA
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)14:18 No.33811005
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)14:18 No.33811005
>>33810964
GPS LOCATIONS OF YOUR FRIENDS ON THE GO
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)14:18 No.33811006
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)14:18 No.33811006
NORTH KOREA
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)14:18 No.33811007
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)14:18 No.33811007
>green countries
>master race
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)14:18 No.33811008
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)14:18 No.33811008
>>33810933
They are so fun to listen to if their English is good enough. I prefer well spoken Indian teachers to English teachers any day and I'm not even a bibbity.
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)14:18 No.33811009
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)14:18 No.33811009
>google has taken best korea
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)14:18 No.33811010
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)14:18 No.33811010
NORTH KOREA IS BEST KOREA
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)14:18 No.33811011
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)14:18 No.33811011
>>33810964
>We know where you are, where you were, and where you will go to.
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)14:18 No.33811012
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)14:18 No.33811012
>>33810984
>You could've stopped it
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)14:18 No.33811014
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)14:18 No.33811014
>the botnet reaches everywhere
>including North Korea
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)14:18 No.33811017
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)14:18 No.33811017
Not even North Korea is free of the botnet.
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)14:18 No.33811018
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)14:18 No.33811018
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2spooky4me
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)14:18 No.33811019
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)14:18 No.33811019
just went for a shower

did I miss anything?
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)14:19 No.33811021
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)14:19 No.33811021
>>33806077 (OP)
Sounds like they found new ways to steal data from people using "buzz" words to cover up. Of well.. One day we will all be working for Google and their ever growing military network.
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)14:19 No.33811023
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)14:19 No.33811023
>>33810998
>le botnet.png
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)14:19 No.33811024
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)14:19 No.33811024
>more street view
Hello dystopia
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)14:19 No.33811026
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)14:19 No.33811026
>BEST KOREA MAP
FUCK
IT'S TIME TO SAVE THAT HOTEL GIRL /g/
WE CAN DO IT WITH GOOGLE'S HELP
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)14:19 No.33811027
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)14:19 No.33811027
>>33810983
>Best Korea
There goes our last resort.
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)14:19 No.33811028
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)14:19 No.33811028
>>33810985
Botnet police, arrest this data
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)14:19 No.33811029
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)14:19 No.33811029
>>33810802
>being this paranoid
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)14:19 No.33811031
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)14:19 No.33811031
>>33810998
>those horrible fonts
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)14:19 No.33811032
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)14:19 No.33811032
>>33811018

I'm sorry, Dave.
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)14:19 No.33811033
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)14:19 No.33811033
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>>33810877
yes goy, applause the racial diversion
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)14:19 No.33811038
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)14:19 No.33811038
THEY MAPPED UNDER THE FUCKING OCEAN
NOWHERE IS SAFE
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)14:19 No.33811040
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)14:19 No.33811040
Why the fuck do they keep talking about India?

Who gives a fucking shit. Land of the rapist faggots.

Talk about something else, other then India and how they can use google

>Be India
>Raep Raep Raep
>Google
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)14:19 No.33811046
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)14:19 No.33811046
>>33810983
>somalia has user-submitted data
>insted of traffic updates and speed traps it has islamic militant updates and piracy maps
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)14:20 No.33811047
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)14:20 No.33811047
>>33811026
She's dead, anon. Time to let it go.
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)14:20 No.33811048
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)14:20 No.33811048
>>33811018
Why haven't you embraced the multiculturalist botnet yet, /g/?
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)14:20 No.33811050
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)14:20 No.33811050
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>>33810975
>>33810975
>>33810975
>>33810975
>>33810975
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)14:20 No.33811051
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)14:20 No.33811051
>>33811019
You missed everything.
My phone arrived, but I'm so interested in this event that Its just sitting outside.
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)14:20 No.33811053
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)14:20 No.33811053
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>>33810937
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)14:20 No.33811055
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)14:20 No.33811055
>>33811019
Just more botnet
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)14:20 No.33811059
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)14:20 No.33811059
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>>33810975
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)14:20 No.33811063
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)14:20 No.33811063
>3D generated Earth
actually, this is awesome

games please
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)14:20 No.33811064
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)14:20 No.33811064
>>33811028
When I am King, you will be first on Google+
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)14:20 No.33811066
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)14:20 No.33811066
>>33811019
Dystopia begins.
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)14:20 No.33811067
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>Really need to take a long overdue dump, haven't gone for 3 days
>Can't leave chair because don't want to miss something good

Help me /g/
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)14:20 No.33811069
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)14:20 No.33811069
>>33811050
fffffff
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)14:20 No.33811071
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)14:20 No.33811071
>>33811008
ugh, I cant. It fluctuates from normal tone to high way too often. Constantly up and down. Makes me sick.
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)14:20 No.33811072
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)14:20 No.33811072
>>33811050
>incoming lawsuit from iKubrik
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)14:20 No.33811074
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)14:20 No.33811074
>>33811040
This. Out of those 1.2b people, 100mil have internet.
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)14:20 No.33811075
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)14:20 No.33811075
>>33811038
WE STILL HAVE UNDERGROUND ANON
WE CAN BUILD OUR OWN WORLD DOWN THERE
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)14:21 No.33811076
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)14:21 No.33811076
>>33811018
My dick was pulsating along with the icon.
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)14:21 No.33811081
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)14:21 No.33811081
>>33811032
>>33811050
>>33811059

HAL9000 mind
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)14:21 No.33811084
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)14:21 No.33811084
>>33811038
>2080
>the only free human have escaped into the far reaches of the solar system
>cowering in fear from the GOOG
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)14:21 No.33811087
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)14:21 No.33811087
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>>33810957
>>33810975
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)14:21 No.33811089
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)14:21 No.33811089
>>33811067
Use your Botnet Tablet or Botnet Phone on the toilet, silly.
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)14:21 No.33811090
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)14:21 No.33811090
>>33811007
Premapped for optimum invasion of autonomous kill vehicles.
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)14:21 No.33811091
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)14:21 No.33811091
>>33811047
She's alive.
But she's now broken.
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)14:21 No.33811094
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)14:21 No.33811094
>>33811067
>miss anything good
I have a feeling you'll be fine. In fact, would you mind livestreaming your 3 day overdue dump?
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)14:21 No.33811096
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)14:21 No.33811096
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>>33811067
>not having a shit bin
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)14:21 No.33811097
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)14:21 No.33811097
>>33811067
shit on a plate
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)14:21 No.33811098
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what do /g/?
>>
No Lie. Not Ever. !No.Lie9kdM
05/15/13(Wed)14:22 No.33811099
No Lie. Not Ever. !No.Lie9kdM 05/15/13(Wed)14:22 No.33811099
My feed cut out
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)14:22 No.33811101
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)14:22 No.33811101
>>33811059
That's what i was thinking of when i saw that image.
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Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)14:22 No.33811103
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)14:22 No.33811103
>>33811067
Laptop/phone, shit while watching.
Max volume, just listen.
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Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)14:22 No.33811105
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)14:22 No.33811105
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Corporations are now more powerful than governments
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Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)14:22 No.33811107
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)14:22 No.33811107
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>>33811067
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Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)14:22 No.33811108
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)14:22 No.33811108
>Google Maps SDK for iOS
apple gonna put the banhammer to it.
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Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)14:22 No.33811109
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)14:22 No.33811109
>>33811026
>>33811047
>>33811091
You guys takling about that hotel girl from the Vice doc?
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)14:22 No.33811111
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)14:22 No.33811111
Anyone know if the less battery life and better tracking Maps is up yet?
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)14:22 No.33811115
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)14:22 No.33811115
>>33811031

Enjoy your anti aliasing for font
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)14:22 No.33811117
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)14:22 No.33811117
>Stream just shit itself
pls no
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Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)14:22 No.33811118
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)14:22 No.33811118
>that guy that posts "HELLO /g/" comments

2edgy5me
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)14:22 No.33811120
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)14:22 No.33811120
>>33811098
Seek Google Hangouts
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)14:22 No.33811122
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)14:22 No.33811122
ca i just make new google accounts whenever my 30 day free trial expires? or will google know
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Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)14:22 No.33811125
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)14:22 No.33811125
>>33811115
I am. Very much so.
>>
No Lie. Not Ever. !No.Lie9kdM
05/15/13(Wed)14:23 No.33811126
No Lie. Not Ever. !No.Lie9kdM 05/15/13(Wed)14:23 No.33811126
>>33811117
it's back
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)14:22 No.33811127
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)14:22 No.33811127
>>33811098
Play Music crashes with an SQLite exception for me
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)14:22 No.33811128
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)14:22 No.33811128
>>33811098
Uninstall Angry Birds, faggot.
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)14:22 No.33811129
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)14:22 No.33811129
>>33811072
all records pertaining to iKubrik are missing.
Google search says it belongs to Google Inc.
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)14:22 No.33811130
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)14:22 No.33811130
>>33811098
still nothing yet
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)14:23 No.33811131
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)14:23 No.33811131
4.3 pls
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)14:23 No.33811132
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)14:23 No.33811132
>>33811098
Install Gentoo Touch.
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)14:23 No.33811133
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)14:23 No.33811133
OI 7 BONGS OI
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)14:23 No.33811134
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)14:23 No.33811134
>>33811098
Stop it.
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)14:23 No.33811137
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)14:23 No.33811137
>>33811098
The updated google now scares me, and play music crashed after the update
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)14:23 No.33811138
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)14:23 No.33811138
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>>33811105
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Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)14:23 No.33811140
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)14:23 No.33811140
How do I open a plaintext URL with the Youtube app on Android?
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)14:23 No.33811141
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)14:23 No.33811141
>Accurate
lel
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)14:23 No.33811142
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)14:23 No.33811142
SHOTS FIRED
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Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)14:23 No.33811144
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)14:23 No.33811144
>>33811105
I wouldn't cal this a time of great innovation however.
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)14:23 No.33811145
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)14:23 No.33811145
LE NEXT VERSION OF GOOGLE MAPS
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)14:23 No.33811146
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)14:23 No.33811146
#sickburn
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)14:23 No.33811147
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)14:23 No.33811147
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>>33811089
>>33811103
How do I access stream, is there an app or do I manually search it on youtube app or something
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)14:23 No.33811148
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)14:23 No.33811148
lel
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)14:23 No.33811149
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)14:23 No.33811149
>THAT FUCKING WALK
SOO THEEZ DEESEMBURR
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)14:23 No.33811151
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)14:23 No.33811151
>Let's not forget... accurate
10/10
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)14:23 No.33811153
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)14:23 No.33811153
>tease android
>talk about iphone
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)14:23 No.33811155
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)14:23 No.33811155
>>33811109
Yes, when it hit 4chan everyone went crazy for her and everyone was planning to get into NK and save her.
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)14:23 No.33811157
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)14:23 No.33811157
I don't give a fuck about the next generation of google maps, I want the next generation of Nexus 7.

Give me a new Nexus 7 you hoodie wearing fuck
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)14:23 No.33811159
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)14:23 No.33811159
>>33811122
google will know. google always knows.
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)14:23 No.33811161
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)14:23 No.33811161
>>33806077 (OP)
OH THEY JUST SLAMMED APPLE

Google maps is BLAH blahs blash and MOST of all.... ACCURATE!
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)14:24 No.33811162
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)14:24 No.33811162
NEW MAPS APP
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)14:24 No.33811165
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)14:24 No.33811165
Dat frenchie
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)14:24 No.33811166
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)14:24 No.33811166
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>>33811064
>mfw
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Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)14:24 No.33811167
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)14:24 No.33811167
>>33811111
ANYONE?
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)14:24 No.33811168
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who /a/ here?
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)14:24 No.33811169
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)14:24 No.33811169
>>33811147
dunno, why don't you

Google it
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)14:24 No.33811171
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)14:24 No.33811171
>>33811105
And most people doesn't even see a problem with this.
>why does it matter if a American corporation knows everything(! about me
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)14:24 No.33811172
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)14:24 No.33811172
>>33811147
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XclVwJP5GdM
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)14:24 No.33811173
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)14:24 No.33811173
no love for windows phone
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)14:24 No.33811174
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)14:24 No.33811174
>accurate
SICK FUCKING BURN
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)14:24 No.33811179
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)14:24 No.33811179
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>>33811105
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Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)14:24 No.33811182
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)14:24 No.33811182
Gonna need some ointment for that burn Apple
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)14:24 No.33811184
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)14:24 No.33811184
>>33811147
just use flash
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)14:24 No.33811187
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)14:24 No.33811187
IT'S SO BEAUTIFUL

I WANT IT NOW
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)14:24 No.33811189
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)14:24 No.33811189
>>33811168
no one. leave
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)14:25 No.33811196
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)14:25 No.33811196
Why does this white guy sounds like a chinaman?
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)14:25 No.33811197
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)14:25 No.33811197
>>33811067

Don't forget to send to content analysis of your stool to Google!
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)14:25 No.33811198
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)14:25 No.33811198
>a google user
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)14:25 No.33811199
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)14:25 No.33811199
>>33811168

/a/non here
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)14:25 No.33811200
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)14:25 No.33811200
>Let's search for Burmese food
>Burmese sf
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)14:25 No.33811201
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)14:25 No.33811201
>>33811155
>tfw no qt3.14 oppressed North Korean gf
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)14:25 No.33811203
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)14:25 No.33811203
>A Google User
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)14:25 No.33811204
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)14:25 No.33811204
>trusting someone named Salahuddin
NO NO NONONONONO NO NO NO NO NOO
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)14:25 No.33811205
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)14:25 No.33811205
>>33811189
SUCK MY CAWK xDDDD
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)14:25 No.33811206
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)14:25 No.33811206
>>33811161
Accurate enough for Syrian rebels to use as a map for targeting artillery.
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)14:25 No.33811207
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)14:25 No.33811207
>lag
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)14:25 No.33811209
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)14:25 No.33811209
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So nothing new for Android?

Not even a slight update?
>>
Zixaphir
05/15/13(Wed)14:25 No.33811210
Zixaphir 05/15/13(Wed)14:25 No.33811210
>>33811168
fake /a/, I guess.
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)14:25 No.33811211
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)14:25 No.33811211
Group video at no charge shots fired @ microsoft
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)14:25 No.33811212
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)14:25 No.33811212
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>>33811168
hi
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)14:25 No.33811218
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)14:25 No.33811218
>how often have you searched for pizza?
Not as much as /b/
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)14:25 No.33811219
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)14:25 No.33811219
>>33811096
Oh god why
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)14:25 No.33811221
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)14:25 No.33811221
File deleted.
>>33811168
reporting in
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)14:25 No.33811223
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)14:25 No.33811223
>lets not forget accurate
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)14:25 No.33811225
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)14:25 No.33811225
>>33811168
/g/ and /a/ overlap a lot.
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)14:25 No.33811226
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)14:25 No.33811226
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how does it know about metro last light ;_;
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)14:25 No.33811227
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)14:25 No.33811227
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>>33811168
Reporting in.
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)14:25 No.33811229
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)14:25 No.33811229
>>33811168
EVAQ a shit
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)14:25 No.33811230
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)14:25 No.33811230
>tfw Virgin Media is throttling Jewtube and is lying about it
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)14:25 No.33811231
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)14:25 No.33811231
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>>33811168
ask Google. It knows.
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)14:26 No.33811232
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)14:26 No.33811232
zaggot badge
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)14:26 No.33811233
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)14:26 No.33811233
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>>33811168
/a/ here
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)14:26 No.33811236
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)14:26 No.33811236
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>>33811168
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Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)14:26 No.33811240
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)14:26 No.33811240
>>33811207
Seriously why don't Google just spend the next fucking year making Android not lag, it would be worth it
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)14:26 No.33811243
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)14:26 No.33811243
>>33811226
Are you kidding?
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)14:26 No.33811244
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)14:26 No.33811244
>nexus 4

oh, guess I'm buying an S4 after all
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)14:26 No.33811245
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)14:26 No.33811245
ZAGAT
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)14:26 No.33811246
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)14:26 No.33811246
>>33811209
Maybe 4.3, but unlikely. It's weird, Google never unveils new flagships without updates.
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)14:26 No.33811247
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)14:26 No.33811247
>tfw have deactivated Google Now because it harvests too much data
I wouldn't really have any use for it either. I don't go anywhere.
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)14:26 No.33811248
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)14:26 No.33811248
>>33811226
>AAPL tanking
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)14:26 No.33811249
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)14:26 No.33811249
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Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)14:26 No.33811252
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)14:26 No.33811252
They are taking their sweet time. Most of this stuff shouldn't be in the keynote.
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)14:26 No.33811254
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)14:26 No.33811254
>>33811233
what is this?
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)14:27 No.33811255
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)14:27 No.33811255
>Google Offers integrated into Maps
ITS HERE
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)14:27 No.33811256
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)14:27 No.33811256
>>33811240
>Seriously why don't Google just spend the next fucking year making Android not lag, it would be worth it
>implying that's even an option
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)14:27 No.33811257
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)14:27 No.33811257
BOTNET IO LIVE
TOP LEL
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)14:27 No.33811258
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)14:27 No.33811258
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>>33811168
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)14:27 No.33811259
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)14:27 No.33811259
>>33811226
>AAPL
top lel
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)14:27 No.33811260
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)14:27 No.33811260
>>33811244
>paying twice as much for a nexus experience
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)14:27 No.33811261
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)14:27 No.33811261
>>33811021
I doubt they'd want someone as tardy as you.
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)14:27 No.33811264
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)14:27 No.33811264
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>>33811206
>Accurate enough for Syrian rebels to use as a map for targeting artillery.

/k/-related image for you.
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)14:27 No.33811265
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)14:27 No.33811265
02:30 and no new Nexus 10 in sight.
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)14:27 No.33811266
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)14:27 No.33811266
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>>33811168
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)14:27 No.33811268
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)14:27 No.33811268
>>33811233
Is this from the season?
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)14:27 No.33811269
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)14:27 No.33811269
>>33811247
ONLY FAGGOTS STOP USING GOOGLE NOW
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)14:27 No.33811270
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)14:27 No.33811270
AW SHIT SLAM ON MACFAGS
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)14:27 No.33811271
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)14:27 No.33811271
>>33811254
boku no pico
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)14:27 No.33811274
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)14:27 No.33811274
Oh boy MORE ADS and corporate whoring in my apps.
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)14:27 No.33811275
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)14:27 No.33811275
>>33811252
why not? it's stuff for delevopers, in the keynote of a dev-conference.
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)14:27 No.33811276
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)14:27 No.33811276
>>33811243
I never searched for metro once, how does it know I want it?
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)14:27 No.33811277
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)14:27 No.33811277
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>>33811221
look at that slut
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)14:27 No.33811278
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)14:27 No.33811278
>>33811252
>We don't have time to show you everything.
>Let's talk about Google Maps for a good long while.
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)14:27 No.33811279
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)14:27 No.33811279
>>33811255
IT'S HAPPENING
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)14:28 No.33811282
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How did he tilt the camera?
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)14:28 No.33811284
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)14:28 No.33811284
Will google glass be announced soon?
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)14:28 No.33811285
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)14:28 No.33811285
>"50 billion kilometers of turn by turn directions."
FIFTY BILLION KILOS OF PURE BOTNET
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)14:28 No.33811287
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Who /v/ here?
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)14:28 No.33811288
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)14:28 No.33811288
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>All this OTD
Stop
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)14:28 No.33811289
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)14:28 No.33811289
>>33811266
WHY DOES AKU NO HANA SUCK
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)14:28 No.33811291
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)14:28 No.33811291
>>33811240
Waiting on 16 core phones.
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)14:28 No.33811292
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)14:28 No.33811292
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So, it's safe to to get Nexus4 at this point, right?

I don't feel like paying $650 for the new S4, and it's not like they have anything nexus phone-related stuff for the remainder of the event anyway.
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)14:28 No.33811293
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)14:28 No.33811293
>>33811268
Yes.
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)14:28 No.33811295
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)14:28 No.33811295
>all dis lewdness ITT
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)14:28 No.33811296
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)14:28 No.33811296
>>33811268
nope
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)14:28 No.33811297
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)14:28 No.33811297
Google Now disabled, am I botnet free already?
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)14:28 No.33811300
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)14:28 No.33811300
>>33811276

you probably went on /v/ or some other vidya searches
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)14:28 No.33811303
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)14:28 No.33811303
>>33811287
sup
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)14:28 No.33811304
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)14:28 No.33811304
>>33811282
Two finger scroll.
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)14:28 No.33811308
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)14:28 No.33811308
>>33811282
two finger swype
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)14:29 No.33811310
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)14:29 No.33811310
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who /v/ here?
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Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)14:29 No.33811312
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)14:29 No.33811312
>transit stops

Finally my turn off angry birds, you're bus is coming app will work!
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)14:29 No.33811313
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)14:29 No.33811313
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>>33811168
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Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)14:29 No.33811314
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)14:29 No.33811314
>>33811282
IS THIS THE NEW VERSION?
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)14:29 No.33811315
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)14:29 No.33811315
>>33811287
mah nigga
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)14:29 No.33811316
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)14:29 No.33811316
>>33811282
You have 2 tints of blue in the status bar. Please fix it.
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)14:29 No.33811317
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)14:29 No.33811317
>>33811300
nope, I texted about it yesterday though
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)14:29 No.33811320
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)14:29 No.33811320
>>33811297
You will never be free of the botnet

It owns your flesh
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)14:29 No.33811321
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)14:29 No.33811321
>>33811282
Two-finger swipe.
>>
Guy Incognito !!Czae4KQs0ob
05/15/13(Wed)14:29 No.33811323
Guy Incognito !!Czae4KQs0ob 05/15/13(Wed)14:29 No.33811323
>>33811297
>implying you can escape it
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)14:29 No.33811324
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)14:29 No.33811324
>alert you to the upcoming car crashes caused by people looking at their phones instead of the road
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)14:29 No.33811326
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)14:29 No.33811326
>>33811287
xDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)14:29 No.33811327
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)14:29 No.33811327
>>33811292
>safe
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)14:29 No.33811329
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)14:29 No.33811329
>>33811282
two fingers swipe up or down IIRC
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)14:29 No.33811332
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)14:29 No.33811332
>>33811297
no, you're still using android. and the web, in general.
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)14:29 No.33811337
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)14:29 No.33811337
>>33811292
Yeah it seems safe.
But its really outdated now, and seems like their new flagship is the S4.
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)14:29 No.33811338
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)14:29 No.33811338
>>33811310
I /d2g/
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)14:29 No.33811340
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)14:29 No.33811340
>>33811326
shut up
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)14:29 No.33811347
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)14:29 No.33811347
>>33811324
what is waze?
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)14:29 No.33811349
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)14:29 No.33811349
>using an ipad
why is he even working there?
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)14:30 No.33811350
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)14:30 No.33811350
>see into the buildings
We're doomed
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)14:30 No.33811351
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)14:30 No.33811351
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>smudges

2/10 would not touch
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Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)14:30 No.33811353
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)14:30 No.33811353
IPAD.
Really Google?
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)14:30 No.33811354
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)14:30 No.33811354
>>33811317
IT READS YOUR TEXTS
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)14:30 No.33811358
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)14:30 No.33811358
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>tfw my countries shitty data plans can't even keep up with basic ads let alone all this extra bullshit
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)14:30 No.33811359
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)14:30 No.33811359
This is a pretty long keynote.
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)14:30 No.33811360
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)14:30 No.33811360
>>33811287
This shit is even worse than the E3.
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)14:30 No.33811363
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)14:30 No.33811363
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>>33811287
/v/ is cancer and yeah I'm a tumor.
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)14:30 No.33811364
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)14:30 No.33811364
Why the fuck is EVERY example they have about vacations? Is it because all this shit is completely useless in your every day life?
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)14:30 No.33811369
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)14:30 No.33811369
>iPad

Google knows they make a nexus 10, right?
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)14:30 No.33811371
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)14:30 No.33811371
>>33811349
they wanted something lag-free for once
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)14:30 No.33811372
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)14:30 No.33811372
>>33811349
HAHAHAHHAHA holy fuck.
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)14:30 No.33811373
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)14:30 No.33811373
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>>33811287
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Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)14:31 No.33811377
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)14:31 No.33811377
>>33811098
>Angry Birds
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)14:31 No.33811379
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)14:31 No.33811379
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>>33811168
/a/ always here.
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Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)14:31 No.33811380
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)14:31 No.33811380
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Two fingers it is.

