no
i don't live in the USA

Why would anyone care what phone I use?

>>34312482
Same reason why people care about what shoes you wear, what car you drive, and what brand of clothes you wear.

>not being on #teamiphone

>>34312470
/thread

lmao what a nerd loser

Shit like this really tears at me. I prefer an open SDK like Android, but more often than not the phones themselves are shit because of bad hardware. I'd like an iPhone because I find it aesthetically appealing and less hardware issues, but the operating system (and its general user base) is utter garbage.

Anyone else know that feel?

>>34312441 (OP)
lmao that is funny and stupid.

No. My girlfriends hot friends get jealous when she shows them the themes on her cm10 nexus 4. Girls love those custom fonts as well.

>>34312541
Just get an HTC One.

Wow he even looks like me.

This goes beyond simply terrible and crosses into pure shitposting.
Congratulations, OP! You don't seem to capable of even basic human interaction.

Where I live it's the other way around.

>>34312586
Hit too close to home for you huh?

Actually no, most iPhone owners comment on how sexy my HTC One is

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>>34312612

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>>34312541
I know these feels all too well.

>Lel wer 17 nd r frend haz NON IPONE LEL wut uh lizer 4seris.

It makes me laugh to see high school bullshit. Little kids thinking they know shit about dick.

>women

This kinda happened to me when Android was a couple years old.

>>34312558
>implying you have a girlfriend

>>34312627

This. Coworkers here have iPhones and yet they all seem to like my One so far.

I almost went for an S4 because of the extra screen space though.

lel here in korea you get shit on by other kids when you have an iphone... fucking americans man.

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>>34312612
Is that really all you have?
A five second video clip of two teenage girls, and "no you"?
Why don't you just piss of back to >>>/b/ or facebook or something, actual discussion of technology seems beyond you.

>>34312541
God, yes.

American "humour".

>>34312646
Young bitches think they all that, then they get old and nasty and pass they expiration dates. Then suddenly they worthless, nobody want old wrinkly smelly pussy. Oh now they desperate. They gotta get married, bag some poor dude. Get a nice wedding and shit, cause soon they gonna get ugly and fat. They have a bunch of kids and get that low self esteem, you know what I'm sayin'. Now they husbands don't even want them, and they get even more desperate. They start fuckin' the neighbor dude, the delivery boy, every nigga on the block. Husband finds out, know what I'm sayin', they get divorced. Now the ex-wife gets all his shit, but she still feels worthless cause she ain't that young bitch who can strut that booty down the street and get all the men goin' crazy.

Holland here. People are intelligent enough to realize that "BEST BRAND" switches all the time and companies are always outdoing each other.

Therefore, anyone who is loyal to a certain brand tends to get laughed at. People use what they want.

he has diffrunt phon as us hueheueheuehehehehe

so fonnny xD I'm gonna maek vine and put on twittr and tubmlr

whai doesnt my parents ever tell me that they love me?

>>34312558
>dat imagination

>>34312541
yeah. I love android to death, but no other phone is as good as the iPhone 5 right now, for me at least.

>inb4 HTC One
-chick build quality issues, shit camera, slow charging, can't be opened without breaking the phone itself

>inb4 Galaxy S4
-all amazing except for that plastic and pentile display. i expect some premium feels when I'm buying a phone to last me ~3 years

So I guess what I'll do is buy the 64gb iPhone 5 on contract and buy the next Nexus to satisfy my Android love

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>>34312746

>child
>child
>child
>manchild

>>34312627
Only because its the only Android phone that doesn't look like janky ass shit.

>>34312441 (OP)
No. Most People use Android over here.

No. For two reasons.

1. I have an s3 so everyone either asks how awesome the phone is or just says "I wish I had one" or "that's cool, I have an iphone"
2. I don't hang around retarded people who put status value on what kind of shit you own, operate, wear. People like that are the type of people that don't understand why their relationships keep falling apart and why all their friends talk shit about each other behind their backs. Fuck all that. We're not in grade school anymore.

>>34312541

Absolutely. Manufacturers really let down Android with their shitty hardware and shitty stock ROMs.

If iOS had such a large hardware base to support it would suffer from all the lag issues of Android phones, if not more.

>>34312849
>so everyone either asks how awesome the phone is
Really now?

>Implying /g/ has ever been at a table with girls.

>>34312482
your material possessions are a direct reflection of your worth as a person duh

>>34312722
>lel here in korea you get shit on by other kids when you have an iphone...

