Install gentoo and don't download/delete all internet drivers

If he's got a brain and learns how computers work, yeah he can bypass it.

could probably boot from a USB linux installation and do whatever he wants

He could just boot a linux live distro or even install it.

And no, I won't tell you how to protect from that. You can't deny him freedom.

>>34602766 (OP)
>download and burn linux iso to usb on external computer
>boot from usb
>you're rekt son

>>34602836
>>34602855
>>34602860
He doesn't have access to another computer, and he can't download it on his.

Unless you password protect the BIOS, there's no way to stop him from booting from CD or USB and deleting all his (or your) files.

also inb4 someone says what kind of 13 yo would do this? I played around with Xubuntu when I was 12. I also learned that /dev/sda1 does not mean flash drive the hard way when I was 12 and wiped the computer I was using.

You're a terrible parent OP.

OP is in for a shock when the kid pwns Windows entirely.

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>>34602872
Why are you denying him his freedom on the internet? I'm sure you have your reasons but what are they?

pic unrelated

>>34602872
It's still possible to download an iso. iso aren't executable files.

>>34602872
>implying he doesn't have friends
>implying this tyranny doesn't make him want the locked out stuff more
>implying he won't learn infinitely more about computers and life in general by setting him up on a linux distro.

kids learn fast. might as well make him learn something on his rabid search for porn

>>34602872
>and he can't download it on his.
What? He's not allowed to download stuff? Well, I'm sure it's possible to somehow circumvent this but he could also get a linux live cd from somewhere else. You can even buy them.

>>34602883
top lel

>>34602872
Unless you blocked him from the ability to download a .iso image or burn a CD, you haven't stopped shit.

>>34602766 (OP)

If you're worried about him fapping to porn you're not gonna stop him.

There aren't many ways he can get around it, but just monitor him a little bit. Check out the computer after he's done with it and see if he managed to disable it/get around it.

Don't just install it and then walk away, never worrying about it again.

Reinstalling windows isn't that hard so if he fucks the machine over you can just start from scratch.

If you use the machine for work I highly suggest giving him a really cheap, old machine to fuck around on. So many times my family was ready to beat the shit out of me because I fucked the computer over when I was like, 12.

If he has his own machine he'll need to learn how to fix it if he breaks it.

>>34602886
Except it's motivation for the kid to learn shit about the computer.

>>34602766 (OP)

There is not 100% secure way to prevent tampering if he has hardware access.

Lock down the OS, BIOS password, lock the computer away, only give access to USB ports.

Approve all software installs.

Install a keylogger and remove view capabilities. Also watch the computer with multiple CCT cameras.

What's hilarious about this is that all you'd have to do is set him up with an un-privileged user account (i.e. no su or sudo access) on Ubuntu and he'd be stopped cold in terms of damaging the OS or system-installed programs.

>ITT: OP, a thirteen year old, convinces /g/ to tell him how to get past his parents computer blocks

>>34602924
This is very true. I encourage installing filtering software. Then reward him when he bypassses it.

>>34602964
My first thought as well. But honestly, I'd prefer this version of the story.

>>34602922
It's pretty hilarious looking back but at the time my parents were fucking PISSED since they had to redo all their taxes that were stored on the computer and the deadline was like the next day.

Anon-kun, try fapping with your kids.

It would be a great bonding experience

>>34602872
>he can't download it on his.
You sure?

Also

>13

Probably better you started to trust and talk to him than control him.

>>34602964
This is true. Without a doubt.

>>34602925
>only give access to USB ports.
Why would this kid need USB ports?

>13 year old boy
>only now installing a filter
He's already seen terabytes of porn, I guarantee it. Just get him his own computer so he can't ruin your computer, and let him do what he likes with it.

>>34603098
Printing. Kids turn in homework on paper.

First, you're a cunt for doing what you did. Second, if he has half of a brain and knows a bit about computers, he will find it very easy to bypass your child-control software.

procon latte for firefox is a good extension
my parents were hesitant about switching to linux before I showed them the extension

>>34602959
This is what Ubuntu users actually believe

>>34603110

Anon Knows

>>34603125
Do you mean software access? Then why only USB ports and not ethernet ports so he can use the internet or hdmi ports so he can see the screen?

Do you mean hardware access? Does the kid carry a printer around?