ITS SHREE DEEE!!!
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)14:31 No.33811382
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)14:31 No.33811382
>>33811364
because they're all so fucking filthy rich from harvesting your data
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)14:31 No.33811384
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)14:31 No.33811384
>>33811314
>>33811314
>>33811314
>>33811314
PLEASE ANSWER>


THEY SAID MAPS WOULD USE LESS BATTERY , I USE IT EVERYDAY AND WANT LESS BATTER YUSAGE
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)14:31 No.33811386
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)14:31 No.33811386
>WE'RE GOING TO COLLECT MAPS DATA
>USING YOU
>YES YOU!
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)14:31 No.33811390
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)14:31 No.33811390
>>33811351
>Google not trusting its own tablets enough for demo-purposes
jesus fuck.
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)14:31 No.33811391
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)14:31 No.33811391
>exploration

what is it, a video game?
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)14:31 No.33811396
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)14:31 No.33811396
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>a lot of you are riding public transport
>i know that
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)14:31 No.33811401
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)14:31 No.33811401
>>33811364
Yes
>That feel when google now shows you the metro/bus schedule when you're lost in the middle of berlin
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)14:31 No.33811403
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)14:31 No.33811403
>>33811379
>HTC Desire
10/10 would fuck
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)14:32 No.33811407
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)14:32 No.33811407
enough already, fuck google maps
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)14:32 No.33811409
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)14:32 No.33811409
>>33811391
>2013
>not knowing life is a video game
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)14:32 No.33811411
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)14:32 No.33811411
>>33811380
this feature's been around for ages. why are you posting it here?
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)14:32 No.33811413
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)14:32 No.33811413
A MAP JUST FOR YOU
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)14:32 No.33811419
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)14:32 No.33811419
>>33811364
Because summer is imminent.
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)14:32 No.33811420
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)14:32 No.33811420
First time you used Google Maps, it was worse than Map Quest...
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)14:32 No.33811422
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)14:32 No.33811422
is that a gay frenchmen?
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)14:32 No.33811425
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)14:32 No.33811425
billions and billions
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)14:32 No.33811426
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)14:32 No.33811426
we zaw zer waz sree zings mizzing
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)14:32 No.33811428
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)14:32 No.33811428
>>33811351
The point is to show it's multiplatform you fucking retard
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)14:32 No.33811430
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)14:32 No.33811430
WHY'S HE USING AN IPAD?
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)14:33 No.33811432
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)14:33 No.33811432
>>33811390

Would you?
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)14:33 No.33811434
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)14:33 No.33811434
>Social maps
>Map becomes more inaccurate for you!

Fuck it, I'm out.
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)14:33 No.33811435
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)14:33 No.33811435
Holy shit. Just fucking holy shit.
So I signed up for the music service and bought swiftkey (unrelated on that last one, but it was on sale).
SAMSUNG AND GOOGLE MAKING ME REGRET BUYING MY HTC ONE ALL DAY.
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)14:33 No.33811440
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)14:33 No.33811440
This guy is never taling in public again.
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)14:33 No.33811442
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)14:33 No.33811442
who's a /b/ro here?
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)14:33 No.33811444
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)14:33 No.33811444
>>33811411
Never seen it.
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)14:33 No.33811446
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)14:33 No.33811446
>>33811422
>gay
>frenchman
redundant
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)14:33 No.33811447
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)14:33 No.33811447
>Giggle Maps
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)14:33 No.33811448
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)14:33 No.33811448
>even underwater

no place left to hide
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)14:33 No.33811451
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)14:33 No.33811451
WE COLORED GOOGLE MAPS GREEN
IT'S DIFFERENT NOW
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)14:33 No.33811453
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)14:33 No.33811453
>Highcut black shirt with blazer
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)14:33 No.33811454
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)14:33 No.33811454
>>33811411
It was introduced 2 years ago in december 16th. (It was on my 18th birthday)
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)14:33 No.33811455
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)14:33 No.33811455
>>33811430
see>>33811428
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)14:33 No.33811456
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)14:33 No.33811456
>>33811435
>HTC One
Why the fuck would you even do that
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)14:33 No.33811458
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)14:33 No.33811458
>>33811446

pleonastic, even.
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)14:34 No.33811460
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)14:34 No.33811460
>>33811435
why is that?
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)14:34 No.33811461
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)14:34 No.33811461
Looks nice
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)14:34 No.33811462
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)14:34 No.33811462
>Expecting the map to zoom in on my house
I need to get off /g/
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)14:34 No.33811463
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)14:34 No.33811463
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Who /a/ here?
>>
Nightblast !jO9wAiorb2
05/15/13(Wed)14:34 No.33811464
Nightblast !jO9wAiorb2 05/15/13(Wed)14:34 No.33811464
>over 2.5 hours in
>no new nexus 7
>no lte white 32GB nexus 4
>no android 4.3
>no google watch
>no google TV/Nexus Q
>no google smart watch
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)14:34 No.33811465
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)14:34 No.33811465
>vector graphics in a browser
HOLY FUCK 10/10
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)14:34 No.33811467
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)14:34 No.33811467
>Wouldn't it be awesome if--
NO. Please drop the botnet announcements. Just give us Android 4.3.
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)14:34 No.33811470
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)14:34 No.33811470
>i love exploring
>so i looked at a map of where people explored for me already
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)14:34 No.33811472
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)14:34 No.33811472
nice choker necklace bitch face
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)14:34 No.33811473
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)14:34 No.33811473
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I like that new maps
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)14:34 No.33811474
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)14:34 No.33811474
>>33811464
>Implying it isn't the best for last
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)14:34 No.33811477
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)14:34 No.33811477
>>33811464

I think it's up next after maps
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)14:34 No.33811480
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)14:34 No.33811480
>>33811464
there were free pixels.
but otherwise I'm disappointed...
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)14:35 No.33811481
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)14:35 No.33811481
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>>33811446
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)14:35 No.33811484
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)14:35 No.33811484
>>33811474
It better fucking is.
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)14:35 No.33811485
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)14:35 No.33811485
>>33811458
I did not know that fancy word, thanks
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)14:35 No.33811486
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)14:35 No.33811486
WE ZOOMIN IN RESTAURANTS NOW
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)14:35 No.33811487
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)14:35 No.33811487
>>33811460
I'm an AOSP fanboy, and the thought that the S4 is getting a 100% stable AOSP build directly from google makes me sad.
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)14:35 No.33811488
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)14:35 No.33811488
>Vector maps
about time.
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)14:35 No.33811489
>>33811456
Nexus support doesn't really change anything. The HTC One is still better than the GS4.

I own a GS3.
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)14:35 No.33811490
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)14:35 No.33811490
WE ZOOM INTO YOUR HOUSE
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)14:35 No.33811492
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)14:35 No.33811492
>>33811465

Both SVG and Canvas have been around for ages
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)14:35 No.33811494
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)14:35 No.33811494
>you don't even need to leave your house to go into a restaurant
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)14:35 No.33811495
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)14:35 No.33811495
>>33811464
>nexus q
oh u
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)14:35 No.33811496
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)14:35 No.33811496
Weeaboos pls
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)14:35 No.33811497
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)14:35 No.33811497
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i have a feeling nobody knows my favorite anime i this thread..
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)14:35 No.33811499
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)14:35 No.33811499
>>33811470

That's how the world works now.
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)14:35 No.33811500
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)14:35 No.33811500
>>33811463
No.
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)14:35 No.33811501
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)14:35 No.33811501
>>33811464

B-B-B-But Google Maps! And Developer Tools

Google maps Google mapsGoogle mapsGoogle mapsGoogle mapsGoogle mapsGoogle mapsGoogle mapsGoogle mapsGoogle mapsGoogle mapsGoogle mapsGoogle mapsGoogle mapsGoogle maps
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)14:35 No.33811503
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)14:35 No.33811503
>>33811474
>implying best means jack shit when this is whats on offer so far
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)14:35 No.33811504
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)14:35 No.33811504
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HOLY LOLIES
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)14:35 No.33811506
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)14:35 No.33811506
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"hey google, translate dog to russian"
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)14:35 No.33811508
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)14:35 No.33811508
>>33811464

Don't worry you'll get to experience the botnet devices you want so badly eventually, you faggot
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)14:36 No.33811512
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)14:36 No.33811512
>>33811463
I am.
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)14:36 No.33811515
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)14:36 No.33811515
Disappointing.
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)14:36 No.33811517
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)14:36 No.33811517
>>33811492
orly
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)14:36 No.33811518
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)14:36 No.33811518
>>33811489
>has gs3
>implies they have the answer to the GS4 vs One debate
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)14:36 No.33811519
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)14:36 No.33811519
>>33811435
Why I have an htc one I'm fine with it let everyone get what they want. Im fine with my HTC one i had a galaxy s3.
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)14:36 No.33811520
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)14:36 No.33811520
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>No need for cross-referencing.
>Do not question Google.
>Everything is fine.
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)14:36 No.33811521
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)14:36 No.33811521
>>33811464
>no new Nexus 7
Just wait.
>No LTE 32 GB Nexus 4
Get an S4.
>No Android 4.3
Disappointing, I know.
>No google watch
...why would you want that.
>No Google TV
It failed the first time.
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)14:36 No.33811525
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)14:36 No.33811525
/jp/ represent
wc 2hu wud u fuk???
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)14:36 No.33811526
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)14:36 No.33811526
>>33811489

>no shit skin
>fast updates
>microsd slot
>removable battery
>serviceable

B-but muh aluminum...
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)14:36 No.33811527
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)14:36 No.33811527
>>33811497
Fuck off Chihaya.
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)14:36 No.33811529
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)14:36 No.33811529
>>33811489
>no AOSP support
>no SD card slot
>no removable battery
>better
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)14:36 No.33811534
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)14:36 No.33811534
>>33811497
Google does.
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Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)14:37 No.33811540
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)14:37 No.33811540
>>33811506
co-cobaka
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Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)14:37 No.33811541
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)14:37 No.33811541
>>33811489
>GS3
Nexus support does change things.
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Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)14:37 No.33811542
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)14:37 No.33811542
>"Und now, Google Meps can look into your hause und find your hidden weapons, und report this information directly to the police"

THANKS GOOGLE (AKA OBAMA)
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Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)14:37 No.33811543
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)14:37 No.33811543
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Guy who needed the dump here.

Took my Nexus 7 into the toilet with me, opened the chrome tab with the youtube stream on it, didn't get any video but got audio.

The actual dump was a humongous solid log, my ass is bleeding a bit. Needed a bit of encouragement to get flushed.

Thanks for the advice, /g/.
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Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)14:37 No.33811545
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)14:37 No.33811545
>>33811487
AS long as you have a Qualcomm chip you will get support.
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Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)14:37 No.33811547
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)14:37 No.33811547
>>33811497
I do. Friday can't come soon enough
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Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)14:37 No.33811550
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)14:37 No.33811550
>>33811489
>I have a One but am going to post that I have a gs3 to make me more reputable on this matter
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Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)14:37 No.33811551
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)14:37 No.33811551
>Itsfuckingnothing
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Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)14:37 No.33811552
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)14:37 No.33811552
>>33811542
Loled
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LAwLz !LAwLzaWU1A
05/15/13(Wed)14:37 No.33811553
LAwLz !LAwLzaWU1A 05/15/13(Wed)14:37 No.33811553
>>33811489
>HTC One is still better than the GS4.
No, it's not. At least not objectively.
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Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)14:37 No.33811555
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)14:37 No.33811555
is he sweating?
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Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)14:37 No.33811560
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)14:37 No.33811560
the thing with the biggest pop was android studio, wasn't it?
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Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)14:38 No.33811565
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)14:38 No.33811565
>>33811553
>display
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sPnEs5g-Ec4&t=4m3s&hd=1 [Embed]
higher ppi
more color subpixels
>camera
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_58HMLvfNs8 [Embed]
>speakers
http://youtu.be/YW7lJ2-4rlY?t=2m38s [Embed]
>material
http://www.youtube.com/watch?list=PLVFAMfBtzHQFw_AToH9MpEOQst0GsYDoQ&v=WMBrKNKgGys&feature=player_detailpage#t=181s
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Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)14:38 No.33811566
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)14:38 No.33811566
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>>33811525
You mean neo-/jp/
Patchounyan by the way.
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Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)14:38 No.33811569
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)14:38 No.33811569
CONTEXT SENSITIVE MAPS
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Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)14:38 No.33811572
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)14:38 No.33811572
>>33811555
he programs map applications all day, hes not cut out to speak in front of 6k people
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Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)14:38 No.33811573
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)14:38 No.33811573
>Maps changing
WHAT THE FUCK IS THE POINT OF THAT
DO YOU WANT IT TO BE LESS USEFUL
STOP THAT SHIT
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)14:38 No.33811574
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)14:38 No.33811574
Lmao google sux.
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)14:38 No.33811575
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)14:38 No.33811575
>>33811526
>micro SD slot
k, not essential to experience
>removable battery
if the battery is good enough you don't need another one
>serviceable
it is if you're not a fucking retard

>>33811529
>no aosp support
root
>no sd card slot
k. you don't need more than 64gb at max for a phone
>better
yes
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)14:38 No.33811576
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)14:38 No.33811576
>>33811543
Better update than this, and I'm genuinely more interested. Thanks for getting to the point too!
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Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)14:38 No.33811580
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)14:38 No.33811580
>Hey google, what time does the movie start?
>Your movie is starting today at 4:30PM. Enjoy the movie.
>y-you too
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Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)14:38 No.33811581
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)14:38 No.33811581
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>>33811553
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Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)14:38 No.33811582
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)14:38 No.33811582
>>33811555


To much adderall and cocaine and benzos to counter act it
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Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)14:38 No.33811583
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)14:38 No.33811583
>audience has realized that presenter's careers depend on applause
>give in and applause at any inane pause

this is getting old
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Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)14:38 No.33811584
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)14:38 No.33811584
>>33811560
well that is the most helpeful for the developers I would say.

Will it be free? Might help me start getting into app development
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Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)14:38 No.33811586
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)14:38 No.33811586
>>33811553
>objectively
Stop using that fucking word, you shill.
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Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)14:39 No.33811587
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)14:39 No.33811587
>>33811574
xD
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Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)14:39 No.33811588
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)14:39 No.33811588
>>33811553
>objectively
depends on your use case and what you find more important. you can't say either is objectively better.
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Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)14:39 No.33811595
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)14:39 No.33811595
>San Francisco

The only place to explore there is Dianne Feinstein's house. Explore it into the ocean.
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)14:39 No.33811596
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)14:39 No.33811596
>>33811565
>no SD card slot
>no removable battery
>no stock support out of box without having to root
HTC One a shit
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)14:39 No.33811597
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)14:39 No.33811597
>>33811573
>Maps changing
>Not useful

>removes deadends and shitty routes
It makes everything about getting there easier.
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Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)14:39 No.33811599
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)14:39 No.33811599
>>33811553
jesus get off /g/ already you stupid shit
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)14:39 No.33811600
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)14:39 No.33811600
>>33811486

If I can't zoom in to see people's actual dishes this is a FAILURE
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)14:39 No.33811601
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)14:39 No.33811601
>>33811575
>if i don't do it, it's not relevant to anyone's experience
well done.
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)14:39 No.33811602
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)14:39 No.33811602
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>>33811287
we /v/ here
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Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)14:39 No.33811604
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)14:39 No.33811604
>>33811565
you really needed a separate video for each feature? double standards much?
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)14:39 No.33811608
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)14:39 No.33811608
>>33811463
see >>33811168
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)14:39 No.33811612
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)14:39 No.33811612
>>33811534
Gallows humor.
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)14:39 No.33811613
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)14:39 No.33811613
no one cares about maps.
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Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)14:40 No.33811615
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)14:40 No.33811615
>>33811497

I have a feeling no one gives a fuck
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)14:40 No.33811618
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)14:40 No.33811618
>>33811575
>it is if you're not a fucking retard

>1/10 score on ifixit
>they said its near impossible to take it apart without breaking something
>implying you'll fix it any time soon

top of the lel
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)14:40 No.33811620
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)14:40 No.33811620
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>>33811553
.
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Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)14:40 No.33811621
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)14:40 No.33811621
>>33811581
late at night, my eyes prefer the one on the right
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)14:40 No.33811622
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)14:40 No.33811622
>tfw not smart enough to work at google

Sad feels ;_;
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)14:40 No.33811623
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)14:40 No.33811623
Stupid amount of useless features in the latest maps, but it seems a lot better overall.
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Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)14:40 No.33811625
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)14:40 No.33811625
Shit, I hope they make this public transit stuff available in the Netherlands.
It looks fucking nice
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)14:40 No.33811627
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)14:40 No.33811627
Clicking and clicking
[Clapping and clapping]
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)14:40 No.33811629
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)14:40 No.33811629
ok, enough maps. this is boring
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)14:40 No.33811631
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)14:40 No.33811631
>>33811604
>only trusting once source
stay biased
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)14:40 No.33811632
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)14:40 No.33811632
>>33811575
>not essential to experience
Yes it is.
>if the battery is good enough you dont need a new one
So what if that "good" battery dies?
>it is if you're not a fucking retard
So you can mutilate the metal?

>root
having to root for a better experience, shiggy.
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)14:40 No.33811633
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)14:40 No.33811633
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who /vg/ here?
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Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)14:40 No.33811634
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)14:40 No.33811634
OH FUCK THAT SCHEDULE THING

ALL OF MY MONEY
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)14:40 No.33811635
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)14:40 No.33811635
>>33811596
>no SD card slot
>no removable battery
don't care, 32GB/26GB available is enough for me

>no stock support out of box without having to root
I like Sense 5 and it has great support from CM already, others will follow as Kondik and Koush have one.
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)14:40 No.33811637
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)14:40 No.33811637
>>33811621
get "Screenfilter" app
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)14:40 No.33811638
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)14:40 No.33811638
THIS IS SOOOOOOOO BOOOOOOORING
Where the fuck are my Google Glasses?
>>
LAwLz !LAwLzaWU1A
05/15/13(Wed)14:40 No.33811640
LAwLz !LAwLzaWU1A 05/15/13(Wed)14:40 No.33811640
>>33811565
Ahaha no.

I like how you have to get different sources and strange sources just to back up your subjective "facts" with.

Galaxy S 4:
More features (like multi window, can be used while wearing gloves and so on)
More accessories
Newer Android version (and higher chance of getting longer support)
Higher performance (CPU, GPU as well as storage performance)
Removable battery
microSD card slot
Smaller, thinner, lighter.
Longer battery life (under normal usage)
Faster charging
Better still images (in normal light)
Not fucked up with both hardware and software buttons. (Yes you get software buttons on the HTC One in some applications, but this is becoming less and less of an issue).
Supports HEVC.
25GB more Dropbox space (you get 25GB with the One, and 50GB with the Galaxy S 4).
Might be able to run vanilla Android straight from Google.

HTC One:
Feels more premium (aluminum vs plastic)
Front facing stereo speakers
Better video recoding (higher FOV and better image stabilization)
Better still images (in low light, like indoors)
Lowest capacity model is 32GB (compared to 16)
FM Radio

Screen is subjective since both has pros and cons.
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Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)14:41 No.33811643
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>>33811553
>>33811565
Come on, don't take that into this thread.
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)14:41 No.33811648
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)14:41 No.33811648
Fuck you guys, no 4.3, I'm off to watch the Europe League finals.
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)14:41 No.33811651
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)14:41 No.33811651
Google will be the new Pope.
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)14:41 No.33811654
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)14:41 No.33811654
what would be nice:
>We got a warrant to check you out because we got a tip from an anonymous source that you had something to do with this murder. We looked into it and found you were where the body was buried shortly after the time of death, so you're under arrest.

what will actually happen
>We looked into the navigation data from Google and found you, among three other people, were around the burial site close to the time of burial. We are detaining you as that is reason enough for suspicion.
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)14:41 No.33811655
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)14:41 No.33811655
Holy shit, 3d world scans.
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)14:41 No.33811656
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)14:41 No.33811656
I'm fairly certain that all of these features are already on gmaps, they just redid the UI.
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Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)14:41 No.33811659
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)14:41 No.33811659
we assassin's creed now
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)14:41 No.33811661
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)14:41 No.33811661
Dat 3D
Looks nice
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)14:41 No.33811662
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)14:41 No.33811662
whoa
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)14:41 No.33811663
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)14:41 No.33811663
IT'S OVER, PLUGINS ARE FINISHED
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)14:41 No.33811665
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)14:41 No.33811665
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wh-who /r9k/ here?
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Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)14:41 No.33811666
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)14:41 No.33811666
>>33811640
>only uses one source
lel
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)14:41 No.33811669
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)14:41 No.33811669
Why the fuck would I even go to Rome anymore with this
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)14:41 No.33811671
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)14:41 No.33811671
>not being able to read a timetable yourself

Since when is catching a fucking bus difficult?
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)14:42 No.33811672
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)14:42 No.33811672
That was already in maps, no?
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)14:42 No.33811673
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)14:42 No.33811673
There was no need to go this at length for google+ photos, google now and google maps.
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)14:42 No.33811676
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)14:42 No.33811676
>>33811648
>Europe League
You must be reaaaaaaaally bored.
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)14:42 No.33811677
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)14:42 No.33811677
JESUS CHRIST STOP CLAPPING
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)14:42 No.33811679
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)14:42 No.33811679
>>33811575

>Implying that having a spare battery isn't useful

Der it's 2013, and I have a 2100 MAH battery.

Why don't they increase the battery and storage capcity already?
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)14:42 No.33811680
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)14:42 No.33811680
>>33811633
Fuck of kshitter.
d2g WW@
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)14:42 No.33811682
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)14:42 No.33811682
>>33811640
nobody cares what you think
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)14:42 No.33811683
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)14:42 No.33811683
I like that basilica view.
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)14:42 No.33811685
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)14:42 No.33811685
AUTO GENERATED 3D PHOTO TOUR

HOLY FUCK
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)14:42 No.33811689
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)14:42 No.33811689
>>33811661
>>33811655
agreed, this is a somewhat good outcome of data mining
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)14:42 No.33811692
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)14:42 No.33811692
Who /z/ here?
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)14:42 No.33811694
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)14:42 No.33811694
>>33811648
>Europe League finals.

Is that the shitty match of some sport in Amsterdam?
The trainstation was so fucking crowded.
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)14:42 No.33811697
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)14:42 No.33811697
any1 from /z/ here?
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)14:43 No.33811700
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)14:43 No.33811700
who the fuck shouts in a tech keynote? applause was bad enough.
>>
LAwLz !LAwLzaWU1A
05/15/13(Wed)14:43 No.33811702
LAwLz !LAwLzaWU1A 05/15/13(Wed)14:43 No.33811702
>>33811581
That does not make it objectively better.
okay the screen is brighter. If the only thing you care about is screen brightness then yes, the HTC One is better. I doubt that you will ever find anyone who goes "the only think I want from my phone is a bright display, what's the best phone for me?".
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)14:43 No.33811703
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)14:43 No.33811703
FUCK I FORGOT ABOUT PHOTOSPHERE


GOOGLE IS FUCKING GENIUS
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)14:43 No.33811705
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)14:43 No.33811705
>>33811640
>objectively better
>post mostly subjecting things
top fucking lel
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)14:43 No.33811706
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)14:43 No.33811706
Someone should upload a picture of his dick and geotag it there.
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)14:43 No.33811708
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)14:43 No.33811708
Clapping IO 13
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)14:43 No.33811709
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)14:43 No.33811709
ALL DIS MAP SHIT IS BORING AS IT'S ONLY GOING TO BE AVAILABLE IN MY SHITTY COUNTRY IN 2035.
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)14:43 No.33811711
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)14:43 No.33811711
>Oculus rift 3D generated earth

Videos games can eat shit.
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)14:43 No.33811713
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)14:43 No.33811713
Nothing is safe. They can see everything. Hipsters with iPads make them stronger.
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)14:43 No.33811714
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)14:43 No.33811714
Holy shit, this is actually pretty impressive
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)14:43 No.33811717
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)14:43 No.33811717
>user generated street view
it all becomes clear now
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)14:43 No.33811718
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)14:43 No.33811718
>>33811525
Flandroid.
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)14:43 No.33811719
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)14:43 No.33811719
>>33811689
Can't wait for this data to be used in gaymen.
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)14:43 No.33811720
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)14:43 No.33811720
GOOGLE IN SPACE
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)14:43 No.33811723
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)14:43 No.33811723
Why the fuck would anyone still use Google Earth
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)14:43 No.33811724
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)14:43 No.33811724
REAL TIME CLOUDS
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LAwLz !LAwLzaWU1A
05/15/13(Wed)14:43 No.33811725
LAwLz !LAwLzaWU1A 05/15/13(Wed)14:43 No.33811725
>>33811588
Exactly, and as soon as you start going "I value X over Y" it's not objective anymore.
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)14:43 No.33811726
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)14:43 No.33811726
>Real-time cloud layer
Holy fuc
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Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)14:43 No.33811727
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)14:43 No.33811727
BRB, photosphering the inside of my toilet bowl
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)14:43 No.33811728
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)14:43 No.33811728
>EG vs mouz starting
>google I/O
FUCK /g/
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)14:43 No.33811729
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)14:43 No.33811729
>>33811702
brighter screen = better outside and look at that fucking white
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)14:43 No.33811733
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)14:43 No.33811733
>>33811648
Almost forgot about it, thanks for the remainder Anon.
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)14:43 No.33811735
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)14:43 No.33811735
>We can see the whole world
It's not the same thing when someone from Google says it.
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)14:43 No.33811736
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)14:43 No.33811736
SPACE VIEW FUUUUUCK
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)14:44 No.33811738
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)14:44 No.33811738
REAL TIME CLOUDS
DOSE NIGHT LIGHTS
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)14:44 No.33811745
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)14:44 No.33811745
>>33811665
Fuck off.
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)14:44 No.33811746
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)14:44 No.33811746
> REAL TIME CLOUDS
> STAR MAPS
> LIVING IN THE FUTURE
> TFW
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)14:44 No.33811747
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)14:44 No.33811747
What the shit.
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)14:44 No.33811748
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)14:44 No.33811748
DIS.

