>>34965715 (OP)
Your mother's cunt

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I've hacked the planet before.

>>34965751
/thread

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I'm a kernel hacker.
pic related.

NSA backbone severs.
Daily.
An unmarked van with computers, a laptop running Debian, physical wiretapping, O(n) algorithms.
Web hacking is for pussies.

my password is "hackthegibson".

don;t hack me okay guysus?

1337 h4x0r reporting in
Tell me your IP and I hack you

i hacked my friends facebook once. he left his phone alone an i posted a message saying he was gay lolol

>>34965819
127.0.0.1

>>34965819
10.0.0.3

>>34965803
serious hacker in the house guise

>>34965819
192.168.1.1

You faggots can't do shit with my ip

Here you go: 173.194.37.7

Come at me bro

>>34965819
192.168.1.1

I hacked together a gtk theme that had blue widgets when you were a normal user, but if you launched an application with gksudo it would have red widgets.

>>34965715 (OP)
>What kind of stuff have you guys hacked?
some banks and the pentagon

>Do you still do it?
does the pope shit in the woods?

>What tools or methods do you use?
self crafted exploits

>Are you a hardware hacker or a web hacker?
there's more than that, (s)kiddo.

>>34965834
Haha how stupid can someone be?
Enjoy your deleted harddrive, Data is almost done.

>>34965819
192.168.1.6
I fucking dare you.
I'm going to blow up you're computer.

>>34965779
Yeah, but you couldn't hack the gibson.
Amateur.

>>34965834
Lots of open ports here, you're fucked

>>34965887

>the pentagon

fake hacker confirmed

>>34965906
STFU or ill hck u, mkay?

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>>34965803
>O(n) algorithms
10/10

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>>34965904
>>34965892

420.16.1.10

Come at me bro, I have MSE

Once I have found a blind sqli in a very badly written torrent tracker site-engine that was only used by some really retarded and low-profile sites. I've gained administrator rights with it on maybe three or four sites, but that's all.

>>34965938
What? I'm really getting somewhere, this guy is vulnerable as fuck

>>34965751
>>34965779
>>34965788
>>34965803
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>>34965918
Don't know what hacking means.

>>34965940
>420.16.1.10
Subtle

somebody seriously hacked my machine when i installed Black Mesa mod.

there was a call home exploit packaged with the download. it was really quite good. at one point while playing the game a message popped up saying, "we have your host files". i loled, but i damn sure started getting rouge connections from proxies all over europe.

I changed my cars rear drum brakes to disc brakes by hacking a vw rear hub onto the bmw trailing arm.

https://sys.4chan.org/j/admin.php

When you go here does it give you guys a username and password?

>>34965965
+ OP

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Hey guys, I'm watching SG:A and what do I see?
Pic related.
It's in that episode with Bill Nye and Neil DeGrasse Tyson.

>>34965965
>2012 + 1
>Still unable to detect sarcasm and irony

>>34965965
>quote everyone in thread
>thinks he's cool

stallman.org/articles/on-hacking
catb.org/esr/faqs/hacker-howto

>>34965986
nice catch

>>34965996
he hacked the thread.

>>34965988
>>34965996
http://stallman.org/articles/on-hacking.html

>>34966020
Thanks.
The Stargate shows seem to have lots of /g/ related shit in them, including Thinkpads and Model Ms.

>>34966032
Congratulations, you're retarded.

This thread brought to you by the National Survelliance Agency

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>>34965834
Most definitely inspired.

Hack this, tough guys:
198.143.157.115

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>>34965974
Not for that board.

>>34965715 (OP)
I have hacked 3d printers, educational web apps for 3rd world children, and giant sculptures controlled by a mesh network of raspberry Pi's.

I think I will never stop hacking, it's just in my bones.

I mainly use rails and processing, but for hardcore stuff I break out the clojure repl

Both

you can check my hacker news account, makergrrrl1989. Please donate.

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Kali reporting in. Brute force hashes, FTP logins, SSL logins, via m'nigga medusa. Use good ole nmap to find service and version and OS running, look online if any exploit is available for any service/OS etc. Has someone written an exploit, what for? Msf or any other exploited based tool. Run it, drop payload: install rootkit or drop a shell for a webserver. Pwned.

> Got root?

>>34966150
https://news.ycombinator.com/user?id=makergrrrl1989

No such user.

>>34965819
169.254.1.1

bump

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>>34965881
enjoy having ass ping off faggot, I've almost broken through your 4th firewall bro

>>34966356
topkek

autism general

how i hack facebook>?

>>34966489
step one: drink bleach

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>>34966356
I'll join in the lelz

so autistic in this thread
sage

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>>34966598
me too

>>34966598
nice terminal

>>34966666
nice quints

>>34966356
>>34966598
>>34966672
WOW I CAN PING!!!!!1111111

All he has to do is reset his modem.
WHHHOOOOOOAAAAAA WE SURE SHOWED HIM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>34966691
shut up nerd

>>34966691
if you keep it up I'll hack your PC into a bomb

>>34966691
first time here?

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I hacked Tab's website.
I doubt any of you here even remember Tab but I hacked his stupid macfag website.

>>34966691
Most ISP's only issue static ip's.

>>34966691
Also, that IP is Google.