>>34603125
> 2013
> Not using wifi printer

>>34603210

>wiifii printer
Not using network printers through a print server.

http://forums.moneysavingexpert.com/showthread.php?p=61880505

ripe for trolling?

When I was 13 my parents did not give two fucks what I did on my computer. GIVE HIM THE FREEDOMS

>>34603260
And you ended up on 4chan. Your parents truly did a good job.

install gentoo

>>34603224
Print server? You mean those ethernet to usb boxes you plug into printer? Why would it be better than native network capabilities?

>>34603299
/g/ is full of great people. What are you implying?

bios password on start up

remove usb boot option

set the hard drive as the first boot option

>my kids haven't gotten through this yet.

If he's determined enough, he will get past anything you put in.

Now I know why all these leet hackers seem to be young teenagers.

They have to overcome all the above just to see some decent porn or chat to others.

Get that shit off your computer, OP. Let the kid live, or he'll end up like the rest of us.

fap fap fap

that software wunt stp you fapping to some pedo on skype.

Fuck, if my parents had done shit like that, I would probably have run away from home. How could one live with all those restrictions? I had my own PC since I was 8 and I could do whatever I wanted with it.

Have you ever heard of the forbidden fruit complex, OP?

You're only making things worse.

>>34602964
10/10 this man saw through the ruse.

>>34603299
>this
When I have kids, be damn sure everything will be on lockdown. But, it most certainly won't be with "netnanny." Want some tips?

>>34603404
Shouldn't they just reset the cmos?

>>34603234
>Now I know why all these leet hackers seem to be young teenagers.

They have to overcome all the above just to see some decent porn or chat to others.

Fuckin Lel.

LEET

>>34603649
That doesn't work on every laptop.

Thinkpads for example. You can pull the battery all you want but you'll never get past that password.

blocking him from doing things on the computer is unethical

>>34603404
oooooh i would have overlooked that little bugger

You're underestimating your child, OP.

>>34603234
ohwow

Rather than trying to block him from doing X or Y why don't you explain to him why you don't want him doing those things? No system is going to be 100% secure and there will always be a way around any kind of protection.

>>34602766 (OP)
OP why don't you try to foster his intelligence and curiosity instead of waiting until he can't wait to escape your oppressive helicoptering? all you are doing is guaranteeing that he is going to spend his 20s acting out by trying illicit substances such as drugs and having unprotected possibly homosexual sexual relations.

>>34603673
I certainly do not want my son becoming a hacker. I asked him where he got his music from and he said he downloaded it (illegally) and said they wouldn't catch him because he's behind seven proxies?

What does that even mean? That he's hacking and watching porn?

>>34603921
>7 proxies

Is... is he browsing 4chan?

>>34603921
all of my lel

>>34603110
Definately this.
Five-star post.

make your son a computer

install haiku

watch as chaos unfolds

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>>34603921
>he's behind seven proxies

You can stop trolling, OP.
As always, you're a faggot.

>>34603921
Yes he is hacking, but he probably only reads gay porn comics.

>>34603921
>becoming a hacker
Not small number of adult has the mental fortitude to learn everything to become a hacker. Your son will only end up become a script kiddies at most, DDOSing website with premade LOIC while boasting to his friends that he's the member of some super secret hacker club.
>he's behind seven proxies
Your kids already browse either 4chan or reddit. He read this term from an image macro.
>hacking and watching porn?
Hacking? No.
Watching porn? Yes.

>>34604036
>>34604052
>>34604062
You realize that this is quoted from that website?
>>34603234

>>34602766 (OP)
Oh God, the memories. I remember when my dad installed it, which was around 15 years ago. You'd get on a porn site, it would pop up and all you had to do was open up a new instance of Internet Explorer.

Good times.

>>34602766 (OP)
Use OpenDNS instead.

>>34604615
What is that?

>Dad catches me looking at porn
>Doesn't let me have access to computers until I'm 16
>Now fap at least once a day
Let him use the computer.

Do whatever is within your power to lock him out of everything.

Then be extremely proud when he bypasses them all. At that point, he has earned his porn.

>>34602914
He has this racist ideology and we live in Canada, one day it will get our door kicked in

>>34602921
He has a netbook.

>>34604912
You can boot a live cd from a USB flash drive.

>Using proprietary, communistic software to restrict freedom and invalidate privacy.

Unacceptable.