IS THE FUTURE.

OF GOOGLEMUPS.
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)14:44 No.33811749
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)14:44 No.33811749
>>33811708
This, I like some of the stuff, but I would like if they stopped with the pauses to cue applause
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)14:44 No.33811750
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)14:44 No.33811750
TAKE MY MONEY GOOGLE

GOOSEBUMPS
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)14:44 No.33811751
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)14:44 No.33811751
>Oculus Rift
THE HAPPENING

VR IS BECOMING MAINSTREAM
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)14:44 No.33811752
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)14:44 No.33811752
>>33811719
I want to make real maps from OSM through Garry's Mod but I'm too dumb
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)14:44 No.33811753
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)14:44 No.33811753
jesus shit
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)14:44 No.33811755
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)14:44 No.33811755
>>33811728
>caring
>no million dollar prize
pls leave
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)14:44 No.33811756
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)14:44 No.33811756
OH GOD ITS AVAILABLE TODAY
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)14:44 No.33811757
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)14:44 No.33811757
HOLY SHIT ITS AVAILABLE NOW
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)14:44 No.33811760
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)14:44 No.33811760
>today
google server crashes imminent
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)14:44 No.33811761
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)14:44 No.33811761
merging maps with sky

wow, totaly new amazin idea!
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)14:44 No.33811763
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)14:44 No.33811763
404. That’s an error.

The requested URL /preview was not found on this server. That’s all we know.
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)14:44 No.33811764
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)14:44 No.33811764
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>>33811720
>Dad, I'm in space.
>I'm proud of you, son!
>Dad, are you space?
>Yes, now we are a family again.
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)14:45 No.33811765
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)14:45 No.33811765
404. That’s an error.

The requested URL /preview was not found on this server. That’s all we know.
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)14:45 No.33811771
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)14:45 No.33811771
>mfw http://maps.google.com/preview gives 404
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)14:45 No.33811772
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)14:45 No.33811772
Well shit, they stepped their game up with maps. It actually is really impressive.
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)14:45 No.33811773
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)14:45 No.33811773
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who /lbgt/ here?
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)14:45 No.33811774
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)14:45 No.33811774
KILL ALL GOOGLE SUPPORTERS
KILL ALL GOOGLE SUPPORTERS
KILL ALL GOOGLE SUPPORTERS
KILL ALL GOOGLE SUPPORTERS
KILL ALL GOOGLE SUPPORTERS
KILL ALL GOOGLE SUPPORTERS
KILL ALL GOOGLE SUPPORTERS
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)14:45 No.33811775
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)14:45 No.33811775
404. That’s an error.

The requested URL /preview was not found on this server. That’s all we know.
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)14:45 No.33811776
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)14:45 No.33811776
>>33811763
>>33811765
lel
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)14:45 No.33811780
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)14:45 No.33811780
Calling it, Google buys NASA and funds FTL development
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)14:45 No.33811782
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)14:45 No.33811782
maps.google.com/preview
>error 503
O RLY?
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)14:45 No.33811783
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)14:45 No.33811783
WAIT HOW DO I SIGN UP
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)14:45 No.33811784
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)14:45 No.33811784
http://maps.google.com/preview

not working...
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)14:45 No.33811785
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)14:45 No.33811785
>>33811755
M-MUH RARES
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)14:45 No.33811789
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)14:45 No.33811789
Holy fucking shit

This is amazing
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)14:45 No.33811790
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)14:45 No.33811790
>clapping
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)14:45 No.33811792
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)14:45 No.33811792
DAT VOICE
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)14:45 No.33811793
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)14:45 No.33811793
Get in here

http://www.google.com/help/maps/helloworld/desktop/preview/
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)14:45 No.33811795
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)14:45 No.33811795
Earth looks so fucking suh-goy, yo.
>>
LAwLz !LAwLzaWU1A
05/15/13(Wed)14:45 No.33811797
LAwLz !LAwLzaWU1A 05/15/13(Wed)14:45 No.33811797
>>33811666
It's OK to use multiple sources to prove one point. You don't use different sources to prove each point, because that's something someone who cherry picks does.

>>33811705
How are those things subjective exactly? Please point it out.
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)14:45 No.33811798
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)14:45 No.33811798
>>33811773
Shut up, tranny
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)14:45 No.33811799
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)14:45 No.33811799
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>barely any android news

fuck this man
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)14:45 No.33811800
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)14:45 No.33811800
CANCER MAN
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)14:45 No.33811801
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)14:45 No.33811801
Oh god
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)14:45 No.33811802
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)14:45 No.33811802
Oh god, does this guy have cancer?
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)14:45 No.33811803
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)14:45 No.33811803
DAT VOICE!
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)14:45 No.33811804
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)14:45 No.33811804
>>33811764
The cake is a lie!
XD
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)14:46 No.33811805
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)14:46 No.33811805
honk honk honk
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)14:46 No.33811808
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)14:46 No.33811808
>>33811773
Dildo thread time?
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)14:46 No.33811809
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)14:46 No.33811809
go to maps.google.com/preview

404 not found
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)14:46 No.33811810
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)14:46 No.33811810
DIS VOICE
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)14:46 No.33811811
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)14:46 No.33811811
what's up with his voice?
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)14:46 No.33811812
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)14:46 No.33811812
Lol da fuqqqqqq
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)14:46 No.33811813
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)14:46 No.33811813
Larry Page
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)14:46 No.33811815
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)14:46 No.33811815
what's wrong with his voice?
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)14:46 No.33811816
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)14:46 No.33811816
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holy shit, this guy's voice
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)14:46 No.33811817
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)14:46 No.33811817
who is this supposed to be
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)14:46 No.33811819
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)14:46 No.33811819
THE LINK WONT FUCKING WORK AARRRRAAA
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)14:46 No.33811820
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)14:46 No.33811820
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>>33811525
Tenshi
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)14:46 No.33811821
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)14:46 No.33811821
THEVOICE WHAT
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)14:46 No.33811822
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)14:46 No.33811822
Did he get that voice from sucking dick?
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)14:46 No.33811824
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)14:46 No.33811824
>That fagot voice
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)14:46 No.33811825
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)14:46 No.33811825
Holy fuck, this guy's voice.
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)14:46 No.33811826
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)14:46 No.33811826
This guy's voice lol
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)14:46 No.33811827
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)14:46 No.33811827
MO FUCKIN LARRY PAGE
>>
Guy Incognito !!Czae4KQs0ob
05/15/13(Wed)14:46 No.33811828
Guy Incognito !!Czae4KQs0ob 05/15/13(Wed)14:46 No.33811828
I-is he gonna die!?
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)14:46 No.33811829
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)14:46 No.33811829
Haha! He talks funny!
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)14:46 No.33811830
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)14:46 No.33811830
WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH HIS VOICE
WHAT THE FUCK
FUCK
FUCK
SHIT IS CREEPY AS FUCK
DUDE
ARE YOU TRYING TO MOLEST ME
WHAT THE FUCK
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)14:46 No.33811831
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)14:46 No.33811831
>>33811804
LOL xD
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)14:46 No.33811832
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)14:46 No.33811832
>>33811802
it's a side effect of the botnet
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)14:46 No.33811833
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)14:46 No.33811833
I AM VERY EXCITED

not with that voice
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)14:46 No.33811834
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)14:46 No.33811834
This creeps voice
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)14:46 No.33811835
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)14:46 No.33811835
MA MAIN MAN
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)14:46 No.33811838
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)14:46 No.33811838
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Oh god his voice makes me want to kill myself.
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)14:46 No.33811839
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)14:46 No.33811839
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That fucking voice.
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)14:46 No.33811841
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)14:46 No.33811841
"My father was... A drinker..."
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)14:46 No.33811842
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)14:46 No.33811842
>THROAT CANCER MAN
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)14:46 No.33811843
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)14:46 No.33811843
You guys are fucking idiots.

https://plus.google.com/+LarryPage/posts/aqy6DvvLJY1
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)14:46 No.33811845
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)14:46 No.33811845
>>33811793
Based
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)14:46 No.33811846
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)14:46 No.33811846
Fucking hell, how much is left?
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)14:46 No.33811847
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)14:46 No.33811847
>>33811821
holy shit, this dude sounds like a fucking serial killer
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)14:46 No.33811848
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)14:46 No.33811848
>technology
they know
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)14:46 No.33811849
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)14:46 No.33811849
Napoleon Dynamite grew up.
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)14:46 No.33811850
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)14:46 No.33811850
>Jobs
>Cancer

>Page
>Cancer
Why does it keep happening
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)14:46 No.33811851
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)14:46 No.33811851
>>33811669

pizza and blue leather shoes
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)14:46 No.33811852
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)14:46 No.33811852
PEDO ALERT
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)14:46 No.33811853
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)14:46 No.33811853
He's the godfather
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)14:46 No.33811854
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)14:46 No.33811854
>my favorite animal is a liger
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)14:46 No.33811855
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)14:46 No.33811855
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I sat up all night for this?
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)14:47 No.33811856
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)14:47 No.33811856
I can feel this guys mouth on my dick from his voice alone
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)14:47 No.33811857
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)14:47 No.33811857
>>33811825
He has paralyzed larynx you asshole.
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)14:47 No.33811859
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)14:47 No.33811859
>>33811821
>>33811822
>>33811824

http://mashable.com/2013/05/14/larry-page-voice/
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)14:47 No.33811860
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)14:47 No.33811860
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That voice....What the shit..
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)14:47 No.33811861
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)14:47 No.33811861
>>33811816
his vocal chords are paralyzed
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)14:47 No.33811862
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)14:47 No.33811862
>that man
wot
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)14:47 No.33811863
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)14:47 No.33811863
>>33811841
lost it.
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)14:47 No.33811864
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)14:47 No.33811864
he says he's got a paralysed vocal cord
>implying it isn't from deepthroating gay cock
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)14:47 No.33811865
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)14:47 No.33811865
>>33811793
Doesn't request email for invite
IT KNOWS
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)14:47 No.33811866
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)14:47 No.33811866
WHAT ZE FUCK THIS VOICE
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)14:47 No.33811867
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)14:47 No.33811867
>>33811830
read his latest google+ post
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)14:47 No.33811870
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)14:47 No.33811870
>dat voice
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)14:47 No.33811871
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)14:47 No.33811871
He should be the voice of Google Now.
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)14:47 No.33811872
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)14:47 No.33811872
http://www.theverge.com/2013/5/14/4330704/google-ceo-larry-page-says-his-voice-loss-was-caused-by-vocal-cord
you guys didn't hear?
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)14:47 No.33811873
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)14:47 No.33811873
Oh wow, that fucking voice.
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)14:47 No.33811874
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)14:47 No.33811874
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Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)14:47 No.33811875
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)14:47 No.33811875
pedophile with red shirt creepy voice
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)14:47 No.33811876
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)14:47 No.33811876
VOICE OF THE BOTNET
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)14:47 No.33811877
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)14:47 No.33811877
>>33811853
Oh shit my drink
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)14:47 No.33811878
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)14:47 No.33811878
>>33811841
"He'd always get drunk and beat me and my brother".
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)14:47 No.33811880
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)14:47 No.33811880
GOOGLE NOW GENERATES YOUR VOICE FOR YOU
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)14:47 No.33811885
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)14:47 No.33811885
>Autism detected
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)14:47 No.33811886
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)14:47 No.33811886
THE ACTUAL LINK for the new google maps
http://www.google.com/help/maps/helloworld/desktop/preview/
http://www.google.com/help/maps/helloworld/desktop/preview/
http://www.google.com/help/maps/helloworld/desktop/preview/
http://www.google.com/help/maps/helloworld/desktop/preview/
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)14:47 No.33811887
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)14:47 No.33811887
>>33811821
>Larry Page’s Vocal Cords Are Partially Paralyzed

http://www.wired.com/business/2013/05/larry-page-vocal-chords/
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)14:47 No.33811888
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)14:47 No.33811888
.... Wat.. Dat voice...
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)14:47 No.33811889
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)14:47 No.33811889
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>>33811864
you say that like it's a bad thing
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)14:47 No.33811890
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)14:47 No.33811890
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Jesus fuck
What is with all the big tech company CEOs coming down with cancer?
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)14:47 No.33811891
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)14:47 No.33811891
>>33811850
>Chavez
>Cancer

The FED killing enemies of the USA confirmed.
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)14:47 No.33811892
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)14:47 No.33811892
>>33811859
Thanks
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)14:47 No.33811893
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)14:47 No.33811893
he sounds like the godfather after a swift kick to the balls
>>
LAwLz !LAwLzaWU1A
05/15/13(Wed)14:48 No.33811896
LAwLz !LAwLzaWU1A 05/15/13(Wed)14:48 No.33811896
>>33811729
Yes and like I said, both screens has their pros and cons. Just saying "screen1 is better at X so therefore it is better!" is not an objective way of looking at it. That's subjective since you apply your own opinion to come to the conclusion.
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)14:48 No.33811899
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)14:48 No.33811899
>>33811871
guh ha
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)14:48 No.33811900
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)14:48 No.33811900
GUYS
GUYS

THIS GUY IS THE NEW NEXUS PRODUCT

THE NEXUS 6(FT TALL)

OH SHIT

SEXBOTS
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)14:48 No.33811903
>>33811816
>>33811817
>>33811811
>>33811825
>>33811826
>>33811829
>>33811830
That is Larry Page, Googles CEO, he's worth 25$ billion

Fucking uneducated retards
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)14:48 No.33811904
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)14:48 No.33811904
He has a paralysed vocal chord and another on the way out

Poor guy
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)14:48 No.33811907
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)14:48 No.33811907
LYNCH THIS EVIL BILLIONAIRE
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)14:48 No.33811908
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)14:48 No.33811908
>>33811853

top lel mate
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)14:48 No.33811909
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)14:48 No.33811909
>SOUNDS KINDA FUNNY RIGHT
OH GOD YOU SOUND FUNNY
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)14:48 No.33811912
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)14:48 No.33811912
>>33811861

So? It's fucking hilarious.
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)14:48 No.33811915
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)14:48 No.33811915
>>33811876
/thread
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)14:48 No.33811922
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)14:48 No.33811922
>larry page can't speak
>google doesn't recognise his voice
lel
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)14:48 No.33811923
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)14:48 No.33811923
>>33811903
TRICKED!
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)14:48 No.33811924
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)14:48 No.33811924
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>>33811780
>mfw Google planned this all along
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)14:48 No.33811927
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)14:48 No.33811927
He Ramsay Bolton now.
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)14:48 No.33811928
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)14:48 No.33811928
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>XD LE FUNNY VOICE
show some respect, faggots
https://plus.google.com/+LarryPage/posts/aqy6DvvLJY1
If you don't know who he is you should get the fuck out of this board..
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)14:48 No.33811929
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)14:48 No.33811929
what is he babbling about?
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)14:48 No.33811931
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)14:48 No.33811931
Larry Page have my children ;_;
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)14:48 No.33811933
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)14:48 No.33811933
>An error occured, please try again later.
What the fuck is this shit google? It keeps happening.
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)14:48 No.33811934
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)14:48 No.33811934
>Talking about smartphones
Holy shit Nexus is coming...
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)14:48 No.33811935
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)14:48 No.33811935
Post more flan.
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)14:48 No.33811937
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)14:48 No.33811937
>2013
>Not having Larry Page's voice as the voice of Google now
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)14:49 No.33811939
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)14:49 No.33811939
>>33811903
BUT HE STILL SOUNDS FUNNY
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)14:49 No.33811940
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)14:49 No.33811940
god, his voice. Its so fucking off and calming. 'm fucking scared ;.;
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)14:49 No.33811941
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)14:49 No.33811941
>>33811903
>Guy has a funny voice.
>People point this out.
>Claim people are uneducated.
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)14:49 No.33811942
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)14:49 No.33811942
>>33811903
>>33811815

>Calling people retards
>Ignores his retarded voice
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)14:49 No.33811943
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)14:49 No.33811943
>>33811859
I feel bad now.
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)14:49 No.33811944
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)14:49 No.33811944
>>33811886
is it my NoScript acting up again or I cant click the button?
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)14:49 No.33811946
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)14:49 No.33811946
>>33811922
toplel
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)14:49 No.33811949
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)14:49 No.33811949
Larry Page should make ASMR videos on Youtube
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)14:49 No.33811950
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)14:49 No.33811950
>>33811903

>you can't make fun of him, he's rich!
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)14:49 No.33811951
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)14:49 No.33811951
>>33811876
I want the voice on Google now to answer me with Larry's voice.
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)14:49 No.33811952
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)14:49 No.33811952
THE BOTNET SPEAKS
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)14:49 No.33811953
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)14:49 No.33811953
>>33811903
eric schmidt pls go
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)14:49 No.33811954
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)14:49 No.33811954
>>33811861
Doesn't stop him from trying to get us into his botnet.
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)14:49 No.33811956
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)14:49 No.33811956
>>33811912
Wow, so edgy. I wish I could be as cool as you, faggot.
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)14:49 No.33811957
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)14:49 No.33811957
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>>33811935
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)14:49 No.33811959
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)14:49 No.33811959
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Hi guise, remember me?
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)14:49 No.33811960
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)14:49 No.33811960
>His voice is both calming and terrifying

make it stop!
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)14:49 No.33811961
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)14:49 No.33811961
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>>33811876
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)14:49 No.33811962
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)14:49 No.33811962
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>google confirmed for inventing time travel and stem cell repairs
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)14:49 No.33811963
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)14:49 No.33811963
>>33811952
toplel 10/10 five star
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)14:50 No.33811965
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)14:50 No.33811965
>>33811903
that doesn't change the fact I wasn't expecting that crazy shit
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)14:50 No.33811966
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)14:50 No.33811966
>>33811949
Haha
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)14:50 No.33811967
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)14:50 No.33811967
>>33811944
allow appspot
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)14:50 No.33811969
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)14:50 No.33811969
>>33811903
He might be worth $25 billion, but he can't buy new vocal cords.
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)14:50 No.33811971
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)14:50 No.33811971
>>33811903
>he's worth 25$ billion
why am i supposed to care?

he's not going to give you money for caring about him
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)14:50 No.33811974
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)14:50 No.33811974
Shit, this huge ass thread and the HD stream are kiling my shitty pc.
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)14:50 No.33811975
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)14:50 No.33811975
>>33811944
Allow one of the scripts then.
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)14:50 No.33811980
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)14:50 No.33811980
>Day 1
How long is I/O?
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)14:50 No.33811982
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)14:50 No.33811982
>>33811952
NO DAVE
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)14:50 No.33811984
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)14:50 No.33811984
SERIOUSLY GUYS, SERIOUSLY. FUCK THE WOMANS VOICE OFF AND THIS GUY SHOULD BE GOOGLE VOICE!
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)14:50 No.33811985
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)14:50 No.33811985
where the FUCK is my new Nexus 7
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)14:50 No.33811987
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)14:50 No.33811987
>>33811944
It's noscript, had the same problem
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)14:50 No.33811989
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)14:50 No.33811989
>>33811922
TOP
FUCKING
LEL
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)14:50 No.33811992
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)14:50 No.33811992
Duarte and his tacky shirt spotted
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)14:50 No.33811993
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)14:50 No.33811993
>>33811959
Used you once to ask you to google boobs
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)14:50 No.33811995
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)14:50 No.33811995
>>33811960
much like google itself
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)14:50 No.33811997
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)14:50 No.33811997
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Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)14:50 No.33811998
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)14:50 No.33811998
GODDAMNIT WHERE IS ANDROID 4.3
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)14:50 No.33811999
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)14:50 No.33811999
THIS GUY IS ANNOUNCING THE NEXT NEXUS AND ANDROID VERSION
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)14:51 No.33812000
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)14:51 No.33812000
>>33811980

3 Days
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)14:51 No.33812001
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)14:51 No.33812001
GUYS. IS THE NEW LESS BATTERY MAPS LIVE YET?
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)14:51 No.33812002
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)14:51 No.33812002
>>33811980
they said they will do stuff for the next 3 days
so 4 days total?
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)14:51 No.33812004
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)14:51 No.33812004
is this stephen hawking
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)14:51 No.33812005
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)14:51 No.33812005
>>33811980
seven years
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)14:51 No.33812009
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)14:51 No.33812009
When are they going to merge Google Talk and hangouts?
>>
Brogief !!ZMdJZk/jbR7
05/15/13(Wed)14:51 No.33812010
Brogief !!ZMdJZk/jbR7 05/15/13(Wed)14:51 No.33812010
>>33811971
>he's not going to give you money for caring about him


>Implying google isn't
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)14:51 No.33812012
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)14:51 No.33812012
>>33811997
Sharon, what the fuck are you doing Sharon?
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)14:51 No.33812017
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)14:51 No.33812017
THIS IS THE END OF THE KEYNOTE

NO NEW ANDROID OR NEXUS

WHAT
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)14:51 No.33812020
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)14:51 No.33812020
This is awkward.
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)14:51 No.33812021
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)14:51 No.33812021
What the fuck is wrong with Larry?
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)14:51 No.33812022
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)14:51 No.33812022
>>33811980
2-3 days.
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)14:51 No.33812023
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)14:51 No.33812023
>>33811857

Since when?
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)14:51 No.33812024
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)14:51 No.33812024
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Why doesn't he use his $25 billion to fix his vocal chords?
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)14:51 No.33812025
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)14:51 No.33812025
is this some kind of "google vision" talk?
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)14:51 No.33812028
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)14:51 No.33812028
>>33811928
thanks
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)14:51 No.33812031
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)14:51 No.33812031
>>33811998
cancelled.
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)14:51 No.33812032
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)14:51 No.33812032
> Just getting started
botnet
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)14:51 No.33812035
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)14:51 No.33812035
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CAN SOMEONE GET THIS BLUBBERING VAGINA OFF THE STAGE AND SHOW MORE SHIT
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)14:51 No.33812036
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)14:51 No.33812036
"You're just getting started."

HOLY FUCK THAT WAS CREEPY
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)14:52 No.33812038
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)14:52 No.33812038
>Google Sleep
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)14:52 No.33812041
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)14:52 No.33812041
What's up with Larry's voice? Is he sick?
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)14:52 No.33812042
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)14:52 No.33812042
god i feel so sorry for him. imagine those sounds coming out of your mouth, how horrible
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)14:52 No.33812043
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)14:52 No.33812043
>>33812005
Hand drawn?
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)14:52 No.33812044
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)14:52 No.33812044
>>33811969
Maybe in a couple of years
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)14:52 No.33812047
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)14:52 No.33812047
>No new nexus devices
>$1300+ google pixel

FUCK THIS GAY EARTH

why the fuck did I watch 3 hours of this shit
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)14:52 No.33812048
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)14:52 No.33812048
>>33811956
its still shocking you stupid faggot, I would expect a fucking gruff voice or bearly audible voice. instead he sounds like Hannibal lecters little nephew
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)14:52 No.33812049
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)14:52 No.33812049
>Request maps invite.
>Realize I'm using Nightly.
>They probably collected that data.
>Will never get an invite now.