Funny, Japan is the opposite. Everybody has iPhone here.

Is there a way to stop autoplay on Vine? I just got the app yesterday. Android.

>>34312881
Wrong. Bill Gates with all the money he has lives in a moderately sized home and doesn't go out of his way to make himself LOOK rich. He just IS rich.

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>>34312441 (OP)


>mfw I live in a country where more people use Android than iOs

>>34312883

I thought the japs hated Apple with a passion though?

>>34312884
one way to stop it.
uninstall the app.

>>34312772
Man you are asspained by the video. I bet a girl hasn't even talked to you much less made fun of you to your face.

>>34312894
Every country in the world then?

Even people in Clapland have woken up to the IOS scam.

>>34312894
...which is the case in basically every country but the US and I think Japan.

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>>34312746

>>34312678
greentext it

>>34312541
Windows phone is the best compromise

>>34312894
which europoor country would that be>>34312894

>>34312900
No, seriously, most people have iPhone here.

What the fuck is Vine? I don't like it, it's new so it's shit.

>>34312945
My thoughts. It's suddenly everywhere, though.

>>34312945

>not getting on it right now so you can become the king of Vine

>>34312894
Android is getting bundled on every $50 featurephone.
There's no coincidence that it has the biggest userbase in the world, then.

>>34312911
>Even people in Clapland have woken up to the IOS scam.

The video OP posted is from a couple weeks ago.

>>34312961
>not being a hipster like me and not using all this social networking crap

get on my level

>>34312923
Windows Phone is like buying a paperweight for a phone.

>>34312927
It's the same in Ireland, apple fucked themselves when the iPhone came out but not releasing it straight away and then locking it out of many networks when it did

>>34312541

Nokia Lumia 720.

I was worried about the low ram (512 MB) but then I remembered the OS is not retarded like Android so it does great with just that. Everything else is perfect, fucking 180° viewing angles are perfect.

>>34312945
Vine has been out for half a year now.

>>34312964
>teenagers

Adults without the psychotic need for validation woke up to the iOS scam

I am glad I don't live in the USA

>>34312983
Only on iOs

>>34312864
All trolling aside, yes. Real world people think it's the direct competitor to iPhone. Well, not so much with the advent of the s4, but market your product right... You see how well apple is doing anyway.

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>>34312961

This could be you!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wr4y0qDYmIg

> his "loser" phone can do more then your "superior" phone
fucking idiots

>>34312441 (OP)
Not directly, but if I ever spoke to people about android, it was always the case of "iOS is infinitely better"

>>34312981
It does fine because it can't multitask and has no app support that requires more than that.

Making gif of OP video. Should be good for Android threads.

>>34313058
It can multitask just fine. As well as anyone else, anyway.

>>34313063
Please don't.

>>34313058

I've used the multi-task for useful shit like twice on my phone. I wouldn't mind not having it if that meant responsible UI and non-plastic feeling phones like with the ones I have.

That worthless ego.
>MY SHIT IS BETTER THAN YOUR SHIT

>>34313058

WP 8 not 7.8.

More people have Galaxy S3s than iPhones here in Mexico

>>34313100

Por que Apple vende los iPhones mas caros que en USA y Telcel no quiere hacerles subsidio como las compañias de arriba.

>>34313100

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more like girl phone girl phone girl phone man phone

>>34313126
you need to put text to simulate the audio at least

>>34312981
>I was worried about the low ram (512 MB)

You should still be worried.

>>34313072
>>34313083
>>34313092
Interesting to note that all the wp owners don't deny that app support is non existent.

Maybe they were being sarcastic? Oh thats right, autists take everything literal.

>>34313145
>needing apps
lel Blackberry master race reporting in. how's that no physical keyboard thing working out for you guys?

The majority of people that fully care what phone they have a self obsessed teenage girls. And they must all have the fucking iPhone. A girl I work with had to have the iPhone, and she actually fucking likes iTunes. She broke it (iPhone 4) then replaced it with another iPhone 4. Didn't even fucking upgrade the dumb ho

>>34313144

Why?

>>34313136
MUH I am not special and useless I don't want people to know I am dull so I blend in

>>34313143
>you need to put text to simulate the audio at least

Too lazy. Can somebody else do it?

>>34313155
>forgetting about the z10

>>34313165
You want the .gif, you want to be a retard and pretend iOS is superior you make the .gif and add the text.