>>34602766 (OP)
Instructions to bypass Net Nanny are freely available and are just a Google search away.

>>34604943
He can't download programs without the administrator password (I.E. my account)

>>34603404
The kid can go to a scrapyard or a local shop throwing out hard drives they don't need and replace it.

>>34603981
>>34603982
>>34604036
>>34604052
>>34604062
You've been rused. I'm OP.
He has racist ideology and I don't want police to kick down my door for hate crimes (I'm in Canada so I don't have America's "freedumbz")

>>34605291
Here is the deal, it all depends on how smart he is. If he is fairly clever, almost nothing you do will prevent him from going too whatever website he wants. He will eventually figure out ways around Net Nanny.

Does he have friends? You are fucked if he does. All they have to do is download a live iso, slap it on a cheap flash drive, and then your Net Nanny just got hosed with semen.

>>34605406
None of his friends that I know are smart like that, he has an online friend from America that helped him before (he got him to factory reset it, so I put a password on the BIOS)

>>34605406
in a nutshell this. Unless he is forbidden physical access from the tower and is using like a network computer, well there is really no stopping him. If he was on a network computer though, if he's also a software and networking wizard, shit outta luck bro.

>>34605493
Maybe do some parenting? Might be the solution to your problem. Take the damn thing away from him and lock it up. Supervise him while he uses the computer. He is a fucking child and you are an adult. You can change his behavior instead of looking for technology to parent for you.

>>34605519
I took it from him for a while and gave it back after he did a factory format on it but I reinstalled net nanny and made my account admin with a password so he can't do anything.

>>34605570
You're so fucking stupid. He can format and reinstall without even booting into the hard drive at all, which bypasses Net Nanny.

>>34605406
>clever
>racist
Yeah, no.

>>34605644
Normally I would say this because OP mentioned a BIOS password, (which can be reset btw) but on Windows, there is the f8 menu which is basically built into windows. It's basically a built in MS DaRT which gives you full access for diagnosing and repairing problems from the disk.

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Only a troll or a woman would be this wildly self-contradictory. Abandon thread.

>>34605694
I shoud also note
>what is the command prompt

He can do various things from there including creating another admin account for himself.

>>34602925
>BIOS password
Can be bypassed by taking out the CMOS battery and then putting it back in.
A three-year-old can do that.

It would be neat if his son posted on /g/

OP it will not matter because your son will find a way to look at porn. On his phone, Ipod, or tablet. You cant set up parental controls on those

>>34605881
Not to encourage OP or anything, but yes he can. He can set his router settings to filter out anything he wants, including ports and MAC addresses.

>>34605881
>can't set parental controls on tablets, iPods or phones
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Someone is new here

OP is trying to make up for poor parenting with more poor parenting.

>>34604694
When you go to a website in the background your computer first has to look up the computer address which is a bunch of numbers. So if you type in "google.com" it has to ask a DNS server what address that is (like 61.55.43.10 or something).

Normally your ISP provides this service to your computer automatically, but you can set up your computer (quite easily) to use other DNS services. OpenDNS is one of them. It's free, and you can set different filtering levels, meaning you can filter adult content if you want. So if someone tries to go to sex.com or something the computer first has to lookup the computer address, but OpenDNS detects that it's porn and since you've set up to block porn it doesn't let the page load at all. This uses zero system resources on your end because it's the OpenDNS servers doing the filtering.

>>34602766 (OP)

I was 13 once, and I would hate your guts for doing this.

You're stunting his growth. Faggot.

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>>34603860
This. OP is a shitty parent.

The more you go against him the more he will rebel. Stop fighting him and take steps. Get a non-american VPN and tell him to use it. If he sees that you are willing to understand and support, he will stop fighting.

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>>34606173
>that picture and comment
Ai ya, panda man told very hard.

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>>34604993
this

>>34605291
Why not go the other way? Get him (and yourself) a VPN and don't look back.
Trying to keep him bubblewrapped at this age will backfire just like your country's immigration policy.
But yeah, you're Canadian and you're probably used to taking it up the ass.

>>34606173
>>34606294
Ranma thread now?

I'm not even mad at OP. His son will learn to bypass this shit (if he hasn't already).

If your own kids can't trust you OP, then who will they trust instead?

>>34606365
sure.
The anime really went to shit in the later seasons.
fucking happosai