Shit.
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)14:52 No.33812051
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)14:52 No.33812051
>>33812024
US healthcare is this bad
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)14:52 No.33812052
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)14:52 No.33812052
>>33812021
he's dying
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)14:52 No.33812053
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)14:52 No.33812053
>>33812036
about to see a live suicide
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)14:52 No.33812054
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)14:52 No.33812054
>>33806430
Fucking amazing

but Larry's voice is literally lowering their stock
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)14:52 No.33812056
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)14:52 No.33812056
>>33812024
>why doesn't Hawkings use all that intelligence to reconstruct his own body?
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)14:52 No.33812057
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)14:52 No.33812057
Boring. absofuckinlutely boring. There isn't even anything funny to photoshop anymore. This is shit. No new Nexus. No Nothing. No new Android.
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)14:52 No.33812058
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)14:52 No.33812058
>>33811998

Fuck that. Where is Android 5.0?
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)14:52 No.33812059
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)14:52 No.33812059
The fuck is this guy on about.
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)14:52 No.33812060
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)14:52 No.33812060
>>33812041
rtft
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)14:52 No.33812061
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)14:52 No.33812061
He's about to tear off his human suit and reveal his real reptilian self
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)14:52 No.33812062
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)14:52 No.33812062
I'm looking forward to threads with idiots saying they're scared to turn on their pc because the botnet might get them.
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)14:52 No.33812063
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)14:52 No.33812063
Larry's looking much older.
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)14:52 No.33812064
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)14:52 No.33812064
>>33812024
Because he's using it to fund research for people with the same problem

Aka: not being a dick
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)14:52 No.33812065
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)14:52 No.33812065
>>33812024
He kind of is, I believe. There was something about him funding related research.
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)14:52 No.33812067
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)14:52 No.33812067
>us versus them
>stupid things
TOLD
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)14:52 No.33812070
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)14:52 No.33812070
>yfw this guy is the overlord of the illuminati and probably owns the US government and half a dozen other nation states
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)14:52 No.33812073
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)14:52 No.33812073
>>33812052
He seems already dead
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)14:53 No.33812074
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)14:53 No.33812074
> Being negative is not how we make progress

Did he just criticize 4chan?
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)14:53 No.33812075
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)14:53 No.33812075
>>33812061
FARMING HUMANITY
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)14:53 No.33812077
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)14:53 No.33812077
can we shut this fuck up?
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)14:53 No.33812079
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)14:53 No.33812079
>>33812049
>not opening chromium for this particular occasion
fool
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)14:53 No.33812081
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)14:53 No.33812081
>>33811401
>tfw the bus system I frequent only uses Microsoft for scheduling and routes
>tfw I am recommended to use the Amtrak for getting to work
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)14:53 No.33812082
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)14:53 No.33812082
>>33811999
NO HE FUCKING ISN'T FUCK I'M SO MAD
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)14:53 No.33812083
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)14:53 No.33812083
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IS LARRY PAGE ABOUT TO COMMIT LIVE SUICIDE?
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)14:53 No.33812084
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)14:53 No.33812084
>>33812035
he's the head of android development.
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)14:53 No.33812085
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)14:53 No.33812085
>>33812024
aren't you a special little snowflake?
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)14:53 No.33812086
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)14:53 No.33812086
Fuck, three hours absolutely wasted.
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)14:53 No.33812089
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)14:53 No.33812089
FARMING AND HUNTING

THANKS TO THE BOTNET
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)14:53 No.33812090
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)14:53 No.33812090
I can't even tell what he's saying.
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)14:53 No.33812091
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)14:53 No.33812091
>>33811890
Well, at least that way their capitalist monies will be more likely to end up in charities for the betterment of us all (including themselves).
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)14:53 No.33812092
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)14:53 No.33812092
>>33812063
You're qt.
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)14:53 No.33812093
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)14:53 No.33812093
Did Larry get a fucking lobotomy or what?
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)14:53 No.33812096
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)14:53 No.33812096
>>33812079
I fucked up, I know.
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)14:53 No.33812097
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)14:53 No.33812097
>>33812001
I think app developers have to enable it, anyways, you atleast have to wait to the new Google Play API app
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)14:53 No.33812099
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)14:53 No.33812099
>using a voice changer app while on stage

amateur hour
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)14:53 No.33812101
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)14:53 No.33812101
He has cancer?

:(
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)14:53 No.33812102
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)14:53 No.33812102
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about to see a live suicide
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)14:53 No.33812103
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)14:53 No.33812103
>>33812070
>>>/pol/
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)14:53 No.33812104
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)14:53 No.33812104
He's gone fucking nuts.

How did we go from sky driving with google glass to the founder rambling speech?
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)14:53 No.33812105
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)14:53 No.33812105
>>33812059
it's like when grandpa decides he has to make a speech at Thanksgiving. Just some weird rambling nonsense...
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)14:53 No.33812107
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)14:53 No.33812107
>>33812083
!
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)14:54 No.33812108
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)14:54 No.33812108
>>33812092
T-thanks, anon-kun. You t-too.
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)14:53 No.33812109
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)14:53 No.33812109
>>33812083
ahueuheuhuehe horie shiet boy
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)14:54 No.33812110
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)14:54 No.33812110
>>33812083
"MY NAME IS LARRY PAGE, BUT PEOPLE CALL ME....PAGE "
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)14:54 No.33812113
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)14:54 No.33812113
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filename
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Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)14:54 No.33812114
What is this guy talking about?
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)14:54 No.33812116
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)14:54 No.33812116
>2013
>not farming or hunting
get with it plebs

>captcha: fstgest muscular
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)14:54 No.33812117
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)14:54 No.33812117
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>>33812083
>>33812083
>>33812083

IT'S HAPPENING
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)14:54 No.33812118
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)14:54 No.33812118
http://www.cbc.ca/news/business/story/2013/05/15/business-google-ceo-page-throat.html
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)14:54 No.33812119
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)14:54 No.33812119
>>33812101
His vocal chords are paralyzed.
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)14:54 No.33812121
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)14:54 No.33812121
>>33812110
Looks like this Page...
Just 404'd
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Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)14:54 No.33812122
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)14:54 No.33812122
OH BOY CAR!
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)14:54 No.33812124
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)14:54 No.33812124
muh nexus 7
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)14:54 No.33812128
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)14:54 No.33812128
>>33812113
=(
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)14:54 No.33812129
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)14:54 No.33812129
>>33812114
no idea
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)14:54 No.33812130
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)14:54 No.33812130
>>33812114
Americans
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)14:54 No.33812131
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)14:54 No.33812131
>In the future, no one will have to do anything. Aldous Huxley weeps.
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)14:54 No.33812132
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)14:54 No.33812132
>>33812114
2deep4u
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)14:54 No.33812133
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)14:54 No.33812133
>>33812114
No one has a clue.
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)14:54 No.33812136
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)14:54 No.33812136
>>33812101
Actually no he doesn't.
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)14:54 No.33812138
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)14:54 No.33812138
>Larry pulls out a Google Glass dagger
>stabs his throat on live internet stream

larry pls
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)14:55 No.33812139
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)14:55 No.33812139
>>33812101

Naw he just blew his other vocal chord. The other was paralyzed i 99

Page announced on his Google+ profile in May 2013 that his right vocal cord is paralyzed from a cold that he contracted the previous summer, while his left cord was paralyzed in 1999.[37] Page explained that he has been suffering from a vocal cord issue for fourteen years and, as of his May 2013 post, doctors were still unable to identify the exact cause of the problem. The Google+ post also revealed that Page had donated a considerable sum of money to a vocal cord nerve function research program at the Voice Health Institute in Boston, U.S—an anonymous source has stated that the donation exceeds US$20 million
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)14:54 No.33812140
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)14:54 No.33812140
What the fuck is he going on about?
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)14:55 No.33812143
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)14:55 No.33812143
Worst stand-up set ever
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)14:55 No.33812144
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)14:55 No.33812144
>>33812114
He doesn't even know himself.
This guy is on drugs.
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)14:55 No.33812145
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)14:55 No.33812145
>cars
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)14:55 No.33812147
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)14:55 No.33812147
>>33812113
OH god damn I didn't know he looked like that.
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)14:55 No.33812149
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)14:55 No.33812149
Google should just thank their lucky stars they're not owned by the Japs. Someone would have to Hari-Kari over this shitstain.
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)14:55 No.33812150
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)14:55 No.33812150
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RIP Larry "Page" Jobs

1947-2013
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Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)14:55 No.33812151
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)14:55 No.33812151
https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=com.google.android.talk

https://itunes.apple.com/app/id643496868?mt=8


Hangouts for everyone
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Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)14:55 No.33812152
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)14:55 No.33812152
pls make the background stop moving, i'm getting sick
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)14:55 No.33812153
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)14:55 No.33812153
>now just rambling about shit
Holy fuck why is this so hilarious
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)14:55 No.33812154
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)14:55 No.33812154
>>33812121
lmao
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)14:55 No.33812155
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)14:55 No.33812155
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>more freedom
is dis nigga serious
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)14:55 No.33812156
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)14:55 No.33812156
>>33812114
something about commuting times
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)14:55 No.33812162
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)14:55 No.33812162
Holy fuck, this is going on way too long

And no new Android version. What a blunder
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)14:55 No.33812163
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)14:55 No.33812163
>>33812114
botnet
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)14:55 No.33812164
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)14:55 No.33812164
HE'S CRAZY

GOD SAVE US
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)14:55 No.33812167
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)14:55 No.33812167
>youtube stream extends by half hour

4.3 INCOMING
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)14:55 No.33812168
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)14:55 No.33812168
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>>33812121
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Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)14:55 No.33812169
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)14:55 No.33812169
>lmao im such a nerd XD
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)14:55 No.33812170
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)14:55 No.33812170
nuuurrrrrssss
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)14:55 No.33812172
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)14:55 No.33812172
>Page, 40, the company's co-founder and CEO for the past two years, says his left vocal cord has been paralyzed since he came down with a severe cold 14 years ago, while Google was still in its formative stages. That issue was compounded last year with another cold that Page says impaired his right vocal cord, though it still has limited movement.
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Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)14:55 No.33812174
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)14:55 No.33812174
>>33812151
404

does hangouts replace Talk?
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)14:55 No.33812175
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)14:55 No.33812175
>yfw he changes his name from Larry to Bob
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)14:55 No.33812176
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)14:55 No.33812176
>>33812121
almost too soon, almost
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)14:55 No.33812178
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)14:55 No.33812178
>>33812151
https://chrome.google.com/webstore/detail/hangouts/nckgahadagoaajjgafhacjanaoiihapd/details

chrome app too
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)14:55 No.33812180
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)14:55 No.33812180
>>33812118
>cbc

Fellow Canadian Detected, Hello.
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)14:56 No.33812182
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)14:56 No.33812182
>>33812113
why does he dress like a fag? i hope he dies
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)14:56 No.33812183
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)14:56 No.33812183
He's not sick or dying, he just blew his vocal chords.
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)14:56 No.33812185
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)14:56 No.33812185
>>33812152
Cannot unsee
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)14:56 No.33812186
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)14:56 No.33812186
When Larry Page has a son he should name him Bob and make him the future CEO. That would be fitting.
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)14:56 No.33812190
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)14:56 No.33812190
>google schools
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)14:56 No.33812191
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)14:56 No.33812191
the fuck is he on about
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)14:56 No.33812192
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)14:56 No.33812192
>>33812167
BRACE FOR IMPACT NIGGERS
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)14:56 No.33812195
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)14:56 No.33812195
>>33812169
you forgot to >>33812154
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)14:56 No.33812196
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)14:56 No.33812196
>>33812139
>only 20M dollas

Typical jew.
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)14:56 No.33812197
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)14:56 No.33812197
>>33812167
Either that or a bunch of organizers are now screaming down his earpiece to shut the fuck up because they're out of time.
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)14:56 No.33812198
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)14:56 No.33812198
According to yt progress bar, the keynote is now extended.

captcha: Bosses failun
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)14:56 No.33812199
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)14:56 No.33812199
>>33812139
Only $20 million?

Step it up Larry
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)14:56 No.33812200
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)14:56 No.33812200
>>33812167
OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)14:56 No.33812201
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)14:56 No.33812201
HOLY SHIT, IS THAT A FUCKING MAGNUM?
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)14:56 No.33812202
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)14:56 No.33812202
But... I don't want more computer scientists. It's already overrun by businessfags.
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)14:56 No.33812203
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)14:56 No.33812203
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>>33812114
He's preaching
In 200 years people will listen to this speech religiously
IT'S
FUCKING HAPPENING
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)14:56 No.33812205
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)14:56 No.33812205
>unconventional
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)14:56 No.33812206
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)14:56 No.33812206
>>33812174
yep, according the official google blog
and yeah, the android one is not yet live
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)14:56 No.33812209
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)14:56 No.33812209
He should do us a favor and shut the fuck up.
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)14:56 No.33812210
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)14:56 No.33812210
Q/A TIME!
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)14:56 No.33812212
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)14:56 No.33812212
I'm a nerdy kermudgeon too.
:'(
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)14:57 No.33812214
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)14:57 No.33812214
Wow, this is making me feel so depressed.
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)14:57 No.33812215
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)14:57 No.33812215
ahhahhah q&a
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)14:57 No.33812216
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)14:57 No.33812216
HERE IT COMES.

THE UNCONVENTIONAL SUICIDE.
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)14:57 No.33812217
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)14:57 No.33812217
OH BOY Q AND A TIME
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)14:57 No.33812218
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)14:57 No.33812218
Q n A???
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)14:57 No.33812219
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)14:57 No.33812219
where is my 4.3 and new devices
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)14:57 No.33812220
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)14:57 No.33812220
>>33812113
>larry page was Steve Job's attempt to clone himself and live forever
>but in doing so, he created his only true competitor
>After defeating Steve, Larry is in danger of dying to the same disease
>Larry Page will upload himself to the botnet and turn himself into a distributed consciousness
>in the year 2043, Larry Page repalced the human race, with the Larry Race
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)14:57 No.33812222
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)14:57 No.33812222
"Now I'm going to do something rather unconventional".

Larry does a budd dwyer.
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)14:57 No.33812224
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)14:57 No.33812224
>>33812175
Why am I so certain they were gonna announce a new Nexus but something fucked up, so they sent this guy in to get some time?
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)14:57 No.33812226
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)14:57 No.33812226
COME CHILDREN
ASK ME QUESTIONS
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)14:57 No.33812227
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)14:57 No.33812227
MAI QUESTION IS:
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)14:57 No.33812230
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)14:57 No.33812230
>Q AND A

WHY NO


Welp tell me if this is good I"m muting
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)14:57 No.33812231
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)14:57 No.33812231
>hands up
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)14:57 No.33812232
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)14:57 No.33812232
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>>33812121
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Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)14:57 No.33812233
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)14:57 No.33812233
IT'S A RUSE
HE'S STALLING FOR TIME
GOOGLE LIFE INBOUND
YOU READ IT HERE FIRST
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)14:57 No.33812235
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)14:57 No.33812235
Wait, that's it? No Glasses, no Nexus updates?
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)14:57 No.33812236
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)14:57 No.33812236
>39,250 watching now
>1 million
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)14:57 No.33812237
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)14:57 No.33812237
>>33812201
It's over
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)14:57 No.33812238
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)14:57 No.33812238
yeah I have a question

where is the new FUCKING NEXUS 7
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)14:57 No.33812239
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)14:57 No.33812239
ONE MILLION TROOPS
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)14:57 No.33812240
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)14:57 No.33812240
>>33812220
LOL
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)14:57 No.33812241
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)14:57 No.33812241
I always preferred Martin Clunes
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)14:57 No.33812242
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)14:57 No.33812242
Why is he saying one million people when there's just about 33k watching??
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)14:57 No.33812246
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)14:57 No.33812246
fucking scoble. Here we go...
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)14:57 No.33812247
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)14:57 No.33812247
>>33812139
>funding things that affect yourself
that's not a donation
>>
No Lie. Not Ever. !No.Lie9kdM
05/15/13(Wed)14:57 No.33812249
No Lie. Not Ever. !No.Lie9kdM 05/15/13(Wed)14:57 No.33812249
>inb4 botnet question
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)14:57 No.33812253
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)14:57 No.33812253
>glassholes
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)14:58 No.33812254
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)14:58 No.33812254
>Over 1 mil
>39k
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)14:58 No.33812255
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)14:58 No.33812255
>glassholes
Damn it
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)14:58 No.33812256
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)14:58 No.33812256
[ LAUGHTER ]
[ APPLAUSE ]
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)14:58 No.33812257
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One million viewers
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Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)14:58 No.33812258
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)14:58 No.33812258
>over one million watching
>39,006 watching now
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)14:58 No.33812260
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)14:58 No.33812260
FUCK SCOBLE FUCK SCOBLE FUCK SCOBLE FUCK SCOBLE FUCK SCOBLE FUCK SCOBLE FUCK SCOBLE FUCK SCOBLE FUCK SCOBLE FUCK SCOBLE FUCK SCOBLE FUCK SCOBLE FUCK SCOBLE FUCK SCOBLE FUCK SCOBLE FUCK SCOBLE FUCK SCOBLE FUCK SCOBLE FUCK SCOBLE FUCK SCOBLE FUCK SCOBLE FUCK SCOBLE FUCK SCOBLE FUCK SCOBLE FUCK SCOBLE FUCK SCOBLE FUCK SCOBLE FUCK SCOBLE FUCK SCOBLE
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)14:58 No.33812262
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)14:58 No.33812262
Questions
>WHERE THE HELL IS ANDROID 4.3?
>WHEN ARE YOU GONNA FORCE SAMSUNG TO PUSH UPDATES?
>NO NEW HARDWARE?!?!?!
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)14:58 No.33812266
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)14:58 No.33812266
39,150 = 1 million
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)14:58 No.33812268
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)14:58 No.33812268
>ask some questions
>CAN I MASSAGE YOUR VOCAL CORDS WITH MY DICK?
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)14:58 No.33812269
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)14:58 No.33812269
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Jesus Christ.
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Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)14:58 No.33812270
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)14:58 No.33812270
>>33812238
nowhere.
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)14:58 No.33812272
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)14:58 No.33812272
over 1.000.000 people!!!
barely 40k
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)14:58 No.33812274
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)14:58 No.33812274
>Q and A
is this a ruse?
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)14:58 No.33812275
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)14:58 No.33812275
WHAT THE FUCK
DID HE JUST SHOOT HIMSELF
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)14:58 No.33812277
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)14:58 No.33812277
>>33812242
internationally. your just seeing views for .com
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)14:58 No.33812278
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)14:58 No.33812278
>>33812236
where are you getting that number?
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)14:58 No.33812279
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)14:58 No.33812279
I hope scoble kills himself
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)14:58 No.33812281
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)14:58 No.33812281
>>33812238
AOSP S4
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)14:58 No.33812282
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)14:58 No.33812282
WHAT THE FUCK
HE ACTUALLY SHOT HIMSELF
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)14:58 No.33812283
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)14:58 No.33812283
>>33812260
i think you're watching the wrong stream
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)14:58 No.33812284
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)14:58 No.33812284
>>33812249
in b4 Stallman queues up while eating some toejam asking about muh freedums
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)14:58 No.33812285
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)14:58 No.33812285
>>33812257
>>33812258
Shows per-server

Mine has 127k viewers
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)14:58 No.33812286
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)14:58 No.33812286
>>33812257
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XclVwJP5GdM&hd=1

There's more than one stream. And think about other streaming sites.
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)14:59 No.33812287
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)14:59 No.33812287
OH BOY, IT'S SCOBLE TIME
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)14:59 No.33812288
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)14:59 No.33812288
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Anyone get a pic of this guy doing the "rock on" move?
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)14:59 No.33812289
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)14:59 No.33812289
>>33812266
the counter is broken stupid...
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)14:59 No.33812290
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)14:59 No.33812290
who the fuck is this, another attention whore?
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)14:59 No.33812291
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)14:59 No.33812291
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>glasshole
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)14:59 No.33812293
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)14:59 No.33812293
>>33812139
>be worth 25 BILLION
>get undiagnosed paralysed vocal chord
>find research program on his disease
>donate 20mil
how very jewish of him
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)14:59 No.33812299
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)14:59 No.33812299
>>33812258
>>33812257
>124,775 Nutzer sehen gerade zu

probably regonal servers
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)14:59 No.33812300
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)14:59 No.33812300
>>33812242
maybe 1mio unique visitors, not concurrend watchers
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)14:59 No.33812302
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)14:59 No.33812302
>>33812257
>>33812258
Not realizing this is a glitch.
Where I am it says 120,000
>>
No Lie. Not Ever. !No.Lie9kdM
05/15/13(Wed)14:59 No.33812303
No Lie. Not Ever. !No.Lie9kdM 05/15/13(Wed)14:59 No.33812303
>>33812288
...just rewind
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)14:59 No.33812306
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)14:59 No.33812306
DAT BETA AS FUCK VOICE
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)14:59 No.33812307
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)14:59 No.33812307
>this nigga from mozilla
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)14:59 No.33812312
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)14:59 No.33812312
>>33812288
so cringeworthy...
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)15:00 No.33812315
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)15:00 No.33812315
What is this guy even asking
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)15:00 No.33812319
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)15:00 No.33812319
>>33812285
mine has 125k right now
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)15:00 No.33812320
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)15:00 No.33812320
>>33812257
Mine shows 48 people
lol
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)15:00 No.33812321
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)15:00 No.33812321
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History always repeats itself.
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Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)15:00 No.33812322
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)15:00 No.33812322
>>33812278
>rms suddenly stands up
>he was there all along
>YES I HAVE A QUESTION SIR
>WHY ARE YOU TAKING AWAY THE PEOPLES FREEDOM?
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)15:00 No.33812323
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)15:00 No.33812323
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Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)15:00 No.33812326
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)15:00 No.33812326
w-whats the f-future of the w-web, p-page sempai?
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)15:00 No.33812327
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)15:00 No.33812327
>Filthy rich faggot
>Cannot fix his voice.
Welp it is true then. Money can't buy everything.
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)15:00 No.33812328
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)15:00 No.33812328
He's still talking? WHAT THE FUCK??????????????????????????????????????
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)15:00 No.33812330
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)15:00 No.33812330
Hey Larry, I work for Mozilla...
WHY DOES YOUR WEB BROWSER SUCK???
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)15:00 No.33812331
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)15:00 No.33812331
I had to turn off my phone, that's crazy.

No Page, you are the crazy.
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)15:00 No.33812335
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)15:00 No.33812335
I cannot deal with this guys voice what the fuck
he sounds like Michael Jackson
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)15:00 No.33812336
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)15:00 No.33812336
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Brave as fuck.
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)15:00 No.33812337
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)15:00 No.33812337
>>33812084
>Larry Page
>Head of android development
toplel
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)15:00 No.33812338
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)15:00 No.33812338
>>33812293
how do you get rich?
only spending what is necessary.
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)15:00 No.33812339
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)15:00 No.33812339
all that spaghetti
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)15:00 No.33812340
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)15:00 No.33812340
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>>33812257
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)15:00 No.33812342
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)15:00 No.33812342
>>33812323
dat hair
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)15:00 No.33812347
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)15:00 No.33812347
>>33812272
shows per server stats
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)15:01 No.33812349
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)15:01 No.33812349
MICROSOFT GETTING CALLED OUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)15:01 No.33812350
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)15:01 No.33812350
He's actually dead. Wow.
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)15:01 No.33812351
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)15:01 No.33812351
SHOTS FIRED
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)15:01 No.33812352
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)15:01 No.33812352
shots fiyad
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)15:01 No.33812353
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)15:01 No.33812353
>>33812303
>rewind

>>33812306
Dick
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)15:01 No.33812355
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)15:01 No.33812355
cancerous voice detected
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)15:01 No.33812357
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)15:01 No.33812357
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ttc5AXUOcFQ

Make it so.
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)15:01 No.33812358
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)15:01 No.33812358
>>33812330
Hey Larry, I work for Mozilla...
Please don't sue us for copying Chrome.
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)15:01 No.33812359
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)15:01 No.33812359
>>33812322
Oh god yes, please let this happen
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)15:01 No.33812362
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)15:01 No.33812362
>>33812327
it can buy 3 Titans
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)15:01 No.33812364
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)15:01 No.33812364
WHERE IS MY BABEL
WHERE IS MY 4.3
WHERE IS MY NEXUS 7


ALSO

LARRY PAGE WITH REAL TALK
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)15:01 No.33812365
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)15:01 No.33812365
>>33812336
sudo apt-get install firefox
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)15:01 No.33812366
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)15:01 No.33812366
>>33812327
Shit, for 25 billion I'd go mute.
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)15:01 No.33812367
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)15:01 No.33812367
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>>33812322
yes please, rms save us
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)15:01 No.33812368
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)15:01 No.33812368
who shot themselves?
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)15:01 No.33812370
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)15:01 No.33812370
WHERE THE FUCK IS MY NEW ANDROID VERSION

HURRY THE FUCK UP
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)15:01 No.33812371
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)15:01 No.33812371
>I think we've been really excited about the web, being birthed from it. I've personally been quite sad at the industry's behavior around all these things. If you take something as simple as IM, we've had an open offer to interoperate forever. Just this week Microsoft took advantage of that by interoperating with us. You can't have people milking off of just one company.

WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)15:01 No.33812373
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)15:01 No.33812373
>>33812353
>>33812353
wtf did he even asked ?

what the dick ?
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)15:01 No.33812374
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)15:01 No.33812374
>>33812336
>admitting being a furfag in front of millions of viewers
The embodiment of courage
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)15:01 No.33812376
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)15:01 No.33812376
>>33812337
i only rused you ;)
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)15:01 No.33812378
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)15:01 No.33812378
Google in charge of concise answers.
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)15:01 No.33812379
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)15:01 No.33812379
>>33812349
M$ is getting beat down
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)15:01 No.33812380
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)15:01 No.33812380
>>33812364
Babel is hangouts
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)15:01 No.33812381
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)15:01 No.33812381
>Larry Page: "Ok Glass, Autotune my voice"
>"Heeeeeeyyy, I'm Laaarrry Paageeeee"


>hotmail uses googletalk but won't let us botnet them
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)15:01 No.33812382
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)15:01 No.33812382
>>33812364
babel is google hangouts
the rest are inside your asshole
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)15:01 No.33812383
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)15:01 No.33812383
>>33812335
Michael Jackson jokes xD
>>>/2005/
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)15:02 No.33812388
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)15:02 No.33812388
>>33812323
is that a little JDIF hat?
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)15:02 No.33812389
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)15:02 No.33812389
I've been sad too larry
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)15:02 No.33812390
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)15:02 No.33812390
HE JUST SAID GOOGLE IS INFERIOR TO MICROSOFT
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)15:02 No.33812392
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)15:02 No.33812392
>>33812365
>not aliasing something shorter to sudo apt-get install
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)15:02 No.33812393
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)15:02 No.33812393
You've got Babel.
It's called Hangout.
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)15:02 No.33812395
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)15:02 No.33812395
>>33812367
Join us now and share the software;
You'll be free, hackers, you'll be free.
Join us now and share the software;
You'll be free, hackers, you'll be free.