>>34313145

I didn't reply to that because I don't see the point. I can't think of one task I want to do and can't because there are not 132 variants of said app. Bigger number doesn't mean shit when most are just copies of each other.

>>34313162

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>>34313156
it's people like this that make me want to punch myself for having an iphone. i bought it because it was simple and had good web browsing battery life, not because it made me look cooler.

>>34313157
You won't be able to use a lot of apps, now and in the future. Skype for example is not good with 512MB.

>>34313180
>you want to be a retard and pretend iOS is superior you make the .gif and add the text.

Somebody else will do it.

Fucking hell, I'm on my phone and it won't play.

>>34313187
I know. It drove me crazy. She's a 17 year old who loves to gossip all the way down the road until everyone fucking knows what's going on. And she bitches like crazy behind your back. She is an absolute stereotypical girl

>100 replies

Holy shit this video really got to you guys.

Rough time in high school?

>>34313196

You Skype on your phone? I use my phone to call people I want to talk with.

>>34313184
shut up already

>>34313176
>thinking it wasn't a joke by RIM to make the Z10 so the touchscreen kiddies would also start using blackberries
Q10 master race, come at me bro

>>34312441 (OP)
Wow, just watched this, and this is actually immaturity at it's absolute finest. Fucking teenage bitches drive me crazy.

>>34313227
It actually looks like a nice phone, and seems productive. How is it? Ricing can be nice sure, but very unnecessary

>>34313220
>call people
>not skype-call people
enjoy wasting money.

>>34313224

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>>34313224

¡Hola!

Parece que han hecho un poco de un error en su mensaje. Por suerte, los usuarios de 4chan siempre están dispuestos a ayudar a aclarar este problema derecha para arriba! Usted parece haber utilizado un tripcode hora de escribir, pero su identidad no tiene nada que ver con la conversación! ¡Vaya! Usted debe recordar siempre no utilizar más el tripcode cuando el hilo se utiliza para se va, a menos que se inicie otro! Publicación con un tripcode cuando no es necesario es la falta de forma. Usted siempre debe tratar de hacer anónimamente, a menos que su identidad es absolutamente vital para el puesto que estás haciendo!

Ahora, no hay necesidad de darme las gracias - Sólo estoy haciendo mi parte para ayudarle a acostumbrarse a la cultura de la imagen a bordo anónimo!

>>34313220
>You Skype on your phone? I use my phone to call people I want to talk with.

What the fuck do you think Skype is for you idiot?

People with iphones often mention how big my phone is

they also mention how tall I am

they also mention how big my feet are

and they mention how strong I am

They're just mad

>whip out galaxy note

"OMG THAT PHONE IS SO BIG WOW HOW COOL I HATE MY SMALL PHONE"


>whip out iphone 4 back in 2010

"HEY IS IT TRUE THAT THEY ARE ALL BROKEN HOW IS YOUR CELL RECEPTION LOLOLOL"

i live in america and i have NO IDEA where this pro apple shit comes from

Looks like they were kidding.

>>34312891
>can't into sarcasm

>>34313243

Do you have a prepaid phone or something? I never reach the limit of my monthly quota and still make at least 2-3 calls a day.

>>34312931

But after they vehemently refuse to acknowledge Macintosh computers, why are they suddenly shitting themselves over an iPhone?

>>34313251
I laughed.

>>34313271
Apple fanatics do exist. It's pathetic when you find them

>>34313219

Autistic neckbeards take every literally and don't even recognize sarcasm as a word.

>>34313246
>>34313251
Suck my finger

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>>34313251
>la cultura de la imagen a bordo anónimo!

Funny how most phones I see here are the Galaxy S3 and Note 2.

>>34313239
it is what it seems to be. A good quality phone with amazing keyboard, decent touchscreen, and RIM jumping on the app and multitasking bandwagon. I simply use it to text, call, read my email and occasionally browse 4chan. Truth be told, i don't really need the upgrade from my 9900, but it's a nice, snappy phone. OS seems better than android, within it's limits, like no-apps.

>>34313291
>>34313294

Wow guys look out for these edgy random irrelevant tripfaggots!

>>34313243
>buys a phone by the company who runs Skype
>thinks Skype is a weird idea

Enjoy wasting money. Enjoy not using VOIP on a fucking computer in your pocket.

>>34313126

Such faggotry, I can't believe that kid even hangs out with such douchebags.

>>34313294
>>34313291

مرحبا هناك!