>>34965986
looks like quentin tarantino on the left...is it? also is this on youtube or something?

i once typed

>@echo off
>format C: /FS:NTFS /X /Q /y

in notepad. Am I a hacker?

>>34966722
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5KVrEriDs-I

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like muh hax

>>34966722
>>34966742
Most ISPs actually give out dynamics, it's cheaper.

The only thing that will ever happen is he gets kicked offline for 5 minutes tops. Oh the fucking horror.

I remember I used to upload PHP shells to unprotected file uploads when I was like 15. Now I dabble in a bit of RCE, but nothing malicious.

On another note, /g/ seems to have gone further down the shitter since the last time I came here.

 Fuck you 

>>34966760
No, that's Rodney McKay from Stargate Atlantis.
I'm watching it from a torrent, but there are probably some episodes on YT.

>>34966666
hail satan

>>34966808
Y is noobs pinging google?

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>>34966838
hail sata

>>34966153

10/10: made me rely

>>34966743
>>34966758
>>34966772
Dude, Acidburn?! I fucking remember you dude. I was in #/g/tech and #/g/tv as s3krit or strelok, depending on how far back it was.

>>34966862
Lel jordan you are my waifu

>>34966913
I'm not acidburn, I'm DEAFTONEGOES

I think acidburn got a real job or something

>>34966951
I heard he got AIDS off his girlfriend and died. Silly strayan.

>>34966862
is that you, jadan?

>>34966913

>s3krit
>from /v/ steam chat
>same guy who thinks coding software is real hacking

:-*

Sincerely,

your favorite hacker

>>34966810
It's a Google IP.

>it's cheaper
How is dynamic IP cheaper?

>>34966837
>morpheus

I hacked my friend's Facebook account when he left it logged in. Now people think he enjoys greasy penis in his butt.

>>34966862
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>>34966973
No it's a skull made of french fries

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>>34965715 (OP)
A hacker is someone who enjoys playful cleverness—not necessarily with computers. The programmers in the old MIT free software community of the 60s and 70s referred to themselves as hackers. Around 1980, journalists who discovered the hacker community mistakenly took the term to mean “security breaker.”

Please don't spread this mistake. People who break security are “crackers.”

>>34967008
>Please report and hide all posts made by ┌∩┐(◣_◢)┌∩┐ !imYOUrDICk or any of his aliases.
no

>>34967029
Cracker please

>>34967029
A prankster is someone who enjoys playing practical jokes at the expense of other people. Steve Wozniak is the original prankster.

>>34966979
lol jamal? is it really you?

>>34967084
>Steve Wozniak is the original prankster.
r u sure it wasnt the snake from adam and eve

>>34967118
lol satan provided much lulz

>>34967118
he was a master ruseman

>>34966984

you don't reserve one IP per customer so you can have a pool of IPs smaller than the number of customers - provided nobody wants to get online at exactly the same time

>>34967008
Are you a new kind of troll or something?

hack this 107.21.140.93

/g/ I NEED YOUR HELP EITHER SOMEONE I KNOW IS HACKING ME OR I GOT HIT BY ONE OF THE WORST VIRUS IN THE HISTORY OF VIRUSES

>Computer start acting weird
>Services are like in pic related
>Computer is never idle
>See a weird ghost partition, some card reader
>I don't have a card reader
>Its empty
>I can't delete it with select disk/part
>Panic
>Nuke the disc with linux zeroes
>Reinstall windows
>everything is good
>4 days later
>Computer is set to hibernate when idle for 15
>It stops doing it one day
>The ghost disk came back
>I didn't even download shit or install anyhting else other than one antivirus, spybot steam and my photoshop
>Services are back like in pic related
>Scan with a gorillion antiviruses and anti rootkits
>Nothing
>Scan with Eset online
>several gen trojans and netavira.A
>Remove
>services still look like pic related
>computer is always loading something
>dllhost.exe keeps popping in and out
Why is dis happening

>>34967217
A troll is someone who enjoys purposely spreading false or misinformation for the anger that ensues after said lies are told.

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>be 13
>official admin of minecraft server
>this cheater comes in
>ban him
>he keeps coming back
>backtrack his 7 proxies
>got his ip: 192.168.0.13
>ddos that fucker with my Google Chrome
>he retaliates with freedom
>write gooey in visual basic, the best language for professional hackers
>put in his ip
>press hack
>i'm stuck at his firewalls
>there's a loophole norton built in
>go through loophole
>the faggot is using ganoo
>not today fucker
>unskin ganoo, it reveals to be windows xp with no service packs
>he now panics
>run cmd and overclock his hard drive
>everything turns black
>next day on news: computer exploded, owner dead

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>>34967246

>>34967269
u r haxxed be a 1337 h4xXor! u need to destroy ur computer quickly!!!11!!1!!

>>34967175
>provided nobody wants to get online at exactly the same time
It's the modem that's online, pretty much all of the time. You mean ISPs expect a fair amount of people to shut down their modem when they shut down their computer?

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>>34967370
That was unnecessary

All i want to know at least is if the thing was still there or someone actually hacked me again

>>34967266
Nothing wrong with that definition.

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>>34967246
>>34967269
see what happens when software doesn't respect your freedom?