Hoarders can get piles of money,
That is true, hackers, that is true.
But they cannot help their neighbors;
That's not good, hackers, that's not good.

When we have enough free software
At our call, hackers, at our call,
We'll kick out those dirty licenses
Ever more, hackers, ever more.

Join us now and share the software;
You'll be free, hackers, you'll be free.
Join us now and share the software;
You'll be free, hackers, you'll be free.
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)15:02 No.33812397
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)15:02 No.33812397
Bro this dude is in trance
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)15:02 No.33812398
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)15:02 No.33812398
SHOTS FIRED
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)15:02 No.33812402
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)15:02 No.33812402
Q: How Google will let us protect from freedom of speech on the internet?
>dis qt
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)15:02 No.33812404
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)15:02 No.33812404
Damn it, why can't I fast forward this shit?
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)15:02 No.33812405
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)15:02 No.33812405
>Ask question expecting 20 second answer
>Larry talks for 15 minutes
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)15:02 No.33812407
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)15:02 No.33812407
>>33812371
He can't answer the question so he just chats shit
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)15:02 No.33812411
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)15:02 No.33812411
>>33812351
>>33812352
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=yOc-MXGuKgs
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)15:02 No.33812413
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)15:02 No.33812413
>>33812378
It's just another way of presenting, this has been planned all along, all the questions and answers
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)15:02 No.33812415
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)15:02 No.33812415
THANKS TO THIS GUY I'M FUCKING DYING
LOL
BEST
VOICE
EVER
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)15:02 No.33812416
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)15:02 No.33812416
>That Android cap
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)15:02 No.33812419
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)15:02 No.33812419
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Larry, keep gReader.
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)15:03 No.33812420
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)15:03 No.33812420
FREEDOM
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)15:03 No.33812421
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)15:03 No.33812421
FREEDUMS
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)15:03 No.33812422
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)15:03 No.33812422
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Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)15:03 No.33812423
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)15:03 No.33812423
That 9/10
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)15:03 No.33812424
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)15:03 No.33812424
>protect our freedom
HOLY SHIT
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)15:03 No.33812426
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)15:03 No.33812426
>>33812362
You can buy petrol and a lighter cheaper, son
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)15:03 No.33812427
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)15:03 No.33812427
So uh.. what was his answer to that question cause it seemed like he was rambling on about random shit
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)15:03 No.33812428
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)15:03 No.33812428
How Google will let us protect from freedom of speech on the internet?
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)15:03 No.33812429
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)15:03 No.33812429
RIP RIP RIP RIP RIP RIP RIP RIP RIP RIP RIP RIP RIP RIP RIP RIP RIP RIP RIP RIP RIP RIP RIP RIP RIP RIP RIP RIP RIP RIP
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)15:03 No.33812431
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)15:03 No.33812431
>google protecting our freedom of speech
This columbian.
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)15:03 No.33812432
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)15:03 No.33812432
>>33812367
MUH FREEDOMS
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)15:03 No.33812433
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)15:03 No.33812433
>freedom of speech online
what?
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)15:03 No.33812434
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)15:03 No.33812434
>MUH FREEDUMS
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)15:03 No.33812435
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)15:03 No.33812435
> the questions are captioned perfectly before she says them

what is this
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)15:03 No.33812436
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)15:03 No.33812436
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qt3.14
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)15:03 No.33812438
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)15:03 No.33812438
Is he senile?
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)15:03 No.33812439
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)15:03 No.33812439
>>33812398
Does your stream lag, he already killed himself minutes ago.

Must lag for non americans.
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)15:03 No.33812440
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)15:03 No.33812440
>>33812404
nigga this aint steins;gate
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)15:03 No.33812441
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)15:03 No.33812441
MUH FREEDOMS

*CLAPPING*
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)15:03 No.33812442
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)15:03 No.33812442
>Freedom of a speech through ethernet
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)15:03 No.33812443
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)15:03 No.33812443
>FREEDOM

YES, YOU GO GIRL

>..of speech

dammit
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)15:03 No.33812444
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)15:03 No.33812444
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>>33812328
for someone with a paralysed vocal cord he sure does fucking talk a lot.
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)15:03 No.33812445
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)15:03 No.33812445
>That's a great question
>everyone clapping before he can continue
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)15:03 No.33812447
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)15:03 No.33812447
THERE'S BLOOD EVERYWHERE
WHAT THE FUCK
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)15:03 No.33812450
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)15:03 No.33812450
>Hey I'm anon I'd like to ask you why you don't have a qt 3.14 gf
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)15:03 No.33812453
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)15:03 No.33812453
HOLY SHIT DID HE JUST DIED
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)15:03 No.33812454
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)15:03 No.33812454
Freedums question!
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)15:03 No.33812455
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)15:03 No.33812455
>>33812416
ikr
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)15:03 No.33812457
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)15:03 No.33812457
>Tyroid cancer
>Giving a Messiah-level speech.

Terminal disease confirmed.
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)15:03 No.33812458
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)15:03 No.33812458
>>33811218
lel
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)15:03 No.33812459
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)15:03 No.33812459
>>33812427
Guy had a shit question, he rambled to try and answer it anyway
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)15:03 No.33812461
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)15:03 No.33812461
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qt
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)15:03 No.33812462
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)15:03 No.33812462
>>33812422
Le macfag
>>
No Lie. Not Ever. !No.Lie9kdM
05/15/13(Wed)15:04 No.33812466
No Lie. Not Ever. !No.Lie9kdM 05/15/13(Wed)15:04 No.33812466
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Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)15:03 No.33812467
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)15:03 No.33812467
>Freedom
HOLY SHIT IS THIS ONE OF RMS'S QT'S
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)15:04 No.33812468
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)15:04 No.33812468
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DAT MICROSHIT SHAMING
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)15:04 No.33812469
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)15:04 No.33812469
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>google
>freedom
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)15:04 No.33812470
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)15:04 No.33812470
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the face of /g/
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)15:04 No.33812472
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)15:04 No.33812472
>>33812435
short delay before it's streamed
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)15:04 No.33812473
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)15:04 No.33812473
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GET READY
>>
Emily !66666666Ok
05/15/13(Wed)15:04 No.33812476
Emily !66666666Ok 05/15/13(Wed)15:04 No.33812476
>>33812435
Because everything is scripted.
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)15:04 No.33812477
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)15:04 No.33812477
HOLY FUCK ALL THAT BLOOD
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)15:04 No.33812479
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)15:04 No.33812479
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>>33812435
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)15:04 No.33812482
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)15:04 No.33812482
>>33812436
7/10

Would cuddle.
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)15:04 No.33812483
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)15:04 No.33812483
>>33812457
IT'S HAPPENING
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)15:04 No.33812485
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)15:04 No.33812485
Normalfags all around me.

Help. ;_;
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)15:04 No.33812488
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)15:04 No.33812488
>>33812380
>>33812382
Bug Hangouts doesn't seem to combine SMS and MMS messaging. Unless I missed something. I want to be able to attach a Google + account to a contact in my phone and then hangouts syncs up texts and the google + shit
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)15:04 No.33812489
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)15:04 No.33812489
>>33812461
>From Colombia
>Botnet whore
2/10 would not bang
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)15:04 No.33812490
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)15:04 No.33812490
>>33812453
>>33812449
>>33812447
NOOOOOO ;_;
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)15:04 No.33812493
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)15:04 No.33812493
>Making sure to proctect your privacy and freedom

Dis nigga
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)15:04 No.33812494
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)15:04 No.33812494
>>33812436
11/10
i never imagined her asking an intelligent question.
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)15:04 No.33812496
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)15:04 No.33812496
>>33812435

Google knows™.
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)15:04 No.33812497
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)15:04 No.33812497
Did the stream cut for you guys too? What the fuck is going on?
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)15:04 No.33812498
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)15:04 No.33812498
He says they protect our freedoms.
Not sure if trolling.
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)15:04 No.33812502
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)15:04 No.33812502
>try to talk "freely"
>google rips out your vocal cords
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)15:04 No.33812503
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)15:04 No.33812503
>>33812457
>>33812457
>>33812457
>>33812457
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)15:04 No.33812504
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)15:04 No.33812504
>Protecting "your" private information
Yeah keep it safe Google
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)15:04 No.33812505
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)15:04 No.33812505
Nice trick question.
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)15:05 No.33812507
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)15:05 No.33812507
>>33812431
hahah who said that?
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)15:05 No.33812510
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)15:05 No.33812510
>cutie going on about muh freedoms

I think I'm in love
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)15:05 No.33812511
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)15:05 No.33812511
>>33812388
pink sunglasses
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)15:05 No.33812512
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)15:05 No.33812512
Shots fired confirmed.
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)15:05 No.33812513
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)15:05 No.33812513
QT AS FUCK QT AS FUCK QT AS FUCK QT AS FUCK QT AS FUCK QT AS FUCK QT AS FUCK QT AS FUCK QT AS FUCK QT AS FUCK QT AS FUCK QT AS FUCK QT AS FUCK QT AS FUCK QT AS FUCK QT AS FUCK QT AS FUCK QT AS FUCK QT AS FUCK QT AS FUCK QT AS FUCK QT AS FUCK QT AS FUCK QT AS FUCK QT AS FUCK QT AS FUCK QT AS FUCK QT AS FUCK QT AS FUCK QT AS FUCK QT AS FUCK QT AS FUCK QT AS FUCK QT AS FUCK QT AS FUCK QT AS FUCK QT AS FUCK QT AS FUCK QT AS FUCK QT AS FUCK QT AS FUCK QT AS FUCK QT AS FUCK QT AS FUCK
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)15:05 No.33812514
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)15:05 No.33812514
I have a question. Yes.... WHAT ABOUT FASTER INTERNET?
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)15:05 No.33812517
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)15:05 No.33812517
>>33812497
He shot himself you fucking moron, of course it cut off.
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)15:05 No.33812520
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)15:05 No.33812520
>>33812435
video is delayed
lern2closecaptioning
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)15:05 No.33812521
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)15:05 No.33812521
>>33812470
>>33812473
GODSPEED MAGNIFICENT LOOKING BASTARD
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)15:05 No.33812523
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)15:05 No.33812523
dat veiled botnet suggestion

>he cant use my computer
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)15:05 No.33812524
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)15:05 No.33812524
>>33812470
>>33812473
i lol'd
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)15:05 No.33812525
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)15:05 No.33812525
>What do you see as the possibilities of that fast of internet?
Really?
>>
LAwLz !LAwLzaWU1A
05/15/13(Wed)15:05 No.33812527
LAwLz !LAwLzaWU1A 05/15/13(Wed)15:05 No.33812527
>>33812498
They do though.

And by the way, privacy != freedom.
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)15:05 No.33812529
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)15:05 No.33812529
ok... now he's talking about the botnet. it's too obvious.
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)15:05 No.33812530
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)15:05 No.33812530
>We know if we built that capacity we could use those computers for all sorts of things.
WE WILL USE YOUR COMPUTERS GOYIM
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)15:05 No.33812531
>>33812436


Holy shit!

How is /g/ so fast? How are you guys able to update live feeds better then google itself.

my computer lags while trying to keep up with /g/ and streaming this video. WTF?
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)15:06 No.33812533
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)15:06 No.33812533
>most of the computers we have are located in peoples houses
welp
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)15:06 No.33812543
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)15:06 No.33812543
So he just admitted that Google's goal is to be a massive botnet.
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)15:06 No.33812546
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)15:06 No.33812546
DELIVER BITS TO YOUR EYES
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)15:06 No.33812549
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)15:06 No.33812549
>all these non-committal answers
fucking hell

couldn't he just say video shit or something?
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)15:06 No.33812550
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)15:06 No.33812550
>>33812516
I DON"T KNOW WHY BUT THIS MADE MY SIDES EXPLODE AND PUT TEARS IN MY EYES
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)15:06 No.33812552
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)15:06 No.33812552
>We want to deliver bits to your eyes.

No thanks, don't need no facial.
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)15:06 No.33812557
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)15:06 No.33812557
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Did he just say they are working on protecting our freedom?
>GTFO or biggest troll evar
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)15:06 No.33812558
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)15:06 No.33812558
>>33812531
Overclock your CPU, GPU, and RAM like us, anon-kun!
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)15:06 No.33812560
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)15:06 No.33812560
LARRY WAS ASSASINATED ITS HAPPENING GOD HELP US ITS HAPPENIND
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)15:06 No.33812561
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)15:06 No.33812561
>>33812523
Holy shit. It did seem like he was alluding to a botnet
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)15:06 No.33812562
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)15:06 No.33812562
>>33812531
>my computer lags while trying to keep up with /g/ and streaming this video. WTF?

Mine too.
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)15:06 No.33812564
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)15:06 No.33812564
>>33812531
>my computer
my internet*

FTFY
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)15:06 No.33812565
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)15:06 No.33812565
>>33812543
well yeah that's the point, but it benefits everyone
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)15:06 No.33812566
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)15:06 No.33812566
>>33812364
>Babel
Hangouts.
>4.3
Later this year
>Nexus 7
Why haven't you bought one already? It's been out for over a year now.
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)15:07 No.33812568
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)15:07 No.33812568
>>33812531
Good computer + Good internet > toaster + third world country internet
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)15:07 No.33812569
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)15:07 No.33812569
>>33812531
mine lags too
fucking shitty hdd and c2d
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)15:07 No.33812572
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)15:07 No.33812572
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GET READY

HERE HE COMES
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)15:07 No.33812573
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)15:07 No.33812573
http://www.theverge.com/2013/5/15/4334242/larry-page-confrimed-dead-shot-himself-on-stage

WHY
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)15:07 No.33812576
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)15:07 No.33812576
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>>33812546
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)15:07 No.33812580
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)15:07 No.33812580
>>33812566
WHY CAN'T I FIND THE HANGOUTS APP
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)15:07 No.33812581
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)15:07 No.33812581
new Nexus 7 where?
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)15:07 No.33812586
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)15:07 No.33812586
>>33812572
IM FUCKING DYING
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)15:07 No.33812587
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)15:07 No.33812587
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>>33812422
>>33812461
>>33812466
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)15:07 No.33812588
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)15:07 No.33812588
>VAUGHNCOUVER
inb4 Page sweeps this nigga
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)15:07 No.33812589
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)15:07 No.33812589
>>33806942
probably because you are forced to use google+ for some services
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)15:07 No.33812591
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)15:07 No.33812591
>>33812572
>tfw he asks "WHAT HAPPENED TO 4.3?"
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)15:07 No.33812593
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)15:07 No.33812593
>>33812569
c2d no lag at all here. Get gud scrub
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)15:07 No.33812596
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)15:07 No.33812596
So after 3 hours... nothing new...
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)15:07 No.33812597
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)15:07 No.33812597
>>33812572
looks like don draper
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)15:08 No.33812601
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)15:08 No.33812601
>>33812581
Future.
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)15:08 No.33812604
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)15:08 No.33812604
>>33812573
where were you as larry page died?
i was browsing thread on /g/
>larry is kill
>no :(
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)15:08 No.33812607
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)15:08 No.33812607
>>33812580
not live yet
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)15:08 No.33812610
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)15:08 No.33812610
>>33812531

>There are people on /g/ with sub 100$ routers and less than 100Mb connections

pigdisgusting.3gp
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)15:08 No.33812611
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)15:08 No.33812611
>holocaust things
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)15:08 No.33812612
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)15:08 No.33812612
>>33812461
Hispanic girls are the best
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)15:08 No.33812614
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)15:08 No.33812614
>>33812572
This guy right here.
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)15:08 No.33812615
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)15:08 No.33812615
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Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)15:08 No.33812621
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)15:08 No.33812621
>"Larry Page net worth: Larry Page is the CEO and co-founder of Google who has a net worth of $23.4 billion dollars. With partner, Sergey Brin, Larry Page created Google while grad students at Standford."
>Standford
celebritynetworth
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)15:08 No.33812624
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)15:08 No.33812624
michael jackson is alive
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)15:08 No.33812628
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)15:08 No.33812628
>>33812607
IT IS IN THE iOS STORE. THAT'S IT MY DONE WITH THIS FUCKING INDIA SHIT
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)15:08 No.33812631
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)15:08 No.33812631
>>33812531
You're in a sticky with almost 4000 posts, watching a 3 hour video, probably running 4chan X.
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)15:09 No.33812632
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)15:09 No.33812632
>>33812601
Today?
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)15:08 No.33812633
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)15:08 No.33812633
>>33812531
Time to upgrade your potato

my C2D laptop is handling both fine and I'm even using appchan x and have 20+ tabs open
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)15:09 No.33812634
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)15:09 No.33812634
>>33812597
yeah .. no
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)15:09 No.33812636
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)15:09 No.33812636
>>33812604
>Ok Google
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)15:09 No.33812637
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)15:09 No.33812637
Finish your drink every time Larry says "I think"
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)15:09 No.33812640
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)15:09 No.33812640
>>33812572
inb4 he looks at the camera and screams
>WHY DIDN'T YOU STOP IT
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)15:09 No.33812641
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)15:09 No.33812641
>>33812611
[HOLO]caust
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)15:09 No.33812646
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)15:09 No.33812646
>>33812637
no
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)15:09 No.33812651
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)15:09 No.33812651
I wish /pol/ would leave.
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)15:09 No.33812652
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)15:09 No.33812652
>>33812531

im uploading these from a 2008 macbook

YGSIU
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)15:09 No.33812653
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)15:09 No.33812653
>That guys shit-eating grin
Oh dear.
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)15:09 No.33812655
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)15:09 No.33812655
>>33812596
Actually, the new API stuff at the begeining and the InteliJ developer package
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)15:09 No.33812656
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)15:09 No.33812656
>>33812573
RIP Larry Page
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)15:09 No.33812658
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)15:09 No.33812658
>inb4 there is a plant from google that asks a question and Larry unveils something new

PLEASE BE TRUE
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)15:10 No.33812660
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)15:10 No.33812660
>>33812615
If he ask foe Google Reader to be back I will jump out of the window. I swear.
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)15:10 No.33812663
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)15:10 No.33812663
>>33812637
Putting 911 on speed dial
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)15:10 No.33812664
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)15:10 No.33812664
i find his voice very unsettling
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)15:10 No.33812665
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)15:10 No.33812665
>>33812610
>.3gp
>not .webm
muh freedom
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)15:10 No.33812666
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)15:10 No.33812666
I can't fucking believe how many of comments are so famn ignorant and assholish towards his voice, Spare us, he has got a vocal cords problem you Fucks
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)15:10 No.33812667
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)15:10 No.33812667
Where did droidbro go?
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)15:10 No.33812672
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)15:10 No.33812672
>Gone
NU
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)15:10 No.33812673
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)15:10 No.33812673
From a cm dev "Google edition GS4 has potential - exactly how much remains to be seen. If it's not just stock Android but is also AOSP-supported, it'll be a game-changer if Exynos, and pretty nice if Snapdragon.

Right now, though, whether it is an AOSP device is unknown - hopefully we'll find out more on this soon. Remember, AOSP implies stock Android, but stock Android doesn't imply AOSP. This wouldn't be the first Samsung device running stock Android that was not supported by AOSP (I/O Tab 10.1 would be the first.)"
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)15:10 No.33812677
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)15:10 No.33812677
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I have a dream....
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)15:11 No.33812681
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)15:11 No.33812681
SOMEONE GIF THAT EYE SHIFT
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)15:11 No.33812684
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)15:11 No.33812684
can we bring back the cutie columbian girl plz?
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)15:11 No.33812686
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)15:11 No.33812686
>>33812470

>high as fuck Don Draper in android hat
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)15:11 No.33812687
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)15:11 No.33812687
>>33812673
>it'll be a game-changer if Exynos
isn't.
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)15:11 No.33812688
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)15:11 No.33812688
>Glass is a new category, it's quite different than existing computers. Our main goal is happy users wearing Glass. We want to make sure we're building experiences that make people happy. The team is trying to build the minimal set of things that will provide happy users. Every successive one is going to be better, obviously.

ITS A BRAVE NEW WORLD
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)15:11 No.33812694
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)15:11 No.33812694
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neckbeard is unimpressed
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)15:11 No.33812695
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)15:11 No.33812695
>>33812666
calm down and have fun
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)15:11 No.33812697
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)15:11 No.33812697
>>33812666
it's kinda weird if you didn't know and thus didn't expect it. and not to forget, funny. be it mean or not, can't help it that it's funny.
also, nice trips
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)15:11 No.33812698
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)15:11 No.33812698
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>no Android 4.3
>no news about Glass
>no updates to Gmail, Calendar or any of the stock Google appls
>no new Nexus
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)15:11 No.33812699
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)15:11 No.33812699
>I no longer remember what a normal voice sounds like
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)15:11 No.33812701
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)15:11 No.33812701
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Nothing is going to happen.