يبدو أنك جعلت قليلا من الخطأ في رسالتك. لحسن الحظ، فإن مستخدمي 4chan دائما على استعداد لمساعدتك في مسح هذه المشكلة حق! يبدو أنك قد استخدمت tripcode عندما بالإرسال، ولكن الهوية لديه أي شيء على الإطلاق للقيام مع المحادثة! يصيح! يجب أن نتذكر دائما إلى التوقف عن استخدام tripcode الخاص بك عندما الخيط انه كان يستخدم لذهابه، ما لم يتم تشغيل بعضها البعض! المشاركة مع tripcode عندما فإنه ليس من الضروري هو شكل الفقراء. يجب أن تحاول دائما إلى آخر مجهول، ما لم هويتك أمر حيوي للغاية لآخر أن كنت صنع!

الآن، ليس هناك حاجة أن أشكر لي - أنا مجرد القيام بت جهدي لمساعدتك التعود على ثقافة الصورة مجهولة متن!

>>34313304
Yeah, I think Google fucked up with that java virtual machine shit. The whole file system is absolutely messy as fuck. I kind of like closed system, makes me worry less about fucking something up

>>34313279
>prepaid phone
nope, i only have data plan, no calls. €5/month unlimited skype calls and whatsapp messages.

>>34313273

They were but this board is full of morons with no social life so they think they are actually making fun of him and they project their own insecurities and get mad.

>>34313155

Works out fine thanks

>what is haptic feedback

>>34313206
haha no they won't they're apple users

>>34313220
>You Skype on your phone?

Why the fuck not? Why would you pay for much for a phone and not use VOIP or IM?

No, I don't socialize with teenagers.

Grown ups don't give a fuck about phones.

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>>34313326

>Having an expensive phone with a shitty plan.
>Being poor and wanting good things but not being able to fully enjoy them because of the fear of spending too much money.

Top fucking lel.

>>34313352
Because phone internet is unreliable and often cuts out

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Oh hi missed me?

>>34312441 (OP)
>deauth attacks via HTC

welp, whos laughing now

>>34313315
>I can't believe that kid even hangs out with such douchebags.

I guess you've never had friends before.

>>34313318
what is that

>>34313155
what, with swype and all that? absolutely brilliant. How's that ridiculous moving part count treating you?

>>34313367
>That horrible OS lagging on the Torch series.

>>34313372
He's right though. When people are just being absolute cunts because of the choice of phone that you use.

>>34312983
What the fuck does it do that isn't already done by other apps?

>>34313386
That's a BB10 phone.

Mix between the Q10 and the Z10

OP you are going to give some neckbeards here remember their trauma in high school! Stop it!

>>34313403
>OP you are going to give some neckbeards here remember their trauma in high school! Stop it!
This reminded me of how fucking young you people are.

>>34313332

>some high school kids joking around before having lunch
>kid with galaxy is obviously a friend
>they're even trying to hold back the laughter because it's obvious sarcasm
>omg these stupid dumb bitch whore cunts what the fuck is society coming to these days I swear to Christ if these whores tried this on me I would slit their throats with my kantana fucking cheap sluts its no wonder all girls are whores and the iphone is shit fuck the iphone fucking hippy bullshit phone

>>34313388
No, I think that poster meant that friends rag on friends.

>>34313356
>shitty plan
why? i can do whatever the fuck i want and never worry about spending too much money.

>>34313365
How's living in the middle east working out for you? Internet is pretty reliable over here in the first world countries.

>>34313372
If you think that's what friendships is, I take it you haven't either.

>>34313366
Nice job. Why is the quality shitty though?

>>34313388

Wow. Being this socially retarded. They were not actually making fun of him in a way to diminish him, they were just fucking around because they are normal people having a normal social interaction. Stop projecting yourself and thinking that way because everybody made fun of you.

>>34313384
>How's that ridiculous moving part count treating you?
i don't know what that is, so i guess it's treating me just fine...?

>>34313419
Not in Australia brah

>>34313365
>Because phone internet is unreliable and often cuts out

I've phone sexed plenty of girls for hours on Skype. Your internet must be shit.

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>>34313377
looks like terroristian

>>34313418
That is true

>>34313424
changed the animation to make it easier to work with

>>34313388
Holy shit man! You seriously have never had friends before! Don't you know that friends bust each other's balls all the time?