Sad.
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)15:11 No.33812702
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)15:11 No.33812702
>I love taking pictures of kids
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)15:12 No.33812706
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)15:12 No.33812706
>young kids are enough reason to have glass
you said it brother
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)15:12 No.33812707
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)15:12 No.33812707
>I love taking kids
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)15:12 No.33812708
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)15:12 No.33812708
>>33812470
hahahaha great pic
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)15:12 No.33812709
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)15:12 No.33812709
WHERE IS THE HANGOUTS APP FOR ANDROID
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)15:12 No.33812710
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)15:12 No.33812710
What's with all this "happy user" stuff?
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)15:12 No.33812711
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)15:12 No.33812711
>If you didn't have young kids, I don't know. I have young kids, after all.
This fucking guy.
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)15:12 No.33812712
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)15:12 No.33812712
>I love taking kids
PERV
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)15:12 No.33812714
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)15:12 No.33812714
>>33808873
Seaweed > Mayhem
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)15:12 No.33812715
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)15:12 No.33812715
>THE YOUNG KIDS

Page confirmed as padeophile
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)15:12 No.33812717
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)15:12 No.33812717
>>33812698
wasted 3 hours...
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)15:12 No.33812718
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)15:12 No.33812718
>I love taking kids err pictures of my kids
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)15:12 No.33812719
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)15:12 No.33812719
Hey it's that guy from despicable me!
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)15:12 No.33812720
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)15:12 No.33812720
>>33812699
:D
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)15:12 No.33812725
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)15:12 No.33812725
Dis guy is creepy as fuark
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)15:12 No.33812733
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)15:12 No.33812733
>new google + UI isn't out yet

FUCKING DROPPED
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)15:12 No.33812734
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)15:12 No.33812734
The voice is kinda calming
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)15:12 No.33812735
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)15:12 No.33812735
Can't wait for a /g/uy to come up and does a shout out.
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)15:12 No.33812738
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)15:12 No.33812738
To people saying shot fired/page is dead:

This is /g/ not /x/.
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)15:13 No.33812743
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)15:13 No.33812743
>>33812718
top lel
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)15:13 No.33812744
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)15:13 No.33812744
>>33812637
No.
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)15:13 No.33812745
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)15:13 No.33812745
>>33812666
you offended bro? relax and handle the banter
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)15:13 No.33812747
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)15:13 No.33812747
>TECHNOLOGISTS
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)15:13 No.33812748
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)15:13 No.33812748
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>>33812718
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)15:13 No.33812749
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)15:13 No.33812749
WHAT A FUCKING FAGGOT
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)15:13 No.33812751
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)15:13 No.33812751
what's a technologist?
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)15:13 No.33812752
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)15:13 No.33812752
moot?
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)15:13 No.33812755
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)15:13 No.33812755
that was /v/
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)15:13 No.33812756
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)15:13 No.33812756
>Technologists

This fucker
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)15:13 No.33812758
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)15:13 No.33812758
Page confirmed for techloli/g/y
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)15:13 No.33812760
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)15:13 No.33812760
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they removed our mascot
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)15:13 No.33812761
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)15:13 No.33812761
>technologists
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)15:13 No.33812762
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)15:13 No.33812762
>technologists
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Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)15:13 No.33812763
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)15:13 No.33812763
>>33812688
>We want to make sure we're building experiences that make people happy.
Distribute heroin then instead of wasting time on a gimmick. Or feed the word. OR DO NOT KILL GOOGLE READER.
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Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)15:13 No.33812764
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)15:13 No.33812764
>rising technologists
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Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)15:13 No.33812767
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)15:13 No.33812767
>>33812734
nope that's just stockholm syndrome
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)15:13 No.33812768
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)15:13 No.33812768
DID THEY DITCH THE ANDROIDBRO OUT OF THE QUEUE?
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Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)15:13 No.33812770
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)15:13 No.33812770
>>33812714
no
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Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)15:14 No.33812774
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)15:14 No.33812774
>crazy people
Larry confirmed for dirty ableist!
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)15:14 No.33812777
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)15:14 No.33812777
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>rising generation of technologists
you wot mate?
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Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)15:14 No.33812778
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)15:14 No.33812778
>technologists
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Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)15:14 No.33812780
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)15:14 No.33812780
>Technologits
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Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)15:14 No.33812785
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)15:14 No.33812785
>>33812760
moot what's a technologist?
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Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)15:14 No.33812786
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)15:14 No.33812786
>>33812760

>terrorist in the background
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Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)15:14 No.33812788
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)15:14 No.33812788
>>33812734
Try to imagine him being pissed at you and telling you to fuck off
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Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)15:14 No.33812790
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)15:14 No.33812790
>>33812768
GOOGLE NEW HE WAS GOING TO ASK A HARD HITTING QUESTION SO THEY TOOK HIM OUTSIDE
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Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)15:14 No.33812792
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)15:14 No.33812792
>I try not to [...] find the craziest person in a given area.
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Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)15:14 No.33812794
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)15:14 No.33812794
>>33812760
>lgbt line-up
Hue
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)15:14 No.33812795
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)15:14 No.33812795
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>t-t-technologists
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Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)15:14 No.33812798
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)15:14 No.33812798
>raw material
$1
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Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)15:15 No.33812800
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)15:15 No.33812800
>paying more than 50 cents for a pound of glass
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)15:15 No.33812802
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)15:15 No.33812802
>technologists
you guys gonna make this a maymay, aren't you?
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)15:15 No.33812803
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)15:15 No.33812803
>>33812786
AW SHIT!
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)15:15 No.33812805
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)15:15 No.33812805
Larry Page talking about how bad he gouges us
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)15:15 No.33812806
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)15:15 No.33812806
>>33812768
R.I.P in pieces
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)15:15 No.33812809
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)15:15 No.33812809
>Not buying raw materials and assembling them
It's just like lego, /g/
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)15:15 No.33812812
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)15:15 No.33812812
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>>33812788
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)15:15 No.33812813
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)15:15 No.33812813
Even Larry is using Technologist!
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)15:15 No.33812814
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)15:15 No.33812814
>>33812790
THEY KNOW WHAT YOU'RE THINKING
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)15:15 No.33812815
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)15:15 No.33812815
technologists is fine

it's not as if he was asking about "gamers" or some shit, and he could mean anything from programmers, to UI designers, or "tech entrepreneurs"
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)15:15 No.33812817
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)15:15 No.33812817
There are different queues, idiots.
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)15:15 No.33812819
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)15:15 No.33812819
There are two different queues for asking questions. Stop freaking out about ANDROIDBRO
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)15:15 No.33812820
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)15:15 No.33812820
Putting funny cat pictures on Facebook/G+ with the caption "so nerdy xD" is being a "technologist" now.
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)15:15 No.33812821
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)15:15 No.33812821
His voice is on the border between soothing and annoying for me.
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)15:15 No.33812822
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)15:15 No.33812822
>>33812790
LOL
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)15:16 No.33812824
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)15:16 No.33812824
1$ smart phone confirmed.
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)15:16 No.33812825
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)15:16 No.33812825
/g/ - technologists
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)15:16 No.33812826
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)15:16 No.33812826
WHERE IS MY $1 NEXUS, GOOGLE
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)15:16 No.33812827
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)15:16 No.33812827
>>33812764

lel

>Rising technologist

Faggot

Also I'm still jelly of you fags being able to update faster then me. i5 750 gb HDD. Why is it so pathetic?
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)15:16 No.33812831
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)15:16 No.33812831
>>33812790
A bullet behind his neck?
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)15:16 No.33812833
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)15:16 No.33812833
>>33812790
He was actually thinking about all the delicious loli he is going to read when he gets home.

BIG MISTAKE, THAT'S A THOUGHT CRIME.
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)15:16 No.33812835
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)15:16 No.33812835
>all these rambling answers that don't really answer the question at all

Is he unable to just quickly and simply answer a question directly?
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)15:16 No.33812838
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)15:16 No.33812838
>A PROPER QUESTION
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)15:16 No.33812842
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)15:16 No.33812842
>implying that guy won't just spout some epick may may xD
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)15:16 No.33812843
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)15:16 No.33812843
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/g/
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Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)15:16 No.33812846
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)15:16 No.33812846
>>33812835
>old people
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)15:16 No.33812847
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)15:16 No.33812847
>>33812820
>lol using a macbook at starbucks, writing a script while talking to my friend with my iphone, such a technologist :*)
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)15:17 No.33812849
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)15:17 No.33812849
ANDROID HAT DUDE IS BACK
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)15:17 No.33812852
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)15:17 No.33812852
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>>33812821
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Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)15:17 No.33812854
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)15:17 No.33812854
HE'S STILL THERE
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)15:17 No.33812856
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)15:17 No.33812856
>>33812838
My reaction exactly. Sadly, not much of an answer.
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)15:17 No.33812857
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)15:17 No.33812857
hese back
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)15:17 No.33812858
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)15:17 No.33812858
ANDROIDBRO SIGHTING
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)15:17 No.33812859
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)15:17 No.33812859
Fuck all the haters, this is real talk hour with Larry Page.
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)15:17 No.33812860
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)15:17 No.33812860
holy shit calling oracle out
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)15:17 No.33812862
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)15:17 No.33812862
>>33812846
>dying people
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)15:17 No.33812864
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)15:17 No.33812864
THERE HE IS
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)15:17 No.33812867
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)15:17 No.33812867
Get this dirty indian out of my stream.
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)15:17 No.33812868
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)15:17 No.33812868
HE IS BACK
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)15:17 No.33812869
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)15:17 No.33812869
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HES BACK
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Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)15:17 No.33812871
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)15:17 No.33812871
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HE'S THERE
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Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)15:17 No.33812872
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)15:17 No.33812872
>fucking India again
FUCK OFF SHITSKINS
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)15:17 No.33812877
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)15:17 No.33812877
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Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)15:17 No.33812878
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)15:17 No.33812878
>>33812859
More shitskins
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)15:18 No.33812879
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)15:18 No.33812879
DAT SMUG AS FUCK ANDROID DUDE
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)15:18 No.33812881
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)15:18 No.33812881
That guy is so high
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)15:18 No.33812882
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)15:18 No.33812882
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>I worry that Google is reinforcing my world view and not exposing me to serendipitous discovery.
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Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)15:18 No.33812883
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)15:18 No.33812883
he's actually answering the question this time
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)15:18 No.33812884
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)15:18 No.33812884
HE'S BEING CUT IN LINE BECAUSE THEY ARE AFRAID OF WHAT HE WILL SAY
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)15:18 No.33812886
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)15:18 No.33812886
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>>33812835
Exactly what I've been thinking.

Pic related.
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Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)15:18 No.33812888
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)15:18 No.33812888
THATS A REALLY GOOD QUESTION

No wait.
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)15:18 No.33812892
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)15:18 No.33812892
I love Indian accents
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)15:18 No.33812893
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)15:18 No.33812893
>>33812869

his tag says G4NY

FIND HIM
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)15:18 No.33812895
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)15:18 No.33812895
>>33812877
is that his mother? or is it his wife?
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)15:18 No.33812897
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)15:18 No.33812897
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The botnet.
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Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)15:18 No.33812898
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)15:18 No.33812898
>>33812877
HE WILL SHOOT PAGE IN THE NECK. YOU HEARD IT HERE FIRST.
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)15:19 No.33812901
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)15:19 No.33812901
Is that John Hamm with an android hat?
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)15:19 No.33812902
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)15:19 No.33812902
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Who /pol/ here?
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Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)15:19 No.33812904
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)15:19 No.33812904
>"You're under our control."

He just said it, folks. Botnet confirmed.
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)15:19 No.33812905
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)15:19 No.33812905
Fuck I should have learned how to program.
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)15:19 No.33812906
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)15:19 No.33812906
>>33812892
Do you hate your ears?
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)15:19 No.33812909
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)15:19 No.33812909
>Yeah, that's really a good question...
Every single time
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)15:19 No.33812911
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)15:19 No.33812911
Androidbro has some great facial structure.
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)15:19 No.33812912
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)15:19 No.33812912
>>33812898
it's a she, but I don't blame you
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)15:19 No.33812913
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)15:19 No.33812913
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>mfw Google announces they are going to buy Oracle.
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)15:19 No.33812914
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)15:19 No.33812914
>no android 4.3/5
blunder of the century
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)15:19 No.33812915
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)15:19 No.33812915
EDIBLE SOFTWARE
WHAT WILL GOOGLE THINK OF NEXT
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)15:19 No.33812917
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)15:19 No.33812917
Can't we just skip this page?
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)15:19 No.33812920
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)15:19 No.33812920
>People are starving in the world
Reminder that Africa is still a shithole and has always been.
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)15:19 No.33812923
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)15:19 No.33812923
>>33812895
Why not both?
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)15:19 No.33812926
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)15:19 No.33812926
GOOGLE AND COMPUTERS WILL STOP POVERTY.
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)15:19 No.33812927
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)15:19 No.33812927
>>33812905
it's not too late you lazy faggot
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)15:19 No.33812928
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)15:19 No.33812928
>>33812902
We all /pol/ here :DDDDD
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)15:19 No.33812929
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)15:19 No.33812929
>Google wants to organize the world so the world can solve problems.

botnet deniers status: WORLDTOLD
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)15:19 No.33812931
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)15:19 No.33812931
>>33812892
I don't

they all sound the same and its fucking annoying
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)15:19 No.33812932
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)15:19 No.33812932
>>33812909

that's a great point
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)15:20 No.33812934
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)15:20 No.33812934
>>33812905
It's not too late. I should learn more too.
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)15:20 No.33812937
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)15:20 No.33812937
>>33812886
Normal internalized pr for politicians.

Now go think about that for a minute.
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)15:20 No.33812939
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)15:20 No.33812939
I'm just waiting until I hear the android guy's question

After that, I'm getting the fuck outta here. Shits mad boring
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)15:20 No.33812940
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)15:20 No.33812940
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remember goyim, google knows best
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Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)15:20 No.33812941
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)15:20 No.33812941
>Billionaire talking about people starving.
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)15:20 No.33812942
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)15:20 No.33812942
Will the new hardware be announced today?
How long will this livestream stream?
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)15:20 No.33812946
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)15:20 No.33812946
>From GBGITMORAI
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)15:20 No.33812947
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)15:20 No.33812947
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>mfw downloaded and using the new Play Music app right now
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)15:20 No.33812948
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)15:20 No.33812948
>People are starving not because we don't have enough food but because we are not organized
Truly the Jesus of our times
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)15:20 No.33812951
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)15:20 No.33812951
>>33812905
go do it faget

i dare you to make a tic tac toe program in python
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)15:20 No.33812953
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)15:20 No.33812953
>>33812928
This
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)15:20 No.33812954
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)15:20 No.33812954
>>33812923
wouldn't be uncommon in shitskin land
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)15:20 No.33812957
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ANDROID STUDIO DOWNLOAD LINK

http://developer.android.com/sdk/installing/studio.html
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)15:20 No.33812959
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)15:20 No.33812959
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HI LARRY
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)15:20 No.33812961
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)15:20 No.33812961
>FROM (INDISCERNIBLE)
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)15:20 No.33812963
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)15:20 No.33812963
>Hopefully, computers will know how to organize the world
He's practically spelling it out at this point.
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)15:20 No.33812964
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)15:20 No.33812964
i love how you can hear the constant stream of breath in the mic as he talks
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)15:20 No.33812966
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)15:20 No.33812966
>>33812913
they're still handling the botched motorola-acquisition, you think they'd be able to handle Oracle? brhahaha.
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)15:20 No.33812968
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)15:20 No.33812968
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>>33812902
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)15:20 No.33812970
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)15:20 No.33812970
>>33812906
>>33812931
Have you ever heard one say "42"?
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)15:21 No.33812972
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)15:21 No.33812972
Having trouble staying awake.

Chances of surprise ending?

lol @ 10 min ban, would you like to refresh this Page? No, not really.

>>33812843 spot the angy bird
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)15:21 No.33812974
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)15:21 No.33812974
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>>33812928
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Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)15:21 No.33812977
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)15:21 No.33812977
WHY CUNT WE BUY PAID ASS

>glass in captcha

fucking google
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)15:21 No.33812978
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)15:21 No.33812978
>>33812942
Keynote is just Q/A now
I/O is all day l
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)15:21 No.33812979
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)15:21 No.33812979
>>33812913
I'm not sure if this would make my job better or worse.
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)15:21 No.33812980
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)15:21 No.33812980
>>33812947

Now I can finally consider cancelling my Spotify subscription.
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)15:21 No.33812983
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)15:21 No.33812983
>>33812902
Sup.

P.S. Throw out the non-whites of Google I/O.
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)15:21 No.33812984
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)15:21 No.33812984
>>33812927
>>33812934
>>33812951
I know a little C++

I tried to learn how to do Android Apps but it was a little too advanced for me.
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)15:21 No.33812985
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)15:21 No.33812985
>>33812957

thank you based anon
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)15:21 No.33812986
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)15:21 No.33812986
>fat Burt Kwouk
>can't understand anything other than "far east" and "credit card"
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Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)15:21 No.33812987
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)15:21 No.33812987
>>33812948
like that's any new statement at all.
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)15:21 No.33812989
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)15:21 No.33812989
>again with the shitskins
I had forgotten how "the western world" was populated these days.
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)15:21 No.33812991
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)15:21 No.33812991
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>Posts in this thread deleted and blocked from posting for 15 minutes, just got unblocked

THEY KNOW
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Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)15:21 No.33812993
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)15:21 No.33812993
where is androidbro? :(
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)15:21 No.33812994
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>>33812947

>mfw shuffle is still fucked
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Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)15:21 No.33812996
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)15:21 No.33812996
Fuck. How many questions has he answered and wtf are they doing?
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)15:21 No.33812998
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)15:21 No.33812998
>>33812957
HAHA! TIME TO LEARN JAVA
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)15:21 No.33812999
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)15:21 No.33812999
>16 year old at the I/O

Fuck
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)15:21 No.33813001
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)15:21 No.33813001
>>33812941

my sides

he is full of shit after all
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)15:21 No.33813002
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)15:21 No.33813002
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Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)15:21 No.33813003
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)15:21 No.33813003
>>33812963
DO NOT WORRY CITIZEN. EVERYTHING IS FINE.
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)15:21 No.33813004
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)15:21 No.33813004
this guy
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)15:21 No.33813005
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)15:21 No.33813005
POSITIVE & NEGATIVE
Enlighten us some more.
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)15:21 No.33813006
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)15:21 No.33813006
tell that kid to dont visit /g/ lol
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)15:22 No.33813010
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)15:22 No.33813010
>>33812948
But it's true. We throw away and waste so much raw food material only because we don't have a way to get it to the poor.

UN trucks getting swarmed by 1000 Africans isn't an efficient way to feed the children.
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)15:22 No.33813013
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)15:22 No.33813013
>>33812902
I'm not /pol/ but they're alright.
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)15:22 No.33813014
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)15:22 No.33813014
So no new Nexus 7 announced yet?
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)15:22 No.33813016
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)15:22 No.33813016
>>33812957
Will this help new App programmers or just people who already know how to do it?
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)15:22 No.33813017
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)15:22 No.33813017
>>33812963
trapper keeper!
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)15:22 No.33813018
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)15:22 No.33813018
How do I convince the goys, master?
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)15:22 No.33813019
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)15:22 No.33813019
Someone get me out of here
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)15:22 No.33813021
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)15:22 No.33813021
>>33812957
WHAT IS IT
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)15:22 No.33813022
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)15:22 No.33813022
dat insecure kid
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)15:22 No.33813023
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)15:22 No.33813023
>Certainly not all change is good
BASED CONSERVATIVE BRO
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)15:22 No.33813025
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)15:22 No.33813025
>>33812957
FUCK YES
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)15:22 No.33813027
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)15:22 No.33813027
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WHERE MY BURGERS
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Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)15:22 No.33813033
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)15:22 No.33813033
>>33812957
I haven't coded in like 6 years and the last time I coded was during an intro to C++ class. How fucked am I?
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)15:22 No.33813036
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)15:22 No.33813036
Google > the law
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)15:22 No.33813037
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)15:22 No.33813037
>15 year olds standing up and asking retarded questions just because they think have a unique view
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)15:22 No.33813041
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)15:22 No.33813041
>hi, I'm a young gay man, and I want to spread my gay love to other people who don't know the wonder of being filled with thick hard megacocks
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)15:22 No.33813042
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)15:22 No.33813042
>>33812984
I tried to learn that too. Here are some resources put together by some guy on XDA.
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheet/pub?key=0Aiakq5EFgZZTdGlmblFNMFZLN3huRnNUNzdkWDRoekE&output=html
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)15:23 No.33813048
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)15:23 No.33813048
What a fucking stupid question
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)15:23 No.33813049
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)15:23 No.33813049
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Typical Android Fag
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Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)15:23 No.33813051
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)15:23 No.33813051
>>33813014
nope
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)15:23 No.33813054
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)15:23 No.33813054
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Google is only the prototype for a much larger system.
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Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)15:23 No.33813056
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)15:23 No.33813056
>>33813016
No IDE is going to hold your hand. You have to know what you're doing first.

For Android, learn Java first.
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)15:23 No.33813057
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)15:23 No.33813057
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>>33812989

>(Indescernable) in the subtitles.
>pedovoice "uhhh ...yeah that's a very great question)
>"Uhh we're not worried about that', it's all good and uhh yeah, next question, good point"


hahahahahaha
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)15:23 No.33813058
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)15:23 No.33813058
>>33812957
Won't even run after installing.
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)15:23 No.33813059
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)15:23 No.33813059
>>33813014
3 hours in here's what happened:

1. Failed to demo their multiplayer API (hilarious)
2. Qt girl wearing google glass
3. GS4 AOSP
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)15:23 No.33813062
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)15:23 No.33813062
>>33813002
>[indiscernible intensifies]
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)15:23 No.33813063
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)15:23 No.33813063
>Law can't be right if it's 50 years old.
YOU HEARD IT HERE FOLKS! THE CONSTITUTION MUST BE BURNED!
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)15:23 No.33813064
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)15:23 No.33813064
Page confirmed for huge pedo.
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)15:23 No.33813067
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)15:23 No.33813067
>>33813049
>tfw he looks like my dad and Don Draper
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)15:24 No.33813070
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)15:24 No.33813070
>There are a lot of exciting things to do, which you can't, because it's not legal.
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)15:24 No.33813071
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)15:24 No.33813071
"No all change is good" - Larry Page

>speaking about Windows 8.
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)15:24 No.33813075
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)15:24 No.33813075
>>33813049
I'm just waiting for his question then i'm leaving
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)15:24 No.33813079
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)15:24 No.33813079
Did anyone else get a banned from all boards message when trying to post?
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)15:24 No.33813081
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)15:24 No.33813081
>>33813049
Someone explain brand loyalty to me. I don't understand it.
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)15:24 No.33813082
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>>33813049
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)15:24 No.33813088
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)15:24 No.33813088
>>33813056
I'm not expecting it to, I just don't know if it has a big learning curve in order to fully understand how it works or not.
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)15:24 No.33813092
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)15:24 No.33813092
GOOGOPOLIS WILL SOON BE CONSTRUCTED. PREPARE FOR LIFTOFF
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)15:24 No.33813094
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)15:24 No.33813094
why does page keep looking at the sky?
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)15:25 No.33813098
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)15:25 No.33813098
>>33813057
Well the question kind of was.
"Why don't we charge for everything?"
He isn't going to say "That's the plan".
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)15:25 No.33813099
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)15:25 No.33813099
>>33812999
>16 year
>getting a free Pixel
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)15:25 No.33813104
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)15:25 No.33813104
I know the fundimentals of how to program but I have no idea how to apply that and actually build something... It's bothersome.
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)15:25 No.33813107
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)15:25 No.33813107
>>33813081
Sense of belonging, I guess?
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)15:25 No.33813110
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)15:25 No.33813110
>safe places to try out new things

Google secret underground human testing facilities confirmed.

THOSE SICK FUCKS
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)15:25 No.33813111
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)15:25 No.33813111
>guy in the back with Angry Birds hat
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)15:25 No.33813113
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)15:25 No.33813113
you gives a shit about google and healthcare
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)15:25 No.33813114
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)15:25 No.33813114
ANDROIDBRO WHERE ARE YOU
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)15:25 No.33813115
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)15:25 No.33813115
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>>33813082
>that watermark
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Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)15:25 No.33813116
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)15:25 No.33813116
>>33813094
inspiration
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)15:25 No.33813119
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)15:25 No.33813119
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>angry birds hat
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Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)15:25 No.33813121
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)15:25 No.33813121
>>33813094
He's looking at The Cloud™
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)15:25 No.33813122
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)15:25 No.33813122
THAT'S A GREAT QUESTION
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)15:25 No.33813123
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)15:25 No.33813123
>>33813094
he's high. Not even kidding, his pain meds for cancer would've fucked him up
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)15:25 No.33813125
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)15:25 No.33813125
>>33813099
what do you mean?
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)15:25 No.33813128
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)15:25 No.33813128
I'm not even listening to Larry anymore. I can hear his voice, but it's all out of focus.
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)15:26 No.33813131
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)15:26 No.33813131
>>33813099
>He's going to use it as a facebook machine
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)15:26 No.33813132
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)15:26 No.33813132
5am here, going to bed.
let me know when he announce the next nexus
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)15:26 No.33813133
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)15:26 No.33813133
>>33813075
>waiting for generic answer
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)15:26 No.33813134
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)15:26 No.33813134
>>33813094
He's waiting for the sniper to end his life.
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)15:26 No.33813135
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)15:26 No.33813135
>>33813079
yeah, this thread is like a ddos attack on 4chan
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)15:26 No.33813140
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)15:26 No.33813140
>implying DNA-sequencing is actually useful and reliable
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)15:26 No.33813143
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)15:26 No.33813143
>>33813123
he has no cancer though
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)15:26 No.33813144
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)15:26 No.33813144
so any new device or is it just stuff nobody gives a shit about?
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)15:26 No.33813145
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)15:26 No.33813145
>>33813125

everyone there is getting a free laptop
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)15:26 No.33813149
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)15:26 No.33813149
>>33813098
Are you from indiscernible too?

indiscernible man 1 was the best, His question was literally 100% obsfucated.
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)15:26 No.33813150
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)15:26 No.33813150
>>33813104
Same man...same ;_;
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)15:26 No.33813151
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)15:26 No.33813151
GOOGLE WILL KEEP OUR DNA
DNA
DNA
DNA!
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)15:26 No.33813155
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)15:26 No.33813155
>>33813094
Fucking lights. They blind you but like a moth you cannot help it but look.
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)15:26 No.33813156
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)15:26 No.33813156
>Forced insurance
Fucking commies.
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)15:26 No.33813158
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)15:26 No.33813158
>>33813079
Please respond
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)15:26 No.33813159
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)15:26 No.33813159
>Why are people so worried about keeping their medical info private?
>Just give it to us, we'll make a safe world for you.
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)15:27 No.33813160
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)15:27 No.33813160
>>33813104
Same here. Had a programming class in high school. Aced it. I know how to write some basic code, but as soon as it involves some sort of technology outside a for loop or whatever, I'm stumped. No idea what I'm doing.
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)15:26 No.33813161
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)15:26 No.33813161
>>33813125
they announced earlier, everyone there is getting a free Pixel chromebook
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)15:26 No.33813162
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)15:26 No.33813162
"why are people so concerned about leaving there insurance info private"
BOTNET CONFIRMED
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)15:27 No.33813165
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)15:27 No.33813165
>Obamacare status = BURIED
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)15:27 No.33813171
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)15:27 No.33813171
I WOULD TAKE OUT A GOOGLE INSURANCE PROGRAM
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)15:27 No.33813174
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)15:27 No.33813174
>why do people keep their medical history private?
>MUST BE INSURANCE

or maybe I don't want people to treat me differently if I go in with depression or some shit
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)15:27 No.33813175
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>>33813128
it's all sounding like the same, i can't keep concentrated on his voice.

CAPTCHA: thatcsi place
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)15:27 No.33813176
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)15:27 No.33813176
>WOMEN IN THE DEV COMMUNITY
>ALL DAT CLAPPING
GOOGLE CONFIRMED FOR LGBT
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)15:27 No.33813177
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)15:27 No.33813177
>ONE MORE QUESTION
>androidbro's face
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)15:27 No.33813178
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)15:27 No.33813178
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https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=com.google.android.talk
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)15:27 No.33813179
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)15:27 No.33813179
>Women
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)15:27 No.33813180
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)15:27 No.33813180
>wimyns
FUCK OFF
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)15:27 No.33813182
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)15:27 No.33813182
oh fuck

feminist incoming
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)15:27 No.33813184
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)15:27 No.33813184
1 or 2 more questions.