>>34312769
This

>good friends
>you on the phone
>porn sounds

>just friends
>you on the phone
>everybody polite and silent

>>34312441 (OP)

This never happened to me because iPhones didnt even exist when I was highschool.

Also no one I am with doesn't fuck around with their phone when they are with a group of people. How is this socially acceptable?

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>>34313229

Crazy in the pants

>>34313447
I will use muh freedoms to make myself a speci9al snow flake fuck those rag heads

>>34313464
Yeah I do, but I also cop it all the time, and it grows old.

>>34312769
Then why are the Dutch stuck to microsofts ass. Have to do everything as hipster as possible?

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>>34312441 (OP) no. when people do that I plug my phone into its lapdock and play games. they shut up pretty quick.

>>34313486
>Also no one I am with doesn't fuck around with their phone when they are with a group of people.

I fucking hate people that do that.

Fucker I am right in front of you, why the fuck are you fucking around with your gadget.

>2013
>Not having a fucking Nokia 301 / 501 and enjoying everything a phone should be used for with a month of battery life.

Enjoy your appz that you use twice because none of them are actually useful.

>>34313464

You expect people with autism to understand friendly ballbusting? This is /g/. The girls are obviously whores who pick on the kid daily, use him for homework, and steal his money. I can tell that from a 6 second video clip about phones on the internet.

>>34313366
Where is his snapback and make-up?

>>34313494

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>mfw my phone has almost the same specs as the iPhone 5
>€230

Can anybody else feel the rage building in this thread simply because girls are making fun of a skinny nerdy guy with an Android phone that looks like a typical /g/ poster back when he was in high school?

Some of the guys in here are having full-on resurfacing of high school pain. You can feel it.

>>34313229

It's ok Anon, they are not the ones that ignored you all those years. You don't have to project yourself like that.

>>34313502
Lel. They dealing with some kind of freak yo!

>>34313502
I just start making fun of them for using "unix4kids".
They get confused and play candy crush saga on their vertically elongated screens.

>>34313542
Son, when I was in school the only mobile phones available were xbox huge tumblers.

>>34313534

I feel like I've read this before, but if you did write it you're a fucking poet.

>>34313509
>implying I don't bank on my phone
>implying I'm not a casual
>implying I don't look for recipes through apps

>>34313155
Pretty good actually with all this screen real estate. How are you enjoying blackberry transition to android because your proprietary os and built in keyboard is no longer viable?

>>34313542

What's it like being so insecure and aspie that you can't even function outside the basement?

>>34313502

I usually carry a ThinkPad with Arch Linux just in case too.

>>34313540
With half the performance of the iPhone

>>34313542
When I was in high school, you were made fun of if you didn't have a Nokia candybar phone.

no.
i do not have friends.

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>>34313542
>He didn't have a sidekick during HS

>>34313183
That's not what he means and you know it.

>>34313551
Lel. I was just stating that she was a typical dumb bimbo who cares what phones people buy.

>>34313542
I know this feel. I myself remember when I got the iPod touch because everyone else did. Didn't stop me enjoying the glorious app store though

>>34313534
I read this in the claptrap voice...

>>34313600
Relax, this shouldn't matter unless you're still in high school, really.

And if you are still in high school, it's not going to matter 5 years down the road. You're going to look back and think on how retarded everyone was during then.

I don't care.
People made fun of me in every way so idc.

>>34313564
When I was in high school, everybody had a RAZR and people who didn't have a cell phone were considered poor and unsociable.

>>34313534
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>>34313600

Oh my God you actually don't get it. They are NOT making fun of him for real. They are just fucking around. THAT'S WHAT NORMAL PEOPLE DO. They are not being abusive towards him like those meany girls did with you.

>>34313618
fuck you just...

fuck

>>34313626
>You're going to look back and think on how retarded everyone was during then.

Not if you are 25 and still living with parents like a lot of /g/

>>34313626
Yeah, I remember feeling a big weight come off me when I finished. I keep in touch with 2 people out of a big group of about 50 that I sat with. Fuck them all.
>>34313640
Girls didn't do that to me, relax.

>>34313670
S-shut up..

>mfw in my hs most people glorified android

Lel I can imagine the neckbeards on /g/ watching the video OP posted and having Gulf-war-like freakouts when they hear the girls make fun of that skinny nerdy kid.