Androidbro will never speak.
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)15:27 No.33813185
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)15:27 No.33813185
WE ARE RUNNING OUT OF TIME
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)15:27 No.33813187
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)15:27 No.33813187
>one question left
>android-hat two people back
NOOOOO
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)15:27 No.33813188
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)15:27 No.33813188
ANDROIDBRO NEXT IN LINE ON HIS QUEUE
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)15:27 No.33813189
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)15:27 No.33813189
ANDROIDBRO Isn't gonnna be able to talk
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)15:27 No.33813190
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)15:27 No.33813190
>women
OH BOY HERE WE GO
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)15:27 No.33813191
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)15:27 No.33813191
VIRGIN DETECTED
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)15:27 No.33813192
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)15:27 No.33813192
Androidbro will never come up to ask.
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)15:28 No.33813194
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)15:28 No.33813194
> woman
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)15:28 No.33813196
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)15:28 No.33813196
>>33813151
the island
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)15:28 No.33813197
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)15:28 No.33813197
Look at this pimp.
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)15:28 No.33813198
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)15:28 No.33813198
>>33813162
>MUH CONTEXT
faggot
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)15:28 No.33813199
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)15:28 No.33813199
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>no time for android man
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)15:28 No.33813200
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)15:28 No.33813200
[feminism intensifies]
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)15:28 No.33813202
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>that fucking guy with the android hat
god damn my sides
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)15:28 No.33813203
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)15:28 No.33813203
>pandering to women
FUCKING GENDER TRAITOR
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)15:28 No.33813206
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)15:28 No.33813206
>MUH WOMEN
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)15:28 No.33813207
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)15:28 No.33813207
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Hero
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Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)15:28 No.33813208
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)15:28 No.33813208
Y-Y-YEAH

WOMEN
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)15:28 No.33813210
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)15:28 No.33813210
Google wants your medical records
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)15:28 No.33813211
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)15:28 No.33813211
>that guy with the android hat

he better ask about 4.3, I can't believe they haven't said shit about it
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)15:28 No.33813212
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)15:28 No.33813212
>Why are people so worried about keeping their medical info private?

Larry, y-you're scaring me...
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)15:28 No.33813213
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)15:28 No.33813213
> getting young women excited

MAH NIGGA
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)15:28 No.33813214
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)15:28 No.33813214
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>>33813104
>>33813150
What are you doing on /g/?
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)15:28 No.33813217
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)15:28 No.33813217
>>33813176
YUP YUP
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)15:28 No.33813218
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)15:28 No.33813218
ANDROIDBRO = DENIED
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)15:28 No.33813219
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)15:28 No.33813219
People aren't worried about leaving their medical info out in the wild because of insurance, but rather because of STDs and rectal prolapses due to excessive dragon dildo use.
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Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)15:28 No.33813220
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)15:28 No.33813220
WHITE KNIGHT DETECTED
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)15:28 No.33813221
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)15:28 No.33813221
>the only reason you want your health info private is insurance
>my sides
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)15:28 No.33813224
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)15:28 No.33813224
>>33813151
As long as someone has my DNA, I cannot really die.
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)15:28 No.33813225
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)15:28 No.33813225
>Android bro can't talk because lolwomen
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)15:28 No.33813227
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)15:28 No.33813227
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>women in the development community
>[applause intensifies]
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Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)15:28 No.33813228
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)15:28 No.33813228
>>33813199
FUCK, ANDROID GUY IS A QT
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)15:28 No.33813230
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)15:28 No.33813230
young women and girls, google = pedos paradise ?
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)15:28 No.33813232
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)15:28 No.33813232
>subtle implications of a Google country
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)15:28 No.33813233
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)15:28 No.33813233
It's beyond me how so many people don't understand that women simply aren't as interested or as good as men in software dev.
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)15:28 No.33813234
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)15:28 No.33813234
BAWW WHY DONT WOMEN ADAPT TO WHAT MEN ADAPT TO INSTEAD OF HAVING EVERYONE ELSE CATER TO THEIR NEEDS
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)15:28 No.33813238
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)15:28 No.33813238
>>33813143
uh.
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)15:28 No.33813240
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)15:28 No.33813240
>>33813178
finally
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)15:28 No.33813241
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)15:28 No.33813241
>>33813178
Thanks bro
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)15:29 No.33813243
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)15:29 No.33813243
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No time for android bro. =(
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Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)15:29 No.33813244
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)15:29 No.33813244
GOOGLE+ NEW DESIGN IS OUT
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)15:29 No.33813248
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)15:29 No.33813248
>the faces of people still waiting in line

>all these terrible (good) questions
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)15:29 No.33813249
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)15:29 No.33813249
>women

they will just get offended by a joke and ruin someones whole life, fuck this im out

time to buy a fucking iPhag
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)15:29 No.33813252
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)15:29 No.33813252
http://www.localsplash.com/
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)15:29 No.33813253
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)15:29 No.33813253
>>33806077 (OP)
>New and redesign maps, gmail, android, Nexus 7, messaging, wallet, chrome.
People actually give a fuck?
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)15:29 No.33813255
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)15:29 No.33813255
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>google maps jacket
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Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)15:29 No.33813256
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)15:29 No.33813256
>google maps jacket
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)15:29 No.33813257
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)15:29 No.33813257
FUCK YOU NECKBEARD WE WANTED ANDROID BRO
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)15:29 No.33813260
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)15:29 No.33813260
>>33813104
It's like anything else in this world. You just have to keep working. You're not going to the find the next big thing just sitting there, that's for sure.
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)15:29 No.33813261
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)15:29 No.33813261
>Androidbro leaves after Page says he won't get to talk
>Page lets the next guy talk anyway
Hearts go out to you AndroidBro
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)15:29 No.33813265
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)15:29 No.33813265
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My sides
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Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)15:29 No.33813266
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)15:29 No.33813266
the android guy is next!!!!!

also, dongles for women. more dongles.a
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)15:29 No.33813270
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)15:29 No.33813270
>>33813224
Why don't you kill you'reself then?
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)15:29 No.33813271
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)15:29 No.33813271
DAT GUY'S HAIR
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)15:30 No.33813276
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)15:30 No.33813276
THAT'S A REALLY GREAT QUESTION
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)15:30 No.33813281
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)15:30 No.33813281
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nice hair
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Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)15:30 No.33813286
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)15:30 No.33813286
>>33813265
wtf, that guy in the background has an even weirder hat
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)15:30 No.33813288
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)15:30 No.33813288
FUCKING SOCIAL POLITICAL DEMOCRATISING AFRICA WHAT? TELL ME ABOUT ANDROID YOU FUCKING CUNTS
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)15:30 No.33813290
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)15:30 No.33813290
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getting your own medical info from your doctors is actually hard as well. very rarely do you get to see your own medical report (or have what it means explained)
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)15:30 No.33813291
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)15:30 No.33813291
>>33813281
IF YOU'RE A FAGGOT
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)15:30 No.33813295
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)15:30 No.33813295
It's too late now.
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)15:30 No.33813297
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)15:30 No.33813297
>they cost $1 to make
>NO IS TOO ESPENSIVE FOR AFRIKA
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)15:30 No.33813300
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)15:30 No.33813300
>>33813265
>tobeymaguire checking out natalie portman.jpg
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)15:30 No.33813301
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)15:30 No.33813301
>blah blah blah blah women
It's their own fault for not going for it. They'd rather stay at home all day and sperg on Facebook or take pictures of them holding a gameboy instead of learning something that is progressive and tech literate.
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)15:30 No.33813302
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)15:30 No.33813302
PROTIP: Don't fold your arms. It's a very defensive posture and it makes you look like you're ready to fight or flight.
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)15:30 No.33813304
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)15:30 No.33813304
>>33813265
Oh wow my sides, that smug smile from the pope
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)15:31 No.33813305
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)15:31 No.33813305
>>33813290
where do you live faggot?
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)15:31 No.33813308
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)15:31 No.33813308
>>33813256
>>33813255

MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT ACHIEVE THIS SHIT
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)15:31 No.33813309
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)15:31 No.33813309
"Thank you all for spending so much time with me today." And Larry is done, to huge applause. That was really, really strange.
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)15:31 No.33813310
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)15:31 No.33813310
>Time extended again
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)15:31 No.33813311
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)15:31 No.33813311
What's the point in having hair in your fucking face if you're going to brush it away every five seconds anyway.
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)15:31 No.33813313
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)15:31 No.33813313
shit android bro didn't get the chance
FUCK
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)15:31 No.33813314
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)15:31 No.33813314
Google pussied out. They had to cut the Q&A short or they would have had to enter a battle of wits with one of the greatest minds this world has to offer.
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)15:31 No.33813320
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)15:31 No.33813320
ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)15:31 No.33813321
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)15:31 No.33813321
>he skipped android guy
ARE YOU FUCKING SERIOUS`
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)15:31 No.33813324
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)15:31 No.33813324
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)15:31 No.33813327
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)15:31 No.33813327
>>33813281
he's like the image of techcrunch. bleg
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)15:31 No.33813328
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)15:31 No.33813328
NO NEXUS
WASTE OF TIME
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)15:31 No.33813333
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)15:31 No.33813333
>>33813314
Hahaha f
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)15:32 No.33813337
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)15:32 No.33813337
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WELL THAT WAS A WASTE OF TIME
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Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)15:32 No.33813342
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)15:32 No.33813342
>>33813311
lehipsterface.jpg
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)15:32 No.33813345
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)15:32 No.33813345
Will there be an IO stream tomorrow?
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)15:32 No.33813347
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)15:32 No.33813347
So why again is google going full gommunism today?
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)15:32 No.33813349
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)15:32 No.33813349
> NO 4.3
> NO NEW NEXUS
> NO GLASS

ITS OVER GOOGLE IS FINISHED
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)15:32 No.33813350
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)15:32 No.33813350
Well that was a waste of a few hours.
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)15:32 No.33813351
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)15:32 No.33813351
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Fuck
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Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)15:32 No.33813352
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)15:32 No.33813352
THIS IS LIKE ANOTHER HOLOCAUST
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)15:32 No.33813354
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)15:32 No.33813354
>download Hangouts app
>go into Google+
>tap "Messages" or "Hangouts"
>still a separate in-app chat instead of the new app
Wasn't this app supposed to be a solution to the chat-fragmentation in google services?
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)15:32 No.33813355
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)15:32 No.33813355
I'm gonna watch GMaps: Into the future.
And you guise?
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)15:32 No.33813356
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)15:32 No.33813356
INB4 ANDROID GUY GOES STRAIGHT TERMINATOR
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)15:32 No.33813357
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)15:32 No.33813357
>>33813302
Maybe I am. Google won't take me down quietly.
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)15:32 No.33813359
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)15:32 No.33813359
>>33813337
That was funny
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)15:32 No.33813361
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)15:32 No.33813361
ANDROIDBRO COULD NOT SAVE US THIS DAY

HE SHALL BE OUR AVATAR
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)15:32 No.33813363
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)15:32 No.33813363
/g/ you told me to wait for this shit before buying a Nexus 7.
What do I do now?
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)15:32 No.33813365
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)15:32 No.33813365
>>33813311
I have hair that falls in my face. There is no point. I just look shittier when I get haircuts so I haven't gotten one in 10 months. I'm just really insecure about it.
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)15:32 No.33813367
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)15:32 No.33813367
So how many of the people who wore Google Glass to the keynote just wanted to get noticed?
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)15:32 No.33813369
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)15:32 No.33813369
>>33813337
is that you?
you look gorgeous :)
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)15:33 No.33813373
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)15:33 No.33813373
>inb4 android guy pulls out a pistol and kills hundreds
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)15:33 No.33813377
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)15:33 No.33813377
It is over. I wasted 3 hour of my life.
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)15:33 No.33813381
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)15:33 No.33813381
>>33813354
Yea I thought this was supposed to merge SMS/MMS and google + chat

What the fuck
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)15:33 No.33813383
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)15:33 No.33813383
>>33813355
Masturbate
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)15:33 No.33813386
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)15:33 No.33813386
seriously, google glass looks weird
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)15:33 No.33813387
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)15:33 No.33813387
>>33813367
All of them?
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)15:33 No.33813388
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)15:33 No.33813388
>>33813363
Wait like myself and lurk this thread on the upcoming days.
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)15:33 No.33813389
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)15:33 No.33813389
>>33813369
>is that you?
you fucking srs anon?
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)15:33 No.33813392
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)15:33 No.33813392
do i need to have google+ to use the hangouts app?
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)15:33 No.33813398
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)15:33 No.33813398
Wait so are they going to talk about the new Nexus or......................?

I could have done so much shit in these three hours I wasted/
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)15:34 No.33813400
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)15:34 No.33813400
>>33813367

It's not like they could have used it, imagine during the talks someone just says "OK GOOGLE GLASS, TAKE A PICTURE"
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)15:34 No.33813403
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)15:34 No.33813403
>>33813363
Buy an iPad Mini. Google have dropped the ball.

Well, time to update Google Now. Let's see what the botnet knows about me.
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)15:34 No.33813407
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)15:34 No.33813407
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO FIND OUT ALL THE NEW SHIT, I CANT WATCH 4 StREAMS AT ONCE
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)15:34 No.33813408
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)15:34 No.33813408
>>33813392
no
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)15:34 No.33813410
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)15:34 No.33813410
>>33813392
You do. I don't have a G+ account either. I don't want to be swallowed into the botnet even more.
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)15:34 No.33813415
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)15:34 No.33813415
>>33813392
apparently no, I have google apps for my domain and disabled the shit out of google+, still could sign on the chrome extension
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)15:34 No.33813421
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)15:34 No.33813421
IT'S OVER, GOOGLE IS FINISHED
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)15:34 No.33813428
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)15:34 No.33813428
>>33813408
then what is it for?
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)15:35 No.33813431
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)15:35 No.33813431
MAGICAL FIRE
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)15:35 No.33813435
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)15:35 No.33813435
>>33813400
really fucking loudly haha oh god i'm stoned
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)15:35 No.33813437
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)15:35 No.33813437
Well this was a disappointment.
I've never wasted more of my time.

But this thread was fun, thanks, /g/.
in 40 years, I'll look at the /g/ archive and I'll say "hey, those were my posts, this was fun".
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)15:35 No.33813438
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)15:35 No.33813438
>>33813398
we already knew that there weren't going to be any new hardware.
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)15:35 No.33813445
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)15:35 No.33813445
>Gallileo
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)15:35 No.33813446
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)15:35 No.33813446
>NOT USING FIREFOX OS
>2013
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)15:35 No.33813449
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)15:35 No.33813449
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Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)15:36 No.33813452
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)15:36 No.33813452
The fyre rises
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)15:36 No.33813454
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)15:36 No.33813454
What's happening now?
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)15:36 No.33813462
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)15:36 No.33813462
I don't understand why I should use this Hangouts app on my phone if it doesn't send texts . I don't want to use two seperate apps if one of my friends doesn't use hangouts
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)15:36 No.33813464
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)15:36 No.33813464
who wants to bet that WWDC will end up being more interesting than this shit
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)15:36 No.33813466
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)15:36 No.33813466
Fucking 3 hours and nothing about any nexus device?!

Fucking wow

Google pixel is such a load of shit
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)15:37 No.33813472
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)15:37 No.33813472
Google dares to compare itself to the Apollo program.
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)15:37 No.33813480
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)15:37 No.33813480
>>33813462
Get an iPhone
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)15:37 No.33813486
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)15:37 No.33813486
>>33813392
No, I get a nag popup that I should enable G+ when I start it though.
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)15:37 No.33813487
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)15:37 No.33813487
>>33813472
I would say they are fairly similar
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)15:38 No.33813495
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)15:38 No.33813495
>>33813480
Well I thought thats how it was going to work, kind of like the imessage / sms shit.
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)15:38 No.33813501
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)15:38 No.33813501
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>Android Studio v0.1
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Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)15:39 No.33813516
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)15:39 No.33813516
>>33813495
Too bad? It's what we all want bro. Shit sucks
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)15:40 No.33813535
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)15:40 No.33813535
>>33813516
Well the Hangouts app asked to confirm my phone number when i first opened it, so I don't understand what that was for.
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)15:40 No.33813536
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Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)15:40 No.33813540
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)15:40 No.33813540
>>33813495

Its a dificult thing to do without incorporating it into android at a base level, and even then, its not like samsung has to use the aosp messaging app.
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)15:40 No.33813541
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)15:40 No.33813541
the verge's post event show
http://www.theverge.com/2013/5/15/4333846/the-verge-live-google-io-2013
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)15:40 No.33813543
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)15:40 No.33813543
>tfw no nexus 7
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)15:41 No.33813564
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)15:41 No.33813564
>>33813536
>Size
Why
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)15:43 No.33813585
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)15:43 No.33813585
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Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)15:43 No.33813587
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)15:43 No.33813587
>>33813541
Eh, why not. Topolsky probably has more coherent things to say than Page did.
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)15:43 No.33813593
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)15:43 No.33813593
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I like the new play music
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Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)15:43 No.33813598
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)15:43 No.33813598
>>33813540
I can understand that, but couldn't Google make the Hangouts app "take over" the regular messaging app, meaning it pulls whatever would have gone into the messaging app into Hangouts, and then also syncs your contacts with their Google + accounts so all the different things are linked up into one chat window? The regular messaging app could still be there, but the Hangouts app could take control of it if you wanted it to.

I dunno, just disappointed with hangouts I guess.
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Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)15:44 No.33813601
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)15:44 No.33813601
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>>33813585
He installed Replicant? RMS would be proud.
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Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)15:44 No.33813602
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)15:44 No.33813602
It's over for today?
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Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)15:44 No.33813604
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)15:44 No.33813604
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>>33813564
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Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)15:45 No.33813615
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)15:45 No.33813615
>>33813598

It could, but then it would only be able to talk to the stock messaging app. they would have to make it work with all of the carriers and manufactureres favorite messaging app seamlessly.
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Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)15:45 No.33813621
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)15:45 No.33813621
>>33813593
Anon you don't need to hide the fact that you use Vista
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)15:45 No.33813626
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)15:45 No.33813626
>>33813602
Yes, it's over.
You could have chosen to live...
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Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)15:45 No.33813631
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)15:45 No.33813631
>>33813593
>living in the philippines
>can't access google music

google discrimination
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Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)15:46 No.33813641
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)15:46 No.33813641
>>33813602
No, just the Keynote.
There are a bunch of other events today and manana
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Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)15:46 No.33813642
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)15:46 No.33813642
Is there anything tomorrow?
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Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)15:47 No.33813664
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)15:47 No.33813664
>>33813615
True true. Maybe they will find a way in the near future to combine the two through an API or something.

I just don't see how this hangouts thing is any different than the Talk it replaced, aside from a UI change.
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Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)15:47 No.33813666
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)15:47 No.33813666
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>>33813564
>>33813604
here
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Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)15:47 No.33813670
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)15:47 No.33813670
>>33813631
No, that's not discrimination, that's just the third world.
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Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)15:48 No.33813675
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)15:48 No.33813675
>>33813631

Just use a us proxy, sign up, then you can use it wherever you want

Though you're gonna need a credit card to do this now
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Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)15:48 No.33813678
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)15:48 No.33813678
>>33813666
>only 1.04MB
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Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)15:48 No.33813683
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)15:48 No.33813683
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You know, if more people used g+ then Hangouts wouldn't be so bad...
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Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)15:49 No.33813701
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)15:49 No.33813701
>>33813683
But that doesn't change the fact it doesn't integrate SMS as well. I don't want two seperate things.
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Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)15:49 No.33813704
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)15:49 No.33813704
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Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)15:49 No.33813715
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)15:49 No.33813715
As a consumer, this I/O was boring as hell. Oh well, it's dev focused..
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Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)15:49 No.33813719
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)15:49 No.33813719
>>33813593
So much post-hardocore in there.
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Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)15:49 No.33813720
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)15:49 No.33813720
>>33813683
Social media
#followmeontwitter
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Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)15:49 No.33813724
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)15:49 No.33813724
>>33813683
i wish hangout had a downloadable program or something

or permamement rooms so i dont have to make a new one everytime
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Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)15:50 No.33813742
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)15:50 No.33813742
Has there been any news concerning Ingress?
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)15:50 No.33813749
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)15:50 No.33813749
>>33813701
I've been thinking of making some kind of message center application. Really missing that functionality.
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Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)15:51 No.33813753
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)15:51 No.33813753
>>33813701
Is Apple only able to do that with iMessages because there are no other SMS apps?

Why can't Google just shit on other carrier's "xXxTouchSenseXxX
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Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)15:51 No.33813756
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)15:51 No.33813756
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>>33813621
but I don't I was just hiding the impending shitstorm
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Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)15:51 No.33813762
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)15:51 No.33813762
Updated my Google Talk app.. Still looks like shit.
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Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)15:51 No.33813765
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)15:51 No.33813765
>>33813715

I think it was a lot more consumer focused, what with Google+, Hangouts, Voice Search, Maps and only a slight bit on Android Studio and nothing on 4.3
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Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)15:52 No.33813788
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)15:52 No.33813788
>>33813715
>Developer conference
>WHY IS THIS NOT CONSUMER FOCUSED
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Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)15:52 No.33813799
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)15:52 No.33813799
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Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)15:53 No.33813807
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)15:53 No.33813807
>>33813753
I think that is why.

Can't google force what TouchSense and shit MUST have? With 4.3 they should force everyone to use some messaging API.
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Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)15:53 No.33813808
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)15:53 No.33813808
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>>33813701
Still would be actually usable even without SMS if people used it.

>>33813724
> Permanent rooms
So skype?
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Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)15:53 No.33813819
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)15:53 No.33813819
>>33813765
>con·sum·er
>/kənˈso͞omər/
>Noun
>A person who purchases goods and services for personal use.
>Synonyms
>user - purchaser - customer

The Google Music thingy, and the S4 was the only purchasable thing
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Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)15:54 No.33813838
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)15:54 No.33813838
>>33813788
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8To-6VIJZRE
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Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)15:54 No.33813849
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)15:54 No.33813849
>>33813788
I just said you dumbfuck mudslime.

Don't you know every single "tech" newspaper had RUMORS!?
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Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)15:54 No.33813850
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)15:54 No.33813850
>>33813808
>Still would be actually usable
I suppose, but there would still be a disconnect between SMS and Google+. When you meet someone new you now have to add them on Google+ just so you don't have to use a messaging app? Its clunky
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Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)15:55 No.33813859
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)15:55 No.33813859
>>33813819
>implying G+ and maps are free
>implying you're not paying with your personal informations
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Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)15:55 No.33813862
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)15:55 No.33813862
If this is a dev event, does google have a consumer event?
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Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)15:55 No.33813871
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)15:55 No.33813871
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Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)15:56 No.33813886
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)15:56 No.33813886
Will there be a new livestream tomorrow, announcing the new nexus 7 and stuff?

Fuck I want that New Nexus 7 so badly already.
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Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)15:56 No.33813889
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)15:56 No.33813889
>>33813859
What other than my location, is shared of my personal information, do you think?
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Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)15:56 No.33813892
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)15:56 No.33813892
>>33813762
>>33813762
>>33813762

use /sys/app mover
make talk a normal app
uninstall
install hangouts
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Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)15:57 No.33813910
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)15:57 No.33813910
>>33813819

Yes but all they were doing was just showing off the features that people are going to use >Synonyms: User
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Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)15:58 No.33813940
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)15:58 No.33813940
>>33813889
your friends, interests, family, visited pages, consuming habits, gender/age estimation, sexual fetishes, etc
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Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)15:59 No.33813954
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)15:59 No.33813954
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Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)15:59 No.33813956
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)15:59 No.33813956
>>33813892
Thanks!
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Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)15:59 No.33813965
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)15:59 No.33813965
>>33813886
mfw I bought a nexus 7 for 99 dollars on amazon because of everyone unloading in anticipation of the new nexus
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Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)16:00 No.33813989
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)16:00 No.33813989
>>33813965
Fuck, if I have a nexus 4 think a 7 is worth it?
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Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)16:01 No.33814011
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)16:01 No.33814011
>>33813940
No friends of mine uses G+
No liked anything there, or put something as an interest
No family uses G+
Visited pages (?) - my log?
Buying with phone? Nope
Gender/age estimation can't be done as I don't use it
Sexual fetishes - missionary with a woman

How about that. Can I get more, in trade of my personal information?
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Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)16:02 No.33814038
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)16:02 No.33814038
>>33813862
The one they were supposed to have last year when they presented the N4 and N10 was cancelled because of Hurricane Sandy
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Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)16:02 No.33814048
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)16:02 No.33814048
More big stuff can come the next two days right?
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Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)16:03 No.33814059
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)16:03 No.33814059
>>33814011
Are you India origin?
Because you talk like indian man
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Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)16:03 No.33814065
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)16:03 No.33814065
>>33814048

Yes
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Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)16:03 No.33814071
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)16:03 No.33814071
>>33813989

It's almost a year old. Keep that in mind. However, imo it's still relevant.
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Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)16:04 No.33814092
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)16:04 No.33814092
>>33814071
I'll wait then for an updated one.Hopefully will see it this week.
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Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)16:05 No.33814095
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)16:05 No.33814095
>>33813989
hmm..
probably not. I was considering of getting rid of my old htc desire since i had a nexus 7 now and its portable enough.
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Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)16:09 No.33814220
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)16:09 No.33814220
Larry.Page@google.com

Reminder to email him with your supportive messages
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Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)16:10 No.33814231
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)16:10 No.33814231
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What the actual fuck.
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Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)16:10 No.33814246
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)16:10 No.33814246
>>33813808
>so skype?
yea, except not shit. skype doesnt let me call landline or group video chat for free like google
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Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)16:11 No.33814267
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)16:11 No.33814267
>Google I/O
>Uses Apple products in clear view for presentation
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Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)16:13 No.33814291
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)16:13 No.33814291
What's a good table mic that will broadcast my voice as clear as possible for my friends at google to record?
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Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)16:14 No.33814323
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)16:14 No.33814323
i had to leave for the last ~45mins, did anything important happen?
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Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)16:14 No.33814326
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)16:14 No.33814326
>>33814267
Google has always been a OSX/Linux shop m8
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Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)16:14 No.33814328
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)16:14 No.33814328
>>33813724
I hope the current desktop hangouts version is not the final one.
It's a big disappointment right now.
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Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)16:14 No.33814330
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)16:14 No.33814330
>>33814267
If you listened to Larry Page he said its not about a competition with Apple.
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Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)16:14 No.33814343
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)16:14 No.33814343
>>33814291
I use a cheap Logitech desk mic, gets the job done pretty damn well.
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Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)16:15 No.33814364
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)16:15 No.33814364
>>33814267
They're that not bothered by them
Apple can't really do the same, they'd lose all their fanboys (95% of people buying apple)
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Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)16:15 No.33814368
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)16:15 No.33814368
>>33814323
Larry Page gave a motivational speech, shed a single tear and then killed himself on stage
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Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)16:16 No.33814377
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)16:16 No.33814377
https://support.google.com/hangouts/answer/3115176?hl=en&ref_topic=2944848

How to enable the new Hangouts in Gmail. Hasn't shown up for me yet, but this will be a useful reference.
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Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)16:16 No.33814383
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)16:16 No.33814383
>>33814330
Then why does apple keep trying to compete with google
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Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)16:17 No.33814405
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)16:17 No.33814405
>>33814383
Because Apple just wants money. Page literally said the current ecosystem of technology businesses makes him sad and that they should all be working together.
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Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)16:18 No.33814430
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)16:18 No.33814430
Thank you!
We're excited to share the new Google Maps with you.
Keep an eye out for an invite in your inbox.
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)16:18 No.33814442
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)16:18 No.33814442
>>33814059
>Implying I talk like how I just wrote.

God damn it, faggot.
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Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)16:19 No.33814447
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)16:19 No.33814447
>>33814383
Google believes in development through competition.
Apple believes in $$$
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Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)16:19 No.33814448
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)16:19 No.33814448
>>33814377
Still sin't connected with SMS
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Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)16:22 No.33814508
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)16:22 No.33814508
>>33814442
So, your spoken English is good but your hands are typing in Indian-English?
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Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)16:22 No.33814519
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)16:22 No.33814519
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WTF IS THAT ?!!
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Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)16:22 No.33814526
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)16:22 No.33814526
what about google voice? how the hell was it not integrated into hangouts?
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)16:23 No.33814536
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)16:23 No.33814536
well I thought it was cool
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Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)16:24 No.33814567
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)16:24 No.33814567
>>33814526
They could have had an awesome as fuck chat service. They kind of blew it. I downloaded the hangouts thing for chrome and and using it right now, I want to be able to use it but nobody uses Google +. I am considering emailing them saying they need to find a way to sync it with SMS /Phone contacts so I can have a unified experience like they weret trying to do.
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Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)16:25 No.33814572
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)16:25 No.33814572
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>>33814519
WHAT THE HELL IS THAT THING ?!?
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namefag
05/15/13(Wed)16:26 No.33814602
namefag 05/15/13(Wed)16:26 No.33814602
>>33814572
albino african
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Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)16:27 No.33814639
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)16:27 No.33814639
>>33814526
voice will probably integrate with google mumble which they haven't made any announcements about yet
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Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)16:28 No.33814677
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)16:28 No.33814677
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>>33814519
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Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)16:31 No.33814750
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)16:31 No.33814750
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Google is God, your argument is invalid.
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Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)16:35 No.33814829
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)16:35 No.33814829
so can someone make a list of all the new botnet google just introduced?
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Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)16:38 No.33814886
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)16:38 No.33814886
>>33814829
Google knows your payment information
Google knows what you like
Google knows where you are and what you plan on doing
Google knows and its glorious.
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)16:40 No.33814930
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)16:40 No.33814930
>>33814829
>Google knows your payment information
>Google knows what you like
>Google knows who you like
>Google knows what your pictures are about
>Google knows the content of your texts
>Google knows where you are and what you plan on doing
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)16:41 No.33814953
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)16:41 No.33814953
>>33814930
>implying facebook nor government is any better
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Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)16:41 No.33814969
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)16:41 No.33814969
>>33814953
>implying implications
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Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)16:43 No.33815010
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)16:43 No.33815010
>>33814930
>Google can artificially recognize what you are talking about
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Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)16:43 No.33815019
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)16:43 No.33815019
>>33814930
>Google knows your payment information
>Google knows what you like
>Google knows who you like
>Google knows what your pictures are about
>Google knows the content of your texts
>Google will soon be in every school in America and later worldwide
>All children will need a google account in order to do school work
>Google knows where you are and what you plan on doing
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)16:44 No.33815033
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)16:44 No.33815033
When does Moot allow us to upload WebP photos?
>>
Kuwagata
05/15/13(Wed)16:44 No.33815053
Kuwagata 05/15/13(Wed)16:44 No.33815053
I missed most of the conference and don't feel like watching all 3 hours of it. Did they announce a new version of Android ? 4.3 or KeyLimePie (5.0) ?
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Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)16:45 No.33815066
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)16:45 No.33815066
>>33815010

>Google knows your payment information
>Google knows what you like
>Google knows who you like
>Google knows what your pictures are about
>Google knows the content of your texts
>Google will soon be in every school in America and later worldwide
>All children will need a google account in order to do school work
>Google knows where you are and what you plan on doing
>Google can artificially recognize what you are talking about
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Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)16:46 No.33815083
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)16:46 No.33815083
>>33815053
They announced that the botnet is now.
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Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)16:46 No.33815086
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)16:46 No.33815086
>>33815033
Also you can convert your photos into the new format now

https://developers.google.com/speed/webp/
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Kuwagata
05/15/13(Wed)16:48 No.33815125
Kuwagata 05/15/13(Wed)16:48 No.33815125
>>33815083
XDD FANNEH ! MUH FREEDAM :DD
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)16:48 No.33815128
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)16:48 No.33815128
>>33815086
This is fucking glorious.

I, for one, welcome our old Google overlords!
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)16:50 No.33815164
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)16:50 No.33815164
>>33815125
Get out fucking namefag freedom hater.
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)16:54 No.33815257
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)16:54 No.33815257
is the sticky staying all 3 days?
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Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)17:03 No.33815422
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)17:03 No.33815422
Where the fuck is MUH NEW NEXUS 7!?
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)17:05 No.33815459
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)17:05 No.33815459
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>>33814969
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Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)17:05 No.33815469
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)17:05 No.33815469
>>33815422
PLS RESPOND
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Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)17:08 No.33815532
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)17:08 No.33815532
>>33815422
it was a lie from the start
>>
Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)17:08 No.33815539
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)17:08 No.33815539
>>33815422
NON-EXISTANT LEL @ U
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Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)17:09 No.33815560
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)17:09 No.33815560
>>33806077 (OP)
So we got a sticky for apple's ios event, google's android event, yet for the fucking desktop os release for the software that the 99% of the planet uses on their pcs we got nothing.

fuck the mods, /g/ is google and apple shills.
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Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)17:09 No.33815562
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Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)17:09 No.33815565
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)17:09 No.33815565
>>33815532
>>33815539
LE FUNNY NOW TELL ME WHERE IT IS
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Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)17:10 No.33815577
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)17:10 No.33815577
>>33815565
In your momma's ass!
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Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)17:10 No.33815591
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)17:10 No.33815591
>>33815565
it's not coming
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Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)17:11 No.33815607
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)17:11 No.33815607
>>33815560
what are you talking about?
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Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)17:15 No.33815683
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)17:15 No.33815683
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>>33815562
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Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)17:15 No.33815704
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)17:15 No.33815704
GOOG stock will hit $1000 by day 3 of the I/O. Calling it now.
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Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)17:16 No.33815721
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)17:16 No.33815721
>>33815704
Why?
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Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)17:17 No.33815740
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)17:17 No.33815740
>stream stops working (and doesn't even give an actual error message) every 5 minutes and takes 2 minutes to come back up
>playback speed is a fucking rollercoaster even on stable networks
>captions are off by several seconds
>video source controllers are retarded
>several seconds without sound every time the scene changes
>quality automatically changes every 5 seconds
>video goes backwards by 5 seconds every time the quality changes

I like Google but YouTube is unusable shit
the mobile version is more reliable than the website for fuck's sake
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Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)17:17 No.33815746
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)17:17 No.33815746
I'm using the new sound service. Pretty nice so far, missing some key features like top 100 songs played for when I'm in a top 40's hits mood.

I'm curious if anyone knows if there's a way I can make a playlist out of the songs I soundsearched for. AFAIK there's no way to see that outside of through the widget, which is a real mistake IMO.
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Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)17:18 No.33815762
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)17:18 No.33815762
>>33815704
https://www.google.com/finance?q=NASDAQ:GOOG

Not likely.
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Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)17:18 No.33815769
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)17:18 No.33815769
>>33815721
Stock has already rose +$30 today.
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Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)17:18 No.33815779
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)17:18 No.33815779
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Googling my oogling
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Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)17:21 No.33815845
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)17:21 No.33815845
NEW GOOGLE+ LAYOUT IS OUT BITCHES
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Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)17:21 No.33815857
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)17:21 No.33815857
>APPL is dropping a the exact same rate that GOOG is going up
What is happening?
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Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)17:22 No.33815887
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)17:22 No.33815887
>>33815746
are you using it on desktop or android?
It's FCing on my phone and can't make it work.
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Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)17:23 No.33815908
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)17:23 No.33815908
>>33815857
The master race is taking over, the God has spoken.
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Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)17:29 No.33816025
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)17:29 No.33816025
>>33815887
I'm using it on desktop. I'm flashing PA (currently on stock) and redoing everything cause my phones a mess. I'll let you know later if you're still in the thread.
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Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)17:29 No.33816033
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)17:29 No.33816033
>>33815908

I accept Google as an overlord
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Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)17:30 No.33816047
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)17:30 No.33816047
>>33815779
oh it's released already?!?!?!

link?!?! Super stoked to try this out.
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Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)17:35 No.33816156
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)17:35 No.33816156
>>33815857

It's cause google is the wave of the future.

Where is apple once people get tired of gadgets with a shiny metal case? They're just an overpriced hardware company.

Google is so much more
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Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)17:36 No.33816198
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)17:36 No.33816198
I had my fingers crossed for the next gen Nexus 7, but I suppose I'll just have to wait until tomorrow.

Either way, sounds like I'll be waiting until july as is.
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Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)17:38 No.33816231
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)17:38 No.33816231
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Actually, it seems that Google has allied with Apple to take down Facebook. Look at all that "forced" Google+ integration with apps
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Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)17:38 No.33816255
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)17:38 No.33816255
>>33814572
Has the bone structure of a nigger (yes, that's a nigger nose), is white (lol albino nigger) with a shaved head (an LGBYT albino nigger woman >2013)
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Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)17:40 No.33816292
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)17:40 No.33816292
>>33816047
https://developer.android.com/sdk/installing/studio.html

All you had to do was google "Android Studio".
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Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)17:41 No.33816321
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)17:41 No.33816321
>>33816231
>Actually, it seems that Google has allied with Apple to take down Facebook. Look at all that "forced" Google+ integration with apps
>implying that's a bad thing
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Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)17:44 No.33816394
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)17:44 No.33816394
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>>33816231
Then why is APPL stock rapidly decreasing in value?
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Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)17:45 No.33816411
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)17:45 No.33816411
GOOG will hit $10,000 in 2014. Mark my words.
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Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)17:46 No.33816440
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)17:46 No.33816440
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Guise guise I download the new Android Studio. It won't install after I download. What do I do? I can also dual boot, so I'm pretty tech savy. I'm a young and rising technologist
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Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)17:46 No.33816445
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)17:46 No.33816445
>>33816394

Because it was overpriced.

If I were an appl stockholder, I would have been getting rid of it cause its hit the peak and I can't imagine it going higher without steven jerbs marketing skillz
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Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)17:48 No.33816490
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)17:48 No.33816490
>>33816440
Getting a good OS would be a good way to start
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Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)17:49 No.33816492
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)17:49 No.33816492
>>33816255
>Nose
>Bone
Do you even anatomy? Most of the nose is cartilage. The big nostrils that look like a black guy's nose are made of cartilage.
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Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)17:49 No.33816502
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)17:49 No.33816502
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Apparently the person who posted this is a HTC employee. I'm really hoping they announce a HtcOne Google Edition
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Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)17:50 No.33816528
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)17:50 No.33816528
>>33816490
I'm using gentoo.
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Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)17:52 No.33816584
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)17:52 No.33816584
>>33816411
>GOOG hits $10,000
>Google buys Apple
>Makes a partnership with Wal-mart and McDonalds to monopolize food
>Buys Microsoft
It's too late now.
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Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)17:52 No.33816592
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)17:52 No.33816592
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>[botnet intensified]
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Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)17:53 No.33816609
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)17:53 No.33816609
>>33816528
you're quite obviously an apt-get using n00b.
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Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)17:54 No.33816642
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)17:54 No.33816642
>>33816502
I hope that's true, for the sake of it becoming a normal thing.
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Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)17:55 No.33816652
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)17:55 No.33816652
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>>33816584
I tried to warn you.
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Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)17:56 No.33816670
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)17:56 No.33816670
>>33816502
But if I put my phone in a case, it feels the same regardless of whether it's plastic or aluminum... and you're a moron not to put your phone in a case.
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Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)17:56 No.33816675
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)17:56 No.33816675
>>33816642

Yeah, having google editions of any high-end phone would be lovely.
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Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)17:56 No.33816676
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)17:56 No.33816676
>>33816584
Massive Dynamic.
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jamescameronofficial@gmail.com
05/15/13(Wed)17:57 No.33816695
jamescameronofficial@gmail.com 05/15/13(Wed)17:57 No.33816695
>>33816652
is he this guy?

looks a lot like this guy

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FzFPmx96nnA
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Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)17:57 No.33816700
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)17:57 No.33816700
>>33816502
>HTC phone without sense

THANK FUCKING GOD
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Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)18:03 No.33816861
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)18:03 No.33816861
>>33816700
It actually makes sense
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Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)18:04 No.33816892
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)18:04 No.33816892
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>>33816861
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Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)18:08 No.33816968
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)18:08 No.33816968
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One day they'll ask you, "Where were you when Google began to take control of the world?". What will you say?
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Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)18:10 No.33817011
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>>33816652
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Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)18:10 No.33817025
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)18:10 No.33817025
>>33816968

/g/
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Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)18:11 No.33817043
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)18:11 No.33817043
>>33816968
jacking off to lolis
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Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)18:12 No.33817079
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)18:12 No.33817079
Can someone giv a tl;dr of what has happened so far
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LAwLz !LAwLzaWU1A
05/15/13(Wed)18:13 No.33817085
LAwLz !LAwLzaWU1A 05/15/13(Wed)18:13 No.33817085
>>33816502
All that butt-hurt. Hope they do release a stock one though, and that it becomes more and more common.
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Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)18:14 No.33817118
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)18:14 No.33817118
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If you do not wish to live in a world ruled by Google kill yourself while you can.
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Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)18:15 No.33817148
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)18:15 No.33817148
>>33816502

read more of her feed. i sincerely doubt that's what she's implying.

i want that S4. fuck it, it's basically a nexus with a great camera.
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Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)18:16 No.33817157
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)18:16 No.33817157
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I for one embrace my botnet overlords.
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Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)18:16 No.33817159
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)18:16 No.33817159
>>33817118

The world where surveillance and prying eyes are everywhere is something you can't stop, so stop whining or try and do something about it.
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Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)18:16 No.33817174
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)18:16 No.33817174
>>33817148
Crush our dreams, Anon. It feels good, doesn't it?
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Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)18:17 No.33817182
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)18:17 No.33817182
>>33817159
>he thinks he can stop it
It has already begun.
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Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)18:18 No.33817210
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)18:18 No.33817210
>>33817159
of course we can, it's called federated web services
but the sheep, and /g/ is full of them, choose convenience and shiny gadgets
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Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)18:19 No.33817250
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>>33817174

feels GREAT.
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Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)18:21 No.33817292
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Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)18:22 No.33817306
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)18:22 No.33817306
bump
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Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)18:24 No.33817357
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)18:24 No.33817357
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I didn't ask for this.
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Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)18:24 No.33817373
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)18:24 No.33817373
>>33817306
>bump a sticky
>sage a sticky

the fuck?
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Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)18:25 No.33817401
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)18:25 No.33817401
>>33817079
Google disappointed us all.
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Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)18:29 No.33817487
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)18:29 No.33817487
>>33816528
exactly
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Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)18:29 No.33817494
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)18:29 No.33817494
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>>33817292
I'm still in utter disbelief that they actually put up those posters.
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Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)18:29 No.33817497
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)18:29 No.33817497
>>33817373
>>33817306
samefag
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Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)18:30 No.33817513
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)18:30 No.33817513
Is anyone still watching the live feed?
I missed most of the wallet API session
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Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)18:31 No.33817547
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)18:31 No.33817547
>>33815704
>Tfw can't read stocks
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Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)18:31 No.33817554
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)18:31 No.33817554
>>33817494
You see, 1984 was an instruction manual.
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Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)18:34 No.33817636
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)18:34 No.33817636
Cloud (game) save? Holy FUCK, finally.
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Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)18:39 No.33817723
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)18:39 No.33817723
lol it's in 4+ hours niggas. are you from google?

(probably you are, aren't yoy)
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Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)18:40 No.33817764
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)18:40 No.33817764
>>33817723
Say what now?
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Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)18:42 No.33817800
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)18:42 No.33817800
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As a mobile developer this shit is fucking golden.
Apple, Microsoft step the fuck up.
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Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)18:43 No.33817823
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)18:43 No.33817823
Fucking fuck, everyone got a pixel there.
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Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)18:46 No.33817887
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)18:46 No.33817887
>>33817723
wat
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Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)18:47 No.33817899
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)18:47 No.33817899
>>33817823
>sell pixel
>reimburse all the money it took to get there
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Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)18:48 No.33817930
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)18:48 No.33817930
Google will declare independence by 2025. It has begun.
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Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)18:50 No.33817964
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)18:50 No.33817964
>>33817887
Have you not followed the livestream?
Everyone at Google IO, gets a Pixel.
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Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)18:51 No.33817974
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)18:51 No.33817974
>>33817964
I was responding to
>>33817723
>it starts in 4+ hours
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Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)18:51 No.33817984
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)18:51 No.33817984
enjoy this shitty show that addresses you like you are 8 years old and asks for your moneys.
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Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)18:52 No.33818000
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)18:52 No.33818000
>>33817984
k
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Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)18:52 No.33818007
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)18:52 No.33818007
>>33817984
It was pretty enjoyable.
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Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)18:53 No.33818018
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)18:53 No.33818018
>>33817974
My bad fellow anon.
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Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)18:54 No.33818037
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)18:54 No.33818037
>>33817357
>implying you had a choice
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Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)18:56 No.33818089
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)18:56 No.33818089
>2070
>Google controls all aspects of humanity
>A mixture of Skynet, 1984, and A Brave New World
Why didn't you stop it /g/?
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Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)18:58 No.33818130
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)18:58 No.33818130
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>yfw
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Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)18:58 No.33818134
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)18:58 No.33818134
>>33818089
You seem to be implying that all of us aren't mouth-breathing neckbeards.
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Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)18:59 No.33818153
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)18:59 No.33818153
>>33818130
Heart implant patient from Grey's Anatomy?
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Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)19:00 No.33818181
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)19:00 No.33818181
>>33818130
>mfw you can't into bone structure, brow distance, and ear shapes
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Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)19:01 No.33818199
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)19:01 No.33818199
>>33818130
Almost got me there, but the eyes and the nose make it easy to distinguish the two.
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Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)19:04 No.33818254
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)19:04 No.33818254
>>33818181
You autistic bruh? Obviously they're not the same person but they look pretty damn similar.

Actually, you might be autistic to notice such trivial trivialities.
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Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)19:06 No.33818286
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)19:06 No.33818286
Will this sticky have 100,000 posts by Friday?
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Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)19:09 No.33818360
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)19:09 No.33818360
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I'll just leave this here. Now I'll go to sleep peacefully and dream good thoughts.
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Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)19:10 No.33818376
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)19:10 No.33818376
>>33818360
2edgy
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Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)19:12 No.33818408
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)19:12 No.33818408
>>33818376
>2049
>It has been over a decade since Google grasped control of our planet
>When I was young I would dismiss claims that Google was a botnet laughing heartily
>Oh those were the days...
>Rms forgive me
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Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)19:16 No.33818484
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)19:16 No.33818484
can any1 provide me a TL;DW?
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Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)19:18 No.33818515
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)19:18 No.33818515
>>33806077 (OP)
botnets gonna bot
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Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)19:19 No.33818534
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)19:19 No.33818534
>>33818484
They didn't announce any devices other than the GS IV without touchjizz.
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Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)19:22 No.33818569
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>>33818130
>>33818181
>>33818153
>>33818199
>>33818254

>tfw i found him
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Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)19:24 No.33818602
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)19:24 No.33818602
>>33818484
>GS4 Google edition
>Android Studio
>Some Googlemaps features
>Page high as fuck
Pretty shit.
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Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)19:25 No.33818637
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)19:25 No.33818637
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>tfw no nexus 7
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Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)19:27 No.33818658
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)19:27 No.33818658
>>33818484
arstechnica.com
ctrl-f google
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Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)19:28 No.33818671
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)19:28 No.33818671
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>>33818658
>arstechnica.com
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Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)19:29 No.33818697
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)19:29 No.33818697
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>>33818408
This is more likely
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Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)19:55 No.33819099
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)19:55 No.33819099
le botnet xD
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sage
sage 05/15/13(Wed)19:58 No.33819149
sage sage 05/15/13(Wed)19:58 No.33819149
sage
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Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)20:01 No.33819196
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)20:01 No.33819196
>>33819149
wut
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Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)20:04 No.33819259
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)20:04 No.33819259
is there a tl;dw version
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Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)20:05 No.33819267
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)20:05 No.33819267
>>33819259
>Google knows your payment information
>Google knows what you like
>Google knows who you like
>Google knows what your pictures are about
>Google knows the content of your texts
>Google will soon be in every school in America and later worldwide
>All children will need a google account in order to do school work
>Google knows where you are and what you plan on doing
>Google can artificially recognize what you are talking about
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Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)20:09 No.33819329
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)20:09 No.33819329
FUCK! I forgot to watch! I NEED TO FIND A REBROADCAST.
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Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)20:09 No.33819332
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)20:09 No.33819332
lel what dumb ass tries to sage a fucking sticky?
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Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)20:19 No.33819512
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)20:19 No.33819512
>>33819332
Probably someone who enjoys making people respond to it.
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Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)20:24 No.33819611
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)20:24 No.33819611
>>33819329
notsureifsrs.jpg
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Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)20:34 No.33819787
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)20:34 No.33819787
is google wallet not shit anymore because im willing to let them control my mind if I don't gotta rely on paypal
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Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)20:39 No.33819842
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)20:39 No.33819842
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-a_ETY_8msk

>yfw
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Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)20:39 No.33819854
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)20:39 No.33819854
>>33819787
Chrome already knows all your payment info.
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Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)20:44 No.33819907
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)20:44 No.33819907
>>33819854
yeah it's already too late

is it still shit though, you can only put your credit card in right now
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Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)20:51 No.33820025
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)20:51 No.33820025
4444 posts and 577 image replies omitted. Click here to view.

Can we get a new sticky every 500-1k posts? this shit keeps crashing my mobile browser
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Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)20:52 No.33820042
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)20:52 No.33820042
>>33819842
That's from a Qualcomm event on the 13th, not today.
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Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)20:53 No.33820064
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)20:53 No.33820064
>>33820025
>using a mobile browser
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Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)20:54 No.33820078
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)20:54 No.33820078
>>33820025
>html and css
Can moot get rid of this shit? Keeps crashing muh mobile dick machine.
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Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)20:54 No.33820086
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)20:54 No.33820086
>>33820064
it's also fucking up Chrome on my laptop
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Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)20:55 No.33820103
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)20:55 No.33820103
>>33820086
Better switch to Firefox, then!

Seriously, though, consider that a moderator has to be around to sticky a new thread.
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Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)20:56 No.33820120
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)20:56 No.33820120
>>33820025
This is the Google I/O thread. It will be here until the next Google I/O, in 2014.
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Anonymous
05/15/13(Wed)20:59 No.33820168
Anonymous 05/15/13(Wed)20:59 No.33820168
>>33806365
I laughed. Thank you.
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