>>34312441 (OP)
when i hang out with my friends, we talk to each other, watch movies, go on walks, go to the pool or play video games. we don't get together to chat of facebook on smartphones to other people

>>34313675
>tfw you lost all friends from HS when you finished.
;_;

C++

If you want to be a hipster you can move to C# easily; if you want to have a job and a home of your own you can move to C easily.

>>34313670
tfw you find out that some assholes did poorly in life afterwards
tfw relishing the cold enjoyment from their hard lifes
tfw iyour feelings just turns into pity after the 5th time you've heard about how some peoples' life turn to shit afterwards

life is funny that way i guess

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>>34313600

>Lel. I was just stating that she was a typical dumb bimbo who cares what phones people buy.
>she was a typical dumb bimbo who cares what phones people buy.
>she was a typical dumb bimbo
>she was
>she

You actually focused on a single girl on the clip. Does she look like her? Do you see the face of the one that shat on your heart when you were that age Anon?

=*(

>>34313731
Dw. I got diagnosed with bipolar today. How's that for a shock. No wonder I'm hated a lot

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>get vine for android
>go to explore tab
>click on the android hashtag
>every other 'vine' is iphone users complaining that android has vine

This doesn't happen in my friend UNLESS you've got a brick. You get laughed at until you mention battery life, then everyone seems to take it back and say how jealous they are. Man, my friends are shallow.

>>34313746
Seriously, getting this mad? Wow

>>34313771
No one cares about your dumb phone with 1 month of standby.

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>>34312891
lmao, he was being sarcastic

and gates' home is not moderately sized
http://www.forbes.com/2007/03/06/estate-rich-home-forbeslife_07billionaires_cz_mw_0308homes_slide_2.html

some websites say it's valued at $145 million

>>34313749
We had a thread about this just now. Look at all the Vine videos of iFags freaking out because Android has this app.

>>34309726 →

>>34313817
It's actually so pathetic. Worst part is they'll get over it in a week. It's like they think its a "le secret club"

>>34313707

DId you meet your friends in a gay coffee shop? They sound boring as fuck.

>Let's go for a walk!

>>34313251
>Derecha para arriba

>>34313827
got a link to that thread?

>>34313796
I have a HTC Sensation actually you dick face. I'm talking about other people in the group.

>>34313783

How is he mad? He's making fun of him.

HERE'S WHAT HAPPENED AFTER THE GIRLS DITCHED THAT STUPID NERDY ANDROID KID

https://vine.co/v/b3w7EFHzJTw

>>34313817

Is it still open? I want to see that shit.

>>34313842
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>>34313882

Not him but thanks. This is going to be fun

>>34313871
Ah, they all got piss drunk. That's great.

>>34313871

They got together is someone's house to socialize and get a little buzzed to have fun.

Good.

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>>34313882

lol god damn.

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>>34313831
>not walking around a lake whilst talking to a friend

you must have shitty friends if that's not a good time to you

>>34313631
>and people who didn't have a cell phone were considered poor and unsociable.

That was me. I still have dreams about my high school days.

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Look at that guy. He clearly knows his higher place among the plebs.

While the other peasants are stuck on their apple keyboard wondering why their battery went to shit with the latest ios update, this nigga is editing dropbox files on his fast as fuck swiping keyboard while downloading torrents on a nice HD display.

>>34313991

That sounds like some gay faggot shit.

>>34313810

She should take that anger and hit the gym with it.

I remember being in a Verizon store not long after the GS3 came out; a girl came in with who I assume was her little brother. She's like "I want an iPhone." The kid was trying to show her the GS3 and she's like "I DON'T CARE I WANT AN IPHONE". She wouldn't even humor the kid, it was kinda funny.

>>34314012
And simultaneously switching too nethack which he has open and leveling up his gnome. Holy fuck.

>>34313991

Do you buttfuck each other before or after the walk?

The funny thing is that the guy being made fun of has actually been at a table with girls, unlike most of /g/

>>34314047

You think she's fat? Wat.

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>>34314017
>That sounds like some gay faggot shit.
care to suggest something better? what do you do with friends?

>>34314012
He also feels awkward as fuck, pretending to ignore them because he can't come up with a good response and doesn't want to look like a faggot.

>>34314166

No, I don't. You don't have to be fat to hit the gym man..

>>34314017
>>34314141
I'm confused, are men not allowed to do things together without being homosexuals?

>>34314242

Not walk around a lake like women and jerk each other off. Take a fishing pole next or something you faggot.

>>34314270

Why should he acknowledge the existence of children? He's better than that.